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June 28, 2010

Japanese Game Show Mixes Electrocution, Boob Bowling
— Ace

I think they just spin a couple of Aunty Enitity Thunderdome wheels and make a game show out of the results.

Posted by: Ace at 02:01 PM | Comments (91)
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1 Why is it that the ad under this post starts with "Is It Snack Time?"

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 28, 2010 02:03 PM (y4B2y)

2 Obviously no reason for crash test dummies here.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2010 02:04 PM (0QJjg)

3 Not enough boob or electric shock.

Posted by: JavaJoe at June 28, 2010 02:04 PM (e9JZd)

4
wat

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 28, 2010 02:05 PM (Ly7vA)

5 Enter The Drag Queen.

Posted by: Bruce Lee at June 28, 2010 02:06 PM (AZGON)

6 What is with these people? They have tentacle pron, breast bouncing and electrocution, and lord knows what else.

I'm both surprised and not surprised at the same time.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 28, 2010 02:06 PM (sxnsf)

7 Getting tazed is the price one pays for doing "the motorboat."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2010 02:07 PM (0QJjg)

8 Good thinking by the game designers. I'd be happy to lose so I could motorboat between those puppies.

Posted by: rikdergis at June 28, 2010 02:07 PM (GOx5K)

9 This is what two decades of deflationary stagnation will do to a nation. Perhaps good times are ahead, after all.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 28, 2010 02:08 PM (AZGON)

10 Kagan said that she would support using these techniques against terrorists. But, they have to do away with the electric shock and the bikini tops.

"She's moderate." -- Lady Lindsey

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 28, 2010 02:10 PM (Qp4DT)

11 And they made such a big deal out of soccer.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 28, 2010 02:11 PM (xxgag)

12 I guess if Ace did that to Pam Geller he would have gotten the chair.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 28, 2010 02:13 PM (Vol3D)

13 Thank you, HP...

Posted by: ParisParamus at June 28, 2010 02:14 PM (GgR+e)

14 More tasteless TV. It will be here soon except they will get rid of the boobs.

Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2010 02:15 PM (6taRI)

15 Man, I could totally do that. I'd win every time.

God, what is it about cute Japanese girls? I mean it's not like all Japanese girls are hot but the hot ones are HOT!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2010 02:15 PM (jYQ2v)

16 Vic, sad but true. It would land on Spike, but they would replace soft luscious breasts with some sweaty fat dudes groin.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2010 02:15 PM (jYQ2v)

17
There must be some other part of the female body that would make bowling more exciting?

Posted by: Fish at June 28, 2010 02:16 PM (v1gw3)

More tasteless TV. It will be here soon except they will get rid of the boobs.

I'm on it!

Posted by: Mark Burnett at June 28, 2010 02:16 PM (GUXt8)

O/T

A career DOJ attorney resigned and today has an article in the Wash Times and a longer more comprehensive one on Pajamas media. Un-friggin-believeable. The comment section is also well worth a read.

http://tinyurl.com/2cqckfl

Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2010 02:17 PM (g882W)

There must be some other part of the female body that would make bowling more exciting?

Reminds me of an old joke.

No, I'm not going to repeat it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2010 02:17 PM (0QJjg)

21 I love the Japanese. We should eat them last when the shit goes down.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 28, 2010 02:18 PM (pEK05)

This only works with real boobs.

In the U.S., you'd get a concussion from doing this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2010 02:19 PM (0QJjg)

23
Alright men, let's go bowling and you get to pick the prize.

Posted by: Fish at June 28, 2010 02:19 PM (v1gw3)

24
Sorry men, but I have already reserved either Megyn Kelly with her school teacher glasses, or S E Cupp with her mammygoogler tits. It's on!

Posted by: Fish at June 28, 2010 02:21 PM (v1gw3)

25 For your edification:

This is pretty old, at least a few years.

In the beginning, when the guy says "oppai?" that translates as "boobs?"

and the game is called giri giri surfin. giri giri means "on the edge" or "too close to call"

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 28, 2010 02:21 PM (DHNp4)

I watched the clip. You guys are idiot morons. But I knew that.

Read this clip from the the PJ media comments:

In my opinion the appointment of Samar Ali was done in order to facilitate the sale of additional American industrial companies that are vital to our global strength and security, to Saudi Arabia. Just as was done with GE Plastics the stage has been set for squandering our greatest secrets in propulsion, metallurgy, avionics, communications, laser technology, encryption, high resolution photography, etc. The technological edge that America has gained through massive financial investment, decades of research and the cost of hundreds of human lives will now be shared with a world that is hostile to our country. The knowledge gained from Americas space program has made us stronger in every field of human endeavor. For America to give up this edge in a world rife with economic and military challenges make no sense, unless the goal is to weaken America not to strengthen her.

Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2010 02:22 PM (g882W)

27 But can she get through the doorway? Will it hold up in court?

Posted by: 141 Driver at June 28, 2010 02:24 PM (LEynS)

28
I love the Japanese.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 28, 2010 06:18 PM (pEK05)

Then you must have an appreciation for the art form Netsuke Shunga?

Posted by: Fish at June 28, 2010 02:25 PM (v1gw3)

29 I wanna play.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 28, 2010 02:32 PM (eoArl)

30 Go to the main page and see the first vid.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 28, 2010 02:33 PM (IoUF1)

31 My bro-in-law reports that the Japanese hot dog competitor is OUT. For the July Forth Coney Island Contest. KOBAYASHI IS OUT? KOBAYASHI IS OUT? http://tinyurl.com/2apmwpo

Posted by: ParisParamus at June 28, 2010 02:37 PM (GgR+e)

32 Oh... can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Posted by: Filly at June 28, 2010 02:38 PM (UgNO6)

33 The boobs?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOBS!!!1!11!

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jizzup at June 28, 2010 02:42 PM (SwkdU)

34 On there they also have a thing with a live action Mario Bros from a game show. It's funny but the best bit is Obama is part of it. Our president is now officially nothing more than a prop in a video game. Too much.

Posted by: Rocks at June 28, 2010 02:42 PM (UYace)

35 This must be how ace exceeded his bandwidth on the weekend and crashed the blog ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 28, 2010 02:43 PM (NuAIL)

36 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? 4 Stars (Or thumbs way, way up.......my ass)

Posted by: Roger Ebert at June 28, 2010 02:44 PM (pEK05)

This is yet another example of Bush's shameful legacy of motorboarding.

Posted by: Typical Lefty at June 28, 2010 02:48 PM (r60xu)

38 The White House staff plays this game at that bar in Georgetown. ...except it's "Don't Hit The Nutsack"

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2010 02:51 PM (FcR7P)

39 Endure the unendurable.

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at June 28, 2010 02:52 PM (4EF3o)

40 With my luck, these are what is waiting for me.
http://tinyurl.com/23k7t5a

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 28, 2010 02:58 PM (Vol3D)

41
Barack, Wookie, and a Japanese chick go into a bar............

Posted by: Fish at June 28, 2010 03:00 PM (v1gw3)

42 This should be a featured event at Aceapalooza. Only the contestants should be hoboes, and the electric shock should detonate a stick of dynamite on the hobo's back. (Or maybe the electric shock should be set to "medium rare" - no sense in wasting good hobo meat.)

Posted by: stuiec at June 28, 2010 03:03 PM (7AOgy)

43

@40 you bastard

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 28, 2010 03:04 PM (Ly7vA)

44 The White House staff plays this game at that bar in Georgetown. ...except it's "Don't Hit The Nutsack"

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2010 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

I thought they played "Don't Choke on the Nutsack"?

Posted by: stuiec at June 28, 2010 03:04 PM (7AOgy)

45 With my luck, these are what is waiting for me. http://tinyurl.com/23k7t5a I invoke the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 28, 2010 03:09 PM (AZGON)

46 Imagine if these crazy bastards had listened to their senior admirals and not hit Pearl, and controlled China, Siberia, Korea, Indonesia, etc. for the last 70 years.

Carly should run that as a campaign ad, bread and circuses won't motivate depressed Cali voters - maybe boobs and electroshock will.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2010 03:14 PM (CPefM)

47 Somewhere the ghost of Admiral Yamamoto is saying... WTF? No, really, WTF?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 28, 2010 03:14 PM (kbOju)

48 i wonder what he liked more....hitting the boobs or the electric shock afterward.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 28, 2010 03:20 PM (ucxC/)

49 WTF Are You Morons Doing?????????? So Many Important Issues To Discuss And This I How You Spend Your Day????????? Ratfuckers!1!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!11111!!1!

Posted by: what was that guy's name???? at June 28, 2010 03:29 PM (w9bVp)

50 The game would have been better if the girl was topless, but then I guess the shock might have had to be stronger. If she was naked maybe even fatal?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2010 03:30 PM (U5btG)

51 So Many Important Issues To Discuss And This I How You Spend Your Day????????? Ratfuckers!1!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!11111!!1! Posted by: what was that guy's name???? at June 28, 2010 07:29 PM (w9bVp) Do you mean me?

Posted by: Donkey Puncher at June 28, 2010 03:32 PM (SwkdU)

52 Somewhere the ghost of Admiral Yamamoto is saying... WTF? No, really, WTF?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 28, 2010 07:14 PM (kbOju)

Are you sure he's not saying, "If only I'd known, I'd have surrendered the fleet instead of using it to attack Pearl Harbor - then maybe I'd have gotten some of that action"?

Posted by: stuiec at June 28, 2010 03:36 PM (7AOgy)

53 Sometimes I wonder if Nagasaki and Hiroshima did more damage than we thought.

Posted by: D. Nathan Hillaird at June 28, 2010 03:37 PM (vuxje)

54 The Japanese are way ahead of us in robot and game show technology. I wouldn't screw any of our robots and Jeopardy v. Boob Ramming? No contest.

Posted by: Randy McAnal at June 28, 2010 03:39 PM (pEK05)

55 40 With my luck, these are what is waiting for me.
http://tinyurl.com/23k7t5a

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 28, 2010 06:58 PM (Vol3D)

Eye bleach time!! I'd rather they just crank up the electric shock.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 28, 2010 03:39 PM (oQIfB)

56 Sometimes I wonder if Nagasaki and Hiroshima did more damage than we thought.

Posted by: D. Nathan Hillaird at June 28, 2010 07:37 PM (vuxje)

What's there to wonder? We have the evidence in an entire nation of mutants.

Posted by: Editor at June 28, 2010 03:43 PM (pUfK9)

57 This is the most engaging kind of programming you'll find on Japanese television. The rest of it involves d-list celebs sitting around having lunch and talking about their purses or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Asher at June 28, 2010 03:46 PM (W7N+e)

There are no losers in boob bowling.

Posted by: Beagle at June 28, 2010 03:46 PM (sOtz/)

59 I love Japan! Hopefully they'll export their nuclear poisoning induced insanity over here so i can watch porn with all the genitalia pixelated, makes it more interesting for some reason.

Posted by: koopy at June 28, 2010 03:51 PM (awinc)

60 Gutter TV. Loved how the advertisement HP was right in the middle of the screen. And I thought commercials here were bad.

Is Japan heading for "Idiocracy" before we are? Are they the future producers of "Ass" and "Ow, my balls!"?

Some good old OT - Justice Department announces arrests of 10 secret agents allegedly spying for Russia -- AP

Yep, the Russians, our vaunted allies.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 28, 2010 03:53 PM (9hSKh)

61 Re: Russians

Big effing deal. They have access to the highest office in the land, now, so whooppity-doo.

Posted by: Editor at June 28, 2010 03:55 PM (pUfK9)

62 Real conservatives say tits, not boobs.

Posted by: David Frum at June 28, 2010 03:55 PM (w9bVp)

63 Hey, don't my boobs count, David? You always said you loved them when we were over at the AEI?

Posted by: Gov. M. Huckabee at June 28, 2010 03:57 PM (w9bVp)

64 i wonder what he liked more....hitting the boobs or the electric shock afterward....... Posted by: phoenixgirl

So, I see you've dated some Japanese guys.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2010 04:00 PM (CPefM)

What's there to wonder? We have the evidence in an entire nation of mutants.

Yeah but they make one helluva... um... What do they make?

Posted by: ErikW at June 28, 2010 04:00 PM (TdwHh)

66 Should we pitch in and buy Ace one of those "I need a Japanese girlfriend" tee shirts?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2010 04:02 PM (CPefM)

67 Some good old OT - Justice Department announces arrests of 10 secret agents allegedly spying for Russia -- AP

I told those guys they could have a look around but to stay under the radar. Bumbling idiots.

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at June 28, 2010 04:02 PM (554T5)

68 This would have been funnier if the shock was directly to the nuts and he started jumping around grabbing them. Now that's hilarity my friends.

Posted by: Rocks at June 28, 2010 04:03 PM (UYace)

69 In other news, at least one of the 10 Russian spies caught today worked for the MSM, El Diario-la Prensa, a Spanish-language newspaper in NYC. The MSM is a good place for a commie to hide in plain sight, I suppose.

Posted by: cinyc at June 28, 2010 04:04 PM (o4sjT)

70 Some good old OT - Justice Department announces arrests of 10 secret agents allegedly spying for Russia -- AP

Yeah. The Russians need spies again now that Ted Kennedy is dead.

Posted by: Rocks at June 28, 2010 04:05 PM (UYace)

71 I told those guys they could have a look around but to stay under the radar. Bumbling idiots.

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at June 28, 2010 08:02 PM (554T5)

Someone in the Home for Retired KGB Directors is sitting in a corner by the window and muttering to himself, "We finally have our guy in the Oval Office and now there's no Soviet Union to make proper use of him...."

Posted by: stuiec at June 28, 2010 04:06 PM (7AOgy)

72 In other news, at least one of the 10 Russian spies caught today worked for the MSM, El Diario-la Prensa, a Spanish-language newspaper in NYC. The MSM is a good place for a commie to hide in plain sight, I suppose.

Posted by: cinyc at June 28, 2010 08:04 PM (o4sjT)

Strange that this person would be spying for Russia and not Cuba.

Posted by: stuiec at June 28, 2010 04:07 PM (7AOgy)

73 Should we pitch in and buy Ace one of those "I need a Japanese girlfriend" tee shirts? Who is this 'ace'? You have pictures?

Posted by: Japanese girl in need of a round-eye boyfriend at June 28, 2010 04:11 PM (SwkdU)

74 Some good old OT - Justice Department announces arrests of 10 secret agents allegedly spying for Russia -- AP

What were they trying to get? The exact number nuclear warheads we have?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 28, 2010 04:13 PM (Qp4DT)

75 I dont get it, did he win or lose?

Posted by: LiberalNitemare at June 28, 2010 04:14 PM (09Qdq)

76 As much as I love breasts, we much resist the next such strain which will expose cooters.

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 28, 2010 04:18 PM (NurK6)

77 I dont get it, did he win or lose?

Posted by: LiberalNitemare at June 28, 2010 08:14 PM (09Qdq)

Well he only got to touch them once and then had to go home alone so that's losing unless your 15 and it's your second time making out. Then it's a win.

Posted by: Rocks at June 28, 2010 04:18 PM (UYace)

78 So the point of the game is NOT to touch her chest Zepplins? When winning is defined as not being able to touch the puppies, then it is a game that I don't mind losing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 28, 2010 04:26 PM (yQWNf)

It may just be the nationalist in me but this deserves it own thread.

I wish we did this when we had the G-20 summit.

Canadian police sing O' Canada and charge the G20 protesters. Kind of like Braveheart, kinda.

http://tinyurl.com/2ewl45u

Posted by: Ben at June 28, 2010 04:27 PM (DKV43)

80 A clear cut case of the juice being worth the squeeze.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 28, 2010 04:32 PM (EZ8hH)

81 OK, this is even better than the weird Japanese shit: Stupid fucking moonbats cry over dead trees

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 28, 2010 04:37 PM (IoUF1)

While you Morons are watching yip TV, I'm packing for Idaho.

http://bit.ly/b4Wsic

Posted by: RushBabe at June 28, 2010 04:39 PM (W8m8i)

83 OK, this is even better than the weird Japanese shit: Stupid fucking moonbats cry over dead trees They grow back, kids.

Posted by: got wood? at June 28, 2010 04:46 PM (SwkdU)

84 Someone might have already said this but==

many of my dates were essentially like that show

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, renowned ex-decoy Jew at June 28, 2010 05:02 PM (JrRME)

85 Leave it to the Japanese to make a guy getting his face in the puppies look teh ghey. mttawwt.

Posted by: Wind Rider at June 28, 2010 05:29 PM (Qustr)

86 A minor point, but the guy wasn't actually electrocuted because he still appeared to be alive.

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 28, 2010 06:34 PM (b3rrc)

87 So... why are the Japanese televising boob aversion therapy? And why does boob obsessive disorder need to be treated?

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2010 08:13 PM (UHrcQ)

88 91 Someone might have already said this but== many of my dates were essentially like that show Posted by: SantaRosaStan, renowned ex-decoy Jew at June 28, 2010 09:02 PM (JrRME) I've had worse. Any date that doesn't end in your date's suicide is a win.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2010 08:14 PM (UHrcQ)

89 OK, for the sake of accuracy: It was only attempted.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2010 08:15 PM (UHrcQ)

So, when are the people who run this website going to grow up about Japan?

Or should we not hold our breaths?

http://tiny.cc/iluwn

Posted by: Ampontan at June 28, 2010 09:47 PM (18t1H)

91 DVD Ripper for mac and windows os.

Posted by: Ggvre at July 19, 2010 10:42 PM (6TkwZ)

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