1 First

2 Will this brand relieve my constipation?

3

Heh, Ace, remember the HOPA girl idea?  Maybe some campain facts...

4 Run them one a day. If they are really good, savor each one. Maybe use them as the branding logo for a series of democrat folly posts.

5 Poor things can't distinguish between passing a law and actual accomplishment: The Law-Giver.

6 “There’s no question Western Pennsylvania is a racist area... The older population is more hesitant.” --John Murtha, Democrat, October 2008

7 Run them one a day. If they are really good, savor each one. Maybe use them as the branding logo for a series of democrat folly posts.

Posted by: Have Blue at August 13, 2010 07:39 PM (mV+es)

It would be great to be able to make them into a flip-book, with the donkey slowly dying and ending with him tits-up.

8 Can slublog add a little single horn to the donkey?

9 Ah.... the air is thick with schadenfreude.  Breathe deeply, my friends.

10 Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated, "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people."

11 Uh-oh.

12 9 Ah.... the air is thick with schadenfreude.  Breathe deeply, my friends.

Out damned sock!

13 Can slublog add a little single horn to the donkey?

And some Skittles

14 "...Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocketÂ… That will cost moneyÂ…they will pass that money on to the consumers." --B. Hussein Obama, January 2008

15

One a day. You could do a calender like the The Far Side.

16 Shouldn't that donkey be raping a taxpayer?

17 16 Shouldn't that donkey be raping a taxpayer?

I was thinking the same thing...mounting Uncle Sam from behind

18 "This Is My Town Hall Meeting. I Set the Rules." --Baron Hill, Democrat, 2009

19 Shouldn't that donkey be raping a taxpayer? We should work that into the show.

20 Not to be outdone.

"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
 - Bill Clinton on Black Entertainment Television.

21

Via Hot Air, CBS's Mark Knoller notices that President Obama has at least eight more "top priorities" than the Spanish Inquisition has "chief weapons":

After the Senate passed that $600 million Border Security Bill yesterday, President Obama issued a statement asserting that securing the southwest border has been "a top priority" since he took office.

But if you think Mr. Obama can have but a single "top priority," you'd be wrong. He's got a load of them.

In an Address to the Nation two months ago, Mr. Obama declared "our top priority is to recover and rebuild from a recession that has touched the lives of nearly every American."

More than any other issue, he has used the phrase "top priority" about digging the economy out of the recession and creating jobs. And on this issue, he drew a distinction between "a" top priority and "the" top priority.

"Creating jobs in the United States and ensuring a return to sustainable economic growth is the top priority for my Administration," he said in an Executive Order last March on his National Export Initiative.

Early in his administration, Mr. Obama also assigned the "top priority" label to his campaign promise to overhaul America's health care system. But a check of his speeches since taking office, reflect a bevy of other "top priorities:"

FREE TRADE AGREEMENTS: "...that's something that's going to be a top priority." (4/27/10)

ENERGY SECURITY: "And that's why my energy security plan has been one of the top priorities of my Administration since the day I took office." (4/28/10)

EDUCATION REFORM: "To train our workers for the jobs of tomorrow, we've made education reform a top priority in this Administration." (2/24/10)

STUDENT LOAN REFORM: "This is something that I've made a top priority." (2/1/10)

EXPORTS BY SMALL BUSINESSES: "This is going to be a top priority." (12/3/09)

HEALTH ASSISTANCE TO 9/11 FIRST RESPONDERS: "I'm not just talking the talk, we've been budgeting this as a top priority for this Administration." (2/3/10)

END HOMELESSNESS AMONG VETERANS: "I've also directed (Veterans Affairs) Secretary Shinseki to focus on a top priority: reducing homeless among veterans." (8/17/09)

HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS: "Our top priority is ensuring the public safety. That means appropriate sheltering in place or if necessary, getting as many people as possible out of harm's way prior to landfall." (5/29/09)

H1N1 FLU VACCINATIONS: "And throughout this process, my top priority has been the health and the safety of the American people." (5/1/09)

SUPPORT FOR MILITARY FAMILIES: "These military families are heroes too. And they are a top priority of Michelle and me. And they will always have our support." (5/30/09)

STRENTHENING TIES WITH CANADA AND MEXICO: "We're going to make this a top priority..." (10/16/09)

CONSUMER PROTECTION: "During these challenging times, the needs of American consumers are a top priority of my Administration." (2/11/09)

ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION: "So this is going to be a top priority generally improving our environmental quality." (11/5/09)

The dictionary defines "top" as a singular entity: "the part of anything that is first or foremost."

By designating a multitude of "top priorities," Mr. Obama can be seen trying to score political points with the constituencies for all of these issues.

22 Aw, now, see, you just can't control yourself, can you?  Already with a second one.  They're more addictive than Lay's potato chips, aren't they?

23 stuiec at August 13, 2010 07:49 PM (7AOgy) Dude! We all know the real priority: Quality time with Titleist and cleats.

24 I've known white n***ers.

-  Dr. Laura  Robert Byrd, (D(_ead)-WV)

25

America, you're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty.

-Paid for by the DNC

 

26

Here's a good one for Brand Democrat:

Malaise: Catch the Fevah!

 

27 “In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.” Joe Biden, Bigot and Democrat

28 is that date 1794 correct?

29
“By virtually any measure, the record of the Republican Majority is an appalling failure.”

-Sheila Jackson Lee

30 "Ahhhh don' feeel no-ways tarrred.  IÂ’ve come too faarrr from where I started frum."

31 I am not sure running against Bush is such a good idea.

32
“This cowboy capitalism must stop.”

-Maxine Waters

33 Going on as many vacations as possible and having cocktails with celebretards is going to be my TOP PRIORITY.

34 Turns out that smell was my upper lip the whole time...

35 "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." -- B. Hussein Obama, Democrat prejudiced against the handicapped, March 19, 2009

36 Ahhh, YES! How could we ever forget, Harry Reid telling the American People they stink?

37

"Black People are Mongrels"

Barack H. Obama

38 Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer.

39 "The American people deserve to die for being so stupid and angry. By the way, if I lose my re-election bid, my wife gets it."

40

"I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear in the morning."

-- Pete Stark trying to deny he threatened another member of Congress with physical violence.

41

Via Hot Air, CBS's Mark Knoller notices that President Obama has at least eight more "top priorities" than the Spanish Inquisition has "chief weapons"

Heh.  "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Obama's top priorities.  Our chief weapons are..."

42 34 Turns out that smell was my upper lip the whole time... Posted by: Harry Reid at August 13, 2010 07:57 PM (veaqz) No, Harry... it was my anus! Can you move your nose up and down a few times, a little to left? My butt itches!

43 My slogan offering for those favoring the Socratic method: TODAY'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY--Mind your own business. We'll do the governing.

44 "The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." -- B. Hussein Obama, Democrat and Low-Grade Moron, Jan. 28, 2010

45 Barack Obama is a light skinned african american, with no negro dialect.... unless he wanted to have one.

46

Ace, if you start soon, you could run "Comrade of the Day."  Well, they're calling themselves socialists, but we know better.

American Socialists Release Names of 73 Congressional Dems!

Check out the 11 on the judiciary committee.  Those judgeships should be revoked.  They go against everything this country stands for.  How could these treasonous bastids even take the oath of office when they use the Constitution for TP?

 

47 ...Bitch set me up.

- Marion Barry (D-DC)

48 What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about... It -- it -- it would cost about the same as what we would spend... It... Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us... (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to... It... It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about -- hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad.

49 Ahhhm No Ways Taaaa-jud!

50
"Breaking News: An Exhaustive Search of NASA Archives Reveals Missing Photo of the American Flag Planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969"

This confirms Sheila Jackson Lee's belief that man landed on Mars and planted the American flag.

51 I often assume a wide stance!

52 "...In effect we’ve gotten bipartisan support among Democrats in the House... Now we’ll have to work on genuine bipartisanship in the future.” Henry Waxman, Democrat and fledgling Dictator, August, 2010

53 This confirms Sheila Jackson Lee's belief that man landed on Mars and planted the American flag.

Posted by: Fish at August 13, 2010 08:00 PM (v1gw3)

You have to hand it to Sheila, she was able to create two Vietnams, both north and south living side by side.

 

54 "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," 

55 This confirms Sheila Jackson Lee's belief that man landed on Mars and planted the American flag.

Posted by: Fish at August 13, 2010 08:00 PM (v1gw3)

-Sheila Jackson Lee, mental patient and gerrymandering poster child

56

"What did this administration know and when did it know it, about the events of September 11th? Who else knew, and why did they not warn the innocent people of New York who were needlessly murdered? What do they have to hide?"

-- Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga)

57 That Hairy Reid one, jeezus.

58 "My friend Joe Biden has a tendency to talk forever and sometimes say stuff thatÂ’s kind of stupid."

- Claire McCaskill

59 Reported quote from LBJ:  "I'll have those n*****s voting democrat for the next 200 years."

60 40

"I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fail trying to put on my underwear in the morning."

-- Pete Stark trying to deny he threatened another member of Congress with physical violence.

That's what Harry Reid smelled .....

Mercifully, I don't live in Stark's district. Unfortunately, I live very close.

61 Jimmy Carter has something to add.  It has to do with a crisis of confidence or something.

62 Boxer: "Sir, we're going to put that in the record..." Alford: "What does that mean, though? The NAACP has a resolution, what does that mean?" Boxer: "Sir, they could say the same thing about what do you mean..." Alford: "I've got documentation." Boxer: "Sir, they passed it. They passed it. Now, also, if that isn't interesting you to we'll quote John Grant, who is the CEO of 100 Black Men of Atlanta." [She goes on to read quote.] Alford: "Madam Chair, that is condescending to me. I'm the National Black Chamber of Commerce and you're trying to put up some other black group to pit against me." Boxer: "If this gentlemen were here he would be proud that he was being quoted." Alford: "He should have been invited!" Boxer: "...just as he would be proud.." Alford: "It is condescending to me." Boxer: "...he's proud, I'm sure, that I am quoting him." Alford: "All that's condescending, and I don't like it. It's racial. I don't like it. I take offense to it. As an African-American and a veteran of this country, I take offense to that!" Barbara Boxer, Democrat and bigot berating Harry Alford, President and CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce, July 2009

63 "I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing."

- Slow Joe Biden

64 $621 million to keep the smelly masses away from Harry Reid, BTW.

65 is that date 1794 correct?

Posted by: newrouter at August 13, 2010 07:53 PM (3V3F5)

Wasn't Thomas Jefferson the first Democrat leader?

BTW, the Democrats' annual partywide fundraising event is the Jefferson-Jackson dinner... honoring two of the party's founders, both dead white slaveholders.  Ironic, no?

66 Pelosi says "the funding for birth control in the stimulus will help the economy".

67

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

Hank Johnson (D-Ga)

68 John McCain is a personal friend, a great friend, and I would be honored to run with or against John McCain, because I think the country would be better off, be well off no matter whoÂ…

–Biden on The Daily Show – August 2 2005

69 Harrumph!

70
"A few years ago this guy would be getting us coffee."
Wilbert Clinton

71 ...Roosevelt told Treasury Secretary Henry Morgenthau that the gold price should be raised 21 cents. Why that amount, Morgenthau asked. "Because it's three times seven." FDR, Democrat and Socialist, November 1933

72 Nice job, Slublog!

73 Uncle Chuckie, when will the Boers start behaving themselves... and start taking showers?

74

"He's a good man an honorable man"

 

John McCain

75
Maxine Waters comment to Shell Oil president.

“And guess what this member* would be all about? This member would be all about socializing — er, uh. [Pauses for several moments] …. would be about … [pause] … basically … taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

This stupid bitch couldn't manage a lemonade stand.

76 If democraps care so much for the fucking chiiiiiildren, then why do they keep heaping trillions of dollars in debt upon them?

77 I can't believe I'm losing to this idiot! (2004)

78
"Unemployment compensation creates jobs"

-Nancy Pelosi, D-Stupidity

79 This stupid bitch couldn't manage a lemonade stand. Sour is in these days, nevertheless.

80
"I remember landing under sniper fire," Clinton recounted. "There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."
Hero of Bosnian Plane Landings

81 “^{Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?”}

–to wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham – September 9, 2008

82 Word.

83

This stupid bitch couldn't manage a lemonade stand.

Well if she pays the $120.00....

84

What about the Dingle Norwood bill?

 

85
"You fucking Jew bastard"

-Hillary Rodham Clinton

86 No "57 states"  quote yet?  (I'm too lazy to look it up)

87 26

Here's a good one for Brand Democrat:

Malaise: Catch the Fevah!

Malaise, that sounds tasty, I'll have some on my shit sandwich

88 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." Well, this one is just too, too easy. Pun intended.

89 If you make the most of it and study hard and do your homework, and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq. (2004)

90

"You know education," he said, "if you make the most of it, and you study hard, and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Jean-Claude Kerry (D-MA)

91
"Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."

-Billy Carter

92 Better put some ice on that.

93 These quotes are nice but nothing- NOTHING!- beats the chill you get from the Socialist Joker Obama poster.

94 FORE !

95

"I did not have sex with Joe Sestak."

--Bill Clinton

96 I think I look damn good in a tank, and yes..... I wear that helmet even when I go for short drives.

97
"Eight generations of African-Americans are still waiting to achieve their rights - compensation and restitution for the hundreds of years during which they were bought and sold on the market."

-Cymphia McKinney, D-Dumb-ass

98 You should be thanking me...

99 “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.” B. Hussein Obama, Democrat and Clinical Psychotic, 2008

100

Sure, you could build another power plant.  But the taxes on that would bankrupt you.

 

>>>>Barack Obama in a PBS interview

101 I wear that helmet even when I go for short drives. Posted by: Michael Dukakis at August 13, 2010 08:24 PM Did someone say short drives?

102

This time of year people get all wee wee-d up

President Barry

103

And who could forget......

"Yeah your taxes are going to go up, I think it's better that we spread the wealth around"

 

>>>>>>>>Barack Obama to Joe the Plumber in Ohio, Fall 2008

104
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

-Hillary Clinton, D-Skrunt

105 “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” B. Hussein Obama, Democrat and Liar Inflating Twelve Deaths into 10,000, in 2007

106 Holy shit "Charlie Browns Dildo" "Joe Shlobotnik" you friggin nuts Ace, LMAO...I'm crying over here, choked on my beer hehehehhe

107

New York is Hymie-Town!

 

>>>>Jesse Jackson

108

Harry Reid and Joe Biden deserve their own posts.  It would take hours to recount their "insights".

 

109 Bravo.  This campaign has a lean, minimalist style that just screams sexually ambiguous Coffee Partier. 

110

Did someone say short drives?

Go ahead, make fun of the golf....meanwhile I take the helicopter for short drives....on your dime, sourclinger.

111 “As opposed to standing outside Fenway Park? In the cold? Shaking hands?’’

112 Good night San Diego and go F*ck yourselves.

113 93
"Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."

-Billy Carter

Posted by: Fish at August 13, 2010 08:21 PM (v1gw3)

That can't be a genuine Billy Carter quote.  Any tree, telephone poll, truck or corner of a room worked for him.

114 I am the only dog to be afforded my own personal plane for a flight to Maine.

115
Come on over here and kiss it.

116

Don't call me Ma'am!!  I'm a Senator!!!

 

>>>>>>>>Barbara (dum dum) Boxer

117

Hilary Clinton would have been a better pick than me.

 

>>>>Slow Joe Biden, Fall 2008

118 I'm a Senator!!! fuck Scott Brown

119 115 Good night San Diego and go F*ck yourselves.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at August 13, 2010 08:29 PM (veaqz)

Trust me, if I could, I wouldn't be spending my free time here.

120 *Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama’s “Dreams from My Father:”
“Then, there’s the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don’t exist, say the magazine’s own historians.”

linky

121
"I don't know how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican, okay. Do I need to say more?"

122 Under my plan your energy costs will nessacarily skyrocket

123

My grandmother was a typical white woman.

 

>>>>>>>Barack Obama, Spring 2008

124

"We just want to spread the money around a little bit."

--Barry

125 This campaign has a lean, minimalist style that just screams sexually ambiguous Coffee Partier.

Well, that doesn't do me any good.  I'm nothing if not unambiguous.

126

Fly below the clouds so we can see out the windows.

 

Too soon?

127 For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country. (2007)

128

"I'm just going to have a couple of bites of your cheeseburger and a few of your fries.  Maybe a dance with your date.  Hand me your Mountain Dew."

--Obama

129

Don't call me Ma'am!!  I'm a Senator!!!

 >>>>>>>>Barbara (dum dum) Boxer

deviating from the fun vibe of this thread...  How out of touch is Boxer to make a comment like this to an American hero who is just trying to be polite to some ass-clown Senator,  per military custom?   This is exhibit A (among many) of why she has to go

130 Explaining in May 2005 why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.”

--B. Hussein Obama, Democrat and Dunce in the classroom

131

We have to pass the health care bill in order to find out what's in it!!

 

>>>>>>>>Nancy Pelousi

132
"You know, I've been to a lot of funerals where they worked it out but this damn sure ain't no funeral, is it?"

133

My wife and I were watching Juan Williams host the O'Reilly Show, which is tough for me to do.  One of his topics touched on Sarah Palin and why Dems hate her so much. He refered to one legislator saying he wishes she had been in the plane with Ted Stevens and nother saying "A Dead Sarah Palin is more dangerous than a live one."   He went on to say a poll gave her an unfavorable rating with 49%.  My wife says, she could have been our next Ronald Reagan but we'll never know.  I'm screaming at the tube, "I wonder why she has high unfavorables Juan", followed by multiple expletives. 

The poor woman has chastized for not aborting her child.  Accused of being the mother of her daughters child. A reporter moves in next store to her family to write a hit piece on her.  Jokes are made about her teen daughters getting laid during the 7th inning stretched of a ball game on that gape toothed philanderer Letterman.  She is called an idiot by every lib outlet in media and guess what, She has high negatives. 

I am so tired of these hateful bastards tearing down our country and decent people like Sarah Palin I could scream.  Like a kid waiting for Christmas Morning, I cannot wait untill election day to listen to the wailing and gnashing of teeth of these traitorous pussy sons of bitches.

134

and the hits keep on coming...

Reid Busted: Attacks Sharron Angle over Birthright stand REID PROPOSED in '93 http://is.gd/egJHo

ItÂ’s been a rough week for poor Harry Reid. First, his attack on Hispanic Americans backfired on him.

Unfortunately for Harry, Kerry Pickett at The Washington Times discovered that far left Senator Reid introduced a bill ‘clarifyingÂ’ birthright citizenshipÂ’ back in 1993.

135

"I believe myself that the secretary of state, secretary of defense and — you have to make your own decisions as to what the president knows — this war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything as indicated by the extreme violence in Iraq."

Sen. Harry Reid

"Changing the definition of success to stay the course with the wrong policy is the wrong course for our troops and our national security. The time to end the surge and to start bringing our troops home is now, not six months from now."

Sen. Barack Obama

"I think that the reports that you provide to us really require the willing suspension of disbelief.  In any of the metrics that have been referenced in your many hours of testimony, any fair reading of the advantages and disadvantages accruing post-surge, in my view end up on the downside....  You have been made the de facto spokesmen for what many of us believe to be a failed policy."

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton

136 "Net Spending Cut!!"

 - President Innumerate

137 “There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.”

--B. Hussein Obama, lying about his year of birth, 1961, being a result of the Selma March that took place in 1965

138 I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary.

139

Fox News Alert!

Obama Supports Proposed Mosque Near Ground Zero Site.

But of course after all he just said earlier...

"Celebrations like iftar dinners "remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam's role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings," Obama wrote in a statement Wednesday. "Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality ... a reminder th...at Islam has always been part of America and that American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country."

 

 

 

 

140 "You can't eat as much as you want "

- President Frogurt

141 Why can't I just eat my waffle?

142 "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya!."

-Joe Biden

143 65 is that date 1794 correct?

Posted by: newrouter at August 13, 2010 07:53 PM (3V3F5)

Wasn't Thomas Jefferson the first Democrat leader?

Posted by: stuiec at August 13, 2010 08:09 PM (7AOgy)

No, and no.

The Democrat Party was founded in 1828. Thomas Jefferson was a member of the "Democratic-Republicans".

144
You have started and executed the political crucifixion of Charlie Rangel. Stay tuned for the resurrection.

145

Fox News Alert!

Obama Supports Proposed Mosque Near Ground Zero Site.

Barry:  "...American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country."

Especially in the field of large-scale demolition.

146 "I don't want my daughter punished with a baby!"  or words similar

147 143 - LOL! We doubled on that one.

148

''I don't worry about the constitution on this to be honest,"

 

>>>Phil Hare, Democrat, IL-17, on how the US Constitution relates to the ObamaCare bill for which he voted (Spring 2010)

149 I remember black churches being burned across Arkansas. *there wasn't one reported black church arson in Arkansas from the years 1959 - 1973*

150 I do think a certain point you've earned enough money

151

Some people will have to give up some of their pie so that other people can have more.

 

>>>>>Michelle "Antoinette" Obama

152 “When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed,” Biden told Couric. “He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’”

153 “The federal government can do most anything in this country…”

--Pete Stark, Democrat and budding Satrap

154

Maybe we could add a tag line, Today's Democratic Party: 

"The oceans will stop their rise" could be coupled with TDP:  You'll believe anything.

"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white man" could go with TDP:  We'll decide who's racist.

"Health Care Reform will not add one dime to the deficit" could be coupled with TDP:  Look!  A shiny penny!

155 "President Clinton was electric, his jeans crackled with power" - gushing MSM female reporting as if for TigerBeat

156
I don't lose sleep over it because the realities are that ... as a black man ... Barack can get shot going to the gas station.

157

The infidels have been pushed back from the city

(as US tanks roll by in the background)

158 "Bill Clinton did Hillary just like he did Monica; he was ridin' dirty"!, Reverend Jeremiah Wright

159 "When we kicked -- along with France, we kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon, I said and Barack said, 'Move NATO forces in there. Fill the vacuum, because if you don't know -- if you don't, Hezbollah will control it.' Now what's happened? Hezbollah is a legitimate part of the government in the country immediately to the north of Israel."

Joe Biden

160

Hey this is a big f***ing deal!

 

>>>>>>>>Slow Joe Biden

161 "stand up Chuck, let 'em see ya" -- Slow Joe Biden

162

As we come together this memorial day to celebrate our fallen heroes, I see some walking around right now.

(Close enough)

163

 "Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country fails, I hope his kidneys fail, how about that?

 

>>>>>>>Wanda Sykes

164

"Look what I almost stepped in"

Holding out a pile of steaming Bo poop.

165 159
I don't lose sleep over it because the realities are that ... as a black man ... Barack can get shot going to the gas station.

Posted by: Moochelle Obummer at August 13, 2010 08:47 PM (rMMMP)

Yeah, if he lives in Gary, Indiana.

 

166 The Democrat Party - We don't care about you per se.

167 Hey, Sarah Palin don't come into Manhattan because you will get gang-raped by some of my big black brothers.....

 

>>>>>>>>>Sandra Bernhard

168 In the interest of bi partisanship .
 "We're going to tell the bigots to shut up".
Lindsey Graham (Vichy-S.Carolina)

169

Another example of Democrat National Security gravitas: Sandy Berger, National Security Advisor to the last Democrat President of the United States prior to the incumbent.

"Well, Your Honor, so there I am in the National Archives, and I realize that I forgot my garters for my sox, so I says to myself, ' Okay Sandy, how can we get out of this embarrassing situation?!'"

170

“There are no illegals in construction jobs in Nevada”

Today's Democratic Party:  Eso no es pis, está lloviendo.

171

"Your employer, it's estimated, would see premiums fall by as much as 3,000 percent, which means they could give you a raise."

The Won, 3\15\2010

172 If only we had an honest media.  These wouldn't be ads, they'd be epitaphs.

173

..."profits and earning ratios."

 

174 (Speaking about the pick of then-Sen. Biden as BO's runningmate, Virginia's then-Gov. Timmy "The Eyebrow" Kaine, said, "We have a lot in common with Delaware.  We share a border with Delaware."

175 59 Reported quote from LBJ: "I'll have those n*****s voting democrat for the next 200 years." Posted by: TheresaD at August 13, 2010 08:04 PM (K9XK2) The man was a regular Nostrodamus...

176 Si se puedo!

177

With my plan, your taxes will not increase one Dime if you make less than 250,000 grand per year.

Shit O'dear.

178 Another Chuckie Schumer classic from Feb/09:

And let me say this, to all of the chattering class, that so much focuses on those little, tiny — yes, porky — amendments: The American people really don’t care.

179

Let me be clear;  FuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzStaticcccccccccccccc..

Ummmmmmmm. Its all I hear from this dude.

180

Statement from the Office of President Elect forthcoming soon....

MFM panties wet.

181

Rush L says he hopes bammer fails in his policies.

The MFM runs this football downfield ...Then when the fail fumble comes,

BOOOOOSH.

182 I had no idea my publishing this letter stating that IndyMac was insolvent would start a bank run.

183

I don't see why Angle doesn't have an ad out, short and sweet:

 

"Harry Reid says that his constituents stink!"

and then asterisk it to this speech.

Might be effective, what say you?

184 No place like Ace's! Thanks.

185 "Laundry day?" -- Average suburban LA punk "Give me your clothes." -- Brand Democrat

186  My friendS told me that this blog is competitive.  i will continue to read.

187 I am glad to talk with you and you give me great help! Thanks for that,I am wonderring if I can contact you via email when I meet problems.

188 For this matter, once I discussed with one of my friends, not only about the content you talked about, but also to how to improve and develop, but no results. So I am deeply moved by what you said today.

189 I tried to think so, but i found it was not as the same in the actual process. As you
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