October 27, 2010
— Ace This is officially old at this point, but I didn't see it widely linked. It's funny -- stay with it.

A guy I did GOTV with thinks it would be a good idea to bring Slurpees to the polling booths. Electioneering? Hey, man, it's just a Slurpee.
That is of course a SluShop.
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Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 27, 2010 06:45 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: stuiec at October 27, 2010 06:46 AM (chhYn)
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 06:47 AM (huyI8)
Posted by: Retired Geezer at October 27, 2010 06:47 AM (cPAKS)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 27, 2010 06:48 AM (t+tqr)
Posted by: stuiec at October 27, 2010 06:48 AM (chhYn)
Posted by: AmishDude at October 27, 2010 06:49 AM (3wPsb)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 27, 2010 06:49 AM (a3Z62)
Slurpee + wet T-shirt + Gillette + smokin' hot finish = Freedom?
Works for me.
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 27, 2010 06:51 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: nickless at October 27, 2010 06:51 AM (MMC8r)
At least in Connecticut.
I remember the "Kratos Fury" limited flavor Slurpees at 7/11. Very acidic and very "raw", but very good. And I got the Morpheus armor for my namesake.
I should have kept some Kratos Fury Slurpee mix or something for "dipping" in just 6 short days hence.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 27, 2010 06:52 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: stuiec at October 27, 2010 06:52 AM (chhYn)
Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 06:53 AM (9F0fL)
Thanks for your pre-determined conclusion in lack of any evidence, Beg!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 27, 2010 06:53 AM (9hSKh)
Don't have exact numbers yet but Rasmussen today will show Raese collapsing and falling behind in WV.
Hey Greg, how are those Toomey numbers you were harping about a few days ago working out?
Posted by: Ben at October 27, 2010 06:55 AM (wuv1c)
He could've easily said, "sippin' a soda," or "sippin a Coke,"
Drinking a coffee/Starbucks/Dunkin Donuts - anything else. Hadn't thought of it that way, but yeah.
Kids drink Slurpees/slushies too, maybe he was going for the 8-12 demo.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 27, 2010 06:55 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 27, 2010 06:55 AM (VmAoa)
Greg, does it worry you that Soros not only pays for trolls like you, but also pays for "secret shoppers" to visit the same blogs and monitor those trolls' effectiveness? It should. Based on your performance here, I don't think you're getting a passing grade on your evaluation. Sorry, dude: no bonus for you.
Does anyone know where I can apply for a paying troll job?
Posted by: Ben at October 27, 2010 06:56 AM (wuv1c)
LARSEN IS GOING DOWN!!!
Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 06:56 AM (pUfK9)
Greg's all about outcome first, numbers later.
Posted by: nickless at October 27, 2010 06:56 AM (MMC8r)
I have a friend giving me a dozen free Slurpee coupons so I can give them to our GOTV headquarters to use as rewards for precincts walked Saturday.
Posted by: KZnextzone at October 27, 2010 06:57 AM (lDrlK)
And they're voting for Manchin now. What's the point?
If there was any hint of a "wave," WV would have flipped to the GOP since the race has been super close the whole way. But, as usual, the Republican fades as election day nears. Dems will be overjoyed to get out of this cycle with only 6-7 losses in the Senate.
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 06:57 AM (huyI8)
I don't have exact numbers yet, but vote totals on November 2nd will show Manchin losing.
Posted by: Ben at October 27, 2010 06:57 AM (wuv1c)
Just a flesh wound.
Posted by: The Black Knight at October 27, 2010 06:58 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 06:59 AM (9F0fL)
Posted by: Barry the Orator at October 27, 2010 07:00 AM (GwPRU)
OT: Did Hillary Rodham really bail out to the other side of the planet a week before the elections? Holeee.... she knows better than to get splattered with Wee Wee's failure, I guess.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 27, 2010 07:00 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh, trolling the MFM since 1984 at October 27, 2010 07:00 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Mrs. Greg's Replica Slurpee Burper at October 27, 2010 07:00 AM (FUfwZ)
Buh-bye Rick. Buh-bye Patty.
Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 07:01 AM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 27, 2010 07:01 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Techie at October 27, 2010 07:02 AM (+AGDS)
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh, trolling the MFM since 1984 at October 27, 2010 07:03 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at October 27, 2010 07:03 AM (XgDjl)
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 27, 2010 07:03 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 27, 2010 07:05 AM (L1oC1)
I can't be the only moron(ette) walking into the polls w/a slurpee in hand can I?
Won't you join me?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 27, 2010 07:05 AM (dnBxe)
Didn't take long for Greggypoo to cross the line into self-parody.
Leftist angst tastes great with a slushee.
Posted by: Dang Straights at October 27, 2010 07:05 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: eman at October 27, 2010 07:05 AM (5/qO3)
Obama's approval rating in WV is one of the worst in the nation. He is a huge drag on democrats there. They don't dislike Machin because he has done his best to distance himself, in fact, abjure Obama completely. Pro-life, not for cap and tax, suddenly against the health care bill (liar). However, he's still a dem and wv is not going to validate Obama by electing his party.
Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 07:06 AM (9F0fL)
Posted by: Another Stupid Gregism at October 27, 2010 07:06 AM (MMC8r)
A guy I did GOTV with thinks it would be a good idea to bring Slurpees to the polling booths. Electioneering? Hey, man, it's just a Slurpee.
That's awesome.
This T-Shirt would be subtle, yet effective. Especially if you were wearing an Animal Planet baseball cap. Let 'em try to call THAT electioneering.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2010 07:07 AM (DZVrI)
Posted by: scooter at October 27, 2010 07:07 AM (aamim)
Posted by: Katty Car Wreck at October 27, 2010 07:08 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2010 07:08 AM (szikF)
CA goner
CT goner
DE goner
FL yep
IL kirk by a nose
NV Angle better win by 4 to overcome fraud
PA Toomey by a nose
WA goner
WI Johnson narrowly wins
WV now a goner
So what is the big deal? This is not a wave or even a landslide.
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 07:08 AM (huyI8)
So the already-blue states will remain blue, except for the ones the GOP takes from the Democrats.
It should be noted, of course, that you're consistently ignoring the overwhelming clobbering the Democrats are going to get in the House, in state legislatures and in governorships. I realize focusing on the Senate mitigates your pain, but ignoring the bigger picture makes you look foolish.
Posted by: Slublog at October 27, 2010 07:11 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: Joanna at October 27, 2010 07:11 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at October 27, 2010 07:12 AM (NR6Fw)
Posted by: thegreatunwashed at October 27, 2010 07:13 AM (uG7PE)
The Senate is where the power lies, but I'm sure you know this. Judges, judges, judges...
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 07:13 AM (huyI8)
Iowahawk's parody is hysterical.
Obama picked the slurpee because it has no redeemable qualities and speaks to self indulgance.
Oops, gotta put the slurpee on the Biden list of things invented without govt intereference.
Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 07:14 AM (9F0fL)
Great idea. Wonder if Slurpees come Sugar Free..
Posted by: AshE at October 27, 2010 07:15 AM (mT3jh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2010 07:15 AM (uG7PE)
Older and more busted "Greg": If there was a wave, Rand Paul would be pulling away.
Old and busted "Greg": If there was a wave, Toomey would be pulling away.
New Hotness "Greg": If there was a wave, Raese would be pulling away.
Consistent Reliable "Greg": House of Representatives, Statehouses, State Legislatures? Never heard of 'em, QED, no wave.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2010 07:15 AM (Snu7z)
What's the biggest issue on the political horizon right now?
Where does all federal spending originate?
Posted by: Slublog at October 27, 2010 07:16 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 27, 2010 07:16 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2010 07:17 AM (uG7PE)
Posted by: willow at October 27, 2010 07:17 AM (iAu/o)
Great idea. Wonder if Slurpees come Sugar Free..
Actually some do. There are some made with Crystal Lite. Let me warn you however, that they SUCK. I really wish they would come out with a diet coke version. If they did I would be a summer time addict.
Posted by: dagny at October 27, 2010 07:19 AM (9F0fL)
Posted by: nickless at October 27, 2010 07:20 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 07:23 AM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Not Greg at October 27, 2010 07:25 AM (Snu7z)
Old and busted "Greg": If there was a wave, Toomey would be pulling away.
New Hotness "Greg": If there was a wave, Raese would be pulling away."
Those are all true. In a "wave" election, Paul would never have been in a competitive race. And it took an idiotic ad from his opponent to open the race up.
The last 3 polls in PA have Toomey up 7, up 5, and a tie game. So he's up low single digits...is that a "wave?"
And Raese is not toast in WV. That's evidence of a "wave?"
But I realize now the only game in town for the GOP is the House, since the Senate races are breaking the wrong way (CT, CA, WA, WV) and gaining control is now impossible.
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 07:26 AM (huyI8)
In Maine, the GOP has a decent shot to take over the Senate and the governor's mansion, and make inroads in the House. I think ME-1 is about to get a lot more competitive once the line is moved a tad further north.
Posted by: Slublog at October 27, 2010 07:28 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: Editor at October 27, 2010 07:31 AM (pUfK9)
Remember...real men keep their pudding refrigerated until the moment of dipping.
Posted by: Rocks at October 27, 2010 07:33 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 07:34 AM (Vz9lf)
Early last week, the polls had Scott Brown either behind in Massachusetts by 15 points, or EVEN. These polls all represented themselves to be suing the same "scientific" methodology.
Posted by: NM Homey at October 27, 2010 07:35 AM (ROwve)
Posted by: Greg at October 27, 2010 10:47 AM (huyI
According to Ras it's 49-46 for Manchin, within the MOE. It's a dead heat and this year if you're a Dem and you are in a dead heat....you're dead.
Posted by: Rocks at October 27, 2010 07:36 AM (Q1lie)
And some homemade pudding.
The First Cheeseburglar has made it personal. Bitch.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 07:41 AM (Vz9lf)
Hey, what happened to Toomey? I thought he was behind. And fading. In a blue state.
Posted by: Captain Queeg at October 27, 2010 07:42 AM (Snu7z)
So what is the big deal? This is not a wave or even a landslide.
Posted by: Greg
Actually, the only thing that is 'now a goner' is Manchin's support for obamacare. Why is that? Because he and it are so groovy? Raese may win; he may not. The only credibe observation at this point is that Manchin is either lying or abandoning your Dear leader and obamacare.
Take pride in his and your intellectual dishonesty.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 27, 2010 07:42 AM (R2fpr)
If he gets re-elected, it'll magically re-appear Nov 3. Count on it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 07:45 AM (Vz9lf)
If he gets re-elected, it'll magically re-appear Nov 3. Count on it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish
Balderdash. Greg would never tolerate such blatant trickery just to gain a Senate seat.
Right Greg? You're an astute political observer, not some whining mindless whore, aren't you? Come on out and prove her wrong.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 27, 2010 07:48 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Fox Broadcast Booth at October 27, 2010 11:42 AM (OWjjx)
These are gold. Next report should be on Greg's pom-pom routine on the sidelines.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 27, 2010 07:49 AM (R2fpr)
Greg why are you trying so hard? Who are you trying to convince? Life will go on after November 2nd. It is really unhealthy to place so much of your self worth in the outcomes of a half dozen senatorial elections. You and your friends suck. That is the collective opinion of the majority of voters. That opinion was formed over 20 months when time after time your friends spit in the face of the majority of Americans. You are going to get killed in the House, the governorships, the statehouses and yes even in the Senate.
You shouldn't be so concerned about who controls these institutions per se. You should be concerned about how your views are percieved as so radical and so at odds with the wishes of the majority that you are fighting for your political lives in places that should be given Democrat wins. That is going to have long term consequences, far beyond the results of November 2nd. If you can't come to grips with this reality you are in for a great deal of pain beyond that date.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 27, 2010 07:50 AM (iVFDX)
And some homemade pudding.
The First Cheeseburglar has made it personal. Bitch.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 27, 2010 11:41 AM (Vz9lf)
Thanks for the election eve menu idea, HR. I think I'll have to have some preprandial frozen Margarita "Slurpees", grill some green chile cheeseburgers for the main course with some home fries on the side, and follow it all up with some chocolate bread pudding.
Posted by: NM Homey at October 27, 2010 07:51 AM (ROwve)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2010 07:54 AM (uG7PE)
Posted by: Joe Bidumb at October 27, 2010 08:01 AM (3iDt4)
Posted by: Mjdzfun at October 27, 2010 08:08 AM (DM6DH)
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Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2010 08:15 AM (+kzvp)
Posted by: nerdygirl
nah, Dave is too nuanced for Jon
Posted by: the Butcher at October 27, 2010 08:21 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: Editor
FIFY
Posted by: sandbagger at October 27, 2010 08:35 AM (mJg2y)
YOU HAVE A SLUSHEE?
YOU CAN PICK A SLUSHEE OR A SET OF CAR KEYS?
I dunno, there's something there -- just can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: PMike at October 27, 2010 12:15 PM (R9qZf)
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