February 08, 2010
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Posted by: Z Ryan at February 08, 2010 01:17 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 08, 2010 01:18 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: Village Idiot at February 08, 2010 01:19 PM (OKc6n)
Posted by: CNN-Paramus at February 08, 2010 01:19 PM (oT1aA)
Posted by: Larry "Where Am I?" King at February 08, 2010 01:20 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 08, 2010 01:21 PM (IhQuA)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 08, 2010 01:21 PM (WvXvd)
only thing i have ever dvr'd in my life is red eye 
Posted by: trailortrash at February 08, 2010 01:21 PM (2Z+7j)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2010 01:21 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Larry "Where Am I?" King at February 08, 2010 01:23 PM (xxgag)
Nielson lies!
Posted by: CNN at February 08, 2010 01:23 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 08, 2010 01:23 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 08, 2010 05:23 PM (mR7mk)
just clips that tend to be a couple of weeks old
Posted by: fartbubble at February 08, 2010 01:24 PM (cBeTr)
How about fake Brangelina news from the UK?
Gary Hart commentaries?
This is all better than 3AM Red Eye.
Posted by: Arianna Huffington at February 08, 2010 01:25 PM (+zo63)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 08, 2010 05:23 PM (mR7mk)
some stuff here
Posted by: trailortrash at February 08, 2010 01:25 PM (2Z+7j)
Just imagine the ratings they would draw if they moved the show to 11 p.m.
They could rename it "Slightly Bloodshot Eye "
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 01:26 PM (t72+4)
GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS! I WENT TO FUCKING HAITI AND STOOD ON TOP OF MOUNTAINS OF BODIES!
I FUCKING CARED ABOUT THE DARK PEOPLE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
FUCKING CRACKER RETARDS!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 08, 2010 01:27 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2010 01:28 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 08, 2010 01:28 PM (QKKT0)
But still in all airports and hotels and most other public places.... you see CNN playing on the TVs. Why??? Nobody wants to watch that shit! I have an idea! Put on the channel that features basically the same product, but it about 4X as popular! (Crazy, I know).
Posted by: dan-O at February 08, 2010 01:30 PM (+9Rf8)
They should hammock Red Eye between the two blocks of O'Reilly, Hannity, and Greta.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2010 01:32 PM (df5lA)
Posted by: Jeff M at February 08, 2010 01:32 PM (8P3+x)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 01:33 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 08, 2010 05:23 PM (mR7mk)
Here is the hulu.com page, but it looks like they are a couple weeks old:
http://www.hulu.com/red-eye
Posted by: dan-O at February 08, 2010 01:33 PM (+9Rf8)
Posted by: MSM at February 08, 2010 01:34 PM (Tm9Vp)
But still in all airports and hotels and most other public places.... you see CNN playing on the TVs. Why??? Nobody wants to watch that shit! I have an idea! Put on the channel that features basically the same product, but it about 4X as popular! (Crazy, I know).
Back in the day, when I actually had a job, I ran a place where the public came in all the time. We had a television and I put it on FOX all the time. Several people complained, always followed by moonbatty comments. I laughed at them and never changed the channel. In fact, if I saw them coming back on another day I purposefully made sure the television was set to FOX.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2010 01:34 PM (P33XN)
But still in all airports and hotels and most other public places.... you see CNN playing on the TVs. Why??? Nobody wants to watch that shit! I have an idea! Put on the channel that features basically the same product, but it about 4X as popular! (Crazy, I know).
Every freaking hospital waiting area and in our staff lounge. It's always so enjoyable to go eat my lunch and have to hear that dumbass, Wolf Blitzer pontificating during my break.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 01:34 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: fartbubble at February 08, 2010 01:36 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's diaper at February 08, 2010 01:38 PM (AZGON)
Plus, 3AM east coast is midnight on the west coast. There is only 1 timezone for foxnews stuff. So if they bumped it to midnight on the east coast, it would be on at 9PM on the west coast. And that wouldn't really work.
Posted by: dan-O at February 08, 2010 01:38 PM (+9Rf8)
Posted by: Oderus Urungus at February 08, 2010 01:39 PM (1+Izr)
Yeah, I actually think that is the reason that Foxnews is not put on. There are certain people that flip out when they see it. Whereas conservatives are used to seeing leftist stuff everywhere, so we take stuff like CNN in stride.
Posted by: dan-O at February 08, 2010 01:40 PM (+9Rf8)
Posted by: Oderus Urungus at February 08, 2010 01:40 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: dan-O at February 08, 2010 05:38 PM (+9Rf
didn't even think of that. And they really couldn't bump it just an hour because like it or not, the Glenn Beck lead in helps them as the ratings as showed
Posted by: fartbubble at February 08, 2010 01:42 PM (cBeTr)
I suspect the reason CNN is every public T.V. I have ever seen is for two reasons.
Reason #1-The guy in charge of the remote control is most likely a dumbass, remember 52% of our population voted for President Wunderbar!
Reason #2-Executives know that putting CNN on is a safe bet, because they can be confident that nobody will ever be offended, because everything on CNN is watered down, and they know that most Conservatives won't complain, but still get a version of the news, even though they know they have to research it on their own because it came from CNN.
Posted by: Jimi at February 08, 2010 01:42 PM (fqxV7)
Okay, okay, I know it won't happen.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 01:44 PM (BFqyO)
Ace - Pleace...if there was ever an occasion for you to post a Gwar Link on the front page, this is it.
(see what I did there?)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 01:45 PM (1+Izr)
I suspect the reason CNN is every public T.V. I have ever seen is for two reasons.
Actually, it isn't so much anymore. I took my dad to have eye surgery last week and in every lobby and waiting room I was in, Fox news was on. Of course, this is Texas. Maybe these doctors just know their clientele.
Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2010 01:45 PM (lLqRQ)
Posted by: Boots at February 08, 2010 01:46 PM (06JTY)
Posted by: Jimi at February 08, 2010 05:42 PM (fqxV7)
Jimi, I don't even think that they worry about conservative people. Most liberals assume everyone believes the way they do. The thought that anyone could disagree with the way the news is delivered on CNN never enters their small pea brained heads. They also consider CNN the only "real cable news network". They think it carries some sort of absolute moral authority/gravitas card.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 01:46 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 08, 2010 01:47 PM (2sJK0)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 01:47 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2010 01:48 PM (0GFWk)
Actually, it isn't so much anymore. I took my dad to have eye surgery last week and in every lobby and waiting room I was in, Fox news was on. Of course, this is Texas. Maybe these doctors just know their clientele.
I would love to know what facility that was. Please drop me an email asap!
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 08, 2010 01:50 PM (CfmlF)
If it wasn't for airport flight delays, the only people watching CNN would be their own control booth interns.
Posted by: iowahawk at February 08, 2010 01:51 PM (veL4N)
Posted by: Maxim Cockimus at February 08, 2010 01:51 PM (Qc93O)
Nearly every surgeons' lounge I've ever been in (and that's in the hundreds) features Fox.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 01:52 PM (BFqyO)
You're a sick man, and I like where your head is at.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 01:54 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2010 05:53 PM (W5NBA)
THe Saracudda is already giving a big ol' FU to these lunatics, during the Gov Perry Rally yesterday. This woman is always a few steps ahead of these fools!
Check out Hillbuzz's latest post of this, the picture of what they are referring to at this Perry rally is at this post.
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at February 08, 2010 01:57 PM (ACkhT)
Red Eye RULES. Seriously, if you have a DVR, and don't record this show, then you're probably a racist homophobe who's worse than Hitler.
Posted by: Naqamel at February 08, 2010 01:57 PM (UMwMT)
Now, for today's weather, our very own Reverend Al Sharpton
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at February 08, 2010 01:57 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 08, 2010 01:58 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at February 08, 2010 05:57 PM
Excuse me, I'm Kanye West!
Posted by: Al Roker at February 08, 2010 01:59 PM (sYxEE)
I would love to know what facility that was. Please drop me an email asap!
Posted by: Janet Napolitano
I don't have to tell you. That's how the system works.
Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2010 01:59 PM (lLqRQ)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at February 08, 2010 02:00 PM (QMGr1)
Posted by: CNN-Paramus at February 08, 2010 02:00 PM (oT1aA)
...and I'd like to see a 'Red Eye' cooking segment.
You know, for the conservative stoner demographic. I know they are hungry. I know learning to cook will get them laid.
[I'd volunteer for duty if Remy Spencer's on the pannel or Oderus...]
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:00 PM (1+Izr)
Conservatives are not likely to fucking lose their shit if they see CNN. They might sigh and be annoyed a bit, but they usually have the courtesy to not give a shit.
But put FNC on, and there is a real chance of someone being a total psycho about it. They probably never watch news at all and are just convinced Fox is evil.
I imagine the number of people who hate Fox is much, much higher than the number who love it, but the haters don't watch news at all. Even Jon Stewart is asking too much. They watch Adult Swim and MTV and American Idol.
Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 08, 2010 02:01 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 08, 2010 02:03 PM (dUOK+)
Sort of. I suppose I'm now a "glorified" rep, short on the glory. Orthopedics; hips and knees.
I've lived/worked throughout the entire east coast (Boston for 15 yrs), most of Texas, and the entire southeast. Been to just about all sizable hospitals east of the Mississippi.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:03 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at February 08, 2010 05:57 PM
Excuse me, I'm Kanye West!
Posted by: Al Roker at February 08, 2010 05:59 PM
I'm sorry, I had Kanye West written on my hand while I was reading the teleprompter. Everyone knows who you are, Reverend Kanye Cent
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at February 08, 2010 02:04 PM (sYxEE)
I think that Iran is going to announce the return of the Rat and the Turtles on the 11th.
They are going to splash down somewhere in the Gulf of Oman, and the Rat and Turtles will be captured by the Israeli Navy.
The ensuing war will be brief and a poignent lesson to the rest of the Muslim States in the region.
Sending Rats and Turtles into space is not kosher.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:04 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:04 PM (CfmlF)
[I'd volunteer for duty if Remy Spencer's S.E. Cupp's on the pannel ...]*
*It's not ghey if my reason is admiring her fashion sense.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 08, 2010 02:05 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 02:05 PM (ApeBT)
I think that Iran is going to announce the return of the Rat and the Turtles on the 11th.
They are going to splash down somewhere in the Gulf of Oman, and the Rat and Turtles will be captured by the Israeli Navy.
The ensuing war will be brief and a poignent lesson to the rest of the Muslim States in the region.
Sending Rats and Turtles into space is not kosher.
Well, crap, how do you think I feel? It's supposed to be MY YEAR!
Posted by: The Tiger at February 08, 2010 02:06 PM (CfmlF)
Sending Rats and Turtles into space is not kosher.
Well, that's the point. We go out of our way not to be kosher!
Posted by: Teh Mullahs at February 08, 2010 02:07 PM (CfmlF)
Funny about anesthesiologists. That hasn't been my experience, though, so perhaps it's more an issue of the lefty coast thing.
Come to think of it, people who choose to specialize in a field in which they can read the newspaper uninterrupted for hours on end, with only the occasional bout of sheer terror, are probably well suited to liberalism.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:07 PM (BFqyO)
I want to take SECupp fishing for Steelhead and Bowhunting for Caribou...
I want to take Remy Spencer shopping for shoes...
its' just different, is all.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:07 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: weewilly at February 08, 2010 02:08 PM (iBHcm)
Heh! Heh! I knew you hadn't been over to the dark side--The Left Coast! Are you with DePuy or Stryker or J&J? I never liked doing ortho (didn't like the glue, the spacesuits, the multitudinous pans of heavy instruments). So I tried to stay out of there and succeeded for the most part.
Posted by: Teh Mullahs at February 08, 2010 02:09 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (enerV)
They should. Take that away from their competition and what would the others be able to broadcast? Rachel Maddow licking carpet?
Posted by: Arianna Huffington at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (+zo63)
FreeTube!
...and by the way I'd just like to add, that rat bastard Murtha is dead.
Posted by: The Highland Pipes at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (ci50A)
S.E. has the naughty librarian glasses, though.
As a nerdy girl that sometimes prefers glasses over contacts, I'm a *big fan*.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (nd+1J)
Oops I did it again! (But I refuse to put on a Britney sock!)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 02:10 PM (8NGHm)
Will the last person out of CNN please turn off the light and strike the match on the arson-for-insurance money fire?
Thank you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2010 02:11 PM (B+qrE)
'Red Eye Robot Theatre' needs to air at the end of Greta's show. Her "Light" segment sucks. It is so strained and awkward, like a night with me...
...maybe alternate with the 'Gregalogue'.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:11 PM (1+Izr)
Our former "celebrity" CEO and most of the board are big democrats and heavy duty liberals, if you can imagine that.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:11 PM (BFqyO)
S.E. has the naughty librarian glasses, though look.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 08, 2010 06:10 PM (nd+1J)
FIFMm she is HAWT!
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 02:11 PM (8NGHm)
Ha! Ha! Ain't that the truth! We even have one woman who just had her third kid. Even when she just had the two, she was constantly on her laptop (watching the nanny cam). She was thinking of firing her nanny because she caught her letting the kids watch more tv than the allotted time.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:12 PM (CfmlF)
Oops I did it again! (But I refuse to put on a Britney sock!)
Do it! You're a runner and can surely pull off that red leather get-up better than she ever could! Give the morons some love!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 08, 2010 02:14 PM (nd+1J)
And just imagine what the real figures are when video-recording is included. I doubt that anyone is recording CNN in prime time; I'd bet alot of people record the Red Eye.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2010 02:14 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at February 08, 2010 06:14 PM (xMSXs)
I'll watch tonight.
Leg Chair!
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 02:16 PM (8NGHm)
In the waiting room of this town's nasty-ass bus station, though, there is plenty of CNN to be had.
That pretty much says it all.
Posted by: Filly at February 08, 2010 02:17 PM (FDfio)
Our former "celebrity" CEO and most of the board are big democrats and heavy duty liberals, if you can imagine that.
Heh! I wonder how all that hoax and change is working out for them. I was talking to one of our reps during surgery and asking him how much the tax will be on medical devices (as in the senate health reform bill). I can't remember now, but I think he said either 7 or 9 per cent. He was like "But we (the company) will be the ones paying for it." The surgeon stopped working, looked him in the eye and said "Get real, you're going to pass that cost onto the patients." The rep kind of mumbled, "yeah, you're probably right." MA has a lot of medical device companies that employ a lot of people. It was postulated that could have helped Scott Brown.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:17 PM (CfmlF)
Do it! You're a runner and can surely pull off that red leather get-up better than she ever could! Give the morons some love!
Ha! Ha! Lacey, you are funny!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:18 PM (CfmlF)
THE ONLY REASON RED EYE / BILL O'REILLY / HANNITY / GLENN BECK / ANYTHING ON FOX EVAR DOES SO AMAZINGLY WELL IN RATINGS IS BECAUSE ROGER AILES SENDS OUT DENZIENS OF SECRET TELEVISION NINJAS, ARMED WITH UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROLS. EVER NOTICE THAT ALL THE TELEVISIONS IN THE AIRPORT / HOSPITAL / WAITING ROOM IS ALWAYS ON FOX? AILES' REMOTE NINJAS.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO EVAR WITH THE PROGRAMMING ITSELF OR PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANTING TO WATCH ANYTHING.
REMOTE.
CONSPIRACY.
NINJAS.
EVERYWHERE.
AILES.
Posted by: typical liberal spinner on a TVNewser scoreboard thread at February 08, 2010 02:18 PM (F26eZ)
Ew. She's uppity. I kinda wanna bitchslap her.
What I don't like about her is the "my generation is so much more enlightened" crap she is fond of spewing.Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at February 08, 2010 02:20 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: typical liberal spinner on a TVNewser scoreboard thread at February 08, 2010 06:18 PM (F26eZ)
Secret Television Ninjas with universal remote controls--yes! I've heard of them!
Posted by: Charles Gibson at February 08, 2010 02:21 PM (CfmlF)
You see, until this whole thing fell apart (due to Brown), the only good deals were reached by the truly ginormous pharma companies, who negotiated before everyone else realized that there was a negotiation.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:21 PM (BFqyO)
Yahoo news right now:
OMG PALMGATE PALIN WROTE ON HER HAND DURING SPEECH OMG OMG OMG!!
And David Frump was shitting on Palin on CNN at around 6 p.m.--almost as if allahpundit had his own TV show.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2010 02:22 PM (2qU2d)
I'll take failed news networks that feature a
Corpse man, a Communist and a Numbskull for $100, Alex.
Posted by: Wolf"Double Jeopardy"Blitzer at February 08, 2010 02:23 PM (Oxen1)
I agree with you 110% Fluffy. I actully agree with her on a lot of things but she's really off-putting to me for the same reason you gave. I have to immediately turn off the tv when I see her segment with Gretchen Carlson on O'Reilly.
They do us blondes no favors. Dumb and dumber those two.
Posted by: Ugly Betty at February 08, 2010 02:23 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 02:24 PM (nd+1J)
To wit:
-The O'Reilly Factor
-Hannity & Colmes
-On The Record.
Posted by: Christopher Calandro at February 08, 2010 02:24 PM (JdbYk)
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2010 02:25 PM (RFxJN)
laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses
Did I mention the Vintage Eyeware shop up in town?
Lady owns the entire stock of her father's multi-location Eyeglass Store Chain that he closed in the 60's...
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:27 PM (1+Izr)
God help me, I love it so.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:27 PM (BFqyO)
Where do you live?
Here in TN we got another system coming in, right now it is about to hit Nashville and is moving ENE.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 02:28 PM (8NGHm)
You would be surprised, the worker bees don't even notice what channel is on the tube.....
Posted by: non_dhimmie at February 08, 2010 02:28 PM (zACGu)
Posted by: Just Another Poster at February 08, 2010 02:28 PM (NgoAe)
But put FNC on, and there is a real chance of someone being a total psycho about it. They probably never watch news at all and are just convinced Fox is evil.
It's true. Most of the folks just made snarky comments and uttered moonbat talking points. One instance was different. This dude got so unhinged I came close to calling the cops to come and remove him.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2010 02:29 PM (P33XN)
Greg has his Gregalogue, why can't Ace do some Ace-alogues?
Or do we already have too many of those?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2010 02:30 PM (0QJjg)
Now she has such a simple trick she will be able to employ over and over again to her advantage.
Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 08, 2010 02:31 PM (dUOK+)
You see, until this whole thing fell apart (due to Brown), the only good deals were reached by the truly ginormous pharma companies, who negotiated before everyone else realized that there was a negotiation.
Yeah, we're capitated too. That's what I don't think people realize. And medicare reimbursements just went down for cardiologists (I'm sure some other specialties too, they go down every year it seems). I had to listen to some idiot I run with jabbering on about how we have a primary care doc shortage and surgeons are getting all the money, yada yada yada. I was like, "surgeons are in training longer delaying when they can actually start making money and their overhead costs, malpractice, etc. are a lot higher than GP's. If the government starts nationalizing health care, there will be no incentive for doctors to specialize."
Posted by: Charles Gibson at February 08, 2010 02:31 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2010 02:32 PM (RFxJN)
"Amanda Marcotte, the feminist blogger briefly hired by John Edwards during his presidential campaign, chimed in, accusing Max of a “bone-deep hatred of sexual women”"
Amanda Marcotte talking about Tucker Max being "bone deep" in "sexual women." I kind of doubt Tucker hates that as much as she thinks.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 02:32 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 02:32 PM (y4B2y)
Carlson doesn't bother me. But Little Miss Privileged Granddaughter of a U.S. President can spare me her fucking lectures about how she is so much more enlightened than the rest of us over-30's.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at February 08, 2010 02:33 PM (xMSXs)
(Straight up stolen from Small Dead Animals.)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 02:33 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 02:34 PM (1fanL)
Iran Anniversary 'Punch' Will Stun West
That is the day my Playgirl centerfold spread hits the news stands.
Posted by: Mahmoud Awesomemembersonlyjacket at February 08, 2010 02:34 PM (t72+4)
God help me, I love it so.
Heh Heh! I love it too! I want Chicago to look like a tropical paradise in comparison to the weather Obama gets in D.C. (plus if we can keep the gubamint shut down, they can't destroy America). I do feel a little bad--my family in NJ, MD, and PA are getting absolutely slammed (and we've been having uncharacteristically warm and sunny weather in Seattle these last several days--high 50's). As Uncle Facts says "Summon the Meteors" and I mean meteors of snow!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:36 PM (CfmlF)
It's really not the surgeons sucking up the dollars. It's the cost of care, considering the advancements in treatment.
I saw a very good news piece a while back that laid it out plainly. The premise was that if you wanted 1950's health care, that would be very doable, and for tremendous savings. Unfortunately, your life expectancy for a cancer diagnosis or your prognosis for severe osteoarthritis was not so hot.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:36 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:36 PM (CZI81)
133 Vintage?
Oh my.
But like I need another pair of glasses. I have four and never wear any of them except at night.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 02:37 PM (nd+1J)
So that cocksucker Murtha is still dead, right?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 06:36 PM (CZI81)
Yea, but that doesnt mean he still cant vote in the election to replace him.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 02:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 02:38 PM (nd+1J)
Damn. I shoulda been a mortician.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:39 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: CNN-Paramus at February 08, 2010 02:41 PM (oT1aA)
yes, vintage...pretty cool stuff.
she has contemporary stuff as well. Girl can't have enough shoes bags glasses. No?
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:41 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:41 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Aaron at February 08, 2010 02:41 PM (TxQvv)
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 06:36 PM (BFqyO)
Oh, I forgot to mention this guy is a total leftard. He was an Obama delegate, has drunk the Koolaid and still thinks Obama is doing a great job. He retired early, and he and his wife have a catastrophic policy with an high deductible, so they are really anxious to have the Public Option as they are too young for Medicare. WSJ did an op-ed a while back about doctors and how the number of people going on to be specialists is dwindling in certain areas (cardiothoracic was one of them), and how that is going to be a more acute problem a little later on down the road than a lack of GP's.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:42 PM (CfmlF)
162 OK, I watched the video on the linked site. I laughed. And the women were hot, so I will check it out...
Search out the Oderus Appearences on Youtube...Dave Brocke is funny on the first three or four appearances.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:43 PM (1+Izr)
Damn. I shoulda been a mortician.
Is that because you're good at (cough, cough) screwing?
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:43 PM (CfmlF)
I figure that with the frozen Pennsylvania ground, they'll just screw that crooked motherfucker into the ground.
Damn. I shoulda been a mortician.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 06:39 PM (CZI81)
Better yet, stuff his treasonous ass full of gas soaked rags, light him on fire and spread his ashes over a pig farm.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 02:43 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:43 PM (1+Izr)
It's like Tea-Bagging. If by Tea- Bagging, you mean, Tea-Bagging!
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 02:44 PM (1+Izr)
Is that because you're good at (cough, cough) screwing?
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 06:43 PM (CfmlF)
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:45 PM (CZI81)
Heh. Too funny. And why don't people want to become doctors? Hmmm...declining reimbursements, ever-increasing government and insurance company hassles, and having to deal with blood-sucking lawyers all the time? How's that for a start.
And that's not even getting into public employees looking to have a doc declare them "disabled."
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:45 PM (BFqyO)
Margaret Hoover. Ew. She's uppity. I kinda wanna bitchslap her.
True, but she's SCALDING. I don't care if stoopid shit comes out of her mouth occasionally.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 02:45 PM (y4B2y)
You get better rate-of-gain by just running the wood chipper straight into the trough. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:46 PM (CZI81)
163 Like I said, bad influence! You do not even know the Pandora's Box you've opened....
I could actually give up the shoes. Purses, not so much.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 02:46 PM (nd+1J)
Hey, I saw Fargo, too!
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 02:47 PM (BFqyO)
Because I do not want to watch CNN.
Or The View.
/shudders. The View.
Posted by: shibumi at February 08, 2010 02:49 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:50 PM (CfmlF)
I could actually give up the shoes. Purses, not so much.
Lacey, that's so funny. I could never join a 12 step program for my purse addiction, cause I can't give them up!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 02:51 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 06:47 PM (BFqyO)
I've fed deer guts to pigs. 30 seconds and they're gone. 2 months later, they magically appear as bacon. A pig will eat absolutely anything.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:53 PM (CZI81)
What is it with you women and your shoe / bag fetishes, anyway? Never understood it
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 02:54 PM (y4B2y)
Then the divorce hits.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 02:55 PM (LJSfA)
Excuse me. Have to go clean out my 'fridge. I even have scrapple
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 02:55 PM (y4B2y)
Having a different chick each night was something they turned to after she disappeared.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 08, 2010 02:55 PM (JrRME)
I've fed deer guts to pigs. 30
seconds and they're gone. 2 months later, they magically appear as
bacon. A pig will eat absolutely anything.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 06:53 PM (CZI81)
I don't think I could stomach knowing my bacon was made out of John Murtha. Worse yet, Helen Thomas bacon.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 02:56 PM (t72+4)
You and me both, runningrn.
If I said "my number" I would probably make some jaws drops. It's very unhealthy how many purses I have.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 02:57 PM (nd+1J)
Worry not, old man. That's the kind of stuff the pigs make shit out of.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:57 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 08, 2010 06:55 PM (JrRME)
They swing like that.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 02:57 PM (8NGHm)
Scrapple is the greatest stuff I've ever failed to pass through a ventricle.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 02:58 PM (CZI81)
If I said "my number" I would probably make some jaws drops. It's very unhealthy how many purses I have.
...you know you need one more...
just one more.
Posted by: hermes kelly bag at February 08, 2010 02:59 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2010 05:53 PM (W5NBA)
Did you see the "Hi Mom" she had written on her hand at the Perry rally just to fuck with them? The DUmmies are in an apoplectic rage over it.
BTW, you're not going to believe this, but Excitable Andi is saying it's the greatest speech he's heard since Reagan (repent, for the the end is surely nigh).
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 08, 2010 03:00 PM (IoUF1)
Oh man, is it. Eat it every day and you'll be dead in a year, but....oh man, is it.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:00 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: agnostica at February 08, 2010 03:02 PM (gbCNS)
Scrapple is the greatest stuff I've ever failed to pass through a ventricle.
Oh man, is it. Eat it every day and you'll be dead in a year, but....oh man, is it.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 07:00 PM (y4B2y)
And ham fried in brown sugar. Its like f'cking crack I tell ya'.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 03:02 PM (t72+4)
Why the hell do they dismiss the person on the monitor 40 minutes into the show?
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:03 PM (y4B2y)
She had some kind of scandal, can't remember exactly, and apparently the other people on the show didn't like her too much and said she was kind of a primadonna if i remember right.
Posted by: koopy at February 08, 2010 03:03 PM (XllG0)
"Hello, Greg Gutfeld."
"Hello who are you?"
"I am not crazy."
Posted by: Tresjin at February 08, 2010 03:04 PM (l7K0j)
If I said "my number" I would probably make some jaws drops. It's very unhealthy how many purses I have.
Hmm, I've never counted mine. (It's probably best I don't!) Don't know how many pairs of shoes I own either, and they are every where!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:04 PM (CfmlF)
hermes kelly bag
*hyperventilating*
I would never buy another purse again, if I had you Hermes Kelly Bag. I would be faithful to you until the end of time. Unlike Mark Sanford I would keep the fidelity clause in our little marital pact.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:04 PM (nd+1J)
Women are nuts. Stay away from them. Better to be alone and pathetic then succumb to their wiles. If you want to pass your genes to the next generation, donate to a sperm bank and forget about it.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:04 PM (otlXg)
203
Scrapple is the greatest stuff I've ever failed to pass through a ventricle.
Oh man, is it. Eat it every day and you'll be dead in a year, but....oh man, is it.
yum! Scrapple! We can't get it out here in Seattle. Everything but the oink! And I like Maple syrup on my scrapple. Delish!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:05 PM (CfmlF)
FYI, I have successfully stifled a remark about my mother in law.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:05 PM (BFqyO)
hermes kelly bag
I can say with quite certainty that I will never own one of those. Isn't there like a 3 year waiting list to get one? We are talking over 10k for a purse!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:06 PM (CfmlF)
What's the beef about Sarah writing on her hand?
Obama scribbled on Rahm's lip, obey the teleprompter!
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:08 PM (M5t+h)
wth is that? I only want it if it comes with the winged sandals that would allow me to travel between the realms.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:08 PM (otlXg)
But still in all airports and hotels and most other public places.... you see CNN playing on the TVs. Why??? Nobody wants to watch that shit! I have an idea! Put on the channel that features basically the same product, but it about 4X as popular! (Crazy, I know).
Every freaking hospital waiting area and in our staff lounge. It's always so enjoyable to go eat my lunch and have to hear that dumbass, Wolf Blitzer pontificating during my break.
TV-B-gone, turns off almost any TV
Posted by: Mike H at February 08, 2010 03:08 PM (PWj+8)
runnungrn, I seem to recall you're from PA, right? It's got to be Habersett's. But with ketchup (NOT catsup, thank you)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:09 PM (y4B2y)
That's what I remember but I thought someone might have the Exact Downlow
Possibilities:
She was on Spitzer's List
Started dating Bobby Brown
Went to Tibet to Find Herself
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 08, 2010 03:09 PM (JrRME)
I've fed deer guts to pigs. 30 seconds and they're gone. 2 months later, they magically appear as bacon. A pig will eat absolutely anything.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 06:53 PM (CZI81)
Herr, Just last night my son was telling me how many lbs of raw meat a pig could eat every hour. I wasnt sure whether I was disgusted or fascinated that he knew this bit of trivia. Sadly, this is a typical mother/son chat at my house. The merits of acid decomp vs pig farm.
Posted by: di butler, qualified for Aussie porn at February 08, 2010 03:09 PM (S3xX1)
Eh. Tits, schmitts. As long as they're present, I'm good. Asses, on the other hand. If you have a nice ass, how did lacey put it? I would be faithful to you until the end of time.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:11 PM (1fanL)
On a scale of 1 to 10 of the hottest news babes, CNN's morning show hostess, Robin Meade, is a 50. Maybe they should put her in prime time to offset Ed Eye, ya think?.
Forgive me Lord for having these thoughts.
Posted by: Father O'Brien at February 08, 2010 03:11 PM (ITzbJ)
Better to be alone and pathetic then succumb to their wiles.
One of these days your cable will go out and you're going to eat those words.
Don't be like these fools.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:11 PM (nd+1J)
The Canadian Red Eye Chick was Rachel Marsden. Checked out her biography at Wiki, evidently she is the psycho ex-girlfriend from hell.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 03:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 07:09 PM (y4B2y)
Yes, I'm originally from suburbs outside of Philly. I like ketchup on scrapple too, but I really like the sweet maple syrup with the salty goodness of the scrapple--best of both worlds. Isn't Habersett the one in the red white and blue wrapper? I think that's what we use to eat. The next time I'm home, I'm going to get me a package of Scrapple! (I quite forgot about it, lamented its loss when I first got to Seattle, looked for it, never found it, kind of forgot about it).
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:12 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:13 PM (1fanL)
Asses? I HAVE an ass. Give us the fun bags!
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:13 PM (y4B2y)
Sadly, this is a typical mother/son chat at my house.
Posted by: di butler, qualified for Aussie porn at February 08, 2010 07:09 PM (S3xX1)
I find that to be very enlightening. He could be explaining why little Suzie has a bulging belly, or the necessity for mom to go to the Police Station and discuss the blunt found on his person.
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:13 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 08, 2010 03:13 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: Mike H at February 08, 2010 07:08 PM (PWj+
heh! It would be fun to have one of those. Just click off the tvs as I'm walking by (with it in my pocket) Heh!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:14 PM (CfmlF)
On a scale of 1 to 10 of the hottest news babes, CNN's morning show hostess, Robin Meade, is a 50.
I'd sop her up with a biscuit. My buddy lives down the street from her. Which means she's semi-poor.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:14 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: curious at February 08, 2010 03:14 PM (p302b)
They promised to go out back and kick the compressor on the cooler.
That is all.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:15 PM (CZI81)
Isn't Habersett the one in the red white and blue wrapper? YES. The only brand. The others are pretenders to the throne.
Where outside of Philly?
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:15 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:17 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 08, 2010 03:17 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:17 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:17 PM (CZI81)
Working. Damned bills. Thought Preznit Jeebus was gonna fix that.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:18 PM (y4B2y)
218 #208 Hermes Kelly Bag.
wth is that?
It's like a 'Bag of Holding'. I
f by 'holding' you mean - 'Trumps whatever the other chick has'.
...But for cute chicks into fashion.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 03:18 PM (1+Izr)
evidently she is the psycho ex-girlfriend from hell.
Whose ex-gf from hell? Levy? Doubtful. He's too busy lurving his cats. Gutfield is married. That only leaves Shultz. Dubious.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:19 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: CNN Executives at February 08, 2010 03:19 PM (BGpfF)
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 08, 2010 03:20 PM (31oQh)
Working. Damned bills. Thought Preznit Jeebus was gonna fix that.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 07:18 PM (y4B2y)
Thanks for confirming your little people status. I remain in the unemployed who don't give a damn Florida ex-military Geezer Brigade who would love to become reacquainted with the M-16 and the bayonet thrust and parry routine. We may need it!
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:20 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Just Another Poster at February 08, 2010 03:20 PM (NgoAe)
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 08, 2010 03:20 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:21 PM (nd+1J)
"Women are nuts. Stay away from them. Better to be alone and pathetic then succumb to their wiles. If you want to pass your genes to the next generation, donate to a sperm bank and forget about it."
Donate to a sperm bank and pay child support for a dozen kids over the next twenty years. No more anonymous donations, kiddo. "It's for the chillddrruuunnnn!"
Sperm banks are reporting a desperate shortage of donors suddenly. Can't imagine why.
Turkey basters are the new hot fashion accessory for single women who want to get pregnant while staying single. It is a mystery.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 03:22 PM (LJSfA)
I'd be more stunned if they could keep a refinery running.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2010 03:22 PM (l8/vh)
Whose ex-gf from hell? Levy? Doubtful. He's too busy lurving his cats. Gutfield is married. That only leaves Shultz. Dubious.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 07:19 PM (nd+1J)
No, noone from Red Eye. Apparently she has a long history of legal troubles with her ex's going all the way back to college. Seems its impossible to make a clean split from this chick.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 03:22 PM (t72+4)
The Hermes Kelly Bag is the Holy Grail of handbags.
It's so pretty I just want to stare at one and lovingly stroke it. And if any of you fuck with that last sentence, I'll go all L. Bobbit on your ass!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:23 PM (nd+1J)
Good heavens, what a memory! Are you stalking me?* I'm from the other side of the city (Horsham). I've had many opportunities, but I just can't leave home.
* key's under the mat
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:24 PM (y4B2y)
Clearly you've never spent a weekend with poster # 256.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:24 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:24 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 07:21 PM (nd+1J)
S E has the familiar librarian look that thrilled every young man to the point of scrotal pain. Ouch!
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:24 PM (M5t+h)
Doesn't matter. Thanks to teh Internet, I can download all the Skinemax pron I want and keep it on flash-drives and external hard drives for latter viewing.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:25 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: KilltheHippies at February 08, 2010 03:25 PM (VKfXw)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rachel_Marsden
NSFW. Not safe for branes. Not safe for men. Not safe for wimmin gor chillun, either.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 03:26 PM (LJSfA)
Yep, SW Ohio-Cincinnati.
I've made that trip a few times though. (I had an ex from there). It's 10 hours (8 the way I drive
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:27 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:27 PM (BFqyO)
There goes that plan. Not that it would matter, as in the end, there will be only chaos anyway (not even DNA).
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:27 PM (otlXg)
OK, OK....the two of you can shop. I'll play the husband role, leaning against the railing, holding multiple plastic bags,glancing at my watch and looking flustered
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:29 PM (y4B2y)
Hey. I can probably see in your bedroom window from here.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 07:28 PM (CZI81)
1. Camera
2. Telephoto lens
3. Post Pics
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 03:29 PM (t72+4)
* key's under the mat Heh! I remember a thread where we were reminiscing about growing up in that area, summers at the Jersey Shore, etc. I really wanted to go to Penn State, but my older sister went there so then I cut off my nose to spite my face because I always tried to be different than her (something about growing up in her shadow). My best friend from H.S. who was also my college roommate the first two years, met a dated a guy at West Chester who went to Horsham-Hatboro H.S.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:29 PM (CfmlF)
273 I'll let you peak in if you come shovel my my driveway and de-ice my car tomorrow after White Death 2.0.
What? Don't judge me. I'm effing sick of dealing with snow.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:30 PM (nd+1J)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 07:29 PM (y4B2y)
They put strip clubs near malls for a reason.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:30 PM (CZI81)
That's a coincidence, the King of Prussia grew up in me.
Posted by: Voltaire at February 08, 2010 03:31 PM (2qU2d)
BARACK OBAMA HATES BLACK PEOPLE.
"George W. Bush is a hero in this country," said Peter Mugyenyi, who heads Uganda?s Joint Clinical Research Centre, a leading AIDS treatment clinic.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:31 PM (1fanL)
How many coffins and blood-extraction/torture devices does she have in there?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:32 PM (otlXg)
I've made that trip a few times though. (I had an ex from there). It's 10 hours (8 the way I drive
Ha! Ha! You drive like my little sister! (and she's the queen of shopping and always finds great bargains no one else can!) She's also a kickass conservative. Her 6 year old walks around saying "Barack Obama is a bad man." Heh! We told her not to say that at school, though.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:32 PM (CfmlF)
I'm such a gentleman I'll shovel your driveway, deice your car, give you a back rub, and cook dinner for nothing more than a peck on the cheek.
Then I'm going to the strip club mentioned earlier. Then straight to the hospital to get those 9mm rounds out of my back. Til death do us part, and all that.
Help. She made me type that.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:33 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (df5lA)
"George W. Bush is a hero in this country," said Peter Mugyenyi, who heads Uganda?s Joint Clinical Research Centre, a leading AIDS treatment clinic.
Wow, thanks for the link. Barry is unbelievable. Looks like everyone in the world is paying for our election. Thanks a lot 52%!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (CfmlF)
What commercial was that? The commercial about the game where some dude jumps into Hell for some decadent blonde-haired chick?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (0q2P7)
How many coffins and blood-extraction/torture devices does she have in there?
Leeches in jars.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (BFqyO)
Scrapple doesn't come from a package. It comes from one's heart. And a pig's heart.
Hmmm, are you sure about that? I thought that it came from Milton-Bradley. (Or Merv Griffin)
Posted by: Father O'Brien at February 08, 2010 03:34 PM (ITzbJ)
Gotta give to get. A few hours of sweaty sex > holding some stupid bags while enjoying the scenery.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:35 PM (y4B2y)
Beta. Tell that vampire to clean her own damn driveway.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:35 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 07:31 PM (nd+1J)
Shh! He's going to be our shopping sherpa!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:35 PM (CfmlF)
O/T
Hahaha. I'm about 60 - 100 miles north of Washington DC. Got another weather alert for more global warming on its way Tuesday into Wednesday. 10 to 18 inches for here with more to the south. The bastids in DC had to take today off, I guess they'll get another day to sit on their asses junket in the Caribbean at taxpayer expense on Wednesday.
Hey I know everybody likes to douche on the govt workers but some actually do work really hard and do some indispensible work for the military.
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2010 03:35 PM (RFxJN)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 03:35 PM (kmgIE)
OT: Just saw the View clip of Meghan McCain. This woman is not a Conservative and does not speak for Conservatives. Is there anyone on the Right who agrees with this twit? Please go away, or at least stop pretending you speak for anyone but yourself.
Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2010 03:37 PM (7/l6y)
Watching Fox with Shepard Smith in Nawlins makes my gaydar register a 12 on a scale of 1 to 10. After the broadcast, you would never find Smith in a gay bar, or would you?
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:37 PM (M5t+h)
Yes, yes it does.
Posted by: Lincoln Adams at February 08, 2010 03:37 PM (UqJ8A)
284 Could be worse--
A friend dropped her daughter off at pre-school and there was a big poster of FLOTUS in celebration of Black History Month (but I'm pretty sure it was in celebration of Tuesday). Anyhoo...her daughter pointed and said, "Daddy doesn't like Patrick Ewing".
Oopsie.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:38 PM (nd+1J)
I'd put money on the steam room. Towel around the waist. Peekage.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:38 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: Gibbs at February 08, 2010 03:38 PM (mMdWG)
I was staring at her tits so I have no idea.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:38 PM (CZI81)
There are, but they mostly do that for a chance to see Meghan's fat fun-bags. Stupid men.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:39 PM (otlXg)
I think I'm teared up here. Nah. Just something in my eye.
Seriously.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:40 PM (CZI81)
Even though you mock my good intentions, that's a great term. Im stealing it, without attribution or compensation
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:42 PM (y4B2y)
Damn straight! Assert yourself, you lil' cutey, you!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 08, 2010 03:42 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2010 07:37 PM (7/l6y)
Yeah, she's a brainless twit, but her sweater puppets have some interesting views.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:43 PM (1fanL)
TMI, Fish. And duh.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2010 07:41 PM (df5lA)
Then don't answer the post.
Posted by: Fish at February 08, 2010 03:43 PM (M5t+h)
May you eat scrapple until cholesterol floats like icebergs in your arteries
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 03:45 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Iskandar at February 08, 2010 03:45 PM (/o58C)
---------------------------
You're killing me here, runningrn, you're killing me. sigh...
Posted by: Adrian at February 08, 2010 03:47 PM (HqFA1)
Look, I know she's bad news, but if it wasn't for disappointment I wouldn't have any appointments.
You're never truly alive until you're running for your life from a psychotic French/Canadian with a long sharp knife who really deep down just wants to know that you love her.
And I do love her.
Posted by: Kensington at February 08, 2010 03:47 PM (BGpfF)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 08, 2010 03:48 PM (5xivT)
Hey I know everybody likes to douche on the govt workers but some actually do work really hard and do some indispensible work for the military.
My sister and her husband work for the feds. She recently expressed exasperation with all the people dissing federal employees. She said "We were making less than the private sector for years, and those people who are bitching could have applied for these jobs too." I was actually a little surprised. Oh, and Dagny you are right. My sister and her husband work at one of those essential agencies.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:49 PM (CfmlF)
Um, no.
I hope I don't see your soul in Tartarus when I travel down there soon to kill the consort of Miss'80sbaby, Lord Hades.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:50 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 03:52 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Adrian at February 08, 2010 07:47 PM (HqFA1)
Sorry buddy! I just get so frustrated by idiot liberals who think that doctors are all overpaid and greedy. They have no idea the sacrifices people make to go into medicine. I don't know how many libtards I know who think that nationalized health care is going to be great and that people will still be interested in being doctors with all the government regulation, capitation, etc. and all the blood, sweat, tears, and long hours not to mention expense of training.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:53 PM (CfmlF)
My sister and her husband work at one of those essential agencies.
That's the problem. They're ALL essential agencies. They're ALL hard-working good guys. And yet, the porn still gets downloaded. The slap still gets tickled. The unions still get filled up. The turf wars still get fought. Nothing changes. Except gummint gets bigger.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:54 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Sloppy at February 08, 2010 03:54 PM (1kwr2)
No doubt growing up under the influence of a high school principal who robbed banks on weekends influenced your core capitalistic/free enterprise principals.
I moved out of KoP about that time.
Heh! Was that the one that killed the school teacher and her kids? (Upper Merion H.S.)
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:55 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: FUBAR at February 08, 2010 03:55 PM (1fanL)
My sister and her husband work at one of those essential agencies.
They aren't in a union. Trust me, you want them working where they are.
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:56 PM (CfmlF)
I hope I don't see your soul in Tartarus when I travel down there soon to kill the consort of Miss'80sbaby, Lord Hades.
*whistling....not saying a word....whistling some more*
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 03:56 PM (nd+1J)
--------------------------
um, no, they're really not!
Posted by: Adrian at February 08, 2010 03:56 PM (HqFA1)
Something Odd must have happened at Fox with her, because she was gone all of a sudden and no one ever mentioned her name again. They're probably afraid she'll sue them, then come after everyone with a long knife & evil smile
Crazy Chicks make life.....TOO interesting. Reminds me of college......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 08, 2010 03:57 PM (JrRME)
Ha! Ha! Ha! That there's the thread winnah!
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 03:58 PM (CfmlF)
I'm just wondering...if Obamacare passes, where are all the Indian anesthesiologists going to go?
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 03:58 PM (BFqyO)
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at February 08, 2010 03:59 PM (HF2US)
And that's JUST FINE!
Also, don't get me started on God of War III. The PlayStation 3 finally becomes a must buy console when I absolutely cannot afford to buy one. DAMN IT!
Posted by: Kensington at February 08, 2010 03:59 PM (BGpfF)
--------------------
India. Along with any american patients who can afford the trip.
Posted by: Adrian at February 08, 2010 04:00 PM (HqFA1)
Bollywood?
Posted by: runningrn at February 08, 2010 04:00 PM (CfmlF)
That would be Jay Smith, who murdered Susan Reinert and her two kids (who were never found)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 08, 2010 04:01 PM (y4B2y)
Is the wait geting on you yet???
Sort of. Playing the GoW3 demo in the meantime takes the edge off. Dante's Inferno actually looks like a decent GoW clone so I was thinking about buying it.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:01 PM (otlXg)
She said "We were making less than the private sector for years, and those people who are bitching could have applied for these jobs too." I was actually a little surprised. Oh, and Dagny you are right. My sister and her husband work at one of those essential agencies.
We tried private practice and that involved never seeing our children. My husband goes in at 7 am and returns home at 7pm. He travels and works on weekends. He has taken a grand total of 2 sick days in 20 years and that was for surgery. His blackberry goes off every 5 minutes at night. All those private practice guys that felt so superior are now coming to him to see if there are any openings. It's secure, it has retirement, and you get to come home at night. In the end we are better off . Is it sexy? not really Is it freeloading on the taxpayer? no, he works hard for his salary in a job that has to be done. I know there is waste out there but I think there is way more in the public school system.
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2010 04:01 PM (RFxJN)
I don't know how many libtards I know who think that nationalized health care is going to be great and that people will still be interested in being doctors with all the government regulation, capitation, etc. and all the blood, sweat, tears, and long hours not to mention expense of training.
I'm just wondering...if Obamacare passes, where are all the Indian anesthesiologists going to go?
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 08, 2010 07:58 PM (BFqyO)
Back when everyone thought giving out free housing to live in was a great idea, I'm sure they werent thinking Cabrini Green, but with the government thats exactly what you're gonna get when it comes to healthcare too.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:02 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Akbar Zeb at February 08, 2010 04:05 PM (mE32g)
That's the problem. They're ALL essential agencies. They're ALL hard-working good guys. And yet, the porn still gets downloaded. The slap still gets tickled. The unions still get filled up. The turf wars still get fought. Nothing changes. Except gummint gets bigger
No union. The Navy is essential. Not only can you not download porn, you can't access most of the commercial web including your home email or download picture attachments. You may be confusing government with the hill and their cohorts. Not the same thing. As for hourly employees who are in unions, I have no idea.
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2010 04:06 PM (RFxJN)
Posted by: -------??????????------------ at February 08, 2010 04:08 PM (p302b)
Yeah, I'm in love with some chick whom I've never met who just happens to be the consort of Hades Himself. I didn't know decadent vampires could peer into the soul of an online persona.
/*mega sarc*
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:08 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:10 PM (CZI81)
351 "House GOP Responds to Summit Invite"
via Wizbang
Posted by: -------??????????------------ at February 08, 2010 08:06 PM (p302b)
The president has already said he is not starting over, in fact he said just today that the starting point is the bill that already passed the Senate so this is pretty much just a moot point and nothing but Kabuki theater.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:11 PM (t72+4)
What? like there were no doctors in the Soviet Union?
Posted by: rockhead at February 08, 2010 04:11 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 08:10 PM (CZI81)
Where?
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:12 PM (8NGHm)
What? like there were no doctors in the Soviet Union?
Posted by: rockhead at February 08, 2010 08:11 PM (RykTt)
In Soviet Russia doctor is you
Posted by: Comrade Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:13 PM (t72+4)
"In the shockingly irresponsible article “Sweet Revenge” (Psychology Today, January/February 2010), Regina Barreca, Ph.D. praises convicted Texas killer Clara Harris for her “great moment of revenge.” The act for which Barreca praises Harris? In 2002, Harris repeatedly ran over her ex-husband David, as David’s daughter Lindsey sat in the front seat of the car begging Clara Harris not to kill her father."
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 04:15 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 08:14 PM (otlXg)
The "Crusty Sock" lapel pin was a dead tip-off.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:15 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: Z Ryan at February 08, 2010 04:15 PM (cMo6P)
Yeah, but they were paid the same as factory workers and had even crappier supplies. That shot of antibiotics they just gave you was more than likely just tap water (unless you were a Party official).
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:16 PM (otlXg)
K: lol, how did you figure that out?
The ONT was the dead give-away.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 08, 2010 04:17 PM (Yq+qN)
I see, *looks around*. Look, I'll have you know that all my Shannon Whirry clips are from movies that I already own. I would never go to some online site and download clips from movies that I didn't already have "on file".
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:18 PM (otlXg)
If I could find a woman that would treat me like that I'd be happy.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:19 PM (8NGHm)
That shot of antibiotics they just gave you was more than likely just tap water (unless you were a Party official).
Even then, it was likely smirnoff!
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:19 PM (1+Izr)
The McCain Clip . (PuffHo, sorry)
What's the opposite of synergy? Ya know, for example, when you bring 4 dimwits together and somehow their collective IQ drops by an order of magnitude?
Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2010 04:20 PM (7/l6y)
Posted by: -------??????????------------ at February 08, 2010 04:20 PM (p302b)
A meeting.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:21 PM (CZI81)
Hey, I can't look at Skinemax pron all the time. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and all that.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:21 PM (otlXg)
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and all that.
Branigan's 2nd law of thermodynamics.
(Thermo - meaning 'Heat')
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:23 PM (1+Izr)
Aha! So you admit it!
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, sounding like a '30s who-dunnit at February 08, 2010 04:24 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 04:24 PM (kmgIE)
lol, how did you figure that out?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 08:14 PM (otlXg)
The Star Trek reproduction uniform gave it away.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:24 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 08:21 PM (LJSfA)
The Great Tit is the largest European tit - about the size of a House Sparrow.
Somebody ship them some silicone.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:24 PM (CZI81)
Except the flesh on his right hand. That thing can crush a Volkswagen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:26 PM (CZI81)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:26 PM (1+Izr)
(Thermo - meaning 'Heat')
lol, I see what you did there. If you-know-who snatches your soul and I find it during my trek to Tartarus, I'll make sure it's set free.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:26 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: dr kill at February 08, 2010 04:28 PM (qO6T2)
Posted by: CNN-Paramus at February 08, 2010 04:30 PM (GgR+e)
Except the flesh on his right hand. That thing can crush a Volkswagen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 08:26 PM (CZI81)
ROFLMAO!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 04:34 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:34 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 08, 2010 04:34 PM (erIg9)
Who says I'm right-handed?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:35 PM (otlXg)
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and all that.
Except the flesh on his right hand. That thing can crush a Volkswagen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 08:26 PM (CZI81)
ROFLMAO!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 08:34 PM (Vu6sl)
I'll bet he can turn a beer can into a diamond.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:36 PM (t72+4)
The Communist News Network never stops, comrade.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:36 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 04:36 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 08:34 PM (otlXg)
You probably have two T1 lines running into your place just to reduce the per minute charges...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 04:36 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: dr kill at February 08, 2010 04:36 PM (qO6T2)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:36 PM (5PT5k)
It beats talk of shoes and handbags.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:37 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 04:37 PM (LJSfA)
No. Clean your damn driveway, vampire.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:38 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:36 PM (5PT5k)
We are who you thought we were...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 04:38 PM (Vu6sl)
&nbps How did you know we like north european avi-fauna?
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 04:39 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:36 PM (5PT5k)
Open your damned curtains and I wouldn't talk at all.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Who Admittedly Has Been Drinking at February 08, 2010 04:39 PM (CZI81)
Polish newspaper claims 'Pedobear' is 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot
Posted by: Iskandar at February 08, 2010 08:38 PM (/o58C)
O.k., now thats funny.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:41 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:42 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 04:43 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:43 PM (1+Izr)
Shut yo mouth!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:40 PM (5PT5k)
Okay but I am still typing.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:44 PM (8NGHm)
391 CNN? That's like totally still broadcasting right?
You're thinking of Air America. Oh wait...
Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2010 04:44 PM (7/l6y)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 04:45 PM (QECjC)
This is what happens when Blazer is still to weak to start calling the squadron leaders.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 08:41 PM (1+Izr)
The next trench run I do is gonna be on some Caribbean island. Need warmth and sunshine. I didnt sign up for this mini ice-age shit.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:45 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: CNN-Paramus at February 08, 2010 04:46 PM (GgR+e)
I was the only one talking pron, vampire. I could blame my addiction on the womens, but like my namesake, my problems are mostly my fault.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:46 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 04:46 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010
08:36 PM (5PT5k)
tell me you wouldn't be disappointed if we hadn't
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 08, 2010 04:47 PM (erIg9)
You have a harem of midgets? You lucky bastard!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:47 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:48 PM (ApeBT)
Dwarves? Pixies? Tom Cruise and Alyssa Milano?
Posted by: motionview at February 08, 2010 04:48 PM (7/l6y)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 08:48 PM (ApeBT)
I am sick too.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:49 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:50 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 08:51 PM (8NGHm)
You better get started on your "bucket list"
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 04:52 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:52 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 04:53 PM (kmgIE)
Blazer, did you get tested for mono?
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:46 PM (5PT5k)
No not yet. My energy seems to have climbed back up a bit over the last two days, but I may go get checked out here before the week is out. I think overall have a bad case of the winter blues. Although I cant really afford it right now, I'm seriously thinking of taking a weeks vacation, saying fuck it and taking a cruise somewhere down to really deep southern latitude.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 04:53 PM (t72+4)
We'd love to speak with you!
Posted by: The Maune Raichle Law Firm at February 08, 2010 04:53 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 04:53 PM (QECjC)
You better get started on your "bucket list"
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 08:52 PM (Vu6sl)
Knowing my damned luck I probably will.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:53 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:54 PM (ApeBT)
I've been diagnosed with mesothelioma
Man, I used to do Asbestos abatement and demolition in Newark, NJ. That is a nightmare of mine... Can't tell you how many hoses onCity Island I sided with that shit, either!
That Cancer shit scares the hell out of me...
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 04:55 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 04:55 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 04:55 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 08:53 PM (kmgIE)
The most I am allowed to say is to tell you that I am not allowed to say.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:55 PM (8NGHm)
Okay if I were a hagilicious feminista scrunt, I'd be outraged by all of your depravity, however....
Being a strong self-assured conservative lass with better things to do than be outraged I can really only do one thing....streeeeetch...waaay back.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 04:56 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 04:56 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 08:55 PM (otlXg)
We're just hoping the Moronettes will be sympathetic and help us complete "a few things" we've got listed on our bucket lists. IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 04:57 PM (Vu6sl)
I did absestos abatement plus exposure to radiation (internal and external). I'll know in 28 years.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 04:57 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 04:58 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 04:58 PM (5PT5k)
Being a strong self-assured conservative lass with better things to do than be outraged I can really only do one thing....streeeeetch...waaay back.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:56 PMBUNK
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 08, 2010 04:58 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 04:59 PM (QECjC)
You're expecting sympathy from the moronettes? LMAO.
You're better off expecting sympathy from a tornado or a hurricane.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:00 PM (otlXg)
Blazer, you may have SAD. This will sound weird but try a tanning bed for 10-15 mins twice a week.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 08:58 PM (5PT5k)
Its very possible. Along with all of the snow and ice, its been very cloudy here over the last several months.I may just try that out.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 05:01 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 08:56 PM
Fag
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:01 PM (wSNS7)
"The Dark Lord" at Roissy in DC.
Read and learn, kid. Read and learn.
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 05:01 PM (LJSfA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:01 PM (QECjC)
Oooh, that's no good, CC. Doesn't he have an emergency number so you can at least have him write you a script for a new presciption?
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:03 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:03 PM (QECjC)
What happened to Branigan? Did Gloria leave her hangin' on the line ?
Oh-oh-oh, calling Glooooooooriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 05:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:04 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:05 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: Z Ryan at February 08, 2010 05:05 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 08, 2010 05:05 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:06 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:03 PM (QECjC)
Speaking of trolls, Palin Steele was over at Hot Air today, continuing to make a complete ass of himself/herself/itself.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:06 PM (Vu6sl)
You're expecting sympathy from the moronettes? LMAO.
*ahem* We are genuinely sympathetic.
Ex. A: 421
Ex B: 465
I give good sympathy, damn it!
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:06 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:06 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 05:06 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:08 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:08 PM (ApeBT)
have been thrown out of a Belinda Carlisle show!
Congratulations! That sentence has never been uttered before.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:08 PM (5PT5k)
...apparently she takes offense to you calling out for her to play, "Circles in the Sand" once she has already played it!?!?
Who knew??
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 05:09 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Jeez, you are a fag.
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:09 PM (wSNS7)
My dad is praying it snows asshole deep to a ten foot giant in D.C.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:10 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:10 PM (QECjC)
My dad is praying it snows asshole deep to a ten foot giant in D.C.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 09:10 PM
Where is Algore?
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:11 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:11 PM (5PT5k)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:12 PM (ApeBT)
#421 Blazer, did you get tested for mono?
Very sympathetic, yes. However, it could also be to check if Blazer's blood is free from major infection before you extract it.
#465: Oooh, that's no good, CC. Doesn't he have an emergency number so you can at least have him write you a script for a new presciption?
Again, could be a very sympathetic comment or it could be just a check to make sure any drugs in CC's system doesn't ruin the taste of his blood for you.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:12 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:13 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 05:14 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:15 PM (wSNS7)
Valurite, Hobo Hunting. how about pudding?
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:15 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:13 PM (QECjC)
I could stand leaving this world in that manner...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:15 PM (Vu6sl)
calling for another 6-8 inches here.
I'm your man...and with that I am out for a while!
Luv ya' Lacey.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 05:15 PM (1+Izr)
I think lacey's a vampire, not a praying mantis. If I had to choose between a quick death and a slow death by blood-letting, I'd choose the latter.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:15 PM (otlXg)
You think lacey is the kind that bites your head off and eats you after mating?
Far to much effort and clean-up required. I just roll over and snatch all the covers. Actually I'd leave a corner--because I'm giving like that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:16 PM (5PT5k)
Danica Patrick will be racing in the Daytona 500. Is it possible she'll be able to wreck the entire 42 car field on the first lap ?
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 05:16 PM (t72+4)
I could stand leaving this world in that manner...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 09:15 PM (Vu6sl)
There are worse ways to go out in this world. You could be Kratos.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:16 PM (8NGHm)
So did a famous Egyptian pharaoh. Took him 10yrs to "collect" them.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, sounding like a '30s who-dunnit at February 08, 2010 05:16 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 09:14 PM (kmgIE)
Uh, nymphomaniac?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:16 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:17 PM (ApeBT)
Uh, nymphomaniac?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 09:16 PM (Vu6sl)
And she could be bisexual with a hot girlfriend.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:17 PM (8NGHm)
Danica Patrick will be racing in the Daytona 500. Is it possible she'll be able to wreck the entire 42 car field on the first lap ?
Everyone knows you wait till lap 5 to apply your eyeliner...
Posted by: Danica Patrick at February 08, 2010 05:17 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:17 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 08, 2010 05:18 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:19 PM (ApeBT)
Down the toilet with the shaved pubes, I guess...
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:17 PM (QECjC)
It's dead Jim.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 08, 2010 05:19 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:19 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:19 PM (QECjC)
Are you on serious medication? Have you stopped? Did you run out?
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:20 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:20 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: dastardly willow at February 08, 2010 05:21 PM (7FgWm)
So did a famous Egyptian pharaoh. Took him 10yrs to "collect" them.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, sounding like a '30s who-dunnit at February 08, 2010 09:16 PM (Yq+qN)
I just had this hideous thought of 100 Robert Reich lookalikes dressed in nothing but g-strings...
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:19 PM (QECjC)
So midget tossing actually began back in the days of the Pharaoh?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:21 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:22 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:22 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:23 PM (QECjC)
Indeed. One attempted suicide, one defeat at the hands of Charon, being impaled by a stone spike via Ares, and finally being stabbed by Zeus. Yeah, that all sucked.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:23 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:23 PM (QECjC)
That is Bawney Fwank's favorite part of the bible.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:24 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Don Carne at February 08, 2010 05:24 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 09:23 PM (otlXg)
No, I mean in your bother's basement being a 40 year old virgin.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:24 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 05:25 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:25 PM (QECjC)
That's the second time you've made me ill this evening.
/The first time being the 100 Robert Reich midgets in G-strings.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:25 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:27 PM (ApeBT)
Half right. I've got over a decade before I'm the 40 year old virgin.
/I hated that fucking movie, if only because my family and "friends" bugged me about it.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:27 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 09:25 PM (kmgIE)
It requires hours and hours of intensive "hands-on" therapy sessions...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:27 PM (Vu6sl)
Allah just posted breaking news:
Amazing: At 3 a.m., “Red Eye” beating CNN primetime in key demo
Now where'd he get that scoop? Maybe Ace should go over there and tell him what's what.
Posted by: Cicero at February 08, 2010 05:28 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:29 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:30 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 08, 2010 05:31 PM (a9UO0)
Let a filthy Scandi touch you? Ugh, better to just watch some pron quick.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:31 PM (otlXg)
The best emergency room nurses do outcall, but you pay extra for the convenience.
Posted by: Cicero at February 08, 2010 05:32 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:32 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 05:33 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: Customer No. 9 at February 08, 2010 05:33 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 08, 2010 05:33 PM (a9UO0)
/It's definitely not the chick in white, I think. Too innocent.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:35 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:35 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: mystry at February 08, 2010 05:35 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 09:19 PM (QECjC)
curse you to hell.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner. at February 08, 2010 05:36 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 09:16 PM (t72+4)
It's why I'll be watching.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 09:19 PM (ApeBT)"
Nascar isn't me preferred motorsport, and neither is IRL, but Danica isn't that bad. she's just not as good as the hype might suggest. 2 top 5s at Indy (a pretty challenging track) means she's better than anyone here and probably has quite a bit of talent.
Not champion caliber, but good enough to be in a decent race.
I didn't think she was in the Daytona 500. I thought she was in the Busch race (I know it's not called that anymore). I bet she does relatively well.
I'm too busy waiting on more F1 drama to notice, though.
Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 08, 2010 05:36 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: Customer No. 9 at February 08, 2010 05:36 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:37 PM (ApeBT)
/It's definitely not the chick in white, I think. Too innocent.
The Balrog thing?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, sounding like a '30s who-dunnit at February 08, 2010 05:38 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:38 PM (QECjC)
http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/8678
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 08, 2010 05:39 PM (LJSfA)
*lurking.....not sayin' a word...*
Posted by: laceyunderalls wants S.E. Cupp's glasses at February 08, 2010 05:39 PM (UKRZt)
On the plus side, you didn't park your golden ingots in the Bank Of Mycenae. So there's that.
Posted by: Zimriel at February 08, 2010 05:40 PM (sVzRC)
Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2010 05:40 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:40 PM (QECjC)
Oddly enough back in college I knew a girl that looked like girl in white chick.
Posted by: Holger at February 08, 2010 05:41 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 08, 2010 05:41 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2010 09:40 PM (FjC5u)
an underground nuclear test.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 08, 2010 05:41 PM (Vu6sl)
I've encountered nyads (a kind of nymph - they were the daughters of Posideon) in GoW1. If you kissed them and they were pleased, they may drop a gift such a Phoenix feather.
There is a enemy in GoW2 called a nymph. It was this pesky little thing that shot webbing or energy bolts. The Hades nymph are the same types of things, only more fiery.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 08, 2010 05:41 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: jewells at February 08, 2010 05:41 PM (lv7H+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:42 PM (QECjC)
What does Iran have in store for the west for 2/11?
I want Israel to fuckin' destroy them...I'll happily enlist in that fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2010 05:43 PM (1+Izr)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:43 PM (ApeBT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:44 PM (QECjC)
What does Iran have in store for the west for 2/11?
Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2010 09:40 PM (FjC5u)
The opposition is calling for more protests and demonstrations over there against the regime on November 11th so my take is this is just empty saber rattling trying to draw attention away from that.
Posted by: Blazer at February 08, 2010 05:44 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 08, 2010 05:45 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: jewells at February 08, 2010 05:45 PM (lv7H+)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 08, 2010 05:45 PM (ApeBT)
re: 2/11. I talked to one of my moles on the inside and dug this up:
"I called my IRANIAN ex husband who has PERSIAN restaurant and interacts with mainly IRANIANS..he said the people have been talking for months about a civil protest in IRAN on 11 FEB..Iran calls the anti GOVT protesters WESTERNERS...I just hope he is right and it is not something coming here..His mom lives in TEHRAN and said there will be a big govt protest 11 feb..."
Posted by: Truman North at February 08, 2010 05:51 PM (FjC5u)
The "Rabbi" .......Wolf.
The "Opalaka....what's your question!" King of a
diminished realm.
"Candyland" now on Sunday ams.
The "Angry Vaquero"...Sanchez.
"Campbell " soup ....tepid and boilerplate.
(Gotta go put some eyedrops in this red eye of mine.)
Doofus of the year ......"no clue Tony Harris".....
"Why would ANYONE want this President to fail?"
Posted by: grizzlybare at February 08, 2010 06:02 PM (V5kav)
CoolCzech, go with the root canal if you can. I had one ten days ago, with zero pain during the 2-hour procedure and very little afterward.
Better that, than having a hole in your jaw they will have to fill.
I didn't even need the Vicodin they gave me. (I'll give it to my kid for his next pharm party.)
Posted by: effinayright at February 08, 2010 06:27 PM (lQRmV)
Posted by: noce sacco at February 08, 2010 06:32 PM (Qc93O)
ACE,
Tonight Hannity played the video of Obama delivering that bizzaro-rama eulogy for his 'nameless' campaign worker who - according to the Messiah - her most important life accomplishment was getting buried in an Obama T-shirt.
What's interesting is that Hannity's tagline sarcastic criticism was uncannily similar to your own from last week. Here's how Hannity ended the segment: "...does this campaign worker have a name. And if so, Mr. President, you might want to learn it the next time around, so it's not so obvious you're using her as a prop for your political agenda."
You wrote: "Memo to Obama: If you're going to traffic in this sort of crap, at least memorize her name, so her existence as a mere prop in your movie isn't quite as obvious."
Is this really coincidence? Or are you moonlighting on Hannity's writting staff? Or is someone on his writting staff a flattering fan of this blog?
Posted by: Dave at February 08, 2010 08:52 PM (dYwM1)
"You wrote: "Memo to Obama: If you're going to traffic in this sort of crap, at least memorize her name, so her existence as a mere prop in your movie isn't quite as obvious."
Is this really coincidence"I can answer this for you.
It is obviously coincidence, Dave. This is what I said when I heard about this story without seeing it on FNC or this blog.
This is what EVERYONE said. "If you're going to use this bitch as a prop, memorize her fucking name first." It's just an obvious retort.
If you think it's proof of a conspiracy that a lot of people used this low hanging fruit retort, you are an idiot.
Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 08, 2010 10:33 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 09, 2010 12:23 AM (LJSfA)
Dear Wigglesworth,
For your own sake, go look up the word “conspiracy”. Good boy. Okay, now use your newfound understanding of this big word you used in your nasty little post to notice that this same concept can be found nowhere in my post, number 584. Very good. You see, Wigglesworthless, in a conspiracy there must be at least two persons actually conspiring to covertly accomplish a goal. And no such suggestion is made anywhere in my post. But I realize you wanted to feel important using that small mind of yours. Better luck next time.
Okay, now I am going to ask you to do something really hard. Since you claim that “This is what EVERYONE said.”, you need to back up this claim by citing just one other major media outlet that used language and conclusion similar to Ace’s and Hannity’s. Let’s improve your chances and allow that you can cite MSNBC too - no doubt your favorite.
Now note that if you are incapable of providing any such quote, that you are precisely what your posting name implies: a petty fraud. DonÂ’t worry, you can find these words in the dictionary too.
Posted by: Dave at February 09, 2010 07:05 AM (dYwM1)
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