1 California! Uber Alles!

2 Gee, another old hippie dippie doucher coming to the rescue. Stay home and do us all a favor.

3 I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president...

Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!

[Chorus:]
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!

[Chorus]

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

4

He was ahead of his time on environmental issues, pushing solar power. He also wanted a space satellite for California's emergency communications, earning him the nickname "Governor Moonbeam." The state eventually adopted his idea.

"I was out there riding point, ahead of the consensus," Brown said. "And that always engenders a certain amount of ridicule or criticism."

This man was on the Cutting Edge of Stupid!!!

California needs him!!!

5 I think Meg Whitman stands a good chance of winning, but I'm bothered by how "quiet" the governor's race has been so far.  I hope the Republicans aren't going to concede this one to the donks.

6 @1 The Jerk

DK all the way!

7 sad thing is, there are a shit ton of idiots in cali that'll vote for him again.

8 John-John, Rose, and Ted have joined and are happily performing in brimstone and hellfire since Jello released that ditty.

9 If we wins, he will finish us off, for good.

10

 

Just what  insolvent California needs, Governor Moonbeam, another tax and spend liberal asshole who will continue depleting what little is left in the treasury with the expectation that the skrunts in Washington will bail out their irresponsibility. 

To all Californians; elect a conservative, drill for oil, fire the assholes in Sacramento, and stop fucking the chicken. 

 

 

11

The timing is perfect.  Linda Rondstadt is bigger than ever.

Much bigger.

12 Ack, if "he" wins...

13 I see no downside here. 

14 Speaking of Governors...

Slight OT - Texas Governor Primary Results:

Reporting: .7%
Democrats: White 72%

Reporting: .8%
Republicans: Perry 52%

15 There are still enough people in my state that hopefully remember what an absolute disaster he was- not that a rookie squish like Whitman would be much better. She still won't be able to do anything with the entrenched socialist assembly/senate. Brown though would be like throwing more gas on a fire.

16 Zen fascists will control you 100% natural You will jog for the master race And always wear the happy face JONAH GOLDBERG AND THE ARTIST THAT MADE HIS BOOK COVER!

17 He's scary looking.

18

 

The timing is perfect.  Linda Ronstadt is bigger than ever.

Posted by: Cicero at March 02, 2010 08:25 PM (QKKT0)  

 Much bigger.

Anyone who would hump the cranky and wacked-out Linda Ronstadt is a liberal dweeb who survives on bullshit, smores, pot, and In-N-Out burgers.

19
 And at this point, heÂ’s the front runner. ItÂ’s been 27 years since he last held the office.

Sounds like a hack.

20 Brown though would be like throwing more gas on a fire.

Sometimes you have to burn the ville to save it.  I'm just saying...

21

The timing is perfect.  Linda Rondstadt is bigger than ever.

Much bigger.

 

 

Bwhahahaha!  He'll be eclipsed!

22 Jerry Brown = Turtle Venom to finish off Cali.

At least in the end, there will be only chaos.

23 C'mon- every one a yas woulda banged this stupid back in the day

24

 

If Brown loses the election, he can always work for Cy Sperling at Hairclub for Men. 

25

Sometimes you have to burn the ville to save it.  I'm just saying...Purple Avenger

It takes a village to raise a child.  California has too many children who have never grown up.  Raise the village.  Elect Moonbeam Brown!

26

I'll give Brown one thing, when he ran in the Democratic Presidential primary years ago one of his planks was to eliminate corporate income taxes because they were a form of double taxation.

I hope that years in the private sector made him more respectful of private enterprise.

27

 

Here's my favorite burn the ville picture.  Nine year old Kim Phuc burned at Trang Bang, and the liberal media reported the bombing as from an American aircraft, when the truth was a Vietnamese Skyraider dropped the bomb.  The liberals were lying their asses off during the 60's also.  Kim Phuc lives in Paris. 

28

OT  Has anybody seen the new Obama quarters.  No shit, some banks are handing them out.  Obama Quarter

Try thisw one first if it doesn't work the other link will take you to weasel zippers.  Its a little way down the page.

29 I hope that years in the private sector made him more respectful of private enterprise.

He's a democrat.  Corporations are EVIL.

30

 

The Kraut's up on O'Blunderbutt.

31 Wasn't it the Mediterranean fruit fly (and Brown's refusal to spray Malathion) that brought him down last time?

32 Good.... Calfiornia needs someone their comfortable with.... a familiar liberal face... to give them the final heave ho into 3rd world-ism & bankruptcy... go for it.

33 24 C'mon- every one a yas woulda banged this stupid back in the day. I dunno - she looks like a soul-stealer.

34 Governor Moonbeam.

Next thing you know I'll be turning my collar up and parting what's left of my hair in the middle.

On the plus side, Frau Morgenholz was fucking hot in leg warmers.

35

Brown says that in the past 27 years he's learned to be more patient, less impulsive.

"I was pretty colorful! Pretty interesting! So next time I may not be as colorful, but I'll still be interesting," he said.

 

 

Is Brown the new Black?  I'm so confused!

36

 

California in the 60's would have been a toss-up between banging Linda Ronstadt, Grace Slick, Carol Doda, or Janis Joplin.

If Carol Doda wasn't available, I would have grown hair in my palm. 

37 Jerry Brown was the original moonbat lefty. I don't know if that was how he is remembered in CA, but its close if not on the money.

38 I still wear checkered Vans and Swatches. Bring it on.

39

This man is a fool, and more importantly he's the proverbial used condom of politics.  He shot his load in the 70's and ruined the state.  The state is currently on the verge of bankruptcy and needs the brightest minds on the planet to pull through it.  So what happens?  Dems recycle a loser from malaise-land.  WTF? Is this the BEST AMERICA HAS TO OFFER?!  A child could see his policy's won't work.

I live here and kinda want to see what happens by voting for this moron and hoping everything goes over the cliff and permanently discrediting democrats.

I know better though.  Afterall, even after Stalin, some lib commies think "he didn't do it quite right" and want to try again.

This man shouldn't be dogcatcher.  Defeat him or see the future of western style welfare states when they fail.  (hell, this idiot wants to pile on and give free shit to any illegal who wants citizenship... meanwhile we are running $20 billion budget shortfalls EVERY YEAR NOW!!)

Jerry Brown (Cloward/Piven)

STOP HIM!!!!

40 I remember buying Hasten Down The Wind just for the album art

41
I fully expect the people of California to, once again, double-down on STUPID and vote this fuck-wit into office.  

Seriously, is everyone in that state incapable of making the connection between their current state and their public officials?  What the fuck is WRONG with them?

42 I'm bothered by how "quiet" the governor's race has been so far.

Y-not, are you in California? It seems pretty noisy to me. The simple fact that Gavin Newsom and Tony Villa-Reconquista have been eliminated is high-decibel right there.

43 True story. Jerry Brown came to UCSD when he was running for president. I attended just to watch the hippies get excited. Of course, this ex-governor of the state starts talking about how the school was closing the Chemistry department but keeping the Tourism department open. Uhhhh, UCSD is a biotech leader and we don't have a tourism department. Finally some hippies start shouting "wrong school! That's San Diego State!" etc. LOL. Dude was not an out of state guy, and an ex-governor to boot.

44 I think Breitbart might make it awkward for him. Talk of some unreleased tapes, which he'll let go around election time.

45

Seriously, is everyone in that state incapable of making the connection between their current state and their public officials?  What the fuck is WRONG with them?

Yes.  Mostly.

46 Governor Moonbeam is B-B-B-B-A-A-A-A-a-a-a-a-ack!!!!!!! Oh, what the hell: Could he be any worse than Ahhhnold turned out to be? Come to think of it, Could he be a worse President than Barry???

47

I live in California. Just kill me now.

I just can't WAIT for the newness.

48 Hellcare is back, Crap-n-Tax is back, Jerry Brown is back. With luck like this, we won't need any meteors.

49 Come to think of it, Could he be a worse President than Barry???

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 02, 2010 08:59 PM (9IHmo)

Get in line, bitch.  This is pretty short bus.

50 And to think, I had a Linda R. Poster on my room wall: much hotter than Farah....

51 Moonbeam must be counting on voters who weren't around the last time he was in the governor's office.  Those who were here wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.  Voters reinstated the death penalty, he's against it.  Voter's TWICE declared marriage as being between a man and a woman.  He's against it.  Unemployment is over 17%, he's a global warming acolyte.

Yeah, Jerry's got a real good shot.

52

is everyone in that state incapable of making the connection between their current state and their public officials

It really isn't the public officials.  It's that the public wants officials who will implement the bad policies that the public believes in.

From there it's just a matter of electing to office the candidates that best articulate the stupid policies that Californians want in an exciting way.

Californians don't make a connection between the trouble they are in and the policies, if they even recognize they are even in trouble.

Do people who live in houses on stilts on the edge of cliffs surrounded by tinder dry brush comprehend the word "trouble".

53 I fully expect the people of California to, once again, double-down on STUPID and vote this fuck-wit into office. 

Our electoral preferences aren't entirely to blame. We also stand idly by while blatant voter fraud is committed by illegal aliens.

54 honestly I think the dems made the problem and a dem should be elected to fix it.  If he can't fix it then it is truly not fixable.

55 OT SARAH PALIN IS GOING TO BE ON LENO TONIGHT

56 I am also betting my $1 that CA will elect this old wrinkled hippy nutsack.

That should solve their financial problems, fer sure, dude.  Hey man, quit bogarting the budget.

57 I was here for the first incarnation of Governor Moonbeam. It is no pleasure to anticipate Governor Moonbat.

58 The state is currently on the verge of bankruptcy and needs the brightest minds on the planet to pull through it.

The brightest minds, in politics at least, fled decades ago.  They're where they are because they've been riding the 3rd stringers hard and putting them away wet for way too long.

CA is unfixable.  The only rational course of action is a controlled default of some sort where the bond holders get paid $.50 on a dollar...or nothing if they gripe about the $.50.  

59 o/t:  Batchelor and guest are discussing that they have "started the clock for Easter Holiday" for passage of the health care mess.  Gee he wants to ruin another Christian holiday, the most important set of holidays of them all.  lovely

60

California in the 60's would have been a toss-up between banging Linda Ronstadt, Grace Slick, Carol Doda, or Janis Joplin.

If Carol Doda wasn't available, I would have grown hair in my palm. 

Posted by: Fish at March 02, 2010 08:54 PM (M5t+h)

Janis Joplin?  Ewww.

61 Joplin was a 12-packer; you'd have to chug a 12-pack first.

62 This will be an interesting state to watch. Brown was not an exceptionally bad governor. On the other hand: he was not exceptional. If he wins and a Repiblican wins the BOXER seat California is savable.

63 #56 MIT ROMNEY ON LETTERMAN; AND HE SAID PALIN IS GREAT (the promo is up)

64 Hmmm Batchelor saying "you aint seen nothin yet" about the republicans. Predicting "the fun begins tomorrow" and likening it to sherman's army pouring molasses in the church organs along the way. 

65 Joplin was a 12-packer; you'd have to chug a 12-pack first.

Oh, I think she had more potent stuff she could have supplied you.

66 I think Whitman wins in CA, Lazio wins in NY; and Romney gets the nomination in 2012 (with regional endorsement help in CA, NY, VA, and TX)

67 Hmmm Mitt talkin a good game on hannity

68 Posted by: ParisParamus at March 02, 2010 09:20 PM (flcpl)

why that's certainly an optimistic prediction.  I love Rick Lazio but you are really hoping big time with that one.

69 Hahhahaa, these old, tired lefty pols that drink the voluntary human extinction Kool-Aid don't have a child to push into a dynastic seat, and must do it again by themselves. Pathetic.

70 P A, the man who shouting en fuego tonight. Go baby, props to PBC FL. Stay warm my friend. I'm tired of ice on the waterbuckets.

71 Jerry Brown was/is a Jesuit. They are ordained by the church, but are essentially an intellectual opponant of the papacy. They argue well against the dogma of the church. They are social machine for change.

72 O/T:  Guest on Batchelor "breaking news"  Charlie Rangel says "no" and they will have to have a vote.

73

 

Janis Joplin had one redeeming quality, she only drank large quantities of the finest available, Four Roses, a favorite of Tenderloin riff-raff, hookers, pimps, and liberal society matrons looking for a booty bounce.

74 What?  desn't Brown have a wife and kiddies and grand kiddies?  How could he be a jesuit?

75 #69, I went to a NY psychic, who said it's so.  Actually, I haven't a clue.  I haven't heard Lazio's voice since he started running.  He needs a Demon Sheep-grade advertisement for awareness.

76

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77

As bad a Jerry Brown is, he's absolutely far from the worst the Dems have to offer in this state.

Yeah, I thought I'd share that comforting thought.

This state needs to tank, and the fastest way to the reset button at the bottom of the hole is the best.

GIMME BROWN!

78
Jesuit. They are ordained by the church, but are essentially an intellectual opponant of the papacy

That's what they WANT you to think.

79 California is fucked.

Oh, wait. That's nothing new.

80 Posted by: wherestherum at March 02, 2010 09:36 PM (gofDd)

Don't feel so bad.  According to clusterstock there are like ten other states in the same position only quieter about it than CA.

81
Hotel California is in trouble.

82 curious, lol. It makes me feel better to know that Michigan is actually worse off and doesn't have the good weather.

83

 

This state needs to tank, and the fastest way to the reset button at the bottom of the hole is the best.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 02, 2010 09:35 PM (F09Uo)

Most unfortunately, if California does slip beneath the waves, the poor slubs in the other 56 states will have their money confiscated through the process of taxation to bail out California. 

The liberal legislature continues to spend money they don't have knowing well that Obama and the liberals in Congress will send taxpayer money no matter the consequence. 

Purchase vaseline futures and bend over for the Big Kahuna!

84 80 California is fucked.

Oh, wait. That's nothing new.

At least you have only chaos to look forward to.

85

Most unfortunately, if California does slip beneath the waves, the poor slubs in the other 56 states will have their money confiscated through the process of taxation to bail out California. 

I know, and that is what is so totally, like... AWESOME dude, assuming you live in California.

Pay me biatches!

86
if California does slip beneath the waves, the poor slubs in the other 56 states will have their money confiscated through the process of taxation to bail out California. 

You better be-LIEVE I ain't paying for a goddamn cent of bailout for those fucktards.

It will be on like a pot of neck-bone.

87 CA really should get a good bankruptcy team in there to figure out what their options really are and to make sure they have the least impact possible on the other 49 states or shall I say 56 in honor of BO?

88 Posted by: Dang Straights at March 02, 2010 09:44 PM (v7IWy)

The bond holders NEED to be paid.  The government employees need to keep their fat pensions.  Everyone NEEDS something from CA but I hear that people are leaving the state in droves often putting the keys in a fed ex to the bank and saying adios.  They are simply walking out and away.

89 Governor Moonbeam's support for the ARB and AB32 will KILL HIM in the Inland Empire and Los Angeles- that cost a good 40,000 trucking jobs.

Jobs held mostly by hispanics and union voters, two of the most loyal Democratic voter blocs.


You lose the IE and you are held below 55% in Los Angeles County, you lose the state.

90 by the way, props for all the Jello Biafra references.

Batshit crazy lefties, the Dead Kennedys were.

But at least they were purists, refused to delusionally support people like Brown and Feinstein,  and gave us Moon Over Marin.

91 He ran the fucking state into the ground and he will rung the fucking state into the ground again. Remember: It was Jerry Brown's appt. to the state supreme court that made California a serial killers and baby -diddler paradise. As AG he sucks. All he talks about is that if he is governor he will raise taxes and release half the prison population. Bastard.

92 But at least they were purists, refused to delusionally support people like Brown and Feinstein,  and gave us Moon Over Marin.

Posted by: theoneandonlyfinn at March 02, 2010 09:51 PM (lV4Fs)

Oh no, they were frauds too, or at least Jell-O Biafra was. He was sued by his old band mates (the Dead Kennedys) in 1998  for skimming money from the rest of the band for years.

93 #93
he wasnt the fraud-
he wouldnt let them use songs HE WROTE for a Levi's ad.

They sued him and won, but in doing so they proved his whole point that they had sunk from their anti-corporate motif in the 1980s.

94 FTR, according to Wiki Brown attended a Jesuit seminary but left and then married in 1990 in a ceremony by Barbara Boxer and then in the Catholic Church.  So he isn't a Jesuit and he is married.  they didn't mention kids or grand kids.

95 94 #93
he wasnt the fraud-
he wouldnt let them use songs HE WROTE for a Levi's ad.

They sued him and won, but in doing so they proved his whole point that they had sunk from their anti-corporate motif in the 1980s.

Posted by: theoneandonlyfinn at March 02, 2010 10:01 PM (lV4Fs)

The Levi's add was his excuse, but that doesn't explain why he didn't pay them the past royalties.

96 Funny the past royalties issue did not come out UNTIL the Levis thing.

No issues in the 1980s, no assistance to defend Jello during the Frankenchrist controversy, etc.

I don't care for Jello's politics at all, but he did more for the band, raised more of the capital, and suffered the HARDEST when that 1985 PMRC crap came out. East Bay Ray and the rest got slaps, while Biafra I believe was actually jailed.

So I think that makes up for all of that.


Not to mention the regrouped band sucks total ass.

97
I got so upset I had to go get a sixer of PBR tallboys. 

Seriously, I will go completely cash-basis and the hell with the taxes if Cali gets trillions (and you know that's what it would take) in stolen bailout cash.  They wouldn't change a thing and keep right on doing what they're doing. 

98 Check out all the DK scholars in the house! Who's up for Minor Threat trivia next?

99

Governor Moonbeam......."I'm Baccccckkkkk!" No doubt,

the helicopters will be strafing us with poison again to

control fruit flies.  Remember those days, California?

100

Has Jerry married ANYONE, EVER?  How many

"significant others" will be in his victory parade?

The women would be props, fer shizzle.

101 Anyone else ever hear this guy interviewed on radio before?  There's something off about him.  I can't quite explain it, but he's not all there.  I may even go as far as calling him deranged.  Seriously this man is trouble.  See the situation in the central valley and elsewhere as he's part of the problem behind the water being shut off.   Talk about priorities being whacked... 30% unemployment and up in several places

102 Jerry Brown is just terrible. If it hadn't been for his supreme court nominee that was later removed, Charles Manson would be at room temp.!

103 97 Funny the past royalties issue did not come out UNTIL the Levis thing.

No issues in the 1980s, no assistance to defend Jello during the Frankenchrist controversy, etc.

I don't care for Jello's politics at all, but he did more for the band, raised more of the capital, and suffered the HARDEST when that 1985 PMRC crap came out. East Bay Ray and the rest got slaps, while Biafra I believe was actually jailed.

So I think that makes up for all of that.


Not to mention the regrouped band sucks total ass.

Posted by: theoneandonlyfinn at March 02, 2010 10:09 PM (lV4Fs)

Everything you wrote is crap.

104 103 Jerry Brown is just terrible. If it hadn't been for his supreme court nominee that was later removed, Charles Manson would be at room temp.!

Posted by: D at March 02, 2010 10:36 PM (parIF)

Not correct. Manson (and the rest of the family) had their death sentences commuted to life in prison in Feb 1972. Jerry Brown did not take office until 1974.

http://tiny.cc/MKrFa

105 Self correction, Jerry Brown did not take office as California Governor until Jan 1975.

106 aw f*ck me. i give up. how about this: give me the worst candidate, living or dead. give me jimmy carter. or billy carter. bring back grey davis. babsy boxer for governor. pick anyone out of the phone book and they'd be better than what we're going to get. hell, pick some one out of the san quentin prison roster and they'd be an improvement. crap. i love this state but hate the voters. gonna google 'diy neutron bomb' and see what i can come up with. grrrrrr. gonna go watch a zombie movie just to cheer myself up.

107 #104
you LIKE the resurrected Dead Kennedys?

East Bay Ray went through the same legal bullshit that Jello did?

Nothing that I posted was crap, but hey, if you love that Brandon Cruz rehash, all power to you.

108 the Duke is only 81.... maybe we could draft him?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Deukmejian

109 DK's were the shit, back in the day...... now? not so much. 

Fear, otoh, still have it! 

110 We're still paying for the insane policies Brown championed the last time he held the Governor's office. The highest rated AM drive time show in SoCal has been crucifying Brown over this stuff and that is before the opposing campaigns weigh in.

He would be a stunning disaster, or rather continue to be a stunning disaster but I don't think he has a chance.

111 About a year ago I saw Brown on a Bart train - alone/no staff (he is Cali's AG - shouldn't there be a flunky or two?). Likely going from SFO/airport to his home in Oakland - probably a 30-40 min. trip. Nobody bothered him on the train, though he was buried in work of some sort so he wasn't open to conversation. Growing up in Mass I'm familiar with limousine liberals. Cali's loaded with them too. So I give the guy credit. On the other hand, after Prop 8/gay marriage went against the left he sued to have it overturned. He claimed that EVERY ONE of his staff lawyers said they had to sue. So that makes him deeply OF the left, if not a full blown leftie (anymore). I think the guy is simply driven to serve, motivated by chasing his Dad's achievments. Pat Brown, JB's dad, is legendary - he presided as governer during the glory years of California. So in a sense it's a huge opportunity to leave his own mark on the state. Meg Whitman (from memory/paraphrase) in a commercial: 'We have to say what we mean and mean what we say'. Can Brown be worse than that? Have we not learned a lesson about nonsense slogans over the past year? If Poizner doesn't win the primary it's going to be McCain/Obama all over again - voting with a vomit bag.

112 One of the first things this turd did was cut nearly all the funding for graduate assistantships in the state university system and raise tuition.

I had no use for him in 1975 and I have a long memory.  Non-crazy Californians ( we are legion ) have very long memories.  He cut worthwhile spending and raised spending on Crap.

as a non-sexual who doesn't seem to care about money, he is pretty much scandal-proof.  How many Democrats can say that??

113 113  I think the guy is simply driven to serve, motivated by chasing his Dad's achievments. Pat Brown, JB's dad, is legendary - he presided as governer during the glory years of California. So in a sense it's a huge opportunity to leave his own mark on the state.

true dat.  He is Edmund Brown JUNIOR.  His dad was the arch-typical mid-century Democrat:  mildly corrupt, generally pro-business, socially moderate-conservative, etc.  Son Jerry is New Age Lefty Pseudo-Puritan.  It's a California Thing:  You gotta live here to understand him

114 101

Has Jerry married ANYONE, EVER?  How many

"significant others" will be in his victory parade?

The women would be props, fer shizzle.

Posted by: grizzlybare at March 02, 2010 10:21 PM (V5kav)

No wives.  No actual functioning girlfriends.  No boyfriends.  No hookers.  No roommates or close friends.  "Solitary Man" to the max.  Spent a few years in seminaries, monasteries, New Age 'sanctuaries'

115 Yeah, it was sure "colorful" and interesting when Gov. Moonbeam signed into law the fair share fees act which guaranteed unions, and thereby Dems, could collect union dues from non-members. The unions just funneled it right back to the Dem party for campaigns.

116

@117 Yeah well none of that matters now since all nice union workplace employees are required to 'sign up' with the union and pay 'dues' aka tribute to the dems.  Its sick, and its so corrupt it sickens me to the core.  Anyone who's been working there less than 15 years probably has no chance of any pension whatsoever but the drones pay the dues anyway. (they like paying the monthly pension of their fatass boss)

BTW, formerly state run utility's are so corrupt, sick, twisted and vomit inducing I wonder why there hasn't been a physical uprising yet.  They tell the drones at the bottom all about collective bargening while making corrupt deals with the state.  Using new hires to balance the books (with a high turnover of new hires paying entrance fees)..  oops did I say that? Sorry

Imagine being forced to join a union?  Thats so fascist it makes me ill.  SIEG HEIL!!! CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES!!!!

If California state rules are what Obama has in store for the rest of the country, we're in deep trouble. 

117

Moonbeam thinks things didn't go well because we elected the RINO GAS? Well try the Grey Satan...Grey Davis that led us into this swamp. That SOB was the epitome of insider...

 

spit

118

What does Moonbeam and Odumbo have in common?

cocaine

119

Let's take a minute to remember that other Commiefornia bastard pol..."Cadaver" Allen Cranston.

Kinda reminds me of Moonbeam.

120 Moonbeam -

Lifelong republican, lived in Oakland, CA for 15 years - Jerry Brown was the best thing to happen to Oakland - he actually applied "pragmatism" to the problems, amazingly within a couple of months of being elected
- panhandlers disappeared
- announcements that major chain stores were considering returning to the downtown
- empty & abandoned warehouses were bulldozer or convert to upscale apartments/condos (with minimal "affordable housing" set asides)
- the police cracked down on crime
- the trash on the streets was cleaned up
- graffiti went away

I never thought moonbeam would work out, but honestly, he has his act together. Kinda struggling now, Fiorina is an *sshole (had friends who worked at HP), but has "R" behind her name.....

Amazingly, there could actually be an election here in Californistan where regardless of the who wins, I'll be satisfied. (Normally it is the opposite, not unlike when McCain was running for Pres.)

 

 

121 I am sure he would be better then he was the last time he was governor, but like Kay Baily Hutchinson he is also past his "sell by" date.

122 24 C'mon- every one a yas woulda banged this stupid back in the day

Good grief she was so sexy back in the late 1970's, now she is a blimp!

123 This guy is ancient!  He ran against Jimmy Carter for President for G*d's sake.  That 70's Show.

124 His aura smiles and never frowns.

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126 Look, morons, Linda got fat, really, really fat.  But in the day, she was the hottest, most talented singer in the good ole' US of A. Too bad she turned into a barking moonbat. I will challenge any moron who disagrees to pistols at ten paces. Dawn. In front of Linda's house in Tucson. Bring your seconds, and your bandages.    JasonJ

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