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August 10, 2010

Holy Frick: This Woman Wants Some Chicken McFrigginNuggets!
— Ace

She wanted her Chicken McNuggets.

She couldn't have them, because McDonald's was still serving breakfast.

She took this news... poorly.

Stolen from The Right Scoop.

Also stolen from Hot Air's headlines, but of course I will be linking them ten times today so they'll barely notice.

Funny Vid: Dude enjoys ballgame with girlfriend. Fly ball comes at him. So he ducks, allowing it to hit his girlfriend.

Via Allah's Twitter feed.

Posted by: Ace at 08:30 AM | Comments (182)
Post contains 87 words, total size 2 kb.

1 The last thing you want to hear after a long day at work is a bunch of LIP over not being able to get the food you want!

Posted by: a flight attendant at August 10, 2010 08:33 AM (kC3nL)

2 I want my nuggets NOW, bitches!

This is exactly the kind of thing Michelle is trying to save us from.

Breaking the window was a tad over-the-top.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 08:33 AM (UOM48)

3 No sound?

She doesn't look old enough to remember when they served regular stuff alongside the breakfast stuff in the morning. Maybe she was high enough to travel through time.

The extra punch on the window is nice.

Posted by: oblig. at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (x7Ao8)

4 Thank God they didn't tell her about the fires....

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (Q1lie)

Soooo, I guess she doesn't want fries with that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (kFODZ)

6 fries....

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (Q1lie)

Did she want a side of meth with her order? Is that the beef?

She's very pretty.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (pLTLS)

8
I'm almost ashamed to admit that I freaked out in a McDonalds a few weeks ago.

It was because after standing in line for 15 minutes, they turned the signs around and started serving lunch. I wanted my eggmcmuffins.

I got my eggmcfuckinmuffins.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (uFokq)

9 If, at any point for the next thousand generations, anybody ever asks what happened to the United States at the end of the 20^th century and the start of the 21^st, they should be shown this video.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 08:34 AM (IkEhE)

10 I wonder if she's related to DR. AMY FUCKING BISHOP.

Posted by: joncelli at August 10, 2010 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

11 They put chemicals in the chicken to make ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 08:36 AM (kC3nL)

12
I got in line at 10:20. The staff was slow as shit and they were busy. When I got to the front of the line at 10:35 they weren't serving breakfast anymore.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 08:36 AM (uFokq)

13 When McDonalds stopped giving out honey with McNuggets because the market price had gone up a penny a ton or something, I felt like part of my life would never be the same. And then, just when I was beginning to recover from that blow, McDonald's stopped producing their periodic specialty burger with grilled onions, cheez wiz sauce and a funky rye bun. Two simple pleasures, forever denied. Go Sistah!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 10, 2010 08:37 AM (w05/A)

14 We need more drive through regulation!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 10, 2010 08:37 AM (xxgag)

15 What is the friggin wuss smiling about? And he has the nerve to take the ball? Girl drop him now. The shit stain on his chin should have been enough to tell you this guy is a loser.

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 08:37 AM (Q1lie)

I've always wanted my Sausage McMuffins with Eggs at 4 pm -ish.

Does this mean MickyD should serve them whenever?

Yippeee!

Posted by: always right at August 10, 2010 08:37 AM (0AClR)

17
I didn't go to McDonald's for lunch. I don't eat lunch at McfuckingDonalds. I was there for breakfast foods.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 08:37 AM (uFokq)

18 Mmmmmmm. CrustyNuggets.

Posted by: Homer J. Obama at August 10, 2010 08:38 AM (xxgag)

19 I don't think I've ever been that hungry for pressed chicken meat.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 10, 2010 08:39 AM (HaYO4)

20 >>>It was because after standing in line for 15 minutes, they turned the signs around and started serving lunch. I wanted my eggmcmuffins. Well that's understandable. I love eggamuffins. There is that sort of cock-block thing that they all change over to lunch at different times so if you show up at 10:15 expecting your eggamuffin they tell you they're on lunch now, and then the anger builds, and the world gets fuzzy, and then I wake up in a drunk tank.

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2010 08:39 AM (QbA6l)

21 Here's the upside - MickeyD's could use this footage in one of their commercials.

*shows crazy woman trying to break in the drive thru window*

Chicken McNuggets...they're that damn good!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:39 AM (9hSKh)

22 O/T: This is so racist, so racist....

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 08:40 AM (p302b)

23 Back in the day, I manned the drive-thru station at a Burger King. The fear of a customer flipping out was always chronically in the back of my mind.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:41 AM (9hSKh)

Imagine how she takes it after the McRib promotion ends.

"the animal we make it from has gone extinct."

"the pig?"

"the cow?"

"no, think smaller....with more legs."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2010 08:41 AM (8lCJT)

25 "20 OT: Being reported Stevens is dead.

http://www.ktuu.com/Global/story.asp?S=12952729

Posted by: lowandslow at August 10, 2010 12:38 PM (GZitp)"

LINK

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 08:42 AM (p302b)

26 I like how the next car casually pulls up to the window. "Hi, I ordered a large vanilla shake."

Posted by: Karl Hungus at August 10, 2010 08:42 AM (/Mla1)

hahaha on the fly ball video

I was watching this game last night when that happened. Funny to see it go viral. Helps that the girl is pretty cute.

Posted by: that's just ignorant at August 10, 2010 08:43 AM (9B8os)

28 I, for one, welcome our new Fat Czar, Meanchelle Antoinette. She'll put a stop to this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 08:43 AM (UOM48)

29 I haven't eaten at any fast food restaurants in over 7 years. And because it's been so long, just the thought of it kinda grosses me out. Of course, I will go in to pocket some Fire Sauce from Taco Bell occasionally.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 10, 2010 08:43 AM (HaYO4)

30 Chicken McNuggets - worth going to jail over!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:44 AM (9hSKh)

31
Anybody else getting that "unresponsive script" bullshit every time you reload lately?

YES. I'm trying to resolve it right now.
Don't know what to do. I hate firefox. I wish Opera didn't suck.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 08:44 AM (uFokq)

I proudly serve my entire menu all day long.

There is a reason that I carry the Official Seal of Approval from the NoZe Aqua Buddah Church of Lulz, Munchies, and Naps.

Posted by: Sonic Drive-Ins at August 10, 2010 08:44 AM (kC3nL)

I like how the next car casually pulls up to the window.

Ha! I thought the same thing!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 08:45 AM (pLTLS)

34 24 Here's the upside - MickeyD's could use this footage in one of their commercials.

*shows crazy woman trying to break in the drive thru window*

Chicken McNuggets...they're that damn good!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 12:39 PM (9hSKh)

MickeyD should track down this woman, present her with extra large serving of the chicken McNuggets.

Along with the bill for reparing the damaged property.

Posted by: always right at August 10, 2010 08:45 AM (0AClR)

35 31 I like how the next car casually pulls up to the window. "Hi, I ordered a large vanilla shake."

I bet they got their Chicken McNuggets!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:46 AM (9hSKh)

36 That bottom vid is another example of hot chicks with douchebags.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 10, 2010 08:46 AM (zgZzy)

"I don't think I've ever been that hungry for pressed chicken meat."

That's because you've never been with A WINNER.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 10, 2010 08:46 AM (kC3nL)

38 Chicken McNuggets - worth a morning in the drunk tank!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 10, 2010 08:46 AM (kFODZ)

39 Crystal Meth...it's not just a drug, it's a lifestyle.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2010 08:46 AM (8lCJT)

40 Any bets for drugs and/or alcohol involved?

Posted by: Vic at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (/jbAw)

41 Ditch the gf, go after the reporter!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (wRH1k)

42 Mmm, mmm, I loves me some McNuggets!

Posted by: Stacie McRedneck at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (zgZzy)

43 Good effort there punk-assed-sideways hat-dork-boy. Yer little girly friend shoulda slapped the taste outta your mouth.

Posted by: Portnoy at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (mT7uC)

44 I don't think the dude from the ballgame is going to be celebrating Steak and Blowjob Day this year.

Posted by: DrewM. at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (X/Lqh)

45 The only fast food that makes my heart race is the occasional Krystal "gut bomb". Those little fuckers are like crack to me. Which is why I can only have one maybe once or twice a year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 08:47 AM (UOM48)

46 You see, when we say, "Thank you, drive through," we don't mean through the window you stupid cow!

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at August 10, 2010 08:48 AM (zgZzy)

Am in recovery mode after edge/mow/blow & some weed pulling this morning. When I finished, the heat index was 98, which coincidently, is the projected high this afternoon. Houston in August is moist, shall we say.

Too tired/weak to link Falling Down video reference, but it fits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2010 08:48 AM (2g2ex)

48 #40 MickeyD should track down this woman, present her with extra large serving of the chicken McNuggets.

Along with the bill for reparing the damaged property.

McDs can give both to her while she's in jail for vandalism and assault.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:48 AM (9hSKh)

49 This could have all been avoided if the young lady had just called 9-1-1.

Posted by: Truman North at August 10, 2010 08:48 AM (e8YaH)

50 I wish Opera didn't suck.

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 12:44 PM (uFokq)

When I first read it, I thought you said Oprah...

Posted by: always right at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (0AClR)

51 Who knew our fans were bigger douchebags than our players? Yes, Brett "Wife Beater" Myers, we're looking at you.

Posted by: The Houston Astros at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (zgZzy)

52 Dipshit in Vid 2 looks like he's just a couple beers shy of storming the field, waving his shirt over his head, and taking 50,000 volts to his left buttock.

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (kC3nL)

Don't believe those people who tell you I'm going to take your dipping sauce away. They are just trying to frighten you.

I've said it before...if you like your dipping sauce, then you can keep your dipping sauce.

Posted by: Barrack Hussein Obama at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (DgQF2)

8 If, at any point for the next thousand generations, anybody ever asks what happened to the United States at the end of the 20^th century and the start of the 21^st, they should be shown this video.

THREAD WINNER

Posted by: Truman North at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (e8YaH)

When I first read it, I thought you said Oprah...

Oh, she sucks, alright.

Posted by: Steadman at August 10, 2010 08:49 AM (zgZzy)

56 33 I, for one, welcome our new Fat Czar, Meanchelle Antoinette.

She's not fat, she's...well OK, I give you that one.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 08:50 AM (IkEhE)

Dude enjoys ballgame with girlfriend. Fly ball comes at him. So he ducks, allowing it to hit his girlfriend.

My husband did the exact same thing once...except it was while we were changing a diaper on a baby boy and it was something different that came flying towards us. I grabbed for something to cover up the source of the problem. He ducked. Other than that, it was exactly the same situation.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 08:50 AM (XdlcF)

58 You can tell the boyfriend's a douche by the sideways hat. That, and dodging like a pussy letting his girlfriend get hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 08:50 AM (UOM48)

59 I'm giving odds the McNugget Nut is a waitress.

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 08:50 AM (Q1lie)

60 Can't watch the video but I'm getting the gist. It seems that people are grouchy and angry, everywhere, grouchy and angry. Heck I bet the flight attendant could have a great heart to heart with this woman...

grouchy and angry, grouchy and angry

and btw, some backs are eliminating paper.....no deposit tickets....just your receipt.....waiting to see if the receipt degrades like the ones from the retail stores...

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 08:51 AM (p302b)

61
McNuggets. How do they f'n work?

Posted by: Insane Chicken Posse at August 10, 2010 08:52 AM (rMMMP)

66 I'm giving odds the McNugget Nut is a waitress.

Democrat committeeperson.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 10, 2010 08:52 AM (zgZzy)

63 I could totally see Barry dodging like a sissy and letting the ball hit Worf. Seriously, you know he'd puss out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 08:52 AM (UOM48)

64 And to add to his douche-baggery, he seemingly makes fun of her curling into the fetal position...after he hides from the ball like a puss.

Posted by: Karl Hungus at August 10, 2010 08:52 AM (/Mla1)

65 59 Dipshit in Vid 2 looks like he's just a couple beers shy of storming the field, waving his shirt over his head, and taking 50,000 volts to his left buttock.

Heh. Was it the voice or the way he was wearing his hat?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:52 AM (9hSKh)

66 Another example of Tea Party violence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 10, 2010 08:53 AM (NvFZs)

67 I would have let the Secret Service catch the ball . . . and promptly give it to me.

Posted by: Barry "Mr. Baseball" Obama at August 10, 2010 08:53 AM (zgZzy)

I don't think the dude from the ballgame is going to be celebrating Steak and Blowjob Day this year.

I just watched the video and I'm not so sure. She's kind of dippy. I told him, "baby I'm gonna get hit!" *giggle* *slides into boyfriends arms*.

I would have gone apocalyptic on his ass. She was far too forgiving.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 08:53 AM (pLTLS)

69 We had something like that here when a Coney Island woman jumped the counter and ripped the refrigerator door off its hinges after a Dunkin Donuts clerk told her they were out of whipped cream for her iced coffee.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 08:53 AM (mHQ7T)

70 Wonder what's going on with goo g l e? Apparently they really aren't in favor of "net neutrality"....? They are trying to cook something up with verizon and leave out wi fi people? Is this a swipe from the ever jealous eric at steve?

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 08:54 AM (p302b)

they were out of whipped cream for her iced coffee.

I would have gone in the back and "whipped her up some new cream."

Posted by: Levi Johnston, Future Mayor at August 10, 2010 08:55 AM (zgZzy)

72 I got in line at 10:20. The staff was slow as shit and they were busy. When I got to the front of the line at 10:35 they weren't serving breakfast anymore.

From my experience, you can still get it if you can see it despite the signs. You just point at the food you want and go, "Give me that."

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 08:55 AM (mHQ7T)

73 Dude enjoys ballgame with girlfriend. Fly ball comes at him. So he ducks, allowing it to hit his girlfriend.

Do you know what real love is?
*whispering* Sacrifice...

Posted by: Eric Qualen at August 10, 2010 08:56 AM (9hSKh)

74 I had a clerk freak out on me once. Must have been the body in the back seat.

Posted by: Basil Marceaux, goobernator at August 10, 2010 08:56 AM (UOM48)

75 Rush is commenting with a slew of audio that the new words are "the optics"....guess it is easier to say "the optics" after "the narrative" was exposed?

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 08:57 AM (p302b)

76 Douchebag virus spreading in Houston. Whatta shame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2010 08:57 AM (2g2ex)

77 Worse? Have the ball glance off your hand, take it off your OWN shin and the seat in front of you, still hit the gf in the leg (at a MUCH reduced speed), and have to sit and take the abuse from the gf for the rest of the game with a sore hand and leg.

It happens, folks. We can't catch them all.

Although I'm sure the TV coverage would have been more favorable.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at August 10, 2010 08:58 AM (UEEex)

I would have gone in the back and "whipped her up some new cream."

Posted by: Levi Johnston, Future Mayor at August 10, 2010 12:55 PM (zgZzy)

LOL According to C4P, btw, you have to live in Wasilla, be 21 years old and have a GED to run for Mayor. Maybe he can be Mayor McCheese.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 08:58 AM (mHQ7T)

"Was it the voice or the way he was wearing his hat?"

The hat led me to form the opinion.

The voice solidified it.

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 08:58 AM (L51+P)

80 Hard to tell what's funnier about that first vid, the title of it "enraged over mcnuggets" or the white girl going into her black person posturing when she's enraged. You just know if there was audio she would be saying things like "yo bitch yo ima beat yo ass", ahhh wiggas are funny.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 10, 2010 08:59 AM (u6OBh)

LOL According to C4P, btw, you have to live in Wasilla, be 21 years old and have a GED to run for Mayor. Maybe he can be Mayor McCheese.

Er ah, you need a GED? Get Miss Krabapple on the phone!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at August 10, 2010 08:59 AM (zgZzy)

82 Baseball dude from hero to zero in 3 seconds.

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 10, 2010 08:59 AM (2DxKT)

I could totally see Barry dodging like a sissy and letting the ball hit Worf.

And blame Bush for global warming that caused the sun to brightly shine in his eyes.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 08:59 AM (XdlcF)

84 #79 From my experience, you can still get it if you can see it despite the signs. You just point at the food you want and go, "Give me that."

Yup. More economical to sell it if it's already made than pitch it and potentially lose a customer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 08:59 AM (9hSKh)

85 Douchebag virus spreading in Houston. Whatta shame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2010 12:57 PM (2g2ex)

Remember how we crowed at that Forbes magazine map about the exodus from blue states to Houston?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 09:00 AM (mHQ7T)

86 Mickey D's management is just stupid...they stop breakfast cause they need to use the equipment for the regular food...If they just put in new breakfast equipment, they could serve breakfast all day. None of the other fast food place of their ilk do that, they would get people who don't like their regular food but eat their breakfast....

in this economy you would think they wouldn't leave money on the table...but they do....

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 09:00 AM (p302b)

87
MAYOR McCheese makes 1.5 MILIION in SALAERY + BENEFITS!

9.2

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at August 10, 2010 09:00 AM (uFokq)

ahhh wiggas are funny

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Eminem at August 10, 2010 09:00 AM (zgZzy)

89 I once worked in a factory cafeteria and every Friday night we served Goulash. What was Goulash? A big pot of everything that was about to go bad in the fridges, stewed for hours. People absolutely LOVED this garbage. We finally had to limit them to one bowl a piece till everyone got served because people would buy 3 and 4 at a shot. The first night a guy freaked out when I told him this and began flinging bread at me. The rest of the people started jumping him for holding up the line and we had to get security involved. Crazy.

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 09:00 AM (Q1lie)

"MAYOR McCheese makes 1.5 MILIION in SALAERY + BENEFITS!"

You don't even want to know about what City Manager Grimace does after-hours with the Fry Guys...

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 09:03 AM (L51+P)

91 Lightweight . Should have seen what was left of the local Rotten Ronnies when they told me no more McRibs .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 10, 2010 09:04 AM (NuAIL)

92 92 That would, of course, require a capital investment. Problem is, most (if not all) fast food joints are owned and operated by franchisees, who are notorious for wanting to put little or no money into the operation, and getting as much as they can out. Which means yeah, not going to happen. (I'm not even sure the ROI would justify it in most cases, probably marginal at best.)

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 09:04 AM (IkEhE)

93 MAYOR McCheese makes 1.5 MILIION in SALAERY + BENEFITS!

That asshole in Bell, CA looks like he ate the good mayor, all the fries guys and Grimace for lunch.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 09:04 AM (mHQ7T)

94 Why does everyone say she went nuts because of no McNuggets? She probably went nuts because of whatever the finger-pointing employee said to her through the window. Without audio, you can't tell what "caused" the rage. In fact, who told us it was about McNuggets?

Posted by: Andrew Young at August 10, 2010 09:05 AM (WxU3d)

95 O/T: Unconfirmed report says Stevens died in the plane crash

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 10, 2010 09:05 AM (7+pP9)

Interestingly (well, to me anyway), I'm kind of with the flight attendant that wigged out, and totally disgusted by this thing at the McDonalds drive-thru.

We've all known the d-bags that don't pay any attention to the flight attendant telling them to stay in their seat until the plane gets to the terminal, right? And then to cuss out the flight attendant and hit him with her bag? I think his response was classic.

This thing at the drive thru, though? That's just a baldfaced example of rampant entitlement mentality run totally amuck. Over McNuggets. God.

Posted by: Fred at August 10, 2010 09:05 AM (eRsMQ)

97 Yeah. They're that good.

Posted by: McDonalds Corp. at August 10, 2010 09:05 AM (QKKT0)

98 Yea I remember this battle ax. She said she would give me a McHead Job if I would give 16 big macs, 22 large fries, and 7 milk shakes. I said no, and she Mcslapped the side of my head.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at August 10, 2010 09:06 AM (r0u40)

99 Hmmmm.

You gotta be kidding me! Over McNuggets?

They don't even taste like they're made from chickens.

Posted by: memomachine at August 10, 2010 09:06 AM (MwCol)

100

All told, I can't really see going this bonkers over McNuggets. They're alright, but not freak-out apeshit awesome...

Now, McGriddles, on the other hand...absolutely.

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 09:06 AM (L51+P)

101

The rest of the people started jumping him for holding up the line and we had to get security involved. Crazy.

I'm going to pitch an idea for a show: when Levi can't become mayor, he goes to work serving food. Hilarity--and fisticuffs--ensue.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 09:06 AM (XdlcF)

102

102 O/T: Unconfirmed report says Stevens died in the plane crash

Jesus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 10, 2010 09:08 AM (zgZzy)

103 Posted by: Andrew Young at August 10, 2010 01:05 PM (WxU3d)

Thanks. Thread Killer.

Posted by: Rocks at August 10, 2010 09:08 AM (Q1lie)

104

None of the other fast food place of their ilk do that

Sonic does.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 09:08 AM (XdlcF)

105 Now, McGriddles, on the other hand...absolutely.

Those things are #2 behind KFC gravy on the fast food evil but good scale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 10, 2010 09:08 AM (NvFZs)

106 Hmmmmm.

"I haven't eaten at any fast food restaurants in over 7 years. And because it's been so long, just the thought of it kinda grosses me out. Of course, I will go in to pocket some Fire Sauce from Taco Bell occasionally. "

Yeah same here.

Posted by: memomachine at August 10, 2010 09:09 AM (MwCol)

107 If I want Chicken McNuggets for breakfast, I get Chicken McNuggets for breakfast.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 10, 2010 09:09 AM (QKKT0)

108 The Firefox unresponsive script thing can be fixed by toggling a setting... just google the error message and it'll take you to a guide for it.

Looking forward to the riots that ensue when the Rethuglikkkan's cut off the rest of the Obama voters from his "stash."

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at August 10, 2010 09:09 AM (w9BEi)

109
Hey, do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone.

Where did I hear that before?

Posted by: sTevo at August 10, 2010 09:10 AM (+72+g)

110 She went to the Mickey-D's to kick ass and chew Chicken McNuggets....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2010 09:10 AM (/0IOT)

111 107 OK, I'll give you that, McGriddles are worthy of getting worked up over.

But until onion rings are offered there, no going ballistic on the clown's house.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 09:10 AM (IkEhE)

112 Why not just base a Ricky Hollywood reality show on his mom's meth lab? I'd watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 09:10 AM (UOM48)

113 "Also aboard the plane was former NASA administrator Sean OÂ’Keefe, according to media reports."

They only can confirm Stevens? What about this guy?

The wiki page said the page is "protected from editing" yet there is an entry already about the plane crash.

Is this guy related to the pimp guy and the ACORN thing, wasn't his name O'Keefe?

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 09:11 AM (p302b)

114 Hmmm.

I like Egg McMuffins occasionally too. I wonder why McDonalds doesn't sell boxes of frozen Egg McMuffins retail like Jimmy Dean does?

Must be that franchisee stuff.

Posted by: memomachine at August 10, 2010 09:11 AM (MwCol)

115 82 Rush is commenting with a slew of audio that the new words are "the optics"....guess it is easier to say "the optics" after "the narrative" was exposed?

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 12:57 PM (p302b)

It's a diversion to make you talk about what the MFM is saying as opposed to Moochelle (cred to Rush) spends millions of taxpayers money.

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 10, 2010 09:11 AM (BOnfa)

116
Hilarious.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 10, 2010 09:12 AM (fx8sm)

117 Seemed like a pretty rational woman to me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 10, 2010 09:12 AM (aOKEC)

118 Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 01:08 PM (XdlcF)

what is sonic?

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 09:12 AM (p302b)

119

Hey, at least he didn't pick up a baby and hold it in front of him for protection.

(The Dead Zone? I forget.. )

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 10, 2010 09:13 AM (Wh0W+)

120 The report of Stevens' death is from an Anchorage TV station. CNN and Fox are still not reporting it as certain, only possible.

Posted by: joncelli at August 10, 2010 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

121

How is Obama like a lesbian with lockjaw?

Neither can let Bush go.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 10, 2010 09:14 AM (aOKEC)

122

Morons, moronettes...

All of these problems about breakfast and lunch foodstuff availabilities are easily remedied.

Posted by: IHOP at August 10, 2010 09:14 AM (L51+P)

123 Hmmmm.

@ rocks

"I once worked in a factory cafeteria and every Friday night we served Goulash. What was Goulash? A big pot of everything that was about to go bad in the fridges, stewed for hours. People absolutely LOVED this garbage."

That pretty much describes a lot of braised or stewed dishes.

Frankly it's pretty amazing how great you can make things taste with a few basic spices, some very cheap cuts of meat and some time on a stove. What is even stranger is that the cheaper the meat, the better it tastes since the braising process converts connective tissue, which makes it cheap, dissolve into the sauce.

Posted by: memomachine at August 10, 2010 09:14 AM (MwCol)

124 127

Hey, at least he didn't pick up a baby and hold it in front of him for protection.

(The Dead Zone? I forget.. )

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 10, 2010 01:13 PM (Wh0W+)

Yep, "Dead Zone", the with Martin Sheen playing the candidate.

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 10, 2010 09:15 AM (BOnfa)

125
I wonder who taught her to feel so entitled?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 10, 2010 09:15 AM (0fzsA)

126 Holy Frick; I sleep in and make breakfast and there's nine posts. Where was this Ace when I was trapped in a cubicle?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 10, 2010 09:16 AM (9PzaA)

127 What is it about chicken that freaks the fuck out of people. This ain't India or Pakistan people. We can eat whatever the fuck meat we decide to eat. Calm down, Burger King has chicken fingers for chrissakes.

Posted by: J.T. Kirk at August 10, 2010 09:16 AM (nxUYP)

128 120 Sean O'Keefe? Oh lord, I can see Hoagland going apeshit over this one...

^{If you really must know, go here. The man is whack, yo.}

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 09:16 AM (IkEhE)

129 I'm kind of with the flight attendant that wigged out

They can't lose their jobs no matter what, because they're union. So bullshit on the flight attendant. Same thing as this McNugget bitch. Get off the plane as fast as you can; it keeps you sharp in the event of an emergency.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 10, 2010 09:16 AM (mHQ7T)

130 Oh, curious, I forgot they weren't everywhere. SonicDriveIn.com

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 09:16 AM (XdlcF)

131 Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 10, 2010 12:59 PM (u6OBh)

Oh no you di-in.

Posted by: . at August 10, 2010 09:17 AM (gQLr2)

132 This is the same McDonald's chain that has a zero-tolerance policy on employees carrying weapons on the premises. When you announce to the world that you're an unarmed target, the occasional crack-whore with a case of the munchies is going to happen to you.

I'm thinking that if the employee at the window had drawn a .45 ACP, Little Miss Meth might have been persuaded to take her attitude malfunction down the road to the Taco Bell instead.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 10, 2010 09:17 AM (Jdtsu)

133 I'm kind of with the flight attendant that wigged out

So am I, I just did not want to sleep with his boyfriend.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2010 09:18 AM (nxUYP)

134 135 What is it about chicken that freaks the fuck out of people. This ain't India or Pakistan people. We can eat whatever the fuck meat we decide to eat. Calm down, Burger King has chicken fingers for chrissakes.

Agreed.

Besides, I was the girl last time.

Posted by: The.Chicken at August 10, 2010 09:19 AM (gQLr2)

135 This is the same McDonald's chain that has a zero-tolerance policy on employees carrying weapons on the premises.

So, they're lucky she was just catshit insane and not carrying an illegal obtained weapon and asking for their cash/jewelry.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 10, 2010 09:19 AM (9PzaA)

136

"Lopatkiewicz said the NTSB is sending a team to the crash site.

In Washington, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said the aircraft is a DeHavilland DHC-3T registered to Anchorage-based General Communication Corp."

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 09:19 AM (p302b)

137

"Rush is commenting with a slew of audio that the new words are "the optics"....guess it is easier to say "the optics" after "the narrative" was exposed?"

The attempt is to subconciously make talk radio irrelevant.

The Narrative is a distinctly aural notion. You are told a narrative. Yes, with printed word, but commonly by voice. Narratives can be given over the radio.

The Optics, on the other hand, are completely visual. Optical. Must be seen to be believed. Stop listening to The Narrative on the radio, and instead fill yourselves with The Optics provided by television (of which four of the five main media sources are blatantly liberal).

Word choice can be important. What you say vs. how you say it. That's my take, at least... I do think a new word was needed anyway, since Joy Behar did let "the narrative" out of the bag...

Posted by: IHOP at August 10, 2010 09:20 AM (L51+P)

138 Besides, I was the girl last time.

Okay, my turn. Hope my ass is clean.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at August 10, 2010 09:20 AM (nxUYP)

139

What is Sonic?

Only the best in fast greasy food anywhere. chicken salad with an onion ring on top, real ice cream and slushies along with crappy hamburgers, fries, tots and oh did I mention ONION RINGS!

Great now I'm craving onion rings.

Posted by: Naan at August 10, 2010 09:21 AM (GARYj)

140

Posted by: Dang Straights

Was that you at the Astro's game last night?? Wanker!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 10, 2010 09:21 AM (pLTLS)

141 129

How is Obama like a lesbian with lockjaw?

Neither can let Bush go.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 10, 2010 01:14 PM (aOKEC)

oh dear God

Posted by: curious at August 10, 2010 09:21 AM (p302b)

142 Reminds of the scence from Falling Down when Michael Douglas orders a Womlette and it's 11:01

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at August 10, 2010 09:23 AM (MkOiw)

143 146 Besides, I was the girl last time.

Okay, my turn. Hope my ass is clean.
Posted by: Miss Piggy

I'll have thirds.

Posted by: Mr. Fwank at August 10, 2010 09:23 AM (+72+g)

144 Woman in pink shirt throwing a fit? The lack of McNuggets delaying her appearance at a Code Pink rally?

Conspiracy!!!!!!

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 10, 2010 09:24 AM (Ulu3i)

145

Only the best in fast greasy food anywhere.

Mmmmm, toaster sandwiches...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 09:25 AM (XdlcF)

146
Nice "gangsta" moves on da white bitch between her throwing punches. P.O.S.

Next time someone comes through the window, grab the perps hair, that was good, but HOLD ON! Then close the window on perps head. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Posted by: Dang at August 10, 2010 09:25 AM (Chg7a)

147 I nearly forgot to go vote. Hope Karen Handel wins here in Gawja. (And I will not make a side trip to Sonic.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2010 09:25 AM (UOM48)

148 McD should add a fire sprinkler above the drive-thru on the outside to spray a choice of water, milkshake, or hot french fry oil on beserkers. I'm lovin' it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2010 09:25 AM (2g2ex)

149 Install tear gas dispensers outside the drive-through.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 09:27 AM (IkEhE)

150 Could baseball scaredy cat be any more of a massive douche. It's a friggen pop fly you pussy. Your girlfriend deserves a real man with testicles.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at August 10, 2010 09:27 AM (MkOiw)

151 160 You rang?

Posted by: Bruce the Campbell at August 10, 2010 09:28 AM (IkEhE)

152
What is it about chicken that freaks the fuck out of people.

Better ask the expert.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 10, 2010 09:30 AM (fx8sm)

153
Chicken McHoden.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 10, 2010 09:30 AM (QMtmy)

154

"Mmmmm, toaster sandwiches..."

Toaster burger.
Tots.
Rt. 44 Ocean Water

Slice. Of. Heaven.

Posted by: IHOP at August 10, 2010 09:32 AM (kC3nL)

155
That chick deserves to get hit by the ball for going out with such a douchebag in the first place.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 10, 2010 09:34 AM (QMtmy)

156 What pisses me off is a half filled french fry order.

Posted by: toby928 at August 10, 2010 12:44 PM (S5YRY)

I blame Big Potato.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 10, 2010 09:34 AM (xxgag)

157 You can tell that guy is a complete douchebag just by looking at his hat. Girl can do better.

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 10, 2010 09:34 AM (Av4L9)

158 You think I would've taken the stupid IHOP sock off by now...

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 09:35 AM (kC3nL)

159
Where's the beef?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 10, 2010 09:36 AM (QMtmy)

160 Bitch shoulda caught the ball, yo!

Posted by: Douchebag at August 10, 2010 09:36 AM (aOKEC)

161
I don't think it was breakfast time. I think the ladies inside ate all the damn McNuggets.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at August 10, 2010 09:36 AM (JNqU9)

162 Does anyone else call them McFaggots?

Posted by: Douchebag at August 10, 2010 09:39 AM (aOKEC)

163 172 Didn't know McD did cigarettes...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 10, 2010 09:41 AM (IkEhE)

164 167 You can tell that guy is a complete douchebag just by looking at his hat. Girl can do better.

I dunno. She seemed a bit dippy.

/Looks can only get one so far.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 10, 2010 09:43 AM (9hSKh)

165

This is a nation of fly-ball cowards.

Posted by: Eric Holder - Catcher of the Fly at August 10, 2010 09:43 AM (YVZlY)

166 The nugget chick is supposed to be 24. She's had a very hard nuggetless life, it seems.

Posted by: SarahW at August 10, 2010 09:44 AM (Z4T49)

167 I want me sum chk'n mcnuggts!

Posted by: wtfci at August 10, 2010 09:45 AM (R4rMI)

168

You think I would've taken the stupid IHOP sock off by now...

Yeh, that one confused me for a minute there.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2010 09:49 AM (XdlcF)

169

I'm sorry, Mama.

I'll make it up to you with a Rt. 44 Orange Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: reason at August 10, 2010 09:51 AM (kC3nL)

170 I have the opposite problem: I'm waiting in line for ever and then they stop serving breakfast - or they run out of crispy apple pies.

Posted by: Moi at August 10, 2010 09:52 AM (Ez4Ql)

171 I wounder if the nugget chick took anger management classes from the firm, Nicholson, Sheen, Naomi, Gibson and Weiner?

Posted by: Buffalobob at August 10, 2010 09:52 AM (CaUQM)

172 Foul ball guy is a wimp, took my kids to a Dodger game years ago and my twelve year old daughter shoved her older brother out of the way trying to catch a foul ball

Posted by: Troy Polamalu at August 10, 2010 09:52 AM (swBPc)

173 That "woman" got only 60 days? ONLY 60 days? WTF...

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 10, 2010 09:58 AM (GgR+e)

174 I sorta get that way when I havent had my McMuffin and its 10:42 AM.

Posted by: doom_n_gloom at August 10, 2010 10:06 AM (d8XZZ)

175
But this will never top WHEN TRANSVESTITES ATTACK!

First reported right here on AoSHQ.

AosShq - For all your trannie news...

Posted by: moi at August 10, 2010 10:19 AM (Ez4Ql)

176
GREG STILLSON 2012

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 10, 2010 10:41 AM (QMtmy)

177 Yo, Baseball Girl! The guy ran away from a fly ball. With alligator arms. Like a girl. Who doesn't play baseball.

And he did it in the cheap seats.

Save yourself. Run, don't walk, away.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 10, 2010 10:47 AM (swuwV)

178 Drop dat zero an' git wit' da hero.

Posted by: Yo Vanilla, kick it one time, boyeeee.... at August 10, 2010 10:47 AM (WRtsc)

179 Anyone else notice that she pulls an empty beer bottle out of the front seat to break the window with? That would get you a DUI where I live.

Posted by: Danby at August 10, 2010 11:36 AM (2W4DZ)

180 I'm Dr. Amy Bishop & I want my Nuggets!!

Posted by: Frosty Wench at August 10, 2010 12:34 PM (vwh8M)

181 She should have gotten Jack to take her order...

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