August 31, 2010
— Ace
Here's a funny, unrelated thing. Jon Stewart was talking about the bedbug epidemic, which, by the way, seems to be an EPA-engineered pestilence, because they no longer permit pesticides that actually work. So you'll just have to live with them, okay?
Anyway, Isabella Rossellini had recently done some bizarre documentary called "Green Porn" about animal mating rituals and techniques. Her bit on bedbugs was particularly creepy:
It's like she's describing my perfect date.
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Posted by: Have Blue at August 31, 2010 09:22 AM (mV+es)
Posted by: Guy who rejects everything that's NOT NATURAL at August 31, 2010 09:25 AM (QbA6l)
Posted by: 300M Dead Poor Darker skinned folk at August 31, 2010 09:26 AM (OsAaC)
Posted by: Rachel Carson in hell at August 31, 2010 09:28 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 09:31 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Randy at August 31, 2010 09:31 AM (zQKSr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2010 09:32 AM (VW9/y)
Posted by: Obama at August 31, 2010 09:33 AM (lsJMg)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 31, 2010 09:33 AM (PA722)
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 09:34 AM (f+r1n)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 31, 2010 09:35 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: Jake The Snake Roberts at August 31, 2010 09:36 AM (kxQZx)
If men were like bed bugs, us women would all look like a chunk of swiss cheese wearing an eye patch.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 09:36 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 09:36 AM (UOM48)
Traumatic insemination. You could use the process as an allegory for liberalism.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 31, 2010 09:37 AM (0q2P7)
The gentle stench of shit for brains could be used as a training aid.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2010 09:37 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Men Without Hats at August 31, 2010 09:38 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 09:38 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 31, 2010 09:38 AM (9cflz)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 31, 2010 09:40 AM (eRjGt)
Just in time for Obama's victory speech. *spit*
Posted by: Jake The Snake Roberts at August 31, 2010 09:41 AM (kxQZx)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at August 31, 2010 09:41 AM (PTZtg)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 31, 2010 09:41 AM (9cflz)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 31, 2010 09:42 AM (9cflz)
DDT is a wonder chemical that has haved the lives of half a billion people. It was banned over hysteria and lies. The lives of half a billion more are lost or put at risk every decade for it's absence.
I hate leftism.
Posted by: Truman North at August 31, 2010 09:43 AM (3h3kv)
If men were like bed bugs, us women would all look like a chunk of swiss cheese wearing an eye patch.
That could go on the "worst dates ever!" thread.
Posted by: EZB at August 31, 2010 09:43 AM (Ty06w)
Posted by: EZB at August 31, 2010 09:44 AM (Ty06w)
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2010 09:47 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 31, 2010 09:47 AM (9cflz)
Nikki Haley now leads Sheheen by 16 points, 52-36, up from 49-35 late last month. Haley also leads Sheheen among independents by 13 points.
From Raz
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 31, 2010 09:48 AM (L8kaT)
How many High School thrash bands do you suppose are now called "Knife Dick"?
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 09:48 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2010 09:50 AM (Hx1qz)
Or Dick Knife? How about Abdominal Slash?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 31, 2010 09:51 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: ingenus at August 31, 2010 09:51 AM (+sBB4)
And that will never happen.
The mosquitoes and bedbugs have more honor than environmentalpatients.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 09:52 AM (PJJWW)
Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2010 09:53 AM (KHtHe)
Posted by: buzz at August 31, 2010 09:53 AM (i27M5)
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 09:53 AM (f+r1n)
Newt's listening tour American Solutions called me the other day. They're coming to NYC to speak with small business owners.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 31, 2010 09:54 AM (mHQ7T)
27 I Want Your Money looked pretty good until Gingrich showed up, that dude needs to go away and take Huckabee with him.
I'm sure you felt betrayed when Gingrich sat on the couch with Pelosi and talked about GW, but if Huckabee had done it, it would be less a betrayal and more a reveal.
/nitpick
Posted by: Cincinnatus at August 31, 2010 09:54 AM (8AyDn)
now heading up Obama's Climate Fraud team (can't recall her exact title)
No, that's it. You got her exact title right.
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 09:54 AM (f+r1n)
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 09:55 AM (f+r1n)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 31, 2010 09:56 AM (9cflz)
Posted by: Captain at August 31, 2010 09:56 AM (L8kaT)
See there, I AM über-intelligent. I just can't go around with my diploma stuck to my forehead.
Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 31, 2010 09:56 AM (M6enm)
Posted by: The Maine Twins at August 31, 2010 09:57 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 09:57 AM (PJJWW)
Exactly! We'd make a fortune and we could even have it come in different scents-- citrusy for the kitchen, lavendar for linens, stale beer and pretzels for the den etc...
Posted by: EZB at August 31, 2010 09:58 AM (Ty06w)
"Sniff sob Sniff Sniff aaaaand I, I diiiiiid it.."
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at August 31, 2010 09:58 AM (qL20/)
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 09:59 AM (PJJWW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 09:59 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Gold and Silver at August 31, 2010 10:01 AM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2010 10:03 AM (hV/FZ)
Posted by: SteveN at August 31, 2010 10:03 AM (7EV/g)
That sort of satisfaction makes up for having to listen to MoDo and Bill Mahertard and the rest of the liberal yappy dogs try to be funny for eight years.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 10:04 AM (PJJWW)
Posted by: motionview at August 31, 2010 10:05 AM (zRbkQ)
Posted by: Barry the O at August 31, 2010 10:05 AM (UOM48)
Definitely a candidate for best nic EVAH!
I'm still standing.
Posted by: London Bridge at August 31, 2010 10:07 AM (L8kaT)
He's a monument to wasted talent.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 10:07 AM (PJJWW)
The Great Way has no gate,
A thousand roads enter it.
When one passes through this gateless gate,
He freely walks between heaven and earth.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 31, 2010 10:08 AM (0q2P7)
The Secret Service had to remove the streamers, basket, and ching-ching bell from Obama's little girl bike for safety reasons.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 01:59 PM (PJJWW)
Did the Secret Service also remove the playing card Joker from the spokes that O'Wussie used to thrill the liberal crowds?
Posted by: Fish at August 31, 2010 10:08 AM (v1gw3)
Papa Soros told Bambi to take it out of our paycheck.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 10:10 AM (PJJWW)
But?!? We saved a bird. And lots of mosquitoes. Or something.
Posted by: We? You got a friend in your pocket? at August 31, 2010 10:11 AM (n8Nln)
#36 One guy tore down the Iron Curtain, the other is stymied by a simple gate.
My new mosque at ground zero will have a huge minaret on top....just about like THIS.
Posted by: Barrack Imam Obama at August 31, 2010 10:11 AM (J5Hcw)
He's a monument to wasted talent.
Posted by: sifty at August 31, 2010 02:07 PM (PJJWW)
Meh. All Stewart really does is play out of context sound bites and make silly faces. It's not like he was setting the world on fire before TDS.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at August 31, 2010 10:12 AM (w9BEi)
Posted by: John stewart at August 31, 2010 10:16 AM (lsJMg)
Most actor's political knowledge can be boiled down to that. I submit Matt Damon!'s comments RE Sarah Palin as exhibit A.
It's not like he was setting the world on fire before TDS.
Wait, he didn't win an Oscar for his performance in Big Daddy? *scratches head*
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 31, 2010 10:16 AM (9hSKh)
As for the EPA and DDT I'll repost the link in my earlier post:
Here is something every good Moron should read:
FACTS VERSUS FEARS: A REVIEW OF THE GREATEST UNFOUNDED HEALTH SCARES OF RECENT TIMES
http://tinyurl.com/38ugzvc
Don't worry about the "price" you can download the pdf
version from the link on the right for free.
BTW, you can see from the story on DDT that the Nixon appointed William Ruckelshaus was a huge mistake from the get-go.
Yes, idiot Nixon appointed a damn eco-tard from CA as the first head of the EPA and he purposely set it up to grow into the monstrosity it is today.
Ruckelshaus should go down in history as the biggest mass murderer in history. He actually overroad the recommendation that DDT NOT be banned and gave no reason for doing that. Pure executive fiat.
Perhaps EPA should get zero budget anyway.
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2010 10:19 AM (/jbAw)
We are the best administration since reconstruction, and our ability to lead the American people into the new world order as number two or possibly number three is our solemn promise.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Vice President at August 31, 2010 10:19 AM (v1gw3)
Who saw Gibbs on Fox this morning??
I'm no fan of Gretchen Carlson but she left Bobb butthurt.
It was truly a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Frau Sebelius at August 31, 2010 10:21 AM (UJwmH)
I didn't see the joker in the spokes. I was busy cursing the joker in the seat.
Posted by: MikeO at August 31, 2010 10:21 AM (lBmZl)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 31, 2010 10:25 AM (pr+up)
Vice President Biden is correct. America must accept our new position in the world order because of our racism, jingoism, nativeism, and waring against other nations to steal their oil and mineral resources.
Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at August 31, 2010 10:26 AM (v1gw3)
All Stewart really does is play out of context sound bites and make silly faces.
I HATE THAT SHIT. That stupid face thing like that other idiot pet detective guy. Make me want to put my foot through the screen. God, that annoys me.
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 10:28 AM (f+r1n)
O/T: Anyone just hear erin interview the WH guy on CNBC? So the guys arrested when they got off the plane from Chi town were bringing gifts to family????
Posted by: curious at August 31, 2010 10:29 AM (p302b)
everyone i know gets their news from stewart and colbert with a little bit of fergueson thrown in for good measure.
Posted by: curious at August 31, 2010 10:30 AM (p302b)
Posted by: curious
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Now, that's sad!
Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at August 31, 2010 10:31 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 31, 2010 10:31 AM (F5Uas)
"It's not like he was setting the world on fire before TDS."
He did however, set Tawny Kitaen's pants on fire. Anybody remember her appearing on his talk show in the early '90s? She did everything but mount him. "Savagely horny" doesn't even begin to describe it.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 10:31 AM (HaYO4)
Did VP Biden really say that?
Posted by: Penfold at August 31, 2010 02:29 PM (1PeEC)
I haven't heard that specific comment, but have heard numerous other nonsensical screeds from Biden and the other Marxists/progressives in the Obama Cabal.
Posted by: Fish at August 31, 2010 10:32 AM (v1gw3)
And porn mags under the mattress.
Posted by: CUS at August 31, 2010 10:35 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 31, 2010 10:36 AM (F5Uas)
Posted by: curious at August 31, 2010 02:29 PM (p302b)
Duh...haven't you heard?? Pepto Bismol, broken watches and cell phones are all the rage in the Middle East? Kids are running around playing Martyrs and Infidels its a real Hoot!!//
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Posted by: alextheknife at August 31, 2010 10:43 AM (0WLbw)
FORT BLISS, Texas – Hours before addressing the nation, President Barack Obama told U.S. troops just back from Iraq that his speech outlining the withdrawal of combat forces "is not going to be a victory lap" nor a cause for celebration.
"The main message I have tonight, and the main message I have to you, is congratulations on a job well done," Obama said.
He also noted that there remained "a tough fight ahead in Afghanistan ... A tough slog."
He hits new levels of douchiness every day. What an out of touch arrogant asswipe. A tough slog for that asshole is getting an umbrella through a gate
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 10:45 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Men Without Hats at August 31, 2010 01:38 PM (wuv1c)
You got nothing in three days, the Battle of Fredericksburg, VA.The casualties sustained by each army showed clearly how disastrous the Union army's tactics were, and Burnside was relieved of command a month later, following the humiliating failure of his mud march The Union army suffered 12,653 casualties (1,284 killed, 9,600 wounded, 1,769 captured/missing).
Stop whining. It's war.
Posted by: Gen Lee at August 31, 2010 10:52 AM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 31, 2010 10:53 AM (eyHnk)
Mark Belling subbing for Rush today, and he just destroyed a liberal caller from San Antonio. Didn't know Texas grew liberal assholes?
Posted by: Fish at August 31, 2010 10:53 AM (v1gw3)
since reconstruction
So Biden knows a lot about Andrew Johnson and Ulysses S. Grant? Yeah, Joe even those corruptocrats are better than you.
Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 10:54 AM (f+r1n)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 31, 2010 10:56 AM (eyHnk)
Ah shucks, I used to meet Ulysses great-great-great grandaughter Agnes down at Katy's for waffles. Never tubed her because of my great respect for U S Grant.
Posted by: Joe Bite Me at August 31, 2010 10:56 AM (v1gw3)
Actually, there was a pro-DDT professor who started every lecture he gave by eating a pinch of DDT to show that it was safe. (And, no, he didn't die young.)
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Isn't Dallas really bad for them? (I seem to recall from commenters here.)
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