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August 18, 2010

Humpday Afternoon Open Thread
— Ace

Talkin' about stealin' the show.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM | Comments (76)
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1 On first?

Posted by: Who's at August 18, 2010 12:20 PM (dCmBg)

2 You wanna hear about Harry Reid's evil plan and how it may be working? Since we have almost 15% unemployment here in Nevada, I may be forced to take a job in another state, well before election day. That way, only those suckling from the gub-mint teat, (Harry's main constituents), will be able to vote in November.

Sad to say, but I may lose out on the opportunity to vote against this scumbag.

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 12:20 PM (Av4L9)

OK, now what do we do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 18, 2010 12:20 PM (kFODZ)

4 This reminds me how full of light-bending suckage was the Aeon Flux movie.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 18, 2010 12:21 PM (SCcgT)

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 04:20 PM (Av4L9)

Can you vote absentee?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 18, 2010 12:22 PM (kFODZ)

6 BTW, that song doesn't bring back any good memories, and I was a child of the 80's. Go with some Psychedelic Furs, Squeeze, or The Mother of All 80's Bands, Duran Duran next time...

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 12:23 PM (Av4L9)

7 Actually the Democrats WISH the unemployment rate was really only 9.5%.

I've found that in discussing the issue with people, most do think that number measures the number of people unemployed, not those collecting unemployment compensation, which, of course, is not the case.

Heck, if Obama decided to raid the unemployment fund to pay for Obamacare he could set unemployment, by this measure, to 0% tomorrow...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2010 12:23 PM (7BU4a)

8 Original Mikey, vote absentee.

Posted by: jimmuy at August 18, 2010 12:24 PM (jXG2x)

9 I dunno if I can vote absentee. Gotta find out who's running in Tennessee--that's probably where I'll end up.

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 12:24 PM (Av4L9)

10 I guess if I were moving to Chicago, I could probably just vote twice.

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 12:25 PM (Av4L9)

11 I have to say President Obama's stalwart support for the Ground Zero Victory Mosque has guaranteed I will vote for him!

Posted by: O.B. Laden at August 18, 2010 12:26 PM (7BU4a)

12 BTW, that song doesn't bring back any good memories, and I was a child of the 80's. Go with some Psychedelic Furs, Squeeze, or The Mother of All 80's Bands, Duran Duran next time...

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 04:23 PM (Av4L9)

--"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" (The Smiths) works for me.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:26 PM (BP6Z1)

The timy little cannon featured in the sidebar is FUKKIN' AWESOME.

I may have to build one of those.

Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2010 12:26 PM (OlN4e)

OM, I'd check the residency requirements also.

If the dead of Chicago can vote more than once, Shirley you can do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 18, 2010 12:27 PM (kFODZ)

15 Do you realize I had to go three years to get a new car, not two? $800B is just not enough America - you need to stop being do greedy.

Posted by: Some Governement "Worker" at August 18, 2010 12:27 PM (7BU4a)

16 Any chance Barry gets caught doing the nasty with another woman?
Didn't think so.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2010 12:27 PM (GwPRU)

17 He ain't gettin that kind of velocity from BP, I'll wager Red Dot.

Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2010 12:28 PM (OlN4e)

18 America doesn't want higher taxes?!? Let them eat rice cakes!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 18, 2010 12:28 PM (7BU4a)

19 I guess if I were moving to Chicago, I could probably just vote twice.

Don't worry, you already have.

Posted by: CUS at August 18, 2010 12:28 PM (wOGfT)

20 first!

Posted by: memomachine at August 18, 2010 12:28 PM (MwCol)

21 Hmmm.

Dammit! 21st!

Posted by: memomachine at August 18, 2010 12:29 PM (MwCol)

22 Does the building, that will be the future home of Victory mosque, still have the landing gear still lodged in it? Cuz they'll pay extra for that.

Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at August 18, 2010 12:31 PM (xO+6C)

23 Hmm, it appears that the governor of New Jersey helped a Palestinian Imam with alleged terrorist ties get permanent US residency. Well, at least he's fiscally conservative... http://fb.me/EVUx0TSb

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 18, 2010 12:31 PM (e910j)

24 Main thing is for us not to get too cocky. We also have to have the balls to corner Obama on events when needed. If the IDF attacks iran we must stomp Ogabe into the ground politically if he screws the pooch on his response.

The mules broke "politics ends at the shoreline" we have to repay them if warranted.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2010 12:31 PM (kq1lG)

Now here is a hoot! You just have to love those idiot bastards.

http://tinyurl.com/clcjwr

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 12:32 PM (RkRxq)

26 22nd!

Posted by: memomachine at August 18, 2010 12:32 PM (rBCu9)

27 The new McDonald's anus burger tastes like ass.

Posted by: John Galt at August 18, 2010 12:32 PM (F/4zf)

28 Hmmm.

Damnit! 26th!

Posted by: memomachine at August 18, 2010 12:32 PM (rBCu9)

29 The Mother of All 80's Bands, Duran Duran next time...

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 04:23 PM (Av4L9)

His name is Bam and he dances on the taxpayers backs
Just like that river twists across a dusty reichwinger land
And when he shines he really shows you all the BS he can
Oh Bam, Bam dance across the land
His name is Bam, he don't need to understand you bitter clingers

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2010 12:32 PM (7BU4a)

30 How about The Cure? Now I got one of their damn songs in my head. I can't remember the title, just the tune. Aahh!!

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 12:33 PM (1PeEC)

31 22,

part of why I am wary of uninvestigated Christie love...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2010 12:33 PM (kq1lG)

32 The mules broke "politics ends at the shoreline" we have to repay them if warranted.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2010 04:31 PM (kq1lG)

Just remember: They drew first piss!

Posted by: Jim Lahey at August 18, 2010 12:34 PM (BP6Z1)

33 The mules broke "politics ends at the shoreline" we have to repay them if warranted.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 18, 2010 04:31 PM (kq1lG)

That wouldn't be nice! I mean, we wouldn't the Dems to do that to us, uh, again.

Posted by: The RNC at August 18, 2010 12:35 PM (7BU4a)

34 30 How about The Cure? Now I got one of their damn songs in my head. I can't remember the title, just the tune. Aahh!!

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 04:33 PM (1PeEC)

"Close to Me"?

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:35 PM (BP6Z1)

I bet there are a hell of a lot of Canadians right now with a sly, crooked grin on their face:

http://tinyurl.com/24gaja9

Whose currency is a joke now?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 12:36 PM (RkRxq)

36
Liquid Television is one of the few things MTV ever did that I actually miss.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 18, 2010 12:37 PM (fx8sm)

Holy Crap! Watching Cavuto on Fox....just discussed that Hussein is now going after the CEO's of companies "stored" up money that they are holding onto in order to survive TO PUMP UP PENSION FUNDS FOR THE UNIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stand this MF!!!!! I need a drink........ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: sicoit at August 18, 2010 12:37 PM (OJZae)

I bet there are a hell of a lot of Canadians right now with a sly, crooked grin on their face:

http://tinyurl.com/24gaja9

Whose currency is a joke now?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 04:36 PM (RkRxq)

--Sweet action! We're getting to par before Nov. 1!

I'm holding out before I change any more money for US$ for a while.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:37 PM (BP6Z1)

39 Since we have almost 15% unemployment here in Nevada, I may be forced to take a job in another state, well before election day. That way, only those suckling from the gub-mint teat, (Harry's main constituents), will be able to vote in November.

Ya'll should start a push for evicting all former CA residents who have been there less than 5 years. That will open some jobs and may be State a lot more conservative.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2010 12:37 PM (/jbAw)

This is hilarious! Check out the altered photo. http://bit.ly/9hoMY1

The man who has been managing Bessemer Councilwoman Dorothy Davidson's campaign for mayor this afternoon said he tricked Davidson into believing she had an endorsement from University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban.

Bessemer Councilwoman Dorothy Davidson was distributing a flier for her mayoral campaign that includes the photo at right. Davidson claimed Alabama football coach Nick Saban is endorsing her campaign, but the Alabama athletics staff says no endorsement was made. Davidson acknowledged Tuesday night a photo of Saban and his wife, Terry, from 2007 was altered to include her. Her campaign manager said today he lied about getting Saban's endorsement for Davidson. (PHOTOS FROM DOROTHY DAVIDSON CAMPAIGN and NICKSKIDSFUND.COM)

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 18, 2010 12:38 PM (YVZlY)

41 Brett Favre's Crocs will be taking snaps for one more season, - like a Viking.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2010 12:38 PM (GwPRU)

42 The only Cure song that gets stuck in my head is 'Love Cats'. But if you can find a copy of 'A Few Hours After This', it's an awesome song. Killer ringtone, too, because it'll get your attention and nobody else has it.

Posted by: Original Mikey at August 18, 2010 12:38 PM (Av4L9)

_{--"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" (The Smiths) works for me.}

I would have went with this.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2010 12:39 PM (MPnd6)

44 Liquid Television is one of the few things MTV ever did that I actually miss.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 18, 2010 04:37 PM (fx8sm)

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh . . . oh yeah.

Huhuhuhuh-huhuhuh!

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at August 18, 2010 12:40 PM (BP6Z1)

I can't stand this MF!!!!! I need a drink........ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: sicoit at August 18, 2010 04:37 PM (OJZae)

Watch the futures plummet if this turns out to be true.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 12:40 PM (RkRxq)

46 From FB in part..I feel compelled to offer some advice to our sisters who like to throw stones at those of us who respectfully disagree with them on this issue (and they sometimes refuse to even countenance the fact that some of us can call ourselves feminists and disagree with those who claim the mantle of Â“real feministsÂ”). First, ladies, itÂ’s hard to take a critic seriously when they lecture you wearing a bear suit. So, itÂ’s difficult for me to drum up much outrage at this latest ad. But, really, lying about a sister while wearing an Ewok outfit is no way to honor our foremothers on the eve of the 90th anniversary of their victory. But, that aside, IÂ’d love to know where you got those get-ups. Halloween is just around the corner, and Piper and Trig would look adorable as little grizzly bears.

Posted by: Dan at August 18, 2010 12:41 PM (1jzSs)

_{Whose currency is a joke now?}

Spoke the Looney, 'Forevermore'.

Posted by: Poe at August 18, 2010 12:42 PM (MPnd6)

48 U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie

That's not the Governor of New jersey.

Posted by: Rocks at August 18, 2010 12:42 PM (Q1lie)

Holy shit! Obama lied?

http://tinyurl.com/236tv5q

Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 12:42 PM (RkRxq)

50 Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 18, 2010 04:38 PM (YVZlY)

--Is there a ready this woman's party is not mentioned (at least in your clip)?

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:42 PM (BP6Z1)

51 That's it! Thanks.

I may have that Cure song somewhere on disc, but the boxes o' cd's are buried in the garage. And I suspect my wife would leave me if I played the Cure. We are of 2 different music generations, I, a child of the 80's, and she is into that grunge crap (and no, she is not young enough to be my daughter!)

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 12:43 PM (1PeEC)

52 ready = reason @51

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:44 PM (BP6Z1)

(and no, she is not young enough to be my daughter!)

too bad.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 18, 2010 12:44 PM (MPnd6)

54 18-1, typical libtard logic. If your unemployment runs out then you are not unemployed, you have "left the workforce". It's like you're part of the workforce if you are working or getting paid for not working. Not working and not getting paid for not working puts you in the category of "left the workforce". I thought that put you in the category of "shit outta luck", but then again I never went to Havard.

Posted by: bigred at August 18, 2010 12:44 PM (cX9pO)

55 I think the last line of that poster should be: "Why aren't you grateful, America?"

Posted by: Socratease at August 18, 2010 12:45 PM (7+ZwL)

56 Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 18, 2010 04:38 PM (YVZlY)

That has got to be one of the worst pShops ever.

Posted by: CUS at August 18, 2010 12:45 PM (wOGfT)

57 @49

Chris Christie was the former US Atty for NJ.

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 12:45 PM (1PeEC)

58 52 That's it! Thanks.

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 04:43 PM (1PeEC)

--Which song?

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2010 12:46 PM (BP6Z1)

49 U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie

That's not the Governor of New jersey.

Yea, it is. But the article linked does not go into any detail about the relationship and the alleged ties. It also does not include any of the work or intelligence provided by the Iman which may have lead to several convictions or prevented attacks.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 18, 2010 12:46 PM (oW269)

60 That has got to be one of the worst pShops ever.

I her defense, it looks better than the one of Dana Perino I did with her mouth open.

Posted by: gator at August 18, 2010 12:46 PM (aOKEC)

61 Chris Christie was the former US Atty for NJ.

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 04:45 PM (1PeEC)

Sorry. I didn't realize this was a 2 year old story.

Posted by: Rocks at August 18, 2010 12:48 PM (Q1lie)

62 50

Holy shit! Obama lied?

http://tinyurl.com/236tv5q

Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 18, 2010 04:42 PM (RkRxq)

Well, between this and as I stated in my post above #46, he will take their "shored" up money AND increase their taxes for his bullshit.....

Down.....down.....down we go.

Posted by: sicoit at August 18, 2010 12:49 PM (OJZae)

63 @59

Love Cats. The tune gets stuck in my head for hours, if I don't pay attention i start humming it out loud.

Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2010 12:49 PM (1PeEC)

64 When all those breast cancer victims die (from no more Avastin) they can be buried in Obama T-shirts, like what's-her-name that worked on his campaign.

Posted by: elliot m at August 18, 2010 12:56 PM (pDWjd)

65 Two guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everybody knows who did it...

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at August 18, 2010 12:58 PM (UK9cE)

66 Brilliant concept of having Barry in the backyard talking to people about jobs and the economy. Yeah, he can really relate to the "common folk". I'd like to know what nit wit thought, In between his Florida vacation, the Hollywood fundraiser and going the Martha's Vineyard we can sneak in about a half an hour with some Kool Aid drinkers to show that Barry isn't an elists twat and he understands and can talk to the peasants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2010 01:20 PM (1Jaio)

67 Beck's having another weird day.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 18, 2010 01:40 PM (t0jpM)

68 Wassup, mongrel's? Yeah, I'm late and everyone left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2010 02:03 PM (UOM48)

69 Ace, Can you provide a link or make these available to share on Facebook. I have a lot of friends (on the left) that I would love to burn up with these things. I will post all of them on my account if you can hook me up.

Posted by: joe at August 18, 2010 03:11 PM (ETABI)

70 idea... how many feet is it from the Victory Mosque to the WTC crater? I'd like to see a distance scale on that satellite photo that shows how close it is and also things like a football field, basketball court and baseball diamond superimposed on the image to drive the point home.

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