May 05, 2010

Inevitable: Lindsay Lohan To Play Pornstar
— Ace

Linda Lovelace.

Lindsay Lohan has landed the lead role in an independent movie about 1970s porn star Linda Lovelace, one of the film's producers said.

The 24-year-old actress will play Lovelace, who shot to fame with the landmark 1972 porno movie "Deep Throat," while Bill Pullman will portray Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner in the period drama, producer Wali Razaqi told The Los Angeles Times.

...

"I would say it's probably one of the most challenging roles any actor could play — and not because of the sexual content, necessarily — but more because she was so battered and beat up emotionally, that I think it's gonna take everything Lindsay has to really be able to pull it off," he told the Times.

She's only 25 years old (or whatever) and she's already at the point she needs a "bold, daring" stunt-casting to help revive her career.

It's a little too late for her to change things, but all of this young girls in Hollywood think that the way to be taken seriously is to whore it up in their private lives and star in "dark, edgy" dirty movies for their day jobs. (Dakota Fanning just proved she was "all grown up" by getting raped in a movie.)

I'm not really sure what they're thinking. Adult actresses who get a lot of starring roles tend to have clean (or clean-ish) reputations and do mainly mainstream movies. Julia Roberts isn't getting raped on screen very often.

But a lot of them seem to think the same way. "I'll show them how adult I am!" When actually adult actresses tend to take roles only a few steps removed from being childhood innocence.

Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM | Comments (356)
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1 So, she's a metaphor for our entire society?  For all Youth?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, losing it at May 05, 2010 03:48 PM (JrRME)

2 Nothing says "edgy" and "grown up" like a movie role that includes sex with a dog.

Posted by: shibumi at May 05, 2010 03:48 PM (OKZrE)

3 Dead by 28. I need to find a dead pool to get in on...

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 05, 2010 03:49 PM (6zI97)

4 Also read she agreed to do a nude scene for "Machete" the grindhouse-fake trailer now turned into real movie about an illegal Mexcian getting back at those gringoes.  So, yeah, she's been desperate for awhile.

Posted by: brak at May 05, 2010 03:49 PM (W5NBA)

5 Uh, wonder what she had to do to get the role.

Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 03:50 PM (pUfK9)

6 Like its a stretch for her to play a beat up porn star!  Wow, her acting range will really impress the scouts for big pictures.  Maybe next she can pretend to be an alcoholic crack whore for a made for TV special.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 05, 2010 03:50 PM (ndlFj)

7 They all want to be the next Gia (Angelina Jolie).

Posted by: NJRob at May 05, 2010 03:50 PM (y/IxH)

8 But yeah, I'd still hit it.

Posted by: brak at May 05, 2010 03:51 PM (W5NBA)

9 The real, actual Linda was a fairly typical 'lost child' of the late 60s / early 70s with several personality disorders--and easy prey for manipulative men who used this ordinary-looking young women as their Freak

Lohan may or may not be the icon or metaphor for her generation; Linda definitely is a symbol of hers.  Like an increasing number of people, her entire teen and adult years are a non-stop therapy / rehab  session.  

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, losing it at May 05, 2010 03:52 PM (JrRME)

10 Play porn star? 

I have already seen all I can see, so she already is one!

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 03:52 PM (1axJT)

11

Uh, wonder what she had to do to get the role.

You mean besides the mountain of coke?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 05, 2010 03:54 PM (rf03a)

12 Given that Lindsay Lohan has been fired from at least two recent film shoots, the producers (a) probably got her cheap and (b) figured that her off-set lifestyle would only add realism to her portrayal.  The irony is that the real Linda Lovelace, Linda Boreman, is a nice person who looks back in horror on her life at the center of a porn phenomenon.

Posted by: stuiec at May 05, 2010 03:54 PM (7AOgy)

13 This seems like the logical career move for Lohan.  She isn't capable of doing anything else, and she wants to appeal to the cultural gutter that engulfs much of America, these days.  She is very much at home with that, as she is nothing but a skank, really.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 03:54 PM (Qp4DT)

14 Why I can even remember when I looked older than Ms. Lohan.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 05, 2010 03:54 PM (r1h5M)

15 6 Like its a stretch for her to play a beat up porn star!  Wow, her acting range will really impress the scouts for big pictures.  Maybe next she can pretend to be a helpless alcoholic crack whore for a made for Lifetime TV special.

FIFY.  Lohan's certainly degenerated from that sweet character she played in the The Parent Trap remake to the thing she's today. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 03:55 PM (c0A3e)

16 She asked for this David Allen Coe song.

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 03:56 PM (suhWw)

17 After starring (?!) in "I Know Who Killed Me," I would think she would be too ashamed to show her face on a screen ever again.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 05, 2010 03:56 PM (ZtwUX)

18 Oh, and now I see that Linda Boreman died in 2002.  A small comfort is that she won't have to live through seeing this circus play out.

Posted by: stuiec at May 05, 2010 03:56 PM (7AOgy)

19 Lohan is only 25? She looks 50.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2010 03:56 PM (PQY7w)

20 (insert FireCrotch joke here)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 03:57 PM (ZSVyF)

21 They all want to be the next Gia (Angelina Jolie).

Posted by: NJRob at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (y/IxH)

I thought they all wanted to be the next Sera (Elizabeth Shue)

Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 03:57 PM (pUfK9)

22

You mean besides the mountain of coke?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 05, 2010 07:54 PM (rf03a)

Coke is sooo yesterday.  Now a mountain of crushed up OCs would get my attention.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at May 05, 2010 03:57 PM (S3BMi)

23 17 After starring (?!) in "I Know Who Killed Me," I would think she would be too ashamed to show her face on a screen ever again.

She lost any shame she might have had years ago.  This is probably just a "cashing a paycheck" role - drugs are expensive in Hollywood.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 03:59 PM (c0A3e)

24 Deep Throat was the first porno I ever watched. I will never forget her looking down from that kitchen table to the guy and saying " do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

Posted by: David C at May 05, 2010 03:59 PM (ihhMS)

25 Last season on Real Ho's of Atlanta, Lindsay's  dad had a brief appearance at a hair/extension pulling scene outside a high-end restaurant in Atlanta. 

That girl has been fucked since she was born.  Trashy parents, etc.  Still, some young women overcome that crap.

I'm outta here.  My kid is safe (so far) and I'm tired and angry.  Wait...what's that buzzing over my house?.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 05, 2010 03:59 PM (UOM48)

26 She's only 25 years old (or whatever)

LiLo looks pretty worked already, while 70s pornstars like Linda Lovelace and Marilyn Chambers looked surprisingly fresh despite their day jobs. They had better drugs back then.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 05, 2010 03:59 PM (mHQ7T)

27 i think you raise a good point. it is probably harder to portray an innocent, untainted character in a convincing way then it is to play someone who has run the gauntlet of drugs, sex, and hedonism. the banality of living an over stimulated existence is not that hard to capture. but innocence, beauty, kindness, goodness, all of these seem harder to portray in today's artistic climate of post modern hyper realism.

Posted by: mistress overdone at May 05, 2010 04:00 PM (2/oBD)

28 #23  That girl has been fucked since she was born.  Trashy parents, etc.  Still, some young women overcome that crap.

It's harder if you're in show biz.  It's almost an inherently decadent lifestyle, although there are those who maintain their dignity.

I'm outta here.  My kid is safe (so far) and I'm tired and angry.  Wait...what's that buzzing over my house?.....

Good to know about your son.  Take care, Mrs. D'oh.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:01 PM (c0A3e)

29 She has a future on MSNBC  giving as a talking head.

Posted by: damian at May 05, 2010 04:02 PM (4WbTI)

30 I wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Turkey Buzzard at May 05, 2010 04:02 PM (pcJe3)

31 3 Dead by 28. I need to find a dead pool to get in on...

28?  A bit too young.  I think LiHo persists a bit longer.  Put me down for 30.

/Damn shame to see people throw promising lives away.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:03 PM (c0A3e)

32

You know, that means they are looking for a guy to play a young Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2010 04:04 PM (5gk/t)

33 Marilyn Chambers / Ivory Snow / PR Nightmare!

Most of her movies would feature an Ivory Snow product placement at some point in the movie. 

It became a game to try and find them all.

Yeah, that was it.  A game.

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:04 PM (1axJT)

34 And Bill Pullman as Hugh?  Don't see it. 

/What's the last big role Pullman had?  Independence Day?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:05 PM (c0A3e)

35 S. Weasel always has a dead pool up and running.  And valuable prizes too!

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 05, 2010 04:06 PM (pcJe3)

36 "I would say it's probably one of the most challenging roles any actor could play — and not because of the sexual content, necessarily — but more because she was so battered and beat up emotionally, that I think it's gonna take everything Lindsay has to really be able to pull it off," he told the Times.

--Uh, yeah, the sexual content will not be a big challenge for ol' LL

Posted by: logprof at May 05, 2010 04:06 PM (Mmw0q)

37 Child actors usually end up this way, especially with pushy parents. Not to say that she isn't responsible, but that it isn't surprising.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:06 PM (Yq+qN)

38

Will she get to take off her ankle tracking device?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2010 04:07 PM (V5s1P)

39 32You know, that means they are looking for a guy to play a young Ron Jeremy.

Levi Johnson?  (Keeding, keeding).  Any good movies coming out?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:07 PM (c0A3e)

40 LiLo has polished more knobs than Linda Lovelace could ever even fantasize about.

Posted by: beedubya at May 05, 2010 04:07 PM (HLyuK)

41 Yawn.  Little girl lost, whatever.  Too dumb to turn down the crack rock.

On another note, I'm going to watch the shit out of Iron Man 2 on Saturday.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 04:08 PM (0T2Zc)

42 38 Child actors usually end up this way, especially with pushy parents. Not to say that she isn't responsible, but that it isn't surprising.

How true.  The fame and the parents just break them down.  Know of any child actors that stayed sane?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:08 PM (c0A3e)

43


DVD, I'll be waiting for you.

Posted by: s'moron at May 05, 2010 04:09 PM (UaxA0)

44 I smell an Oscar!

and small box office take.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 05, 2010 04:09 PM (7VvJB)

45 Kratos, I was going to say Ron Howard but scratch that.

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 05, 2010 04:10 PM (pcJe3)

46

Will she get to take off her ankle tracking device?

Posted by: Captain Hate


Nominated for Thread Winnah.......

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:12 PM (1axJT)

47 43 38 How true.  The fame and the parents just break them down.  Know of any child actors that stayed sane?

I know of some, but they didn't start out in Hollywood. Other than that, the best would be Shirley Temple, Hailey Mills, & Margaret O'Brien. Elijah Wood & Sean Astin have also behaved themselves pretty well.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:12 PM (Yq+qN)

48 ... and why not Levi Johnson as Ron Jeremy?

It's not like anyone else is calling him these days....

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:13 PM (1axJT)

49 This really bothers me.  I know her family is dysfunctional, but doesn't this girl have any friends?  Not the ass-kissing sycophants out to use her up and toss her, but real friends, willing to shake her by the shoulders and say "I love you, but you're a fuck-up.  You're killing yourself.  Let's get you better".   We used to use the term "Dutch Uncle" back in the day.  Sadly, I think this girl's days are numbered because the people close to her would rather enable her than help her

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:14 PM (y4B2y)

50 Will she get to take off her ankle tracking device?



Her ankles will be far enough in the air to keep them out of the shot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 04:14 PM (ZSVyF)

51 Isn't her mother her manager?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2010 04:14 PM (RQihU)

52 Didn't Doogie Howser stay sane?

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:14 PM (1axJT)

53 Abigail Breslin hasn't caused too much trouble, either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:14 PM (Yq+qN)

54 Know of any child actors that stayed sane?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

.....................................................

Leave it to Beaver did. I saw the Beav on something a couple years ago. He seemed still sane.

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 04:15 PM (suhWw)

55

Ace, I think "going bad" is a fairly stock Hollywood strategic move, in music too.  It does happen when the career has peaked, and it works sometimes.  I remember Donny Osmond saying Michael Jackson advised him to go bad.  Osmond wouldn't, but later Jackson did, and he even had a song to signpost the move. 

Whereas Jackson's move was the result of the best planning, Lohan's is probably more the result of lack of options and a sense that they might as well use the bad publicity she's already getting.

I suspect the whoring in the private life wasn't part of an overarching plan.  They're just trying to capitalize on it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 04:15 PM (jSYzV)

56 Wow. What a stretch. Teen whore moves up to young woman whore.

LiHo can't act as well as Linda Lovelace could. Wonder if they will dub in her lines?

I wonder if they will mention that Harry Reams converted to Christianity, cleaned up, and is leading a great life now. Nawwwww. No edge in that.


Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:15 PM (5Oqcu)

57 Her ankles will be far enough in the air to keep them out of the shot.

Well if they are, I ain't buying their damn DVD then....

Posted by: Ankle Lovers of America at May 05, 2010 04:16 PM (1axJT)

58 Does anyone know.....at what age do former child actors start receiving the money from those mandated trust funds? 


Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 04:16 PM (92zkk)

59 How true.  The fame and the parents just break them down.  Know of any child actors that stayed sane?


Kurt Russell. Possibly Rick Schroeder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 04:16 PM (ZSVyF)

60 Her face looks odd to me.  She's starting to look like a couger already.  She looks 24 going on 45.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 04:17 PM (jSYzV)

61 Doogie Howser and his husband are doing fine and thinking of adopting. No shit.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:17 PM (5Oqcu)

62 I wonder if they will mention that Harry Reams converted to Christianity, cleaned up, and is leading a great life now. Nawwwww. No edge in that.

I think he's a real estate agent out west somewhere.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:17 PM (y4B2y)

63 I officially volunteer for the leading male role in Deep Throat.  If they put a telescope on the end of the camera, it'll work out fine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 04:18 PM (jSYzV)

64

Henry Thomas (kid in E. T.) turned out okay too.  He's a Texas musician and a good guy.  His folks were regular people though.

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 05, 2010 04:18 PM (pcJe3)

65 61 Her face looks odd to me.  She's starting to look like a couger already.  She looks 24 going on 45.

That could be her next movie - 24 going on 45.  CGI could be used to display Lindsay as what she should look like at 24.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:18 PM (c0A3e)

66 Reams lives in Utah on a nice ranch. Saw it in an insanely biased documentary last year.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:19 PM (5Oqcu)

67
Take out the oral sex, animal sex, dope, guns, horrible body scars and mafia stuff and all you have left is her conversion to Christianity. Is Mel Gibson directing?

Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 05, 2010 04:19 PM (Oxen1)

68

How true.  The fame and the parents just break them down.  Know of any child actors that stayed sane?

Kirk Cameron?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2010 04:19 PM (yQWNf)

69 When I was in the army I read the book that Linda Lovelace wrote about her life. I came across it by accident one day.  It was just laying on a desk in our rec room. (No, there were no pictures) This was a serious and sad book. I read through the whole thing in a few days. At the time of the writing of the book, she was out of all the porn stuff and living a clean life somewhere else. Married I think. But this book, and I would recommend it to anyone,  was an incredible account of the abuse that woman suffered, as well as revealing the true ugly nature of porn. The things she was forced to particpate in, sometimes with guns pointed at her off camera, truly horrible. I felt so sad for her but was glad she had escape all of that. Only to hear later on she had died in an accident or something.

Posted by: jellytoast at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (sI1Un)

70 "Know of any child actors that stayed sane?"

That Danica Whats-her-name, who played Winnie Cooper on The Wonder Years, did.  She got her PhD in Mathmatics and is now married with a child.

Actually, I think most of the child actors from The Wonder Years turned out ok.....

Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (92zkk)

71 The 24-year-old actress will play Lovelace, who shot to fame with the landmark 1972 porno movie "Deep Throat," I see what you did there...

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (5bSVS)

72 Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 08:17 PM (5Oqcu)

Oh. 

OK, never mind about the Doogie thing....

<..TXMarko wonders how in the hell he missed that...>

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (1axJT)

73 Can't be as disturbing as 15 year old Dakota Fanning in The Runaways. Nightmares. Now all I see when I close my eyes is 5 feet of underage crotch gyrating to Gary Glitter songs.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (wd0Iq)

74 I hope they make the Nina Hartley story soon. Best ass on the planet back in the day.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:20 PM (5Oqcu)

75 I don't think it will take much acting for Ms. Lohan to perform this role.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at May 05, 2010 04:21 PM (gzjX3)

76
She'll be dead by the end of the year.

Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 05, 2010 04:21 PM (x9okW)

77 Woodward and Bernstein called their source "deep throat."  How did Linda Lovelace get into a position where she'd know anything about the inner-workings of the Nixon administration.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 04:21 PM (jSYzV)

78 Harry Reems.  Best. 70's. Porn. Mustache. EVER.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:22 PM (y4B2y)

79 50 I don't think she has any real friends. Natasha Richardson tried to help LiLo when she was only 11, but I don't think she paid much attention. After she was in Freaky Friday, they said she was going to be a successful actress/singer/dancer, but that really didn't go anywhere. Her parents separated 2yrs later.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:22 PM (Yq+qN)

80

child actors that stayed sane?????????

.............

Jenna Jamison did.........  awwwww heck....  never mind.

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 04:22 PM (suhWw)

81 brak: "But yeah, I'd still hit it."

Only if you have a death wish or want to be a microbial petri dish. At least appearances suggest that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 05, 2010 04:23 PM (swuwV)

82

Kurt Russell. Possibly Rick Schroeder.

The girl that played Blossom, the girl that played Winnie Cooper, Jodie Foster, Kirk Cameron, Jason Bateman, Natalie Portman.

I'm sure there's more. Common theme was that they probably had attentive parents.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2010 04:23 PM (RQihU)

83
Now all I see when I close my eyes is 5 feet of underage crotch gyrating to Gary Glitter songs.
Whew! I thought it was just me...

Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 05, 2010 04:23 PM (Oxen1)

84 I hope they make the Nina Hartley story soon. Best ass on the planet back in the day.

The 70's really were the Golden Era of porn.  Or so I hear,,,,

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:24 PM (y4B2y)

85 I wish I Lindsay in a dead pool.....

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:24 PM (t46CX)

86 This film should be a re-make of the original "Deep Throat" re-written as a story about the MFM's relationship with Barack Obama.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 04:24 PM (5bSVS)

87

3. Dead by 28. I need to find a dead pool to get in on...

She's not going to last anywhere near that long.  Won't see her next birthday unless someone gets a conservatorship a la brit brit spears.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 04:24 PM (cniXs)

88 During the 2008 US presidential campaign, Lohan offered her services to Barack Obama's election effort, including hosting events aimed at young voters; but her offer was declined.

BWA HAhahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 04:25 PM (1axJT)

89 BTW I'd hit it with someguy's dick.......

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:25 PM (t46CX)

90 Chubby Ace-hole wishes he could bang Lindsay.  So what does he do?  He does what all fat guys with no chance does, he bad mouths her.  It's like being a 2nd grader and pulling the hair of the girl you like.  Except Chubby is about 40 years older.  Sad.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 05, 2010 04:26 PM (rVtgz)

91 Jodie Foster stayed....aw shit.

Brooke Shields didn't go completely batty I guess.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:26 PM (5Oqcu)

92

Without Lohan we would've never had the portmanteau Frenemy added to our lexicon.

Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 05, 2010 04:26 PM (x9okW)

93 3 Hmm guess a few of were thinking that eh?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:26 PM (t46CX)

94

Henry Thomas (kid in E. T.) turned out okay too.  He's a Texas musician and a good guy.  His folks were regular people though.

Posted by: Gilded Splinters at May 05, 2010 08:18 PM (pcJe3)

Elliott

Posted by: E.T. at May 05, 2010 04:26 PM (Mmw0q)

95 92 Is she nutty or just a lesbo?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:27 PM (t46CX)

96 Didn't one of those  kids from the Beaver go on to become a decorated LA cop . Eddie Haskel ?

Posted by: awkward davies at May 05, 2010 04:27 PM (B4e7Q)

97 Is she nutty or just a lesbo? Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 08:27 PM (t46CX) Yes

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 05, 2010 04:27 PM (753lI)

98

Without Lohan we would've never had the portmanteau Frenemy added to our lexicon.

Or firecrotch.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2010 04:27 PM (RQihU)

99 75 Seen her lately?Horrifying.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:28 PM (t46CX)

100 She's kinda a shut-in and odd after the whole Reagan-assassin-crazy-guy thing I read.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:28 PM (5Oqcu)

101

Umm, we have lesbians that visit here. You're saying they're nuts too?

Not.Nice.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2010 04:28 PM (RQihU)

102 Breaking Hollywood News: Courtney Love to play daring role as drug-addicted street hooker in attempt to siphon off audience, both viewers, from recently announced Lohan/Lovelace retrospective.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 05, 2010 04:29 PM (swuwV)

103 The 70's really were the Golden Era of porn.  Or so I hear,,,,

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 08:24 PM (y4B2y)

Go on.

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at May 05, 2010 04:29 PM (Mmw0q)

104
hahaha, speaking of fire, druggies, and dopes...

remember when Richard Pryor lit himself on fire while freebasing?

That was about 30 years ago. Wow.

Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 05, 2010 04:30 PM (x9okW)

105 Poor Nina should have invested her money better. She should definitely not be on camera anymore.

Ginger Lynn is the same way. Sad when your teen dreams get old.

Even worse when the VHS tape finally breaks.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:30 PM (5Oqcu)

106 "Won't see her next birthday unless someone gets a conservatorship a la brit brit spears."

Word, Bebes.  Only thing is, Britney Spears has at least one parent who wasn't hell bent for leather to ride the Britney gravy train so hard.  Her dad has reportedly made huge strides in saving her fortune.  Her mom was reportedly the one who called in Dr Phil to go and visit her at that rehab place, which was what pissed Britney off something fierce.

LL's folks are seemingly two peas in a pod.  Mom has been pushing LL out to go to parties and make herself known (coughcough), and her dad reportedly has done so much booze and dope that he can barely sign his own name.  How else can it be explained that LL's younger sibs were staying with her in her apartment, instead of with their folks?

Yeesh.  Cesspool of the depths of hell, is the Hollywood life.

Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 04:30 PM (92zkk)

107 104 Golden age of mustaches,hairy chests,afros on white guys and mega hairy bushes.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:30 PM (t46CX)

108

The girl that played Blossom, the girl that played Winnie Cooper, Jodie Foster, Kirk Cameron, Jason Bateman, Natalie Portman.



Scratch Portman, she turned into an uber-lib. Although she's quite adept at finding air conditioned rooms.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 04:31 PM (ZSVyF)

109
Lindsey is the next Dana Plato (Kimberly from Different Strooks)

Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 05, 2010 04:32 PM (x9okW)

110 For the record, nothing wrong with Jodie Foster being a lesbian. In fact, she was often featured that way in my dreams after Silence of the Lambs came out.


/pig

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:32 PM (5Oqcu)

111 106 Yeah,she went legit for awhile(alright she was in a Rob Zombie movie).She was also in Wing Commander 3 I think computer game with Mark Hamil.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:32 PM (t46CX)

112 Is that the real PA above ?
Read like erg .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 05, 2010 04:33 PM (B4e7Q)

113 91 Wow.That the real PA?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:34 PM (t46CX)

114 If Natalie Portman plopped down naked in front of me I think all I'd do would be laugh at her for the shitty job she did in Star Wars.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:34 PM (5Oqcu)

115 Scratch Portman, she turned into an uber-lib. Although she's quite adept at finding air conditioned rooms. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 08:31 PM (ZSVyF) The look on Hillary's face in that photo says "gee, the stool softener just kicked in..."

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 04:34 PM (5bSVS)

116
nah, it was probably 'Deeb Frish'

Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 05, 2010 04:34 PM (x9okW)

117

Never saw this one cumming. Yet.

..insert popcorn munching noise here...

Posted by: torabora at May 05, 2010 04:35 PM (tSxta)

118 Although she's quite adept at finding air conditioned rooms.

No, I just have a cankle fetish, you hateful prude!

Posted by: Natalie Portman at May 05, 2010 04:35 PM (zEg8u)

119 113 Meh,someone else noticed.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:35 PM (t46CX)

120 PA's been using a hyperlink name lately.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 04:35 PM (jSYzV)

121 Which one of you shitballs started the rumor?

MESA, Ariz. (AP) -- Rumors circulate of an immigration raid at Cinco de Mayo festivities. Markets normally bustling with customers preparing for the celebration are quiet. Family picnics are scaled back.

Many Hispanics in Arizona - both legal and illegal - are increasingly anxious about being targeted under the state's tough anti-illegal immigration law. Some are afraid to leave their homes, even on the day when the nation celebrates Hispanic heritage.

http://tinyurl.com/2be9mxm

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 05, 2010 04:36 PM (5uA6m)

122

That the real PA?

No. Highly doubt it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2010 04:36 PM (RQihU)

123 For the record, nothing wrong with Jodie Foster being a lesbian. In fact, she was often featured that way in my dreams after Silence of the Lambs came out.

Did she ever officially come out?  Not in a Jim McGreavy way, with marching bands, jugglers, and balloons, of course, but a tacit admission?

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:36 PM (y4B2y)

124 115 If Natalie Portman plopped down naked in front of me I think all I'd do would be laugh at her for the shitty job she did in Star Wars.

Me too, hehe.  Those were the most awkward and painful "love" scenes I've ever seen on film, and that includes anything I've seen on Skinemax, .

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

125 122 Alice Cooper is actually a pretty good dude too.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:36 PM (t46CX)

126
remember ALFALFA?

he was stabbed by a smelly hobo

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:37 PM (x9okW)

127 113 Meh,someone else noticed.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 08:35 PM (t46CX)

Noticing erg and responding to him are different things....

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2010 04:37 PM (V5s1P)

128 122 The stars back than got shafted by the studios,usually no residuals.Alfalfa got stabbed trying to take $20 off a guy.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:38 PM (t46CX)

129 Disney somehow always manages to somehow screw up their child stars. Lohan, Spears, etc. You just know there's a Miley Cyrus sex tape, at this point.

Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 04:38 PM (Aq93A)

130 128 see 129 I'm sympatico with my fellow morons tonight.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:39 PM (t46CX)

131
Is this life imitating art, or vice versa? 

And I don't believe for a second Linda 'Lovelace' was forced into anything. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 04:39 PM (dGNGn)

132 "remember ALFALFA?

he was stabbed by a smelly hobo"

Most of the Lil' Rascals died by either violent means or very young.  Sad stories, all of 'em.  (you can find their stories on FindADeathdotcom, although it's a very wacky place)

Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 04:39 PM (92zkk)

133
The Global War on Terrori... on something, on on on ah, man caused disasters or something. 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 05, 2010 04:39 PM (0fzsA)

134 Will she get to take off her ankle tracking device?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2010 08:07 PM (V5s1P)
thread winner

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (erIg9)

135
Don't talk shit about the president of the He-Man's Womens Haters Club.

ALFALFA was innocent!

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (x9okW)

136 And Buckwheat got shot.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (yQWNf)

137 126 115 Me too, hehe.  Those were the most awkward and painful "love" scenes I've ever seen on film, and that includes anything I've seen on Skinemax, .

Who wrote that dialogue, anyway? It was worse than being forced to watch soaps in the dr's office.

Also, I nominate Abigail Breslin for current most professional actress.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (Yq+qN)

138 Alice Cooper is actually a pretty good dude too.

He's a conservative, and a scratch golfer.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (y4B2y)

139 The things she was forced to particpate in, sometimes with guns pointed at her off camera, truly horrible. I've told this story before, but I had a friend who used to work on the cutting/editing/packaging side of the porn-flick business (until his wife made him quit). I used to visit him in LA every so often, and went to some house-parties with folks who worked in the business (more on the production side than the acting side; porn actors don't mix much with outsiders, as a rule) There are a lot of truly evil assholes in that business. I also knew an LA detective who told me how many girls who work in that business end up OD'ing or committing suicide later. It was a pretty scarifying statistic. There's also a huge incidence of cancer among porn-actresses later in their lives (according to the detective): cervical, uterine, colorectal. They have some pretty awful health problems otherwise as well -- urinary tract problems, prolapsed rectums, vaginal infections that lead to infertility, and so on. It turns out that using your body as a public toilet really isn't good for you over the long term.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 04:40 PM (O3eFQ)

140 134 Spanky did okay I think.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (t46CX)

141 As for child actors Eddie Haskell of Leave it to Beaver seemed to land on his feet after his acting career ended. I guess Ward Cleaver  straightened him out . http://tinyurl.com/28ua88e

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (68tQb)

142
Remember FROGGIE?

He killed BOB CRANE in a motel rool after they had gay sex.

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (x9okW)

143 I've come to fix your plumbing.

Posted by: 70s mustached porn icon at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (4WbTI)

144 I think Babwa Wawa tried to get Jodie to come out on a special, but she smiled demurely and didn't take the bait.

But I called it.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (5Oqcu)

145 Did she ever officially come out?  Not in a Jim McGreavy way, with marching bands, jugglers, and balloons, of course, but a tacit admission?


A couple of years ago, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 04:41 PM (ZSVyF)

146
He killed BOB CRANE in a motel rool after they had gay sex.

THAT is a fucked-up story.  Colonel Hogan was a freakedy freaky freak.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (dGNGn)

147 Re Julia Robers:  Ummmm, not exactly.  As I recall, Julia Robers played a hooker in Pretty Woman...

Posted by: Bill Long at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (wKAKq)

148 138 And Buckwheat got shot. Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2010 08:40 PM (yQWNf) About 20 times. In slow-motion too.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (5bSVS)

149 How you gonna keep them down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?

-The Dude

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (5Oqcu)

150
Disney somehow always manages to somehow screw up their child stars
Not Annette or Frankie. Today's Disney is as far from the original as today's Democrats are from theirs.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (Oxen1)

151

127 122 Alice Cooper is actually a pretty good dude too.

................

who would have thought? Alice spends his time with family, AA, and playing golf....... and still the band.

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 04:42 PM (suhWw)

152 At least the role isn't a stretch for her.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 04:43 PM (iBTj9)

153 141 The guys get by okay.Sexist anatomy.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:43 PM (t46CX)

154 It turns out that using your body as a public toilet really isn't good for you over the long term.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 08:40 PM (O3eFQ)


hey erg, is that true?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 05, 2010 04:43 PM (erIg9)

155
Jackie Cooper did okay. After acting, he went to direct tv shows such as MASH.

In his autobiography, Cooper didn't have anything good to say about Hawkeye. Frank Burns and Trapper, however, were gentlemen, he said.

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:43 PM (x9okW)

156 Alice Cooper is a Sunday School teacher.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2010 04:43 PM (yQWNf)

157 Sammy Hagar is gonna be the first Rocker Billionaire the way he's going. And conservative too.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (5Oqcu)

158 #139  Who wrote that dialogue, anyway? It was worse than being forced to watch soaps in the dr's office.

Probably George Lucas himself.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (c0A3e)

159

109

thats not the AC, thats Hillary's hand down her pants...

as for LiLo, she should just skip the middleman and just DO porn already...

Posted by: mrfixit at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (Bsm1s)

160 Colonel Hogan was a freakedy freaky freak. But a very snappy dresser.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (O3eFQ)

161
In his autobiography, Cooper didn't have anything good to say about Hawkeye.

I read that, too.  And I believe every bit of it, Alda is an insufferable tool.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (dGNGn)

162 i don't know if this is appropriate here, but here goes: yahoo news had an article about miley cyrus' new outfit, a $25,000 silver bustier and peacock feather number. they had over 3,000 comments! i think the managers of this site are going to have to spice it up a bit more to pull in those numbers. but every bit helps.

Posted by: gomm at May 05, 2010 04:44 PM (7JES6)

163 He killed BOB CRANE in a motel rool after they had gay sex.

I thought that was never solved?

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (y4B2y)

164
On a serious note, Bob Crane was a good man who got mixed up with bad people.

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (x9okW)

165 David McCallum has been acting since the age of 5, & he hasn't had too much negative publicity. His parents would have killed him...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (Yq+qN)

166 134 "remember ALFALFA?

he was stabbed by a smelly hobo"

Most of the Lil' Rascals died by either violent means or very young.  Sad stories, all of 'em.  (you can find their stories on FindADeathdotcom, although it's a very wacky place)

Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 08:39 PM (92zkk)

Robert Blake who starred as Beretta in the 70's played little Mickey in the Rascals. Yeah he turned out 'allright', unless you count the murder charge he faced when his wife was murdered.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (68tQb)

167 163 He really served in Korea though,in the artillery.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (t46CX)

168

In his autobiography, Cooper didn't have anything good to say about Hawkeye.

No one ever says they had a great time with that great guy Alda.

Posted by: Guy Who Remembers at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (jSYzV)

169 145 I've come to fix your plumbing.

Boom-chicka-wow-wow.

/Anything with pizza delivery girls in the '70s.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:45 PM (c0A3e)

170 actually, the priorities are right. rather all those people concerned with that, thus demonstrating the prosperity and well-being of society, than concerned with the likes of politics. all is well. never mind.

Posted by: gomm at May 05, 2010 04:47 PM (EA+Co)

171 There are a lot of truly evil assholes in that business. Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 08:40 PM (O3eFQ) There was a movie about the pron industry starring James Gandolfini (aka "Tony Soprano") a few years back that portrayed a lot of what you describe. I can't remember the name, but it was very disturbing.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 04:47 PM (5bSVS)

172
They never caught CRANE's murderer, and I don't think they have any suspects. Tim Daley (Wings) I think made a movie about Crane. No...wait, it was Greg Kineer.

wow Greg Kineer went MIA, eh?

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:47 PM (x9okW)

173 Child actors making it in adulthood. I'll nominate Tracy Lords. Oh wait.

Posted by: tmitsss at May 05, 2010 04:48 PM (EgRqw)

174 Yes, make your kid get a part time job. A real, menial labor, minimum wage kid job, not doing movies. Teaches responsibility, the value of a dollar and that hard work is needed to get ahead in life.

No truer words...

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:48 PM (y4B2y)

175 172 You've been watching too much Skinemax with that lame flute music.It's more like Bow-Chicka-Wha-Wha.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:48 PM (t46CX)

176 Alan Alda and Ed Begley Jr. have a special circle of Hell reserved. With a great big sign that says: FAKE SENSITIVE MALE DOUCHEBAGS

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:49 PM (5Oqcu)

177 157 In his autobiography, Cooper didn't have anything good to say about Hawkeye. Frank Burns and Trapper, however, were gentlemen, he said.

Not surprised. Larry Linville & Wayne Rogers were far better people than they appeared. Alan Alda was a child actor who started going wrong, corrected, then became egotistical several seasons into MASH.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:49 PM (Yq+qN)

178
make your kid get a part time job. A real, menial labor, minimum wage kid job,

Worked at Whataburger when I was 14.  Absolute heaven for about 3 days, then you realize you smell like pickles no matter what.  Good times.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 04:49 PM (dGNGn)

179 If Natalie Portman plopped down naked in front of me I think all I'd do would be laugh at her for the shitty job she did in Star Wars.

Me too, hehe.  Those were the most awkward and painful "love" scenes I've ever seen on film


Amidala used to babysit the kid she was "loving", that's skeeved me out since "Episode I."

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 04:49 PM (OkT2m)

180 175 He was in Green Zone.He's also playing JFK in some upcoming flick.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:50 PM (t46CX)

181 178 172 You've been watching too much Skinemax with that lame flute music.It's more like Bow-Chicka-Wha-Wha.

Hey, the flute music's awesome. A common sound of my adolescent years. I wish I could find it on YouTube.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:50 PM (c0A3e)

182
yeah, I forogt about Robert Blake

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:50 PM (x9okW)

183 O/T: (Though I'm sure there's a connection in here somewhere ...)

Nikkei wakes up, shits bed. Down 345.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 05, 2010 04:51 PM (zgd5N)

184 Greg Kinnear rocks.  Played Snake Shit in We Were Soldiers and Captain Amazing in Mystery Men.

He needs more work.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:51 PM (5Oqcu)

185 185 Fucker got away with murder,or at least conspiracy to commit same....

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 04:52 PM (t46CX)

186
Speaking of Hogan's Hero's, I went to high school with Carter's daughter Amy.  Gorgeous girl, really really sweet.  And natural D cup.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 04:52 PM (dGNGn)

187 Absolute heaven for about 3 days, then you realize you smell like pickles no matter what.

Smelling like pickles would have been an improvement; I smelled like deep fryer.  Even walking home in the rain, throwing all my clothes cirectly into the wash (so I could wear them again the next day) and taking a shower...could still smell the fryer of the Doug-Out Family Restaurant. 

Hell, I can smell it now just typing this.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 04:52 PM (OkT2m)

188 With a natural D cup, she should be sweet.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:53 PM (5Oqcu)

189 Pam Dawber started out in modeling & turned out well. Not to mention her husband...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:53 PM (Yq+qN)

190 AngelEm: "You just know there's a Miley Cyrus sex tape, at this point."

Remember the Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair photoshoot? Of course that's not anything near a sex tape, but it's suggestive of bad decision-making or opportunism at the behest of the Cyrus family. It's like some rite of passage in the entertainment industry that girls must become women by showing skin, and participants agree to partake to stay relevant. A deal with the devil seems to be the going rate.

It's an indictment of Hollywood and our expectations from it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 05, 2010 04:54 PM (swuwV)

191 190 I once worked at a pet grooming salon. The smell of wet shampooed dog doesn't wash out of clothes either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 04:55 PM (Yq+qN)

192 There hasn't been great casting like this since Rielle Hunter played that skanky new age hippie who banged the politician.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 04:55 PM (5Oqcu)

193 I believe Dean Stockwell was one of the later-era Little Rascals, and he turned out ok, as far as I can tell.

I think Rip Torn was a child actor, too, though, and he turned into a proto-Moron.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 04:55 PM (0T2Zc)

194
Remember when that evil sick fuck murdered that girl who played Pam Dawber's sister in that sitcom?

Posted by: Dynomuttwing Plover at May 05, 2010 04:56 PM (x9okW)

195 #190  I worked at Burger King for several years.  I could smell fryer grease for days too.  And that slippery floor..

/And there was the guy who tried to make love to a tub of mayo...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:57 PM (c0A3e)

196 peaking of Hogan's Hero's, I went to high school with Carter's daughter Amy.  Gorgeous girl, really really sweet.  And natural D cup.

Are we talking about the same person that was in the news decades back?  If so, I'm glad she "grew into her looks", because back then she looked like a basset hound

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:57 PM (y4B2y)

197 I can't remember the name, but it was very disturbing. The drug business and the porn business are one and the same in Southern Cal. Drug money funds dirty movies, or at least it did back in the early '90's when my friend was involved. Everybody, and I mean everybody was doing coke. I once saw about fifteen big Hefty bags full of hoot sitting on the floor of one dude's basement -- that was about one week's supply for the crew. I was amazed that there were never any major busts; they didn't try very hard to hide it. There were a lot of South American gentlemen hanging around back then. Maybe it was just my fertile imagination running amok, but this was in the heydey of the Colombian and Salvadoran cocaine wars. I made it a point not to get too interested in the goings-on. I was amazed that the cops never announced huge drug-busts in some of those Hollywood Hills and Palisades places. But porn, then as now, was a huge money-maker in Southern Cal and Florida. I imagine a lot of that money went to certain folks in the government and law-enforcement agencies.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 04:57 PM (O3eFQ)

198 #197  I think Rip Torn was a child actor, too, though, and he turned into a proto-Moron.

Rip Torn - the voice of Hephaestus in God of War 3.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 04:58 PM (c0A3e)

199 Pam Dawber started out in modeling & turned out well. Not to mention her husband...

Who's her hubby?

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 04:58 PM (y4B2y)

200

I want Lindsy Lohan to star in my screenplay "The Last Temptation of Andrea Dworkin". It's a single act play where Andrea Dworkin, on her last day of life, has a hypothetical Marxist dialectic conversation with a cheesecake, before she decides to eat it, and then dies.

Can I get an NEA grant for this?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego But Stuck at Sis' House Until The Termite Tenting Is Done at May 05, 2010 04:59 PM (GJPxc)

201
Are we talking about the same person that was in the news decades back?

No idea, this was in 84-85, algebra. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 05:00 PM (dGNGn)

202 71 When I was in the army I read the book that Linda Lovelace wrote about her life.porn. Posted by: jellytoast at May 05, 2010 08:20 PM (sI1Un) As far as what she claimed in that book, don't swallow it whole.

Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 05:01 PM (ygyOW)

203 Kirsten Dunst was a child actess (from like age 0) and she seems to have turned out pretty well ... so far.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 05:02 PM (Qp4DT)

204 #206 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

So you were the dude who got that bacterial flesh-eating disease on your junk?  Serves you right!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 05:02 PM (c0A3e)

205 203 Who's her hubby?

Pam Dawber is married to Mark Harmon.

She decided to give up her career when they got married, so she could later raise the kids. Saw a YouTube interview where she said you can have the best of both worlds, & that she does.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:02 PM (Yq+qN)

206
Mmm, Mindy, mmmmm.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 05:03 PM (dGNGn)

207 Pam Dawber could really make a pair of jeans look good.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 05:03 PM (5Oqcu)

208 I think Rip Torn was a child actor, too, though, and he turned into a proto-Moron.


So you're saying that he turned out okay.....I can dig it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 05:03 PM (ZSVyF)

209 Lindsay just has to play Lindsay.

Posted by: Jesusland at May 05, 2010 05:04 PM (khPxz)

210 @201 Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (O3eFQ) Call me a wacko if you want, but I'm convinced that that much unnatural, immoral, exploitive, and abusive behavior concentrated in one place opens some kind of door through which an unworldly evil enters our world.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:04 PM (5bSVS)

211 208 Kirsten Dunst was a child actess (from like age 0) and she seems to have turned out pretty well ... so far.

She's already done a few stints in rehab, she is just better about keeping it out of the news.

Posted by: brak at May 05, 2010 05:04 PM (W5NBA)

212 Not Annette or Frankie.

I read somewhere that Annette was Walt Disneys' "favorite".

With a Capital "F".

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 05:05 PM (1axJT)

213 Kirsten Dunst was a child actess (from like age 0) and she seems to have turned out pretty well ... so far.

I'm amazed medical science has enabled a jack o'lantern to live this long.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2010 05:05 PM (zEg8u)

214 As a black and white movie guy, I can only guess this is the moron's version of "staying on the cutting edge of cultural evolution."

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 05, 2010 05:05 PM (7+pP9)

215 She's already done a few stints in rehab, she is just better about keeping it out of the news.

Posted by: brak at May 05, 2010 09:04 PM (W5NBA)

I see.  At least, she's a bit modest about it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 05:05 PM (Qp4DT)

216 Could our cultural elite be any more of a parody?
These people are all lost children. They have risen above religion and personal responsibility and now claw at legitimacy through green-veneer politics, third world adoptions, casual sodomy, and "edgy" film roles.

When I was young there was a meme (if I can use the word) that California would fall into the ocean. I remember a poster that was popular saying goodbye to all things left coast. Mostly Hollywood personalities.

American could only have been better for it.

Posted by: nine coconuts at May 05, 2010 05:05 PM (DHNp4)

217 So you're saying that he turned out okay.....I can dig it.

You're implying that the AoSHQ Lifestyle is socially acceptable?  Is there some sort of north-of-the-Mason/Dixon-Line custom involving hobo entrails and bottom shelf discount vodka at fancy dress balls of which I'm unaware?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 05:06 PM (0T2Zc)

218 206 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

UGH.  I hope you got the right antibiotics, and that you recovered after a long convalescence.  I never go anywhere near a fast food restaurant bathroom, and if I have no choice I piss in the sink.   As far as #2, well, that just ain't happening.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:06 PM (y4B2y)

219 in the underworld vocabulary of violence, what does a cut off left ear signify?

Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 05:06 PM (ygyOW)

220
You're implying that the AoSHQ Lifestyle is socially acceptable?

To other morons, sure.

We are a self-selecting few.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 05:07 PM (dGNGn)

221 Call me a wacko if you want, but I'm convinced that that much unnatural, immoral, exploitive, and abusive behavior concentrated in one place opens some kind of door through which an unworldly evil enters our world.

No, the Hellmouth is under the Sunnydale High School library.

Posted by: Rupert Giles at May 05, 2010 05:08 PM (zEg8u)

222 I read somewhere that Annette was Walt Disneys' "favorite". With a Capital "F".

Uncle Walt sampled the wares?!

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:08 PM (y4B2y)

223 Pam Dawber's husband = Mark Harmon. 

Now his sister was a piece of work - she was the ex wife of Ricky Nelson and mother of Tracy, Gunnar and What's-his-name/Gunnar's-twin-brother Nelson.  She was a dope-head and Mark even came out against her when she tried to get custody of the kids, because he knew her motives were based on wanting more $$$ for more dope.


Posted by: Intrepid at May 05, 2010 05:08 PM (92zkk)

224 I thought that was never solved?

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 08:45 PM (y4B2y)


no, it was gay sex.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 05, 2010 05:09 PM (erIg9)

225 Sad to see that about Dakota Fanning. Hollywood is a soul-killing harlot of a town.

Posted by: societyis2blame at May 05, 2010 05:09 PM (7ZyYf)

226

I was amazed that the cops never announced huge drug-busts in some of those Hollywood Hills and Palisades places.

.......................................

Monty, I went to Ca. a couple years ago and rode around on the Palisades hill where the Getty place is overlooking the beach. The first thing that I thought of was......... I bet there has been alot of coke done up here.

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 05:09 PM (suhWw)

227 Call me a wacko if you want, but I'm convinced that that much unnatural, immoral, exploitive, and abusive behavior concentrated in one place opens some kind of door through which an unworldly evil enters our world.

No, the Hellmouth is under the Sunnydale High School library.

Nah, that's just the crawlspace where I keep the corpses of drifters.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 05:09 PM (0T2Zc)

228 If by some strange magic she swapped bodies with Lynn Redgrave for a few days, that would straighten her right out.

Posted by: Dan Collins at May 05, 2010 05:12 PM (dlxvS)

229 No, the Hellmouth is under the Sunnydale High School library.


I thought that the Hellmouth was Jane Fonda's dessicated pooter?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 05:12 PM (ZSVyF)

230 Nikkei wakes up, shits bed.

Thanks, Garbonzo... I was looking for an excuse to grab another beer...

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 05:12 PM (1axJT)

231 This role is going to be easy. I've been rehearsing it for years.

Posted by: Lindsy Lohan at May 05, 2010 05:12 PM (4XzsU)

232 228 He & his other sister turned out well. Their father was an extremely strict Roman Catholic who was a rather harsh disciplinarian. I heard his sister claimed that as an excuse, but it should have been the same for the others.

Pam Dawber, the importance of fathers

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:15 PM (Yq+qN)

233 Posted by: Jim in San Diego But Stuck at Sis' House Until The Termite Tenting Is Done

Dude. 

You are gonna be SO PISSED when you figure out we found a secret hiding place from your feeble attempts to gas us.

Posted by: Those Damn Termites @ Jims Place at May 05, 2010 05:15 PM (1axJT)

234

216 @201

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (O3eFQ)

Call me a wacko if you want, but I'm convinced that that much unnatural, immoral, exploitive, and abusive behavior concentrated in one place opens some kind of door through which an unworldly evil enters our world.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 09:04 PM (5bSVS)

You ever met a murderer and knew it in your bones? Before he actually killed anybody? I'm pretty reality based but I've had a few experiences that lead me to believe some have a sixth sense. BTW -- the murderer was far more mellow than other crazies I had been around. He just projected a certain feeling.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 05, 2010 05:15 PM (7+pP9)

235 The Diodes ode to Buffy (Family Affair) (60's TV show)
Child Star

"Mr. Bill Mr. Bill, I took some pills, Uncle French, Uncle French it's real intense"

Posted by: nine coconuts at May 05, 2010 05:16 PM (DHNp4)

236 91 Chubby Ace-hole wishes he could bang Lindsay.  So what does he do?  He does what all fat guys with no chance does, he bad mouths her.  It's like being a 2nd grader and pulling the hair of the girl you like.  Except Chubby is about 40 years older.  Sad.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (rVtgz)

Fifty One hundred bucks says that crap originated here.

Posted by: the all-seeing eye at May 05, 2010 05:16 PM (dasEx)

237 Satan loves him some degradation of human beings.So porn is right up his alley so to speak.Should I capitalize those Him.His for the Prince of Darkness?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 05:17 PM (t46CX)

238 238 His dad was one of the greatest college football players of all time.Nice pro career to but very short,only 2 seasons I think because of WW2.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 05:19 PM (t46CX)

239

Lindsay Lohan:

24, going on used-up skank...

was that too harsh?

Posted by: shoey at May 05, 2010 05:20 PM (yCH89)

240 That's not creepy though because she was already an adult when they met.

Yeah, that's different.  People who knew each other when they were both children getting together as adults is different, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:21 PM (OkT2m)

241 Hahahha, I don't think he was talking about Jimmah Carter's daughter Amy.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2010 05:22 PM (w9bVp)

242 You ever met a murderer and knew it in your bones? Before he actually killed anybody? I'm pretty reality based but I've had a few experiences that lead me to believe some have a sixth sense. BTW -- the murderer was far more mellow than other crazies I had been around. He just projected a certain feeling. Posted by: Ed Anger at May 05, 2010 09:15 PM (7+pP9) Haven't met any murderers (thank G*d) but I know what you mean. I've gotten unexplainedly ill upon meeting someone only to find out later that he was a child abuser or someone who tortured animals. You can *feel* evil as it moves through the world.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:22 PM (5bSVS)

243 Yeah, that's different.  People who knew each other when they were both children getting together as adults is different, too.

Hmmm.. Guess that doesn't absolve Mackenzie Phillips' old man, easily the creepiest celeb story of the year

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:23 PM (y4B2y)

244 She's in Machete, what more could she want.

Whore, playing a whore? 

What could go wrong.  She's got it down, so to speak.

Posted by: Kemp at May 05, 2010 05:25 PM (2+9Yx)

245 Does this film even need a script? Throw Lohan in some 70s clothes and follow her around with a camera on any given day. Scenes write themselves.

Posted by: Unruly at May 05, 2010 05:26 PM (SVZM2)

246

um. I for one don't give a shit about Lindsey Lohans well being and look forward to seeing this one it comes out.

Unlike Ace, I am glad she is doing this now at 25, before she becomes so coked out that she is unrecognizable.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at May 05, 2010 05:27 PM (DKV43)

247 So they make this movie based on a spoof trailer.When do we get to see "Retard" the fake movie from That Ben Stiller movie?Oh,didn't they cut that for PC reasons?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 05:28 PM (t46CX)

248

Haven't met any murderers (thank G*d) but I know what you mean.

I think we've all met, or at least been in the presence of, murderers (as well as rapists and other violent criminals).  Sometimes when I'm in a crowded public place I wonder who amongst us may have killed someone - ie, at a pro football game, airport, state fair, etc. 

If you've ever looked up your neighborhood to see if there are any sex predators nearby, you realize there are people who have done bad things all over the place.

Posted by: Mayday at May 05, 2010 05:28 PM (TRgli)

249 24, going on used-up skank... was that too harsh? I don't think so. She's definitely been rode hard and put away wet. She's going to be a real sea-hag in five or ten years unless she changes her ways.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 05:28 PM (O3eFQ)

250 producer Wali Razaqi told The Los Angeles Times.

OK, call me racist, but I googled him 'cause I'd never heard of him, and his family escaped Afghanistan when he was an infant.

He's also made a documentary on Michael Vick for BET.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:28 PM (OkT2m)

251 @240: Posted by: Ed Anger at May 05, 2010 09:15 PM (7+pP9) If you want to see a good portrayal of that phenomenon in a film check out the old '50s B&W flick titled "Nightfall" starring Aldo Rey.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:29 PM (5bSVS)

252 It will be fine as long as she doesn't let that dog fuck her like the next movie Lovelace made.

Posted by: Kemp at May 05, 2010 05:30 PM (2+9Yx)

253 OK, call me racist

Racist.  Always glad to take care of the ladies.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:31 PM (y4B2y)

254 258 It will be fine as long as she doesn't let that dog fuck her like the next movie Lovelace made.

WTF?  Srsly?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 05:31 PM (c0A3e)

255 He's also made a documentary on Michael Vick for BET.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 09:28 PM (OkT2m)

Lindsay could have played one of the broken-down pitbulls.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 05:31 PM (Qp4DT)

256 #258

Er, not that I would know, I read about,  yeah that's it.

Posted by: Kemp at May 05, 2010 05:31 PM (2+9Yx)

257 244 238 His dad was one of the greatest college football players of all time.Nice pro career to but very short,only 2 seasons I think because of WW2.

That he was, or so I've read. He did play-by-play after the war, because his war injuries prevented him from playing anymore football.

I've just heard some stories about him. He softened as he grew older, but it sounds like he wasn't the nicest father. Doesn't make him a bad person, though.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:32 PM (Yq+qN)

258
Lindsay could have played one of the broken-down pitbulls.

What, you don't think there were any white ghettorats hanging around?

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 05:32 PM (dGNGn)

259 You can *feel* evil as it moves through the world.


Well, yes and no. I've known three murderers from my high school days and only one of them gave me that feeling. Career criminal biker armed robbery-type. Everyone knew as far back as 8th grade that he was going to end up in prison.

But the other two, totally clean-cut All-American types, are the ones on death row, murdered the one guy's rich parents because he was afraid that they were going to make him move out of the house and get a job. They were going to kill his sister too (because he suspected that she was first in the will), but she was out late with friends that night, missed her curfew.

Evil can come in many packages.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 05:33 PM (ZSVyF)

260 258 - Rover fucked unwisely.

Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 05:34 PM (ygyOW)

261 You ever met a murderer and knew it in your bones? Before he actually killed anybody?

How about after they killed someone?  Never happened to me personally, but this story freaked me out a bit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:34 PM (OkT2m)

262 What, you don't think there were any white ghettorats hanging around?

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 09:32 PM (dGNGn)

Very true.  Lohan probably was at some of Vick's dog-fights.  But I still think she'd rather have played a dying pit-bull.  She's got the ankles for it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 05:34 PM (Qp4DT)

263 If you want to see a good portrayal of that phenomenon in a film check out the old '50s B&W flick titled "Nightfall" starring Aldo Rey.

Aldo Rey!  Wasn't he Sally Field's benefactor/nemesis in The Flying Nun?  I was a child, but I remember the smoldering sexual tension.  Good heavens, the stupid stuff you remember when you have no life.

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:34 PM (y4B2y)

264 Will PETA revoke LiHo's membership if she does the dirty with a German Shepard?

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 05:35 PM (5i+vi)

265

Haven't met any murderers (thank G*d) but I know what you mean.

I think we've all met, or at least been in the presence of, murderers (as well as rapists and other violent criminals).  Sometimes when I'm in a crowded public place I wonder who amongst us may have killed someone - ie, at a pro football game, airport, state fair, etc. 

If you've ever looked up your neighborhood to see if there are any sex predators nearby, you realize there are people who have done bad things all over the place.

But they were always so quiet and kept to themselves..

Posted by: Tyler Durden at May 05, 2010 05:35 PM (DKV43)

266 It will be fine as long as she doesn't let that dog fuck her like the next movie Lovelace made.



BUNK!  Oh, wait a minute . . . Eww!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 05:35 PM (SpI2E)

267 Thanks, Ombudsman. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:35 PM (OkT2m)

268 3. There's a great dead pool @rotten.com

Posted by: One-L guy at May 05, 2010 05:36 PM (mHQoR)

269

IllTemperedCur, were those the guys in Washington State or the ones in California, or Lord help us some other state?

 

You know who senses evil well? Animals and children. ItÂ’s too bad we donÂ’t often listen to them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)

270 WTF?  Srsly?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 09:31 PM (c0A3e)

...................................

really Kratos........... ya gotta draw the line somewhere....

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 05:36 PM (suhWw)

271 @265 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 09:33 PM (ZSVyF) Agreed, but what I'm talking about goes beyond any impression you would get from a physical experience of the person, be that experience positive or negative.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:36 PM (5bSVS)

272 270 Will PETA revoke LiHo's membership if she does the dirty with a German Shepard?

Probably not - they'll give her an award.  Sick bastards.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 05:37 PM (c0A3e)

273 It used to be when one would do something particularly bad they would spend the rest of their lives in a way to hopefully wipe away that memory from other's minds. Now we seem to have the inverse where Ms. Lohan is doing everything she can do to purge any memory of her being a decent person. I think she will succeed.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at May 05, 2010 05:37 PM (tzcjs)

274

It will be fine as long as she doesn't let that dog fuck her like the next movie Lovelace made.

 

I am unfamiliar with that film. Bestiality doesn't do it for me. As a matter of fact I hate people who are involved in that in any way. It is f'ing disgusting. That's why i don't read JackM's posts.

Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 05:37 PM (DKV43)

275 24 going on 55.  That girl looks like she has been ridden hard and put up wet.

Posted by: Sam at May 05, 2010 05:37 PM (Cxsey)

276 You know who senses evil well? Animals and children. ItÂ’s too bad we donÂ’t often listen to them. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:36 PM (RZ8pf) Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:38 PM (5bSVS)

277 I think someone should take LiLo aside & try to get her to go into rehab. No one takes her seriously as an actress anymore, & even the teens all think she's a joke. That 1 "friend" of hers (Sam?) also sounds destructive. But she'd actually be a rather good actress if she didn't abuse so many substances. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:38 PM (Yq+qN)

278 269 - yeah, this guy ? http://tinyurl.com/2fgsv8c

Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 05:38 PM (ygyOW)

279 G'night all!

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 05:39 PM (5bSVS)

280 Speaking of going down, how bout over 3% at the moment.

Posted by: Nikkei Index at May 05, 2010 05:39 PM (7wznd)

281

You can *feel* evil as it moves through the world.

..................................

So where did you meet my ex-wife?

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 05:42 PM (suhWw)

282

If you were a talented director with a super script and a clear vision the great movie you were going to make out of it, would you go cast Lindsay Lohan in the lead?  Bomb alert.

Posted by: Crusty at May 05, 2010 05:42 PM (qzgbP)

283

I think someone should take LiLo aside & try to get her to go into rehab. No one takes her seriously as an actress anymore, & even the teens all think she's a joke. That 1 "friend" of hers (Sam?) also sounds destructive. But she'd actually be a rather good actress if she didn't abuse so many substances. 

that's all good and well, but can we do that after she shoots the porn flick?

Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 05:42 PM (DKV43)

284 We had two guys that murdered their boss and the boss' wife sit on our living room couch when I was a kid. They worked with my Dad on the farm at one time.

Bruce Burns and Mark Dekens. Still remember their names.

Long story shortened: Police asked Dad to tell the guys he was due to disk the field where the bodies were buried so the cops could follow the killers to the graves when they tried to move them.

They got caught digging and were sentenced to life.

Dad never even got in the paper.

Posted by: sifty at May 05, 2010 05:42 PM (5i+vi)

285
I think someone should take LiLo aside & try to get her to go into rehab.

Pointless.  She's a sociopath with no firm grasp of reality.  Google her carjacking/freeway chase, she just needs to be put down before she kills.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 05:43 PM (dGNGn)

286 You know who senses evil well? Animals and children. ItÂ’s too bad we donÂ’t often listen to them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:36 PM (RZ8pf)

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 05, 2010 09:38 PM (5bSVS)

Damn straight; I've always believed that's why the rock worshipers don't like dogs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 05, 2010 05:43 PM (V5s1P)

287

That’s the thing I hate about how they are treating some really disturbed kids in schools these days. I mean I swear there are not one, but two sociopaths in my son’s grade. These kids, you look them in their eyes and it is just dead there. These boys have both threatened to bring weapons to school, they’ve told other kids they are going to kill their pets, they say horrendous things to both kids and adults. And yet, the school coddles them and tries to teach them better “social skills.”

 

You know what, fuck that, I want the little bastards to continue to have piss poor social skills because if not they are going to grow up to be slick bastards who end up committing heinous crimes and no one will recognize them for the evil they are until it is too late and people are quoted in the news as saying “he seemed like such a charming person.”

 

Sometimes evil is just evil and there is no rehabilitating it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 05:43 PM (RZ8pf)

288

You know who senses evil well? Animals and children. ItÂ’s too bad we donÂ’t often listen to them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:36 PM (RZ8pf)

Truer words have never been spoken.

I consult my daughter Amy on Nuclear Policy.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 05, 2010 05:44 PM (DKV43)

289 You ever met a murderer and knew it in your bones? Before he actually killed anybody?

The wife's relatives pretty much had a bad vibe about this one girl in their family.

She ended up killing a old friend for drug money.  High publicity trial.

Convicted and later, Confessed.

That feeling we get every now...   It isn't just spidey-sense...

Posted by: TXMarko at May 05, 2010 05:44 PM (1axJT)

290

I thought I had heard that it was the movie she did before Deep Throat.  Either way its an ewwww.

There are levels of depravity.  To paraphrase Justice Stewart, we know 'em when we see 'em.    Basic porn?  The better angels of our nature know it's wrong, but it is what it is.  Bestiality?  Child Porn? All but the most psychotic Libertarian instinctively knows it's beyond the pale

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:45 PM (y4B2y)

291


Dad never even got in the paper.

 

its ok. more people read this message board than most newspapers.

Congrats to you dad for doing the right thing.

Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 05:46 PM (DKV43)

292 293 Pointless.  She's a sociopath with no firm grasp of reality.  Google her carjacking/freeway chase, she just needs to be put down before she kills.

She's even worse than I thought. Do you mean the situation with her driver, the 3rd or 4th car accident?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:46 PM (Yq+qN)

293 Jose Martinez High , executed in 2001 .
One of my high school classmates . One of the two ( that I know of ) killers in our class of around 400 .
I had no urge to attend our various reunions .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 05, 2010 05:47 PM (B4e7Q)

294 "Play"? Whatever you say Ace. Lohan will never again be as hot as she was in The Parent Trap.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 05, 2010 05:48 PM (bVj4V)

295 292 Hmm,what if they decided to kill you all too instead of moving the bodies?

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 05:48 PM (t46CX)

296 288 Speaking of going down, how bout over 3% at the moment.
Posted by: Nikkei Index

Echo in here?

(Ok, this is fucking ridiculous. Links to comments on Ace's own site are banned. WTF, Pixy?!)

Posted by: Guy at #186 at May 05, 2010 05:49 PM (zgd5N)

297 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:36 PM (RZ8pf)



Cali, around Fresno in the early-mid 80s. They were a couple of years younger than me. They both attended the last house party I threw at my parent's place before I moved out after high school.

Actually, I'm wondering if they finally got the needle, it's been a LONG time. Even in Cali, they should have hit the chamber by now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 05:49 PM (ZSVyF)

298 295 But what should people do in the meantime? Wait until they kill? What do you do in a society that will let them roam free until they commit murder?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:50 PM (Yq+qN)

299 more people read this message board than most newspapers.

Apparently not.

Posted by: Nikkei Index at May 05, 2010 05:50 PM (7wznd)

300

ThatÂ’s the thing I hate about how they are treating some really disturbed kids in schools these days. I mean I swear there are not one, but two sociopaths in my sonÂ’s grade.

Sometimes a pretty horrible home life contributes to the creation of sociopaths...wonder if the school has checked that out.

Posted by: Mayday at May 05, 2010 05:51 PM (TRgli)

301 O/T, Iowahawk is all over the Case of the Purloined Pathfinder in Gotham City.  Heh.

Posted by: DPR VIII at May 05, 2010 05:52 PM (4XUD3)

302 Actually, I'm wondering if they finally got the needle, it's been a LONG time. Even in Cali, they should have hit the chamber by now.

I didn't think they did anyone in CA anymore.  Even in my purple state of PA, since 1963 we've only offed people who've waived all appeals and asked for it

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 05, 2010 05:52 PM (y4B2y)

303

when are the brits election? today or tomorrow, or is today tomorrow in england?

Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 05:53 PM (DKV43)

304 307 more people read this message board than most newspapers.

Apparently not.

Posted by: Nikkei Index at May 05, 2010 09:50 PM (7wznd)

....................

what are newspapers?

Posted by: Racefan at May 05, 2010 05:54 PM (suhWw)

305 There are some bad news kids in schools nowdays.The misguided idea that they will be better if you "mainstream" them does not work for the genuinely disturbed.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 05:54 PM (t46CX)

306 I mean I swear there are not one, but two sociopaths in my sonÂ’s grade. Sociopathy (lack of empathy for others combined with solipsistic or narcissistic tendencies) is far more common than most people realize. I have a feeling that schools stopped giving the TAT -- it scared the shit out of the people giving the test. Lots of tweens and young teens are damned nearly atavistic, especially in large urban areas. I've heard people blame it on the prevalence of sexual stimuli (not just advertising, movies, and music; but also easy access to porn) combined with a highly tolerant authority structure. Sociopaths have trouble feeling shame even under the most stifling cultures, but in our open culture, sociopaths have very few brakes on their behavior. There's been work done in the last decade or so that is trying to tie the lack of certain chemicals (GABA and serotonin) in the forebrain with sociopathic and psychopathic behavior. These chemicals seem to regulate impulse control, and poor impulse control is a hallmark of sociopaths and psychotics.

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 05:55 PM (O3eFQ)

307 313 But that's what puzzles me, is what to do with them. You can't coddle them, but you can't let them commit petty crimes, either. All those crimes add-up until the person commits murder. I don't want these people in our schools, neighbourhoods, etc.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 05:56 PM (Yq+qN)

308

 Actually, I'm wondering if they finally got the needle, it's been a LONG time. Even in Cali, they should have hit the chamber by now.

I didn't think they did anyone in CA anymore.  Even in my purple state of PA, since 1963 we've only offed people who've waived all appeals and asked for it

I am willing to bet they give Richard Poplowski the chair appeals or no. If you kill someone who works for the state or the police they will execute you.

Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 05:56 PM (DKV43)

309 Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 09:55 PM (O3eFQ)

In other words, the little fuckers need the shit knocked out of them.



Posted by: Herr Morgenholz's Late Father, Master Therapist at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (7wznd)

310 The misguided idea that they will be better if you "mainstream" them does not work for the genuinely disturbed.

And it puts the other kids at risk. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:59 PM (OkT2m)

311 One of the two killers I went to school with was the child of a nightmare . The other was raised in a christian suburban family .
Go figger'.

Posted by: awkward davies at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (B4e7Q)

312 STEVEN SEAGAL ALERT.

Above The Law is on AMC at 8PM Pacific

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (QuP9W)

313 What's Bill Pullman's excuse in appearing in this crappy film.

Posted by: moi at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (Ez4Ql)

314 I didn't think they did anyone in CA anymore.  Even in my purple state of PA, since 1963 we've only offed people who've waived all appeals and asked for it


CA had been doing a few executions here and there, Tookie Williams in '05, for example. But I think that there's a state-level stay on executions that's been in effect for a couple of years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 06:03 PM (ZSVyF)

315

309 O/T, Iowahawk is all over the Case of the Purloined Pathfinder in Gotham City.  Heh.

Totally epic in scope and funnier than anything I've read in a long time.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at May 05, 2010 06:03 PM (rQTdM)

316 You can't coddle them, but you can't let them commit petty crimes, either. It's a very tough problem. Back when Skinner's theories were au courant, the thinking was that aversion therapy would solve their problems. Then the fad became "therapeutic intervention" and then psychotherapy combined with drug therapy. The problem, though, is that psychologists and neuroscientists still don't really know what "causes" sociopathy and psychotic behavior. Remember, these conditions aren't illnesses; they're just deviations from the accepted norm of behavior. We really don't know how things like "personality" and "ethics" develop in the human brain, or how they work. (The question of "moods" has long deviled behavioral scientists -- what is a "mood"? Is it different from "attitude"? Can you be a "happy person" and still be sad occasionally? If so, is being sad a personality disorder?)

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:04 PM (O3eFQ)

317 What's Bill Pullman's excuse in appearing in this crappy film.

I have two venereal diseases to go to complete my life list.

Posted by: Bill Pullman's Crank at May 05, 2010 06:04 PM (7wznd)

318 Prepping for her future in the film industry...

Posted by: SuperCool at May 05, 2010 06:05 PM (DRsTV)

319 The misguided idea that they will be better if you "mainstream" them does not work for the genuinely disturbed.

And it puts the other kids at risk. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 09:59 PM (OkT2m)

Yep.  Mainstreaming pregnant teenage girls si much of what has led to the explosion in tennage pregnancies.  There are good reasons for shunning and shaming people who do certain things.

But, for liberals, ignorance is bliss.  They want to return to the Garden of Eden, before Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, so they think that just ignoring evil makes it disappear.  And those are the few honest, though mind-numbingly stupid, liberals I'm talking about - like 6% of the modern liberals.  The rest of the liberal movement is pure, unadulterated evil, itself.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (Qp4DT)

320 Is she going to grow her pubic hair out or will she need hair extensions down there?  Just trying to be helpful and all.

Posted by: Hairdresser at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (ytCsK)

321 ""I never go anywhere near a fast food restaurant bathroom, and if I have no choice I piss in the sink. ""


Man no shit, perfect place to practice kentucky windage. lol

Posted by: Berserker at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (gWHrG)

322 Hey, what about me?  Don't I rate on the skank-ometer?

Posted by: Paris Hilton at May 05, 2010 06:10 PM (92zkk)

323 These chemicals seem to regulate impulse control, and poor impulse control is a hallmark of sociopaths and psychotics.
Posted by: Monty

Monty,
I didn't know you knew my brother.

Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:11 PM (QuP9W)

324 Young kids + lousy parents + lots of cash + lots and lots of free time - rules - boundaries of any kind == slow-motion-train-wreck. Not too hard to figure out, really. Still sad, though.

Posted by: DocJ at May 05, 2010 06:11 PM (AWzOz)

325 So she will be playing against type?  Interesting.  I don't think Lovelace showed her pussy in public settings so Lohan is a step ahead of here there.

Posted by: Ken Royall at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (9zzk+)

326 Can you be a "happy person" and still be sad occasionally? If so, is being sad a personality disorder?)

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 10:04 PM (O3eFQ)

The dirty secret of psychology is that most of what they do is little other than fashion.  They decide what is fashionable in a personality and everything else is called a disorder or abnormal.  But, at least psychologists can't do much damage, as they can't prescribe drugs, but are restricted to playing children's games with needy patients.  The psychiatrists do serious damage with their fashion sense of personality, though, implemented by medication.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (Qp4DT)

327 The psychiatrists do serious damage with their fashion sense of personality, though, implemented by medication.

... and how long have you hated your Mother? <scribble scribble>

Posted by: Typical Psyco-ologist at May 05, 2010 06:29 PM (k2PE5)

328 What about Jennifer Connelly? I think she's a great actress. She's been naked / abused in several movies; "Requiem For A Dream" comes to mind. I don't think it's hurt her career; she's still playing bankable parts (although IMDB sez her last good movie was "Blood Diamond").

Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 06:50 PM (wg1yv)

329 333 I didn't know you knew my brother.

Sigh.

We've all got sheep of the darker persuasion somewhere in the family... and some of us might have a lower albedo than we should.

Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (wg1yv)

330

Remember when that evil sick fuck murdered that girl who played Pam Dawber's sister in that sitcom?

Robert Bardo. He looked like something you'd scrape off a toilet.

Remember, the Emperor Augustus once banned all actors from Rome. He recognized what they really were: subversives.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (P33XN)

331 227

The stories about Satanism and pedophilia at Disney World are hilarious. It seems there was an open-door policy for weirdos"

Rich Jeeley confessed in a Disney Security Statement that he regularly flashed guests at the park for over a year. Disney knew he had an "extensive"' criminal sex crimes record but did nothing until he was caught peeing through guest hotel bedroom windows at night. They fired him but never notified the police.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (mHQ7T)

332 Can you say "Daddy Issues"?

I knew you could.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 05, 2010 07:04 PM (fs3Za)

333 Lohan's career is on the skids and this is a desperation move. 

Supposedly, her history of substance abuse and dropping out of films has made her uninsurable, effectively locking her out of major Hollywood roles.  Nobody wants to bank tens of millions of dollars of production cash on a movie with her in it, when there is legitimate concern she won't deliver.

This is why she's now TWICE done the "get naked" photoshoots, a classic female celebrity career CPR move.

This movie is akin to that.

 

Posted by: looking closely at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (KNy97)

334 LiLo need only embrace, between blowjobs and threesomes, the redemptive power of Buddhism. Right, Tiger?

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 05, 2010 07:37 PM (CpwJB)

335 Jodie Foster.

Posted by: Derak at May 05, 2010 07:55 PM (zaNtc)

336 Lindsey Lohan to PLAY a PORN STAR????????????

From Casablanca (1942):
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]

Posted by: Rose at May 05, 2010 09:09 PM (BYsJS)

337 The kid from The Christmas Story became a porn actor. No, not Ralphie. One of the bullies , but not the ginger.

Posted by: moi at May 05, 2010 09:12 PM (Ez4Ql)

338 The real question is, will Lindsay spread cheek and show her chocolate starfish? Cause I might pay $10 to see her gaping pooper on the big screen. Also, I will take pictures no matter what they attendants say.

Posted by: Dookiestain LaFlair at May 05, 2010 09:19 PM (Q6g4u)

339 336 Can you be a "happy person" and still be sad occasionally? If so, is being sad a personality disorder?)

Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 10:04 PM (O3eFQ)
----------------------------------------------------

Being sad is only a personality disorder if I turn on the news and find out you've wiped out 10 of your co-workers.

Other than that, wallow away.

 

 

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 05, 2010 09:42 PM (Wjv9m)

340

349 The real question is, will Lindsay spread cheek and show her chocolate starfish? Cause I might pay $10 to see her gaping pooper on the big screen. Also, I will take pictures no matter what they attendants say.
-------------------------------------------------

It's not the "real" question.

It's your question.

And that makes you special.........

in a "105 sexual predators within a 5-mile radius" criminal investigation kinda way.

You're one of the guys they question when a kid goes missing.

Congrats!

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 05, 2010 09:53 PM (Wjv9m)

341 Lindsay Lohan's cornhole should be a national landmark and preserved for future generations.

Posted by: Dookiestain LaFlair at May 05, 2010 10:10 PM (Q6g4u)

342 No body cares a lick for your filthy, moth-infested second hand knock off jerseys. Cornhole. 

Posted by: Dookiestain LaFlair at May 05, 2010 10:34 PM (Q6g4u)

343
251 Does this film even need a script? Throw Lohan in some 70s clothes and follow her around with a camera on any given day. Scenes write themselves.

Posted by: Unruly at May 05, 2010 09:26 PM (SVZM2)


This right here is comedy gold.


Posted by: hobgoblin at May 05, 2010 10:55 PM (PpeVF)

344

And Buckwheat got shot.

And Texxon was there.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at May 06, 2010 04:02 AM (EIZuT)

345

Inevitable: Lindsay Lohan To Play Pornstar

 

Is this story really newsworthy?

Posted by: ACO at May 06, 2010 05:20 AM (ITzbJ)

346 Why I read AoS? For the comments of course! loooove them!

Posted by: sandi at May 06, 2010 07:29 AM (mFp4E)

347 lacey@102: Thanks for pointing out that not all lesbians are crazy. Just the ones I date. And me. But correlation is not causation, in either direction.

Ombudsman@269: "Aldo Ray" and "smoldering sexual tension" do not belong in the same sentence. I had to IMDB to find Fernando Rey, who lusted after the little nun.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 06, 2010 08:06 AM (a5ljo)

348 Dookiestain@354: "Lick" and "cornhole." Again, not in the same sentence. Please.

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