December 02, 2010

In Case You Missed It: Curtis Got Slapped!!!
— Ace

This is the funniest thing on the Internet since the last funniest thing on the Internet. Like, Cee Lo or something.

If you missed it, do yourselves a favor and check it out. There is a racial edge to it, so maybe read it after work, but do try to get to it.

To tease it: A black kid got slapped, BY A WHITE TEACHER!!!, at school, for fighting. The mother is hyper-racial, insane, and basically is raising her kid like a veal -- she seems to think he shits rubies and starshine -- so of course she dashes off a 40 page letter, declaring this WORST OUTRAGE SINCE THE TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENT (heavily referenced in the letter) and presents a bill for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and demands for yearly first-class tickets and accomodations to Disneyland and a host of other vacation spots, all for damaging her intellectual property, her son, after whose name she never fails to append a (C) copyright notice, to make it all legal-like.

And then goes on to CC Barack Obama and dozens of other elected officials and civil rights leaders and gadflies like Cornell West.

It's a scream. Every time I read it I find some new lunacy of hers that makes me chuckle.


Posted by: Ace at 08:53 AM | Comments (175)
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1
He got slapped AGAIN???

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see at December 02, 2010 08:53 AM (uFokq)

2
we should have a 400-comment post about it!

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see at December 02, 2010 08:54 AM (uFokq)

3 In the immortal words of Judge Elihu Smails:

"You'll get nothing, and like it!"

Posted by: EC at December 02, 2010 08:54 AM (mAhn3)

4
hey, November AoS just called and....

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see at December 02, 2010 08:55 AM (uFokq)

5 This is old.  OK, we're used to that.  But this was posted on Ace of Spades a while back!  Someone needs to read his blog more ...

Posted by: lgw at December 02, 2010 08:55 AM (IqiUj)

6 Slap him again.

Posted by: Vic at December 02, 2010 08:57 AM (e4sSD)

7 Lay off the cough syrup, ace. This is older than ass

Posted by: Penn State Marine at December 02, 2010 08:58 AM (XSZfn)

8 Ace has gone green©!

He's recycling!

My mother told me Valu-Rite causes brain damage. Little did she know....

Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 02, 2010 09:00 AM (Ulu3i)

9 That's gonna cost you, Ace. It's Curtis©.

Posted by: NM Hick at December 02, 2010 09:01 AM (IzuWw)

10 Curtis?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 02, 2010 09:01 AM (0IR+C)

11 Does this mean I can haz trademark again?

Sweet.

Posted by: CUS© at December 02, 2010 09:02 AM (wOGfT)

12 10 Curtis?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 02, 2010 01:01 PM (0IR+C)

This is always going to be funny. 

Posted by: robviously at December 02, 2010 09:03 AM (UeZGr)

13

Dems screwing with the Tax vote, by rule in the House...

Adm Mullen telling active duty folks that if they don't like the repeal of DADT, then THEY can look for another job (funny, how they did not tell the Gays that...)

CIA playing "Wheres Julian"...

And we get a recycled Slap story... what... did the kid turn the other cheek?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2010 09:03 AM (AdK6a)

14 Apparently, no one missed it, except, well...you know.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 02, 2010 09:03 AM (H6Jyg)

15 In case you missed it, guys: In Case You Missed It:

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 02, 2010 09:05 AM (WuMZ3)

16
I think Ace knows this is a repost.

If you recall, he put the © in his handle on the day lauraw first posted this story.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see at December 02, 2010 09:06 AM (uFokq)

17 This is old.  OK, we're used to that.  But this was posted on Ace of Spades a while back!  Someone needs to read his blog more ...

Posted by: lgw

 

Watch it people, or you're going on me.

Posted by: Ace's list at December 02, 2010 09:06 AM (R2fpr)

18 In Case You Missed It:

Posted by: Jim Treacher

 

Hey there! I like your site, but your trolls suck. I like how you're on a first name basis though; makes it cozy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:07 AM (R2fpr)

19 She was the most racist race-card puller I ever read about.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 02, 2010 09:07 AM (i0rVe)

20
Gates and the other Top Men at the Pentagon are gonna Train & Educate you into liking open homosexuality in the military.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see at December 02, 2010 09:08 AM (uFokq)

21 Number 41: The Larch.

Posted by: Obscure Monty Python Reference at December 02, 2010 09:08 AM (02uN6)

22 I think the "In case you missed it" line in the post indicates it's not a double post but a post for those who, you know, missed it the 1st time.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2010 09:08 AM (LLZiU)

23 Oh, and I'm charging big time for that last comment.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 02, 2010 09:08 AM (i0rVe)

24

Watch it people, or you're going on me.

Posted by: Ace's list at December 02, 2010 01:06 PM (R2fpr)

Only if you get on me first.

Posted by: Ace's ass at December 02, 2010 09:08 AM (BvBKY)

25 Have you guys seen that Bud Light "wassuuuuup" commercial?  Hilarious!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 02, 2010 09:10 AM (+lsX1)

26

Meh.

Epic Beard Man had the video to prove it.

 

Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty licking Rahm Emanuel's salty shaven balls at December 02, 2010 09:10 AM (pfMMA)

27 Gates and the other Top Men at the Pentagon are gonna Train & Educate you into liking open homosexuality in the military.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a yule log he wants you to see

 

You will be opened up to new horizons and experiences. They will be broadened, as it were. Please tell me that they didn't use the terms 'easing in' or 'making passage easier'. But you still can't billet with women. And that will NOT be explained.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:10 AM (R2fpr)

28 Ace - I was worried about you for a while. You hadn't reposted anything from your own blog for a while.

Congrats on getting back to normal!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2010 09:11 AM (7BU4a)

29

Only if you get on me first.

Posted by: Ace's ass at December 02, 2010 01:08 PM (BvBKY)

Hey, I'll dig as deep as I have to to get a scoop.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 02, 2010 09:12 AM (7BU4a)

30

Sovereign Mother, Intellectual Property Owner, and Creator and Caretaker.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 09:13 AM (2drSs)

31 Okay, now he's just messing with us...

Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2010 09:14 AM (MMC8r)

32 We are 100% behind this.

Posted by: RIAA at December 02, 2010 09:14 AM (BvBKY)

33 On what page does she ask for head? Or was somebody just tyring to trick me into reading this?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 02, 2010 09:14 AM (HaYO4)

34 I love that she asked for tickets to "Lyric OPRAH" Section 3.8. (emphasis mine)

Posted by: Greg at December 02, 2010 09:15 AM (JZ1ih)

35 Ace has chalked his hands and is going for the Longest Double Post record.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2010 09:15 AM (YNQ9v)

36 Only if you get on me first. Posted by: Ace's ass at December 02, 2010 01:08 PM (BvBKY) Son have you ever considered a career in the Military?

Posted by: Gay Recruiter at December 02, 2010 09:15 AM (0GFWk)

37 The funniest commercial ever.... Where's the beef?

Posted by: Clara peller at December 02, 2010 09:15 AM (+sBB4)

38 If Curtis' Mama wants her some reparmarations, why don't she just be getting down wid de Pigford settlement like all de udder peeps?  She must be stone trippin' . . .

Posted by: Adjoran at December 02, 2010 09:16 AM (VfmLu)

39 BTW Rush is either a dumbass or he just riles us up for fun. The Fed outrage of the day story is bs from the left.

Posted by: ingenus at December 02, 2010 09:17 AM (+sBB4)

40 We're impressed with Ms. Bowen's views, but you ought to see what she charges for her newsletter!

Posted by: SEIU Conflict Management Team at December 02, 2010 09:18 AM (gUhPw)

41

I suppose it's funny just on the face of it, but this insanity makes me a lot more angry than giggly.  The vile bitch should be slapped down, and hard, publicly, as a lesson to the countless others out there who are just like her.  It's jokers like this, albeit usually less nutty ones, who are doing most of the damage to this country with their grievance mongering and their do-gooding.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at December 02, 2010 09:18 AM (xUM1Q)

42 Slow news day ha?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 02, 2010 09:18 AM (0GFWk)

43 The funniest commercial ever....

Where's the beef? Posted by: Clara peller

It is unfortunate that Clara passed because she would achieve standing ovations for saying this in front of O'.

Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2010 09:19 AM (L1+PV)

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2010 09:19 AM (YNQ9v)

45 The only difference between Curtis' momma and Jesse Jackson is about 40 years of experience. Jackson has been shaking us idiots down since then and for serious dough-ray-me. Same old shit, different decade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2010 09:21 AM (9Cooa)

46 OMG you guys, Kennedy's been shot!

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at December 02, 2010 09:21 AM (BZ2Bm)

47 It is unfortunate that Clara passed because she would achieve standing ovations for saying this in front of O'.

Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2010 01:19 PM (L1+PV)

Mondale did it!

Posted by: South Park at December 02, 2010 09:22 AM (BvBKY)

48 Damn, this bitch makes a lot of sense. Just like my old accountants. I'll  have to go over this in more detail while I'm in prison starting Dec. 9th.

Posted by: Wesley Snipes at December 02, 2010 09:23 AM (Q1lie)

49

Mondale did it!

Posted by: South Park

no linky?

Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2010 09:23 AM (L1+PV)

50 Leave the boy alone! This post is unwittingly topical. Curtis' mom doing all that copyright symbol shit, typing their names in all caps, making demands for payment for printing her or Curtis' name? This is all that UCC-1 "strawman" bullshit that idiots like Wesley Snipes pull to attempt to get out of paying their debts and/or taxes. And how did that work out for Wesley? Well, today a judge ordered him to report to prison to serve his three-year sentence. Google "UCC strawman" if you want to see some outright insanity. Ensure both your skull AND your genitals are thoroughly wrapped in aluminum foil beforehand. You don't want to get infected with that virus.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 02, 2010 09:24 AM (dyE0a)

51 Hey, the Germans just bombed Pearl Bailey!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2010 09:24 AM (9Cooa)

52 Have you guys seen those LOL cats?  OMG, hilarious!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 02, 2010 09:24 AM (+lsX1)

53 OMG you guys, Kennedy's been shot!

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo

OMG you guys, Kennedy's been shot!

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo

 

Wouldn't this heading be the first double posting that makes sense?

 

Tacky, yes, I know.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:24 AM (R2fpr)

54

This is why affirmative action is so corrosive to the soul.

This woman is not the least big outraged.  She thinks she hit the jackpot.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 02, 2010 09:25 AM (BvBKY)

55 Hey.. who do you guys think John McCain will pick as his running mate?

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at December 02, 2010 09:25 AM (f9c2L)

56 Curtis got slapped. If Curtis listens to his mom too much he may wind up shot by the local police department for various felonies.

Posted by: Holger© at December 02, 2010 09:25 AM (V9Q+f)

57

It is worth repeating. I have the whole document saved somewhere, so I can go back and peruse it time and time again.

Poor kid.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2010 09:26 AM (ExLU1)

58

Mondale did it!

Posted by: South Park

no linky?

Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2010 01:23 PM (L1+PV)

Come on, Mondale's been in politics forever, he's done everything.

Posted by: South Park at December 02, 2010 09:26 AM (BvBKY)

59
So the white teacher is a racist... Of course, of course.. it all makes sense.  Lots of racist white people choose to teach at all-black schools and surround themselves with black kids for 8 hours a day.  It all makes perfect sense.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 02, 2010 09:27 AM (JNqU9)

60 Who am I? Why am I here?

Posted by: Admiral Stockdale at December 02, 2010 09:28 AM (UlF+s)

61 I stepped through the Time Portal and wound up here.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 02, 2010 09:28 AM (o3bYL)

62 Did they ever get that baby out of the well?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 02, 2010 09:28 AM (HaYO4)

63 Bill Clinton elected first black president!!!

Posted by: State Media circa 1992 at December 02, 2010 09:28 AM (7BU4a)

64 Oi! Enegizah! It'll surprise ya!

Posted by: Jocko at December 02, 2010 09:28 AM (GkMfH)

65 Wouldn't this heading be the first double posting that makes sense?

By Sirhan


Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2010 09:29 AM (7BU4a)

66 Wouldn't this heading be the first double posting that makes sense?

Sirhan

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2010 09:29 AM (7BU4a)

67 This is old and tired. We need another thread on Castle versus O'Donnell. That is going to be an interesting primary.

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 09:29 AM (lV4Fs)

68 It was a prank.  The kid was hiding in a barn the whole time!

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 02, 2010 09:30 AM (o3bYL)

69 The things that gets me is the sheer vindictiveness towards the teacher who did the slapping. Crazy Lady wasnt to make sure that slappy lady is publicly humiliated and never teaches again anywhere.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2010 09:30 AM (ExLU1)

70

I hope that the Superintendent responded with the immortal words of General McAuliffe:

 

"NUTS!"

 

I was OK intil she brought up HAARP then I spewed coffee.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 02, 2010 09:30 AM (lH6z9)

71 Hello, Delta? I would like a consulting gig and a trip to Dinneyland, please.

Posted by: Wodeshed got slapped by a hot black flight attendant. at December 02, 2010 09:31 AM (UlF+s)

72 The Larch.
Posted by: Obscure Monty Python Reference at December 02, 2010 01:08 PM



Hmmm. Episode 12B?

Posted by: jcjimi at December 02, 2010 09:31 AM (ay6+/)

73 This is nothing. Wait till you see the lawsuit I'm preparing against God for the nitwit He gave me for a mother.

Posted by: Curtis (C) at December 02, 2010 09:31 AM (45WVs)

74 I just saw this video of a banana dancing to a song called "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" Epic! It's gonna be huge!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 02, 2010 09:32 AM (dyE0a)

75 74 And now for something completely different...

Posted by: Wodeshed got slapped by a hot black flight attendant. at December 02, 2010 09:33 AM (UlF+s)

76 Cheers has been canceled.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 02, 2010 09:33 AM (o3bYL)

77 It's jokers like this, albeit usually less nutty ones, who are doing most of the damage to this country with their grievance mongering and their do-gooding.

Well, it does explain why Chollie Rangel, John Conyers, Maxine Waters et al. keep getting re-elected.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:34 AM (xxgag)

78 It was a prank.  The kid was hiding in a barn the whole time!

I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. Are you also divergent, friend?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2010 09:35 AM (YNQ9v)

79 Hey guys, checking out this dancing baby graphic I found!

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at December 02, 2010 09:35 AM (BZ2Bm)

80 Have you guys heard this one?  "Some people wear Superman pajamas.  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."  Hilarious!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 02, 2010 09:35 AM (+lsX1)

81 If only all race-baiters and race-mongers were this honest about what they actually wanted: zero responsibility and boatloads of freedom--I mean, free stuff.

Posted by: John S at December 02, 2010 09:37 AM (LGLAV)

82 And in other news, the local mall parking lot has been bombed with live turkeys! Film at eleven.

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at December 02, 2010 09:38 AM (R2fpr)

83 Speaking of Chollie, I saw this headline "It appears a theme is that of him and his community being victimized by Western Culture" and knowing that Chollie is scheduled for his wrist slap today, I figured it was about his sentencing argument.  But no!  It turns out it is about that Christmas Winterfest Tree Bomber and a pre-bombing attempt video rant he made.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:38 AM (xxgag)

84 "I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel... Henry Blake's plane... was shot down... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

Posted by: Corporal Radar O'Reilly at December 02, 2010 09:38 AM (2drSs)

85

Hey guys, checking out this dancing baby graphic I found!

I'll watch it right after I finish watching these cute little dancing hamsters.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2010 09:39 AM (XdlcF)

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 02, 2010 09:40 AM (H6Jyg)

87 This woman's entire rant reeks of Sovereign Covenant / Without Prejudice / UCC 1-207 / Strawman nutbaggery, complete with all the requisite scare quotes and conspiracy theorizing.  They meander about how the government and the world system are illegitimate, and yet are quick to use that very system when it's to their advantage.  I had to deal with a flock of tax dodgers in Australia cut from this same cloth.

Imagine a cocktail distilled from three parts Alex Jones, two parts Branch Davidian, and a scoop of fire-can't-melt-steel, with a spoon and a half of the very worst Paulbot you know, served in a chilled glass of Art Bell, and served with a side order of jailhouse lawyer.  This woman sounds like an unhealthy dose of this stuff.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 02, 2010 09:40 AM (Jdtsu)

88 87 So THAT'S where those little f'ers went off to. Come along, boys!

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 02, 2010 09:41 AM (UlF+s)

89 I blame this woman's behavior on red M&Ms, Radon, Satanism and 2 Live Crew videos.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 02, 2010 09:41 AM (HaYO4)

90 I have some reservations about supporting this O'Donnell chick, even over a RINO. Anyone else have an opinion?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2010 09:41 AM (YNQ9v)

91 Wouldn't this heading be the first double posting that makes sense?

Sirhan

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2010 01:29 PM (7BU4a)

It turns out that "Sirhan" is Arabic for "Peter."  And "assassin" is Arabic for "pumpkin eater."

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:41 AM (xxgag)

92 Curtis did what to who now?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 02, 2010 09:42 AM (YNQ9v)

93

I have some reservations about supporting this O'Donnell chick, even over a RINO. Anyone else have an opinion?
Posted by: The Mega Independent

Yes. She's the real deal.

Posted by: three chicks hanging out by a cauldron at December 02, 2010 09:43 AM (R2fpr)

94 If YOUR child had been slapped by a BLACK teacher, I'm sure you would move heaven and earth to do what's white for you and yours.

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen at December 02, 2010 09:43 AM (QLhy5)

95 Hey you guys, go to youtube and search for "charlie bit me" - hilarious!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 02, 2010 09:43 AM (+lsX1)

96 Kansas City Star, that's what I are... Yodel-leedel-lady, you ought to see my car.

Posted by: Roger Miller at December 02, 2010 09:44 AM (rZOYC)

97 If it's not about Christine O'Donnell, it's irrelephant.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:44 AM (xxgag)

98 If YOUR child had been slapped by a BLACK teacher, I'm sure you would move heaven and earth to do what's white for you and yours.

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen

 

Yup. That's why when a white couple in Tennessee were attacked, raped, tortured and killed by several blacks, everyone insisted on calling it a hate crime. Oh wait. the state refused to even consider referring to it as a hate crime.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:45 AM (R2fpr)

99 If YOUR child had been slapped by a BLACK teacher, I'm sure you would move heaven and earth to do what's white for you and yours.

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen

 

Was this sarcasm or stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:46 AM (R2fpr)

100 btw..the NASA bombshell isnt a lifeform that can live in arsenic... it is MADE of arsenic. It is the first lifeform ever discovered to have non-DNA, which means it shares no characteristic whatsoever (as its genetic code is different on a molecular level) with anything else on the planet. Alien, yes. But here on earth. Makes you think what the evolutionary timeclock would generate with such a thing.

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 09:47 AM (lV4Fs)

101 Well Crazy Bitch (sorry, her name is copyrighted, so I can't call her by name) and her idiot spoiled son doomed to failure (again, copyrighted) can expect to see nothing.

I mean the rantings of Ms. Crazy Bitch and Little Son of Crazy Bitch are amusing, but not really persuasive.

Oh, and I'd propose they change all the legal documentation at the school to refer to him by something other than his name.  Having her sone referred to on all School Documentation as "Name Redacted because Parent is Litigious" seems appropriate.

Oh, and page 31 she demands that H.A.A.R.P. not be directed at her kid's school district to confuse her... how would anyone ever know?  I can't imagine anyone using "mind control tactics" to make her look stupider.

Posted by: gekkobear at December 02, 2010 09:48 AM (X0NX1)

102 I shot JR.

Posted by: Kristin Shepard at December 02, 2010 09:48 AM (S5YRY)

103 Well, I'll be! Dewey didn't win.

Posted by: guy in boater and spats at December 02, 2010 09:48 AM (GkMfH)

104 btw..the NASA bombshell isnt a lifeform that can live in arsenic...

it is MADE of arsenic. It is the first lifeform ever discovered to have non-DNA, which means it shares no characteristic whatsoever (as its genetic code is different on a molecular level) with anything else on the planet. Alien, yes. But here on earth. Makes you think what the evolutionary timeclock would generate with such a thing.

Posted by: CAC

 

It may not generate anything. It could be a dead end that was discovered.Evolution defined is simply reproductive success.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:49 AM (R2fpr)

105 Oh, and why am I not surprised that the first non-DNA alien life form... is found in California?

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 09:49 AM (lV4Fs)

106

what next?

ascii pron?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 02, 2010 09:49 AM (h6mPj)

107 I have it on good authority that a certain candidate for governor is banging random dudes like Barney Frank on Fire Island. It will take gobs of integrity to name this woman, which I gots in spades.

Posted by: William Folks at December 02, 2010 09:49 AM (LLZiU)

108

Ya not get the feeling you know why Curtis got slapped, but you want to line up, a la "Airplane" to slap the little 'effer yourself.

Posted by: EZB at December 02, 2010 09:50 AM (Ty06w)

109 Fightin' in class.  That's a slapping.

Posted by: Jasper at December 02, 2010 09:50 AM (S5YRY)

110 NORRRRM!

Posted by: The.Gang.At.Cheers at December 02, 2010 09:51 AM (gQLr2)

111 It's a pet, and a rock!

Posted by: nickless at December 02, 2010 09:51 AM (MMC8r)

112 78 Cheers has been canceled.

Next thing I know, you'll be telling me All in the Family was canceled too.

Posted by: NM Hick at December 02, 2010 09:51 AM (IzuWw)

113 Holy poop on a stick, Batman.

When did Deb Frisch get out of jail?

Posted by: Professor Blather at December 02, 2010 09:52 AM (qxwCi)

114

Have you guys ever heard of Little Green Footballs? 

 I hear it is a great Conservative Blog.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 09:53 AM (2drSs)

115 So THAT'S where those little f'ers went off to. Come along, boys!

Posted by: Richard Gere

We'll hide in the chicken coop. Nobody ever bothers the chickens.

Posted by: The Hamsters at December 02, 2010 09:53 AM (XdlcF)

116

And now for something completely different...

I already referenced the Greed Midget Cafe in an earlier thread and no one got it.

We're losing our geek-fu around here..

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2010 09:54 AM (B+qrE)

117 Oh, and why am I not surprised that the first non-DNA alien life form...

is found in California?

Harry Ried and Nancy Pelosi are now preparing the DREAM ON act to allow this bacteria to vote by proxy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:54 AM (xxgag)

118 Oh, and why am I not surprised that the first non-DNA alien life form...

is found in California?

Harry Ried and Nancy Pelosi are now preparing the DREAM ON act to allow this bacteria to vote by proxy.

Posted by: WalrusRex

 

Bets on when Obama bows to it?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 09:55 AM (R2fpr)

119 It's a pet, and a rock!

It'll never replace the hula hoop.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:55 AM (xxgag)

120

Bets on when Obama bows to it?

Right after he bows to me.  I got slapped!

Posted by: Curtis at December 02, 2010 09:56 AM (2drSs)

121

Well, this is new, from the Daily Caller:

South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint (R) is turning his attention to 2012 and using the vote this week on an earmark moratorium to pick his Democratic targets.

DeMint sent an email to the supporters of his Senate Conservatives Fund early Wednesday highlighting four Democrats who voted against the earmark ban, are up for re-election in 2012 and sit in states that John McCain (R) carried in 2008: Sens. Jon Tester (Mont.), Ben Nelson (Neb.), Kent Conrad (N.D.) and Joe Manchin (W.Va.).

Posted by: AmishDude at December 02, 2010 09:56 AM (BvBKY)

122

Was this sarcasm or stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 01:46 PM (R2fpr)

Well BLUE Hen, what are you trying to say?  That strong educated BLACK women are stupid?  By the way, don't think I don't know what's going on with your name, BLUE Hen.  It's a variation on BLUE GUMS, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen at December 02, 2010 09:57 AM (QLhy5)

123

Bets on when Obama bows to it?

Right after he bows to me.  I got slapped!

Posted by: Curtis

 

You failed to acknowledge copyright of your name. I'll have to write a 46 page diatribe.

Or Ace can write another post.

Posted by: Blue Hen© at December 02, 2010 09:57 AM (R2fpr)

124 It was a prank.  The kid was hiding in a barn the whole time!

That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2010 09:58 AM (xxgag)

125

Was this sarcasm or stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 01:46 PM (R2fpr)

Well BLUE Hen, what are you trying to say?  That strong educated BLACK women are stupid?  By the way, don't think I don't know what's going on with your name, BLUE Hen.  It's a variation on BLUE GUMS, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen

 

Stupidity is confirmed. Whether this is drive by or the Average Joe idiot remains to be seen. As if it matters.

Posted by: Blue Hen© at December 02, 2010 09:59 AM (R2fpr)

126 The British are coming!

The British are coming!

Posted by: Paul Revere at December 02, 2010 10:00 AM (oREHE)

127

Alien, yes. But here on earth.

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 01:47 PM (lV4Fs)

Now is the time to isolate it and study it in a secret underground lab armed with a nuclear device just in case things go badly.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Posted by: ErikW at December 02, 2010 10:00 AM (fZqJ3)

128 Wow.. this is a lot more fun than discussing, you know, topical subjects..

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at December 02, 2010 10:00 AM (f9c2L)

129

You failed to acknowledge copyright of your name.

Only my full name needs copyright protection.

Posted by: Curtis at December 02, 2010 10:01 AM (2drSs)

130 I've got this idea for a blog. It'll be politically conservative, but like loose and  funny. You'd even have like, running jokes about the spam. What does everyone think?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2010 10:01 AM (YNQ9v)

131 The British are coming!

The British are coming!

Posted by: Paul Revere

 

And you care about their sex life.... why?

Posted by: slept through US history at December 02, 2010 10:01 AM (R2fpr)

132 I've got this idea for a blog. It'll be politically conservative, but like loose and  funny. You'd even have like, running jokes about the spam. What does everyone think?

Posted by: The Mega Independent

 

Will it be smart and cover military issues, or will it be a hang out for morons?

Posted by: slept through US history at December 02, 2010 10:02 AM (R2fpr)

133

Stupidity is confirmed. Whether this is drive by or the Average Joe idiot remains to be seen. As if it matters.

I think she just insulted your dentist.

Posted by: §EZB§ at December 02, 2010 10:02 AM (Ty06w)

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:03 AM (2drSs)

135 I saw this awhile back.  Who wants to take odds on how many times this kid sets his lunch money stolen?  My bet is on sticking his head in the school toilet and flushing.

Posted by: mpfs, Go forth and conquer Sarah at December 02, 2010 10:03 AM (iYbLN)

136

ll BLUE Hen, what are you trying to say?  That strong educated BLACK women are stupid?  By the way, don't think I don't know what's going on with your name, BLUE Hen.  It's a variation on BLUE GUMS, isn't it?

Oh, man, now I have to Google LOTS of words.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 02, 2010 10:04 AM (XdlcF)

137

Stupidity is confirmed. Whether this is drive by or the Average Joe idiot remains to be seen. As if it matters.

I think she just insulted your dentist.

Posted by: §EZB§

 

It's not fair. It's a result of my blue blood.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 10:04 AM (R2fpr)

138

Will it be smart and cover military issues, or will it be a hang out for morons?

Posted by: slept through US history at December 02, 2010 02:02 PM (R2fpr)

Hey! Sounds like a great place for me to be a guest blogger!

Posted by: Uncle Jimbo at December 02, 2010 10:04 AM (fZqJ3)

139
It wouldn't be Ace O' Spades without a months-old duplicate post...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 02, 2010 10:05 AM (1hM1d)

140 bobbies? Posted by: Mallamutt at December 02, 2010 02:05 PM (OWjjx) wow. Greatest typo ever, unless you are talking about the chess king and the idiot Kennedy.

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 10:06 AM (lV4Fs)

141

Oh, man, now I have to Google LOTS of words.

Posted by: Meghan McCain

 

When you're done, share results with the strong, educated woman who is black,  (which has nothing whatsoever to do with her inability to use Google without harming herself).

P.S. Googling counts for three points on weight watchers. No need to thank me

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 10:07 AM (R2fpr)

142

wow. Greatest typo ever, unless you are talking about the chess king and the idiot Kennedy.

Bobbies is British for Cops, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:07 AM (2drSs)

143

wow. Greatest typo ever

Even I know how to spell that word rite.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 02, 2010 10:08 AM (XdlcF)

144

You know what else would be great --- if the guy running the blog would put up the same post twice. Whaddaya think?

Posted by: Mallamutt

 

Absurd. Who would stick around? You might as well have maniacs with a font fetish.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 10:08 AM (R2fpr)

145 bobbies?

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 02, 2010 02:05 PM (OWjjx)

wow. Greatest typo ever, unless you are talking about the chess king and the idiot Kennedy.

Posted by: CAC at December 02, 2010 02:06 PM (lV4Fs)

Or us. The lads could use a bit of cheering up. Morale is low.

Posted by: London Metropolitan Police at December 02, 2010 10:09 AM (fZqJ3)

146

Blue Hen© at December 02, 2010 01:59 PM (R2fpr)

I see how it works arround here.  The WHITE WOMEN commenters get to protect their words with a copy-rite symbol.  But a STRONG EDUCATED BLACK WOMEN is denied this.

Typical.

Posted by: Lisa Henry Bowen at December 02, 2010 10:09 AM (QLhy5)

147 Can we have a thread go up late at night and talk about bobbies?

I'm up for that.

Posted by: Anglophile Moron at December 02, 2010 10:09 AM (IzuWw)

148

You know what else would be great --- if the guy running the blog would put up the same post twice. Whaddaya think?

Only if he is short, furry and still drunk at 6AM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2010 10:10 AM (B+qrE)

149

Even I know how to spell that word rite.

Homo-phoooo-oooo-ooone.

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at December 02, 2010 10:10 AM (2drSs)

150

You know what else would be great --- if the guy running the blog would put up the same post twice. Whaddaya think?

Only if he is short, furry and still drunk at 6AM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

 

A great combination. What does he do in his spare time? Stalk politicians? Or maybe do foul things with pudding?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 02, 2010 10:11 AM (R2fpr)

151 Good to see Ace™ back to his old self after a week of pumpkin pie and deep fried hobo.

Let's remember, recycling pixels is "greener" than using new pixels.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 02, 2010 10:12 AM (oREHE)

152

Posted by: Art Garfunkel

I LOLed.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2010 10:13 AM (XdlcF)

153

Good to see Ace™ back to his old self after a week of pumpkin pie and deep fried hobo.

Funny thing is that the furry little bastard got drunk then raped and ate them both.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:14 AM (2drSs)

154

Let's remember, recycling pixels is "greener" than using new pixels.

Pixy's pixels were not new

Pixy's pixels hated links...

 

Good grief, I need to have some coffee and step away from the computer.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2010 10:17 AM (XdlcF)

155

Posted by: Art Garfunkel

I LOLed.

 

I regret to have to admit that I have seen him naked. 

I'll let that sink in...

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:17 AM (2drSs)

156 I read ace©'s blog and all I got was copyrighted.

Posted by: fluffy© at December 02, 2010 10:19 AM (4Kl5M)

157 Just in case it hasnt been posted, here's another site on the subject:. I don't think Lisa Henry Bowen (patent pending) will be pleased:

http://curtisgotslapped.net/

Posted by: Professor Blather at December 02, 2010 10:20 AM (qxwCi)

158 Way to scare me into productivity, garrett.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2010 10:20 AM (XdlcF)

159

A great combination. What does he do in his spare time? Stalk politicians? Or maybe do foul things with pudding?

Posted by: Blue Hen
---
Hey! I think you're on to something there!  Like this pudding thing could be a running joke, ya know?

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at December 02, 2010 10:23 AM (f9c2L)

160 Anybody know anything about a dog that eats peanut butter out of a _______?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at December 02, 2010 10:24 AM (oREHE)

161 Posted by: §EZB§ That looks cool

Posted by: fluffy§ at December 02, 2010 10:25 AM (4Kl5M)

162 This post will certainly send a tingle up my leg!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 02, 2010 10:25 AM (oREHE)

163 The guys will get shirts, right?

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 02, 2010 10:26 AM (oREHE)

164

Did he now? Poor widdle baby Curtis.

And now for something completely different.

Rangel got slapped.

Posted by: Trish at December 02, 2010 10:27 AM (rS4W1)

165

165

Believe me, when I was growing up I never considered that as a possibility.  

Let this be a lesson to everyone. 

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:28 AM (2drSs)

166

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 02, 2010 02:26 PM (oREHE)

Can Art get some pants, too?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2010 10:29 AM (2drSs)

167 The guys will get shirts, right?

Only if they provide full value.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 02, 2010 10:29 AM (S5YRY)

168 If the mother of Curtis was an out of the box thinker, she would have registered Curtis as a farmer, who was slapped and deprived of farming funding by a white banker.

Posted by: Drider at December 02, 2010 10:30 AM (HaJD9)

169 Meh ... this is dead to me.

What I really want to know is what's happened since this deranged bitchfest was issued? After all, the slap occurred over six weeks ago. Did the school board cave? Are Curtis Bowen© and Lisa Henry Bowen© -- God's only gift to music since ... since ... forever(!) -- livin' large after receiving all demanded reparations from slap justice? And who, who is the "best black child psychologist in the country"? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: ya2daup at December 02, 2010 11:26 AM (UzjcV)

170 Curtis,

First you will have your mother blow me.

Then I will slap your mother's ass.  She needs it.

Posted by: Mel at December 02, 2010 11:45 AM (JpFM9)

171 Layers, people. It's all layers.

Ace posts a repost, people complain that it's a repost, people complain about the complainers, people complain about the complaining about the complainers...

That tells you something about the sophistication of the humor around here.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 02, 2010 01:29 PM (bxiXv)

172 If momma plants Curtis's ass, is she a farmer and does the settlement come out of the 4 plus billion in reparations acres and mules going to black farmers?

This might be something the Department of Education and the Department of Agriculture can duel over.

Hand grenades in a phone booth.  It's on.

Posted by: MarkD at December 02, 2010 03:57 PM (0Jy1K)

173

Woman is nuts.

Poor Curtis, living with that screeching harpy.

Bet her husband is a wuss.

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Posted by: shoestrade97 at December 05, 2010 04:48 PM (qhdv0)

175 Has anyone seen the Comedy Central show "Tosh.0"? The comedian Daniel Tosh plays Internet videos and has a segment called "Web Redemption" where he brings the protagonist of the video on his show to explain the video. For example, Tosh met with the African American child who stole his grandmother's car and crashed it, a viral video that can be found on youtube. Tosh asked him why he stole his grandmother's car, and why he likes doing 'bad things'. Although 'Curtis Got Slapped by a White Teacher!' isn't necessarily an Internet video sensation, I think it would be hilarious if Tosh brought the Bowen family on his show and got some closure on what is going through this woman's head... Tosh is known for belittling or making fun of the guests on his show. I think it would be hilarious if he did this with Curtis and his mother, especially. Just a thought. The next season of this show begins in January 2011, and although this story is relatively old to bloggers on the Internet, I believe that this story has not been exposed to the majority of computer users.

Posted by: Harrison at December 12, 2010 08:16 PM (8IWxR)

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