March 26, 2010

Iraq National Election: Cross Sectarian Party Declared Winner In Tight Outcome
— DrewM

Democracy is a process not and event. As great as holding elections is, how the losers accept the outcome is just as important. Iraq is about to find out how the process is going to work.

Ayad Allawi's predominantly Sunni alliance has won Iraq's national election, narrowly edging out Prime Minister Nouri Al Maliki's list to become the largest bloc in the country's next parliament.

The upset threatens to end the lock on power that Iraq's majority Shiites have enjoyed since the 2003 after decades of oppression under Saddam Hussein and could severely test the country's fragile institutions. Before the announcement, Shiite politicians warned of violence should their parties lose the election.

The preliminary results announced Friday night show Mr. Allawi's Iraqiya bloc winning 91 seats in the 325-member parliament to 89 seats for Mr. Maliki's State of Law.

In a hastily convened press conference, the prime minister announced he would press for a recount, citing suspicions of fraud.

Maliki has three days to file a protest, which seems likely.

Should the elections stand, Allawi, who served as interim Prime Minister under the Coalition Provincial Authority back in 04-04 before Maliki's election, will have first crack at forming a governing coalition.

People shouldn't jump to conclusions that because there's going to be a challenge or a period of instability and negotiation that this is all a failure, though you know the regular suspects will.

It also doesn't mean that all will be well.

I think one thing we've all learned about Iraq is not to jump to conclusions. It's a fluid place that works on its own time line and in its own ways. They don't have centuries of traditions with this sort of stuff to fall back on, so there will be fits and starts. This will be one of those 'seems' that the forces of instability (on both sides and from outside) will try to exploit. They will likely have some spectacular success in terms of attacks but the big thing will be the general trends.

I'd feel better if we have the old Bush, Crocker, Petraeus team there to support the Iraqis but life moves on and so too will the Iraqis.

Posted by: DrewM at 11:36 AM | Comments (522)
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1 This shows that the world supports Obama!

Posted by: Bob Knot at March 26, 2010 11:37 AM (zqzYV)

2 They probably have less fraud in their elections than we do.

Posted by: Vic at March 26, 2010 11:40 AM (QrA9E)

3

Cleaning up the messes of the last administration.  Or starting a civil war.

I can't figure out which country I'm talking about.

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2010 11:42 AM (e8YaH)

4

In other uber-impotant international democracy news:

 

MSNBC's Maddow: I'm not running for US Senate Published: 3/26/10, 1:45 PM EDT

BOSTON (AP) - MSNBC host Rachel Maddow has taken out a full-page newspaper ad to declare she's not running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts.

The liberal talk show host placed the ad in Friday's edition of The Boston Globe after newly elected Republican Sen. Scott Brown sent out a fundraising appeal alluding to a potential challenge from Maddow.

Maddow says Brown was "using the made-up threat of me running against him to try to scare donors into giving him more money." She has a home in western Massachusetts.

A Brown spokesman notes some liberals first raised the idea of Maddow running against the senator. And then the Massachusetts Democratic Party chairman sent out a Twitter message that appeared to inquire about the possibility of her running

Posted by: dananjcon at March 26, 2010 11:42 AM (pr+up)

5 You Repub-a-Thugs should learn a lesson from this.

Posted by: Bob A-Long at March 26, 2010 11:42 AM (zqzYV)

6 Yes, Muffy and I will have sex this evening to celibate this stunning affirmation of our your President's influence over those dirty A-rabs.

Posted by: Bob Snob at March 26, 2010 11:44 AM (zqzYV)

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 11:45 AM (fx8sm)

8 Is there anything happy happening in the world today? Anything, anything at all?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 11:46 AM (RZ8pf)

9 You could have warned about an MSNBC link.  But yeah, that was a good story.  Nice to know a Kel-Tec .32 can get the job done.

Posted by: Bomber at March 26, 2010 11:47 AM (qzoN5)

Posted by: Hobo at March 26, 2010 11:47 AM (V8B//)

11

BOSTON (AP) - MSNBC host Rachel Maddow has taken out a full-page newspaper ad to declare she's not running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts.

She's also stated that she wants to spend more time with her family and middle finger.

Posted by: conscious at times, at other times not so much at March 26, 2010 11:48 AM (Vu6sl)

12

Same area of the world, at least:

Pretty telling collection of how our Juvenile in Chief treated Netanyahu.

http://tinyurl.com/yfaz933

Israellycool

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 26, 2010 11:49 AM (RkRxq)

13

I'd feel better if we have the old Bush, Crocker, Petraeus team there to support the Iraqis but life moves on and so too will the Iraqis.

Definitely would be better if we had an administration that believed the Iraqis could function as a country rather than one that wanted to cut and run and thought the solution would be splitting the country into three.  Look for zero support for a democracy in Iraq from our current "leadership"

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2010 11:49 AM (oVQFe)

14

OT but I'm listening to the radio and hear Obama addressing a crowd and sounding like the hustler he is and I. Literally. Cannot. Stand. The. Sound. Of. His. Voice.

Fuck.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 26, 2010 11:49 AM (v/rEn)

15 The best thing Bambi can do is mouth some generalized platitude about the complexities of democracy and let them sort it out for themselves. So, naturally, he'll interfere.

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2010 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

16 Democracy is a process not and event. As great as holding elections is, how the losers accept the outcome is just as important.

So true.  For further evidence, see Florida, 2000.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 26, 2010 11:51 AM (4YUWF)

17 8 Is there anything happy happening in the world today? Anything, anything at all?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (RZ8pf)

You mean other than the moron in PA who tried to resuscitate a dead opossum?

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 11:51 AM (Vu6sl)

18 13

BOSTON (AP) - MSNBC host Rachel Maddow has taken out a full-page newspaper ad to declare she's not running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts.

She's also stated that she wants to spend more time with her family and middle finger.

Posted by: conscious at times, at other times not so much at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (Vu6sl)

Aaaaah... just like ol' times Susan, me, and a well mixed Tom-Collins.

Posted by: maddows middle finger at March 26, 2010 11:52 AM (pr+up)

19 Bad week. We really need a FIAF thread or an early ONT or some other excuse to blow off work.

Posted by: joncelli at March 26, 2010 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

20 8 Is there anything happy happening in the world today? Anything, anything at all?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Today (March 26th) is National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.

I Declare it "Moronette Appreciation Day"

Thanks Ladies for your presence, beauty and grace.

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at March 26, 2010 11:53 AM (zqzYV)

21 Every time I see stories like this, I am always amazed at the vision of our founders, a governing coalition? Ugh.  The european countries do this too.

To bad we aren't following most of our constitution anymore.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 11:53 AM (7VvJB)

22 You mean other than the moron in PA who tried to resuscitate a dead opossum? Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 03:51 PM (Vu6sl) Possum, groundhog -- they look really similar with 10 Rolling Rocks under your belt, y'know?

Posted by: joncelli, from the Punxsutawney lockup at March 26, 2010 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

23

#19  You mean other than the moron in PA who tried to resuscitate a dead opossum?

I wasn't trying to resuscitate it.  I was trying to finish it off with the Claws of Hades.  It was a servant of Zeus.

/But then the damn coppers showed up.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 11:55 AM (9hSKh)

24
a.k.a. TOGTFO Day

Posted by: This is Candygram...Plumber...Landshark at March 26, 2010 11:55 AM (ZRyjP)

25

conscious that would only be happy if the opposum had been resuscitated..

In regard to the election on MSN they are showing a picture of a billboard in Iran with purple fingers hanging in nooses, what does this mean?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 11:55 AM (RZ8pf)

26

#27  In regard to the election on MSN they are showing a picture of a billboard in Iran with purple fingers hanging in nooses, what does this mean?

I'd say it's not a ringing endorsement of Iraqi democracy.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 11:56 AM (9hSKh)

27

#22  Today (March 26th) is National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.

Drink the Blood of the Olympians Day, I christen thee.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 11:57 AM (9hSKh)

28 What does this have to do with healthcare?

Posted by: Your Mainstream Media at March 26, 2010 11:58 AM (fGMGp)

29 Pretty much on-topic:  A heartwarming story about crime eradication.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 03:45 PM (fx8sm)

Yeah, I'd say that counts as good news.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 26, 2010 11:59 AM (xxgag)

Posted by: here's your excuse at March 26, 2010 12:00 PM (fGMGp)

31

#22  Today (March 26th) is National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.

Big Fucking Deal Day.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 12:01 PM (9hSKh)

32
so I could, for one day, not have to borrow Rachel's?

You could always borrow Chrissy's.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 12:02 PM (fx8sm)

33 Worse, Maliki will start advocating against climate change and win a Nobel prize and gain 300 pounds.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 26, 2010 12:04 PM (Vo2Ef)

34 PGiS I took a half day and tied into the Yuengling Lager, so I have that happy thing going for me...

Posted by: 48%er at March 26, 2010 12:07 PM (gxpfq)

35

This is actually pretty good news.  Drew M is right to state that the situation is dynamic but this branch was definitely a cross sectarian i.e. not pushing the sectarian us vs them emotional horseshit (for example see Democratic party).  It should temper the hardliners from all sides and show them that the iraqi people aren't buying it.  They simply want a government that treats everyone equally and stays out of religion, the economy, ethnic divisions and education.  For us American citizens that concept will seem very strange and foreign.

Whenever I feel lonely and blue I read the Golden Cheney's Awards Post.  Could Ace do that again?

I NEED IT!

 

Posted by: Murphy Bush at March 26, 2010 12:08 PM (0QkLg)

36
We need a p-chop showing the Death Star at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue instead of the White House.

Posted by: This is Candygram...Plumber...Landshark at March 26, 2010 12:09 PM (ZRyjP)

37
You know what we need, morons?  NBA CHEERLEADERS. 

You're welcome.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 12:10 PM (fx8sm)

38

It looks like James O'Keefe just had his charges reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor.

Is anyone making book on over/under for this whole thing to get dismissed or dropped?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 26, 2010 12:10 PM (F09Uo)

39

James O'Keefe linkage

http://tiny.cc/9ekbm

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 26, 2010 12:11 PM (F09Uo)

40 Don't blame me, i voted for Kang

Posted by: Ben at March 26, 2010 12:12 PM (wuv1c)

41 how the losers accept the outcome is just as important.

The irony eludes you, eh Drewsie?'

Posted by: New Boss, same as old... at March 26, 2010 12:13 PM (dQLM/)

42

A close election, the loser saying he will challenge the result according to the prescribed rules, and no threats of violence.  It's all so wonderfully normal!

Good luck to the Iraqis.  If anyone deserves a peaceful, uneventful transfer of power, it's them.

If I were Allawi, I would already be approaching Maliki about joining my coalition.  I'd give him any portfolio or ministry he wants, but then again, I'm not an Iraqi.

Posted by: Colin at March 26, 2010 12:14 PM (4ZFlx)

43 QUAAAGMIIIIRE!!1!

Posted by: Stupid one-word posts at March 26, 2010 12:14 PM (vZIG7)

44

Everything should be just fine... Until Barry and Hillary stick their noses in it.

--They're like crackheads, they just can't resist.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2010 12:14 PM (GwPRU)

45  how the losers accept the outcome is just as important.

Can you say that more slowly, so even I understand?

Posted by: Teabagger Tim at March 26, 2010 12:15 PM (dQLM/)

46
how 'bout a p-chop of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi all standing over the Constitution on the floor and pissing on it?

Posted by: This is Candygram...Plumber...Landshark at March 26, 2010 12:16 PM (ZRyjP)

47 Obama will demand both men concede and that Manual Zelaya be declared the president of Iraq.

Posted by: Ben at March 26, 2010 12:16 PM (wuv1c)

48

The irony eludes you, eh Drewsie?'

Well nobodies organized an armed insurrection just yet, and for all the drama queen BS the Dem's are whining about haven't seen a car bomb go off yet either, so I guess I fail to see the irony myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2010 12:16 PM (e8T35)

49

The irony eludes you, eh Drewsie?'

no one tried to stop obama from ascending to the presidency. There is a difference between trying to stop someone policy and trying to prevent them from taking office. 

Maybe the 2000 election eludes your memory. Every recount ended up with bush, even the ones done by the media after the election was settled. maybe the irony eludes you.

Posted by: Ben at March 26, 2010 12:18 PM (wuv1c)

50 But Kang won the election.

Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2010 12:19 PM (jDWYv)

51

But Kang won the election.

You're right, i voted for Kodos. At least i didn't throw my vote away on a third party.

Posted by: Ben at March 26, 2010 12:19 PM (wuv1c)

52 So how did that Saddam fella make out in this election?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 12:20 PM (7VvJB)

53

One view from inside Iraq:

 

http://iraqpundit.blogspot.com/

Posted by: muggedbyreality at March 26, 2010 12:20 PM (eUGzR)

54 Well the socialists didn't destroy her. She is reaping the rewards of a capitalistic system:

TLC's decision to buy Sarah Palin's Alaska should put about $2 million into the former governor's pocket, The Daily Beast has learned. Peter Lauria breaks down the surprising deal.


/ i don't link to daily beast sorry

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at March 26, 2010 03:58 PM (IhHdM)

HeHe...She just smiles & waves all the while telling the leftists to go pound salt....Suckas!!

Posted by: maddows middle finger at March 26, 2010 12:22 PM (pr+up)

55

Obama will demand both men concede and name this guy as President of Iraq:

The 25-year-old beefy ex-Marine who put the "dude" in prosti-dude has reportedly decided to call it quits after getting fewer than 10 customers over the past three months.

Markus -- the first man ever hired by Bobbi Davis to work at her Shady Lady bordello located about 150 miles outside Las Vegas -- has been put on the sidelines in favor of another gigolo in his mid-30s who performs under the name "Y. Not."

She should have hired the chicken!

Posted by: tank at March 26, 2010 12:23 PM (y3seB)

56

sock off

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 26, 2010 12:23 PM (pr+up)

57

The 25-year-old beefy ex-Marine who put the "dude" in prosti-dude has reportedly decided to call it quits after getting fewer than 10 customers over the past three months.

Well if he's going to whore himself out like that the dipshit should have run for congress.  That's where the real money is when it comes to selling yourself.  Duh...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2010 12:30 PM (e8T35)

58 if you're gonna make Obama Santa, shouldn't you show him giving away nice gifts like free health care, our nuclear weapons, our sovereignty, etc?

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 12:36 PM (ZRyjP)

59 O/T:  "The new charges are contained in a bill of information, which can only be filed with a defendant's consent and typically signals a plea deal. The new filing charges the four with entering a federal building under false pretenses, a misdemeanor. They had been arrested Jan. 25 on felony charges."

sheesh a plea deal?   You know a lot of regular normal a\Americans think of this guys and his buds as kids trying to make a point but meaning no harm.  IN comparison to the SDS types frequenting the WH, these guys are pikers.  Anyway, people are saying that this is political.  Regular hannity watchers who aren't necessarily republicans or conservatives.  So all they accomplished is showing how small they are as people.   These "kids" can say that now since the HCB says you are a "kid" until you are 26, are being made an example off and people see it as political and think they should have just gotten a stern talking to and community service.  The left always has to have their "pound of flesh" but look at their example....the guy who doesn't have class enough to invite those visiting the people's house to dinner or give the proper kind of gift.

Posted by: curious at March 26, 2010 12:37 PM (p302b)

60

74 how 'bout a p-chop of Obama, Reid, and Pelosi all standing over the Constitution on the floor and pissing on it?

How bout R. Kelly and Tiger pissing on Pelosi & Slaughter?

Posted by: dananjcon at March 26, 2010 12:38 PM (pr+up)

61 Been listening to slaughter.  No way this woman is from her district or anywhere in NY....she is an interloper, not a native new yorker.

Posted by: curious at March 26, 2010 12:39 PM (p302b)

62
Coffin, Ace On Bender, Fear Grips Nation

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 12:41 PM (ZRyjP)

63 Funny how no one is giving props to our Troops for even making this election possible in a Country that has been dictatored to death for centuries....crickets, effing assholes, but WE are coming for you in Nov. assholes!!!!!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 12:43 PM (hTUEv)

64 O/T:  Hearing this Jason guy on Hannity....very smart nice guy.

Posted by: curious at March 26, 2010 12:47 PM (p302b)

65 81,

Most Conservatives are.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 12:49 PM (hTUEv)

66

Left mounts heroic, strong, composed, pathetic, alright, alright just down right ghey http://tinyurl.com/y9tbw27  challenge against Republicans by screaming like a 6 year old school girl because Republicans are scary. 

MeanwhileÂ… MSM monopolizing the news wires with story of leftist who says that Republicans should be shot and he wants to help.

via Instapundit and somebody else.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 26, 2010 12:50 PM (RkRxq)

67 "80 Funny how no one is giving props to our Troops for even making this election possible in a Country that has been dictatored to death for centuries....crickets, effing assholes,
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (hTUEv) "

Funny, just said this to a friend.  I said to him "you damn libs are fine with the republican conservative kids out there protecting your butt and making it so you can say some of the inane things that come out of your dumb mouth.  without our troops there would be no election in Iraq."   He was like "oh I love the troops, i love the troops, don't you insinuate for one minute I don't like the troops" so I said "are you going to give them and GWB credit for the success in Iraq".   He then said "well it happened on BO's watch" and i was like "ugh"

Posted by: curious at March 26, 2010 12:51 PM (p302b)

68

o/t Eeesh...like someone just tickled her ass with a feather duster.

 http://tinyurl.com/ye5zzpa


 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 26, 2010 12:51 PM (pr+up)

69 no one is giving props to our Troops for even making this election possible

yep, I still find it amazing every day that we have an administration that hates the country and the military.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 12:52 PM (7VvJB)

70 84,

That's when you should have punched his ass out, I need to stop doing that before I'm treated as a bully!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 12:53 PM (hTUEv)

71

#27  In regard to the election on MSN they are showing a picture of a billboard in Iran with purple fingers hanging in nooses, what does this mean?

I'd say it's not a ringing endorsement of Iraqi democracy.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:56 PM (9hSKh)

 

 

I think it looks like people are exercising their newly found free speech.  It's a good thing. 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 12:59 PM (jHy0o)

72

Meanwhile, in America:

Court strikes down campaign contribution limits

A U.S. appeals court struck down on Friday limits on individual contributions to independent political advocacy groups that want to spend money directly to support or oppose candidates for president and Congress.

The unanimous ruling by nine federal appellate judges held the limits violated constitutional free-speech rights under the First Amendment. The decision cited the Supreme Court's ruling in January in another campaign finance case.

The two rulings together are expected to unleash a flood of money ahead of the congressional elections in November and in other political campaigns such as the 2012 presidential contest.

[ . . . ]

The ruling was a defeat for the Federal Election Commission, a federal agency in charge of oversight involving the campaign finance laws. It adopted the regulations at issue in 2005.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 26, 2010 01:03 PM (7+pP9)

Posted by: maddogg at March 26, 2010 01:03 PM (OlN4e)

74
Heh.

I have to wonder if Weideger is a registered dem and this is to advance their narrative.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 01:15 PM (fx8sm)

75 #88  I think it looks like people are exercising their newly found free speech.  It's a good thing.

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that I thought it was a bad thing, but that the Iranians did.

/The Iranians would probably love to have even an Iraqi-like system to vote in their own people and not these crazy mullahs controlling everything.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 01:16 PM (otlXg)

76 90 Heh. Amateur.

Posted by: OJ "The Juice" Simpson at March 26, 2010 01:17 PM (eoYse)

77
Well, one good thing happened today - I'll be in section 136 at the NCAAs tonight. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 01:18 PM (fx8sm)

78 Hear that?  That's the sound of GOLD!!!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at March 26, 2010 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

79 94,

Aaaaaaand driving drunk on the way home, shame on you. Hahahhahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:19 PM (hTUEv)

80
@96  Hell NO, Sgt Major! 

My buddy Paul will be the one drunk driving home.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 01:21 PM (fx8sm)

81

You know, Iraq shows every hallmark of lost wars according to renowned strategist Harry Sun Tzu Reid.

Good thing Obama won it and everything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2010 01:24 PM (B+qrE)

82 97,

What a pal, hope you get him out in 4 hours and split the $5000 fine in Texas. Hahahaha, that is 1st offense now y'know!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:25 PM (hTUEv)

83 22 8 Is there anything happy happening in the world today? Anything, anything at all?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Today (March 26th) is National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day.

I Declare it "Moronette Appreciation Day"

Thanks Ladies for your presence, beauty and grace.

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at March 26, 2010 03:53 PM (zqzYV)

...and your boobs.

Posted by: Josef K. at March 26, 2010 01:30 PM (7+pP9)

84
...and your boobs.

Which you will now show us...

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 01:31 PM (fx8sm)

85 100,

Well I'm mainlining Vodka trying to keep from crying, other than that nope!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:31 PM (hTUEv)

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 01:32 PM (fx8sm)

87 Which you will now show us...

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 05:31 PM (fx8sm)

Thanks. I started thinking about boobs and forgot to finish my post.

Posted by: Josef K. at March 26, 2010 01:32 PM (7+pP9)

88 I'm out guys, cooking a big pot of sketti and it's done, my casa smells like an Italian whorehouse, dream on that!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:37 PM (hTUEv)

89
Kentucky 84
Coffin 80

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 01:37 PM (ZRyjP)

90
Hey, you guys!  Tomorrow is Earth Day!  Don't forget to recycle, don't drive your car, and turn off all your electricity!  Oh, and save water.  Don't bathe!

Posted by: Some Libtard at March 26, 2010 01:41 PM (UOM48)

91 I declared it "Show Us Your Tits Day" on the previous thread.
I've done my part at work how bout the rest of you?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 01:45 PM (iYbLN)

92 109,

Aaaaaaand mpfs shoots too! I think I've found a soulmate! Well, at least a Conservative woman.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:47 PM (hTUEv)

93
it's easy when you work at a strip joint

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 01:48 PM (ZRyjP)

94
Having dinner tomorrow night at a friend's whose an Obama-worshiping lib.  He's also a Cuban refugee and doctor.  Weird.  He's a super nice guy and fun to be around, but dayum.  We have an agreement to never bring up politics.  Going to be really difficult finding something to talk about after this fucktastic week.

Ideas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 01:48 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 01:48 PM (Vu6sl)

96 I could just switch over to CNN or MSNBC and would see all the boobs I would need to see!!!eleventy1111!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:49 PM (hTUEv)

97 #113  whose = who's 

I blame the alcohol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 01:50 PM (UOM48)

98 OK, who's bluffin with their muffin?  Where's the boobs I've been hearing about?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 01:50 PM (cvmTR)

99 Where the hell is everyone today? I mean if they are going to just go off and hunt hobos they should throw up an open thread post so we don't make a mess of other posts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 01:50 PM (RZ8pf)

100 OK, who's bluffin with their muffin?  Where's the boobs I've been hearing about?
Posted by: CDR M

I thought you had work to do?  Hmmmm.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 01:51 PM (iYbLN)

101 Ideas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 05:48 PM (UOM4

Hit him up for free medical advice.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 01:51 PM (dQdrY)

102 113,

Yes ma'am, give him a 100 meter head start before you start shooting!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:51 PM (hTUEv)

103 I am workin!  at home

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 01:52 PM (cvmTR)

104 I'm flashing my boobies now. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 01:52 PM (UOM48)

105 I am workin!  at home
Posted by: CDR M

Uh huh.  Tell me another fantasy.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 01:53 PM (iYbLN)

106

OK, who's bluffin with their muffin? 

I never bluff with my muffin.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 01:53 PM (RZ8pf)

107 Uh huh.  Tell me another fantasy.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (iYbLN)

You sure?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 01:53 PM (cvmTR)

108
Jonah Goldberg? nailed it. Fascism with a smiley face. Obama says the same shit as Lenin, but with a smile and charm.

Oh, and Obama lies about how HE'S gonna create that utopia. The other Marxists were forthright.

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 01:53 PM (ZRyjP)

109 I've got fuuuuuuuuuuuudge. http://tinyurl.com/yjhvbeu

Posted by: Steve Mahanahan at March 26, 2010 01:54 PM (eoYse)

110
fascism...communism...whatevah!

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 01:54 PM (ZRyjP)

111 Uh huh.  Tell me another fantasy.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (iYbLN)

You sure?

Posted by: CDR M

I am sooooo busted.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 01:54 PM (iYbLN)

112 125,

I like the way you cup them! Sorry that was bad!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:54 PM (hTUEv)

113

On Topic:  Coffin seen fleeing Iraqi polling place, full of blue fingers.  Christiane Amanpour blames tea partiers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 01:56 PM (UOM48)

114

From HA, but it's a great intro to the article:

Congress passed the bill without knowing what was in it. Barack Obama signed it without reading it. Now it looks as though the Associated Press reported on ObamaCare without comprehending its content. Readers will have to scroll far down to discover that the elimination of a key tax break that kept retirees on company prescription-medication plans will mean dumping millions of seniors onto Medicare — and that the AP ignored it until now:

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 01:56 PM (Vu6sl)

115 Cristiane is trash, reporter trash that is!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:57 PM (hTUEv)

116 'Nam Grunt is a naughty boy. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 01:57 PM (UOM48)

117 125 I'm flashing my boobies now. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 05:52 PM (UOM4

BUNK!

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 01:58 PM (Vu6sl)

118 140,

Nope! I'm a Grunt, and never forget it you might need me someday!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 01:58 PM (hTUEv)

119 Ace must be resting up for Earth Day Palooza tomorrow.  Either that, or he's run across a particularly difficult hobo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:00 PM (UOM48)

120

tomorrow isn't earth day, it's earth hour, that's a horse of an entirely different color.

So, remember to turn on every single light and appliance in your house tomorrow evening.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:02 PM (RZ8pf)

121 Janey,

You might be right I am a naughty Mister, buuuuut I shore love my Brothers and Sisters that are defending our freedom, best Troops in the world, support them always as I do with my meager cash as much as I can.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:03 PM (hTUEv)

122

Wow, this thread is getting stale.

Your telling me.


Since when are titties and booze stale?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:03 PM (iYbLN)

123

NEW YORK (AP) -- AT&T Inc. will take a $1 billion non-cash accounting charge in the first quarter because of the health care overhaul and may cut benefits it offers to current and retired workers.

The charge is the largest disclosed so far. Earlier this week, AK Steel Corp., Caterpillar Inc., Deere & Co. and Valero Energy announced similar accounting charges, saying the health care law that President Barack Obama signed Tuesday will raise their expenses. On Friday, 3M Co. said it will also take a charge of $85 million to $90 million.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 02:03 PM (dQdrY)

124 On a less cheerful note, coming back from the liquor store awhile ago, I had Hannity on the radio.  (Yeah, I know.)  He was doing Man on the Street.  The stupidity of the young libtards in NYC made me want to pull over and hurt myself.  That's why I can't do conceal carry.  I'd go postal on myself.  Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:04 PM (UOM48)

125 149,

Mmmmmmmm! mpfs I think I'll 'cue for this woman, best ribs in the USA at Chez 'Nam. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:05 PM (hTUEv)

126 I love you, 'Nam Grunt.  *said in a slightly slurred voice*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:05 PM (UOM48)

127
Since when are titties and booze stale?

The strip club day-shift can be pretty depressing.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 02:07 PM (fx8sm)

128 An interesting article on American Thinker by Louis Case on the states' lawsuits against the HC bill.  His article is a bit doom-and-gloom, but the comments are very positive and enlightening.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 02:07 PM (jHy0o)

129 155,

Love you back hon', not slurred voice, my IV of SKYY is on a slow drip!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:07 PM (hTUEv)

130 Any Vegas morons out there?

I have a day off next week and want to fly over to visit friends and practice the three Fs.

Fun, Frivolity and Fornication.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:07 PM (iYbLN)

131 Since 'Nam Grunt is going to be our chef de cuisine at Club Gitmo (I can't call it D'oh Ville.) he gets his choice of luxury suites.

We really need to come up with a name for our new moron compound.  Ideas?  (Maybe I should bring this up on the ONT.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:09 PM (UOM48)

132 The strip club day-shift can be pretty depressing.

The day shift is pretty creepy.  Not that I would know anything about such matters.
So I've heard, you know, people talk. ummm...

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:09 PM (iYbLN)

133 Where is everyone?
Are they taking a Coffin break?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:11 PM (iYbLN)

134 160,

I'm honored I'm sure, but I really need to dive into this fabulous sketti I've been making all day TV tray at the 'puter sounds good to me.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:12 PM (hTUEv)

135

Why can I imagine this being said in Nov. 

'Before the announcement, Shiite Democrat politicians warned of violence should their party lose the election.'

Posted by: Lt. Kilgore at March 26, 2010 02:13 PM (4QCvv)

136 mpfs, several years ago I was with my husband at a convention in New Orleans ('Nawlins).  Several of us who are good friends were running around Bourbon Street, and wandered into a strip club.  We sat down near the stage, overpaid for some watered down martinis, and THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH RAN UP MY LEG.

I'm still shuddering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:14 PM (UOM48)

137

They have an earth hour on a different day then earth day?

That's just fuckin stupid.

Posted by: Entropy at March 26, 2010 02:14 PM (eL+YD)

138 Progs are pussies, folks!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:14 PM (hTUEv)

139

from Dan Foster at NRO:

Biden: "We inherited the most cynical public in a long time."

Now the *public* is a Bush inheritance

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 02:15 PM (Vu6sl)

140

As great as holding elections is, how the losers accept the outcome is just as important.

Word Up (or True Dat, or whatever the kids are saying these days). One need only look at Kenya or the United States to see how badly it can turn out.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 26, 2010 02:16 PM (cQyWA)

141

That's just fuckin stupid.

Well of course it is. You are supposed to turn off your lights and power for an hour.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:16 PM (RZ8pf)

142

So, remember to turn on every single light and appliance in your house tomorrow evening.

And your neighbors.....

Turn on your neighbors? But my neighbor is old and married I don't really want to turn him on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:17 PM (RZ8pf)

143
I'll post a pic of the obligatory tire-burning.


Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 02:18 PM (fx8sm)

144 Headlights are going to be turned on, tonight... um, so I hear. 

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 02:18 PM (pUfK9)

145

Biden: "We inherited the most cynical public in a long time."




Ummm no Joe, the public has had a bunch of communists foisted upon them and are pissed about it.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:18 PM (t72+4)

146 Janey,

Must have been a sleeze joint never saw a cockroach in 'Nawlins and I've been there about 30 times, best food in the world is right on Bourbon Street.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:18 PM (hTUEv)

147 Maddow declaring she, "Isn't running for US Senate," in MA is like how those tools back in the 80s who used to tell us that they, too, would let Mike Tyson pound them for ninety seconds for a half-mil payday. No shit. Like they'd really have any say in the matter.

Posted by: BuddyPC at March 26, 2010 02:18 PM (nSkOL)

148 Gawd - today is slow.  It started out blazin', but this afternoon is just draggin'.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 02:19 PM (pUfK9)

149
You know what is this weekend in Houston?

THE High Caliber gun show.  Gonna be there, you betcha.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 02:19 PM (fx8sm)

150

Why can I imagine this being said in Nov. 

'Before the announcement, Shiite Democrat politicians warned of violence should their party lose the election.'

 

Oh, it will be said and, if it looks like a big defeat for the dems, it will be done.  That's why I'm saying that we should be very alert and aware of any excuse whatsoever to cancel or postpone the November election. 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 02:20 PM (jHy0o)

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 02:20 PM (yfJ6g)

152 mpfs, several years ago I was with my husband at a convention in New Orleans ('Nawlins).  Several of us who are good friends were running around Bourbon Street, and wandered into a strip club.  We sat down near the stage, overpaid for some watered down martinis, and THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH RAN UP MY LEG.

I'm still shuddering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM4



Being its a strip club and all, what really makes me shudder is thinking about where that cockroach may have crawled out from.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:20 PM (t72+4)

153
where that cockroach may have crawled out from.

New Orleans city hall.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 02:21 PM (fx8sm)

154 o/T: Just saw a GE commercial featuring ronald raegan.  Caught the end cause someone said "OMG, is that GE referencing Raegan?"  Now, was it a good reference or not, have to see it again to know.

Posted by: curious at March 26, 2010 02:21 PM (p302b)

155 So who will Mookie Sadr the Kingmaker choose to rule Iraq ?

Posted by: Andy Rand at March 26, 2010 02:22 PM (mhD2v)

156
Time to head to the pub for some pre-gaming, morons.  Look for me behind the hoop.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 26, 2010 02:22 PM (fx8sm)

157 If you effing buttheads don't get out and vote expect a visit from the 'Nam and I won't be bringing ribs!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:22 PM (hTUEv)

158 'Nam, I swear to God.  Everyone in the place heard me scream.  We moved on to another titty bar, and a girl pulled one of our guys up on stage with her and they danced.  It was awesomely hilarious.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:23 PM (UOM48)

159
So who will Mookie Sadr the Kingmaker choose to rule Iraq ?

Posted by: Andy Rand at March 26, 2010 06:22 PM (mhD2v)






If Mookie had his way Iran would annex it and it would be ruled by Awesomemembersonlyjacket and the mullahs

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:24 PM (t72+4)

160 Fridays, are getting more and more like Sat & Sun.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 26, 2010 02:26 PM (ucq49)

161 Bourbon Street is the bestest place to partay any time of the year, lately the tranny's have multiplied though, not so much like the old days but still good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:27 PM (hTUEv)

162 curious, that GE commercial with Reagan makes my blood boil.  GE:  NBC, MSNBC, selling crap to Iran, helping to get our troops killed in Iraq.  If any company needs to go out of business, it's GE.  I won't have any of their products in my home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:27 PM (UOM48)

163

Harry Reid just announced that the WAR IS LOST.

Murtha is still roasting in hell and could not be reached for comment.

John Kerry was windsurfing.

Posted by: gus at March 26, 2010 02:27 PM (Vqruj)

164 Iran won't eff with Iraq as long as our Troops are there, no match!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:28 PM (hTUEv)

165 The ONT better start earlier than normal as I suspect a lot of morons will be out for the count

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:29 PM (cvmTR)

166 Oh joy.  Hellcare is going to help India.  More outsourcing.  This per Bret on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:30 PM (UOM48)

167 194,

I have cases of the old style light bulbs and none are GE, they will last forever!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:30 PM (hTUEv)

168 Hey Blazer, did you hear we have a Seattle meet-up, tonight?  I PROMISE live streaming video.

Watch the ONT for the link.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 02:32 PM (pUfK9)

169

Being its a strip club and all, what really makes me shudder is thinking about where that cockroach may have crawled out from.

Eeek!

By the way ya bastard it was my sweater puppies you liked. I can't believe you forgot. I even posted a special picture for you once when you were having a bad day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:33 PM (RZ8pf)

170

Headlights are going to be turned on, tonight... um, so I hear. 

It is always a good idea, when driving at night, to turn on your headlights.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:33 PM (RZ8pf)

171 Jane,
I was in New Orleans last March.  I had a couple of cocktails and anything could have crawled up my leg I was so drunk.  The pour a mean drink down there.  Some of the strip joints are just gross on Bourbon Street. 

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:34 PM (iYbLN)

172 Today is an extremely boring day. Guess it's time to go through my bookshelves & read.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 02:34 PM (yfJ6g)

173 Ed Schultz is trying desperately to "matter".    If I'm Beck, I tell Ed Schultz to come back when he has reached the big leagues and I'd send him an autographed copy of my latest book.

Posted by: gus at March 26, 2010 02:34 PM (Vqruj)

174


Iran won't eff with Iraq as long as our Troops are there, no match!

No, and they don't have to. With this administration, they know time is on their side.

Posted by: Mallamutt at March 26, 2010 06:30 PM (V9SYy)







Although by proxy they already have been fucking with Iraq. Most of the higher tech copper penetrator type IED's and alot of the weaponry used on our troops by insurgents and terrorists have come from Iran courtesy of their military .

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:34 PM (t72+4)

175 Just on Brett Baier:  Another Gitmo prisoner that was released just showed up on the battlefield.  Fucking dem. retards.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 02:34 PM (jHy0o)

176 The ONT better start earlier than normal as I suspect a lot of morons will be out for the count
Posted by: CDR M

Hey, who told you you could take a break sailor?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:35 PM (iYbLN)

177 Restaurants are the places to hit on Bourbon Street not strip joints, more action in there than you can imagine, La. folks are pretty cool.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:36 PM (hTUEv)

178

Hey Blazer, did you hear we have a Seattle meet-up, tonight?  I PROMISE live streaming video.


Watch the ONT for the link.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 06:32 PM (pUfK9)






Sweet ! Cant wait for you guys to gut a live hobo on camera.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:36 PM (t72+4)

179

By the way ya bastard it was my sweater puppies you liked. I can't believe you forgot. I even posted a special picture for you once when you were having a bad day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

I remember that

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:37 PM (cvmTR)

180


By the way ya bastard it was my sweater puppies you liked. I can't believe you forgot. I even posted a special picture for you once when you were having a bad day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)






Yep, that certainly always brightens the day. Makes me think of scaling the Alps and gives me a hankerin' for a York Peppermint Patty

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:38 PM (t72+4)

181 Restaurants are the places to hit on Bourbon Street not strip joints, more action in there than you can imagine, La. folks are pretty cool.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

Nam,

There is this little joint down Royale Street ( I think).  It was a dive but the food was so good.  I wish I could remember the name.  It was a block from the river.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:38 PM (iYbLN)

182 Hey, who told you you could take a break sailor?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 06:35 PM (iYbLN)

Had to check back in.  Contractor came by an off course he couldn't work as he had his family with him for a play to go to.  He'll be by in the morning (yeah right).  Oh well.  He ain't gettin' paid until he's done.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:38 PM (cvmTR)

183 Who needs to watch sporting events when you can rip the soul out of the Lord of the Underworld in GoW3?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 02:39 PM (otlXg)

184

REEEEEEEEEEEECOLA!!!!!!

Posted by: gus at March 26, 2010 02:40 PM (Vqruj)

185

"By the way ya bastard it was my sweater puppies you liked. I can't believe you forgot. I even posted a special picture for you once when you were having a bad day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

I remember that"

Proof!  Or it didn't happen.  You know the rules!  Lacking proof, a new post will suffice. 

Posted by: AoSHQ parlimentarian at March 26, 2010 02:40 PM (ucq49)

186

gives me a hankerin' for a York Peppermint Patty

That makes no sense.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:40 PM (RZ8pf)

187

gives me a hankerin' for a York Peppermint Patty

That makes no sense.


They are morons did you expect anything else PGiS?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:41 PM (iYbLN)

188

219 Who needs to watch sporting events when you can rip the soul out of the Lord of the Underworld in GoW3?

Again???

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 02:41 PM (yfJ6g)

189 Oh CDR M,

That little issue?  Taken care of.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (iYbLN)

190

Royale going toward the River  has nothing I'd eat at.

Between Royale and Bourbon on Iberville is ACME Oyster House on east and Felix's on west sides.   Yum.

The Monteleon and Holiday Inn are both on Royale closer to the quarter.

 

Posted by: gus at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (Vqruj)

191

Do you think the lack of new posts is some sort of psychological experiment by the bloggers? Are they trying to see how we react when we hit F5 and a new pellet isnÂ’t dispensed? Are we really just giant rats in a cage?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (RZ8pf)

192


gives me a hankerin' for a York Peppermint Patty

That makes no sense.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)





You, know the Alps, snowcapped peaks, cold ? Its a take on those old York Peppermint Patty commercials.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (t72+4)

193 Has it cooled down where you're at mpfs?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (cvmTR)

194 When does Blazer make sense?


I keed my brother!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:42 PM (hTUEv)

195

Royale going toward the River  has nothing I'd eat at.

Between Royale and Bourbon on Iberville is ACME Oyster House on east and Felix's on west sides.   Yum.

The Monteleon and Holiday Inn are both on Royale closer to the quarter.

 

Posted by: gus

I wish I could remember the name of the place.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

196 Has it cooled down where you're at mpfs?
Posted by: CDR M

That's affirmative.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

197 #224  Again???

Higher difficulty.  I have to consummate my love for GoW3 by beating it in all difficulties. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 02:44 PM (otlXg)

198 I posted this earlier today on another thread.

Which one of you morons is this guy?

Director:  Stations show porn, say it's his film

Columbia, SC--A South Carolina movie director who also is a former state lawmaker is suing cable TV channels, contending they mixed up one of his films with what he says is a pornographic movie with the same title.

James "Bubba" Cromer said in the suit filed on Monday in Los Angeles that he noticed earlier this month his comedy "The Hills Have Thighs" was going to be on The Movie Channel and Cinemax.

The lawsuit says a television listing had the description of Cromer's movie and its actors.  But the Columbia lawyer says what came on instead was a 2010 film with the same name which included nudity and sex acts.

Cromer is asking for an unspecified amount of damages.

The cable channels didn't immediately comment on the lawsuit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:44 PM (UOM48)

199 by beating it in all difficulties. 
Posted by: Kratos

I think you should use a different term Kratos.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:45 PM (iYbLN)

200 Janey,

NOT ME!!!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:45 PM (hTUEv)

201

"When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being out on an ice-sheet nude, gutting a baby harp seal in front of its family."

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:46 PM (t72+4)

202
Coffin Wins Powerball Jackpot!

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 02:46 PM (84JKc)

203

233 #224  Higher difficulty.  I have to consummate my love for GoW3 by beating it in all difficulties. 

Oh, okay. Makes sense.

/Does that mean I have to run for my life another time? It's a great work-out, I confess...but sheesh.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 02:46 PM (yfJ6g)

204

That makes no sense.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)

I thought it was a take on "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get a cool sensation..."

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 02:47 PM (dQdrY)

205 #235  I think you should use a different term Kratos.

Such as?  Conquering?  Surmount?  Vanquish?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 02:47 PM (otlXg)

206 237,

They will have pull my trusty '08 Dodge Ram from my hands after shots are fired!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:47 PM (hTUEv)

207 Any other bad news today that I missed?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:48 PM (cvmTR)

208
picture this: December 2012...Barack Obama in the Oval Office crying..."Nobody wants to meets the challenges of our generarion...booo hoooo hoooo!"

Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 26, 2010 02:48 PM (84JKc)

209 Hey I love peppermint patties, OH you didn't mean ginger Irish wimmenz?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:49 PM (hTUEv)

210

Do you think the lack of new posts is some sort of psychological experiment by the bloggers? Are they trying to see how we react when we hit F5 and a new pellet isnÂ’t dispensed? Are we really just giant rats in a cage?

 

 

 

F5!  Thanks.  {squeak}

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 02:49 PM (jHy0o)

211 Peppermint Patty is Irish?

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:49 PM (iYbLN)

212 Yup, there was more bad news.  CBO says debt will be 90% of GDP by 2020.  Jeebus.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:50 PM (cvmTR)

213 Yup, there was more bad news.  CBO says debt will be 90% of GDP by 2020.  Jeebus.
Posted by: CDR M

Thread killer.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:50 PM (iYbLN)

214 Any other bad news today that I missed?
Posted by: CDR M

Well, if it's Friday, it's time to close some banks, right?

"Bank Failures #38, #39 and #40: Florida and Georgia"

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 26, 2010 02:51 PM (w8ddH)

215 248,

Aaaaaand she was fantastic too!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:51 PM (hTUEv)

216 Ah yes Garbonzo, it is that day that the bank closings come out.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:51 PM (cvmTR)

217 On Fox a few minutes ago:  India will be reaping the benefits of Barky's Hellcare.  More outsourcing is expected, particularly in the medical field. 

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:51 PM (UOM48)

218 Nancy Pelosi is 70 today. She's had a lot of work done.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 02:52 PM (I1/U/)

219
Remeber when PEPERMINT PATTY invited herself over to CHARLIE BROWN'S house for THANKSGIVING and then reamed him out for fucking up dinner?

And then MARCY said to PATTY, "Sir, you're being kinda a bitch to Charlie Brown."

Posted by: thiswing plover at March 26, 2010 02:53 PM (84JKc)

220 So is it still a hate crime if you rear end a car with an Obama sticker on it but it's a white driver?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:53 PM (cvmTR)

221 Blazer, I actually put the link in a post on the yahoo group.  Probably shouldn't have it blasted on any comment threads, here.  But we'll let you know when to tune in.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 02:53 PM (pUfK9)

222 What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Racist joke,  Slurpie, kidney transplant, 7-11. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 26, 2010 02:54 PM (w8ddH)

223 254 On Fox a few minutes ago:  India will be reaping the benefits of Barky's Hellcare.  More outsourcing is expected, particularly in the medical field. 

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 06:51 PM (UOM4

India and Thailand already have a robust medical/tourism industry with the Euros flying their for operations and treatments and then go on vacation.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 02:54 PM (cvmTR)

224 257,

Not at all as long as you can give him a beatdown for being stupid.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:54 PM (hTUEv)

225
yeah, did you read that comment? One of the asholes said it was a hate crime to hit a car with an Obama sticker!

Posted by: thiswing plover at March 26, 2010 02:54 PM (84JKc)

226 Aaaaaand she was fantastic too!!!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

Ah a man after my own Irish heart.

Well I'm off to the freeway.  I have riveting reading to do this weekend.  "Potentially Dangerous Imported Spanish Labeled Prescription Drug Products."  It'll be a page turner.

See on the ONT kids.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2010 02:55 PM (iYbLN)

227

254 On Fox a few minutes ago:  India will be reaping the benefits of Barky's Hellcare.  More outsourcing is expected, particularly in the medical field. 

What could possibly go wrong?

Had a brief problem with my insurance card 2wks ago due to the insurance co. not yet updating their database, & the pharmacist was forced to call their office. Phone call went to...India. I'm usually great at understanding people with accents, but I had no idea what this man was saying. Furthermore, he could only repeat (like a parrot) what he was seeing on his screen. Guess we get to do something like this all the time now. Argh.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 02:55 PM (yfJ6g)

228
Excellent. Will PGIS be there? If so, get her real drunk and goad her into jumping on top of the bar and stripping for the camera.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:55 PM (t72+4)

229

More on LaHood from CNSNews:

The moderator then asked: “Some conservative groups are wary of the livable communities program, saying it's an example of government intrusion into people's lives. How do you respond?”

LaHood responded defiantly. “About everything we do around here is government intrusion in people's lives,” he said. “So have at it.”

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 02:57 PM (dQdrY)

230 Excellent. Will PGIS be there? If so, get her real drunk and goad her into jumping on top of the bar and stripping for the camera.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 06:55 PM (t72+4)

Why do you think I'm going to be streaming?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 02:57 PM (pUfK9)

231 I have to fire up my washer since it's save elec. tomorrow, I want to get in under the wire and all that, effing progs!! Have a good night folks.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 02:58 PM (hTUEv)

232


Why do you think I'm going to be streaming?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 06:57 PM (pUfK9)





I have a feeling this is gonna be epic. Would certainly make up for all the shitty crap we've had to endure this week.

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 02:59 PM (t72+4)

233 'Night, 'Nam. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 02:59 PM (UOM48)

234 By the way, PGiS claims she's not drinking, tonight.  Something about getting bent.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:00 PM (pUfK9)

235 Guys, still Lent, I won't be getting drunk and stripping on bars. Sorry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:00 PM (RZ8pf)

236 #254 Phone call went to...India. I'm usually great at understanding people with accents, but I had no idea what this man was saying. Furthermore, he could only repeat (like a parrot) what he was seeing on his screen. Guess we get to do something like this all the time now. Argh.

What a glorious future, *sighs*.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:01 PM (otlXg)

237 Holy crap.  Shep's on.  Remote across room. 

Whew.  Got it.  That was close.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:02 PM (UOM48)

238 272 Guys, still Lent, I won't be getting drunk and stripping on bars. Sorry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 07:00 PM (RZ8pf)

Dammit! I guess I'll have to watch College Basketball.

Posted by: conscious at times, right now not so much at March 26, 2010 03:02 PM (Vu6sl)

239

Guys, still Lent, I won't be getting drunk and stripping on bars. Sorry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 07:00 PM (RZ8pf)





Fine then, you'll just have to do it sober,.... on the floor.


I have faith in you ! You can do it !

Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 03:02 PM (t72+4)

240 #275  Dammit! I guess I'll have to watch College Basketball.

GoW3 may be better.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:04 PM (otlXg)

241

Fine then, you'll just have to do it sober,.... on the floor.

I've done it sober on the floor before.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:04 PM (RZ8pf)

242 Sweet Jeebus.  The weather here is gorgeous, flowers blooming......I go out this afternoon and GNATS!!

Dear God, they're nearly invisible, flying insects with teeth and they suck your blood.  The only thing that could make them worse would be if they were nearly invisible flying spiders with teeth.

{{shudder}} {{scratch}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:05 PM (UOM48)

243

I have decided to grace you all with my prescence this evening,, so,,, BOW YOUR HEADS, bitter clingers,, BOW YOUR HEADS!!!!!

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 03:06 PM (hm7Cw)

244

 Holy crap.  Shep's on.  Remote across room. 

Whew.  Got it.  That was close.

 

Same here.  Watching "Bones" now.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:06 PM (jHy0o)

245 #276  Fine then, you'll just have to do it sober,.... on the floor.

Geez Blazer, please relax.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:07 PM (otlXg)

246

I give it another year (at most) before Obama will turn a victory in a Iraq into a defeat.

And as far as I can tell, he is doing nothing  to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear bomb.

His slimy lackies in the MSM are covering up what is going on in Afganistan.

He is such a bumbling, incompetent putz that me makes Carter look almost competent.

Posted by: Brian & Dianne at March 26, 2010 03:10 PM (ITzbJ)

247 DETROIT (AP) -- General Motors Co. will bring back 600 laid-off auto workers and add equipment at two Canadian factories in an effort make more midsize crossover vehicles that have been selling well in both the U.S. and Canada.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 03:10 PM (dQdrY)

248

Ayad Allawi's party ran on hope and change.

Al Iraqis, if they support him. wont have to worry about putting gas in thier car or paying thier mortgage!

Its a miracle.... they never thought they would see this. 

Oh and free healthcare too.

They are the ones they have been waiting for. Yes they can!

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:11 PM (7GgDy)

249 Well, it's been another shitty day.  But at least I'm not Israel or S. Korea.  So I guess I've got that going for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:13 PM (UOM48)

250 Hugs Jane D'oh! Did you drink my gin & tonic for me yet?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 03:14 PM (RZ8pf)

251

Ayad Allawi's party ran on hope and change.

 

I bet he won't be making snarky remarks about religious bitter-clingers who hold on to their guns, though.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:15 PM (jHy0o)

252 Hi, PGiS.  As a matter of fact, yes.  Yes I have.

Have fun tonight.  Give hugs to the Seattle morons. 

Mr. D'oh is home.  Been a rough week for business.  I guess I'll put on my ratty bathrobe and old slippers and shuffle into the kitchen and whip up some grub. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:17 PM (UOM48)

253

Ayad Allawi promised to stop all drilling and respect the earth...

there are sand lice that are almost extinct in the desert..... so in order to protect the lice.. no more drilling.  Thank Allah!

Bumper stickers have popped up in Iraq that say Coexist and save the whales...its touching. 

Iraqi children have put down thier bombs and cried over the polar bear.

 

MMM MMM MMM   Ayad Allawi....

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:18 PM (7GgDy)

254

My Allah,, I am awesomely awesome!!    BTW, did I mention that the whole Iraq thingy is, undoubtly, one of my most awesomely awsome accomplishments?

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 03:18 PM (svCik)

255 Jeez.  Is this thread ever going to end?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:21 PM (jHy0o)

256 283 He is such a bumbling, incompetent putz that me makes Carter look almost competent.   Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2010 03:23 PM (zgZzy)

257 No blogging on Friday's during Lent?  Really?  What's the fish o' the day?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:24 PM (pUfK9)

258

Ayad Allawi promised cash for camels program....

Its going to be great.

 

 

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:24 PM (7GgDy)

259 So, do I go to the April 15 Tea Party demo from 7:00 to 10:00 pm at the Washington Monument or just post something on YouTube? It'll cost me about $600 round-trip. I'm not seeing much publicity on it.

Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 03:25 PM (M/+ha)

260

292 Jeez.  Is this thread ever going to end?

As long as it's not Banhammer or Son of Banhammer, we're all good. Good times, good times.

/super-sarc

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:26 PM (yfJ6g)

261

As a treat to you peasants, I will, for a limited time accept questions from you , the unwashed, and if I am so moved, I might bestow upon you pesants some of my devine wisom.  So let 'er rip, while I'm in a gutter swabing kinda' mood!  You may raise your head briefly, but dare not gaze upon my garment hem, when you, if you  dare, engage me, the messiah, with your ignorant pontifications..... 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 03:26 PM (svCik)

262 292 Jeez.  Is this thread ever going to end?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 07:21 PM (jHy0o)

Nope...

this is the thread that never ends

It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started posting not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue posting forever just because,

Posted by: Sherry Lewis and Lambchop at March 26, 2010 03:29 PM (u1OeY)

263

Ayad Allawi promised cash for camels program....

 

 

You'll have to turn in your old uneconomical camel so that it can be burned and then crushed into a small cube.

But you can take your camel cube home and use it as couch.

 

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:29 PM (jHy0o)

264

Jeez.  Is this thread ever going to end?

 

At 9,999 the OD flips over and we start at the beggining. It's Ace's nod to his zen buhdist influences.

Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2010 03:29 PM (q177U)

265 Pixy starts dying once the threads get past the magic #.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:31 PM (yfJ6g)

266 This blog used to be better.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 03:32 PM (I1/U/)

267 Tea Party demo from 7:00 to 10:00 pm at the Washington Monument

woops, I forgot to mention the other events. It's all day, actually.

I'm not seeing much buzz about it, dammit.

Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 03:32 PM (M/+ha)

268

If you didnt vote for Ayad Allawi, you are a racist.

People have descirbed him as clean, articulate and doesnt have a kurdish accent.

Ayad has proposed a beer summit with the insurgents... they are acting stupidly.

Oh and his wife is a fashion icon...  that woman rocks a burka.

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:33 PM (7GgDy)

269

I will give Ace credit to beating Allah to a story several times these last few wks. Other than that, though, Gabe seems to be running this ship.

/Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, just miss the Ace of Old.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:34 PM (yfJ6g)

270 This thread is deader than Bibi's invitation to dinner in the WH. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:34 PM (UOM48)

271

As a treat to you peasants, I will, for a limited time accept questions from you , the unwashed, and if I am so moved, I might bestow upon you pesants some of my devine wisom. 

 

 

Is that kinda like jisom?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:34 PM (jHy0o)

272 This thread is deader than a Kennedy.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:34 PM (cvmTR)

273 "this is the thread that never ends It goes on and on my friends. Someone started posting not knowing what it was, and they'll continue posting forever just because, Posted by: Sherry Lewis and Lambchop at March 26, 2010 07:29 PM " I hate you. Now I have to find something to drive that damned song out of my head. A bullet would work.

Posted by: AngelEm at March 26, 2010 03:34 PM (Aq93A)

274 302 Pixy starts dying once the threads get past the magic #.

It doesn't help that I just killed Helios...again.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:35 PM (otlXg)

275 Did the co-bloggers pass health care reform for this place?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:35 PM (pUfK9)

276 304 We conservatives have not yet mastered this Internet thingy. Our older congressmen are still learning how to use Twitter.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:35 PM (yfJ6g)

277 307 This thread is deader than Bibi's invitation to dinner in the WH.

Or deader than...Helios.

/Maybe not.  Helios' Head still screams when I use it as a flashlight.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:36 PM (otlXg)

278

311 302 It doesn't help that I just killed Helios...again.

Brings back so many bad memories... :sob:

/Still dumped you in the River Styx.

Posted by: Former Consort of Hades, taking refuge with the Valar at March 26, 2010 03:37 PM (yfJ6g)

279
Coffin kills thread at AoSHQ. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:37 PM (UOM48)

280 Our older congressmen are still learning how to use Twitter.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:35 PM (yfJ6g)

I'm not a congressmen and I'm not old.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:37 PM (pUfK9)

281 This thread is deader than Michael Moore's heart.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:38 PM (pUfK9)

282 This thread is deader than the unicorn in my backyard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:38 PM (UOM48)

283 I really feel sorry for the East Coast morons.  It's almost 8pm there and no new thread.  I'm still at work, so, who cares.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:38 PM (pUfK9)

284

Can't you racist engage me, your master?

 

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

 

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (svCik)

285

317 I'm not a congressmen and I'm not old.

Hey, I've never used it, either. Just saying I noticed a pattern when I check their Internet-fu. The younger ones (50 & below) have it figured out, though...

Posted by: Former Consort of Hades, taking refuge with the Valar at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (yfJ6g)

286 This thread is deader than a Barack Obama promise.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (pUfK9)

287

Ayad Allawi promised that no one making over $400 a year would have their taxes raised.

He's only going to tax those eveil rich Iraqi's making $1,000 a year.

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (7GgDy)

288 Go figure, they get a cross sectarian winner and we get a cross dressing loser.

Can somebody invade us please?  Maybe blow up Chicago?  Al Sadr would be right at home with Obama.

Posted by: emeril at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (y0VOX)

289 Southeast coast moronette waving hand wildly (actually limply, out of boredom).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:39 PM (UOM48)

290 This thread is deader than Nancy Pelosi's face.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:40 PM (jHy0o)

291 If you like your Coffin, you'll get to keep your Coffin.

Posted by: Barack "I'm a fucking asshole" Obama at March 26, 2010 03:40 PM (Vu6sl)

292 This thread is deader than Air America.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:41 PM (pUfK9)

293 This thread is deader than Gibbsy's career when this gig is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:41 PM (UOM48)

294

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 07:34 PM (jHy0o)

 

Racist,, no answer for you!!!! NEXT!!

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (svCik)

295 I just got home. So what's up?? Anything exciting?

Posted by: dagny at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (X2ScS)

296 This thread is deader than the Top Headlines 5-13-2009 thread.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (pUfK9)

297 This thread is deader than Eric Massa's marriage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (yfJ6g)

299 O/T

If someone were to ask you how many NGO's there were in Haiti before the earthquake, how many would you guess?

via Samizdata

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 26, 2010 03:42 PM (w8ddH)

300 So the South Korean ship was attacked by birds according to Reuters.  What kind of birds are these?

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:43 PM (cvmTR)

301 Why may 13th, 2009

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:43 PM (cvmTR)

302 Why may 13th, 2009

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 07:43 PM (cvmTR)

Why not?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (pUfK9)

303 CDR M, 'splody metal birds?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (UOM48)

304

sorry comrades due to the new heath care regulations we have reached our 5 post per day limit. next year due to increased efficiency will will have 3 posts per day. glory to obama.

 

Posted by: evil libertarian at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (BGJM2)

305 This thread is deader than everyone's interest in my question about whether I should blow $600 to go to the April 15 Tea Party in DC.

Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (M/+ha)

306 This thread is deader than The Chicken.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (pUfK9)

307

 In a touching event, Henrietta Achmed asked Ayad Allawi for a kitchen.

nothing big or special.. just a small kitchen to cook in.

 

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:44 PM (7GgDy)

308 This thread is deader than Abe Vigoda.......wait a minute.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 03:45 PM (jHy0o)

309 Stand up, thread!  God love ya.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 03:45 PM (TboiM)

310 This thread is deader than Ed Schultz' career.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:45 PM (UOM48)

311 #315 Brings back so many bad memories... :sob:

/Still dumped you in the River Styx.

You must have been so sad after seeing Hades' ravaged corpse.  Hehehe.  The Olympians have always over-estimated themselves.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:45 PM (otlXg)

312

333 This thread is deader than the Top Headlines 5-13-2009 thread.

That was a random date.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (yfJ6g)

313 This thread is deader than everyone's interest in my question about whether I should blow $600 to go to the April 15 Tea Party in DC. Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:44 PM (M/+ha) Wire the money to me and I will make all the arangements for ya thru my nigerian travel agent

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (0GFWk)

314 This thread is deader than Abe Vigoda.......wait a minute.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 07:45 PM (jHy0o)

There's nothing to post on.  Nothing at all.  It's March.  You know how dead March is.  March is so dead, it's Madness trying to figure out what to post about.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (1fanL)

315
/takes metal cup back and forth across steel prison bars


Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 03:46 PM (m8h4o)

316 This thread is deader than Lynn Cheney's vajayjay.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 03:47 PM (I1/U/)

317 Hey FUBAR, is it true you are in West Seattle, or was PGiS making that up?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:47 PM (pUfK9)

318 This thread is deader than anyone's interest in arguing with Ace after comment 3,500 in the Banhammer thread.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 03:47 PM (yfJ6g)

319 340 CDR M, 'splody metal birds?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 07:44 PM (UOM4

Nope, regular birds.  I guess the South Korean ship fired warning shots at a target that they think turned out to be a flock of birds right before they blew up.  Perhaps the warning shots were seen as agression by the NORK's and they sent a torp up the SK ships wazoo.  Could be seen as a self defense move by the NORK's.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:47 PM (cvmTR)

320 This thread is deader than Poseidon, after I broke his neck.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (otlXg)

321 This thread is deader than a hobo in Ace's basement. 

Or maybe not.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (UOM48)

322 Hell shepdouche is on and I've got the washer churning, might as well stay here, btw my sketti was slap yo' mama good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (hTUEv)

323
Did you know I was the inspiration (or cause, if you will) of that infamous thread?

It's true.

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (m8h4o)

324 353 This thread is deader than Lynn Cheney's vajayjay.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (I1/U/)

You think it's dead?  We are talking Dick "fucking" Cheney here.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:48 PM (cvmTR)

325 ope, regular birds. I guess the South Korean ship fired warning shots at a target that they think turned out to be a flock of birds right before they blew up. Perhaps the warning shots were seen as agression by the NORK's and they sent a torp up the SK ships wazoo. Could be seen as a self defense move by the NORK's. Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (cvmTR) this is a Hitchock movie right?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 26, 2010 03:49 PM (0GFWk)

326 This thread is deader than a captain strung out on Red Bull and cigs.

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 03:49 PM (pUfK9)

327 My ribs were mouth watering delicious with a bit of broccoli and baked potato.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:49 PM (cvmTR)

328 I'm starting to think the ROK's sank their own ship.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 03:50 PM (hTUEv)

329

348 #315 You must have been so sad after seeing Hades' ravaged corpse. Hehehe.  The Olympians have always over-estimated themselves.

Yes, well, I still escaped, & with some minions of Hades.

/This thread is deader than me trying to make up a riposte right now.

Posted by: Former Consort of Hades, taking refuge with the Valar at March 26, 2010 03:50 PM (yfJ6g)

330 This thread is deader than Shep Smith would be if he got into a staring contest with Dick effin' Cheney.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:50 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 03:50 PM (6i9YF)

332 this is a Hitchock movie right?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 26, 2010 07:49 PM (0GFWk)

It does sound like a typical Hollywood remake of a classic if they were to do it.  Only thing missing is like a transformer or something.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:51 PM (cvmTR)

333

Ayad Allawi's mosque for 20 years is radical but.. he wasnt paying attention to the Iman, even when he was marrying him ... so it didnt matter.

When Mohammed the merchant asked him a simple question outside of his mud hut.... Ayad Allawi's  response was.. 'Spread the wealth around"

 

 

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 03:51 PM (7GgDy)

334 This thread is deader than DOCTOR Amy Effin' Bishop's brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 03:51 PM (UOM48)

335 Very strange 2/3 of population not Sunni and they win?  Saudi's paying off?

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2010 03:51 PM (2+9Yx)

336 This thread is deader than Pelosi's soul.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 03:52 PM (6i9YF)

337 I for one am extremely proud of the tea party, they have done great work or we wouldn't be in this position today, Hat Tip!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 03:52 PM (hTUEv)

338 I think this woman would give Kratos a run for the money.
http://2nx9.sl.pt

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:53 PM (cvmTR)

339
People I See Dead, this weekend

Dennis Hopper
Ed Asner
Carol Burnett
Another child-actor from the '80's
Betty Ford

Posted by: This is I See Dead Peoples at March 26, 2010 03:53 PM (m8h4o)

340 Bought another shotgun today "Stagecoach", if this keeps up I'm going to have to buy a another truck to haul this crap, I can fight a small army now!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 03:54 PM (hTUEv)

341 Very strange 2/3 of population not Sunni and they win? Saudi's paying off? Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2010 07:51 PM (2+9Yx) Hardly anyone in this country is a registered socialist but look who is sitting in the White House?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 26, 2010 03:55 PM (0GFWk)

342 377, those kids probably have more deliberative conversation than Congress did on the health care bill.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 03:55 PM (cvmTR)

343
Dave in Texas will post an Elite 8 thread in 5, 4, 3, ...

Posted by: This is I See Dead Peoples at March 26, 2010 03:55 PM (m8h4o)

344 This thread is deader than I.  A lot cooler too.

Posted by: Roasting Dead Ted at March 26, 2010 03:56 PM (ucq49)

345 Hey FUBAR, is it true you are in West Seattle, or was PGiS making that up?

Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (pUfK9)

Was.  I was in West Seattle.  West Side, baby.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 26, 2010 03:56 PM (1fanL)

346

You guys are still here? Had to scrap the dust off the screen to come in.

30 min weekend starts ( that's why I'm still here ) I can see Mckinley out of my office window and it's spectacular, might be a good weekend for a little road trip.

Posted by: Bosk at March 26, 2010 03:58 PM (pUO5u)

347

That was a random date.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:46 PM (yfJ6g)


That's what I said about last Saturday night!

Posted by: InCali at March 26, 2010 03:58 PM (u1OeY)

348
I'm not dead!

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 03:59 PM (m8h4o)

349
I feel fine.

I feel happy.

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 03:59 PM (m8h4o)

350 380+ and not much substance, what's up morons?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:00 PM (hTUEv)

351 It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 04:00 PM (pUO5u)

352 Bring out your dead.

Posted by: Thread Cart at March 26, 2010 04:00 PM (dQdrY)

354 375 I think this woman would give Kratos a run for the money.

Don't think so.  I'd just use the Head of Helios on her and she'd crumble in despair.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:00 PM (otlXg)

355

People I See Dead, this weekend

Dennis Hopper
Ed Asner
Carol Burnett
Another child-actor from the '80's
Betty Ford

 

Well, this thread is deader than all of them.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 04:00 PM (jHy0o)

356 Looks like a soul stealer to me.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (hTUEv)

357 #366  Yes, well, I still escaped, & with some minions of Hades.

That just made the world easier to cleanse by chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (otlXg)

358 This thread is deader than my chances on Oblather's 2012 ticket

Posted by: Joe "that's a big fucking deal" Biden at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (ucq49)

359

In closed talks, Netanyahu clarified that he has no intention of breaking up his rightwing coalition to form a more moderate centrist alliance, despite continuing pressure from the United States for a compromise over Israeli building in east Jerusalem.

“I do not need coalition partners to pressure me into continuing to build in Jerusalem,” he said. “I, myself, plan to continue building in Jerusalem as all previous prime ministers did before me.”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (yfJ6g)

360 I'm just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (pUO5u)

361 Don't think so.  I'd just use the Head of Helios on her and she'd crumble in despair.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:00 PM (otlXg)

I don't know.  I think you'd be distracted by the outfit long enough for that Katana to do some damage.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (cvmTR)

362
/holds gun to thread's head

Stand back or the thread gets it!

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:01 PM (m8h4o)

363

It's best that you remain humbled.  Now shut up and pay your taxes, like the dimmih servants you have become!!!

 

Barry akbar!!!!!

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at March 26, 2010 04:02 PM (svCik)

364
Do what he says...he means it!

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 04:02 PM (m8h4o)

365 394 Looks like a soul stealer to me.

Good, good, 'Nam!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:03 PM (otlXg)

366 Did the Stasi come and arrest Ace?

Posted by: Barbarian at March 26, 2010 04:03 PM (EL+OC)

367 And down goes Perses!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:04 PM (otlXg)

368 My Sarah was across the river in Beaumont, Texas and stopped all traffic downtown plus sold out and still people waiting, she's coming folks!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:05 PM (hTUEv)

369 #399  I don't know.  I think you'd be distracted by the outfit long enough for that Katana to do some damage.

It's just flesh and silk. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:05 PM (otlXg)

370 Is this f*ckin' thing on?

(tap, tap)

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 04:05 PM (554T5)

371
MST3K had a great episode with SOUL TAKER with Martin Sheeeen.

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:05 PM (m8h4o)

372 Is this f*ckin' thing on? (tap, tap) Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 08:05 PM (554T5) take it out of your ass moron, it's not a dildo!

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 26, 2010 04:06 PM (0GFWk)

373

407 #399  It's just flesh and silk. 

Is that what you say when watching '90s Skinemax pron?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:06 PM (yfJ6g)

374 Man, there is a HUGE storm brewing  tomorrow afternoon for the middle of the country.  Check this futurecast out.
http://2nxh.sl.pt

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2010 04:06 PM (cvmTR)

375

Do what he says...he means it!

 

Go ahead and shoot.  SHOOT!

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 04:07 PM (jHy0o)

376 As an aside I've said it before but Pandora Radio is the bomb, just type in your artist of choice and they play all the musak from that era.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:07 PM (hTUEv)

377
thread's deader than Gary Condit's last mistress

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:07 PM (m8h4o)

378 take it out of your ass moron, it's not a dildo!

Oh, yes it is!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 04:08 PM (554T5)

379

I seriously laughed out loud.

+10 internets cdr

Posted by: This Thread at March 26, 2010 04:08 PM (pUO5u)

380
speaking of shooting...

anyone watching the new series on FX called JUSTIFIED?

Not bad. Been a fan of Timothy Olyphant since DEADWOOD.

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:09 PM (m8h4o)

381 Off thread puppet!

Posted by: Bosk at March 26, 2010 04:09 PM (pUO5u)

382 Grunt, you're right.  Pandora is kind of passe, because it doesn't play EXACTLY what you ask it to... but it gives you access to things you may have never heard bafore that you will like, too.

Posted by: Truman North at March 26, 2010 04:09 PM (FjC5u)

383 “I, myself, plan to continue building in Jerusalem as all previous prime ministers did before me.”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 08:01 PM (yfJ6g)

Go BiBi.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 04:10 PM (dQdrY)

384 #412 Is that what you say when watching '90s Skinemax pron? Touche'. However, who needs Skinemax now when God of War 3 is here?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:11 PM (otlXg)

385

Ace just wants the website to live up to its new tagline:  The Detroit of Political Blogs.

Posted by: Cicero at March 26, 2010 04:11 PM (KrRnU)

386 421 Tu,

Plays everything I type in no problem, sounds good on my Bose system (had to throw that in).

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:12 PM (hTUEv)

387

O/T - Laura Ingraham is on fire doing the O'Reilly Factor this evening.  Besides she has a bigger dick than O'Butthead when confronting liberal wieners.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:12 PM (M5t+h)

388

422 If Maobama thought he was "helping things" by shunning & insulting BiBi, he was wrong. Seems he only strenghtened Israel's resolve.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:12 PM (yfJ6g)

389
/tumbleweeds

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:13 PM (m8h4o)

390 Truman sorry.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:13 PM (hTUEv)

391 This thread is deader than something at the cemetery.

Posted by: guy who can't make similes at March 26, 2010 04:14 PM (4Kl5M)

392

423 #412 Touche'. However, who needs Skinemax now when God of War 3 is here?

After you've beaten the game @ every level, what do you do next? Gears of War marathon until something new comes along?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:15 PM (yfJ6g)

393 Seems he only strenghtened Israel's resolve.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 08:12 PM (yfJ6g)

I am ashamed of my government. This is wrong.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 04:15 PM (dQdrY)

394 This thread is deader than Ted Kennedy and his Oldsmobile.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:15 PM (M5t+h)

395 This thread is Enfuego, where is that guy?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:16 PM (hTUEv)

396 This thread is deader than something you'd dig up in a cemetary.

Posted by: The Guy Who Plagiarizes The Ideas of A Guy Who Can't Make Similes at March 26, 2010 04:16 PM (KrRnU)

397 Lightning Bolt!

Posted by: guy who says 'Lightning bolt' at March 26, 2010 04:16 PM (4Kl5M)

398
/rubs hands together

my kinda place!

Posted by: This is Coffin at March 26, 2010 04:16 PM (m8h4o)

399 This thread's deader than Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 04:16 PM (I1/U/)

400

This thread is deader than Sheriff' Joe Biden's dick after drinking a few Nehi Grape Soda's at Katie's and trying to hump the waitress.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:18 PM (M5t+h)

401 Shit.

Posted by: Guy Who Says Shit at March 26, 2010 04:18 PM (6i9YF)

402 I'm a little late to the game guys. Anyone know who won in the Iraqi election?

Posted by: Bosk at March 26, 2010 04:18 PM (pUO5u)

403 This thread is deader than Obama's genitals when he sees Michelle in a teddy.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 26, 2010 04:18 PM (jHy0o)

404 This thread is deader than that evil monkey on Family Guy!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:19 PM (hTUEv)

405 This thread's deader than KSM.

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 26, 2010 04:19 PM (ucq49)

406 This thread is deader than Nancy Pelosi's facil muscles, but her dick remains strong.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:19 PM (M5t+h)

407

Jeff Goldblum isn't dead.  He's resting.

There, he moved!

Posted by: Guy Who Adapts Old Monty Python Bits Into Dead Threads at March 26, 2010 04:20 PM (KrRnU)

408 This thread is deader than hanoi john kerry's grape swilling hag of a wife.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:20 PM (hTUEv)

409 Let's give them all a big cheer! They rack, you rack, we all rack for I-raq!!!11!1

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 26, 2010 04:21 PM (S1Ttj)

410  

Posted by: Guy Who Says " " at March 26, 2010 04:21 PM (6i9YF)

411 This thread is deader and flater than the activist Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:21 PM (M5t+h)

412 Here's a way to get chicks to show their boobs.
http://2nxj.sl.pt

Posted by: Bird Napper at March 26, 2010 04:21 PM (cvmTR)

413 This thread is as soul-less as that evil "higher plane" bitch known as Athena.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:21 PM (otlXg)

414 This thread is deader than Henny Youngman's "Take My Wife" joke.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:22 PM (M5t+h)

415 This thread is deader than the Wicked Witch of the West, after Dorothy melted her.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:22 PM (yfJ6g)

416 This thread is deader than something you'd dig up in a cemetary.

It's cemetery, dummy.

/reverts to the last dead thread refuge of spelling Nazi.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 26, 2010 04:22 PM (7+pP9)

417 This thread is deader than Obama's genitals when he sees Michelle in a teddy.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic

Who is anal coholic?

Posted by: Guy Who Asks About Anal Coholic at March 26, 2010 04:22 PM (6i9YF)

418 This thread is deader than a chicken at a Dim Congressional staff meeting on a Fri nite.

Posted by: Ghost of Chickens Past at March 26, 2010 04:22 PM (ucq49)

419 #431  After you've beaten the game @ every level, what do you do next? Gears of War marathon until something new comes along?

*sighs*, it's God of War.  

But good question.  What do I do next?  Live, day by day.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:23 PM (otlXg)

420 Dumb ass Local Official of the Day
Clark County Commissioner Chris Giunchigliani

40% of Las Vegans want to leave. Official: "Because not enough parks"

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 26, 2010 04:23 PM (w8ddH)

421 This thread is deader than JD Hayworth's chances in Arizona.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:23 PM (M5t+h)

422

450 This thread is deader and flater than the activist Rachel Corrie.

St. Pancake

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:23 PM (yfJ6g)

423 NI!

Posted by: The Knights who say Ni at March 26, 2010 04:23 PM (pUO5u)

424 This thread is deader than osama bin waiting to be taken out.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:24 PM (hTUEv)

425 This thread is deader than my feelings for cancer-stricken women who gave me the best years of their life.

Posted by: John Edwards at March 26, 2010 04:24 PM (KrRnU)

426 It seems that all that was good (with this thread) has died, and is decaying...in me!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:24 PM (otlXg)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:24 PM (6i9YF)

428 This thread is deader than a bottle of Korean kimchi.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:24 PM (M5t+h)

429

465 It seems that all that was good (with this thread) has died, and is decaying...in me!

The world doesn't know what to do with hope.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (yfJ6g)

430 This thread is deader than Gaia's skewered heart.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (otlXg)

431 This thread makes zombies wish they never died.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (I1/U/)

432 This thread is deader than Anna Nicole Smith's itty bitty cooter.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (M5t+h)

433 This thread is deader than US if we don't vote this communist out!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (hTUEv)

434 This thread is deader than something you'd dig up in a seminary.

Posted by: Guy Who Steals A Stupid Joke And Still Manages To Totally Fuck It Up at March 26, 2010 04:25 PM (KrRnU)

435 Here that?  That's the sound of ice in my drink and Chet Baker in the background.
Ah....Friday.

Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 04:26 PM (QuP9W)

436 #468  The world doesn't know what to do with hope.

Athena just said that so she could rule everything by herself.  And I thought she was noble...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:26 PM (otlXg)

437

Ayad Allawi said he would lower the sea levels....

 

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 04:26 PM (7GgDy)

438 Boobs?  You mean flesh and fat sheaths? 

/Doesn't sound so alluring now, does it?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:27 PM (otlXg)

439 This thread is deader than Bart Stupak's character.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:27 PM (yfJ6g)

440 This thread is deader than a poll bounce after an Oblunder speech

Posted by: fuck 'em at March 26, 2010 04:28 PM (ucq49)

441 478 This thread is deader than Bart Stupak's character.

He had one, even once?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:28 PM (otlXg)

442 This thread is deader than Patches Kennedy's house seat.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:28 PM (M5t+h)

443

This thread is deader than hanoi john kerry's grape swilling hag of a wife.

 

Hey.  That's my wife you're talking about.  If anyone says anything about that ketchup-sucking bitch, it'll be me.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 26, 2010 04:28 PM (jHy0o)

444 This thread is as lame as Hermes after I cut his legs off.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:29 PM (otlXg)

445 I would make a threat against Bart but he already knows he's got a fork stuck in his ass!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:29 PM (hTUEv)

446 This thread is deader than Sheila Jackson Lee's brain, and that's saying alot.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:29 PM (M5t+h)

447 This thread is deader than my ability to identify an attractive woman.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at March 26, 2010 04:29 PM (KrRnU)

448

480 478 He had one, even once?

It seemed so, but perhaps you're right. How about an old one?

This thread is deader than Martha Coackley's political career.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:30 PM (yfJ6g)

449 This thread is deader than that black mouse Mickey.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:30 PM (M5t+h)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:31 PM (6i9YF)

451 Mini pretzels dipped in Nutella. Mmm. /doesn't have a "this thread is deader than..." comment

Posted by: AngelEm at March 26, 2010 04:31 PM (Aq93A)

452 488,

RACISISTTTTTT!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:31 PM (hTUEv)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:31 PM (6i9YF)

454 This thread is deader than Chris Matthew's "Hardbutt" show.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:31 PM (M5t+h)

455 Somebody wake up Ace!  This is a big fuckin' deal....

Swedish supergroup Abba may perform again nearly 30 years after they split, the former male members of the band hinted on Friday. The group, one of the most successful in history, has enjoyed continued fame since breaking up in 1982, thanks to tribute bands mimicking their satin outfits and easy-listening music and lyrics.

http://tinyurl.com/ykwmhs3

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (VuLos)

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (6i9YF)

457 Hey this SKYY Vodka is ok.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (hTUEv)

458 This thread isn't dead ... its just resting.

Posted by: That Pet Shopkeeper at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (7+pP9)

459 This thread is deader than David Frum's chances of ever again being taken seriously by the conservative movement.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (yfJ6g)

460 Chart of Obama's recent poll numbers.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 08:31 PM (6i9YF)

Heh.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 04:32 PM (dQdrY)

461 ABBA?  Huh?  Where???

Posted by: The Only Straight Guy on Earth Who Loves ABBA at March 26, 2010 04:33 PM (KrRnU)

462 This thread is deader than Joy Behar's taco and the last time it was used was late '81.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:33 PM (M5t+h)

463 This thread is deader than the hooker in my trunk

Posted by: Joe "The Sheriff" Biden at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (PWj+8)

464 Anyone put together a fund for Ace's bail money yet?

Posted by: brak at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (W5NBA)

465 This thread is deader than Ace on a Saturday morning (or any morning, for that matter).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (yfJ6g)

466 501,

And you know that how Brother?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (hTUEv)

467 This thread is deader than Bill Mays....but wait, there's more...

Posted by: Barbarian at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (EL+OC)

468 Sky never gives me a hangover.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (I1/U/)

469 458 #431  After you've beaten the game @ every level, what do you do next?

He beats himself.

Posted by: InCali at March 26, 2010 04:34 PM (u1OeY)

470 This thread is deader than my hair plugs

Posted by: Joe "The Sheriff" Biden at March 26, 2010 04:35 PM (PWj+8)

471 'Nam Grunt: ever have Ketel One. I bought a bottle today and it's not half bad. Better than this thread, anyway.

Plus, it is made in Holland, so its very existence is assuredly pissing some muslims off.

Posted by: That Pet Shopkeeper at March 26, 2010 04:35 PM (7+pP9)

472

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

Posted by: change of pace at March 26, 2010 04:35 PM (ucq49)

473 Here in Soviet Aceland thread kill you.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 26, 2010 04:35 PM (EL+OC)

474 MATT DA (ah, Fuck it, this thread is dead)

Posted by: Matt Damon at March 26, 2010 04:36 PM (PWj+8)

475 This thread is deader than Bernie Madoff's love life.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:36 PM (M5t+h)

476 This thread is as alive as democrats are courageous.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 04:36 PM (I1/U/)

477 This thread is merely pining for the fjords...

Posted by: That Pet Shopkeeper at March 26, 2010 04:36 PM (7+pP9)

478 514 This thread is deader than Bernie Madoff's love life.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 08:36 PM (M5t+h)

He be the wife, it ain't dead, bitches

Posted by: Madoff's Cell Mate at March 26, 2010 04:37 PM (PWj+8)

479 Sky never gives me a hangover.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 26, 2010 08:34 PM (I1/U/)

Me either.  Because I drink Grey Goose.

Posted by: Friend of Bill W. at March 26, 2010 04:37 PM (KrRnU)

480 #508  He beats himself.

Heh.  Not really.  But maybe I won't ever tire of this game.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:37 PM (otlXg)

481

This thread is deader than the eunuch Alan Colmes ball sack.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:38 PM (M5t+h)

482 5 hours and no new thread?  Monsters!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:38 PM (otlXg)

483 This thread is deader than Prince Charles' personality.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:39 PM (yfJ6g)

484

This'll liven-up the party:  Put the word "ladies" at the end of people's sentences.  F/x:

Skye never gives me a hangover, ladies.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:39 PM (6i9YF)

485 See how fun that is?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 04:39 PM (6i9YF)

486 Tick, tick, tick Â… and done.

After eight seasons, Fox’s “24” is coming to an end.

The groundbreaking action drama will air its final real-time episode in May, the victim of a confluence of circumstances: a swelling budget, declining ratings and creative fatigue.

--------

They should have done this after last season...IMO.


Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2010 04:39 PM (VuLos)

487

This thread is deader than Big Pussy Bonpensiero who sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Fish at March 26, 2010 04:40 PM (M5t+h)

488 522,

Wonder what race he's placing Camilla in, now that is a horse!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:40 PM (hTUEv)

489 523This'll liven-up the party:  Put the word "ladies" at the end of people's sentences.  F/x:

Let me try.*ahem*  Hades has fallen, ladies.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:40 PM (otlXg)

490

666?

Posted by: what now? at March 26, 2010 04:41 PM (ucq49)

491 524 See how fun that is?

No.  What's the point?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:41 PM (otlXg)

492 #529

Ah, a goal!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 04:41 PM (otlXg)

493 "Looks like this thread ... <sunglasses> has come undone."

YEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGG!

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 26, 2010 04:42 PM (w8ddH)

494 Did I ever tell you guys about the time I found Camilla's head in my bed?

Posted by: Jack Woltz at March 26, 2010 04:42 PM (KrRnU)

495 Kratos sometimes there is no point, ladies.

Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 04:42 PM (QuP9W)

496 This thread is as dead as Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Now I am the Master.

Posted by: Darth Vader at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (cvmTR)

497
Perple Avengie, you're our only hope!

Posted by: This is Coffin at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (m8h4o)

498

After eight seasons, Fox’s “24” is coming to an end.

The groundbreaking action drama will air its final real-time episode in May, the victim of a confluence of circumstances: a swelling budget, declining ratings and creative fatigue.

So in the final episode can they work in a foreign born Manchurian Candidate President trying to destroy the US? I know its far-fetched, but I'm trying to think our of the box here.

/sarc

Posted by: Josef K. at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (7+pP9)

499

This thread is deader than Jezebel after she got thrown out the window of the palace & stuff.

/I've got nothin'.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (yfJ6g)

500 534,

SOUL STEALERS!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (hTUEv)

501 Snort....

Some New York Times Co... staffers are boiling about their top executives' huge $12 million payouts in 2009. Chairman Arthur Sulzberger Jr.'s compensation more than doubled in 2009, to nearly $6 million. President and CEO Janet Robinson also boosted her earnings by 32%, to $6.3 million. During the same year, the New York newsroom lost 100 staffers to buyouts and layoffs, along with pay and benefit cuts at sister publications. "We watched our colleagues pack their boxes and he is making $6 million? It's a joke."

http://tinyurl.com/y9kz5gm

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (VuLos)

502 This thread is dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at March 26, 2010 04:43 PM (KrRnU)

503
whoa!

simulataneous Star Wars references

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:44 PM (m8h4o)

504 This thread is as dead as Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Now I am the Master.
Posted by: Darth Vader

You wish.

Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 04:44 PM (QuP9W)

505 I love Gabe!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:45 PM (yfJ6g)

506 Make it so.

Posted by: Guy Who Wanted To See Two Star Trek References In One Thread at March 26, 2010 04:45 PM (KrRnU)

507 This thread is as dead as Red Leader.

Posted by: Red Five at March 26, 2010 04:45 PM (cvmTR)

508 This thread is dead and so are you Amelican's. 

Posted by: Kim Jong iL at March 26, 2010 04:46 PM (M5t+h)

509
brb...

Posted by: This is ff at March 26, 2010 04:46 PM (m8h4o)

510 543 This thread is as dead as Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Now I am the Master.
Posted by: Darth Vader

You wish.

Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 08:44 PM (QuP9W)

Careful Irish lady.  The power of the tampon is insignificant compared to the size of my swartz.

Posted by: Red Five at March 26, 2010 04:46 PM (cvmTR)

511 Dead as Richard Gere's gerbal!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:46 PM (hTUEv)

512 Damn sock puppet!

Posted by: Darth Vader at March 26, 2010 04:47 PM (cvmTR)

513

All conservatives want to do is stand atop the stump and hurt me.

Posted by: Elsie the Cow at March 26, 2010 04:47 PM (M5t+h)

514 I just pulled the little foil thingy off a box-o-wine spigot and put some Glen Campbell on the Hi Fi. This evening is going to rock.

Posted by: Ronster at March 26, 2010 04:48 PM (Xu6d3)

515

Gabe has a great vid next thread.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 04:48 PM (yfJ6g)

516 Fresh thread up top

Posted by: Rescue 8 at March 26, 2010 04:49 PM (ucq49)

517 HEY! HEY! I had a cow once and she would follow me around the pasture batting those big browns at me, for sure stump broke material.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 04:50 PM (hTUEv)

518

Ayad Allawi's  birth certificate is sealed in Hawaii.

Posted by: Dip shit who thought Obama was going to pay her mortgage at March 26, 2010 05:03 PM (7GgDy)

519 108 to go

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 26, 2010 05:08 PM (ucq49)

520 If Maliki were an American Democrat, like Gregoire in Washington, or Al Franken in Minnesota, he would steal the election and throw the country into civil war, as Obama will try to do when his turn comes.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 26, 2010 05:18 PM (57sG0)

521 whats going on in here?

Posted by: Corey Haim at March 26, 2010 05:25 PM (BGJM2)

522

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