July 03, 2010
— Dave in Texas Shut up about it, that's how.
Not sure how this edict is any different from business as usual, but it's funny anyhow.
Among the new rules for good leftish commenty behavior:
Out:
"Telling someone to 'shut up,' 'screw you,' 'go away,' 'f--k off,' or the like;" "belittling someone for being new or having a low post count; "negatively 'calling out' someone who is not participating in the discussion."Insensitivity, which includes "weight or other physical characteristics" and "use of insensitive terminology."
"Over-the-top assertions of bad faith" in Obama, or "advocating voting against Democrats, or in favor of third-party or GOP candidates; broad-brush smears against Democrats generally; broad expressions of contempt toward Democrats generally."
"A sustained or organized effort to demean, belittle, bully, or ostracize another person; digging up or posting personal information about any private individual, on DU or elsewhere; stalking someone across discussion threads or forums."
Frankly I don't know what they'll talk about without those things.
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Posted by: tachyonshuggy at July 03, 2010 12:36 PM (JFGEN)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2010 12:37 PM (77Zbc)
"A sustained or organized effort to demean, belittle, bully, or ostracize another person; digging up or posting personal information about any private individual, on DU or elsewhere; stalking someone across discussion threads or forums."
Stalking?
Posted by: kallisto at July 03, 2010 12:38 PM (+FkcS)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at July 03, 2010 12:41 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Good Lt at July 03, 2010 12:42 PM (n/M5O)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2010 12:42 PM (I49Jm)
And how do you keep the press from reporting on the disaster taking place in the Gulf ? Why you just rip a page out of Hugo Chavez' play-book and ban them from going to the area, that's how.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 12:44 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Al Gore's rules for DU at July 03, 2010 12:44 PM (+FkcS)
Posted by: 2549 at July 03, 2010 12:46 PM (kr1RX)
Posted by: Winston Smith at July 03, 2010 12:47 PM (i3AsK)
Yah know... if leftys can't insult... or cuss... and have to use facts and logic?
DU's post count is REALLY gonna drop...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2010 12:47 PM (77Zbc)
But we can still talk of the amazing resemblance Michelle has to the Patrick Ewing-British Bulldog love child?
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 12:48 PM (aOKEC)
Am I the only person who believes Joe Biden does a very poor imitation of Sam Kinison, even with the condescendingly arrogant comments?
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 12:50 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 12:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 12:52 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 03, 2010 12:52 PM (nuMHs)
The left is just beside themselves in their impatience to get hold of (and mangle) the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 04:52 PM (554T5)
And they're an RCH away from nullifying the 2nd.
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 12:53 PM (v1gw3)
Wow, that was some pretty piss-poor grammar there, Soap.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 12:53 PM (554T5)
Wow, that was some pretty piss-poor grammar there, Soap.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 04:53 PM (554T5)
Irrespective of grammar, I'm positive you're clean and articulate.
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 12:55 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 04:41 PM (kFytp)
The rank rancid awful STINK of paralyzing gut-wrenching fear
The Mother of All Fears: losing power
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, tweaking the message at July 03, 2010 12:55 PM (JrRME)
"Over-the-top assertions of bad faith" in Obama, or "advocating voting against Democrats, or in favor of third-party or GOP candidates; broad-brush smears against Democrats generally; broad expressions of contempt toward Democrats generally."
Keeping fucking that chicken, I guess.
Posted by: Truman North at July 03, 2010 12:57 PM (FjC5u)
Lie, whine that you are being obstructed, shout elementary school taunts at everyone who's bothering you with trying to get information, give an incorrect 7th grade level explanation that distorts everything, scream "racism" and threaten to sue/confiscate/arrest/tax but maintain that you will never sue/confiscate/arrest/tax and then scream about how you know what it means to be American even though you think America has been an evil, hateful nation for the whole of its existence ...
Then, run off to play golf (though I'm not sure that a score in the hundreds can be considered "playing golf").
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 03, 2010 12:58 PM (Qp4DT)
Yes. I've got perfectly creased hobo overalls.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 12:58 PM (554T5)
Yes, Democrat Overlords, we will obey.
Just that. Or variations. Everyone else will be banned.
Posted by: Democratic Underground at July 03, 2010 12:59 PM (ZXnUe)
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 12:59 PM (aOKEC)
\Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 04:58 PM (554T5)
I've creamed myself at the thought.
Posted by: David Brooks at July 03, 2010 01:00 PM (ZXnUe)
Is it racism or blasphemy if you disagree with Obumbles? I forget which.
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 04:59 PM (aOKEC)
Both
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:01 PM (t72+4)
OT: RNC changes presidential primary rules to keep states from front-loading, and keep front-loading states from being winner-take-alls.
I call it the anti-McCain rule
Posted by: Truman North at July 03, 2010 01:02 PM (FjC5u)
They have finally reached Stage 2: Anger.
There is really no denying that Obama has been a failure on every front. Even his lone "success" -- health care -- had to be done with corruption, bullying and nothing good will come of it, for anyone.
Combine that with the oil spill, bobbling Afghanistan and general tomfoolery on the world stage and you get liberals in a state of grief.
Right now, they're lashing out. Next: depression. I'm thinking that will be November, although I'm not sure how the lame duck shenanigans will effect them.
They really do think they can be persuasive and that they don't have to resort to slimy tricks.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 01:02 PM (G6Faf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2010 01:03 PM (qA8cF)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2010 01:04 PM (I49Jm)
Barry 2010: 60 Rules to protect civil discourse in DU
LOL
Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2010 01:04 PM (HjPtV)
OT: RNC changes presidential primary rules to keep states from front-loading, and keep front-loading states from being winner-take-alls.
I call it the anti-McCain rule
Posted by: Truman North at July 03, 2010 05:02 PM (FjC5u)
McCain or not, the GOP had to keep the increasingly long campaign season from stretching on.
This sounds very good. If a state wants to go early, go ahead, but if delegates are split, then the impact is muted.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 01:05 PM (G6Faf)
I'm guessing that, privately, ol' Henry would consider that a compliment.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 03, 2010 01:05 PM (554T5)
Both
Black Jesus. Got it.
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 05:02 PM (aOKEC)
Well, all except the Bible says Jesus will come back with an iron staff and our current messiah wields a nine iron daily, besides that, the similarities are striking.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:05 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: dogfish at July 03, 2010 01:06 PM (Pe+0s)
somewhat related...
♫sometimes I feel...
♫sometimes I feeee-eeee-eeel...
(okay, someone else pick it up from here)
Posted by: i like chubby asian chicks at July 03, 2010 01:07 PM (6cqZX)
I resemble that remark.
Yeah, me too.
I shoot golf in the mid eighties. If it gets any warmer than that, I go home and get into some air conditioning.
*rimshot* Try the veal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 03, 2010 01:07 PM (i3AsK)
My best prediction of Obama's behavior for the '12 election if the numbers don't go his way and Republicans have a strong candidate?
O'Bumbles will pardon his bro William "Cold Cash" Jefferson as a final act of defiance towards the evil white man.
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 01:07 PM (v1gw3)
I said bad words. Should I denounce myself?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:07 PM (UOM48)
Democrats 2009-This the moment the Earth begins to heal itself, the oceans recede, and Michelle becomes attractive.
Democrats 2010-This is the moment to shut your fucking mouth, swallow your damn pride...and don't notice how big that bitch is, either.
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 01:09 PM (aOKEC)
'Tard, McShame, Miss Lindsey, and Dr. Phyllis go into a gay bar in Baghdad....
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:09 PM (v1gw3)
..........The Aristocrats !
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:10 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: PJ at July 03, 2010 01:11 PM (dLFNL)
Posted by: Jay Leno at July 03, 2010 01:12 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2010 01:12 PM (qA8cF)
A people's revolution always ends in a purge...people's committee formed for the purpose of deciding who hangs first?
Posted by: PJ at July 03, 2010 05:11 PM (dLFNL)
Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 01:13 PM (v1gw3)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at July 03, 2010 01:13 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 03, 2010 01:14 PM (OMRnD)
A: Bo has papers.
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at July 03, 2010 01:14 PM (fwW9R)
A: America !
Posted by: Jimmy Fallon at July 03, 2010 01:14 PM (fwW9R)
The runaway bride can't help it if she was born without eye lids. Madame McBlinky chooses to have forehead stapled to the back of her neck every other month.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:14 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 01:15 PM (2xG4a)
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Posted by: David Letterman at July 03, 2010 01:16 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: Jay Leno at July 03, 2010 01:17 PM (fwW9R)
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Posted by: David Letterman at July 03, 2010 01:17 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 03, 2010 04:58 PM (Qp4DT)
He's just being economically frugal. He gets a better value out of the round if he hits the ball 120 or so times, instead of just 75 or 80.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2010 01:18 PM (vsdBT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 01:19 PM (2xG4a)
Daddy, how come those evil stormtroopers just took mommy away in handcuffs and shoved her into the trash compactor ?
Posted by: Malia at July 03, 2010 01:19 PM (t72+4)
No truer words, ITC.
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 01:20 PM (fwW9R)
New word for blogging ingsoc: DUckspeak
Posted by: minitrue at July 03, 2010 01:21 PM (swuwV)
I know this is off-topic and a little blue, but do you think Obumbles drops down on Michelle from time to time?
Heh, hen's teeth. Always makes me laugh. Same goes for "pickle licker". 
Posted by: gator at July 03, 2010 01:21 PM (aOKEC)
My biggest dream is to one day hump a little white cooter, but only if Michelle doesn't find out because she loves the Lorena Bobbitt story.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2010 01:21 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 01:22 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:24 PM (UOM48)
I have been accused of many evil acts, and I will neither confirm nor deny any of the accusations, but my new shipment of VooDoo dolls is arrriving from Port au Prince next week.
Posted by: Carl Rove at July 03, 2010 01:24 PM (v1gw3)
Well if it were me I would start by inserting an axe handle up his ass to the hilt and then kicking it off.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Sam Whittemore at July 03, 2010 01:25 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 01:26 PM (2xG4a)
My biggest dream is to one day hump a little white cooter, but only if Michelle doesn't find out because she loves the Lorena Bobbitt story.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 03, 2010 05:21 PM (v1gw3)
*heartache*
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at July 03, 2010 01:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2010 01:27 PM (qA8cF)
Posted by: phreshone at July 03, 2010 01:27 PM (1AnxB)
They believe in that religion-y stuff, etc, etc
They say something good about Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ron Paul, etc etc
They behave like a jerk
They make derogatory comments about my photos
They make derogatory comments about my cult friends
They reference enemies of the people like Ace, Atlas, PJM, Instapundit, Hot Air, Yid with Lid, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
Posted by: Charles Comic Bookstore Johnson at July 03, 2010 01:28 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at July 03, 2010 01:30 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Pat Fenis at July 03, 2010 01:32 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 01:32 PM (2xG4a)
Me too. DU will finally be a safe haven for people like us.
Posted by: Richard Head at July 03, 2010 01:33 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:33 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 01:34 PM (ioDSu)
So Al Gore, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, and Will Folks walk into a Hooters.....
Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at July 03, 2010 05:30 PM (UOM4
A couple of months later a poodle gives birth to pups that look astoundingly like all four.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:35 PM (t72+4)
Countdown to Daytona!
Posted by: Fireball Roberts at July 03, 2010 05:27 PM (v1gw3)
Yea, I'm doublin' down for the good old boys tonight. It's gonna be a lots of bumpin' and grindin' through the turns and I'm hope to win another for daddy.
Posted by: Junior at July 03, 2010 01:36 PM (v1gw3)
If only the inbred drunks of Albuquerque would start catching on. Just went out for a snack at Sonic and saw two Ob+ma bumper stickers in the parking lot. Obots are still all over the place.
Posted by: DSkinner at July 03, 2010 01:39 PM (VSuDa)
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 05:39 PM (5I8G0)
That porn ain't gonna watch itself.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:40 PM (eCAn3)
So the TSA is blocking certain controversial opinion websites from their employees. Umm, what the fuck are they doing surfing when they should be checking stealing stuff from luggage and shit?
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 05:39 PM (5I8G0)
FIFY
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:40 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 01:41 PM (ioDSu)
"Stand up, private! Aw hell, God love ya. When ya gettin' your prosthetic legs, son? Did I ever tell you the time I parachuted into the middle of a fire fight in 'Nam? One leg got nearly blown off and I had to sew the damned thing back on myself. But enough about me...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:42 PM (UOM48)
So Obama can't even unite Democratic Underground?
Truly he is the Son of Carter.
Posted by: nickless at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (MMC8r)
And you guys thought I never had sex with that rabid swamp rabbit. Hell, I fucked the shit out of it right after the cameras got turned off.
Posted by: Jimmy Cartrer at July 03, 2010 01:43 PM (t72+4)
If you want to see a real fag, just look at Lindsey Graham of South Carolina.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 03, 2010 05:40 PM (v1gw3)
You still packin fudge?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:43 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: MJ at July 03, 2010 01:44 PM (BKOsZ)
They're just checking out the essential 37% of the Internet.
Posted by: Richard Head at July 03, 2010 01:44 PM (c0A3e)
Me as well Mr. Head.
Posted by: Michael Hunt at July 03, 2010 01:44 PM (VSuDa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM48)
Don't taze me Bro!
Posted by: sickinmass at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (tamie)
It's in the Paper, so it must be a fact!(bonus points for anyone who gets the movie reference)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:46 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: flying buttress at July 03, 2010 01:46 PM (wY1nI)
I, for one, am relieved that people will no longer be making ad hominem attacks about people's names.
I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment.
Posted by: Britney's Clitoris at July 03, 2010 01:46 PM (v1gw3)
I hereby swear and affirm, I will not be seeking to have my head carved on Mt. Rushmore. I am an abject failure.
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 01:47 PM (ioDSu)
Good catch Blazer.
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 05:42 PM (5I8G0)
I say that because my ex-sister in law who was convicted of credit card fraud from swiping peoples numbers at her job at a convenience store got a job with the TSA at RIC airport afterwards. Imagine our shock when she was let go from doing exactly what I described above, stealing shit from peoples luggage.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:47 PM (t72+4)
As soon as he figures out which Presidents he doesn't want up there anymore.
/There isn't any more carvable rock on Rushmore.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 01:47 PM (c0A3e)
CONGRATS!
God bless them boys and girls in service to our country, they are the best of us.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:47 PM (eCAn3)
131 Glancing at the title I thought it was about little green fisters.
LGF? Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 03, 2010 01:48 PM (zgZzy)
So how soon will Captain Kick Ass begin working to have his mug carved on Mt. Rushmore?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (UOM4
That will be a prime target for the star Wormwood. God really doesn't like that motherfucker as it is, it will be like painting a bulls-eye on the landscape.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:49 PM (t72+4)
- Geographic region or place of origin.
Sounds like something a Patagonian.would say. You aint one of them Patagonians, are you boy?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 03, 2010 01:50 PM (SeTb6)
As soon as he figures out which Presidents he doesn't want up there anymore.
/There isn't any more carvable rock on Rushmore.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (c0A3e)
He'll just have Washington's kisser painted black, cut his hair into a nappy do, and make the eyes more googly. Oh yea, dress him in a snappy zoot suit with fob, fedora with feather, and a diamond earring.
Posted by: Britney's Clitoris at July 03, 2010 01:50 PM (v1gw3)
So how soon will Captain Kick Ass begin working to have his mug carved on Mt. Rushmore?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (UOM4
Pretty sure there's a federal law that says something about defiling a public monument.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:51 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Joan Rivers at July 03, 2010 01:53 PM (8WOM0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:53 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 01:54 PM (ioDSu)
Anyone remember the WH Christmas "ornament" some Obamatard made with Jugears mug on Mt. Rushmore? I think it was hanging somewhere near the Mao ornament. Touching.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 05:53 PM (UOM4
The only way to remove the taint from the Whitehouse after Wee-Wee and his classless Klingon vacate it is to burn it down and start over from scratch.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:55 PM (eCAn3)
You know Rahm, this Cloward and Piven thing works better than I ever imagined. What else can we do to fuck the American people?
Posted by: B H Obama at July 03, 2010 01:56 PM (v1gw3)
- Broad-brush smears toward law enforcement or military service members.
- Advocating the defeat of the US military, attack against the US, or other overtly anti-American sentiment.
Well, guess that actually puts them one step above the actual Democrats in DC.
- Asking for medical advice.
What now?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 03, 2010 01:56 PM (SeTb6)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 05:54 PM (ioDSu)
I'll take a freedom loving patriotic right winger nut over Obam-Mao any day.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 01:57 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 01:57 PM (kFytp)
Posted by: David Brooks at July 03, 2010 05:57 PM (ZXnUe)
Liberalism is a persistent vegatative state.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 01:58 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Corona at July 03, 2010 01:58 PM (woZIc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 01:59 PM (UOM48)
I have begun to question some of President Obama's programs, but irrespective of my concerns, I would still suck his dick.
Posted by: Miss Chris Matthews at July 03, 2010 01:59 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 02:00 PM (kFytp)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:00 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Bush at July 03, 2010 02:01 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: tedious, banal, intractably dull libtard troll at July 03, 2010 02:02 PM (UOM48)
Even though I'm married to a professor, I still get a little tingly when listening to President Obama, and if the circumstance was right, I might consider a little light petting fucking his brains out.
Posted by: Kirsten Powers at July 03, 2010 02:02 PM (v1gw3)
Going forward, members who break the rules repeatedly will be automatically brought up for regular reviews in the Moderator Forum. When this occurs, the moderators will take a look at the member's recent activity to decide whether it is appropriate to take any additional enforcement action: sending a private message, sending a warning, handing out a suspension, or banning someone outright.
Welcome to the Re-education Forum, Comrade Poster. Enjoy your stay.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 03, 2010 02:02 PM (SeTb6)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 02:02 PM (kFytp)
So, is this a new lefty cocksucker troll, or a
used one?
I think the "simple Sarah" is the mark that it is Raygun.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 05:58 PM (OWjjx)
Raygun would beg his momma for some early allowance money just to have the privilege of drinking a few drops of champagne from Sarah Palin's high heel shoe.
And by drink it up I mean he would lap it up like someone who was stranded in the Sahara for a week and happened upon an oasis by chance.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:03 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 02:03 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 02:05 PM (ioDSu)
So Raygun walks into a bar with Al Gore, a poodle, and Larry Marchant......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:05 PM (UOM4
......and I call it....the Aristocrats !
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:06 PM (t72+4)
So, DU is basically the FrumForum?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 03, 2010 02:08 PM (SeTb6)
I fully support the DemocracticUnderground's new posting rules. Have to keep the wingnuts at bay, y'know. And the Birchers, as well. Maybe the Whigs, too.
Posted by: Charles "doubleplusgood duckspeaker" Johnson at July 03, 2010 02:08 PM (cekJT)
You SHALL exalt The One.
You SHALL look in awe upon The One.
The One makes no mistakes.
The One commits no errors.
The One is all.
Posted by: GarandFan at July 03, 2010 02:08 PM (6mwMs)
It's solve, not handle!
WTF is wrong with you assholes?
Oscar II was no Lorenz, but you fuckers aren't even Oscar II.
Posted by: Richard Rodgers at July 03, 2010 02:09 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MJ at July 03, 2010 02:10 PM (BKOsZ)
I think Bandini Mountain would be far more appropriate. Maybe put Carter up there too.
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:10 PM (fwW9R)
Back later as I need to haul my kids to soccer, mostly paid for by taxpayer money. Amen.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 02:10 PM (ioDSu)
Have to keep the wingnuts at bay, y'know. And the Birchers, as well. Maybe the Whigs, too.
Robert Stacy McCain and the Texas school board will bring down our democracy!
Afternoon/ Evening Moe Rons.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:10 PM (0pYSi)
So Raygun walks into a bar with Al Gore, a poodle, and Larry Marchant......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:05 PM (UOM4
heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:07 PM (UOM4
I'm pretty sure it ends with the poodle jack-rabbiting raygun up the butt while Larry Merchant is taking a dump on his chest and Al Gore is in the corner sitting in a chair whacking off like a mad man trying to free his Second Chakra from bondage.
O.k., maybe not, but thats what popped in my head anyway.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2010 02:12 PM (U5btG)
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 06:11 PM (t72+4)
Interesting. Was it a Cleveland Steamer though?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:12 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at July 03, 2010 02:13 PM (ADJFU)
These liberal web site don't like people calling the President "Barry". Hey that's cool with me, I never call the cock sucker Barry?
I call him Barry when I am feeling especially charitable.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:13 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MJ at July 03, 2010 02:15 PM (BKOsZ)
Maybe we can invite the British back over to finish their job. Although from the look of things over there, I don't think they have the fortitude anymore.
Posted by: Michael Hunt at July 03, 2010 02:16 PM (VSuDa)
Posted by: unknown jane at July 03, 2010 02:16 PM (5/yRG)
These new posting rules are for the benefit of the entire DU. Look how good it worked for LGF!
Differing opinions just confuse the masses, after all.
Posted by: Charles ""denial's not a river in Egypt" Johnson at July 03, 2010 02:17 PM (cekJT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:18 PM (UOM48)
Maybe we can invite the British back over to finish their job. Although from the look of things over there, I don't think they have the fortitude anymore.
Posted by: Michael Hunt at July 03, 2010 06:16 PM (VSuDa)
Yea, I wouldn't exactly count on them anymore, they have crossed the fold. A lil' bit of trivia here. What is the only American city to be burned down in war three times ? Hint, it's where I live.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:18 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2010 02:18 PM (7b1Uc)
I am the Mallamu, I am one of you, please leave my posts alone and quit dropping the Ts. Hypocrites we are all as we expect others to pay for our kids, but we refuse to pay for our own. Amen
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 02:20 PM (ioDSu)
LOL ... but what does this have to do with the Indonesian Imbecile?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 03, 2010 02:20 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:18 PM (UOM4
That would be the first thing I would do my first day in office as a slap in the face to Barky.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:20 PM (t72+4)
What is the only American city to be burned down in war three times ? Hint, it's where I live.
Las Vegas.
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 03, 2010 02:20 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: unknown jane at July 03, 2010 02:21 PM (5/yRG)
Blazer, I have no clue. Richmond?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:20 PM (UOM4
Yep, the British burned it down in 1776, 1812 and the Confederates burned it down in the Civil War rather than conceding it to the Union.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:22 PM (t72+4)
Does winning sports championships constitute a "war" .....cause that would put us in the 6 or 7 times catagory.
Good point.
Posted by: Rodney King at July 03, 2010 02:23 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:24 PM (UOM48)
Yeah, a colonoscopy.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2010 06:23 PM (7b1Uc)
Optical-Anal Inversion.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:24 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: unknown jane at July 03, 2010 02:26 PM (5/yRG)
Nothing wrong with these rules:
Telling someone to 'shut up,' 'screw you,' 'go away,' 'f--k off,' or the like;" "belittling someone for being new or having a low post count; "negatively 'calling out' someone who is not participating in the discussion." Insensitivity, which includes "weight or other physical characteristics" and "use of insensitive terminology." "A sustained or organized effort to demean, belittle, bully, or ostracize another person; digging up or posting personal information about any private individual, on DU or elsewhere; stalking someone across discussion threads or forums."
Posted by: CJ at July 03, 2010 02:26 PM (O27Qg)
Posted by: CJ at July 03, 2010 02:27 PM (O27Qg)
That would be my second. The first? I'd address the nation with the following:
Good morning, America.
Everything that guy, Obama, just did was bullshit.
Thank you and good day.
Posted by: Candidate Vincent LaGuardia Gambini at July 03, 2010 02:28 PM (swuwV)
Blazer, I thought you were asking what city the British had burned down.
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 06:26 PM (5I8G0)
Well they burned down Washington D.C. twice as they did Richmond however, the Confederates themselves set fire to Richmond rather than concede it to the Union in the spoils of war.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:30 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Mallamutt aka (OWjjx) at July 03, 2010 02:31 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:32 PM (UOM48)
I gotta tell you, life as a mean-spirited, black-hearted, evil conservative misanthropic curmudgeon is a hell of a lot more fun than being nice.
Gentlemen - to Evil! *raises brandy glass*
Posted by: Zimriel at July 03, 2010 02:32 PM (aAzM2)
Good morning, America.
Everything that guy, Obama, just did was bullshit.
Thank you and good day.
Posted by: Candidate Vincent LaGuardia Gambini at July 03, 2010 06:28 PM (swuwV)
I think that's too nuanced for the 52% crowd.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 03, 2010 02:32 PM (oIp16)
How Do You Handle a Problem Like Obama? —Dave In Texas
That's easy, Get a Rope. Oh that's right I can't say stuff like that anymore 'cause I'm a Democrat and the only reason I joined the Klan and became a high ranking member in the first place was to garner good ol' boy votes.
Posted by: Sen. Robert Byrd's Ghost at July 03, 2010 02:33 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at July 03, 2010 02:35 PM (ADJFU)
Good question. Or should I say, "Trick question"? There is no clean end to a turd.
Posted by: Porta-Potty at July 03, 2010 02:37 PM (swuwV)
To evil! *clink*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:38 PM (fwW9R)
Okay, okay, I'll be polite, Will never mention the sellout of the United States, birth certificates, madrasas, Billy Ayers, Tony Rezko, "Reverend" Wright, Eric Holder, Black Panthers, ass-kissing of terrorists, teleprompters, the shattered economy or the BP spill again. Not ever.
*crosses fingers*
Oh, BTW: Posted by: nerdygirl at July 03, 2010 05:03 PM
You wanna think about that one a li'l bitty? It's not kosher, IYKWIMAITYD....
Posted by: Wannabe Crazed Sex Poodle at July 03, 2010 02:39 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 03, 2010 02:40 PM (8WOM0)
I think Escape From New York had it right. Just wall off NYC, SF, LA, Chicago, Detroit and all the other liberal bastions of thoughtlessness and let them practice whatever the fuck they want inside the walls. If they try to come out, shoot 'em.
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 06:39 PM (5I8G0)
Snake Plisken , I thought you were dead ?
Posted by: The Brain at July 03, 2010 02:40 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: unknown jane at July 03, 2010 02:41 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:41 PM (fwW9R)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2010 02:41 PM (7b1Uc)
That being said, there are cheaper brands coming out that are good. And yeah, they're for both sexes.
*hides in shame that I know this stuff*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 02:42 PM (UOM48)
I will not allow my kids to shine shoes, as the public needs to pay for them. Evil is good, and good is evil.
Posted by: Mallamutt aka (OWjjx) at July 03, 2010 02:42 PM (ioDSu)
Okay, I think I might have broken my hand earlier
Typing with one hand? I've gotten pretty adept at it.
Posted by: Will Folks at July 03, 2010 02:43 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Mallamutt aka (OWjjx) at July 03, 2010 06:31 PM (ioDSu)
there are 30,000 words used in conversational English, and this is all you could come up with? I've seen cockroaches with better language usage than you. For fuck's sake son, you could staple random words on a herd of sheep and get better sentences than you put together. About the only thing positive you might be able to get from your retarded shit, is the warning signs of allowing your children to attend public schools.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:43 PM (eCAn3)
Good job Raygun......now, go get your shinebox.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 06:40 PM (OWjjx)
Shining shoes would be too much like making a hard honest living to raygun. I'm sure he's perfectly happy with the care packages consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cheetos his momma throws down the basement steps from time to time.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:44 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:45 PM (fwW9R)
To evil! *clink*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 06:37 PM (UOM4
Lemme go crack the Laphroaig!
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:46 PM (eCAn3)
(and everyone thought it was going to be Zach Greinke).
The greatness that is Ubaldo Jimenez is pitching tonight.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:46 PM (0pYSi)
I know I suck. Why are you paying for my kids who will in turn expand my simple mindedness?
Isn't free public birth control cheaper? Why am I so dumb?
Posted by: Mallamutt aka (OWjjx) at July 03, 2010 02:46 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: unknown jane at July 03, 2010 02:47 PM (5/yRG)
I know someone who has a herd of sheep. Now we have a new drinking game.
Thanks Uncle Facts!
Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2010 02:47 PM (H+LJc)
I know someone who has a herd of sheep. Now we have a new drinking game.
Thanks Uncle Facts!
Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2010 06:47 PM (H+LJc)
Always thought that would be a killer drinking game. Problem is, most farmers don't like you fucking with their animals in any way, shape, or form.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:48 PM (eCAn3)
Those little bastards should be eradicated from the face of the earth, godamm every last one of them.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Guido Santucci at July 03, 2010 02:50 PM (2DxKT)
Thanks, Delta. This is the reason I buy the MLB game package. Can watch Strassberg and Jimenez pitch all in the same night.
No problem. I was going to go but I spent 150 bucks last week when they were playing the Red Sox.
Better to watch on TV. You need all the help you can get btw. Your wife has all the bragging rights this season. She's a Cardinal fan right?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:51 PM (0pYSi)
Thanks, CDR M, but I didn't really inhale, it just got in my clothes and hair. And I've got a pretty good range of motion in the hand, no need to get in line behind half of LA's illegal population at the ER. I'm icing it and the purple color is fascinating, lol.
I'm a pretty tough old broad. But my neighbor is 75 and was home alone and totally freaked out when I started hollering at the top of my lungs that something was on fire in the back of her house and running like mad to help her. Poor thing, I guess I should have hung around and helped her settle, but the fire was out and I needed a beer.
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:52 PM (fwW9R)
I resent the fact that you imply, that my dear bible makes no sense at all. GD you all, for you shall pay.
Posted by: Mallamutt aka (OWjjx) at July 03, 2010 02:52 PM (ioDSu)
9 a.m. - Flag burning (Obama, Pelosi presiding)
10 a.m. - Bill Ayers invited to urinate on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
11 a.m. - Elena Kagan defecates on Constitution
12 noon - Select readings from the Communist Manifesto
1-4 p.m. - Hugo Chavez 3-hour harangue on "the TRUE meaning of social democracy."
5 p.m. - Moment of silence. All hail Marx and Lenin.
5:15-7 p.m. - Remarks by Robert Mugabe, followed by traditional Zimbabwean barbecue.
7-9 p.m. - Two Hours Hate (unhinged hatred, incitements to violence against prominent conservatives encouraged)
9-11 p.m. - Barack Obama will lead an enraged, subliterate socialist mob on a home invasion robbery spree in one of Washington's nicer neighborhoods (Bring the kids! It's an all-you-can-carry affair!)
11-12 - New Black Panther Party, various Justice Dept. officials to beat elderly McCain voters with billy clubs, iron rods, celebrate the end of American freedom
12 midnight - Closing ceremony
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 03, 2010 02:54 PM (1kwr2)
Granny used to mix ammonia and water, soak a cotton ball and hold it on the wound.
Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2010 02:55 PM (H+LJc)
You got me. Gives it a more limey taste.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 02:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 02:56 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 03, 2010 06:54 PM (1kwr2)
Heh. Nice.
What about the vigil at Ted Kennedy's grave after the Ayers urination?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 02:57 PM (0pYSi)
Note-to-self: Stay away from rural American livestock... this includes SHEEP!
Posted by: Omar Jihadi at July 03, 2010 02:58 PM (swuwV)
Damn, Blazer. Those thing can really fuck you up.
Granny used to mix ammonia and water, soak a cotton ball and hold it on the wound.
Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2010 06:55 PM (H+LJc)
The only thing that will make me feel better is a flame thrower and hearing the lamentations of their women and children as I eradicate them from the face of the planet.
Bastards.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 02:59 PM (t72+4)
I dunno. Didn't one of Herr Morgenholz's pigs win the Miss Congeniality award recently?
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 02:59 PM (fwW9R)
Yes.
Posted by: Mallamutt at July 03, 2010 06:57 PM (OWjjx)
I'm kind of liking the cut of their jib after LaRussa's comments about the Arizona bill last week.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 03:00 PM (0pYSi)
Well, this explains a lot. Kathleen Parker and Obama are cousins:
http://tinyurl.com/37nqc7e
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at July 03, 2010 06:59 PM (oCbrd)
I'm pretty sure if Kathleen really dug deep she would find that Neville Chamberlain and Benadict Arnold were also distant cousins of hers.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 03:01 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Lawrinse O'Donnell at July 03, 2010 03:01 PM (kb0wl)
Posted by: UGrev at July 03, 2010 03:05 PM (862vz)
From that pedigree tree, she's probably more closely related to Kevin Bacon. Nothing to be proud of, Kathleen. I'm guessing she's more excited about the relationship than Obama's Kenyan brother.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 03, 2010 03:08 PM (swuwV)
If the morons are expected to not sock-puppet real people (like Allahpundit), why is a troll (ioDSu) allowed to use Mallamutt's nick? Can we shit-can this loser please?
Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 03:08 PM (O627A)
Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 06:59 PM (fwW9R)
The contest was rigged, apparently that sow was giving all the judges a turn.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 03:08 PM (eCAn3)
Jimenez starts the All -Star game or is he pitching next Sunday?
He should. I think his next start would be next Thursday or Friday. So he should be able to go an inning or two.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 03:09 PM (0pYSi)
How Do You Handle a Problem Like Obama?
By breaking a night stick off in his ass while he's trying to clamor back over the Berlin Wall.
Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: Ronald Reagan at July 03, 2010 03:09 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 03, 2010 06:54 PM (1kwr2)
That post is a lie. No Democrat is up by 9am.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 03:10 PM (G6Faf)
Exactly, I agree, as MM is talking about real important BS, like pro baseball.
Posted by: Lame at July 03, 2010 03:12 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Pushin Stool at July 03, 2010 07:15 PM (0pYSi)
With every shot so far
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at July 03, 2010 03:17 PM (eCAn3)
Hell, after a couple of days of raygun's material, I miss bilal. At least bilal is a true believer, even if he is a woman-hating, psychopath. raygun's just a 13 year old with a bad case of acne and an internet connection.
Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 03:20 PM (O627A)
Posted by: Lame at July 03, 2010 03:21 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: keninnorcal at July 03, 2010 03:30 PM (57BYM)
In the meantime I'm on D'oh's laptop through his crackberry.
Anyhow, carry on and have fun. I'll talk to you guys whenever Comcast fixes this shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 03:33 PM (IoIwA)
Sounds like a BP twin. Why can't private business run things as well as the government?
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 03:35 PM (ioDSu)
you can't play [a guitar solo], because you play bass.
In six or seven minutes I will beg to differ.
Posted by: Peter Hook at July 03, 2010 03:37 PM (aAzM2)
Posted by: sybilll at July 03, 2010 03:37 PM (tCU8f)
Then later, like just before leaving for boot camp last October, he'd ask, "Dad, why the heck do we have to spend all day cleaning the yard when it's just going to look like crap again in a few days?"
Boy had a point.
Put some baking soda made into a paste with hot water on the bite. Seriously. It saved the life of a horse I had years ago who was stung by an entire wasp nest. Baking soda and hot water for 30 minutes, then ice, rinse repeat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 03:39 PM (IoIwA)
Well, this explains a lot. Kathleen Parker and Obama are cousins
I feel significantly dumber for having read that. If she's saying she has as insatiable an appetite for cock as Stanley Ann Dunham, I guess that makes sense.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2010 03:41 PM (md/wF)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 03, 2010 03:41 PM (+2M5d)
Hello you bunch of assholes, drunks, loose women, and general window-lickers. What have I missed?
Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 03:43 PM (ILfby)
Peaches, take care. *psst. If you go to the ER and get pain meds, let me know* Seriously, I'm still getting over a cracked, bruised rib and my douchebag doc told me to just take some Tylenol. A friend gave me a vicodan that I broke into fourths and got me through the first miserable days.
Later, guys. Comcast bites.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2010 03:44 PM (IoIwA)
PH. Wasps stings are alkaline, baking soda is base. They neutralize each other to a ph of around 7.
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 03:44 PM (ioDSu)
In case you haven't read the details, this is probably the worst gun law ever written.
After the Supreme Court declared the prior gun law unconstitutional, Mayor Daley generated a new one for those lucky enough to live in Chicago:
Daley's new rules include:
- Under Daley's ordinances, handgun owners would need to register all their guns with the city so police know how many weapons are in each home, and would also be required to have a valid Firearm Owner's ID card.
- It requires firearms training, both in a classroom and a firing range.
- Chicago residents would be able to register no more than one handgun per month for each adult in a home. The ordinance "generally prohibits the possession of a handgun by any person except in the person's home," according to a city news release.
- Only one firearm can be kept in immediately operable condition in each home. Other guns must be broken down or have trigger locks in place.
- Assault weapons are banned, as is the possession of ammunition by anyone who does not have a valid FOID card and registration for a gun of the same caliber.
- Applicants must be at least 21 years old, unless a parent signs for a child age 18 or older.
- To protect the city against costs for a lawsuit in case a police officer shoots an armed person while responding to a home, Daley also said the city will pursue legislation at the state and federal levels granting liability immunity for first responders and the city.
- The ordinance bars anyone from possessing a handgun outside a home, which excludes garages, outdoor areas, hotel rooms and group-living quarters.
- Would-be gun owners must take a training course with a minimum of one hour on the range and four hours in the classroom before obtaining a permit to a keep a weapon in the home.
- The ordinance prohibits sawed-off shotguns, assault weapons and “unsafe” handguns.
- It also requires guns kept in homes with minors under age 18 to be secured when they are not in the possession of the owner.
- Penalties for not complying with the proposed law range from $1,000 to 90 days in jail.
- And, as proposed by powerful Ald. Edward Burke, 14th, the new ordinance would create a gun-offender registry to be posted on line by the police department. Anyone convicted of unlawful use or illegal possession of a weapon would be required to register with the police for a four-year period.
- Each individual is entitled to have one “firearm assembled and operable in the home. All other firearms kept or possessed by that person in his home shall be broken down in a non-functioning state or shall have a trigger lock or other mechanism, other than the firearm safety mechanism, designed to render the firearm temporarily inoperable.”
- If there is someone in home under age 18 who “is likely to gain access to the firearm,” a gun must be in the owner’s possession, fitted with a safety mechanism rendering it inoperable or unloaded with the ammunition in a securely locked container.
- To register handguns, a resident must first get a “Chicago Firearm Permit” from the police department. A permit would cost $100 every three years.
- People who have been convicted of a violent crime, two or more driving-under-the-influence charges or unlawful use of a firearm could not get a permit.
- Once obtained, residents must then register each weapon. That would cost $15 every three years per weapon.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 03, 2010 03:46 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 03:47 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: dagny at July 03, 2010 03:49 PM (Qtyxn)
Do you really object to the firearms training?
Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 07:47 PM (O627A)
No, I actually support firearms training. I have a concealed weapon permit. I object to the prohibitive cost to register as a firearm owner and also the cost to register each firearm. Then on top of that they would force you to pay those costs every three years. I live in Utah, so I obviously don't have to deal with that, but I do feel for the people of Chicago who would like to own a firearm.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 03, 2010 03:52 PM (YVZlY)
It's definitely Raykon: obsessed with both Palin and procreation as well as for being boring.
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 03:54 PM (BP6Z1)
but I do feel for the people of Chicago who would like to own a firearm.
Yeah but thanks to strict gun control Chicago has a low crime rate and very few gun related crimes. ///
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 03:54 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 03:55 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 03:55 PM (2xG4a)
It's definitely Raykon: obsessed with both Palin and procreation as well as for being boring.
Andi Sullivan trolls AOS huh. Interesting.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 03:56 PM (0pYSi)
So you're saying high pH + high pH neutralize each other to... a neutral pH? Good thing, Jimmy, you stuck with your day job playing guitar rather than playing doctor.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 03, 2010 03:56 PM (swuwV)
- Once obtained, residents must then register each weapon. That would cost $15 every three years per weapon.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 03, 2010 07:46 PM (YVZlY)
I wonder what the liberals and ACLU would say if you had to take a civics test and pay $115 every three years to exercise your right to vote? Or did we already find that out.
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 03:57 PM (fwSHf)
PH. Wasps stings are acidic, baking soda is base. They neutralize each other to a ph of around 7.
This site is changing my words again.
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 04:00 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2010 04:01 PM (Um3jj)
Yes Robert, that is what I have always preached... You bring order, I bring chaos.
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 04:02 PM (ioDSu)
Here's the rest of the article from the journalist that provided the breakdown of the gun law:
First off the gun range requirements are clearly unconstitutional. You can't require expensive classes to take advantage of a right! And the idea that police and first responders can't do their job without a gun registry is patently idiotic. They do their job all across the country without such a registry. On top of that the people that would use guns for nefarious reasons, the ones that first responders need to fear, certainly wonÂ’t obey Daley's registration rules in the first place.
In fact, we already know that gun registries fail. The Canadians started one and the number of registrations is millions of guns under the estimated number of guns were there before the registry started.
And the rules of disassembling guns is also patently absurd. Not only is it unconstitutional to require people to take their firearms apart but there is no possible way to enforce the rule. Is every gun owner going to see a visit from the police to make sure they tore down their guns? That is hardly feasible, nor is it constitutional.
On top of all this, the city already has access to a registry of sorts. In Illinois every citizen that wants to buy firearms or ammunition must have a Firearms Owners ID Card that is registered with the State Police. You donÂ’t have to have this card just to own a gun, granted, but you have to have it to buy and sell.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 03, 2010 04:03 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Robert Plant at July 03, 2010 07:41 PM (+2M5d)
Hear, hear.
Posted by: David Coverdale at July 03, 2010 04:04 PM (X3yb3)
Posted by: Zombie John Bonham at July 03, 2010 04:05 PM (+2M5d)
Quit changing my words and I won't use that as an excuse. Make sense?
Posted by: Jimmy Page at July 03, 2010 04:05 PM (ioDSu)
So all this stuff about Bush imposing taxes fails because it's factually wrong. One doesn't chuckle ruefully or smile, one says "what the fuck is this moron smoking if he things Bush raised taxes?"
Same for the crap about worshipping Reagan (or Bush). That's pure projection from an Obama cultists, if you ask me. He knows it's wrong to adulate a politician, but he can't admit he's doing it himself so he displaces it onto us.
I doubt he'll pay attention to any of this. He has the vicious stupid persistence of the true fanatic. He has no life, no real identity, and has filled the hole in his soul with Obama.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 03, 2010 04:06 PM (cmdrQ)
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:07 PM (fwSHf)
Dude, nobody changed your words. You messed up the typing. Admit it and move on.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 04:08 PM (c0A3e)
Hear that, trollboy? In five years you'll be down at the mall handing out Scientology pamphlets and saving your money to buy an e-meter!
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 03, 2010 04:10 PM (cmdrQ)
I am not a gun owner (yet) and did not grow up in a household with guns, so I confess I am not as tuned into to the threats to gun rights that some of these regulations represent to gun owners. To me they just represent a form of regulation based on public safety issues, akin to the regulations that accompany motor vehicle operations. I realize that my perceptions are skewed by the fact that guns were not part of my family's culture growing up.
I concede that with the totalitarian leanings of the current administration, all these things that I see as mere regulations probably do represent ways to take away gun rights.
Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 04:11 PM (O627A)
Well summarized. No way Chicago's ordinance survives challenge.
The government cannot charge you for what God gave you. And the Fathers didn't put a limit on arms however the citizen, and not State, chooses to store them.
The Court should probably sanction Team Daley for what are becoming nuisance ordinances/suits.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 03, 2010 04:13 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Psychopomps at July 03, 2010 04:13 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 08:11 PM (O627A)
The severe ones like the Chicago regs are the same thing the democrats in the south did to the blacks with the Poll tax. If you make the right to onerous to enjoy people won't take advantage of it.
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:14 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 04:14 PM (2xG4a)
I don't think Ace is online tonight so who exactly is changing your words?
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 08:13 PM (5I8G0)
Even if he was I doubt ace would change one single thing. This ass maggot is doing a fine enough job as it is hoisting himself upon his own petard without any intervention or assistance.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 04:18 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Psychopomps at July 03, 2010 04:18 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 08:17 PM (5I8G0)
I saw that, did you notice that the one blonde chick was a college instructor and didn't know when we won independence?
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:19 PM (fwSHf)
Your whines of frustration amuse us.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 04:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 08:17 PM (5I8G0)
I saw that, did you notice that the one blonde chick was a college instructor and didn't know when we won independence?
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 08:19 PM (fwSHf)
--Bear in mind that this was in a "blue" state, and all the idiots live in Southern and other "red" states.
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 04:28 PM (BP6Z1)
There was a short troll singing pretty compellingly like Franky Valley on the news channel.
Piqued my interest it did.
Then there was a whole orchestrated cheesy medley number that I thought was fun to watch evolve. You just don't see things like this, nowadays and for good reason.
Made me smile.
And not ironically or knowingly, I was having fun.
Turns out it was the lead in to the Huckabee show...
How many times do you think that I should punch myself in the gut?
I'm pretty sure that I'm good for at least 15 energetic and vicious licks but I worry that I might lose steam...
I need a benchmark to strive for.
Posted by: Deety at July 03, 2010 04:29 PM (aVzyR)
Get grandpa to answer the questions.
How quickly our educational system has succeeded in dumbing down the population.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 03, 2010 04:29 PM (b8VPN)
Jay Leno has an unfair advantage in finding those stupid people, as there are products of the LAUSD all over the city. I spent one year on public HS in LA, then got moved across the street the the private school, which was a little better. Even at the private school, my AP US history made us write about the Monroe doctrine as "laizze-faire." Two z's, swear to God. Our public education system just sucks.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2010 04:32 PM (vsdBT)
How quickly our educational system has succeeded in dumbing down the population.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 03, 2010 08:29 PM (b8VPN)
Yeah that was definitely a future ad to get rid of Teachers Unions and the Department of Education. Grandpa got his education before either of those got rolling.
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:32 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 04:32 PM (2xG4a)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2010 04:33 PM (vsdBT)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 04:34 PM (kFytp)
Quit changing my words when they were, and I will quit claiming they were changed when they weren't. Amen.
Your whines of frustration amuse us.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)
You're too kind Krat. I'm practically beating my dick over his lamentations. Now absolute quiet, you guys are starting to break my concentration.
Posted by: Chucky Heston at July 03, 2010 04:35 PM (t72+4)
True about location but it was
also at a tourist attraction so it could be people from anywhere (one
Texas dude there in video at least).
Posted by: CDR M at July 03, 2010 08:31 PM (5I8G0)
--Yeah, makes sense. The age cohort speaks volumes about the NEA, its pomps and its works the last 40 years or so.
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 04:35 PM (BP6Z1)
Something that I think gets lost in the hurly-burly of daily life, for most of us.
Thank you for the reminder, eman.
Posted by: Deety at July 03, 2010 04:39 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 04:44 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 03, 2010 04:46 PM (cmdrQ)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 04:47 PM (kFytp)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 03, 2010 04:48 PM (cmdrQ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 03, 2010 08:48 PM (cmdrQ)
That is nice, I've always had the snoop dog one.
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:50 PM (fwSHf)
COMMANDER Q!
When there's trouble in the subway or a menace out at sea, who'll be there?
COMMANDER Q!
When our nation is in peril or our planet quakes in fear,
When there's no one else to save the day one hero will be near:
COMMANDER Q!
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 04:51 PM (cmdrQ)
Posted by: Psychopomps at July 03, 2010 04:52 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 04:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 04:54 PM (cmdrQ)
If we are nice to Raygun, he'll tell us his Alien abduction story again.
I love the way he stutters when he gets to the anal probing part.
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 08:47 PM (kFytp)
I used to laugh at stuff like that right up until Elvis landed in my back yard in a UFO and gave me a hair cut.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 04:54 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 04:57 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 08:54 PM (t72+4)
Before the probe or after?
Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 04:57 PM (fwSHf)
Okay.
But you'll probably have to quit your job and stay glued to your current PC commenting here and beat wherestherum to the 666 comment on the ONT, 7 tries out of 10.
I'm not saying that it's not a laudable goal and all, I just want you to be realistic about your expectations.
Posted by: Deety at July 03, 2010 04:58 PM (aVzyR)
Now start singing or it's time for the machines. You won't like the machines.
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:00 PM (cmdrQ)
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 05:00 PM (kFytp)
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:05 PM (ioDSu)
"You may support the Right, but to me you all look completely wrong."
See, that's clever. It uses two meanings of the word "right" (political faction and correct) and twists the "frame" midway through the sentence. It's called humor.
I mean, it's still pretty lame, but at least it's not TOTAL FUCKING NONSENSE like what you posted up there. Now try again, stupid.
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:06 PM (cmdrQ)
"hair cut"
That's a new one.
Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 09:00 PM (kFytp)
He wanted to take a dump on a glass coffee table while I was under it , but in the end, I was finally able to persuade him with sticking to giving bad hair cuts from a UFO.
Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:08 PM (t72+4)
Also, you shouldn't look like a completely hypocritical dickface when you're doing satire. Slamming conservatives for being inadequately Christian in practice has potential -- but not when you're being a jackass atheist mocking the whole idea of religion yourself.
Try again, stupid. This isn't hard, you know. Eight-year-olds on Pokemon forums can manage it, why can't you?
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:09 PM (cmdrQ)
I wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake."
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:11 PM (ioDSu)
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:12 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at July 03, 2010 05:14 PM (ADJFU)
That just needs to be savored, that right there.
Positively, Ace-like!
Posted by: Deety at July 03, 2010 05:15 PM (aVzyR)
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings...
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
Stupid stupid stupid cons its not not not has hard as it seems.
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:15 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Raykon's Blow-up Doll at July 03, 2010 05:22 PM (Le43a)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 05:22 PM (2xG4a)
10 points off for lack of originality
Now try again. We can keep this up all night until you finally say something worth reading.
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:23 PM (cmdrQ)
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:25 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: dead, not sleeping at July 03, 2010 05:26 PM (eBXw1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 05:27 PM (2xG4a)
Actually, I need air. I think I've got a leak somewhere.
Posted by: Raykon's Blow-up Doll at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (Le43a)
Let us all savor the irony of a troll who comes here to throw around insults and mockery trying to lecture us on the importance of "love."
Try again, stupid.
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:29 PM (cmdrQ)
The movie, "The Last Station", about Leo Tolstoy, please watch and weep.
You can twist it so many ways, as you always do, but he was speaking about HIM... And about how ridiculous it all is.
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (ioDSu)
None of this makes any fucking sense at all. It's a total non sequitur. And you shouldn't draw analogies to things you don't understand yourself.
Try one more time. And put down your older brother's bong before he gets home and kicks your ass.
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (cmdrQ)
Oh, now you're talking Tolstoy! Hawt! Never mind that what you know about Tolstoy would fit on one of my screen-printed fingernails with room to spare, the Tolstoy talk is getting me so tingly!
Posted by: Raykon's Blow-up Doll at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (Le43a)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Do you have a clue what I am talking about???
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (ADJFU)
So tell me, Trollboy, where's the love in your hateful messages about Reagan, Bush, or Sarah Palin?
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 05:50 PM (cmdrQ)
Oh wait...no I didn't.
Posted by: tinkerbella at July 03, 2010 05:56 PM (QsBmQ)
They're ideas are dead. Do you get it? Communism is dead. RayGun was right for the times, but the times have changed. Do you get it?
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:56 PM (ioDSu)
"We have been happily borne - or perhaps have unhappily dragged
our weary way - down the long and crooked streets of our lives,
past all kinds of walls and fences made of rotting wood, rammed earth,
brick, concrete, iron railings.
We have never given a thought to what lies behind them.
We have never tried to penetrate them with our vision or our understanding.
But there is where the Gulag country begins, right next to us, two yards away from us. "
Great stuff
Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2010 05:57 PM (H+LJc)
Good Lord, you're a pinhead. And it's Robert Plant who is speaking in parables.
Quit stealing his thunder,
Quit licking his canyon.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 03, 2010 05:59 PM (swuwV)
In colors red and gold, they set us on fire
Burning just like moonbeams in our eyes.
Somebody said they saw me, swinging the world by the tail
Bouncing over a white cloud, killing the blues.
Now I'm guilty of something...
I hope you never do
Because there is nothing
Any sadder than losing yourself in love."
Posted by: Jesus at July 03, 2010 05:59 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Raykon's Blow-up Doll at July 03, 2010 06:01 PM (Le43a)
Posted by: Raykon's Simplistic Conception of Conservatives Collapses at July 03, 2010 06:08 PM (Le43a)
Don;t for get the wet towels under the door though!
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 06:09 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:13 PM (ioDSu)
or maybe not...
Posted by: Plant at July 03, 2010 10:11 PM (ioDSu)
--You're mentally addled.
Or maybe not.
Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2010 06:15 PM (BP6Z1)
With just a little too much to hide
Maybe baby
Everything's gonna work out fine
Please read the letter
I pinned it to your door
It's crazy how it all turned out
We needed so much more
Too late, too late
A fool could read the signs
Maybe baby
You'd better check between the lines
Please read the letter, I wrote it in my sleep
With help and consultation from
The angels of the deep
Once I stood beside a well of many words
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:19 PM (ioDSu)
Please read the letter that I wrote
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:21 PM (ioDSu)
Four billion worldwide population, all living, have a Computer God Containment Policy brain bank brain, a real brain in the brain bank cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV, sight and sound recorded by your brain, your moon brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio lifelong, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual, "Don't worry about it." For your setbacks, mistakes, even when you receive deadly injuries. This is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy.
Posted by: Francis E. Ray Dec at July 03, 2010 06:21 PM (eBXw1)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 03, 2010 06:24 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Raykon's Simplistic Conception of "Cons" Collapses like a Supernova at July 03, 2010 06:27 PM (Le43a)
Does super-genius Barky O the Magnificent get all agitated and tongue-tied over the words Sarah Palin posts on her Facebook site? I forget.
Posted by: Raykon's Simplistic Conception of at July 03, 2010 06:29 PM (Le43a)
Posted by: Commander Q at July 03, 2010 06:29 PM (cmdrQ)
He was right for the times but the times have changed.
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:31 PM (ioDSu)
Does Raykon's inability to construct a complete sentence or elucidate an argument which is not 100% assertion contrast strongly with the humorous, grammatically-correct and intellectually-sound arguments consisting of words with which his dumbfuck trollery is utterly destroyed? I forget.
Posted by: Raykon's Simplistic Conception of "Cons" Collapses like a Supernova at July 03, 2010 06:31 PM (Le43a)
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:38 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Ray Gun Is Dead You Simple Cons at July 03, 2010 06:45 PM (ioDSu)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 03, 2010 06:54 PM (XKMNd)
Our local news media are really getting into the act. Commentary, spin and opinion are all defined as "news" - and it's all pro-Corruptocrat(D), all.. the.. time.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 03, 2010 06:57 PM (0fzsA)
honestly, there has to be some sanity restored with voters rights. if the marxist can believe in wealth distribution, than i certainly can promote voter distribution according to his fair share.
Posted by: befuddled at July 03, 2010 07:28 PM (xJU23)
Iran's rattling sabers, gas is expensive, we're facing some serious debt and inflation, and an idiot dipshit democrat is in office.
Yep, times have totally changed. This is nothing like the 1970s.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 03, 2010 07:54 PM (beVxC)
Posted by: Dw Pepper at July 04, 2010 05:24 AM (kNvMN)
Posted by: mistress overdone at July 05, 2010 10:27 PM (8Nq99)
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