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August 09, 2010

Final Re-Request: Hey, Can You Vote for Good Short Film?
— Ace

Hey, sorry to ask one more time -- but he's losing.

If you can, if you haven't voted... thanks. Balloting ends today.

A friend of mine did a short film series about geeks working for an online gaming review site, called "The GameRev."

It's entered in a competition. Voting is still allowed until tomorrow.

If you wouldn't mind, go here and scan down to the "T's" -- it's alphabetized under "T" for the "The" in "The GameRev," despite the fact that that's totally retarded.

You can also watch at the button there , but if you don't have time to watch, well I watched on your behalf my guess is that you'll think it's very funny and would want to vote for it.

But seriously, it's a cute look at game-geek culture and nerd heirarchies. A little like Grandma's Boy.

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM | Comments (158)
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1 ugh

Posted by: wirenutdh at August 08, 2010 10:32 AM (BGJIZ)

2 this again.

Posted by: wirenutdh at August 08, 2010 10:33 AM (BGJIZ)

3 Have voted again, still don't know if it took. Worst human factors I have ever seen in an man/machine interface.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2010 10:36 AM (/jbAw)

4 Here is one my daughter did when she was at VCU. Moral Disasterology.

Posted by: sTevo at August 08, 2010 10:39 AM (VMcEw)

5 Voted again.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 08, 2010 10:39 AM (yT8z7)

6 Done. Looks like it's in 3rd place..

Posted by: Dusty at August 08, 2010 10:41 AM (3WVdK)

7 This video kinda reminds me of the day I was in an attic and hurt my back trying to swing one leg over an A/C duct. Time to reconsider that dream of being a Navy Seal. Maybe best to FALL BACK on it. Kinda like that. Or something. No offense.

Posted by: wirenutdh at August 08, 2010 10:41 AM (BGJIZ)

8 wtf?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 08, 2010 10:44 AM (fLHQe)

9 done and done Ace

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at August 08, 2010 10:47 AM (eCAn3)

10 Yeah, it turned into a check but that is pretty shitty feedback if that is what it is.

Posted by: Vic at August 08, 2010 10:48 AM (/jbAw)

I'll vote for your friend, Ace.

But first, you will blow me.

And then, you will accidentally post some links to busty lesbian hentai pr0n.

And after THAT, another beejer would be nice.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2010 11:00 AM (5I/OY)

12 Voted. Now can we haz cheerleaderz!!!!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 08, 2010 11:22 AM (Vol3D)

13 I voted for that poor guy who had zero votes. Sympathy is my middle name.

Posted by: gene at August 08, 2010 11:56 AM (4nxhP)

14 Voted for it again, Ace...

Posted by: CanaDave at August 08, 2010 12:36 PM (A8VBw)

15 Thank you to all of you who have enjoyed the show and voted. And for those of you who don't like the show but voted anyway, thank you as well. I understand it may not be for everyone, but if you give it a chance and watch the whole thing, I think you will find you won't hate it as much as you think. Of course I could be wrong and you could still think it sucks from start to finish. Either way, thank you for watching. A lot of people worked very hard and with no pay to make this show possible. Just having the chance to have people give feedback, both positive and negative, is a big deal to us. Thank you again Ace for posting and thank you to all of your loyal readers. -The GameRev-

Posted by: GameRev at August 08, 2010 01:02 PM (jJyL3)

16 What if i liked 'Super Radioactive Fetu' better?

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2010 08:33 PM (ThOor)

17 done

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2010 08:34 PM (HtIec)

18 Post this shit again and I'm voting against this goddam movie, and encouraging my friends to do the same.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 08, 2010 09:11 PM (lsum8)

19 I second 22

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 08, 2010 09:20 PM (fLHQe)

20 did it

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 08, 2010 09:32 PM (Fr99L)

21 ...of course, the fatal problem with my little plan is that I don't have any friends. Even the lace wig guy won't return my emails.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 08, 2010 09:35 PM (lsum8)

22 So you're the reason lace wigs left.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 08, 2010 09:40 PM (Fr99L)

23 I saw a short firm in Newport RI a few years ago...just amazing. It's an underappreciated genre.

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2010 10:06 PM (DcjTN)

24 Pat Caddell is not a voter, he's a raper, and a damn fine one. However, since Ace gave me the respect I deserve by giving me my own thread, I voted for his "friend", whatever that is. I'm still going to have to rape him though.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 08, 2010 11:14 PM (xO+6C)

25 Either the votin' is already closed (at 4:15am eastern), or there is no link to the movin' pictures.

Or I'm failing their "usability" test.

Yeah, I'm still up at 4am. I keep musician time. I got a clock that only tells me what day it is. So I got...nice..etc.

Pat Caddell made me get that.

Posted by: K~Bob at August 09, 2010 12:19 AM (9b6FB)

26 Yeah, vid link doesn't work (I am stuck in China, where video seldom works). Voted anyway. Any friend of Ace is deserving of 10 or so of my votes

Posted by: In Exile at August 09, 2010 03:00 AM (mt589)

27 Scrap that--video does work. I must have been channeling Joe the Biden there for a minute

Posted by: In Exile at August 09, 2010 03:01 AM (mt589)

28 I don't have any friends... _{Masturbatin' Pete}

Hellooooo sailor!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 09, 2010 04:15 AM (PvGz5)

29 Would one of you please review this graph on American deficit projections at the Globe and Mail website? http://tinyurl.com/2cze76v That graph sure looks odd.

Posted by: Saskatoon at August 09, 2010 04:34 AM (/ks1X)

30 Tried, my impression is that the site deosnt work. Cant watch it either, can you repost a different link to actual movie?

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2010 04:48 AM (85vZQ)

31 So how about them Knicks? Isiah Thomas???????? Next thing your gonna tell me is some minority incompetent inexperienced community organizer got elected .....ah never mind.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 09, 2010 04:53 AM (0GFWk)

32 18 GameRev: if you give it a chance . . . I think you will find you won't hate it as much as you think.

Like my health care bill!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 09, 2010 04:58 AM (8kq7+)

33 Voted for it to make the Ewok happy. If the Ewok ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at August 09, 2010 05:00 AM (8kq7+)

34 Can we vote early and often . . . even if we're dead?

Posted by: Chicago Voters at August 09, 2010 05:15 AM (zgZzy)

34 Scrap that--video does work. I must have been channeling Joe the Biden there for a minute

It's a big frakkin' deal!

Posted by: Joe Bite Me at August 09, 2010 05:17 AM (zgZzy)

Any friend of Ace is deserving of 10 or so of my votes

May we interest you in a pamphlet?

Posted by: The Democrat National Committee at August 09, 2010 05:19 AM (zgZzy)

37 I made it to the 2:30 mark and then weighed the promise of seeing the "Hot Chick" against the excruciatingly bad dialogue and acting that I'd seen so far.

I bailed..

Sure, I voted for the thing.

But I showered afterwards..

The player did not allow for fast-fowarding. So, if somebody could post a screencap of the hot chick, I'd appreciate it. Otherwise, vote for it out of respect for

---------------------------

Technical notes - if the dialogue were speeded up to make it snappy patter-ish, then it might be okay. As presented, it sounded like young guys going through a series of mini-strokes while vocalizing.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 09, 2010 05:29 AM (ruzrP)

The player did not allow for fast-fowarding. So, if somebody could post a screencap of the hot chick, I'd appreciate it.

I'm a hot chick. Want to see a screencap of me?

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at August 09, 2010 05:37 AM (zgZzy)

39 Ugh. Monday and I'm already posting in the wrong threads.

Can I get a trade-in for a better team? I follow the Vikings and the Redskins, with a side of Green Bay...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 09, 2010 05:39 AM (IkEhE)

40
YAY BIG Obama-Pelosi-Biden-Hillary Clinton GOVERNMENT!

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 09, 2010 05:52 AM (0fzsA)

41 I suppose the upside of this is that ace seems to have made IRL friends.

Which will help him with the recovery when ace finally has that full break from reality that we've been betting on, in a secret "Ace Pool" that looks like a mundane Fantasy Football pool.

Entry fee is $5, so far First prize is worth $2,380. It's date and AM/PM. The tie breaker is whether ace is found and he's gibbering about spiders. You can have up to ten date/times at any one time, and there's rolling buy-ins.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 09, 2010 05:52 AM (ruzrP)

42 Ok, watched it- I really liked it! Thought it was funny and well done. I'm going to show it to my 20 yo son, he's a gamer and I know he'll think it's good too. lol

Posted by: gop_patriot at August 09, 2010 06:00 AM (R1SwV)

43 Are there any dicks in the video? I like dicks.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at August 09, 2010 06:13 AM (aB5St)

44 http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html Caught living the AoS lifestyle!

Posted by: apodoca at August 09, 2010 06:16 AM (JCHdz)

45 Okay, voted for a 2nd time, came back no busty cheerleaderz. Not asking for huge boobies, a nice B-C cup would be nice.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2010 06:31 AM (Vol3D)

46 For you, baby, I've done it twice.

I'm a giver.

Posted by: someone out there at August 09, 2010 01:10 PM (wytGn)

47 we're not machines!

Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 01:10 PM (BGJIZ)

48 For crying out loud, Ace, that's enough. Think big, important blog. No more of this small fry, facebooky shit.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 09, 2010 01:11 PM (cxGtL)

49 I am the decider.And i vote no

Posted by: w at August 09, 2010 01:13 PM (yxWkt)

Here, having duly voted for Ace's friend's film, I now feel okay about posting a link to a short film I wrote -- and my script already won the competition, so you can watch it without the pressure of me asking for your support....

Watch AUTONOMY here.

Posted by: Bob Scheiffer's leg bag at August 09, 2010 01:14 PM (7AOgy)

51 This is getting as annoying as some loser in the last thread asking people to go to gunsamerica.com and look up DerekH, because the asshole got laid off and needs money. Bastard.

Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 01:14 PM (BGJIZ)

52 Leg bag off.

Posted by: stuiec at August 09, 2010 01:14 PM (7AOgy)

53 Also i refudiate that video.That is all

Posted by: w at August 09, 2010 01:16 PM (yxWkt)

I have manually stuffed that ballot box as much as I know how short of a script.

If we are just going for a WIN, then we need some scripting Zen Master to jack that number up to a jillion.

4chan, you are my only hope!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 09, 2010 01:16 PM (oIp16)

55 okay, okay, I voted for it. I better not get any Weird emails, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 09, 2010 01:17 PM (uP7xk)

56 My vote's for sale, suckas!

How much handout moolah you offerin'?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 09, 2010 01:18 PM (Ulu3i)

57 My vote is a F%&#ing valuable thing and here I am just giving it away.

Posted by: jcs at August 09, 2010 01:21 PM (r7S15)

58 That film made me want carve swastikas in kittens and set them on fire, hence I overwhelmingly endorse The GameRev. Use this testimonial as you like.

Posted by: Charles Manson at August 09, 2010 01:22 PM (jbVm4)

59 I voted for it.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 09, 2010 01:23 PM (i6UsH)

I'm a hot chick. Want to see a screencap of me?

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at August 09, 2010 09:37 AM

I'll wait for the new shot with you and Elena Kagan, thank you. In fact, I wanna see the full video of that one...I need a good internal cleansing....

Posted by: J. Pinkerton Snoopington at August 09, 2010 01:23 PM (Ulu3i)

61 @ I'm a hot chick. Want to see a screencap of me?
For the love of God, no.

Must. Bleach. Brain.

Posted by: RightWingProf at August 09, 2010 01:24 PM (UOcNk)

62 Blackberry forced to don Burka.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 09, 2010 01:28 PM (i6UsH)

63 Done deal. Good luck to your, um, "friend."

Posted by: Humor Monkey at August 09, 2010 01:31 PM (8/DeP)

Ace - I just voted. Not sure if it took though.

I know this is really some pre-text to distilling the true remnant of AOSHQ fans.

Those who voted are the only ones who will be getting the AOSHQ flyer to join the AOSHQ cruise with Dana Perino.

So vote up morons.

Posted by: journolist at August 09, 2010 01:32 PM (8EEyy)

65 My favorite part was the glory hole in the cubicle wall.

Posted by: Andi at August 09, 2010 01:33 PM (8/DeP)

66 This film gave my Joo-hating soul the fix it sorely needed. I loved the part about Hitler being misunderstood and really being that bad a guy. Thanks The Game Rev!!

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 09, 2010 01:33 PM (jbVm4)

67 Only for you Ace.....Because I desperately want your love and approval.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at August 09, 2010 01:34 PM (HqpV0)

I'd vote but I'm not a U.S. citizen. I'm not even here legally.

Posted by: Juan Valdez, Former Coffee Plantation Owner, Current Busboy at August 09, 2010 01:34 PM (QKKT0)

69 This film gave my Joo-hating soul the fix it sorely needed. I loved the part about Hitler being misunderstood and not really being that bad a guy. Thanks The Game Rev!!

Fixed!!

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 09, 2010 01:35 PM (jbVm4)

70 Don't worry, Ace and friend. I just found a thousand or so uncounted ballots in the truck of my car. Funny how that happens, sometimes.

Posted by: DNC Volunteer at August 09, 2010 01:38 PM (9B8os)

What the critics are saying about the summer smash hit, The Game Rev...

"Ace told me to vote for it so I did." -- Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

"I can't believe it might win. Nobody I know voted for it." -- Pauline Kael, New York Times

"It's alphabetized quite unconventionally, and has some word fragments in its title." Michael Medved

Posted by: Juan Valdez, Former Coffee Plantation Owner, Current Busboy at August 09, 2010 01:38 PM (QKKT0)

72 I have my people on it.

Posted by: Ritchie Daley at August 09, 2010 01:39 PM (vCWr8)

73 OK, I just hit the button. Unfortunately, it's not a very Democratic process--it only lets you vote once! This is disenfranchising dead and felon voters world wide! An absolute outrage!

Posted by: runningrn at August 09, 2010 01:39 PM (CfmlF)

74 This is getting as annoying as some loser in the last thread asking people to go to gunsamerica.com and look up DerekH, because the asshole got laid off and needs money. Bastard.

Yeah, screw that guy. What a maroon.

There's no choice for busty, double-jointed cheerleaders so yer outta luck for my vote.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2010 01:43 PM (P9+0W)

75 I quit posting here because Masturbatin' Pete was stalking me.

I did, however, vote for Ace's friend's movie, even though the bleg link @18 above led to a 404 message. Certainly no more shady than the rest of my friends.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at August 09, 2010 01:44 PM (8/DeP)

76 58 This is getting as annoying as some loser in the last thread asking people to go to gunsamerica.com and look up DerekH, because the asshole got laid off and needs money. Bastard.

Posted by: DerekH at August 09, 2010 05:14 PM (BGJIZ)

Nice guns. 'Think we could work a bulk deal?

I just don't want you having too many guns right about now, IYKWIM.

Posted by: DerekH's former Employer at August 09, 2010 01:45 PM (oIp16)

77 When Witt came up with the idea for Jar Jar Binks, I knew I was in the presence of greatness and The Game Rev proves I'm right. While the Attack of the Clones script is Witt's best writing by far, The Game Rev is not far behind. Please vote for this budding genius!!!

Posted by: George Lucas at August 09, 2010 01:46 PM (jbVm4)

78 This enterprising "friend" of yours must have gotten ahold of those pictures of you and Janeane Garofalo. That was one wild weekend, you 17 shots of Jagir and your girl Janeane. Didn't you get matching Tats?

Posted by: gonzo at August 09, 2010 01:50 PM (VM6jI)

Ace,

PLEASE LOVE ME!!!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 09, 2010 01:51 PM (oIp16)

80 best short film i've ever seen: girl on the subway, backpack, student. she looks back, guy is staring at her. she moves and he's still staring. she gets off the train, looks back and guy got off, too. she walks quickly, faster, looks back and guy is after her! she's running through the empty, tiled metro passageway, the guy running for her & she runs into a beggar, pushes him away the way, goes up the stairs and into the street. light, people, safety. she goes into a cafe. the man stands watching. she leaves the cafe without her backpack. [skip a beat.] explosion. police arrive. she was a terrorist being followed by an undercover security officer.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 01:52 PM (7JES6)

81 very professionally shot, understated play on movie assumptions. an entire movie in 3 minutes.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 01:54 PM (7JES6)

82 there are a lot of very, very professional, competent sharp people who can make these things.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:00 PM (7JES6)

83 which brings me back to led zeppelin.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:01 PM (7JES6)

84 who would've thought that jimmy page, some kid from surrey, would have composed the background music for america?

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:02 PM (7JES6)

85
If we can't game this voting, we don't deserve to exist.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 09, 2010 02:05 PM (fx8sm)

86
I'm fearful of voting twice. I might turn into a democrat slug.

Posted by: Fish at August 09, 2010 02:05 PM (v1gw3)

87 i'm talkin' 'bout led zeppelin I. the theme song of america. funny thing, i guess it took some one of (i.e. british) but not from, to write it!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:05 PM (73jUp)

88 it's all about the individual initiative, the love and the [positive environment.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:07 PM (73jUp)

89 Okay, 3rd time voting (made me feel like a democrat). 1st 2 times asked for hot cheerleaderz. None. Didn't have to be big juggy ones, nice sized cans would have been fine. Now, I wants cheerleaderz with Morgana the Kissing Bandit sized whohas.

_{^{I was even classy in describing them also, which should add some points.}}

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2010 02:07 PM (Vol3D)

OK...I've voted 5 times, now. What do I get?

Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 02:08 PM (580hG)

91 OK, you friend got my vote. And the film's not bad, if you're into that kind of stuff. So my ethical credibility as a film critic is still unsullied by the experience, I think.

Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at August 09, 2010 02:09 PM (rNWCy)

92 >>OK...I've voted 5 times, now. What do I get?

You get to live.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 09, 2010 02:09 PM (jbVm4)

93 I could only vote once.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 09, 2010 02:09 PM (i6UsH)

94 hurray for page!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:10 PM (7JES6)

95 Ok. Now I'm offically working for ACORN. Can I open a prostitution ring?

Posted by: dagny at August 09, 2010 02:10 PM (mQvKe)

96 hurray for the british enlightenment ideal!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:11 PM (7JES6)

97 hurray for america!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:11 PM (7JES6)

98 A lot of people worked very hard and with no pay to make this show possible. Just having the chance to have people give feedback, both positive and negative, is a big deal to us. Thank you again Ace for posting and thank you to all of your loyal readers.

-The GameRev-

Posted by: GameRev at August 08, 2010 05:02 PM (jJyL3)

The Video Reminds me of the environment at SimGuild years ago. I sure miss that stuff.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at August 09, 2010 02:11 PM (eVJ7T)

99 ... and if you guys are of it but don't see it, listen to led zeppelin I.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:14 PM (7JES6)

100 Another request to vote for this film? Why, Ace, I feel so...used! I don't even get food out of this.

It sucks that I can't vote a bajillion times. What is this, a fair voting system? Dead people and griefiers are disenfranchised!

In all fairness, the film was decent. A bit too stereotypical and the acting was a bit hammy, but I enjoyed watching it. ("Alex" was too decadent though). I've seen much worse performances *ahem, The Room*.

Posted by: Darryl Rouson, D-St. Petersburg at August 09, 2010 02:15 PM (c0A3e)

101 learn ya somefin, that'll it do.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:15 PM (7JES6)

102 Dirty sock! I blame runningrn.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 09, 2010 02:16 PM (c0A3e)

103 I can't call Michelle a wookie, and I have to vote for this short? Wow, and I thought Obama was an authoritarian!

Posted by: Ace's ruduction to absurdity at August 09, 2010 02:18 PM (LH6ir)

104 I voted no becuase of the white controllers what self respecting game geek has a white x-box

Posted by: w at August 09, 2010 02:19 PM (yxWkt)

105 enough of this tomfoolery! listen to led zeppelin I!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:19 PM (EA+Co)

106 OT: Super-Intelligent Muslim NFL Player to Fast Thru Preseason

_{Heat stroke was not available for comment.}

Posted by: FUBAR at August 09, 2010 02:20 PM (LPL4Z)

107 Watching it made my eyes water, but I voted for it anyway...

Sort of like John McCain.

Posted by: Boxy Brown at August 09, 2010 02:21 PM (PWM6Q)

108 People who don't make any sense infuriate Pat Caddell. Gomm, expect a visit from me in the near future, like midnight tonight. And you better have a sandwich ready or it's going to get ugly.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 09, 2010 02:22 PM (jbVm4)

109

America extends housing, food, and education subsidies to illegal aliens in need. But Mexico receives more than $20 billion in American remittances a year Â— its second-highest source of foreign exchange and almost all of it from its own nationals living in the united states. Are Americans then subsidizing the Mexican government by extending social services to aliens, freeing up cash for them to send back home?

These baffling questions are rarely posed, never addressed, and often considered politically incorrect. But they will only be asked more frequently in the months ahead.

You see, once a law stops being considered quite a law, all sorts of even stranger paradoxes follow.

vdh @nro

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2010 02:23 PM (SbsTp)

110 boxy that was super snarky I like it

Posted by: w at August 09, 2010 02:24 PM (yxWkt)

111 >>> 18 Thank you to all of you who have enjoyed the show and voted. And for those of you who don't like the show but voted anyway, thank you as well.

Was going to just vote, for Ace and all ... but watched it just to see what I was voting for.

You guys that didn't like it (if you watched it all) probably aren't gamers. I thought it was dang good, particularly given the budget!

Posted by: Bill in TN at August 09, 2010 02:24 PM (5KYBU)

112 Ace, did you blow this guy at a rest stop or something?

OK, that was a bit much. Voted again, and I hope the moron hordes can put your buddy over the top.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 09, 2010 02:25 PM (UBQGM)

113 100

OK...I've voted 5 times, now. What do I get?

Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 06:08 PM (580hG)

Free entrance to our club...

Posted by: The Democrats Who Vote More Than Once Club at August 09, 2010 02:28 PM (YVZlY)

114 ...didn't watch it. was listening to led zeppelin I. sorry.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:29 PM (73jUp)

115 was listening to led zeppelin I. sorry.

FREEBIRD!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Stoned out of his fucking gourd at August 09, 2010 02:29 PM (UBQGM)

116 I voted for the flight attendant on the Jet Blue flight that told all the passengers to fuck off,then deployed the emergency escape slide and slid down with a couple of beers from the galley.

Posted by: ziptie at August 09, 2010 02:31 PM (UdYT0)

117 ... & it somehow seems, fresher, cleaner, more positive & lovering than any some such what is then & there & here & now than anything else.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:31 PM (73jUp)

118 Some excellent performances this movie has.

Posted by: Yoda at August 09, 2010 02:31 PM (QKKT0)

119 ... give it a shot. things seem clearer & look gooder.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:33 PM (73jUp)

120 Ace, you gotta new girlfriend?

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 09, 2010 02:33 PM (Fr99L)

121 So Ace, when's your screenplay for "Buttfuck Buddies 3" coming out?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 09, 2010 02:34 PM (o7kZZ)

122 hurray for led zeppelin I, jimmy page, composer of america, and us!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:36 PM (7JES6)

123 ... and hurray for the world!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:37 PM (7JES6)

124 131 So Ace, when's your screenplay for "Buttfuck Buddies 3" coming out?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 09, 2010 06:34 PM (o7kZZ)

As soon as he finishes editing "Rump Rangers II: Trip To Uranus

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 02:37 PM (YVZlY)

125 Gomm, it's time for your ass cleaning. Now, stop jerking off, get out of the bathroom, and get your retarded self over here.

Posted by: gomm's mom at August 09, 2010 02:38 PM (jbVm4)

126 Done, and done.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2010 02:38 PM (4nbyM)

127 OK, I voted for The GameRev.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at August 09, 2010 02:39 PM (PZLW0)

128

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 09, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!111111!!!

Posted by: runningrn at August 09, 2010 02:39 PM (CfmlF)

129 WTF??? Is there a part 2???
I was actually kind of liking the damn thing....

Posted by: Portnoy at August 09, 2010 02:40 PM (azgo2)

130 131 So Ace, when's your screenplay for "Buttfuck Buddies 3" coming out? He'll be plugging that soon.

Posted by: runningrn at August 09, 2010 02:40 PM (CfmlF)

131 ... and dang, could he play g-tar!

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:41 PM (73jUp)

132

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 09, 2010 06:37 PM (YVZlY)

Actually, I thought that Ace's screenplay treatment in "Buttfuck Buddies 2" was too derivative. That scene with the Alien baby coming out of Elton John's ass reminding me of some Sigourney Weaver movie I saw once.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 09, 2010 02:41 PM (o7kZZ)

133 ... and btw, did you know that jimmy page and jeff beck were friends when they were 13 and played guitars at each other's homes? amazing.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:43 PM (73jUp)

134 Was cute and made me laugh. Did my moronic duty and voted, good luck to your IRL friend! And since Ace won't do it, I'll provide some thank you eye candy. Catchy fun pop music for the ladies, hot Korean chicks + soft core porn at the bridge for the gents. Strike that, reverse it for the non-straights. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8M6EaKJTPY

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2010 02:44 PM (lSuMX)

135
FREEBIRD!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Stoned out of his fucking gourd at August 09, 2010 06:29 PM (UBQGM)

Damn straight!!!...Angus Young has the most moving vocals on that song. And Roy Clark's banjo solo was too cool.

Posted by: Portnoy at August 09, 2010 02:44 PM (azgo2)

136 Done deal, Ace.

Posted by: Patrick S at August 09, 2010 02:45 PM (WOj45)

137 you guys are talkin' 'bout butts and i'm talkin' joy & the world. better get ye to led zep I. fast.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:46 PM (7JES6)

138 I done voted already!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 09, 2010 02:47 PM (kJXs1)

139

Free entrance to our club...

Posted by: The Democrats Who Vote More Than Once Club at August 09, 2010 06:28 PM (YVZlY)

Can't I just shoot myself in the head?

Posted by: Steph at August 09, 2010 02:47 PM (580hG)

140 Please excuse my mentally-challenged son (he's actually retarded). From his rampant bed-wetting to his demented desire to blow Jimmy Page, it's all I can do to not drown him in his kiddie pool. What's most disturbing is his "dream" of becoming a doctor someday. The thought gives me chills. His constant attempts to hump his sister are also disturbing. So please forgive him cuz.... he's really, really stupid.

Posted by: gomm's mom, wishing she was dead at August 09, 2010 02:52 PM (jbVm4)

141 you guys are talking sycophantry, butts and homosexual insults. fuck you. glad i was listening to led zeppelin I.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 02:57 PM (73jUp)

142 Gomm, go clean your room. And stop with all the masturbating already.

Posted by: gomm's mom, wishing she was dead at August 09, 2010 03:00 PM (jbVm4)

143

The Hollywood Reporter " While GameRev follows a rather formulaic structure & theme all to often associated with the quirky genius gamer archetype, the sweeping cinematography of its interior shots coupled with a fast paced dialogue, a dialogue enunciated by its dreamy cast, act as bobbin and thread in keeping the audience in stiches.

The MPAA rates GameRev R due to mother board references and some sentiate being role play."

Posted by: hollywood reporter at August 09, 2010 03:00 PM (8EEyy)

144 hey jarry i havent commented here for awhile so i dont if your shit is cool but i have to say fuck off

Posted by: w at August 09, 2010 03:00 PM (yxWkt)

145 gomm, I was listenin' to "A Whole Lotta Love" and smokin' Acapulco shit at $10 an ounce when you was swimmin' laps in your father's yet-undescended nutsack.

Posted by: Old Smelly Hippie Motherfucker at August 09, 2010 03:00 PM (o7kZZ)

146 media, counter media, political dead ends [some common ground, i guess], i'm going back to led zeppelin I. wish you well. glad you're not here.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 03:01 PM (73jUp)

147 Was cute and made me laugh. Did my moronic duty and voted, good luck to your IRL friend!

And since Ace won't do it, I'll provide some thank you eye candy. Catchy fun pop music for the ladies, hot Korean chicks + soft core porn at the bridge for the gents. Strike that, reverse it for the non-straights.

a8M6EaKJTPY

Posted by: LizLem at August 09, 2010 06:44 PM (lSuMX)

Here's something else that is pleasing to the eye: The Saturdays - Missing You.

Posted by: White House intern at August 09, 2010 03:08 PM (7AOgy)

148 ...so this is a poll. my vote is for jimmy page and led zeppelin I. no offense intended.

Posted by: gomm at August 09, 2010 03:13 PM (EA+Co)

149 Wow, ace's "friend" is hot!

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 09, 2010 03:17 PM (jbVm4)

150 -The GameRev-

Posted by: GameRev at August 08, 2010 05:02 PM (jJyL3)

Ace has an actual meatspace friend!!

Seriously, GR, I thought it was pretty good. Good luck, and keep filming.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Stoned out of his fucking gourd at August 09, 2010 03:19 PM (UBQGM)

151 my vote is for jimmy page and led zeppelin I.

"Dark Side of the Poon" was awesome!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Stoned out of his fucking gourd at August 09, 2010 03:20 PM (UBQGM)

152 OK, I voted for GameRev. I haven't watched any of them, though. Is this what being a Democrat feels like? I'm all tingly.

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153 Voted

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