I remember, back in the swingin' 90s when I went...alone...to a Red Lobster.

I'm a rebel and I'll never be any good.

This "story" made the local news in Chicago. It's stunning the depths the libturds will plunge to in an attempt to destroy the Palins

Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 10:35 AM (l/N7H)

The people in the northeast think they are still fighting Indians in New Mexico and Arizona. Their ignorance is amazing.

I heard she went to Walgreens and bought alcohol.

Isopropyl alcohol.

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2010 10:37 AM (osFsP)

Extremely high rate of alcoholism and divorce. The winters are killers.

You can search the whole WWW? Since when?

23 If I were really interested in this story, first thing I'd do is check to see if this restaurant is supposed to restrict minors' access under state law...

Sarah Palin's fanboyz come out to View With Alarm and see yet another Dark Conspiracy against their goddess.

Dear God, you're an asshole.

this is in part why sarah will never be the president.

They will destroy her. We live in a time where you don't need to do anything wrong to be destroyed. The media will make things up or gin up nothing into something.   We always talk about the decline of the media and popular culture tv shows, but the track record says otherwise.  Obama beat hillary in the primaires thanks largely to the media. Obama destroyed mccain thanks largely to the media.  Eric Foley is a household name where Massa isn't because the media.

We need to acknowledge the media still has an extremely large amount of power in America and that will affect you're middle of the road voter.

You should have said, "Not since Obama became President."

LOL- dammit, I wish I had been quick enough.  I would have done it.

My God, what's next...Appleby's???

Its only a problem if you get kicked out.

Never trust anyone who has not been ejected from an Applebees.

do you believe Global Warming is man-made

I love this question.  I call it a "religious" question.  And it is.

Plus, he comes from Alaska.  ALASKA.  Global warming=good deal.

Dear God, you're an asshole.

Know who's responsible for man-made Global Warming in Alaska?

Yup. Christians.

I've heard of people injecting heroin into their penises, but I ain't ever heard of a 19 year old eating at a restaurant that serves liquor.  Now I've heard everything.

Never trust anyone who has not been ejected from an Applebees.

People who leave their pants on are rarely ejected.

Jesus Christ the liberals are nuts.

When it comes to the Palins, they're absolutely rabidly insane.   It's comical yet so wrong it enrages me..... Which is why I'm so pro Palin.  When an enemy literally draws you a picture of what they fear and hate most, why not use it? 

If Vampires run from sunlight, I"m all for glass houses.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 29, 2010 10:51 AM (FkKjr)

I don't think you understand what MILF means...

Unamed sources say she drank several rum and cokes, had sex, got pregnant and then left the newborn in a dumpster in the alley that night.

Nice of you to edit my comment to reinforce your own hatred of all who dare question the divinity of Palin and her brood.

Now you double-down on the assholery.  Well done.  I note you don't post your full name, home address and home phone number.

Oh, the same for all of your children would be nice also.

"Todd Palin sooner or later is going to go apeshit on some fool, I hope I'm on the jury  I would have lost it long ago"

GU-GU-GU-GU-GU!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 29, 2010 10:54 AM (rxVVk)

Not a lawyer, but sounds like your wife has a good case to sue the store for false imprisonment.

Not to mention that there is a frigging kid's menu on page 2 of the dinner menu.

ROTFL.

I hear she ordered a kids' meal despite being over 11 yrs old. The state board of kids' meals will be commenting shortly.

"People who leave their pants on are rarely ejected."

True on many levels.

Who initiated the investigation?  Are such investigations common?  Is everyone possibly under 21 at the bar/restaurant under investigation or only Bristol?

When they imploded Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh, several of the restaurants at the top of Mt. Washington served breakfast along with a view of the event.  It was spectacular and everybody had a good time.

Shortly thereafter, the liquor control board visited these establishments, fined and threatened them.

Did they serve alcohol at the breakfasts?  No.  Their crime?  Opening before 11am.  You see, most places with a liquor license have an additional stipulation that they cannot open too early -- regardless of whether alcohol is served.

I'm sure in the Alaska version of this agency, there are plenty of these types of busybodies.

I'd like to ask some questions here.  Well, okay, just one.

What was in her uterus?

The drinks may have been virgin, BUT SHE ISN'T!

Again, just asking questions.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 29, 2010 10:59 AM (Q6pci)"

You guys forget that the young teens and twenties, read this stuff.  Like Gawker and fashion sites.  I n notice the dems/libs make sure they have people on these boards to make those kinds of comments, the republicans/conservatives don't and sadly, the people who read that stuff, vote too.

In Alaska, at 19, she can be dancing naked at the 'Alaskan Bush Company'.

...and if she chooses to do so, guys, the Steaks at 'the Rum Runner' are on me!

_{Exit Question : Is a milf a milf if she's under 20?}

I don't think you understand what MILF means...

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 29, 2010 10:53 AM (LdYLm)

I know what it means.  I was responding to someone who used the term earlier.  Boomers are getting a bit long in the tooth to be MILFs.

_{Exit Question : Is a milf a milf if she's under 20?}

Hell, yes!

 If it happened to be anywhere between April and November, you could find me skipping out on the meal and sitting on the floor just under the archway leading into the bar in order to look up the Hostesses' skirts. watch the Seahawks game. 

112 Oh, and by the way, you haven't eaten in Alaska until you've done the Wednesday Seafood Buffet at the Grand Aleutian Hotel in Dutch Harbor.  Just sayin' is all.  Dear gawd, it's ridiculous. 

Stop by and see us, since we're quitting Deadliest Catch.

In Alaska, at 19, she can be dancing naked at the 'Alaskan Bush Company'.

...and if she chooses to do so, guys, the Steaks at 'the Rum Runner' are on me!

_{Exit Question : Is a milf a milf if she's under 20?}

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2010 11:01 AM (0BXUB)

Being a mother is the primary qualification. The judgment if she meets your requirements for coitus is in your court.

Too much like a Tepid Air love-fest for the Divine Sarah here.

Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin.

Yeah, how dare we expect Republican politicians not to have their family dragged through the mud for the crime of eating in a restaurant.

Now we know she's your Emmanuel Goldstein.  Let the hate flow through you.

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 11:04 AM (p302b)

Not applying the resource correctly. He needs to leverage her to meet other MILFs daughters.

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 11:04 AM (p302b)

And curious just sets up one for the morons to run with.

Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 10:58 AM (fgCQL)

It's Alaska.

I don't think you understand what MILF means...

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 29, 2010 10:53 AM (LdYLm)

I know what it means.  I was responding to someone who used the term earlier.  Boomers are getting a bit long in the tooth to be MILFs.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 29, 2010 11:02 AM (FkKjr)

yep, they are GILFs now.

_{Dear gawd, it's ridiculous.} 

I have heard such.  I am afraid of Alaska, because I know I wouldn't come home.

"Not to mention that there is a frigging kid's menu on page 2 of the dinner menu. Seems to me that is the definition of a bonafide restaurant."

IT'S A TRAP.

She so has the better deal and the nation's ear.

But I am bringing "change!"

"For God's sake. A "psychic chat board"? "

They know you're making fun of them.

It really is amazing to watch.  They say Palin is a stupid snowbilly  hick , that is stupid  and has nothing to offer America at all.

Yet they stalk her like Glenn close in Fatal Attractions.

She's  nothing but a idiot. yet??

Methinks Ace should un-banninate some of our favorite trolls so we can focus our hate and rage on them.

>> da-rool, da-rool.

Heh. Could hear Daffy sayin that in my head.

Yep, you owe me some screen cleaners..... But good way to start the morning :-)

Posted by: geoff at September 29, 2010 10:36 AM (QrzlF)

" I am afraid of Alaska, because I know I wouldn't come home."

Are you afraid of the Abominable LumberWolf too? 

I have heard such.  I am afraid of Alaska, because I know I wouldn't come home.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2010 11:07 AM (0BXUB)

You would come home from Dutch Harbor.  Trust me.  Even the buffet isn't enough to keep you there.

Though, I know captains who literally do all they can to schedule their offloads so they can be there for Wednesdays.

to tell how she suffered as a long-time, Latina household employee in Meg Whitman's home

That sounds terrible!  Suffering?  Long-time?  Why didn't she quit?

Yeah.

But do you notice the "Latina"?  They wanted soooooo much for her to be illegal.

The press conference is today and, nationally, it's only big news at TMZ?

Yeah, even the AP won't bite on this one.

I'm going to 'powder' my nose. 

Let me know when my Klondike Burger gets here...on second thought, I don't think I'll be that hungry when I get back.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 29, 2010 11:12 AM (GBXon)

And you call yourself the "Dark Lord of the IntraWebs"? and you don't know? What hope is there for the minions of the IntraWebs? We are doomed to be choked off to using 9.6kpbs X.25 links! DOOOOOOM!

Been to Rumrunners many times, it's a bar and grill. This is bullshit.

One thing I noticed while vacationing in Vegas last month: lot's of families walking through the casino floor (Monte Carlo and NYNY). Families with kids. I thought it was illegal to have kids on the casino floor.

"Hey, I got a new hash...what the...?"

Maybe you'll get your old one back if you turn your GBX off...

_{Are you afraid of the Abominable LumberWolf too?} 

Nope. 

Just that Alaska has more of what Montana is losing daily, solitude. 

Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 11:04 AM (p302b)

Pictures or we don't believe she exists...

Posted by: Schwalbe at September 29, 2010 11:20 AM (UU0OF)

Get in line.

_{Posted by: Schwalbe at September 29, 2010 11:20 AM (UU0OF)}

You make good tires.  I have a set of Fat Albert's on my Pivot and they are a quality trail tire. Thanks!

mav - I always figured that they were kinda getting some writer's block when they needed to name the state, so they just went ahead and figured they'd be like New England, with their New York, New Hampshire, and New Jersey...

Naming states can be hard.  You don't want to mess it up.  Just ask Idaho.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi & Barney Frank at September 29, 2010 11:23 AM (swuwV)

HELLO!

Someone posted yesterday that it was against University of Wisconsin law to have a political function on campus.

Either they have an extraordinarily precise definition of "political" or this is the worst-enforced law in the universe.

And, for the record, defending a woman (any woman) from seemingly unfair attacks is called "Chivalry" not worship.

Thank you!  We're fighting a 'religion' that doesn't see women as human, just brood mares and pack mules.  It's disturbing to see our own culture go after women with the same degree of contempt for reasons that are trivial at best.

Chivalry is a good thing and an honorable trait.

154 BTW, use phosphate-free detergent in an EPA approved washing machine, you dirty capitalist.

Arrgh, we are looking to replace a broken washing machine, and the new models ARE EPA approved.  Translated, that means that the washing machine has a sensor & the machine decides how much water will be used to wash the clothes.  There's no way to set the machine to fill up with water, the machine decides how much water you get for washing.  And the rinse cycle only sprays water on the clothes, the machine does not fill up with water and actually agitate the clothes to dislodge the soap. 

The comments on the various washing machine rating sites are alarming to me, the consensus is that clothes are not getting clean, and the soap doesn't come out.  Why the heck can't I put as much water as I want into my washing machine if I'm paying for the water?!!

Someone posted yesterday that it was against University of Wisconsin law to have a political function on campus.

Either they have an extraordinarily precise definition of "political" or this is the worst-enforced law in the universe.

 _{I like to hit Waikiki early to play the airport and base runs, get a quick 200 and the work out of the house where I can nap before I play wife and get the cleaning and dinner started}

What do you do on the mornings your wife is sleeping on her stomach?

"The comments on the various washing machine rating sites are alarming to me, the consensus is that clothes are not getting clean, and the soap doesn't come out.  Why the heck can't I put as much water as I want into my washing machine if I'm paying for the water?!!"

I'm sure you can find an evil water-guzzling older model on Craigslist.

The comments on the various washing machine rating sites are alarming to me, the consensus is that clothes are not getting clean, and the soap doesn't come out.  Why the heck can't I put as much water as I want into my washing machine if I'm paying for the water?!!

Posted by: Y-not knows things about Claremont at September 29, 2010 11:27 AM (osFsP)

I'm sure when she was filling out her resume on LinkedIn she simply mistyped in the Education box Claremont Graduate University instead of Claremont Institute. I can see how a slip of the fingers would do that.

_{Arrgh, we are looking to replace a broken washing machine}

LG Front Loaders w/Steam option.

If they are too much cash, the Samsung are highly reccommended.

 Yeah  defense of one of our own that has been beaten to shit along with her family is now called worship?

 fk that. It's called defense against a fkn political machine that has tried to eat us all alive for 8 years!

straightmanpuppehtOFF!

Sarah has the better deal.  Heck, you don't see any "presidential tweets" but you get plenty of tweets from Sarah and they end up being very important.

She so has the better deal and the nation's ear.

It's her FB posts that blow me away. I've timed them.  Within seconds, she'll have hundreds of likes and 50% in comments.  I've seen in an hour or two it go into 5 digits in likes and 4 digits in comments.  and I'm following CNN, Fox, Levin, Fred Thompson etc...Even Rush doesn't get that much passion.
Bloody amazing...
For someone so unimportant that is

_{Arrgh, we are looking to replace a broken washing machine}

LG Front Loaders w/Steam option.

If they are too much cash, the Samsung are highly reccommended.

Posted by: Classic Jokes and Their Set-Up Lines at September 29, 2010 11:34 AM (0BXUB)

...I don't get it...

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth

I want to scream and never stop. I gotta ask; did she identify herself as having been a student that completed coursework at a school, or as a fellow? As much as this pains me, the fact that we actually want our candiates to have integrity and honesty is a good thing. The fact that the same cannot begin to be said about the Dems is unfortunate for us from a tactical standpoint, but in the end, this is one of the reasons why I am proud to be a conservatie and a Republican.

When I've read her bios - real bios, not this wacky social networking resumes - she lists her fellowship at the Claremont Institute, but I never saw CGU and I think I would have noticed since I just left Claremont. 

Yeah, really.  LinkedIn?  Really?

There is a reason that campaigns have "official bios".  Because they are...um...official.  And sent to the press 'n' stuff.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Polemic at September 29, 2010 11:37 AM (bN5ZU)

Bravo!

I hope your proud of yourself!  You single handedly made the entire AP news organization look practically as incompetent as the Obama administration.

Do you realize how hard it is for incompetent journalist ideologues to get job nowadays?

Think of the children, for cripes sakes!

Speaking of UT, still no motive for the math student who took his life after firing a few shots off on campus.

I think he finally realized that he could make a lot more money by just partying and boozing it up and going to law school.

Take the LSAT, hit the Ivys and sleep for the next 3 years.

Seriously, if you study math, you're a chump.  Go where the real money is -- extortion.  You can't spell extortion without tort.

 _{Isn't it kind of hard to shoot yourself with an AK-47?}

Not really. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2010 11:44 AM (osFsP)

LOL, if those menu prices above are reflective of the overall cost of living in AK I don't blame her at all.

Of course, she has a right to capitalize on her notoriety, but who is watching her son while she's doing these things? 

Todd (grandma, grandpa, etc)

 and how is this helping her complete her education? 
She gets paid for these stints--- could go a long way to pay for a college degreee. 

I'm sure it's been said 200+ comments later, but they're working on that Ashley Biden/coke story, right. RIGHT?

"Though she never referenced herself as such, and given her shy nature, this week's introduction on the show announced that she's "the teenage activist from Alaska"... activist."

She did one PSA about teenage pregnancy that I can recall.  And there was a single appearance on "Secret Life," an ABC cable-outlet program about teenage pregnancy / motherhood.  That's about the extent of her "activism" that made it to a national level.  I don't really know what you would call her "cause," though, because I don't think it is explicitly pro-contraceptive or pro-abstinence or pro-life.  It's just...uh...sex-leads-to-pregnancy awareness, I guess...

Speaking of UT, still no motive for the math student who took his life after firing a few shots off on campus.

As the mathematics Imam, I would just like to say that the woeful pay for math professors is the cause of this and if we are not paid more, this kind of thing will -- regrettably -- happen much more often.

But my god, the anti-gun nuts are out in force today.

Guns don't kill people, crazy mathematicians kill people.

If a new math building isn't built and mathematicians aren't given much higher salaries, I cannot be responsible for what happens on the "math street".

Probably pissed off at all the law students cause they have it so easy.

Posted by: polynikes channeling Amishdude at September 29, 2010 11:47 AM (m2CN7)

You are learning, young Padawan.

I am beginning to care less and less about the Palins (especially Bristol, mention of whom is particularly annoying).

However, that said: we have reports of planned terrorist attacks, a war, economic troubles, a possibly historic election, FBI investgations of possible connections between anti-war groups and terrorists, unemployment troubles, possible union chicanery, investigations ongoing concerning voter fraud and intimidation,....

and Bristol Palin in a bar and grill is calling down legal scrutiny, is a big news story?  At least the accordion playing dog was entertaining.

i'm going to say this for the first time in my life. Palin's GO kick Ass!

I'm behind ya!

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 29, 2010 11:48 AM (IqIVj)

En Fuego?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2010 10:38 AM (7BU4a)

Just to be clear, Al Gore's kid was busted doing 100mph+ in a Prius, intoxicated, with big fat bags full of Valium, Xanax, and a sizable satchel of weed.

And it still wasn't fucking newsworthy beyond one sympathetic mention, then down the memory hole.

Just imagine with me, if you will, that it had been Bristol Palin with all those violations. Good fucking grief, the Story of the Century!

I hate the fucking Liberal Democrat Media Complex.

Eisenhower warned us people!

En Fuego?

Posted by: Guy filling in for the guy who shouts "En Fuego!" trying to be relevant at September 29, 2010 11:53 AM (eZ2Da)

I miss him too.

Und den ve multiply ze Mass times ze speed of light... square it... and zee?

No math? no big booms!

palin's are despicable souls. one had one too many kids, (don't consider a down baby a real baby , right)  lefty's?

Bristol dared to do exactly what the left openly advocates at schools across the nation. but  she dared to not crush its brain to hide from the repsonsibilty.

Palin gets thrashed like nothing i've ever witnessed along with bristol and and 2  innocent children. Palin dares to come out swinging , how.dare.her.

"Just to be clear, Al Gore's kid was busted doing 100mph+ in a Prius, intoxicated, with big fat bags full of Valium, Xanax, and a sizable satchel of weed."'

I'd just passed under some high-voltage power wires!  The accelerator was stuck!
*Paris Hilton leans in to whisper something*
And all that other stuff wasn't mine.

Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2010 11:58 AM (UqSuH)

No, it's redundant.

No crime? Have you LOOKED at those menu prices? Grand larceny!    Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 10:58 AM (fgCQL)

The only way they would get that kind of money out of me is if they had a gun or a hooker.....and they would stand a better chance going with the hooker.

I spend part of every month in Anchorage - at the Hilton Hotel just across the street from RumRunners. They have awesome food and it's a huge place that caters to tourist during the summer season.

What everyone has to remember is the current Mayor of Anchorage is a weaselly little democrat and a majority of the state bureaucrats are dem sympathizers. This is gotcha politics of the first order and won't do anything more than piss off the majority a little more than it already is - and will make Joe Miller a US Senator in spite of Leeza Muffcowskis snit fits.

277 Bristol is beginning to appear to be an idiot who likes to have her face in the media, and while this is all bullshit enough of it can bury you.

The sad fact is the media will not redirect to more newsworthy things -- they won't; they are a propaganda arm so might as well get used to it.  So you can't just focus on newsworthy things thanks to them.

So, only two things to do: Alinsky them right back -- focus on their shortcomings and hypocrisies as well as those of their masters.  Unfortunately, in so doing you'd better forget about a free, open, and unified society for good -- it will either be one side or the other that "wins"; or, take the high road and hope for the best -- which means you could be allowing the leftists a walkover win.

Doing a little of both, and much of it ineffective and tenative, is a guaranteed loss.

"Just to be clear, Al Gore's kid was busted doing 100mph+ in a Prius, intoxicated, with big fat bags full of Valium, Xanax, and a sizable satchel of weed."'

Wow.  That's amazing.  How have I not heard about this revelation?

Not the drugs and DUI; that I knew- but a Prius will break 100 mph?  Was it falling off a cliff at the time?

Arrrgh!  Let's try that again

Services:
Walk-Ins Welcome
Good For Groups
Good For Kids
Take OutCatering

(Emphasis mine)

Addenum:  The establishment bills itself as being "good for kids", however it is unclear from a legal standpoint whether the reference applies to minors or young goats.

Geez, that Mr. Scribbler is an asshole, alright.

You have a real chip on your shoulder.  Hate Palin much?  You're a sicko leftard, aren't you?  Go back and scribble more of your idiotic ramblings... on the wall of your cell.

Palin should file a lawsuit for harassment if at all feasible.

Oh please!  I wish she could for all the hell she has caught at the hands of the MFM, Libs AND Conservatives.  Sheesh... short of bear baiting, gang rape and child sacrifice, the Palins have been the favorite whipping boy of too many for too long.....right down to Trig who is hated for simply being a kid who should have been killed by his mother. 

I have no pity for anyone on either side who has sat back and either agreed with or not bitched about or participated in the crap throwing.

I live here - Rumrunners is a restaurant.  At about 11pm it turns into a 'bar', but from 10am until 11pm, it is operated as a restaurant.  These dem idiots up here have nothing better to do than follow anyone that has 'Palin' in their name around and try to villify it. 

Rumrunners isn't even fun, it was a promotional appearance - people need to get lives. 

Thing of it is: I could care less if Bristol Palin was even in a bar doing kamikazes and car bombs -- if caught she should be arrested just like any other citizen (if she got special treatment because of who she is that MIGHT be a story); the same would go for Gore's son, Biden's daughter, Chelsea and the Bush twins...and even Obama's cocaine use in hs/college.  It is a matter of so what, just as long as they don't get any less/more treatment if found in violation of the law than any other citizen. 

I could care less about those things; I care about deficits, wars, terrorism, civil unrest, domestic and foreign policy...that sort of thing. 

Stalking the Palins is more like it. There are leftists stalking this under 21 girl to report her to the authorities in order to get her busted, or just to cause a stink.

These people are creepy. 

Sarah Palin needs to start mocking these people pubicly.

First she had that douchebag Jerry Brown abusing his power of office by investigating the legality of her speaking at a California college for a fee....

....and now she has these ballsucking Marxist toadies transparently attacking her daughter?

publicly.

(my bad.)

Want to know how Sarah Palin could drive the MFM straight over the fucking edge?

Concealed carry permit.

One for her, one for Todd.

Can you just imagine how much they'd shriek?

The Bob & Mark show set up this gig for Mark.  Sarah and Bristol were on their show on September 21st.  They mentioned the gig for Mark and they were giving away tickets and noticed how many women were trying for the tickets.  Sarah then said that she thought Bristol couldn't go, because she's under 21.  Bob and Mark both made it very clear to Sarah that Rumrunners was picked in order for Bristol to be able to go!  Because, it's a restaurant.

Why hasn't anyone else mentioned this, I don't know.  All that needs to be done is for that clip of that interview to be played.

Also, Mark Ballas does a journal type thing for USAToday.com.  He mentioned that there were a lot of people at Rumrunners for his gig and he really appreciated it.

All that Bristol was doing was supporting a friend for his music career.