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November 12, 2010

How The Japanese See TSA Airport Security
— Maetenloch

No subtitles but then none are really needed.

As one youtube commenter pointed out this video would go quite well with some yakety sax. And yes kancho does make an appearance.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 03:08 PM | Comments (61)
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1 When do we see the Taiwanese take?

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 03:14 PM (BP6Z1)

2 Benny Hill would have made hay of this...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:16 PM (tJjm/)

3 Wot, no tentacles?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 12, 2010 03:16 PM (ooslG)

4 @3: the old fart was an octopus in disguise.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:18 PM (tJjm/)

5 Hah. Good stuff.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 12, 2010 03:19 PM (AeXmB)

6 BTW, that's exactly how it works.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 12, 2010 03:19 PM (AeXmB)

7 God bless the Japs for their crazy TV shows.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2010 03:19 PM (f4TZ2)

8 This reminds me of an SNL sketch with Sharon Stone from the early '90s where airport security get her to strip down to her bra. It was black and lacy.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 12, 2010 03:20 PM (wd0Iq)

9 This vid is dated February --it may have been produced months earlier.

Very prescient.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 03:20 PM (BP6Z1)

10 That's some funny shit right there. Even without English.

Posted by: Cicero at November 12, 2010 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

11 That's funny. It does remind me of something one would see on Benny Hill.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:21 PM (p7Gk/)

12 So Japanese Comedy Technology has stalled about 1978.

Interesting.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at November 12, 2010 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

13 @13: Looks modern to me...

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield's Head Looking Up From the Curb at November 12, 2010 03:28 PM (tJjm/)

14 Couldn't help thinking that Japanese TSA Dude was just doing his job. Hell, who knows what those little cuties could have been hiding in there?

I wouldn't have handled them it any different. Dedication to the job, and all that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 12, 2010 03:28 PM (Ulu3i)

15 Some schtick never get's old.

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2010 03:28 PM (22t3k)

16
I'm back!

Say goodbye to these soon-to-be-dead people:
Dick Van Patten (from Eight is Enough)
Henry Kissinger
Aretha Franklin

Posted by: I See Dead People at November 12, 2010 03:29 PM (6cqZX)

17 Hoe-Kayyyy....

Time for a new thread!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:30 PM (tJjm/)

18 That can't be true. Her boobs are small enough that she can make it through the scanning gate.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2010 03:31 PM (eQPq+)

19
hahaha, he sniffed her box!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 03:34 PM (hBqOU)

20 I guess having a couple of your cities nuked does screw up one's society....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 12, 2010 03:34 PM (kbOju)

21 Fake. If this was real there would be a time stamp.

Posted by: My Combat Tutu is torn at November 12, 2010 03:35 PM (QBZl8)

22 Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 07:30 PM

Hey, how was homecoming?!

Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2010 03:37 PM (UcOiF)

23 #9 You beat me to the punch. They did this almost exact same skit on SNL in 1992 when Sharon Stone hosted.

Posted by: Bob at November 12, 2010 03:38 PM (4DoFz)

24 LOVE IT

Posted by: Benny Hill at November 12, 2010 03:40 PM (x3YFz)

25 27 LOVE IT

Posted by: Benny Hill at November 12, 2010 07:40 PM (x3YFz)

--Is this an eco-tard camp?

What's with all the recycling?

I need to get drunk fast since there' little hope for funneh here.

Posted by: logprof at November 12, 2010 03:42 PM (BP6Z1)

26
what the heck happened to 'conscious but incoherent?'

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 03:43 PM (6cqZX)

I didn't know that the Japenese laughed. I thought all they did when they were amused was to say: Hai!

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:44 PM (p7Gk/)

28 Then again what doesn't go quite well with some yakety sax?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 12, 2010 07:30 PM (GZitp)

Sex really doesn't go that well with some yakety-sax.

Posted by: Cicero at November 12, 2010 03:45 PM (QKKT0)

Sex really doesn't go that well with some yakety-sax.

Hmmmm. Maybe that's why..............nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:49 PM (p7Gk/)

30 The Benny Hill Street Blues

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2010 03:49 PM (eQPq+)

31
quick, someone make a video montage of Obama on the campaign trail with a yakety sax!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 03:50 PM (NwOSU)

32 25 Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 07:30 PM Hey, how was homecoming?! Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2010 07:37 PM (UcOiF) Just fine! She didn't get groped at the airport, and the plane back was half empty so she could stretch out and sleep on two seats (she's quite petite). Good thing I left at 11:30 for JFK - I crossed the Whitestone Bridge at 12:30 and an electronic sign said "JFK 15 - 20 Minutes," so I thought I would have a ton of waiting time (Her flight was scheduled to arrive at 1:50). Well, 5 minutes later traffic crawled to a total halt and I arrived at the terminal at freaking 2:00. Happily, her flight had a slight delay and landed at 2:13. But I was sweating bullets in the car...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:51 PM (tJjm/)

33 31 Then again what doesn't go quite well with some yakety sax? Posted by: lowandslow at November 12, 2010 07:30 PM (GZitp) Sex really doesn't go that well with some yakety-sax. Posted by: Cicero at November 12, 2010 07:45 PM (QKKT0) Well, actually, I'd think it might if you sped the video up to about three times faster than normal...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:52 PM (tJjm/)

34 34
quick, someone make a video montage of Obama on the campaign trail with a yakety sax!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2010 07:50 PM (NwOSU)

That must have been done before. I mean come on, how could that not already exist?

Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 03:53 PM (oVQFe)

35 Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 07:51 PM

She did get groped at home, right?

Inquiring dirty minds Morons want to know....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 12, 2010 03:54 PM (Ulu3i)

36 Okay -- I actually did get some lemon-lime soda my nose from that one.

I owe Maetenloch many thanks for the many lulz it has provided.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 12, 2010 03:54 PM (7+pP9)

37 One thing I learned at the airport yesterday: gal stompy boots are the huge international phenomenon Du Jour. Every young thing from Asia, Europe or America getting off the plane was wearing them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:55 PM (tJjm/)

38 Well, actually, I'd think it might if you sped the video up to about three times faster than normal... Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 07:52 PM

Three seconds of "Yackety Sax" doesn't seem worth the effort....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 12, 2010 03:55 PM (Ulu3i)

39 38 Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 07:51 PM She did get groped at home, right? Inquiring dirty minds Morons want to know.... Posted by: MrScribbler at November 12, 2010 07:54 PM (Ulu3i) That's between me, her, and bedbugs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 03:56 PM (tJjm/)

40 This blog is truly amazing. I thought "kancho" was one of the most bizarre and obscure things I had ever heard of, yet here it is on AoS!

Posted by: Carnivore at November 12, 2010 03:56 PM (DyuqI)

Well no campaign Yakety Sax, but here's his innauguration walk.

And here's Obamacare. Gag!

Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 03:59 PM (oVQFe)

42 Well at least Japanese chicks don't wear padded bras....merely padded shirts.

Posted by: Victoria's other secret at November 12, 2010 03:59 PM (sWPjB)

43 Hell, you just summed up AoS.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 03:59 PM (p7Gk/)

44 Ugh. "Men in Black" again. Yup. A slow Friday night.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2010 04:01 PM (p7Gk/)

45 46 Well at least Japanese chicks don't wear padded bras....merely padded shirts. Posted by: Victoria's other secret at November 12, 2010 07:59 PM (sWPjB) Asian chicks can generally get by with padded bandaids over their nips.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 04:06 PM (tJjm/)

46 Now not all Japanese women are sexy, generally not all women of any culture are, but sexy Japanese women just do me in. LAWD do I love seeing a beautiful Japanese girl in her skivvies. Hot DAYUM!

Posted by: Robert at November 12, 2010 04:07 PM (fG88N)

47 @52: I'm partial to Korean chicks, having married one. But I agree: they may not be quite as buxom as white chicks (in Asia, anyway - they can plump up nicely on an American diet), but they are elegant looking, with beautiful jet black, spiky hair, intelligent, refined... just think of 180 degree opposite of Moochelle, and you get the picture...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 04:11 PM (tJjm/)

48 Oh, I guess that was at #51...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 04:11 PM (tJjm/)

49 Asian chicks and "nips," CoolCzech?" Was that racist or simply arousing?

Posted by: CMU VET at November 12, 2010 04:19 PM (WfmN2)

50 @55: beautiful girls don't arouse racism. But they are indeed hawt.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 04:27 PM (tJjm/)

51 Eric Bana did a skit like that years ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEqgLGL7ptU (My browser doesn't have a link box, sorry.)

Posted by: not the droid you seek at November 12, 2010 05:08 PM (h35AH)

I've come to the conclusion that if I can drive to my destination, I'm not flying.

Fuck the airlines if they can't get their shit right.

Posted by: ErikW at November 12, 2010 05:13 PM (b96vR)

53 I'm just trying to decide if that girl is showing some wicked camel toe thru her panties, or is that just her "landing strip"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 12, 2010 06:30 PM (tJjm/)

54 There are hot female type TSA agents, right?

Posted by: picking the right line at November 12, 2010 06:45 PM (jchJh)

55 I am a TSA agent and I approve of that training video.

Posted by: jbarntt at November 12, 2010 07:14 PM (UNFot)

The video is real. The comedian is Shimura Ken. His prime time program was popular about 20 years ago, and this is definitely from that. Much of what he did would have gone over well in the U.S; he's a lot better than Benny Hill.

Kancho, BTW, starts in grade school.

Posted by: Ampontan at November 12, 2010 09:36 PM (1jJ6I)

I'm sure someone else said it, but didnt have time to read through the comments.

3:15, camel toe.

I love Asian chicks, seriously.

Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 12, 2010 11:09 PM (3DIBw)

58 111111

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59 Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2010 07:59 PM (oVQFe)

Some place there's a video of all the "I"'s in his speech to yaketysax,,,but I can't find it now. After a while, it sounds like him yapping like a dog,,,"I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I" "I"

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