1
Sam Whittemore has chunks of Madison in his stools.

2 Madison, eh? Whooda thunk it?

3 Sounds more like Monty to me.

4

Visit Madison some time.  The LIBTARDS that inhabit Wisconsin's capital smell like chamber pots.

 

5 Gimme a beat Notoriously F.A.T., cuz I can rap that ...

6 That Kagan fella...he's going to work out for us? right? He'll turn out OK? right?

7
How weird is it that both John Adams & Thomas Jefferson, the 2nd & 3rd presidents, respectively, died on July 4th, 1826?

8 But, did Madison ever write about his father like this:

"Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine, and

Makes me smell his smell, coming"

9 Madison was a writer of dirty poems. Wonder why we never learned that in second grade History class.

10 I take it you missed the post office right before the entrance to Montpelier.

There is a "charming" exhibit of segragationalist era bathrooms the the po/train station.  Replete with a photo and message from the community agitator - who him self has zero connection to slavery, other than his hereditary moslem background which most certainly meant they were involve in the selling of slaves.

There is also a letter posted which suggests the ugliness of the era by some person suggesting there was no difference between the "white" rail cars and "black" rail cars as they all started out the same.  That is, new an clean.

One can only look at the inner city ghettos across our land and see the end result of the stewardship of what was given new and clean.

Nice, huh?

11 I think you need to mention that Madison is also a Virginian.

12 Gooble, gobble. Gooble, gobble.

13 What it lacks in barbecued hoboes, it makes up for in vulgar references.

As a student of moron, I resoundingly add my voice to those that would induct him into our fraternity of bacon, banality, and boobies.

Welcome, brother.

14 Sam Whittemore liked to finger Dolly Madison under the table when Jimmy got drunk and started spouting poetry.

15 Madison did coin the greeting, "What up, bitches!"

16 Our founding fathers were great men.  Not because they were "Great Men", but because they had a fucking clue.

That same greatness lies in all of us who are dedicated to Liberty.

They left us this and with it the responsibility to see it through.  Let's just get to work.

17

The last two lines were delivered falsetto.

... you had to be there I guess.

18 James Madison: Patriot, President, AoS MoronHe's that actor guy, right?

19 "Here's the poem:"

... and it's a bit long, and almost "epic" in nature.

Any chance Dave is trying to slip in some of Jack S.'s early work?

20 This is pure crap,

At least it's not a haiku.

21 "What up, bitches!"

Posted by: eman at July 04, 2010 04:36 PM (kFytp)

Hey, not as good as Bros before Hos sweetie.

22 Madison?  Never heard of him....

23

Madison wrote the "Man from Nantucket" too.

And he was Sir Mixalot's Uncle.   Baby's got back.

 

24

Eman, is that how he greeted the British Army when they showed up at the White House in 1814

"What up, beetchez?"

25

Sorry Charlie, I fucked up that quote.  It's all yours baby.  Bad sock puppet, bad

What's the frequency?

26 The Constitution is OK, but I really think that we need to include a right to party like it's 1999.

27

Madison is the one who started the whole Aristocrats thing.


True Story.

28


Rumor has it he was also quite fond of saying tits or gtfo whenever a woman walked into a tavern.

29 Madison's one great failure is he could never get Washington to say "fo shizzle" without the old fuck's teeth popping out.

30
Madison's one great failure is he could never get Washington to say "fo shizzle" without the old fuck's teeth popping out.

Posted by: eman at July 04, 2010 05:04 PM (kFytp)

You owe me a free monitor cleaning.

31

Hey Dolly, you should wrap those in cellophane and offer them up for sale at Ye Olde 7 - 11.  Let's call them Zingers.

32


The real reason why Revere put those three lanterns up was just so the British ships would be sure to see Madison mooning them and grabbing his nuts from the window.

33 And that's why the Founding Fathers were bad ass.

34 "BITCH set me up"!

35

The whole pouring out a 40 oz. ounce for a dead homie was started by Madison after Crispus Attucks was gunned down by the Red Coats in Boston.

36 Btw, Happy Independence Day, morons!

37 of course we should always remember that founding fathers didn't like each other

OT: No Allah for a week at HA, Horray for that

38 i'm surprised Glenn Beck hasn't posted any sort of happy independence day tweet, the guy is so obsessed w/ the founding of the country you'd think he'd protect his gimmick

39

God damnit, why am I so goddamned angry today? 

And no, it has nothing to do with the poem or James Madison in general.

40 Madison coined the phrase "Tory, please."

41

OT: No Allah for a week at HA, Horray for that

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 04, 2010 05:20 PM (38UQ3)

Damn, where else will I get my Atheist snark? Is he helping out at DU or LGF?

42
Poetry? 

There once was a man from Nantucket...

43 "I aim to misbehave"

44

_{dammit, gus}

45

Rumor has it, Madison once put a few termites into case Washington kept his wooden teeth in.

They were always goofing on each other like that.

46
"Well they shoulda armed themselves!"

47

You want to see some shows of patriotism? Scroll down just a little on the site and click on the thumbnails.

http://tinyurl.com/ya3uxhn

48 Rumor has it he was also quite fond of saying tits or gtfo whenever a woman walked into a tavern.

Posted by: Blazer at July 04, 2010 05:02 PM (t72+4)

Aside from helping to found the country, he also founded a print-version of 4-chan.

49 PM Netanyahu sends Independence Day greetings (youtube vid)

50 Madison was the first to have ever put a koran down the privy.

51 God damnit, why am I so goddamned angry today? 

Maybe this?

52
Rumor has it that ace drew his inspiration for his story about Dick Cheney from one of Madison's memoirs.


Night of Ye Olde Sodomizing Cougar Man

53

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 04, 2010 05:23 PM (oIp16)

he's getting a week off and guest bloggers will come on for that week and actually make HA good for a little bit before we get stuck with Allah again, the HA commenters are falling over themselves trying to wish him a good week off

Go read Small Dead Animals.  Christoph trolls the comments there.

that's where he went to, still making every comment into a God VS Atheism thing?

54 Hickory Dickory Dock
My nuts fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest
on some hookers chest
and paddled her face with my cock

55

Go read Small Dead Animals.  Christoph trolls the comments there.

he must be devastated about Hitchens

56
"I swear by my pretty little bonnet, I will end you."

57 Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
eating a pizza pie
he shit pepperoni
and blew his friend Tony
and wiped his mouth on his tie

58
Little Boy Blue...

He needed the money!!!

59 Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
a light bulb was shoved up her ass
it woke up the spider
who lived deep inside her
he said "Hey! free electric and gas!"

60
Good catch. That right there is one of the reasons why I love our Jewish brothers and sisters.




Good catch. That right there is one of the reasons why I love our Jewish brothers and sisters. A shining beacon of freedom and Democracy in the ass backwards Middle Eastern desert.

61 I can only think of 1 person I despise more than John Adams; Alexander Hamilton. Screw that limey bastard.

62 Jack and Jill
went up the hill
and Jack would try to hump her
Jill said no
so Jack said "So!
I'll ram it in your dumper"

63


I'm gonna get you and your lil' bitch queen too.

64 Remember Roddy Piper saying "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." in They Live?

He ripped that off Madison, who once told several political rivals that "I have come here to gnaw on hardtack and kick ass...and thank God I'm all out of hardtack!"

65 who's your least fav. founding father? I know Beck wouldn't dare touch that question and do actual research on that, but who is your least fav.?

I'd have to say it's a tie b/w Adams & Paine

66 Jefferson never forgave Madison for "Gingers have no souls!"

67

James Madison invented the euphemism "squeak hole".

Really!

68

69
He ripped that off Madison, who once told several political rivals that "I have come here to gnaw on hardtack and kick ass...and thank God I'm all out of hardtack!"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 04, 2010 05:35 PM (9hSKh)

Not only that but after Franklin said:

"Gentleman, we must all hang together or surely we shall hang separately" rumor has it, he shouted out :

"Hey Benji ! I got sumptin' right here you can swing from ! "

70 Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are
shine upon the parking lot
as I eat my girlfriend's twat

71 btw Madison is prob my fav Founding Father

72 Madison invented "No baby! Keep the tri-corner on!"

73 You're a madman James Dice Clay Madison!! 

74
“You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.”

75 Those guys were whiskey icing each other all the time.

I hear Hamilton got Washington before the farewell address.

Good times...good times.

76 I read Saul Alinsky and wanted the same to play my own part in the community organizing game.

77
“Hell, IÂ’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think heÂ’s gonna start a fair fight.  Or if he bothers me.  Or if thereÂ’s a woman,  Or if IÂ’m gettin paid; mostly only when IÂ’m gettin' paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?”

78
If I remember my reading of Greek Mythology for Dummies, Urania is the muse of astronomy, and Clio the muse of history. I'm sure Madison had some deep, subtle allegory in mind ... not.

79 Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Whacked off in the movie theater
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

80
After D.C. was burned down by the British in 1812 rumor has it Madison said:



"I say we take off and cannonball the entire site from a tree top. It's the only way to be sure."


True Story.

81 Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack

82 Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut

83
If I remember my reading of Greek Mythology for Dummies, Urania is the muse of astronomy, and Clio the muse of history.

No, no, no; it's next to Perineum and Vaginia.

84 "Somebody crack a window.  Jefferson's been eating beans again."

85 Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore,
And I ain't your pop

86 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed

87 Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick

88 "If it bleeds, we can kill it..."

89
“Time for some thrilling heroics!”

90 Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice

91 Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block

92
Rumor has it King George sent a letter to Madison during the Revolution that stated:


"Do you just expect me to talk about giving up my colonies ?"

He sent a letter back saying:

"No Mr. King, I expect you to die."

93
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? "

94 James Dice Clay Madison, are you currently touring?  Where can I get tickets?

95

I don’t care if you’re a candlemaker, a pamphleteer, a lawyer or a theater owner like last night – you understand? I have a new philosophy. I don’t care if it’s Jesus Christ. I’m the only important one on that stage. If you don’t do it my way, then it’s the highway. Things go the way they’re supposed to, properly with integrity, or no one is fucking dispensable and you all fucking can go.

IÂ’m the only important one in that Constitutional Convention. You understand that? ItÂ’s just the kick that IÂ’m on, the mood that IÂ’m on. I donÂ’t care if the general is in that hall, I donÂ’t care if itÂ’s G. D. Washington!

Is that fair enough? IÂ’m warning you. Is that good enough, for all of you? IÂ’m on that kind of an integrity kick. If you really donÂ’t care step forward. YouÂ’ll finish up the rest of the war and then youÂ’re gone.

Now we’re all important in the totality. You don’t care like I care, I don’t need you guys to take my money. Just like that guy last night, that fucked up my crew and we’re short labor – I lost out 20 or 30 fuckin’ thousand dollars because my crew got fucked. D’ya understand? You understand where I’m coming from with integrity?

You guys better have the same thing. Because youÂ’re all replaceable. DÂ’you all like your jobs? DÂ’you want your jobs? Do you?

Now you better protect this, so that happens again, he does not have that job again. You understand? You better make it right.

If you donÂ’t do the job, youÂ’re gone. And that goes for everybody. And thatÂ’s Just. The fucking. Way. It is!!

Because you got it too good!! And as long as you got it good, you gotta make it good. Get it fuckinÂ’ right. ThatÂ’s just the way it is around here.

DÂ’you hear me? DÂ’you understand that?

DonÂ’t make a fuckinÂ’ maniac out of me!!

Where's Tom?

96 Posted by: James Madison with a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range at July 04, 2010 05:49 PM (oIp16)

Hey, just what you see, pal!

97 "I ain't got time to bleed"!

98 So Madison drank heavily then?

99
"Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!"

100 All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!

101
Hey, just what you see, pal!

Posted by: James Madison's Local Musket Dealer at July 04, 2010 05:55 PM (uw9GN)

Fuck you ye olde arsehole !

102
_doh!

103 You're sperminated, fucker!

104

This is an excerpt of an after action report submitted to Robert Jenkinson, 2nd Earl of Liverpool after rumors of increased guerrilla activity by James Madison in Eastern New York State...

"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like ... like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. 'El Diablo cazador de hombres.' Only in the hottest years, this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. 'El cazador trofeo de los hombres' means the demon, who makes trophies of men."

True story!

105
Dick Cheney does not fear James Madison, but he respects him.

106
Rumor has it that in 1776 Madison strutted into a Boston tavern full of Red Coats and British loyalists and shouted out:

"You know, one of the best things about the New World is we can finally leave behind bad British teeth thanks to the American invention of toothpaste."

Needless to say, the joke fell flat.

107 Looking back, we had, in the person of Teddy Roosevelt, the finest President in the history of this country. He had the spirit and determination that matched the times and the land. Then the women got the vote, and everything went to hell. While our boys was overseas fighting the Kaiser, the women got Prohibition put in. Drinking and gambling and whoring were declared unlawful. All those things which come natural to men became crimes.

108 Ol' Jimmy Mad'sn was a son of a bitch
Tied his horse at the whore house hitch
Lined a hundred dollies, up against the wall
Swore to the heavens he'd fuck 'em all
Fucked ninety-eight and his balls turned blue
Backed off, jacked off. Fucked the other two
When Jimmy died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and fucked him well
Two little demons who saw it all said
Send him to St Peter 'fore he fucks us all

109

Skin that smokewagon!

110 Madison once bet Franklin that he could shotgun a mug of ale.  He did it, but Ben never paid up.  It led some some really awkward times around the old Declaration of Independence.

111

James Madison was responsible for at least 7 drive by horse & buggy shootings on British soldiers.


True Story.

112 How Democrats plan to celebrate the Fourth of July:

9 a.m. - Burning of the American Flag (Obama, Pelosi presiding)
10 a.m. - Bill Ayers invited to urinate on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
11 a.m. - Elena Kagan defecates on Constitution
12 noon - Select readings from the Communist Manifesto
1-4 p.m. - Hugo Chavez 3-hour harangue on "the TRUE meaning of social democracy."
5 p.m. - Moment of silence. All hail Marx and Lenin.
5:15-7 p.m. - Remarks by Robert Mugabe, followed by traditional Zimbabwean barbecue.
7-9 p.m. - Two Hours Hate (unhinged hatred, incitements to violence against prominent conservatives encouraged)
9-11 p.m. - Barack Obama will lead an enraged, subliterate socialist mob on a home invasion robbery spree in one of Washington's nicer neighborhoods (Bring the kids! It's an all-you-can-carry affair!)
11-12 - New Black Panther Party, various Justice Dept. officials to beat elderly McCain voters with billy clubs, iron rods, celebrate the end of American freedom
12 midnight - Closing ceremony

113 "You'd best hope George W. doesn't find out you've been sticking your plug in his old lady's receptacle, Master Electrickal Genius. Dude has homies wid' guns. And sheee-it...I like MILFs as much as the next man, but DAMN. That beyotch is seventy-motherfucking-five if she's a day. " -- Madison to Ben Franklin

114
Remember when James Madison challenged Aaron Burr to a duel and shot Burr in the ballbag?

115
Gentlemen, it's time to leave this sausage party and go burn tasty animals over open flames.  And probably consume a few tasty beverages. 

I bid you adieu.

116 Well you boys gonna pull those pistols, or whistle dixie?

117 Rumor has it after Franklin's kite experiment, Madison was overheard saying to Ben:



"Next time you wanna get shocked Benji, come on by and see what me and the wife do with our new glass coffee table."

118

oh do shuttup..

 

it's a very well wrought pome...very well fashioned indeed...

 

and if i'm not mistaken it's influenced by Swift's pome about Celia...which is exceedingly cloacal..

 

 

anyway you Yanks(esp. your armed services)...happy Independence Day to you...the world(well, me at least)is cognizant and grateful for all you've done and continue to do to keep mankind progressing...and saving us from our own folly for the last 100 years.

 

God Bless America.

119 I'm your huckleberry...

120 My name's Gunnery Sergeant Madison and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together.

121 Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

122 That liberal July 4 timetable is a lie:

9 a.m. - Burning of the American Flag (Obama, Pelosi presiding)

Yeah.  9am.  Right.

123 In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

124 105 "I ain't got time to bleed"!

Posted by: Stuff Alexander Hamilton said vol. 1 at July 04, 2010 05:57 PM (yQWNf)

Yes, you do, rear echelon mother f----r!

125 Oh my God! That poem! It's so vivid and beautiful! Oh may God! What does it mean? Oh my God!

126

You know the song BIG BALLS by ACDC.    It was about James Madison.

 

Dick Cheney has patterned his life around Madison.

127 I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

128

James Madison could kick Chuck Norris's ass, and then bang Kagan just for snoring too loud.

 

129

James Madison could kick Chuck Norris's ass, and then bang Kagan just for snoring too loud.

GOLD!

130
James Madison could kick Chuck Norris's ass, and then bang Kagan just for snoring too loud.





Nonsense, I wouldn't fuck across the cobble stoned square from her

131 Madison liked to sneak up behind Sally Hemings, grab her puppies and whisper, "Guess who".

132 Then the women got the vote, and everything went to hell. While our boys was overseas fighting the Kaiser, the women got Prohibition put in. Drinking and gambling and whoring were declared unlawful. All those things which come natural to men became crimes.

Posted by: Tector Crites Madison at July 04, 2010 06:12 PM (6taRI)

+1

And the saga of woe continues to this very day.  But then, July 4th is the greatest national holiday in the history of man kind - a good day to think about how good we still have it (at least for now).   

133 Sally Hemings, that lying SLUT!

134 Also by Madison:

Great Allen founder of the crew
If right I guess must keep a stew
The lecherous rascal there will find
A place just suited to his mind
May whore and pimp and drink and swear
Nor more the garb of Christians wear
And free Nassau from such a pest
A dunce a fool an ass at best.


Note to Black people: You didn't invent The Dozen's either....

135
Hello, Dolly, well, hello, Dolly.
It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
You're looking swell, Dolly,
we can tell, Dolly,
you're still glowin', you're still crowin',
you're still goin' strong.
We feel the room swayin
for the band's playin
one of your old fav-rite songs from way back when.
So, take her wrap, fellas,
find her an empty lap, fellas.
Dolly'll never go away again.

136

James Madison was the first Presient to get caught with an intern.   He loved Dolley Madison's Zingers, but Little Debbies cupcakes were his favorite.

Debbie always wore a blue dress.  Or is that blew dress.

 

137

What is that cupcake filling made of??

138


Well hello Dolly, I said hello Dolly, its so great to have you back where you belong !

Swingin' from my junk !

139

Shortly after the Declaration of Independence was signed, pandemonium and uproar ensued and Madison was overheard saying:

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! "



True Story.

140 What is best in life? To crush the British.  To see them driven befoe-ah you. To hee-uh de lemon-tations of 'dey women

141 Neither a fortress nor a virgin can hold out for long, once they begin to negotiate. That quote's true, by the way.

142 ABC and CNN reporting that JFK, new york terminal one is being evacuated due to a bomb scare.

143

That sh#t is between you, me and Mr. "soon to be living the rest of his short assed life in agonizing pain" redcoat rapist here.

You hear me lobster boy, I ain't thru wi' chu by a damn sight!  We gonna get colonial on your ass 

144

After the Declaration of Independence was signed the following event unfolded:

Franklin: Everything was fine with our system until the freedom grid was shut off by dickless here. 

Benedict Arnold: They caused an explosion!

King George Is this true?

James Madison: Yes it's true kingy wingy, this man has no dick..

145

Here's the latest from CBS' White House reporter. I'm happy to hear this.

http://tinyurl.com/2fkkbyn

146 And long may ye Sons of Anacreon entwine
The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine.

[From "To Anacreon in Heaven," the English Drinking song the tune of which was borrowed for the "Star Spangled Banner."]

How weird is this:  Not only did Thomas Jefferson and John Adams die on July 4, 1826, but American composer Stephen Foster was BORN on July 4, 1826!

147 Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

148 terminal One, JFK

149

Often unreported and true is the fact that Madison right before he put pen to paper and signed the Declaration of Independence shouted out:



You want my cock in your ass King George ? You can't handle my cock in your ass !

150 I find your lack of faith disturbing.....

151

Just for the hell of it, allow me to brag on my Uncle Mike.

Uncle Mike got drafted and served 18 months in Vietnam in the 101st Airborne. I think it was 1970. Mom told me that he served an extra six months so he wouldn't have to be in the Reserves.

During that stint, he was stationed on the Ashaw Valley. His job was to measure newly exploded artillery craters using some sort of geometry to pinpoint where incoming shells were fired from.

Uncle Mike is a pretty quiet guy and he's built like a brick shit house. Dude has guns the size of my thigh and I'm a big guy.

He doesn't talk about his experience at all and seems embarrassed when anybody mentions his service.

This day is for Uncle Mike.

 

152

Look, what is it you colonials require of us?

Well, what we uh, "require" is that you get your goddam asses up in them woods.  NOW boy

153 who's your least fav. founding father? I know Beck wouldn't dare touch that question and do actual research on that, but who is your least fav.?

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 04, 2010 05:36 PM (38UQ3)

Jefferson.  Without a doubt.

154


James Madison in....


Knight Horse & Buggy Rider

155 30 The Constitution is OK, but I really think that we need to include a right to party like it's 1999 1929. 

Fixed. 

156 Please thank your Uncle Mike for me, ErikW

157 GET TO DA BUGGEH!!!!!!!

158

Is there a Mr. Strumpet, Molasses Tits?

159

Posted by: MissTammy at July 04, 2010 07:55 PM (G0eZh)

I will and thanks MissTammy.

160 To Samuel Adams, the greatest practitioner of revolutionary tradecraft.

161
Madison once said:

"How do you hide money from a British loyalist? Put it under the toothpastre !"

True Story.

162 George III, I quaffed your milk frappe.

163 It's Virginia, we started the nation. 

That includes starting the parties, the flame wars, the Presidents, the constitution, the bill of rights, etc.

Yankees, you can thank us today, and everyday. 

You have your rights because WHITE (dare I mention slave owning)Virginians protected them. 

Oh, I guess I shouldn't mention their race, since I am sure some slave ghost wrote most of the constitution.

Yeah, that's it.

Don't get me started, Happy 4th!

164
O/T

If you have high blood pressure, or prone to fits of rage, please do not read this progressive screed.

165

"How do you hide money from a British loyalist? Put it under the toothpastre !"

Is the House of Windsor still not accepting second cousins?

166 If you have high blood pressure, or prone to fits of rage, please do not read this progressive screed.

Good lord! That sis one dumb commie SOB.

167

Patriotism gulls people into believing their leaders. It masks those who benefit most from state policy.

Liberals must be the most patriotic motherfuckers on the planet. Perhaps these words do not mean what the author thinks they do?

168 #178

Pray tell why the fuck are you reading that shit? 

Better yet why are you admitting to it by posting that crap?

The shame.  Think before you post.  We don't need that stain at the AoSHQ on the 4th.

May God forgive you and not take your valu rite away, and may all your hobo's be crippled and easy  kills.

169
I would take great pleasure in setting Matthew Rothschild on fire with a faux copy of the Constitution.

170
Pray tell why the fuck are you reading that shit? 

Posted by: Kemp at July 04, 2010 08:12 PM (2+9Yx)

"Know they self, know thy enemy.  A thousand battles, a thousand victories."

171

WeÂ’ve got to get over patriotism, and weÂ’ve got to cure the American superiority complex.

Sounds an awful lot like Obama on any given day. Anyone still have doubts that Obama is an enemy of our American way of life?

172 Kinda hard to solve a made up problem.  NO, we don't use resources because it's a God given right, we use 'em because we need them you twit.

Posted by: CDR M at July 04, 2010 08:14 PM (5I8G0)

It's hard to produce 27% of the worlds GDP if we don't use at least 25% of the energy. It's just science.

173 After reading part of that dumb SOB I guess it is time for me to go.

Good Night all.

174 "American patriotism has also gotten in the way of solving global warming. Many in the United States, which consumes 25 percent of the worldÂ’s resources but has just 4 percent of the worldÂ’s population, believe we have the God-given right to use up all the resources we can." -Matthew Rothschild Typical gibberish from the Left. I wonder if he likes his iPod, clean clothes, potable water, fresh food, electric lights, warm, dry bed and on and on. America does not consume resources; America transforms resources into things we can use. The deluded, home-hating, child-mind at work.

175

Morons you can rest easy now. Mark Knoller just reported that OilBama is safely back at the white house after playing golf at Andrews Airforce Base.

176

Patriotism is not something to play with. ItÂ’s highly toxic. When ingested, it corrodes the rational faculties.

It gulls people into believing their leaders.

Like our Fearless Reader, the author quit developing its worldview as a sophomore.  Unlike Barack I, it did it in high school instead of college.

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O/T

If you have high blood pressure, or prone to fits of rage, please do not read this progressive screed.

Posted by: Fish at July 04, 2010 08:07 PM (v1gw3)

Awesome find! Matthew Rothchild is a rare jewel in the constellation of crazy.

Why is it that atheists of Jewish decent/heritage are so heavily over-represented in the American hating branch of the left? Can some of out Jewish morons put to me some theories on why that demographic went so terribly wrong, and almost uniformly so?

And no, I'm NOT including all Jewish people in that group...

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Morons you can rest easy now. Mark Knoller just reported that OilBama is safely back at the white house after playing golf at Andrews Airforce Base.

Small wonder that Obama's itinerary was mostly blank today.

FORE!

179 Morons you can rest easy now. Mark Knoller just reported that OilBama is safely back at the white house after playing golf at Andrews Airforce Base. Posted by: robtr President Ebola left golf balls all over the runways again, didn't he.

180 You all probably know this, but you can get Ted Nugent's MP3 live album from Amazon for 76 cents, today only from what I understand (being July 4th I'm guessing).  30 tracks all together.

(I am not Ted Nugent and make no money from this.  Just thought you'd like to know.)

181 President Ebola left golf balls all over the runways again, didn't he.

Posted by: eman at July 04, 2010 08:26 PM (kFytp)

Really, you would think that dumbass would play at a golfcourse.

182 Sock off

183 The deluded, home-hating, child-mind at work.

Posted by: eman at July 04, 2010 08:22 PM (kFytp)

Indeed, and nothing is finer than to see people like that destroyed.  But there is an upside to squealing rants of that kind.  Imagine the continual daily angst that stupid little POS must endure - his mind is full of bogey men!  The sky is falling for that puke bastard every day.  He's like - "Wahhhh - all the poor little brown fellers are continually oppressed!  All the innocent muzzies are killed off for no reason!  The globe is warming and I'm going to boil to death in my own juices!  Invisible corporate powers run everything, except when it's invisible right wing zealots running everything!"  I laugh to think about his mental anguish and despair.  Even his half-black messiah has failed him.  SUCK IT LIBTARD!  Happy 4th of July!  Glory to the greatest country on earth, in all time until now, and for all time until the end of the age!

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If you have high blood pressure, or prone to fits of rage, please do not read this progressive screed.

Posted by: Fish at July 04, 2010 08:07 PM (v1gw3)

Awesome find! Matthew Rothchild is a rare jewel in the constellation of crazy.

I see no reason to up my punching hippies in the fucking face quotient from where it already stands today although I'm quite certain that video will make me want to increase it upon viewing.

185 Has anyone else noticed that the half white part of Obama thinks he's in a country club and has to play golf every weekend.

Maybe his daddy caddied in Kenya every weekend and he's use to being on the course to pick up shagged balls?

Yeah that's it. 

186 Muh boyz! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArFAapn9yeQ

187

Why is it that atheists of Jewish decent/heritage are so heavily over-represented in the American hating branch of the left? Can some of out Jewish morons put to me some theories on why that demographic went so terribly wrong, and almost uniformly so?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at July 04, 2010 08:25 PM (oIp16)

Most self-hate among Westerners (i.e. the modern left) is due to the fact that Judeo-Christian civilization is an individualistic one.  Our essential structure is Individualism/Guilt/Atonement.  When that goes wrong, people lose control of their guilt response and become rabid self-haters.  Judaism uses guilt as the controlling mechanism in a much higher percentage than Christians of most types, so you always get a slightly higher percentage of self-hating Jews.

Our enemies don't suffer from this malady, since they have tribal cutlures, which are structured as Tribalism/Shame/Revenge.  When their shame mechanism goes awry, it doesn't generate suicidal self-haters (as guilt produces) but homicidal maniacs who are willing to burn down everyone and everything just outside of their tribes/groups - as that is the shame reaction run amok.

We accept this cost of generating self-haters with guilt, since the other advantages of a guilt-based individualistic culture are so much greater and more powerful - as has been proven through history.

188 RE the Progressive article by Matthew Rothschild

Again, all the good points have already been said, but let me add this.

"WeÂ’ve got to get over patriotism, and weÂ’ve got to cure the American superiority complex."

Like his last name implies, Matthew is a child at heart.  The crux of his problem with America is in this sentence - America is just too damn powerful for him.  And as with most children and adults with a child's view of the world, they think it's not fair that some people have more and others less.  People like him and Barrack Obama want to knock the US down to the ground in the name of liberal "fairness" and "justice" despite how we generate a good portion of the world's wealth and productivity. 

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Why is it that atheists of Jewish decent/heritage are so heavily over-represented in the American hating branch of the left?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at July 04, 2010 08:25 PM (oIp16)

Well, Tom, I'm not one of the chosen people, but I have a theory.  Atheist Jews are no longer able to identify themselves as a faith - but they know they're different from garden variety white folk.  Thus, they see themselves as that special type of creature known as a " racial minority."  In addition, Jews in general are very successful in spite of their "minority" status, which puts them into what I call the uppity-middle-class.  The minority status, and embarrassment over their own success/wealth that is common to the U.M.C, combine to push them into identifying with Leftist ideology.  They get to enjoy that sweet self-righteousness that comes from being a minority, and get to make themselves feel better about their success (which often puzzles them because they didn't have to work hard for it and is often owing to connections more than skill) by fretting about the "under-priveleged" and working to use other people's money to relieve the suffering of those unfortunates.

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"Urania threw a chamber pot, which underneath her bed she brought"

Does this imply that people back then actually slept on top of their own shit?  What about it, Prominent Historian Dude?

 

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Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 04, 2010 08:35 PM (Qp4DT)

Thank you!

192 Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 04, 2010 08:37 PM (r/5/5)

It's true but it had a lid so the stank was contained. The chamber maid emptied it in the morning when she brought the water and basin to wash their hands and face in. Their bodies? Eh, not so much washing there which is probably why the chamber pot didn't really bother them. History is pretty stinky.

193 As an add-on, liberals never consider any rational analysis as for why some countries do poorly and others well.   Any wealthy country is considered to have wrongfully obtained their riches at the expense of a poorer country right off the bat.  

This zero-sum thinking is also in the realm of children.

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We accept this cost of generating self-haters with guilt, since the other advantages of a guilt-based individualistic culture are so much greater and more powerful - as has been proven through history.

No wonder you guys annoy the hell out of us Christians.

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And thank you too Reactionary, and Kratos.

This is one of those observations (of mine) that has always baffled me and is difficult to bring up due to our postmodern sense of conditioning.

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Heh, Matthew Rothchild seems to beleive someone gives a shit what he does with his time off today. I don't, I really just havn't made any plans in my life depending on what the fuck some commie does in his spare time. We know they exist and they only exist because we let them.

If all the people that think today is just a pretty special day like I do decided it was time to for Matthew and his friends to find a new place to live then they would be packing. Collectively we just really don't give a shit because Matthew and those like him are weak little shits that really aren't worth the time it would take to get rid of them.

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 People like him and Barrack Obama want to knock the US down to the ground in the name of liberal "fairness" and "justice" despite how we generate a good portion of the world's wealth and productivity. 

While living in the inner city, I found it amazingly ironic and dumbfounding that the people who provide everything for inner city residents are demonized and hated by them. They truly believe that if the rich crackers were all killed, somehow they would have a better existence.

Free food, health care, daycare, childcare, money, rent, utilities, schooling for children, college aid, legal advice, jailing, etc. They take with no appreciation, and they hate with no self-awareness.

The inner cities will be on fire before this is all over. If welfare is ever cut (or disappears entirely), pull up a chair. It's gonna be a great show.

Whether we like to admit it or not, a great percentage of our population has this existence.  Rothschild wants to give them even more advantage and preference, as long as it doesn't affect him in any way.

198 Rumor also has it that Madison burst into a Boston pub full of Red Coats and British Loyalists and exclaimed very loudly;


"What the the hell are you Brit -Fags doing sitting around sucking on limes ! You should be sucking my dick  instead !"



True Story.

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This zero-sum thinking is also in the realm of children.

Wait, race is a clarifier! Ever notice the Nubians were always considered warriors and conquerors while Europeans were considered cracker imperialist colonial oppressor land raper motherfuckers?

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No wonder you guys annoy the hell out of us Christians.

Posted by: ErikW at July 04, 2010 08:43 PM (QNIve)

Catholics took the guilt mechanism and ran with it, generating the physical process of the confessional!  I think this is why there are a lot of common trends among leftist Jews and leftist Catholics, particularly.

Anyway, I have always seen the guilt mechanism in the West as the key difference and the key reason why western leftists couldn't understand our enemy, even if they wanted to - which they don't.  They leave religion, but they keep the core parts - the guilt mechanism and the golden rule - and just use them (incorrectly) for everything.  They use a guilt analysis on tribal people and they try to use Western empathy to judge a foreign culture that views most of life in vastly different ways than Westerners could even think of, let alone be able to empathize with.

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While living in the inner city, I found it amazingly ironic and dumbfounding that the people who provide everything for inner city residents are demonized and hated by them. They truly believe that if the rich crackers were all killed, somehow they would have a better existence.

Mugabe tried that, but somehow didn't enjoy the forecasted economic benefits from his "agricultural reforms".

All funning aside, that's just the product of a people that have been lied too all their lives. In a way, it's almost like the North Koreans that believe that all Americans eat babies and that it is only Kim Jung Il that is keeping them safe. The big difference is that the North Koreans have no other sources of information to look to as the inner cities have just as much information as the rest of us. That willful self-delusion is ultimately the more intractable and dangerous of the two.

202

Hey oil covered carp FISH-FACE.

 

In the words of James Madsion.

 

FUCK YOURSELF.

 

203 Roger Sherman made Madison look like a piker

( he was  the only man to sign the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, and the Constitution )

204 This zero-sum thinking is also in the realm of children.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 04, 2010 08:40 PM (9hSKh)

That's why I call the left "staticists".  The left sees a static world that never really changes - which is why they are so quick to see the use of centralizing all authority.  If all you have to do is decide how many paper clips Desk #23115b gets this week, why not have a central authority decide that and do away with all the overhead?  The left just doesn't understand that the world is dynamic and that whatever commissions they put together for the world of today, they are guaranteed to be obsolete and a drag on everything tomorrow, since things will change while the commieeion will not.  And that's the best that can be hoped for them.

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They leave religion, but they keep the core parts - the guilt mechanism and the golden rule - and just use them (incorrectly) for everything.

That's what baffles me. How do cultural Jews justify themselves?

That would be like me wearing my cross and denying that Christ died for my sins.

Doesn't make any sense.

206 Posted by: ErikW at July 04, 2010 09:06 PM (pdF3V)

Luckily, for the left, cognitive dissonance is where they live.

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Luckily, for the left, cognitive dissonance is where they live.

And I bet they're the market for MAOI inhibitors.

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Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitors

Can you SAY pronounce IT MOFO!?

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<sub>Yeah, that's it.

Don't get me started, Happy 4th!</sub>

Sister Humpers, all of you.

 

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Rumor has it he was also quite fond of saying tits or gtfo whenever a woman walked into a tavern.

Blazer puh-lease, that is Andy Jackson, you know it damn well [but youze could look it up, too]. One of his best-known exploits.

211 Sure beats anything by Al Bore

212 dfdf