1 Sharp elbows.

Next!

2

Commies sing the same tune with different lyrics:

 

President Chavez says Venezuela's capitalist past is to blame for the high crime rates

It's all Bush's fault

3 Shut up.

4 In Venezuela, according to figures attributed to the Venezuela Observatory of Violence, the number was 16,047. Even that figure is probably on the low side. A leaked government report says the number is over 19,000. Wow, that's almost 1/3 of the violent deaths so far this week in the gun-free paradise of Chicago !!

5 Anti-communist and hawt. A lethal combination.

6

I meant, "failed policies of the past decade" and "greed". And "corporations".

7

The look on her face says "Bite my ass Hugo".

I'm pretty sure it does anyway.

8 I think we can find a place for that nice lady in the United States, close to my pants. 

9 Bigots.

10 And Hollywood continues to drool over this shitbag.

11
"...Wherever it gains nearly unopposed control of the organs of the state, leftism starts with a country that has problems (as all do), and ends up with an impoverished downward-spiraling shithole. Always.

Always.

The inflation rate in Venezuela is around 30%, corruption is rampant, and the national media are routinely bullied and censored by Chavez's government."

__________________

What we in the US have to look forward to if the Democrats continue to win and get their statist anti-free speech, liberty-killing way.

*Cough* Chuck Schumer(D) *Cough*

12 Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 26, 2010 02:22 PM (1Jaio)

I had copied that sentence and was about to post the same thing; South American for "its Bush's fault" or "I inherited this mess"

13 Leftism is a learning disability. It doesn't matter how stark the lesson is, they won't learn it.

14
The LEFT are assholes, aren't they?  Huge stinking stupid arrogant liberty-killing  assholes.

15 Hey, the Venezuelans elected the little bastard didn't they? They deserve him. Let them reap their socialist reward of poverty and slavery. Hell, as I've said for years, Chavez will follow the well worn path of the rest of the South American strong men. He will eventually finish up with his punkin head gracing a pike in a victory parade. Then the next one will take his place.

16 Yep, it will not be long before this country which had been fairly prosperous will be a total shit hole where everyone is mired in poverty and squalor except the ruling junta and its apparatchiks.

And even they will be living no better than the lower middle class of the poorest State in the U.S.

That is assuming Obama and his crowd are out and we recover. Otherwise we are going down the same road.

17 Laura knows how to boost views on her posts!  Modified Rule 5 FTW.

18

I feel a great wave of anti-communist enthusiasm surging forward,

 

in my pants.

19 It occurred to me while putting this together that for the Left, the best part of lefty ascendancy- the part where they really feel victorious, the part where they 'win'- is when they force capitalists to flee, and nationalize their stuff ('nationalize' = 'take for themselves and their friends). A few years back I met some Venezuelans that had relocated to the US. They pretty much *had* to leave, and their home was taken by the government and given to a Chavista. That's it. It's a short lived high. After that, they have to govern, and the taste is never so sweet again. Because their only strong suit is stealing, really. Being productive, not so much.

20

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Barry kind of show some comradmanship toward his brother in ideology?

Pretty sure he did.

21 Hey O, you finished with me yet?

22 I love NoScript, but it really does kill the formatting on this page. Sigh.

23 Given how Chavez over reacts to every challenge, that is one brave woman.  And she has lovely ears. Hmm... umoxs

24 If you want to make an omelet, you have to be willing to break a few eggs.

25

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Barry kind of show some comradmanship toward his brother in ideology?

Pretty sure he did.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 26, 2010 02:30 PM (RkRxq)

IIRC he kissed Hugo's ass and in return Hugo gave him a big book on communism.

26

There will be a need for Venezuelan Contras by 2013. Count on it.

And the same leftists, who you would think would have their bellies still full of fermenting Sandinista cum, will fellate Chavez anyway.

27

19,000?  Really?

Kind of makes the murderous U.S. militarism that bothers the left in this country so much, look like a bunch of pikers.

Could that be the change the left in this country was looking for?  More murders?

28 Had they not compromised so much in appeasing the Bush administration and the business interests in Venezuela, the full awesomeness of pure socialism would be on display right now...

29 19,000. Shit, that's a good weekend in Detroit.

30
"...In 2009 in Iraq, there were 4,644 violent civilian deaths. In Venezuela, according to figures attributed to the Venezuela Observatory of Violence, the number was 16,047. Even that figure is probably on the low side. A leaked government report says the number is over 19,000."
_________________________
Sweet dictator-for-life goodness.
Where's Sean Penn and his little row boat?  He should do something.

31 Obama and company never took it on the chin like they should have, when they basically declared "solidarity" with Chavez and Castro and Zelaya in the Honduras incident.

"I'm going back to calm people down. I'm going to try to open a dialogue and put things in order," Zelaya said at the United Nations. "When I'm back, people are going to say ... `commander, we're at your service' and the army will have to correct itself. There's no other possibility."

And our dear leader went all in with the bad guys ... astounding.

32 Laura knows how to boost views on her posts poats!  Modified Rule 5 FTW.
Posted by: Jazz

Ya need to read up on the official H2 style guide.

33

Over ten years have gone by since he was first elected. Venezuela has been transformed by leftist statism in the expected way.
Wherever it gains nearly unopposed control of the organs of the state, leftism starts with a country that has problems (as all do), and ends up with an impoverished downward-spiraling shithole. Always.

Ahhhh Heaven...

34

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Barry kind of show some comradmanship toward his brother in ideology?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 26, 2010 02:30 PM (RkRxq)

Oh, name a third-rate thug he hasn't got to second base with.

I still hold that Barry should have been impeached after Honduras. The stinking cumguzzling ass-faced pieces of shit in the MFM still refer to Zelaya as President of Honduras, and call his ouster (for violating their laws) a "coup" despite the fact that it was ordered by their courts.

The MFM and the lefties will support anything they view as "left," it doesn't matter how illegal or immoral - they still make excuses for Mao and Stalin, for crying out loud.

35 O/T: If you don't follow Ted Nugent on Twitter, you don't know what you're missing. It's crazy, funny, stream-of-consciousness stuff.  Here's a sample:

The GreatWhiteBuffalo had spiritual sex with my head 2nite it was miraculous
about 11 hours ago via txt

36 Keep those dissidents coming, Hugo!

37 19,000. Shit, that's a good weekend in Detroit.

Slackers.  We call that Friday Night.

38 Ahhhh Heaven...

That's Utopia you dam religious fake liberal.

39 Socialism does indeed reduce inequalities. It has consistently reduced diverse people to roughly equal-sized piles of ashy bones the world over.

That's not quite right. There are distinct haves, and have nots, in socialist states.

The difference is that in a socialist state you acquire power through loyalty to the party, not through any specific competence, and more importantly to the Left, the power you acquire is pretty much unlimited.

Liberals hate the idea that in our Republic, as envisioned,, if you don't want someone else to drive an SUV, all you can do is ask them not to. In a socialist state, you can take it from them, or even for yourself...

40

This is just another little rant on yet another - yes I have a few - pet peeve of mine;

A few decades ago, the U.S. sought redemption from a policy that it had carried out around the world, that of discreetly eliminating inconvenient leadership from countries where the U.S. sought to have sway.

Instead of eliminating scuzballs like Chavez and Achmeddimwitnutjob, we now have to look down the barrel of an outright war to get rid of these vermon infestations.

Seems like there should be a better way.

Just sayin'

41 If you want to make an omelet, you have to be willing to break a few eggs.

Posted by: Hugo Lenin at August 26, 2010 02:32 PM (tf9Ne)

Can I subscribe  to your newsletter?

42 Actually Mexico, Venezuela is kicking your ass for murder stats too.

43 Coming soon to a theatre near you!

44

Venezuela Observatory of Violence, the number was 16,047. Even that figure is probably on the low side. A leaked government report says the number is over 19,000."

Unemployment in Venezuala declines by 19,000!!!

45 About 50% of our population doesn't know what communism, socialism, or marxism is. They haven't the first clue about it's history or how it works. They hear "you'll get money from my stash"  or "I'll give money from my stash to people you feel sorry for" and that's the end. They think they are smart but they are the stupidest people on earth.

46 You're all racist, bitter-clingers, - except for when it comes down to the womens.

Diversity!

47 It occurred to me while putting this together that for the Left, the best part of lefty ascendancy- the part where they really feel victorious, the part where they 'win'- is when they force capitalists to flee, and nationalize their stuff



Yeah, Che Guevara was really good at that. Seagull Missions. Fly in, pull all the garbage out of the dumpster, shit all over everything, fly out.

Che knew damn well that blowing up trains is a hell of a lot more fun than making them run on time.

48 43 Actually Mexico, Venezuela is kicking your ass for murder stats too.

Posted by: lauraw at August 26, 2010 02:43 PM (ZMJL

Damn sometimes I really wish I had more communist loving liberal shits in my life just so I could hit them over the head with facts like this.  Then I remember my life is better because I'm not associating idiots.

49

Seems like there should be a better way.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 26, 2010 02:42 PM (RkRxq)

There is a better way, the free market has to take up the banner against tyranny - but it's hard for people trying to scrape out a living under bureaucratic regimes to think in such long terms.

Someday, somebody's going to find a way to take up enough donations (or investments?) to "free" some of these people from their brutal leadership.

Maybe not yet, but maybe soon.

50

It continues to be in my top three reasons why I despise Obama and the top reason I know Obama is a communist. 

I wonder if any of the people polled about whether they thought Obama was a socialist answered no because they knew he was a communist. Probably not.

51 ...And we have therefore concluded that Venezuela is the model for which the United States should follow to finally correct over 200 years of racism, bigotry, homophobia and violence towards minorities. And thank you President Obama for making the request from this august body of leaders.

52

I looked over at a group of illegals hanging out by the 7-11. About half had on Che t-shirts. Just sayin'.

I thought about photographing them and sending it to Lindsey Graham and John McCain but didn't think the point would sink in.

53 43 Actually Mexico, Venezuela is kicking your ass for murder stats too.

Posted by: lauraw at August 26, 2010 02:43 PM (ZMJL

You have to look at things from a leftist perspective: are the right people being murdered? If so, it means his people are doing their jobs.

54 OT: Tim Blair has the latest Taiwanese news animation, which includes Gutfeld's Ground Zero Gay Bar, and the NY cabbie. Those folks are fast!

55

Here's a pic of Hugo giving Obama the book (scroll down):

The Hammer Strike

Here's what the book is about:

The Open Veins of Latin America: Chavez Gift to Obama

56 They think they are smart but they are the stupidest people on earth.

Posted by: dagny at August 26, 2010 02:47 PM (75Bwe)

"We rip off the other guy and pass the savings on to you!"

PS You're the other guy.

57 Actually Mexico, Venezuela is kicking your ass for murder stats too.

So, are you calling me lazy?

58 19,000 jobs saved or created in Venezuela.

59 Reply from my friend in Venezuela:

Everyone here was all excited she did that, I fortunately saw that live and couldn't believe it. The minister of justice here the other day was on TV saying that the whole crime thing in Venezuela is a matter of perception, that its not true that Caracas is violent, and the reporter asked " if its a matter of perception , how do you perceive it when you have an entourage of body guards and a cavalcade of police escorts?"
The interview was over.
There was this picture of the morgue in Caracas and it got the newspaper into a lot of trouble, the pic is the morgue overloaded with bodies from a weekend.  the morgues cant process them fast enough.

60 "But Mao is one of my favorite philosophers!" gets you a White House job.

61 They tax the rich to pay for communism. Congratulations you are all now rich.

62 wow, Hugo like Obama also inherited all these problems from previous administrations. Note the 30% inflation rate.

63  Chavez is trying to get a newspaper shut down for running pictures of the corpses piled up outside a morgue in Caracus. I read several posts Faustas Blog has up from Monday on the grim realities of what socialized Venezuela has become.

64 "President Obama in May issued a memorandum requiring changes to the federal hiring system, including eliminating knowledge, skills and abilities statements,"

Senior Hugo, we're trying to catch up.  But first, let me finish my shrimp sammich. Leave me the keys to Mika I. Dunno's car and I'll be with you shortly.  I can drive!

65 If he needs instructions on destroying a newspaper he should call Pinchy Sulzburger.

66 1 Sharp elbows.

The Sharp elbows will help her in the camps for re education and toilet cleaning.

67

President Obama in May issued a memorandum requiring changes to the federal hiring system, including eliminating knowledge, skills and abilities statements, and giving hiring managers more responsibility. Agencies also must fill positions more quickly and update candidates on the status of their application.

Posted by: Wonder O, building paper bridges 8 ways at August 26, 2010 02:56 PM (xQjXM)

Of course Barry is against those requirements. If there were knowledge, skills and abilities required for president Obozo would have never been elected

68 We obviously have an education problem in our country. Who couldn't see our leftist ass-hole coming a mile away? Didn't anyone watch the Rev Wright best of videos?

The only hope now for America is we have been able to wake enough people up to blunt our Chavez regime.

69 They think they are smart but they are the stupidest people on earth.

Well Dagny, they are getting their money for nothing and their chicks for free.

70 Che is a hilarious example for the left. Born from a wealthy family, well educated he became a terrorist and ran Castro's political prison for awhile (600 prisoners murdered under his wardenship) He then decides to start his own revolution in Bolivia, where he did not speak the language of the people he was trying to "help" and eventually he got wacked by govt forces because a farmer was complaining about the nearby presence of bandits (Che's group).

71 Is that woman in need of an anchor baby by any chance?

72 I did not have sex with that woman.

73 remember there was that link to a survivalist bulletin board going around last year about how the shit has hit the fan in Venezuela. What do you do when crime is a tool of the regime and society breaks down?

74 73 Che is a hilarious example for the left. Born from a wealthy family, well educated he became a terrorist and ran Castro's political prison for awhile (600 prisoners murdered under his wardenship) He then decides to start his own revolution in Bolivia, where he did not speak the language of the people he was trying to "help" and eventually he got wacked by govt forces because a farmer was complaining about the nearby presence of bandits (Che's group).

Posted by: Penfold at August 26, 2010 03:01 PM (1PeEC)

You forgot his little failed attempt at revolution in Africa too.

75

Che is a hilarious example for the left. Born from a wealthy family, well educated he became a terrorist and ran Castro's political prison for awhile (600 prisoners murdered under his wardenship) He then decides to start his own revolution in Bolivia, where he did not speak the language of the people he was trying to "help" and eventually he got wacked by govt forces because a farmer was complaining about the nearby presence of bandits (Che's group).

His misadventures in the Congo before Bolivia are even funnier in a sad way, or is that sad in a funny way. Egypt's dictator Nasser told Che that "playing Tarzan" would not work before Che left for the Congo.

76 I sympathize with the people of Venezuela, like the people of Pakistan, I wish them a hearty and heart felt fuck you.

77 76 remember there was that link to a survivalist bulletin board going around last year about how the shit has hit the fan in Venezuela. What do you do when crime is a tool of the regime and society breaks down?

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 26, 2010 03:05 PM (QxSug)

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

78

Well put, Laura.   Colombia had the narcoterrorists, Peru had the Shining Path, hell even Guyana had the Jonestown keruffle.  Now it's Venezuela's turn for an unfortunate run of nuttiness.  

79 Moonbeam Brown is down by 8 points.

80

He then decides to start his own revolution in Bolivia, where he did not speak the language of the people he was trying to "help"

... and then the Aymara-speaking farmer's grandchildren grew up and voted for Evo Morales.

But as you implied earlier, Che was always better at finding an opportunity than at exploiting it.

81 Every nation on Earth is infected with Collectivism. The differences are only a matter of degree.

82 ah, but the healthcare, she is free, no?

83 President Chavez says Venezuela's capitalist past is to blame[emph. me -ed.] for the high crime rates


it's the same leftist narrative,  don't blame us if utopia didn't happen blame something or someone else. don't blame terrorists for their actions blame ourselves.  dialog can solve all our problems. equality will solve all our woes. wrong, wrong, and wrong.

crazy radicals control the education system, judiciary, military, police, media, etc.(hmmm usa anyone?)  a crazed dog sometimes needs to be put down.

84 60 19,000 jobs saved or created in Venezuela.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 26, 2010 02:53 PM (9cflz)

The secret to full employment, create job openings through murder.  Maybe that is what Barry was intending when he said he would focus laser like, on unemployment.  He was actually going to use a laser.

Someone must have tipped him off that the U.S. isn't quite that totalitarian yet.

85 But look at how cheap their gas is!!!!!!

86

Socialism does indeed reduce inequalities. It has consistently reduced diverse people to roughly equal-sized piles of ashy bones the world over.

Perfectly said, Drew.  Dead on.

87 86 President Chavez says Venezuela's capitalist past is to blame[emph. me -ed.] for the high crime rates


it's the same leftist narrative,  don't blame us if utopia didn't happen blame something or someone else. don't blame terrorists for their actions blame ourselves.  dialog can solve all our problems. equality will solve all our woes. wrong, wrong, and wrong.

crazy radicals control the education system, judiciary, military, police, media, etc.(hmmm usa anyone?)  a crazed dog sometimes needs to be put down.

Posted by: befuddled at August 26, 2010 03:08 PM (xJU23)

That's eerily similar to the "It's Bush's fault", narrative used by Barry, if you ask me.

88

And the situation will deteriorate as oil prices continue to drop.  Thankfully they still export shortstops and hot-tempered pitchers. 

89 90 Of course it is.  Blameshifting is a primary left tactic; it keeps 'the masses' all riled up (at someone else), keeps them in power and safe...and the people too confused to think things through and figure out who's really screwing them.

All the same cloth.

90 Mugabe in Zimbabwe has always used the same playbook as Chavez and now Obama . Blame the previous system and or leader .
To us , the moron horde , these guys are living breathing cliches , to the left , they're brilliant .
My face hurts from all the palming.

91

Well Dagny, they are getting their money for nothing and their chicks for free.

I would think that "Dire straights" would post that.

This year the O-club contracted with a pool management company that got it's people from Romania and Serbia. The companies we had before got their people from denmark and russia. Intrestingly, the romanians and serbs actually showed up and worked while the danes and esp the russians didn't. Their english was better too, they were less trashy, and didn't curse every other word. They also didn't critisize the US with every breath. I'm wondering what the diffence is? and that maybe there's hope somewhere?

92 Every nation on Earth is infected with Collectivism.

It is amazing how very rare individual freedom is. It has only existed on a wide scale in one country for a very brief period of time, and then only for about 3/4 of the population.

That was the U.S. from about 1790 until 1830. It didn't take long before the Constitution was subverted and Washington started running amuck. 

I am not checking the dates but I believe that 1830 date is around the time of the tariffs of abomination. 

93 Has Sean Penn denounced her yet?

94 It is truly an upside down world.  Never would I have imagined siding with Venezuela and Saudi Arabia on anything.  In this article, 6 paragraphs down, it says they both threw a wrench in the Copenhagen Accord.  Recently CCX in Chicago laid of half of their employees due to the failure to have legal binding document signed by the Climate Casino Cartel.  And for that, I would gladly have a beer summit with Hugo.

95 As an independent conservative, I vow to halt Chavez in his tracks.

96 maddogg: "...Chavez will follow the well worn path of the rest of the South American strong men. He will eventually finish up with his punkin head gracing a pike in a victory parade. Then the next one will take his place."

And the crapweasel that is Obama worked pretty tirelessly to make that very thing happen in Honduras in '09. President Manuel Zelaya was the exiled Socialist tyrant-in-the-making who was breaking Honduran Constitutional law, and President SOBama, in agreement with co-Socialist Argentinian Chavez, aimed to reinsert Zelaya against everyone's will. SObama was undermining the very Constitution designed to prohibit the creation of a classical tinpot dictatorship characteristic of South America.

No one should forget tangible evidence of Obama's socialism. It crosses international borders and sets even American policy.

C'mon November '10 and '12.

97 The left is evil.

That's all there is to it.

They are merchants of misery and distributors of death.

Furthermore, it is ON PURPOSE.

Leftists knew full well what Chavez would do.  The love him because he is evil, because that is what they are.

98 This was an act of quiet protest against the Chavez regime.

Maria Conchita Alonzo is also a former Miss Venezuela, and no fan of Chavez.

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