Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 01, 2010 07:40 PM (0fzsA)

Oprah still leads her zombie legions for some reason. Seems to work still.

"are you calling me a liar?".

Yes, Liar, imbecile, douche bag, cock sucker, ass hole and fucktard.

Any other questions dumb fuck??

Life? Hell NO It Funds Abortion!

Liberty? Hell NO! Where is the Liberty in a Federal Mandate!

Happiness? Where is the Happiness in getting raped by the Federal Government against our will? and to make it worse being forced to pay them for the anal raping!

It also says int he Declaration of Independence about the "consent" and the will of the people..

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

know what? - the children are still screwed aborted.

FIFY

Illinois... PLEASE SUCCEED FROM THE UNION!

-and take California with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2010 07:43 PM (UOM4

No sense in letting all that re-inforced furniture to go to waste. I guess a great many daytime TV viewers identify with a fat, ugly, stupid whiner.

It's almost as if the entire sitting Democrat Congress has been infected with a brain-wasting disease.  My money's on advanced syphilis

Cannot.Stop.The.Laughter.

Okay so Hank Johnson has a facebook page. Here's his most recent post:

1 DAY LEFT IN 1st QUARTER: Help Hank finish strong with your $10 contribution today.

Here are the responses:

-- We are at the tipping point!

-- Hank, I so wanted to contribute, but I had an unfortunate accident at home. You see, a friend came to visit and I opened the door for him and, unfortunately, with both of us on the same end of the house, it tipped over and capsized! I never would have though this could happen, it's not a houseboat, or even a mobile home. If I can right my house and find my checkbook before November, I'll send you $1.82 because we need more uneducated mindless comedians in DC (as Michigan proved with their election of Al Franken)

-- Time to retire, I think.

-- Hank, I would love to help you with my $10 but the island I was on capsized and my cash floated away. Sorry, dude.

Me?

Worry About A.I.D.S.?

Never.

Patrick Henry is sobbing in Heaven right now.

Give me liberty or... hey, are those donuts?

If Obama was a medical Dr. I sure as hell wouldn't go to him if I had an emergency.

Worried my wife will flip out and shootme to daeth in a Hotel Room -  Why would I worry about that?

Pass the Zoloft...

The Lapine Republic demands an apology from Mr. Hare as he gives all herbiverous quadrapeds who hop a terrible name.

Where is Bun Bun when you need him?  Bun Bun for the House of Representatives.

Worried about an iceberg? Pshaww! This is the strongest ship ever built. Nothing can sink it.

USS Titanic.

Passin' on the Outside?

I Don't Worry...

What?

Me?

Worry?

Where is Bun Bun when you need him?  Bun Bun for the House of Representatives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2010 07:56 PM (h26oE)

"Bun-bun: Time to die, Nerd-Boy!"

Ka-Click!

Heh.

67 Yeah minus the "Franken from MI" thing, pretty outstanding.

What's priceless is that it's a fan page!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 01, 2010 08:00 PM (EtJIS)

This is about Nam, Walter.

This is about a Government Peeing on My Constitution.

Worried about going to space?

I don't worry about the Shuttle. 

This is N.A.S.A..

It is hard to imagine that this waddling fat fuck is a Congressman.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 01, 2010 08:05 PM (EtJIS)

All things end.

Seems to be a lot of fatties in Congress.

Tell me how hard it is to come up with "opposition ads" the these fucking socialists.

"Senator Douchebag VonHare thinks the Conststution is irrelevent, and doesn't give a fuck about it...Vote this prick out come November"

Paid for by Hateful/Racist/Christianistas.

Ok, maybe leave the last part out. But seriously, how hard is it to used their own words against them.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 08:08 PM (otlXg)

Where does one run to when the island is capsizing? You'll only die tired.

People get the government they deserve. Always.

If we allow this kind of thing to continue, if we keep electing these venal turds into office, if we keep sacrificing the long-term health of the republic for short-term expediency, then we deserve what we will most assuredly get.

I wish we still lived in the kind of country where this weasel would be tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail. Alas, both the times and that breed of citizen are gone.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 08:09 PM (otlXg)

Not always...

Posted by: sifty at April 01, 2010 08:08 PM (EtJIS)

Not a problem. His healthcare will be gold plated.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 01, 2010 08:02 PM (UpeYO)

I would argue that is not quite the case. The left indeed feels no restrictions based on law, but they do expect us to follow them to the letter.

I don't think they will change their minds on their own lawless behavior as long as this is the case.

You want a toe I'll get you a toe.  I'll get you a toe by 2 o'clock.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 01, 2010 07:42 PM (0fzsA)

We don't count?

Worried about that rag tag army crossing the river at this time of year?

I don't worry about that.

Posted by: rightzilla at April 01, 2010 07:41 PM (rVJH4)

Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world...
Narrator: ...But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N.
[pronounced "un"]
Narrator: and the U.N. un-nazied the world - forever.

Worried about Elin reading my texts?

I don't worry about that.

<bq>Cannot.Stop.The.Laughter.

Okay so Hank Johnson has a facebook page. Here's his most recent post:

1 DAY LEFT IN 1st QUARTER: Help Hank finish strong with your $10 contribution today.

Here are the responses</bq>

I was gonna contribute! Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

People can pursue life, liberty and happiness ..

Where I sign at for my new gubmint Harley?

In the words of the immortal Janeane Garofalo,

"Holy shit, you bastards!  We're supposed to be the intelligent ones!  If we are all this stupid ...

...ahhhhhhh I'm an idiot!  Someone please - just shoot me!"

Groan.

Hard to believe that this guy is in the district next to Aaron Schock's (i.e., the Republican who represents the congressional district which Caterpillar calls home.).

_{165 Glad to see we finally got around to electing Congressman Tommy Callahan.}

Anything you want to keep Cold, Son.

I care more about the people that are dying everyday without health care.

This has always struck me as a colossally stupid way to think of human mortality.

First of all, simply giving people health insurance does not necessarily mean they have access to good health care. If I'm alone on a mountain with a busted leg and a blizzard blowing in, all the health-care insurance in the world isn't going to do shit to save my life. And I'm I'm out of my insurance network, on vacation, or have a certain kind of illness or injury, my insurance may not cover the problem.

But more importantly, granting universal health-care insurance is akin to putting fancy wallpaper over walls with rotting beams. You go on thinking everything is hunky-dory until the house falls down. The key to living a long and healthy life is altering your personal behavior -- avoiding risky activities, eating right, getting exercise. You could go to the doctor every single day and get every test under the sun, but you could still die of a heart attack at 35 if you don't eat right.

This is when the authoritarian impulse that always runs like a river in the Democrat heart will begin to surface. If people won't act right, why, you must force them. For their own good, of course! It's already happened with smoking, and is in the process of happening with foods like sugar and trans-fats. "Health care", in this Democrat universe, becomes a complete abdication of your personal life to the ungentle ministrations of D.C. bureaucrats.

Ski with a Helmet?

I don't worry about the Trees when I ski.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tar Concession Mistress at April 01, 2010 08:24 PM (UOM4

Scuba gear.  He may have to swim for miles to get out from underneath the island capsized on top of him, especially if he's not at the least widest point.

And the fat prick looked like the picture of health. Waith 'til he has to go to the mandatory state run fat farm.

"Hey tubby, wann take them brats outta yer pocket on the way out"?

Posted by: This is Phil Hare at April 01, 2010 08:31 PM (XaQVn)

In a normal year there are a lot of Democrats that go unchallenged. This year, there are hardly any that don't have a Republican opponent lined up. Tsunami a'comin'.

_{But more importantly, granting universal health-care insurance is akin to putting fancy wallpaper over walls with rotting beams. You go on thinking everything is hunky-dory until the house falls down.}

_{Posted by: Monty at April 01, 2010 08:33 PM (I2/to)}

I don't worry about my walls having beems and my ceilings having studs.

@44: "The left have nothing to offer but tired emotional propaganda."

Wanna feel sicker?  Realize that that tired, emotional propaganda works on about 50% of the voting public every year.

HUTCH..Minister of pointing out fat chicks.

(Even though I love 'em)

Ski with a Helmet?

I don't worry about the Trees when I ski.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at April 01, 2010 08:34 PM (9VkLI)

Heh, me neither, that's for pussies.

Posted by: Monty at April 01, 2010 08:33 PM (I2/to)

Indeed: the way ObamaCare purports to address the issue will increase demand for health care services while perpetuating and expanding the disincentives that drive doctors out of the profession.  So the supply of health care services will decrease and -- guess what? -- the price will inevitably go up.

At the same time, in the name of "fairness," those of us with gold-plated Cadillac health care plans will either have to pony up big new taxes or take reduced coverage with reduced benefits -- exposing us to more risk and more chance of being bankrupted by unexpected health care costs.

Can you imagine being one of the intelligent members of Congress (and, yes, I believe there are some) and having to face working with these idiots?

@152: "And if we don't remind people that they're responsible for the debts they incur"

And, if you're stupid enough to still be responsible, you're responsible for the debts that everyone else incurs, too.

Remember Raoul Julia in "Gumball Rally" when he tore the rearview mirror off the Ferrari?

"The first rule of Doemocrat a-rule (shreds the Constitution), is that these old a-scribblings, does a no conern us!"

I don't worry about the Constitution on this.

FIFH

I'm burning a copy of this for my indash DVD player. When I get busted blazing thru a tollbooth at 120mph, ripped on Valu-Rite..I'm gonna play this for the cop.

"Your silly motor vehicle code doesn't concern me...send me a fucking ticket in '14, asshole". He may laugh so hard, I might get off. Or tazed. Again.

"Phil Hare is a prince among princes, and I support his effort to admonish those condescending conservative columnists."

-Sheriff Joe Biden

Ski with a Helmet?

I don't worry about the Trees when I ski.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at April 01, 2010 08:34 PM (9VkLI)

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Heh, me neither, that's for pussies.

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HEY!

"Very rarely has so much stupid been packed into just a little more than 3 minutes."

yay! yet another prize won by my home state.

Lafayette Ind. is only about 60 miles away, maybe I should think about moving there...

Drive when sober?

I don't worry about narrow bridges when I drive.

-Ted Kennedy, Dead Son-of-a-Bitch

@233: "If that guy's recliner doesn't have a toilet in it, the next round's on me."

Go 'way! 'Batin'!

25. Places that succumb to the Arabs are quickly ruined.

[...]

The reason for this is that (the Arabs) are a savage nation, fully accustomed to savagery and the things that cause it. Savagery has become their character and nature. They enjoy it, because it means freedom from authority and no subservience to leadership. Such a natural disposition is the negation and antithesis of civilization. All the customary activities of the Arabs lead to travel and movement. This is the antithesis and negation of stationariness, which produces civilization. For instance, the Arabs need stones to set them up as supports for their cooking pots. So, they take them from buildings which they tear down to get the stones, and use them for that purpose. Wood, too, is needed by them for props for their tents and for use as tent poles for their dwell­ings. So, they tear down roofs to get the wood for that purpose. The very nature of their existence is the negation of building, which is the basis of civilization. This is the case with them quite generally.

Furthermore, it is their nature to plunder whatever other people possess. Their sustenance lies wherever the shadow of their lances falls. They recognize no limit in taking the possessions of other people. Whenever their eyes fall upon some property, furnishings, or utensils, they take it. When they acquire superiority and royal authority, they have complete power to plunder (as they please). There no longer exists any political (power) to protect property, and civilization is ruined.

Furthermore, since they use force to make craftsmen and professional workers do their work, they do not see any value in it and do not pay them for it. Now, as we shall mention, labor is the real basis of profit. When labor is not appreciated and is done for nothing, the hope for profit vanishes, and no (productive) work is done. The sedentary population disperses, and civilization decays.

Furthermore, (the Arabs) are not concerned with laws. (They are not concerned) to deter people from misdeeds or to protect some against the others. They care only for the property that they might take away from people through looting and imposts. When they have obtained that, they have no interest in anything further, such as taking care of (people), looking after their interests, or forcing them not to commit misdeeds. They often level fines on property, because they want to get some advantage, some tax, or profit out of it. This is their custom. It does not help to prevent misdeeds or to deter those who undertake to commit (mis­deeds). On the contrary, it increases (misdeeds), because as compared to getting what one wants, the (possible financial) loss (through fines) is insignificant.

232  Yeah, he is.  That district is pretty much signed, sealed, and delivered by the unions.  And nearly one half to a third of IL is safely in the hands of the Democrats from now until it all comes crashing down unless the GOP in this state can get off its lame ass. 

I can vote...but my district isn't one of the ones that's giving people fits, and it also doesn't have that large of a population.  But I have heard that the county over is letting their university students vote in their elections...a lot of those students are from (drum roll) Chicago.  I wonder if they also get to vote in their home districts as well?

Seriously, I think the only way my area can break away from this nightmare is to secede from this mess.  I would like to keep the name of Illinois; they can find another moniker.

Seriously, I think the only way my area can break away from this nightmare is to secede from this mess.  I would like to keep the name of Illinois; they can find another moniker.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 08:58 PM (5/yRG)

Assholia?

Can you imagine being one of the intelligent members of Congress (and, yes, I believe there are some) and having to face working with these idiots?

Maybe that's what kills their will to fight the idiocy...

Posted by: unknown jane at April 01, 2010 08:58 PM (5/yRG)

Assholia?

that makes me the the Ayatolla of Assholia... woot!

@252: Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 08:57 PM (erIg9)

Attention, peasant.  We have noticed your repeated use of "RAS" in your above-dated internet posting.  Obviously, this is a poorly-disguised reference to the ethnic slur "Rastis."  Your thought-crime has been duly noted.

_{165 Glad to see we finally got around to electing Congressman Tommy  Harry Callahan.}

_{A girl can dream can't she?}

Attention, peasant.  We have noticed your repeated use of "RAS" in your above-dated internet posting.  Obviously, this is a poorly-disguised reference to the ethnic slur "Rastis."  Your thought-crime has been duly noted.

Posted by: Your MSM/.gov Betters at April 01, 2010 09:06 PM (kmEfr)

I would be very happy to discuss this with you in person. Please bring notarized documentation showing you've given power of attorney to next of kin when you come to my place.

267  Seriously, I think the only way my area can break away from this nightmare is to secede from this mess.  I would like to keep the name of Illinois; they can find another moniker

oh yeah? i'll tell you what, ill tell all you mofo's

when Da CUBBIES!!!! win the world series this year, it'll be mothafuckin Chi-town baby you all of you

yeah, i said it

266 Well, Decatur has shifted to R somewhat -- since the whole tire plant debacle  and the continuing slide into the ninth pit of hell (I used to live there -- that town is a little Detroit on the prairie).  If Catepillar moves jobs to China thanks to this idiot admin, and Deere closes a few shops -- well, the Dems will lose quite a few votes.

I know this is racist and perhaps wrong -- but the Dems are increasingly looking at the Black, Latino, and Middle Eastern vote in IL...and dumbass college types, mustn't forget those.  They've been slowly frakking the union workers over the past 15 years (in a noticable way, not so hidden like before), at a level they used to use for farmers, right to workers, and small businessmen; now, the union votes aren't a dead certainty -- they're pulling out all the stops to use the race card and the kiddie card. 

Things are going to get ugly in my state really soon I'm afraid.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2010 09:19 PM (Gk/wA)

tar and feathers don't give a damn about districts.... just sayin'

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 01, 2010 09:13 PM (erIg9) 

What's worse is the embarrassment on many GOPers' faces when a conservative brings up the Constitution.

Though, not to be a total downer, the GOP state AGs are giving me some hope, along with a few in the House and Senate.

C. S. Lewis

We are dealing with people who think that they can stop death and change the weather.

I know I'm just a stupid voter but I wish they'd stop speaking in Austrian ...

There was a link in somebody's post this morning that sent me to the anarchists web site. They are using "Constitutionalists" as a derogatory term. They think it is something to sneer at and, I suppose, something that those right wingers hold up as important but which isn't really.

The left has managed to dumb down the population to the point that they don't know on what laws their country is based.

When the constitution becomes a bad thing, bad things happen to the consitiution, damnit

Germans, PearlHarbor? Constitution, democrat Legislation?

Analogies are hard, like the new math, Obamath.  My worst subject.

281  Joe, you know I love you, and as a Cubbies fan myself I can feel you there -- but you know damn good and well the Cubs aren't going anywhere near the Series this year, let alone win it (that's got to wait until the 7th seal is broken and the armies of the righteous come down from heaven to make war against the legions of the damned...I read this someplace).

And if it meant getting rid of  this sort of thing...well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing make.  I can always watch on tv.  Better yet, we make up our own baseball team; one that wins at logical and appropriate intervals...maybe even has a shot at winning the Series without intervention both sacred and profane.

H. L. Mencken

Better start looking for a job.  You betcha.

When we get these guys one-on-one we need to be polite

Nah...get in their faces, call them out on their lies, mock them, belittle them, embarrass them, make them feel like total fucking assholes....let them blow up and get it on film.

I've given up trying to have reasoned discourse with them.... fuck them.

They and their partners in the media will do anything to try to marginalize the right..

...ain't fucking happening. They're going to hear from me

dagny, thats his congress pin, it allows his to pass through security at the capitol

his way of saying LOOK AT ME!!

The point was that the bill wasn't available for long enough for this guy to have read it 3 times. If each page takes a minute then there is no way he could have read it---he was lying and he knew it.

It's like me saying I read Atlas Shrugs last night. Couldn't happen. If I said that, it would be a lie and an obvious one.

You could only say that to people who have no idea how big the bill was and didn't know how long it was available to be read.

Congressman Dickweasel,

That kid you mention?

Why do you deserve better health insurance than him?

Sincerely,

Fuck You.

The dumb fucker who is only debasing the Presidency actually said this in his State of the Union address:

"We find unity in our incredible diversity, drawing on the promise enshrined in our Constitution, the notion that we're all created equal..."

...and remember he is supposeed to be a Constitutional scholar

Ha! His congress pin. There must be something nefarious there.

A few years ago when my oldest was a freshman in high school we took him to the restaurant to meet his date for homecoming. He Dad shows up and has on a pin. He was a serious dick, "I'm picking up my daughter at 10--don't know how your son is getting home." My husband, always trying to be nice, asks him about his pin. He says, "Phi Beta Kappa". I burst out laughing. What a douchebag. Yeah, you're cool.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at April 01, 2010 09:37 PM (dQdrY)

That admission that he violates his oath to protect and defend the Constitution (beautifully honed in on by the videographer) ought to be enough to have him tossed from Congress, immediately.

Next time he tries to speak..shout him down...do not let him get a word out

...because I don't care about the Constitution on this

317  KidCare is a joke.  It's a reason why some doctors, dentists, you name it are leaving IL.  KidCare hasn't paid it's bills for at least the past 6 years (and it hasn't been around that long -- 10 or 11 I think).  If your kid is on KidCare expect to get emergency room service and a notice from a debt collector -- the hospitals are sending their bills to debt collectors rather than to KidCare; they figure they can get it out of the clients a dollar at a time and still get paid more quickly.

The sad part is that a lot of people who got laid off or are unemployed in this state went onto KidCare because it was supposed to be supplemental insurance where you got some choice as to your own doctor and either use the insurance you had and/or pay a small payment and then KC would pick up the rest.  Plus, you could get off the program when your circumstances improved, or move to a higher paying bracket within the program and get more options of provider.  Sounded great and not like welfare -- a lot of people signed up for it (and I might add a lot of people with good jobs and 3000 sq ft. homes, two new cars in the drive, and who should not have been allowed to get on state run health insurance).  Before too long nobody was taking KidCare...and the state just sent you a letter stating that after perusing your family income (how they got it? well that's a mystery) your kids were automatically enrolled in the program.  I should know, I got one -- and haven't been able to get off of it ever since (and while we're not loaded, we're hardly poor, and have our own insurance, wtf???). The bastards still send me letters and little cards and reminders to take my kids to the doctor.

I'm kinda guessing that's how this healthcare scam will go down.

would have backed him into a corner that made him REALLY look stupid

Shirley, you fuckin jest. If "I don't care about the Constitution" isn't REALLY bad already, what would be?

Rat Patrol,
  too many people have NO idea WHY he should care; how many people do we know that think this healthcare bill is bad, but, for some reason, still think the Federal Government has all sorts of authority to do 'things'.

The schools do nothing but produce more of the same. How long do y'all figure you can string this out before the left has final victory?

Posted by: lemosley01 at April 01, 2010 10:15 PM (giEbw)

Mattera did just fine in that interview. O'Reilly (who doesn't understand jack about any of this) was wrong and so are you. Franken looked like the arrogant fool he is. If Mattera had been polite, Franken would have come off like a normal person, which he isn't. 

The display of a lack of respect for these turds is important.  Very, very important.  They show a lack of respect (and no politeness) to everything of value in this nation, so they deserve to be treated in kind.  It makes more of an impact, too.

You don't treat scum as if they were respectable people and you don't treat nasty retards as if they were people with integrity.  I don't know why you don't understand this.

The Indonesian Imbecile has been making a total fool of himself, daily, since he got into office, but that hasn't sunk in with the public, yet, because people continue to be polite to someone who laughs at the kid gloves.  If Krauthammer and some others would start talking about how truly stupid the guy is, things would change quickly, but they are scared to, and we all, and our nation, suffer for it.

None of these people said anything I would use in an ad.

I would have argued that some parents can pay, some parents cannot.  But to entrust all of them and their care to a government that without-a-doubt cannot pay isn't a step up, and we are about to learn this in the worst way possible.

Well, I, for one, resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses." This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in America. But beyond that, "the full power of centralized government" -- this was the very thing the Founding Fathers sought to minimize. They knew that governments don't control things. A government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they know when a government sets out to do that, it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose. They also knew, those Founding Fathers, that outside of its legitimate functions, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector of the economy.

First : "I don't care about the constitution" is a clear violation of his Congressional oath!

Second: "I believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" is in the Declaration of Independence knot-hole, not the Constitution.

And by the way, that's a hoseshit tie you're wearing, too, you self-congratulatory prick.

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