1 Has 0bama said yet that he is "deeply concerned" about the spill?

2 I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick.

As long as you're feeling something...you're good.

3 Could have used unemployed people to set up bird cleaning stations, and operate booms along the coast too. But I think just caring, continuing to blame Bush, and claiming to want to know whose ass to kick is much more effective.

 

4 _{Pssst, O, you're supposed to feel their pain.  Or at least say you feel their pain.}

5 Check the basement for pods.

6

In what strange alternate reality did I awake to in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?

I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?

Because with the MFM:

For Liberals: Intentions > Results.  It doesn't matter what happens just that he cares enough about it.

For Conservatves: Results < Expected Results.  Whether they care or not is irrelevant.  And no matter what is accomplished, it is never good enough, and more should have been done.

7 "I CARE" used to be the slogan at work for soliciting donations to United Way.

8 I care about my tenure.

9 Concern is now enough! The MFM's soft bigotry of low expectations.

10 Asking a mere mortal to care as deeply as Obama cares is like asking asking Miley Cyrus to throw thunderbolts like Zeus.

11 And when the manatees are covered in oil, then the Family Guy will have to cease production. It's okay to cry, Ace. _{I know I am.}

12

"In what strange alternate reality did I awake to in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"? "

 

Ace, you forgot tomention his feelings there too.  It's all about communicating your feelings and showing you really care.  If you can do that, you will be a sucess even if there is 18 feet of oil washed up on the beaches of Pensacola, FL.

13 [In what strange alternate reality did I awake to in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?] Answer: The One, where Obama got elected and was considered an "adult" while the other two involved in the election at least had a track record of results to one degree or another.

14 FEELINGS! WHOA WHOA WHOA FEELINGS!

15

At least Hertz Try's Harder

 

16 It doesn't matter whether or not he "cares"; it matters that the spill that occurred on his watch gets fixed, or at least dealt with as competently as possible.

And to the extent that political calculations matter, again, it doesn't matter whether or not Obama is perceived as "caring"; what matters is his perceived competence in getting the problem fixed.

Leadership is about. . .well. . .leading.

17 What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!

18

A&P Cares,

BP doesn't give a flying F**K

19 There are a great many things I care about. However, I do not actually do anything about them, partly out of apathy or laziness and partly out of futility-- I don't have the power to do anything about them.

--This is inculcated at a young age in public schools, but really gets drilled in college: "caring" about Tibet, "caring" about the spotted owl, "caring" about Darfur.  Distract them with esoteric causes they can't affect at all, so as to distract them from things like personal responsibility, and slightly wider social problems than can be tackled . . . but maybe oughta be taken care of by unaccountable bureaucrats.

20 Ace, this is unfair. Even as we speak the president is practicing a focus-group-tested simulacrum of empathy. And then the earth will heal!

21 Old and busted: Doing stuff to solve problems.
The new hotness: Caring about problems.

22

Posted by: Prezdent Easy Bake Sings Your Requests K-Tel Records $14.99 CD $15.99 cassette at June 08, 2010 05:05 PM (ERJIu)

 

What? No 8-track?

23 Palin, or Pawlenty, or whoever, needs to put their fist through a wall over this.  Get their hands casted up, and yell to the media, "See how much I care?  I broke my damn hand, I'm so pissed off over this!  Vote for me, America!"

24 I care about whether or not mortgage gets paid.

I did not pay my mortgage!

I WIN!

25 Delightful. 

CHART OF THE DAY: Banks Are Lending Money Like Crazy To Single Borrower - Uncle Sam


Message: I care.

26 I CARE" used to be the slogan at work for soliciting donations to United Way.



Would you like to donate to the United Way?

No thanks, I don't need to, I care!

27 Um, Uncle Bill used to defend his performance by saying he worked harder than anyone else...or something like that. Effort counts to these academics.

28
I don't care about what you care about.  I don't want a hug, motherfucker.  Pay my mortgage and gas bills!

29 Well, it's been like a week now since Caring Obama got James Cameron on the leak and still nothing.  And Cameron cares too.

30 BTW, what color is the Disaster in the Gulf™ awareness ribbon?

31 Uh, Ace...could you get your ass down here with a bottle of Dawn detergent, stat?

32 19, right, to explain away the lack of tangible, real action, the left claims that "raising consciousness" is in fact a tangible, real action with tangible, real results. So they go to a Sting concert and tell themselves they've really "done something." This line of thinking may be ingrained in progressives, but it's not applicable here at all, because 1) the president has a huge federal bureaucracy to actually get things done with, and 2, one can hardly "raise consciousness" about Obamatrina any further. Note that Bush got shellacked for failing to deal sufficiently within 72 hours of a hurricane but Obama has 45 days to play golf and flirt with Paul McCartney.

33 I heard it was an oil spill that forced Ace to leave his home planet of Endor.

34 30 BTW, what color is the Disaster in the Gulf™ awareness ribbon? Posted by: damian at June 08, 2010 05:09 PM (4WbTI) Kind of a sick greenish brown.

35 "I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick. "

How would you even know what that feels like?

No, nevermind.

36 I cannot stand all of this touchy feely "oooh, I care so much" cr@p.

Who cares what they feel? If we cared about that, well, wouldn't someone like Mother Theresa be an excellent President?

We don't elect people to "care."

We elect them to "do things." And "get results."

Someone needs to remind 50% of the population of this fact.

/for a good explanation of why half of our population is full of sh*t, google "thinking vs. feeling" and look at one of the MBTI based links. For the most part, they just can't help it. If only we could banish them to some island....

37 BTW, what color is the Disaster in the Gulf™ awareness ribbon?

Deep blue and dipped in 10W40

38

A&P Cares,

BP doesn't give a flying F**K rat's ass

FIFY. Gotta keep up with the memes.

39 This is inculcated at a young age in public schools, but really gets drilled in college: "caring" about Tibet, "caring" about the spotted owl, "caring" about Darfur.  Distract them with esoteric causes they can't affect at all, so as to distract them from things like personal responsibility, and slightly wider social problems than can be tackled . . . but maybe oughta be taken care of by unaccountable bureaucrats.

Posted by: asslogprof

Mark Steyn noticed this years ago. He noted that if Donald Rumsfeld said to the owner of a car that bore a 'free Tibet' bumpersticekr, "that's a great idea! I'm sending in the 3rd mech Inf today!" they'd be horrified. The motivation here is to be seen as observing all of the pieties. Correct attitude about global warming, immigration, racism and the list meanders on. It matters not wht they do.

 

I get lectures from an asshole brother in law about the glories of trees and wildflowers over lawns. In Delaware, we now have a yard waste ban for the landfills. This idiot lives on nine acres in a forest, and they dump what little yard waste they have over a hill. I have to maintain a huge compost heap. And never mind that grass clippings are far easier to compost than leaves. he lives one way, and shows up at every family function to give lectures on how everyone else should live.

40 I did something to stop or slow the oil slick.

I wished really, really hard. But, as there are other people in the room, I didn't wish that hard.

41

"caring" about Darfur.  Distract them with esoteric causes they can't affect at all

Darfur was always a great one to use against them.  Getting them to admit something must be done.  Sometimes they'd even argue for using the military in that capacity.  Yet they still would ignore the humanitarian aspects of invading Afghanistan and Iraq.

42 Well, speak for yourself. Why, just last night I stole a razor, grew giant moth wings, and flew over the gulf while cutting all my hair off.

I did my part.

43

I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?

When Prez Bush didn't immediately run screaming away from a group of small children on September 11, that was like TOTAL proof that he didn't care.

When he made a joke in Mississippi after Katrina, that was PROOF that he was a racist who didn't care about the black people in New Orleans.

But now...we haz a prez who said ASS, so I can tell he cares and everything is going to be okay.

(Except the bad parts, which are the fault of the evil corporation and the people with British accents who work for it. )

44 We're HOPING something happens at anytime now that could CHANGE the situation in the Gulf. Sounds nice, huh? With the right messenger we could win elections with that claptrap.

45 I will now offer up the focus-group tested phrase that will issue forth from the West Wing on the morrow in the aftermath of the poll-tested Chris Christie "ass"-laden impersonation the President previously offered:

GRAVELY CARES^tm

I understand there will be buttons and everything.  The corpse of Gerry Ford could not be reached for comment.

46 I remember when I was a wee sprat.  I told Sally Campbell that I really cared about getting in her pants.  It didn't work.  She was smarter than 52% of the population.

47 I picked up TWO tar balls off of the asphalt here. So I care even more than you all and Obama do.

I winz!

48 Ace, your word thoughts make my eyes rain.

49 I parked next to a car I saw not long ago with Coexist and Obama stickers.  I was damned near reduced to tears of joy that the Obama sticker had been removed. 

50 I will not bother to point out that the MFM was less-than-interested in whether Bush cared that 9/11 happened on his watch, or cared that the War in Iraq took a bloody awful turn.

Hrmmmm.  I remember them being quite invested in portraying Bush as not caring how many people--Iraqi or American--were killed in Iraq, at least around the time of the 2004 general election.

51 I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick. Well at least your getting some?

52 I heard it was an oil spill that forced Ace to leave his home planet of Endor.


He was just trying to get his ass to Mars.

53 In what strange alternate reality did I awake, in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?

I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?

Ace,

No offense, but where the fuck have you been?

The bloody history of the 20th century is the story of why collectivism and just about every other damned thing the left stands for is not only wrongheaded but evil.  Anyone with half a brain and an ounce of integrity now knows that collectivism brings economic stagnation and misery at best and genocidal mass murder at worst.

If it weren't for the left's success at the satanic trickery that leads masses of idiots to believe that "caring" is determinative, collectivism would not even be on the table.

54 We care a lot!

"About disasters, fires, floods, and killer bees!"

55 So they go to a Sting concert and tell themselves they've really "done something."

This line of thinking may be ingrained in progressives, but it's not applicable here at all, because 1) the president has a huge federal bureaucracy to actually get things done with, and 2, one can hardly "raise consciousness" about Obamatrina any further.

Note that Bush got shellacked for failing to deal sufficiently within 72 hours of a hurricane but Obama has 45 days to play golf and flirt with Paul McCartney.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2010 05:10 PM (66DVY)

--To be sure, and that "caring" mentality is why liberals give each other gold stars for doing that and little else.

But maybe we need to send more positive energy to the Gulf.

56 I thought I killed off those damn Care Bears long ago!!

57 #39 Blue Hen - Mark Steyn noticed this years ago. He noted that if Donald Rumsfeld said to the owner of a car that bore a 'free Tibet' bumpersticekr, "that's a great idea! I'm sending in the 3rd mech Inf today!" they'd be horrified. The motivation here is to be seen as observing all of the pieties. Correct attitude about global warming, immigration, racism and the list meanders on. It matters not wht they do.

I'd be horrified too. You don't send Mech Infantry to Tibet! That's mountain and  light infantry country!!

58 Back Off Bitches!

59 Sending out psionic brain waves to the Gulf doesn't work, I tried. And if you live in Louisiana and suddenly find yourself tormented by a poltergeist, I apologize. p.s #33, Endor isn't a planet.

60 The motivation here is to be seen as observing all of the pieties. Correct attitude about global warming, immigration, racism and the list meanders on. It matters not wht they do.

I can't remember who I stole this from, but you can't be a "champion of the oppressed" if no one's oppressed.

61 I don't have a “User-Operated Amusement Apparatus for Fucking with a Crazy-Stick the User’s Skull", but please feel free to suggest this for use at the White House. They do not seem to be returning my calls or emails.

62 It is called Post - Modernism, and it is killing Western Civilization. But it won't kill me, or my family. I fucking reject this sort of equality-in-emoting as being any way the same as proper performance of a duty or job. Come and get me , motherfuckers, I'm waiting, and I'm loaded.

63 Where oh where is Van Jones when you need him most!

64 As a serial parent, I see each of my kids go into middle school, where the boys and girls all cuss like stevedores to demonstrate their bona fides in the "I'm an adult and to be taken seriously" and "keepin it real" departments.  How does this differ from what our President, I say again, our President did with his asinine comment. 

65 My sister-in-law makes a damned good living as a Life Coach off the 52%ers.  It's because she "cares" or something.

66 The price of beer and cartridges on the rise?  I care.

67 54 We care a lot!

"About disasters, fires, floods, and killer bees!"

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at June 08, 2010 05:16 PM (zgd5N)

 

I think this one is more appropriate for Obama.  Its on the intellectual equivalent.

We Care-a-lot

68 I am reminded of the scene in "Airplane"... when Robert Stack asks Robert Hayes if he has every flown a 4 engine jet before.... when he says no Robert Stack gets up and starts saying there's no hope and everybody ought to just go home. Then Lloyd Bridges pulls him aside and tells him to at least dump them into the lake.

Yeah... that is what Obama needs... that Lloyd Bridges type of guy to keep him focused. You know... like a laser beam.

69
p.s #33, Endor isn't a planet.

Nerd-ass nerd!

70 #67 actually nevemind they're actually advocating doing something.

71 19 There are a great many things I care about. However, I do not actually do anything about them, partly out of apathy or laziness and partly out of futility-- I don't have the power to do anything about them. --This is inculcated at a young age in public schools, but really gets drilled in college: "caring" about Tibet, "caring" about the spotted owl, "caring" about Darfur. Distract them with esoteric causes they can't affect at all, so as to distract them from things like personal responsibility, and slightly wider social problems than can be tackled . . . but maybe oughta be taken care of by unaccountable bureaucrats. Posted by: asslogprof at June 08, 2010 05:06 PM (Mmw0q Get it right, dude. In the biz this is termed 'Raising Awareness'.

72

Speaking of the spill...

Oh my eff.

They say the goal of the group is to get one million supporters. Time, so hoping to see that goal achieved, doesn't realize their forty-three readers in doctor's offices all across the nation won't make a lick of difference.

73 I'd be horrified too. You don't send Mech Infantry to Tibet! That's mountain and  light infantry country!!

Posted by: Oldcat

Well that's true. I suspect that their notion of being horrified would be predicated upon other factors.

74 Not getting ass over an extended period of time! I care.

75 as a Life Coach

Golgafricham Ship.  First bay.  No waiting.

76 I don't have a “User-Operated Amusement Apparatus for Fucking with a Crazy-Stick the User’s Skull", but please feel free to suggest this for use at the White House. They do not seem to be returning my calls or emails. Please ignore the above imposter-imposter. I am the one true patent-holder. The White House is welcome to use my device, but I have not tried to contact them. And, the concept of this "User-Operated Amusement Apparatus for Fucking with a Crazy-Stick the User’s Skull" intrigues me. I shall set to work on a design post-haste!

77 p.s #33, Endor isn't a planet.



Things change. You can bet your ass on that.

78

I care that Barack hasn't gone all brown and busted some caps in BP's ass.

As far as you caring, Ace, that's all George Bush's fault, isn't it?

79 I wonder if Facebook would allow me to create a group called "Nuke Facebook From Orbit To Make Sure"?

80

Who cares what they feel? If we cared about that, well, wouldn't someone like Mother Theresa be an excellent President?

Seeing as Mother Teresa actually ran an orphanage in a really tough area in the world, she would probably be a massive improvement over President Angry Eyes.

81

Obama cares deeply about the oil spill.  I have every confidence that as this becomes more and more newsworthy, he'll do everything he can to limit the damage _{to his non-stop re-election campaign.}

Is a golf course threatened?  His cronies in Chicago?  Obama is a narcissist.  He cares about the spill- and everything else- only to the extent that it affects him directly.

82

p.s #33, Endor isn't a planet.

I always thought that it was kind of ambiguous.  Whether Endor referred to the Sanctuary Moon, or the Planet which the moon orbits around. 

83

In what strange alternate reality did I awake, in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?

I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?

It became, not only relevant, but central, when the GOP allowed the empathetic Latina retard to slime onto the SCOTUS, as her main qualification (as explicitly enunciated by The Precedent) was her "empathy".

Once the GOP decided not to die on that hill, then, they opted to have the US to die on it forever after.

When you can't reject the nomination of a retard who thought that adjectives didn't exist in Spanish (when she was already at Princeton!!!) whose greatest characteristic is explicitly given to be "empathy", then there's nothing left. Nothing.

That is when the US found that it was truly the Rule of Man and Man's emotions that guided this nation rather than any quaint notion of the Rule of Law or reason.

84

64  Good one!

Obamatrina -- when keeping it real goes too far.

 

65 What exactly is a "life coach"?  Is it like a personal shopper or something?  I ask in seriousness, as I've never seen one in my neck of the woods.

85 ThoughtCrime is the worst of crimes. Not caring is the worst of ThoughtCrimes. Ass.

86

And if you live in Louisiana and suddenly find yourself tormented by a poltergeist, I apologize.

I've had problems with two different pieces of electronics this week and here I was blaming it on the kids.

 

87 The One Great Ace (pbuh) said: 

In what strange alternate reality did I awake, in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?
I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?
I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick.

It' just like Rush always says -- the libtards judge others (but esp. themselves) on their Intentions; not on the results of their twisted world view. 

88 Fuck! Ass!

89 By the time this clusterfuck Emoter in Chief runs through the full gamut of emotions the oil will have pretty much covered the entire Atlantic Ocean.

And they'll still try to find some way to pin it on Bush.

90 79 I wonder if Facebook would allow me to create a group called "Nuke Facebook From Orbit To Make Sure"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 08, 2010 05:26 PM (+BcQ3)

I'd say go for it.  I bet you'd get a good number of users to join up.  And then all the idiots that don't get the joke too.  So bonus.

91
Obama has cared a lot about his typical white grandmother, Reverend Wright, Blago, Van Jones, his illegal auntie, his hut living half brother, Chicago housing projects, Arlen Specter, your personal health care, yada yada yada.
When Obama cares about you, be afraid, be very afraid.

92 It doesn't rain but it pours:  CONFIRMED: Aerial Video Shows Second Leaking Rig Near The Deepwater Horizon



and I care.

93

1. I care deeply about the oil slick. It really bothers me. I'm not being sarcastic-- it does.

2. I have done absolutely nothing to stop or slow it.

I just wanted to point out that I match Obama 2-for-2 on this issue. So do most of you.

Actually, you more than match The Precedent since you haven't stopped Louisianna from implementing their ideas to safeguard their shores and inlets from the coming oil.

The federal government is responsible for the defense and cleanup of the spill (which they have tons of control over and experience with) but they have done less than nothing in that.  They have impeded the states from defending themselves from the coming oil. 

Also, you have probably talked about nuking the well at some point, which means that you have done more than the federal government at trying to stop the leak, in the one way that only the federal government can do.

94 All those poor people in the Superdome in New Orleans?  Didn't care a bit.

95 89 Wrong verb tense: they have already found a way to blame Bush...Halliburton! (it's the moral equivalency of Booosh in leftyspeak)

96 Why does this crappy text box keep showing text as italicized and then make it plain when I post it?

I need some experts to tell me whose ass I kick over this.

97 Gulf Coast ass ain't what it used to be. And I oughtta know.

98 Somewhere, in the vast churning sea of cliches that is Obama's speech archive, he HAS to have bloviated about 'pouring oil on troubled waters'. That clip would be comedy gold! Much better than the 'healing planet' drivel.

99

Except the President of the United States can call the CEOs of Chevron and Exxon and Devon and Conoco and National Oilwell Varco and Halliburton and demand that their best and brightest talent and all of their technology be brought to solving this problem with the full, immediate cooperation of BP at every step, and he can announce such a plan on national television whenever he wants, and he can even set himself up for the possibility of failure in order to manage everyone's expectations of him.

That would've been a good move, 47 days ago.

100 I need some experts to tell me whose ass I kick over this.

Fuck it.  That's retarded barry's job.

101 That's mountain and  light infantry country!!

Are you f***ing nuts!? Go into China with light infantry? Force multipliers don't multiply that high. It would be like challenging Bill Gates to no limit hold'em with 10 bucks in your pocket. _{(He went all in again? How many times can he do that?)}

102

I care deeply about the oil slick. It really bothers me. I'm not being sarcastic -- it does.

And I don't believe you, Ace, and I don't believe President Obama. If either of you cared, you'd have dropped f-bombs on this subject.

(I am being sarcastic.)

103 EMPATHY. It's so, soooo, important to Obama.

104
And I already know whose ass needs kicking. However, being a Sith gives me...other alternatives to expressing my displeasure.

Also, a certain way of accepting apologies.

105

Ahhh... but for the Bush/Katrina Obama/oil spill corralary to be correct, we must have multiple people stateing that it was an EPA plot that blew up the well... so they could push through Cap and Trade!

Gotta start a good conspiracy here...

106

1. I care deeply about the oil slick. It really bothers me. I'm not being sarcastic-- it does.

2. I have done absolutely nothing to stop or slow it.

Hmmmm ... there's an idea. Does oil stick to Ewok fur? I'm thinking the Ace-O-Skim might make for a nice supplement to the HQ's 2010 operating cash flows (currently projected at $-1.98 after deducting expenditures for Val-U-Rite and bacon).

107 I miss the Goode Family.

when Ubuntu apologizes to his father for using so much gas in the car, dad responds, "It's OK ... what's important is that you feel guilty about it"

108 "I always thought that it was kind of ambiguous. Whether Endor referred to the Sanctuary Moon, or the Planet which the moon orbits around. " Ambiguous? The emperor calls it a sanctuary moon & Admiral Ackbar calls it the forest moon of Endor. They don't mention the planet, do they?

109

That would've been a good move, 47 days ago. Posted by: FireHorse

All that and more for sure. Except for the fact that the Fed and it's many tentacles of departments and agencies is not built for action. The central purpose for our federal bureaucracy is to interrupt and tax.

The BP trial should be immediately followed up by a GOP lead investigation of every agency involved. The main line of questioning would revolve around, "Can you prove that your agency's actions contributed to solving the problem?"

110 I care like a Care Bear cares, aware that this scare will bring despair to The One who needs to grow a pair.

111 #102 You free Tibet by occupying Tibet not Shanghai. Lets see China supply troops over those mountain roads. Gives the air force some practice.

112 #85 unknown jane - I think its like a mother-in-law, except not as close, and you have to pay them a lot of money. Someone to nag you and run you down because you aren't good enough now.

113 I don't care, just plug the damn hole.
http://tinyurl.com/yhlxqc6

114 I feel your pain, Bubba.

115 Like I would tell my guys when they apologized for fucking up, Don't be sorry, be better.

116

I, Ace of Spades, Also Care Deeply About Obamatrina

You didn't curse, liar.

117

Ambiguous? The emperor calls it a sanctuary moon & Admiral Ackbar calls it the forest moon of Endor. They don't mention the planet, do they?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 08, 2010 05:45 PM (wd0Iq)

Yeah but the thing is that he could be calling it the forest moon of Endor like saying the moon of Earth.  Maybe they don't name moons?    Yavin IV referred to the planet that moon orbited around and it didn't have a name.  So its sort of ambiguous to me.

118 2. I have done absolutely nothing to stop or slow it.

I just wanted to point out that I match Obama 2-for-2 on this issue. So do most of you.

If you haven't actively interfered in the response effort, then you're actually ahead of Obama. 

119 "Yeah but the thing is that he could be calling it the forest moon of Endor like saying the moon of Earth." I see what you're saying, but Darth Vader speaks of his son being among the rebel force who had "landed on Endor". He didn't say "moon of".

120 I blame other people for my lack of experience, action, and honor.

121

-->In what strange alternate reality did I awake, in which the standard of presidential performance isn't performance at all but "caring"?

-->I'm sorry-- when did this become even relevant, let alone determinative?

-->I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick.

Then you'll really love the disclaimer that Wilder publishers is putting on its booklet of The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and Articles of Confederation (from iowntheworld):

This book is a product of its time and does not reflect the same values as it would if it were written today.  Parents might wish to discuss with their children how views on race, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, and interpersonal relations have changed since this book was written before allowing them to read this classic work.

Through the looking glass.  All the way.

122

#53 nailed it.

Liberal 'caring' has resulted in the deaths of more than 100 million people in the 20th century.

Liberals like to talk trash about the Crusades. Their pets Socialism and Communism may have killed, in less than 50 years, more than the total population of the areas that 'participated' in the Crusades.

I'll pass on Liberal 'caring' unless I have a gun in my hand to protect myself from it. They'll 'care' you to death.

123 Just watched a today show clip of obama where he admits that he has never even spoken to the BP CEO. give me a break. he hasn't even talked to the guy, but he has time to fraternize with paul mcartney, and sit through a kelly clarkson set. he's had how many parties now? how many rounds of golf? he sounded like a cornered little lying child uttering excuses about the 24 hour news cycle, all the while explaining how mad he is about the spill.

the next campaign commercials for the GOP should include the following: a split screen showing the oil flowing out of the well, with obama on the other side partying it up like marie antoinette. at the end the words, "I haven't actually spoken to the BP CEO because in my experience, when you talk to a guy like that they just tell you what you want to hear...." the commercial should the end with the clip of obama telling a crowd how when he's elected, the sun will come out, the earth will heal, and all will be right in the universe because he, the ONE, has taken his rightful place as divine right philosopher president of the USA. then of course, it should be pointed out that obama has always been big on telling people what they want to hear.

remember nightline with ted kopel? remember during the iran hostage crisis how the show started every night with, "Day 242 of the iran hostage crisis..." well, that's what needs to be done with the gulf oil spill. "day 129 of the BP gulf oil spill..."

he's jimmah carter the II.

124 I deeply regret that I have but one ass, one damn hole, and two reusable fukyeww fingers to give to my country.
Can I finish my waffle now?

125 -->Just watched a today show clip of obama where he admits that he has never even spoken to the BP CEO. give me a break.

Just like when the Indonesian Imbecile was deliberately stalling and dithering on the troop requests for Afghanistan and it was discovered that the retarded prick hadn't even spoken to Petraeus in all that time.

I still cannot believe this Amerifca-hating imbecile hasn't been removed from office, yet.  They're going to let him burn it all down.

126 Obama's "I care" == Clinton's "I feel your pain"

127

Fuck you all.

I said I CAIR.

128

Obama's fate is tied most to Bab's Boxer.  She is the canary in the coal mine for the Dems for 2012.  If Boxer loses, the Dems will be looking for a way to push Obama out prior to 2012.

I think Helen of Thomas's 'ride' over the last week is helpful.  I remember the first time HT questioned Obama and said at the time 'there's no way he puts up with that for too long, she'll be gone prior to O's first term'.  The O team used HT's 'own goal' to do the dirty deed, absence their fingerprints.  Well played by O's team.  I think the same thing happens if Boxer loses.  The Dems won't need to put their fingerprints on this one because the Republicans will do it for them.  But they'll be happy and will fight only for show.  I don't see Obama resigning - I see him pulling an LBJ to stop the investigations.

In this regard I think the Dems learned a lesson from the Clinton debacle.  By doubling down on the Big He they created two problems in 2000:  1)  Gore wasn't a sitting President during relatively good economic times (the NASDAQ bubble hadn't fully burst yet) and 2)  the Dems looked weak on morality (and word meanings, is, in particular).  This time, they show O the door.

 

 

129 Not a single person on the Bret Baier's panel has a clue what they are talking about.  Rich Lowery and Bill Kristol are miserable dolts whose opinions should be kept private, as they are worthless.  They are useless idiots.

Meanwhile, AB Stoddard and Juan Williams are being their usual imbecilic selves.

I can't stand these people.  They are so clueless, it's nauseating.

130 This shit never happened during the Bush administration because oil slicks have nightmares about Dick Cheney!

131 Palin, or Pawlenty, or whoever, needs to put their fist through a wall over this. Get their hands casted up, and yell to the media, "See how much I care? I broke my damn hand, I'm so pissed off over this! Vote for me, America!"

Posted by: Dave S at June 08, 2010 05:07 PM (leNBy)

Here ya go.  Not that angry, but she does take him to task.

132 dude? Beer Pong is the highest form of caring..............

133 I care, I really do but let me also take this time Matt to complain  about how the media is being so mean to me. I don't remember the media ever treating George Bush this badly... don't you remember the support they gave him after hurricane Katrina?    

134

Ace, you rarely remember your dreams? Don't smoke pot within 3 hours of bedtime. Fixed.

Also, Obama says 'don't make excuses.'

135 So this morning on Today Obama was very frustrated because lots of people on the other side had negative remarks about his performance on this issue...but none of them had any better ideas.

I have a better idea. Here's what I would have done...

I know that I would have waited about a week and then sent a S.W.A.T. team to the rig. Then I guess I would have to second guess the people that actually do this for a living and tell them what to do. I'd probably look like I was going to take all the credit at first, then blame them when it didn't work immediately. Then I'd threaten them. I'd send lawyers. Then I'd get offended if they hired lawyers. Then I'd go some morning talk show and try to sound as un-presidential as possible.

Oh, that's what he did too?

I guess I really don't have any better ideas.

136 Now is the time when the Earth begins to heal.  I am the great and powerful wizard Obama!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE PODIUM!

137

I feel like I'm being skull-fucked with the crazy-stick.

Welcome to my world, man.

138 Obama, phone Palin. She'll walk you through this.

139 Remember when all we could hope for was that Obama would get as little accomplished as possible during his presidency? Yeah, well...

140 Because, with progressives, what matters are intentions.

141 When did "caring" become so relevant? I date it to the night before Election Day, 1992, when Bill Clinton aired that shameless 30-minute sob-soap promo "A Place Called Hope" or "The Man from Hope" or whatever that piece of rot was called. "I FEEL YOUR PAIN"

142 54

Sweet! I was waiting for someone to link Faith No More.

143 Better video  of the same song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1g9PFtSCKw

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145 2000 died from Katrina

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