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June 04, 2010

Ink And Prejudice
— LauraW

This guy's lawyers have their work cut out for them.

Attorneys for Curtis Michael Allgier are afraid the murder suspect's head-to-toe tattoos -- which include swastikas, neo-Nazi symbols and the words "Skin Head" written across his forehead -- could negatively influence a jury.

Nooooo. No, no, no.
Really?

Nobody ever notices my thoughtful eyes

They want him to cover up his ink in court somehow. I'd hazard the solution will be that heavy makeup that burn victims use.

Damn. This citizen has obviously invested lots of time, pain, and money into looking like a homicidal menace.

It's a shame that in this day and age, he must cover himself in order to accommodate a jury's typically backwards bias against people who look like malevolent goblins.

We haven't really come very far as a society, have we?
It's disappointing. I really thought we were better than that.

Tip for the makeup artist: Don't fuck up.

Thanks to skinbad.

UPDATE: Below the fold, a previous portrait of our Hero thanks to DngrMse in comments.
Don't judge a book by...awww fuckit

Posted by: LauraW at 08:00 AM | Comments (262)
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1 i thought this guy offed himsef?

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 08:01 AM (zaGPI)

2 skinbad - heh.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at June 04, 2010 08:01 AM (i0rVe)

3
Shit Head or Skin Head?

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 08:05 AM (jxMCQ)

4
His lawyers should have him made up to look like O.J. Simpson. Juries love The Juice.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (Oxen1)

5
but the eyeglasses make him look studious and pensive, so he's got that going for him, which is nice

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (jxMCQ)

6 If someone goes to such lengths to look like absolute scum, it probably isn't 'cause they're Mother Theresa. I know folks with tats. No problem with that, but if you're Illustrated over 90% of your body by designs that would make Himmler cringe, I suspect there's good reason for that. Sometimes you CAN judge by appearances. We'd be all better off if we'd stop pretending otherwise.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (ps0+9)

7 Maybe they should cover his face and head in gold spray paint like this guy...

http://tinyurl.com/27hzuxe

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (WMLsd)

8 LOL, let's see here; we have a fully decked out skin-head neo-nazi with a face full of ugly tats who is accused of killing a corrections officer escorting him to a hospital for free health care on the tax payer's dime.

He is on trial in Salt lake City, Utah. They think his appearance may sway the jury.

Hahahaha; to quote an old movie line "Appearances ain't deceiving you old farts". I hope they let hjm ride the lightning in short order.

Posted by: Vic at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (6taRI)

9 I'm sure he's gainfully employed.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 04, 2010 08:06 AM (IhQuA)

10 Maybe he could just wear a burka to court.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2010 08:07 AM (ZtwUX)

11 If it's going to be a jury of his peers will Bombshell McGee be on it?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 04, 2010 08:07 AM (tf9Ne)

Makeup.

(Worked in Philadelphia.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 04, 2010 08:07 AM (cQyWA)

That's minor compared to all Nikki Haley's satanic tattoos, I saw them when we had an affair in the Williams-Sonoma rest room.

Posted by: Marchant teh Ghey SC Berserker at June 04, 2010 08:07 AM (+FkcS)

14 The evidence might negatively influence a jury -- does that get suppressed too? He offed a corrections officer while be taken for an MRI hospital. No witnesses to that I guess.

Posted by: Clarence Darrow at June 04, 2010 08:09 AM (bN5ZU)

15 The chick who plays Rachel on Glee has 7 tats. Even on that show, which had effectively a bottomless make-up budget, I could spot the concealer used for at least one of them in one scene.

So, good luck Dude.

Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 08:09 AM (Mmw0q)

16 The jury might act stupidly.

Posted by: Barrack Obama at June 04, 2010 08:10 AM (9hSKh)

17 Do they allow defendants to wear niqabs? Could be a compromise there.

(heh)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 04, 2010 08:12 AM (mR7mk)

18 I bet that's who the chick who General Lee'd her car was going to see. Call it a hunch.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:13 AM (8WZWv)

19 Kat Von D has a line of Tattoo concealer (made by Sephora) and it covers her ink up quite well. SFW Pictures and a video here: http://tinyurl.com/2dv6w9r

Posted by: MoJoTee at June 04, 2010 08:13 AM (vrV/O)

20 If Utah has the death penalty just give him the injection now and get it over with.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 04, 2010 08:14 AM (oQIfB)

21 Kat Von D has a line of Tattoo concealer (made by Sephora)

Oh hey that reminds me, time to drop a couple of hundred bucks at Sephora again.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:14 AM (8WZWv)

22 He's on trial in Utah fro killing a cop, and he is worried about his tatoos influencing the jury! Should have just gone in front of the judge, and hoped the prosecutors screw up something.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 08:15 AM (h0rZ/)

23 Wow, who knew someone would feel compelled to become the manifestation of Pat Buchanon's Inner Self?

Posted by: TomServo at June 04, 2010 08:16 AM (T1boi)

He should glue stuff people like all over his body to cover it. Candy, money, pubic hair...

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 08:16 AM (HaYO4)

25 OT - Why is this considered a "blunder"? Hell, I would have sent that to the press as soon as it came out.

PR blunder: Israeli governmentÂ’s press office sends Flotilla incident parody video to journalists

JERUSALEM (BNO NEWS) -- The Israeli Government Press Office on Friday apologized to journalists after it inadvertently sent out a YouTube link to a video parody about the Flotilla incident last Monday.

Israeli naval forces on Monday seized the MV Mavi Marmara that was part of an aid convoy called the "Gaza Freedom Flotilla". The ships were en-route to the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:16 AM (9hSKh)

26 What's wrong with you people?

He's just expressing himself through body art.

The NEA probably gave him a grant for performance art.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:17 AM (iYbLN)

27 That tatooed chick on Miami LA Ink has some kind of cover-up. I heard.

Posted by: CUS at June 04, 2010 08:17 AM (wOGfT)

28 What I find unfathomable, is why so many young women mar their lovely bodies by having graffiti scrawled across them. They might as well smear shit in their hair to attract the pretty green blowflies, like that tribe in Africa.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:17 AM (OlN4e)

29 He's a very nice boy.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 04, 2010 08:18 AM (pr+up)

30 Oh hey that reminds me, time to drop a couple of hundred bucks at Sephora again.
Posted by: alexthechick

I already did Alex. $150 two weeks ago, $200 last weekend. It takes major cash to keep up this old broad.

I'm a whore for benefit products.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:19 AM (iYbLN)

This dude looks a solicitor I had floating around my neighborhood the other day selling mags. (By his looks I of course assumed he was a Census taker.)

I was about to ask him if I could just buy 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine to get him to leave.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:19 AM (pLTLS)

32 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine

Excellent Office Space reference lacey.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:20 AM (iYbLN)

33 His beauty didn't even make it to "skin deep."

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2010 08:21 AM (ZtwUX)

34 Couldn't he have just decoupaged himself with pages from Mein Kampf? Beautiful work, that decoupage.

Posted by: nickless at June 04, 2010 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

35 Maybe if he lost the dorky beard....naw. won't help. Just fry his ass.

Posted by: joncelli at June 04, 2010 08:23 AM (RD7QR)

36 I already did Alex. $150 two weeks ago, $200 last weekend. It takes major cash to keep up this old broad.

What's amusing is that people think I don't wear makeup. After I get back up from falling over laughing, I point out it takes a crapload of makeup to look like you aren't wearing any.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:23 AM (8WZWv)

He's a winger, neo-con.

Posted by: seattle slow at June 04, 2010 08:23 AM (pr+up)

38 Was one of the tattoos on his forehead "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL"?

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at June 04, 2010 08:24 AM (xlmQD)

39 He's like the doodle pad beside the phone in the Reichstag, 1943.

Posted by: nickless at June 04, 2010 08:24 AM (MMC8r)

40 The guy just wants to project his real personality. Yeah, he's a POS.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:24 AM (OlN4e)

41
Paul Ryan in the 2nd hour today, talking to whatever Milwaukee shlub is on for Rush.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:25 AM (fx8sm)

I live in Utah and a local radio talk show spent some time taking calls. About 90% of the callers said basically that since the "guy" had gotten the tattoos done while in prison voluntarily, he should have to show up in court with them as well.

As far as I am concerned, this kind of talk (ooh poor widdle felon) makes me wish we could organize a hang em high party with this loser as the guest of honor.

Posted by: Brian at June 04, 2010 08:25 AM (I7S9P)

43 I don't see what the problem is here.

Posted by: Rand Paul at June 04, 2010 08:25 AM (EL+OC)

44 let's see here; we have a fully decked out skin-head neo-nazi with a face full of ugly tats who is accused of killing a corrections officer escorting him to a hospital for free health care on the tax payer's dime.

Hmm... racist, violent attack on a government employee, opposed to government programs that he benefits from... TEABAGGER!!!

Posted by: MFM at June 04, 2010 08:26 AM (2jQGY)

45 What I need to know is how much Steyn we're getting in for Rush next week.

*stalk*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 04, 2010 08:27 AM (mR7mk)

46 Shouldn't he plead the Fifth in that his own choice of exercising the 1st (via body art) may incriminate him and that maybe he should be tried in abstentia? ... that or in a body bag unzipped ebough for breathing...

Posted by: Druid at June 04, 2010 08:27 AM (nRXTM)

47 29 What I find unfathomable, is why so many young women mar their lovely bodies by having graffiti scrawled across them. They might as well smear shit in their hair to attract the pretty green blowflies, like that tribe in Africa.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 12:17 PM (OlN4e)

Fuck you. All you backward Neanderthals should be sacrificed to the space aliens!

Posted by: Megan Fox at June 04, 2010 08:28 AM (Mmw0q)

48 41 The guy just wants to project his real personality. Yeah, he's a POS.

Are those tats going to glow if (and when) he rides the lightning?

Even better, if he's convicted - put him into an MRI machine if he got those tattoos in prison. According to a House episode, prison inks have heavy metals in them...

Use your imagination.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:28 AM (9hSKh)

49 40 He's like the doodle pad beside the phone in the Reichstag, 1943.

Posted by: nickless at June 04, 2010 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

HeHe B+++

Posted by: dananjcon at June 04, 2010 08:28 AM (pr+up)

This guy invokes no strange feelings in me at all, no how, no way.

I would never claim to imagine wanting to give him a new tattoo in white ink, not at all!

I'm too busy boning broads and smacking their soft, big, non-fulfilling asses while telling them to make me dinner!

Posted by: Larry Merchant, Pussy Fiend at June 04, 2010 08:29 AM (pfStM)

51 #48 Fuck you. All you backward Neanderthals should be sacrificed to the space aliens!

Preach it, sista!

Posted by: Jeanne Garawfulo at June 04, 2010 08:29 AM (9hSKh)

52 he was such a nice boy....... it's really hard to believe he's having to face this obstacle at this time of his life....his poor parents

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:29 AM (ucxC/)

a small black plastic bag over his head and secured tightly around his neck

FTW!

Posted by: Frank G at June 04, 2010 08:30 AM (5HSFu)

54

@51 anyone else feel dirty after reading that?

I need a shower.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:30 AM (fx8sm)

Fuck you. All you backward Neanderthals should be sacrificed to the space aliens!

Posted by: Megan Fox at June 04, 2010 12:28 PM (Mmw0q)

Hey, Megs! How's that Transformers 3 gig going...._going..._gone...?

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:30 AM (OlN4e)

56 Uncanny. He looks just like the way that I think of my mother-in-law (on her good days)..

Posted by: Just a thought at June 04, 2010 08:30 AM (sYrWB)

57 "What I find unfathomable, is why so many young women mar their lovely bodies by having graffiti scrawled across them."

It's so the artwork can look so saggy and bruisy when they get old.

*moisturizes and caresses shapely tatt-free arms (again)*

Posted by: jeannie at June 04, 2010 08:30 AM (GdalM)

OT - Why is this considered a "blunder"? Hell, I would have sent that to the press as soon as it came out.
PR blunder: Israeli governmentÂ’s press office sends Flotilla incident parody video to journalists Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 12:16 PM (9hSKh)

Now that is some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at June 04, 2010 08:31 AM (3IZGh)

in all honesty, lets say he gets off. Who hires someone like this?

where could he get a job? If you own a service business you wouldn't want a guy like this to be seen by your customers, so he couldn't even be a busboy.

What in the hell does someone like this do for a living?

Posted by: Ben at June 04, 2010 08:31 AM (wuv1c)

60 What I need to know is how much Steyn we're getting in for Rush next week.

*stalk*

It's so disappointing when it's one of the 12,000 other Marks.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:31 AM (8WZWv)

61 Preach it, sista!

Posted by: Jeanne Garawfulo at June 04, 2010 12:29 PM (9hSKh)

Thanks. Oh, and I was not kicked off Transformers 3, I quit. Negotiating with Megatron is hard work and I needed time off.

Posted by: Megan Fox at June 04, 2010 08:31 AM (Mmw0q)

62 Well I've got "Snookums" and "Buttercup" tattooed on my tushie.

Posted by: Urine Van der Sloot at June 04, 2010 08:32 AM (GwPRU)

63 ben....he murders people.......that's his job

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:32 AM (ucxC/)

64 Hey, Megs! How's that Transformers 3 gig going...._going..._gone...?

Speaking of Nazi stuff - apparently she referred to Michael Bay as a Nazi. Yeah, that's a positive career choice right there.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:32 AM (8WZWv)

65 i wonder what he has tattooed across his knuckles.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:32 AM (ucxC/)

66 Even better, if he's convicted - put him into an MRI machine if he got those tattoos in prison. According to a House episode, prison inks have heavy metals in them...

That was unfortunately debunked on Mythbusters.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at June 04, 2010 08:33 AM (z4es9)

67 I'm going to echo Jay Tea from Wizbang on this one... why is it that so many people who are proud of their white skin go to such lengths to cover it up with black ink?

Posted by: Daniel Bareither at June 04, 2010 08:33 AM (JDgVi)

68 Nah. . .its easy.
Just put him in blackface.

Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2010 08:33 AM (PwGfd)

69 He looks hot

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at June 04, 2010 08:34 AM (Mmw0q)

70 i understand laser removal is more painful than the tattoo application.......maybe he should go through that process before trial

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:34 AM (ucxC/)

71 tattoos are way overdone these days. every frickin body and their granma has em. looks like some kid splattered paint all over someones body. and for christs sakes i dont want to get three inches from you to see what it is.

proud to be, ink free.

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 08:35 AM (zaGPI)

Worked for Robert Downey Jr

Posted by: The Q at June 04, 2010 08:35 AM (pfStM)

73 This is my kind of bro.

Posted by: Jesse James at June 04, 2010 08:35 AM (pfStM)

74 Just the kind of guy I want one of my daughters to bring home? Now where did I put my M-16.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 04, 2010 08:36 AM (0GFWk)

75 Worked for Robert Downey Jr

AND his dad!

Posted by: Farmer Joe at June 04, 2010 08:36 AM (z4es9)

76 There is help available for foolish young women who got tattoos.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:36 AM (OlN4e)

77 and al jolson!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (ucxC/)

78 and ted danson!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (ucxC/)

79 OBJECTION! There's a contradiction on this man's face!

Posted by: Phoenix Wright at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (9VmfN)

80
Who hires someone like this?

His meth-cooking and selling buddies, who do you think?

Mutt needs to be put down.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (fx8sm)

81 What's wrong with you people?

He's just expressing himself through body art.

The NEA probably gave him a grant for performance art.

Per Granny Botox, this is the kind of art you can expect ObamaCare to free people to engage in.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (E4Pj8)

82 and claudia schiffer!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (ucxC/)

proud to be, ink free.

Hey, how YOU doin'??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:37 AM (pLTLS)

84 He needs to grow a Don King, or buy a full-face lace wig.

Posted by: echo from the past at June 04, 2010 08:38 AM (4WbTI)

85 I bet he's a Mac user, too!

Posted by: Y-not, evil Mac user at June 04, 2010 08:38 AM (Kn9r7)

86 What in the hell does someone like this do for a living?

If the content of the tattoos wasn't objectionable and he wasn't an idiot, anything that doesn't require face-to-face interaction with the normal public. Telemarketing, IT/programming, night janitor. And there's always working retail/service somewhere with similarly-decorated clientele.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 04, 2010 08:38 AM (mR7mk)

87 Did he think this through? It's Utah: which are they going to find weirder, a totally tattooed guy, or a guy wearing pancake make-up?

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 04, 2010 08:39 AM (jflkR)

88 I'd like to see and extra-thick plastic bag placed over his head and firmly tightened around his neck...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at June 04, 2010 08:39 AM (4PLNL)

89 He looks like my Blue Horse Notebook cover in the 6th grade. Just sayin'.

Posted by: CaRedneknSC at June 04, 2010 08:40 AM (UfvyB)

90 Now...imagine he's WHITE.

Posted by: Matthew McKindagay in an arcane reference at June 04, 2010 08:40 AM (XBdMr)

91 Why do I think he wouldn't want a Joo on the jury?

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:40 AM (iYbLN)

92 77 There is help available for foolish young women who got tattoos.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 12:36 PM (OlN4e)

--I forgot that one! Awesome.

Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (Mmw0q)

93 you guyz are so shallow, don't judge a skin head by his ink color.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (HyUIR)

94 Attorneys for Curtis Michael Allgier are afraid that murdering a cop could negatively influence a jury. Yeah, it might.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (FcR7P)

95 i wonder what he has tattooed across his knuckles.......

Hold Fast

Posted by: Joe Plaice at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (4WbTI)

96 Presumably the whole point of getting tattoos all over your face is to show that you reject society and are some sort of "badass".

Needless to say, getting stupid tattoos all over your face shouldn't excuse you from jury trial.

Note also, that if this clown is really afraid that he can never get a fair shake in front of a jury, he's free to waive his right to jury trial and submit to a bench (ie judge only) trial, if he likes.

Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (PwGfd)

97 if he just wore a toupee and grew a full beard and mustache and some groucho marx nose glasses....he'd be fine

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:41 AM (ucxC/)

That's why I had my lawyers dress me up as a small humble Asian woman when I went on trial.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:42 AM (XBdMr)

99 logprof, oldie but goodie!

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:42 AM (OlN4e)

100 geeze this is just art guys, a representation of thios poor mans struggle !

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:42 AM (HyUIR)

101 There his tattoos. He chose to get them. It's his trial and his choice. He does not have to be present in the courtroom. Eother show up and show them or don't but the state has no responsibility to do anything. If the defendant wants to pay for makeup let him.

Posted by: Rocks at June 04, 2010 08:42 AM (Q1lie)

102 Nice to see Curtis again. Here's a mug shot from an earlier crime, a few years ago.

http://tinyurl.com/2aaarbz

Posted by: DngrMse at June 04, 2010 08:43 AM (gUOeE)

103 If he's convicted, I'm more than willing to help:

me+Taser+nine iron+gasoline+match

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2010 08:44 AM (UOM48)

104

What in the hell does someone like this do for a living?

California Public School System. Sensitivity Trainer.

Posted by: TomServo at June 04, 2010 08:44 AM (T1boi)

105 looks like a nice young man, maybe we should introduce him to someone ^elses daughter.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:44 AM (HyUIR)

106 His lawyers might concern themselves with the fact that most of those tats are prison tats. That might have some bearing on a jury.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:44 AM (OlN4e)

107 I love tattoos and have some myself, but I will never understand face tattoos. Not even Kat Von D's little twinkle stars.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 08:45 AM (HaYO4)

108 jolene is one lucky girl!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:45 AM (ucxC/)

109 I think the glasses make him look intelligent. He looks to be one who might ponder.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:45 AM (XBdMr)

110 Nice to see Curtis again. Here's a mug shot from an earlier crime, a few years ago.

http://tinyurl.com/2aaarbz
Posted by: DngrMse

Yup, those are jailhouse tats.

If he gets off he'll be working at the McDonald's down the street from a school.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:45 AM (iYbLN)

111 Btw the way there is something pretty moronic about a person who covers themselves in BLACK ink to show they are a skinhead and hate black people.

Posted by: Rocks at June 04, 2010 08:45 AM (Q1lie)

112 So now that that Joran Bumbershoot guy is headed back to Peru, do we expect to see a headlining, international spectacle of a trial or do we expect him to simply die in a "tragic accident involving hundreds of puncture wounds". I've seen a few of those "Locked Up Abroad" shows set in South America (not sure if I ever saw Peru), and man, I don't think he'll last a week in one of those places. I don't know how anyone does.

Posted by: LincolnTf at June 04, 2010 08:46 AM (7EDH5)

113 #67 That was unfortunately debunked on Mythbusters.

Damn.

Posted by: Jeanne Garawfulo at June 04, 2010 08:46 AM (9hSKh)

114 "Property of Jolene" ???

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (OlnxK)

115 Btw the way there is something pretty fucking stupid moronic about a person who covers themselves in BLACK ink to show they are a skinhead and hate black people.

Please don't insult morons.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (iYbLN)

116 #111

Jolene, whoever she is, is one lucky little filly!

Posted by: DngrMse at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (gUOeE)

117

Cops tend to notice shit like a car drenched in blood, or tattoos all over your fucking face. Jurors, too.

Posted by: Jules at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (XBdMr)

118 Please don't insult morons.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 12:47 PM (iYbLN)

Point taken.

Posted by: Rocks at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (Q1lie)

119 His lawyers might concern themselves with the fact that most of those tats are prison tats.

I once had to explain to someone what the term "prison tat" meant. I managed to do with without asking "do you need flashcards to remind you to breathe?" but it was close.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 08:47 AM (8WZWv)

120 I don't think he'll last a week in one of those places. I don't know how anyone does. Posted by: LincolnTf at June 04, 2010 12:46 PM (7EDH5) Well we can only hope so

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 04, 2010 08:48 AM (0GFWk)

121

Yeah, what the hell does he do for a living? Unless he got those in prison, you're looking at some major outlay.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 04, 2010 08:48 AM (i3AsK)

122 i don't think he paid for those...they are a bit crude

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:49 AM (ucxC/)

123 He's like the doodle pad beside the phone in the Reichstag, 1943.

Posted by: nickless at June 04, 2010 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

Anyone else think the old Nazis would consider these neo-Nazi nitwits subhuman and would have shoved them into gaschambers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2010 08:49 AM (1Jaio)

124

in all honesty, lets say he gets off. Who hires someone like this?

where could he get a job? If you own a service business you wouldn't want a guy like this to be seen by your customers, so he couldn't even be a busboy.

What in the hell does someone like this do for a living?

Pay him to stand in front of your competitor's store. That was an easy one.

Posted by: CaRedneknSC at June 04, 2010 08:49 AM (UfvyB)

125 Hmm..

Neo Nazi + In and Out of Prison + Jailhouse Tats + Utah + Cop Killer

What does that equal?

A needle in the arm.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:50 AM (iYbLN)

126 "Property of Jolene" ???

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 12:47 PM (OlnxK)

Yes. Jolene is the nickname of a big racist bastard doing life who walks around prison saying Yo lean over for me to sweet little cupcakes like Curtis here.

Posted by: Rocks at June 04, 2010 08:50 AM (Q1lie)

127 #123

He paid for them with the universal prison currency of love.

Posted by: DngrMse at June 04, 2010 08:50 AM (gUOeE)

128

Yeah, what the hell does he do for a living?

I'm gonna go with.....census worker?

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:50 AM (XBdMr)

129 112 Btw the way there is something pretty moronic about a person who covers themselves in BLACK ink to show they are a skinhead and hate black people.

Heh, these people aren't known for their genius.

Seriously, let this guy show up in court as is. He's just expressing himself!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:50 AM (9hSKh)

130 I know lots of folks have tattoos, lots of folks like them, they're a legitimate art (like graffiti), etc, but to me they say three things:

1. I must immediately give in to my every whim.
2. My lack of taste is actually a great aesthetic sense.
3. Tomorrow? What's that?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2010 08:51 AM (eNxMU)

131
attn: fagz & fagettes

Rep Paul Ryan will be on Rush's show (with one of the Mark co-hosts) in the 1pm hour.

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 08:51 AM (uFokq)

132 Whoever said, "Never judge a book by it's cover." said it before I was born.

Posted by: Mein Kampf at June 04, 2010 08:52 AM (o0R2E)

133 "Property of Jolene" ???

I thought it meant Jo Lean back on my dick, prison bitch.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:52 AM (iYbLN)

134 #120 I once had to explain to someone what the term "prison tat" meant. I managed to do with without asking "do you need flashcards to remind you to breathe?" but it was close.

That was you? It was a legit question!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:52 AM (9hSKh)

135 mpfs........i think he's the receiver......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:52 AM (ucxC/)

136 We think alike Rocks

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:53 AM (iYbLN)

137 Anyone else think the old Nazis would consider these neo-Nazi nitwits subhuman and would have shoved them into gaschambers?

Easier to take 'em out the woods to dig their own grave and shoot 'em.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 04, 2010 08:53 AM (mR7mk)

138 What in the hell does someone like this do for a living? Web designer, you should see Pixy's moari islander set - scare the shit out of you.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 08:53 AM (h0rZ/)

139

There's an "88" over his ear, but there's a blank spot over the 88. Why didn't he get a tattoo there?

I'm starting to doubt this fellow's commitment.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 04, 2010 08:53 AM (cQyWA)

140
a) when I see a chica with a tattoo I think: there's a girl who makes bad life decisions and I probably can take advantage of her

ii) when I see a dood with a tattoo I think: there's a pussy who wants people to think he's tough

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (uFokq)

141

What I need to know is how much Steyn we're getting in for Rush next week.

*stalk*

Back off, Radish, he's mine! I will Indian Leg wrestle you for him!

Posted by: runningrn at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (CfmlF)

142 3. Tomorrow? What's that?

Got that covered.

Posted by: Barry O at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (mR7mk)

143

"This citizen has obviously invested lots of time, pain, and money into looking like a homicidal menace."

Quote of the day. ^_^

Happy Friday, y'all.

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (J+MD4)

144 He was caught on the flotilla? poor misunderstood peace activist.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (HyUIR)

145 I could see him driving one of those ice cream trucks that repeats the same music over and over and over on the tinny loudspeaker all day long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (i3AsK)

146 My favorite saying is Sleeping with someone with a tattoo is like reading a book someone has written.

The only thing tattoos really say is "used".

Posted by: Rocks at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (Q1lie)

147 Whatever. As long as I don't enter the Democrat Senate primary I get to be Surgeon General.

Posted by: Curtis Michael Allgier at June 04, 2010 08:54 AM (FcR7P)

148 131 I know lots of folks have tattoos, lots of folks like them, they're a legitimate art (like graffiti), etc, but to me they say three things:

1. I must immediately give in to my every whim.
2. My lack of taste is actually a great aesthetic sense.
3. Tomorrow? What's that?

My stepfather would agree. Part of his wild youth involved getting all sorts of horrible tattoos on his torso and arms including "Born to Lose" and a name of an ex-wife in a heart.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:55 AM (9hSKh)

149 Jolene? Probably a Dolly fan.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:55 AM (XBdMr)

150 I wonder if he got his penis tattooed.

Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 04, 2010 08:55 AM (Bu9Jo)

151 i wonder what his reaction was when his attorney told him he should wear a suit and a tie to his trial......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2010 08:56 AM (ucxC/)

152 I wonder if he got his penis tattooed.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:56 AM (iYbLN)

153

The makeup artist will have to use some dark concealer to cover up all ink. I hope the jury doesn't mistake the attempt as some sort of Ted Danson Friar's Club skit gone awry.

Posted by: runningrn at June 04, 2010 08:57 AM (CfmlF)

154 Does Utah still use a firing squad to execute murderers?

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 04, 2010 08:57 AM (OtQXp)

155 Do any of those tattoos say "Place electrodes here?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2010 08:57 AM (+PbPn)

156 WTF is that on his chin?

Is that a chick from Bezerkley?

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (iYbLN)

157 Might as well go full bore retard and dress up as an African witchdoctor.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (XBdMr)

158 Nothing says "Take me seriously" like pierced nipples and plenty of shitty tats.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (OlN4e)

159 He's wearing glasses? Shit, I though that was a tattoo too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (i3AsK)

160 The chick who plays Rachel on Glee has 7 tats. Even on that show, which had effectively a bottomless make-up budget, I could spot the concealer used for at least one of them in one scene.

So, good luck Dude.

Posted by: logprof

That's what they're counting on. One visible tatoo and they're appealing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (R2fpr)

161 Pat Buchanon , approves.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:58 AM (HyUIR)

162 As long as I don't enter the Democrat Senate primary Guy could win the Utah Democratic Senate primary.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 08:59 AM (OlnxK)

163 No, really. He's afraid of needles now. Lethal injection would be cruel and unusual...

Posted by: Dipshit Lawyer and DNC Donor (BIRM) at June 04, 2010 08:59 AM (FcR7P)

164

For Rush withdrawal:

Dennis Miller livestream. http://tinyurl.com/37d6bks

Posted by: RushBabe at June 04, 2010 09:00 AM (W8m8i)

165 #160 Guy Has Glasses Tattooed On His Face

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:01 AM (9hSKh)

166

On a positive note, I bet he never got fingered for a crime he did not commit. No false IDs here.

The police sketch artist must've taken about 3 weeks to finish this guy's picture.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:01 AM (XBdMr)

167
Prager is go-to-guy when Rush isn't around.

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 09:01 AM (uFokq)

168 Jolene? Probably a Dolly fan.

Heh. There aren't too many American names that are two syllables with the emphasis on the second. Most Korean given names are like that, though, so they fit really well into that song.

You want to know how to piss off a dude with a Korean given name? Sing his name to "Jolene" every time you see him.

After about three weeks and punch to my mouth, I finally stopped doing it. It really hurts to laugh with a busted lip.

Posted by: MikeO at June 04, 2010 09:02 AM (lBmZl)

169

"The only thing tattoos really say is "used"."

What if I get a tattoo on my pubic mound that says "I swear I'm not a whore!"

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 09:02 AM (HaYO4)

170
wow Mitch "Cabbage Patch Kid face" McConnell took a bold step today and stated the obvious about the unemployment data

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 09:03 AM (uFokq)

171 I'd bet this guy was racist profiled.

Posted by: Fritz at June 04, 2010 09:03 AM (GwPRU)

172 Paul Ryan coming up next with Mark the sub for Rush.

Where is Rush anyway, he usually doesn't dump the audience for days unless it is something important. Hope his health is ok.

Posted by: curious at June 04, 2010 09:03 AM (p302b)

173 Rush= getting married tomorrow

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 09:04 AM (HyUIR)

174 Not for anything but I don't know why anyone would do that to themselves. It's very unattractive.

But I'm not a tatoo lover....

Posted by: curious at June 04, 2010 09:04 AM (p302b)

175
The Democrats are out there blaming the oil leak on the Republicans, Bush, and Cheney, and we can't even get the Republicans to blame Obama's recession on Obama.

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 09:04 AM (uFokq)

176
"I swear I'm not a whore!"

Pics or GTFO.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:05 AM (fx8sm)

177 It is sort of frightening how the republicans seem to go along with anything the dems/libs want to do without saying a word. they seem to have a collective case of battered wife syndrome.

Posted by: curious at June 04, 2010 09:05 AM (p302b)

178 173 --Rush sounds like he's taking a loooong vacay. He's not back until Tuesday, 6/15. He's getting a new sheepdog on the 14th. He sounds fine.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 04, 2010 09:06 AM (W8m8i)

179

Anyone else think the old Nazis would consider these neo-Nazi nitwits subhuman and would have shoved them into gaschambers?

Russian Front.

Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2010 09:06 AM (o0R2E)

180
OT: Dammit! Wee Wee canceled his never-ending vacation trip to Indonesia and Australia. Whoever is talking sense to him needs to get FIRED!

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:06 AM (fx8sm)

181
later today Obama will tell us this oil leak 'isn't about him'...unless it's going well, then it's all about him.

Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 04, 2010 09:07 AM (uFokq)

182 Wha? Comments temporarily gone with update. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 09:08 AM (Mmw0q)

183 Wow, the tat on his chin shows he has a playful side! Who knew? I think the defense shouldn't cover up that one!

Posted by: runningrn at June 04, 2010 09:08 AM (CfmlF)

184

a) when I see a chica with a tattoo I think: there's a girl who makes bad life decisions and I probably can take advantage of her

Last tattoo I (internally) shook my head over was a fancy cross on the foot of a woman at my son's soccer game.

They have been very socially acceptable to people in their 20s.

Don't make it a good idea...

Posted by: Mama AJ the old fart at June 04, 2010 09:08 AM (XdlcF)

185 this guy has great choices, show the world the scum he is by letting his tats be visible, or wear more makeup than a 70 yro Liberace? I bet he goes for the former option, since he is too much of a "man" to wear makeup.

Posted by: Penfold at June 04, 2010 09:08 AM (1PeEC)

186 I think Rush said he was going to buy a dog (I shit you not)

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 04, 2010 09:08 AM (oQIfB)

187

pubic mound

Hee-hee. I was thinking baseball references, Indian burial, etc. It works in so many ways.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:09 AM (XBdMr)

188 174 Rush= getting married tomorrow

You lie!

*googles Rush Limbaugh, marriage*

Oh, congrats Rush! Best of luck to ya. I just read "Rush Limbaugh: An Army of One" and knew he was engaged, but heard nothing about a wedding this year.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:10 AM (9hSKh)

189
Rush= getting married tomorrow

Uhh, 4th times a charm. Good luck Rushbo.

_{i gave up after one, pffftt}

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:11 AM (fx8sm)

190 Hedgehog at June 04, 2010 01:08 PM (oQIfB)

Getting married again, is he?

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 04, 2010 09:11 AM (IhQuA)

191

Jesus in a vat of Urine is art.

Just thought I'd remind all of you.

Posted by: gus at June 04, 2010 09:11 AM (Vqruj)

192 I'm pretty sure I could read "I heart Steve Jobs" over his left eyebrow.

Posted by: Y-not, evil Mac user at June 04, 2010 09:11 AM (Kn9r7)

193

Sing his name to "Jolene" every time you see him.

Cho Hee, Cho Hee, Cho Heeeeeeeee
I'm begging you please don't take my man.

THAT IS FUN!

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:13 AM (XBdMr)

194 you know whats worse? the tattoo-couple...you know youve seen em...you know you laughed at the outright corny-ness of it. i usually have to fast-walk by them so as not to belly laugh in their faces lol

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 09:14 AM (zaGPI)

195

_{i gave up after one, pffftt}

Wise. Not Latina, but Wise.

I would know.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at June 04, 2010 09:14 AM (FK8iM)

196 I remember Rush saying: "Don't bother getting married. Just find someone you hate and give them your house."

Posted by: RushBabe at June 04, 2010 09:16 AM (W8m8i)

197
40 He's like the doodle pad beside the phone in the Reichstag, 1943.

After reading the whole thread to 180, this is still by far the leader.

I might have said SS Headquarters, but I'll not quibble with genius.

Posted by: s'moron at June 04, 2010 09:17 AM (UaxA0)

198

124

Anyone else think the old Nazis would consider these neo-Nazi nitwits subhuman and would have shoved them into gaschambers?

They remind me of the early SA (including teh secret gheyness), and would probably wind up accordingly.

Longknives.

Posted by: s'moron at June 04, 2010 09:19 AM (UaxA0)

199 #197

Hard to know who came up with that one, but its certainly been widely attributed to Rod Stewart.

Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2010 09:19 AM (6Q9g2)

200 164 No, really. He's afraid of needles now. Lethal injection would be cruel and unusual...

Posted by: Dipshit Lawyer and DNC Donor (BIRM) at June 04, 2010 12:59 PM (FcR7P)

Absolutely! I agree. I've consulted with my feminine side (heh) and have decided it would be much better to have him torn asunder by starving wolves. He isn't afraid of fangs is he?

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2010 09:22 AM (OlN4e)

201 200 #197

Hard to know who came up with that one, but its certainly been widely attributed to Rod Stewart.

Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2010 01:19 PM (6Q9g2)

It's a funny quote with some truth to it, but, to be fair, Stewart has been married three times, divorced twice, and has fathered seven children with five different women.

Damn!

Posted by: conscious and down about 2.5%, but give me some time at June 04, 2010 09:22 AM (YVZlY)

202

This just boggles me.

If he's so hot on being white why the hell did he dye himself dark blue (or black or whatever color that is)?

That's some serious 3rd world level of neolithic tribal tattoos there. Practiced predominately among indigenous groups he'd probably want gassed in ovens.

Posted by: Entropy at June 04, 2010 09:24 AM (eL+YD)

203 Dow almost below 10K. Sweet. Unexpected???

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:24 AM (XBdMr)

204

I'm surprised that he doesn't have a Hitler mustache tattooed in on his lip.

I could be wrong, but I think his upper lip says "nosebleed". Could be his "rosebud"?

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:25 AM (XBdMr)

205

#'s 200, 197, etc about the quote "Don't bother getting married. Just find someone you hate and give them your house."

That's actually a bastardization of a famous line by Lewis Grizzard, Atlanta based author and columnist (now deceased) who was married and divorced 5 times.

After the 5th divorce, he famously said "Next time I want to get married, I think instead I'll just go buy a house and give it to some woman I don't like."

Posted by: TomServo at June 04, 2010 09:33 AM (T1boi)

206 Wow. At what point does a fellow decide he never wants a chance at sex with a woman ever again?

Posted by: rogerB at June 04, 2010 09:34 AM (Jramq)

207 191 Hedgehog at June 04, 2010 01:08 PM (oQIfB)

Getting married again, is he?

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 04, 2010 01:11 PM (IhQuA)

I guess "buying another dog" is Rush's slang for getting married.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 04, 2010 09:34 AM (oQIfB)

208 No way, I never had thoughts of murdering a cop. No way, man.

Posted by: Guy with "Kill Pigs" Tattooed on his Forehead at June 04, 2010 09:36 AM (IhQuA)

209
gator,

Let me know what Cho-Hee thinks of your song.

Posted by: MikeO at June 04, 2010 09:37 AM (lBmZl)

210 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3u5yH3ryH4

hahaha

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 09:37 AM (zaGPI)

211

Posted by: looking closely at June 04, 2010 01:19 PM (6Q9g2)

It's a funny quote with some truth to it, but, to be fair, Stewart has been married three times, divorced twice, and has fathered seven children with five different women.

Damn!

Pussy.

Posted by: Travis Henry at June 04, 2010 09:39 AM (xzSvW)

212

Cho-Hee's gonna love me!

Posted by: worried gator expecting Cho-Hee not to love it? at June 04, 2010 09:41 AM (XBdMr)

213 str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 01:37 PM (zaGPI)

I love the MSNBC reporter who's incredulous that a nazi would kill someone.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 04, 2010 09:46 AM (IhQuA)

214 > proud to be, ink free Why not let the world know, with a tattoo that says "INK FREE 4 LIFE".

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 04, 2010 09:47 AM (qndXR)

215 Too bad this guy's not one of those Mexican werewolf boys.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:51 AM (XBdMr)

216 Why not let the world know, with a tattoo that says "INK FREE 4 LIFE"."

lol

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at June 04, 2010 09:51 AM (zaGPI)

217 The guy either did it or didn't.
If you argue he didn't, then you need to be tried with him.

Posted by: Swift Justice at June 04, 2010 09:58 AM (JvNRm)

218 Hey, my husband is an f/x make up artist. He could cover that shit up with no problem.

Anyone got the number for this scumbag's upstanding citizen's attorney?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at June 04, 2010 09:59 AM (kGpGr)

219

Anyone else think the old Nazis would consider these neo-Nazi nitwits subhuman and would have shoved them into gaschambers?

Russian Front.

Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2010 01:06 PM (o0R2E)

Would they waste a uniform on them? Or would they just have uniform tattooed on?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 04, 2010 10:01 AM (1Jaio)

220 Wooooo!

I got an above the fold mention! Can someone frame this thread, and send it to me?

Posted by: DngrMse at June 04, 2010 10:04 AM (gUOeE)

221 Reminds me of the time, a long time ago, when my old friend Ron, RIP was being questioned by a crooks lawyer prior to being impaneled on a jury. The lawyer asked Ron if his client's long unkempt hair would influence Ron's decision. Ron's reply was, "if your concerned about his looks why don't you give him a bath and a haircut". Ron was not picked for the jury.

Posted by: Buffalobob at June 04, 2010 10:04 AM (zmgty)

222

If the court allows this non-sense, I hope the cost of the makup or laser removal is not put on the public. Sounds like that Sephora stuff is expensive.

Posted by: California Red at June 04, 2010 10:05 AM (iJTcm)

223 Rush= getting married tomorrow

I know....not only will I miss his show, I'm bummed! I have a Rush Crush.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2010 10:14 AM (vrF64)

224 Lady in Black at June 04, 2010 02:14 PM (vrF64)

You'll get another shot in a few years.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 04, 2010 10:18 AM (IhQuA)

225 What tattoos?

Posted by: motionview at June 04, 2010 10:20 AM (lKDF0)

226 Beatles wig
Long-sleeved "Green Day" turtleneck Tee
White Bono-inspired shutter shades
Hobo cigar for effect

They'll never notice.

Posted by: Celibrae Good-Times Consulting Inc. at June 04, 2010 10:21 AM (YMIiL)

227

I would equate using make-up to cover the tatoo's to perjury. The stupid fucker should have thought about peoples reactions BEFORE hand.

Posted by: TC at June 04, 2010 10:22 AM (DYJjQ)

228

Somewhere a carni is missing it's tilt a whirl operator...

Sigh, as for tats and young people: they seem to be quite the rage in my daughter's units...so I'm going with the cupidity stupidity of youth and some sort of bizarre tribal indentification groupthink...and I've given them both 5 years to get them removed (they can keep one small one apiece), or I'm just going to have to burn/cut them out.

The things a mother does for love of her kids.

Posted by: unknown jane at June 04, 2010 10:24 AM (5/yRG)

229 At what point does a fellow decide he never wants a chance at sex with a woman ever again?

Posted by: rogerB

When the Japanese perfect those robots they've been working on? When he decides hookers are too expensive? When he thinks "Ladies Night" at the local bar is just too crowded for him?

Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2010 10:31 AM (o0R2E)

230 I'm sure he was getting his life together when this unfortunate incident occurred. Isn't it awful how so many people get falsely accused of homicide by intolerant bigots right when they're getting their lives together?

Oh, wait -- he's white under all that ink? Fry the fascistic little shit.

Posted by: Any Liberal You Care To Name at June 04, 2010 10:32 AM (6ip7A)

231

Utah State inmate, Curtis Allgier, shot and killed State Corrections Officer Sgt. Stephen Anderson. while at a medical appointment at the University of Utah Medical Center. Allgier was putting his clothes back on after a MRI for a back problem. He got the officerÂ’s gun from him and shot him with his own weapon. He then fled the clinic on foot until he carjacked a Ford Explorer and went on a car chase with police, with speeds going over 100 mph. After going on this car chase, he crashed into an ArbyÂ’s Restaurant. He went inside ArbyÂ’s, waving the gun around and told the other customers to lie down on the ground. Two people tried to tackle him and take away the gun. He pointed it at them, fired, but the gun malfunctioned (thank goodness!). However, then another customer got the gun from him after a small struggle, and then held him until police got there and arrested him.

The victim, 60 year old Sgt. Stephen Anderson, was a 22 year veteran of the Corrections Department, a man who loved his job and could have retired 2 years ago.

Stephen Anderson leaves behind a wife of 36 years, five married children, and 16 grandchildren.A spokesman for Stephen AndersonÂ’s family made a statement for reporters. Mark Anderson, Stephen AndersonÂ’s cousin, said, Â“I donÂ’t know any better way to describe Steve than just being a caring, gentle man. He loved what he did at the prison. He was very good. Warden Turley told us about the work that he did at the prison and the lives that he touched while he was there.

http://goo.gl/yrjY

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 10:34 AM (Ez4Ql)

232 I think Rush said he was going to buy a dog (I shit you not)

Poor Punkin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 04, 2010 10:34 AM (mR7mk)

233 The "Die Jews, Die" tattoo is actually German for "The Jews, The."

Posted by: Robert "Sideshow Nazi" Terwilliger at June 04, 2010 10:37 AM (G60Nl)

234 If laser tattoo removal is in order here, I suggest using the Air Force's Airborne Laser system. That'll fix those tats right up!

Oh, and I doubt this scumbag has any trouble attracting women. There's far too many girls who get all tingly at the thought of a homicidal psychopath. Kind of like the whole vampire romance thing, only you're more likely to get genital warts than become undead.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 10:37 AM (6ip7A)

235 Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 10:38 AM (6ip7A)

236 Thank Gaia he's not a Muslim!

Posted by: Depressa Brewer at June 04, 2010 10:38 AM (YMIiL)

237 Malevolent goblin - reminds me of Kramer suing Big Tobacco

Posted by: allahallahoxenfree at June 04, 2010 10:39 AM (Dzahn)

238 At what point does a fellow decide he never wants a chance at sex with a woman ever again? Posted by: rogerB

Are you kidding me? Sure he looks like a blue turd and he has spent the majority of his life and will continue spending the majority of his life in supermax with no contact visits but women still fight over him.

That is why I oppose anyone who writes inmates. It has become a sick cult.

I always got a laugh out of the BTVS series when Buffy calls Spike a serial killer and his reply is, So? Women marry them all the time.

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 10:41 AM (Ez4Ql)

239 he is a social conservative so at least he has that going for him

Posted by: Michael Collins at June 04, 2010 10:41 AM (I+7Zv)

240 What bothers me most is that the words "skin head" are redundant.

Posted by: Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put at June 04, 2010 10:43 AM (gbCNS)

241 They send this poor correctional officer without any back up to the hospital with this asshole. Why did he need to get treated in the first place assuming he was even injured? Better to have them immobilized by pain.

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 10:51 AM (Ez4Ql)

242 234 I'm sure he was getting his life together when this unfortunate incident occurred. Isn't it awful how so many people get falsely accused of homicide by intolerant bigots right when they're getting their lives together?
---
Huh. A girl around here was found dead, and the last anyone heard of her was that she was meeting up with some people to deal in drugs.

Of course it was the last sell before getting her life back on track.

Posted by: fb at June 04, 2010 10:52 AM (G60Nl)

243 I have a three word solution: Blue Man Group.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 04, 2010 10:52 AM (XvHmy)

244 So, Rush is getting married again. He said (on his show) he was going to get a puppy, and I thought, "A week and a half is a long time to allow a puppy to acclimate to a new home. Usually they are happy and run around like crazy in just a few moments."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2010 10:57 AM (eNxMU)

245 going to be the shortest jury deliberation ever!

Posted by: GarandZFan at June 04, 2010 10:57 AM (u1qrR)

246 16 The chick who plays Rachel on Glee has 7 tats. Even on that show, which had effectively a bottomless make-up budget, I could spot the concealer used for at least one of them in one scene. So, good luck Dude.Posted by: logprof

Is that a gun on her right foot? http://goo.gl/1Zh5

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 11:00 AM (Ez4Ql)

247

Blue Man Group.

Damn that's funny...still cackling over here. Hope that crazy bitch can play the skins.

Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 11:02 AM (XBdMr)

248 I'd like to know why it took 3 years to set this case for trial. Hell, he was just recently indicted.

What they can't do legally (abolish the DP), they do illegally but delaying.

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 11:03 AM (Ez4Ql)

249 Don't judge a book by...awww fuckit

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 04, 2010 11:18 AM (gjUVx)

250 Upon mine honour, Milord, I find the accused not guilty of all counts!

Posted by: walter's anus at June 04, 2010 11:27 AM (7b1Uc)

251 Damn, what a strange fellow.

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at June 04, 2010 11:54 AM (66DVY)

252 Does anyone know whether his "4 member defense team" are all lawyers and how much the taxpayer is having to pony up for this waste of skin? He's entitled to a lawyer but it would strike me that means one lawyer even in a capital case crime.

Posted by: scr_north at June 04, 2010 12:08 PM (GChcm)

253 They get two lawyers for a DP trial. He gets an investigator, too. I don't know if he gets a paralegal or another atty. The latest among all the murderers is a "mitigation specialist" to hunt down eividence that he didn't receive a pony for his 6th birthday.

Posted by: moi at June 04, 2010 12:22 PM (Ez4Ql)

254 You know what else might influence the Jury negatively?

When he shot and killed the corrections officer who unshackled him for an MRI and escaped from prison.

Maybe they could try to cover up that mistake as well while they're trying to rework this guy's image?

Posted by: Gekkobear at June 04, 2010 01:06 PM (X0NX1)

255 /taking off earlier dirty sock

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2010 01:07 PM (vrF64)

256 That dude looks like he was wearing a wrist crossbow and working for Lord Humongous when he was arrested.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 04, 2010 01:47 PM (XIXhw)

257 in an ideal world, we would have taken this tard out, thrown a rope over a branch and put an end to this menace.

Posted by: rumcrook™ at June 04, 2010 04:21 PM (60WiD)

258 To quote myself over at VanDerLeun's place when the subject of freakish people with freakish tatoos came up... Sauron's baleful influence is spreading beyond Mordor. These people are turning themselves into Orcs.

Posted by: The Osprey at June 04, 2010 04:48 PM (bX59H)

259 Gulliver Foyle?

Posted by: kal at June 04, 2010 11:59 PM (W4JgG)

260 Unbelievable.

Posted by: The Goat Doctor at June 05, 2010 08:38 AM (5jCbz)

261 This yuk has been in jail for years (I think 25) awaiting his fate and fighting for it. If he had been let out of jail he probably wouldn't have lived through the year. Why do they allow him to get these tatoos in jail, he didn't have them when he was first put in jail? He is a really bad dude and should've been offed a long time ago. Imagine the amount of money we have paid in taxes to house, support, feed, and give him years of attorneys.

Posted by: Goldi at June 05, 2010 11:25 AM (rsOPT)

262

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