January 22, 2010
— Ace
On first glance, it could be the ultimate Valentine's Day card -- a gigantic billboard that towers over New York's Times Square, featuring a happy couple with the text: "You are my soulmate forever, Charles & YaVaughnie."But as every scorned lover knows, looks can be deceiving. This billboard -- which also has gone up in Atlanta and San Francisco -- is the ultimate act of revenge -- a very public retaliation by a dumped mistress aimed at a very wealthy, and married, businessman who is an adviser to President Obama.
YaVaughnie Wilkins posted the signs after she learned that her lover, Charles E. Phillips — president and director of the tech conglomerate Oracle Corporation and a member of Obama's Economic Recovery Advisory Board — had reconciled with his wife, the New York Post reported.
Cost of posting these in three cities (and three billboards in NY alone): in the neighborhood of $250,000.
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Posted by: CUS at January 22, 2010 11:22 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: lorien1973 at January 22, 2010 11:22 AM (IhQuA)
Posted by: Ellie Light at January 22, 2010 11:24 AM (gJL6J)
speaking of jilted lovers...
Did you the scathing rebuke of Obama by Andrew Sullivan for continuing Bush's policy of dismissing habeus corpus for detainees and failing to keep his promise to close Gitmo?
Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: This is a drill at January 22, 2010 11:24 AM (0TrIw)
Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2010 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 22, 2010 11:25 AM (06ZKQ)
Posted by: lorien1973 at January 22, 2010 11:26 AM (IhQuA)
Posted by: Mbruce at January 22, 2010 11:26 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: tinkerbella at January 22, 2010 11:27 AM (DLG8j)
Why do people come up with weird names like that and think, "That's a great name for my kid! Next I'll name them Limonjello and Orangejello followed by LaShunda and TeDawn."
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:27 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Scott J. at January 22, 2010 11:27 AM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: Just Another Poster at January 22, 2010 11:27 AM (HAdov)
Posted by: koopy at January 22, 2010 11:28 AM (XllG0)
You become your own prisoner..."
Bruised Orange -- John Prine
Posted by: nine coconuts at January 22, 2010 11:28 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Ashley Dupree at January 22, 2010 11:29 AM (06ZKQ)
How is this a news story? I'm unsure of the relevance.
Although, Ya Vaughnie should sue her parents for that shitty name.
Posted by: Truman North at January 22, 2010 11:29 AM (FjC5u)
Posted by: CMS2004 at January 22, 2010 11:30 AM (DlVI/)
Posted by: GarandFan at January 22, 2010 11:30 AM (ZQBnQ)
Why do people come up with weird names like that and think, "That's a great name for my kid! Next I'll name them Limonjello and Orangejello followed by LaShunda and TeDawn."
Odd comment from somebody named "wherestherum"
ok its supposed to be a joke. Don't make me buy some stupid new typographical symbol.
Posted by: tmitss at January 22, 2010 11:31 AM (V4Pya)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2010 11:31 AM (06ZKQ)
Posted by: leilani at January 22, 2010 11:32 AM (MI7Jw)
Posted by: B. Obama at January 22, 2010 11:32 AM (4s1it)
Posted by: Scott J. at January 22, 2010 11:33 AM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at January 22, 2010 11:33 AM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Plethora of Skandi looking chics at January 22, 2010 11:33 AM (ESmva)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 22, 2010 11:34 AM (ehLtp)
Posted by: Mbruce at January 22, 2010 11:34 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: CMS2004 at January 22, 2010 03:30 PM (DlVI/)
Well, Turbo Tax Timmy is a straight shooter, Rahm is Mr Smiley, and I'm the second coming of Honest Abe.
Posted by: Barack "The Promise Keeper" Obama at January 22, 2010 11:35 AM (7BU4a)
Sheesh. Raaaaacists.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 11:35 AM (mR7mk)
I'll have you know "wherestherum" is a very common English name.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:35 AM (gofDd)
Wish my mom had thought of those. And oh, it's pronounced Shi-thade, jackass.
Posted by: Shithead Jones at January 22, 2010 11:35 AM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: The Light-Skinned Worker at January 22, 2010 11:36 AM (eDvXz)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 22, 2010 11:36 AM (4s1it)
I saw "Courtney" spelled "Kortni" once and wanted to kill the kid's parents.
I'll never understand this trend of fucking up spellings to make the name "unique." There's a reason the name wasn't spelled that way in the fucking first place. It looks stupid.
Posted by: That guy that shouts at January 22, 2010 11:36 AM (v0kvW)
Don't make me buy some stupid new typographical symbol.
hehe..ok admit it, which one of you morons paid 1.99 for the sarc symbol download??
Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2010 11:37 AM (pr+up)
Thank God Michelle had my mistress exiled to a Carribean island before she did something stupid like this.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 22, 2010 11:37 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Shithead Jones at January 22, 2010 03:35 PM (Q/hy1)
Frau Morgenholz was a paralegal in another life. They had a client with a daughter whose name was pronounced ASH-O-LAY.
Yep. Asshole.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 22, 2010 11:38 AM (5aa4z)
You right wing nutjobs can get off your high horse.
This great family man is just a lowly advisor to our great President. Your precious Mark Sanford was a Governor and he was cheating, but I guess that's alright because he's WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~11111~~~1`111
YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU RACISTS, TEABAGGING WINGNUTS!!111ELEVENTY!!!111111111`1``1223111111322222222211111111111!
Posted by: janeane garofalo at January 22, 2010 11:38 AM (yrjCp)
Posted by: karenm at January 22, 2010 11:38 AM (n5ruu)
My cousin is a teacher in Virginia and she swears to God she had a student named that.
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 11:39 AM (v0kvW)
Example 1: black people name their kids faux African-ish sounding names and doom them to a life of being made fun of and underachieving
Example 2: Asian parents give their kids Anglo names and their kids generally are overachievers and go through life working hard
We should for sure continue to encourage example 1, right?
(/sarc)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:39 AM (gofDd)
As to the... interesting names, my mom has great stories from working in hospitals back in the 70s. Some women would come in and want to name their children after venereal diseases because they sounded pretty (or different). My favorites? Gonorrhea and Syphilis. The staff would try to steer them away from these rather colorful names.
Posted by: soulpile at January 22, 2010 11:39 AM (afWhQ)
My cousin is a teacher in Virginia and she swears to God she had a student named that.
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You win. Totally beats the student I had named Latrine. (Although he and Asshole might make a good match.)
Posted by: arhooley at January 22, 2010 11:40 AM (6GjHP)
Posted by: Kobe Bryant at January 22, 2010 11:40 AM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 03:27 PM (gofDd)
At least it wasn't obvious parody, yanno, like Ya VaJayJay.
Posted by: Scott Ritter at January 22, 2010 11:41 AM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Tomtrel at January 22, 2010 11:41 AM (eDvXz)
>I'll have you know "wherestherum" is a very common English name.
Derived from the better known "wherestherumgone" I imagine
Posted by: seaturtlesmate at January 22, 2010 11:41 AM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: Useful Idiot Leftist at January 22, 2010 11:41 AM (A46hP)
Example 1: black people name their kids faux African-ish sounding names and doom them to a life of being made fun of and underachieving
Example 2: Asian parents give their kids Anglo names and their kids generally are overachievers and go through life working hard
We should for sure continue to encourage example 1, right?
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 03:39 PM (gofDd)
THAT'S RACIST~!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: janeane garofalo at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (yrjCp)
Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (GwPRU)
I'll never understand this trend of fucking up spellings to make the name "unique." There's a reason the name wasn't spelled that way in the fucking first place. It looks stupid.
Especially on a resume.
Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (jmf9+)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (gofDd)
Snugglebunnies, I am just worthless at this sock puppet thing...
Posted by: Bill H at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (q8CmE)
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Keep clicking. Demand (of bandwidth) is high, supply is low, so you have to work a little harder for it.
And thus is Obamanomics overthrown by a simple pron site.
Posted by: arhooley at January 22, 2010 11:42 AM (6GjHP)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 22, 2010 11:43 AM (5Z1/p)
That is entirely possible. I heard about Shithead from a Richmond cop who regularly arrested her crack-head parents.
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 22, 2010 11:44 AM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: lions at January 22, 2010 11:44 AM (M7pM/)
69 @48
How many guys are sane when it comes to women? Plus she has (or had) money!
True.
Besides, Phillips was with this woman for several years and there's no mention of penis chopping or bunny boiling. Public humiliation is quite tame compared to a lot of things this woman could have done to him...
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 22, 2010 11:44 AM (9hSKh)
YaVaughnie
wasn't he a violin player?
No, that was Yngwie.
YaVaughnie is too close to YaVajayjay.
Posted by: Julius Seizure at January 22, 2010 11:44 AM (0QJjg)
I'll never understand this trend of fucking up spellings to make the name "unique." There's a reason the name wasn't spelled that way in the fucking first place. It looks stupid.
Especially on a resume.
It's fun when people don't make up more professional sounding emails for their resumes, too. I was going through some when looking for my replacement and someone had sent in a resume with the email "gangsta_girlz" or something like that.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:44 AM (gofDd)
I think that this punishes the wife more than him. He and his buddies will laugh about it and he'll feel like a stud.
It's the Mrs. who going to be fuming and humiliated.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2010 11:45 AM (G+Wff)
It works particularly well with your three choices.
This is like Mad Libs.
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 11:45 AM (v0kvW)
I saw 'Courtney' spelled 'Kortni' once and wanted to kill the kid's parents.
I'll never understand this trend of fucking up spellings to make the name 'unique.' There's a reason the name wasn't spelled that way in the fucking first place. It looks stupid."
I've got a three-year-old son, and at night we watch PBS Sprout, where they'll list a bunch of kids who are having their birthday that day... hubby and I play the "pick the retarded name" game all the time. It's really an epidemic. Newsflash, parents: spelling "Jordan" like "Geordayn5ne" (the 5 is silent) doesn't make you seem creative. Just illiterate.
Posted by: CMS2004 at January 22, 2010 11:45 AM (DlVI/)
As to the... interesting names, my mom has great stories from working in hospitals back in the 70s. Some women would come in and want to name their children after venereal diseases because they sounded pretty (or different). My favorites? Gonorrhea and Syphilis. The staff would try to steer them away from these rather colorful names.
My favorites were twin boys, Amnion and Chorion, named after the membranes around the babies in utero.
Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2010 11:46 AM (kJLH9)
I run an online business, customer had an email address of: anallady69@xxxx.com one time. Something like that. I'd have to dig it up again, but imagine giving that out in public.
Posted by: lorien1973 at January 22, 2010 11:46 AM (IhQuA)
She can spend a quarter mill on ads but can't spend $10.00 for a decent hairbrush?
Sheesh, way to have priorities psycho.
Posted by: Snickers candy bar at January 22, 2010 11:46 AM (pLTLS)
That is entirely possible. I heard about Shithead from a Richmond cop who regularly arrested her crack-head parents.
What are the odds that the parents know each other and were trying to out-do each other? They have to be pretty good, I think.
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 11:47 AM (v0kvW)
I wanna give a shout out to my girls Quakerstate and Valvoline.
Gene Rayburn used to do radio ads for Valvoline. Important fact.
Posted by: Julius Seizure at January 22, 2010 11:48 AM (0QJjg)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 11:48 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Balzac at January 22, 2010 11:48 AM (Xsi7M)
Wasn't there a sidebar story awhile back with some woman turning in her 6 year old for shoplifting and the kid's name was some illiterate spelling of Virginia or something? I can't remember what the kid's name was.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:48 AM (gofDd)
The 5 is silent!
That may be the funniest thing I've ever read.
Posted by: Stealth Gay Conservative Academic at January 22, 2010 11:49 AM (a2LBh)
YaVaughnie
wasn't he a violin player?
Posted by: little evil at January 22, 2010 11:49 AM (Ni2ye)
Yanno why she's doing this?
Because she can. She's not afraid of Obama. No-one is.
"The falling camel attracts knives" - Arab proverb, stolen from Prayer for the Assassin
Posted by: Zimriel at January 22, 2010 11:50 AM (9Sbz+)
I have no sympathy for the dickhead.
I can't think of a better way for the hush money to be spent !
*
Posted by: SB Smith at January 22, 2010 11:50 AM (p5Czv)
Posted by: Rolinda Joint at January 22, 2010 11:50 AM (ehLtp)
It's fun when people don't make up more professional sounding emails for their resumes, too. I was going through some when looking for my replacement and someone had sent in a resume with the email "gangsta_girlz" or something like that.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 03:44 PM (gofDd)
Oh my. I'm the hr department for my company and we have had some doozies. One was "angry...." Even their license plate said they were angry. And yes, it was true.
My favorites are the ones that tell you how much they like rainbows and unicorns. Lately, though, we've had normal email addresses come through. I think the hiring sites are doing a good job of telling applicants to use professional sounding email accounts instead of their personal ones.
Posted by: soulpile at January 22, 2010 11:50 AM (afWhQ)
I was beamin' in the beamer just beamin'
can't believe that I caught my man cheating
so I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went to Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree-ah
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I
thought everything away
{Chorus}
(0ops)
there goes the dreams we used to say
(oops)
there goes the time we spent away
(oops)
there goes the love we had
but you cheated on me and that's For THAT now
(oops)
there goes the house we made a home
(oops)
there goes you'll never leave me alone
(oops)
for all the lies you told this is what you owe
Hey Ladies,
when your man wanna get buck wild
just go back and hit 'em up style
put your hands on his cash and
spend it to the last dime for all the hard times
oh
when your cold and everything goes
from the crib, to the ride and the clothes
so you better let him know that
if you mess up
you gotta hit 'em up
While he was braggin
I was comin' down the hill uh just-a draggin'
all of his pictures and his clothes in the baggin
I sold everything else til there was just nothing left
and I paid all the bills about a month too late
It's a shame we have to play these games
the love we had just faded away, away
(oops and chorus)
All of the dreams you sold
left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when we used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get 'em back without me
Cause revenge is better than money you'll see
{chorus}
Posted by: Blu Cantrell at January 22, 2010 11:50 AM (eDvXz)
Posted by: angler at January 22, 2010 11:51 AM (SwjAj)
I had to sit through the unemployment line resume seminar this summer, and this very thing is the first topic of discussion. Of course, my area has a LOT of poorly educated sad-sack white-trash in it who just can't understand that weighing 300 lbs and walking into an interview in sweatpants with "Sexy" across the ass isn't exactly a job qualification.
Wait a minute - you were in NYS, right, 'rum?
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 11:51 AM (v0kvW)
Posted by: Ellen Degeneris at January 22, 2010 11:51 AM (06ZKQ)
True story, Peerless Price's mother got his name off a plumbing truck.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 11:51 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:51 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 22, 2010 11:52 AM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Gmac at January 22, 2010 11:52 AM (k2Fyd)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 22, 2010 11:52 AM (9Sbz+)
Posted by: crankylitprof at January 22, 2010 11:52 AM (Oz2fX)
I can't check it behind the firewall at work but The Misanthropic Bitch has a stellar rant on bad baby names: http://www. misanthropic- bitch. com/ briandrye.html
I made my wife read that before we ever started down the parenthood road.
She wanted to do Kristopher for a boy but I shot it down.
Posted by: Scott J. at January 22, 2010 11:53 AM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: Shaniqua at January 22, 2010 11:53 AM (Q/hy1)
weighing 300 lbs and walking into an interview in sweatpants with "Sexy" across the ass
Sounds yummy, almost like my girl Chelle.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 22, 2010 11:53 AM (yrjCp)
Last job I had a guy came in to drop off an application. He was wearing a ballcap with a big marijuana leaf on it.
Fucking retard.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2010 11:54 AM (P33XN)
Damn.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 11:54 AM (mR7mk)
OK he's sort of light skinned, but WTF is behind that?
Anyone know?
Posted by: Kemp at January 22, 2010 11:54 AM (2+9Yx)
YaVaughnie
wasn't he a violin player?
No, that was Yngwie.
no, no, no Yngwie plays the guitar(rocks)
YaVaughnie, was the name of barabara streisand's character in Yentl
Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2010 11:54 AM (pr+up)
My personal email addresses are innocuous sounding, but for jobs I use my college email since it's just my name. Somehow I don't think "wherestherum" would go over well as a professional email, lol.
Wait a minute - you were in NYS, right, 'rum?
I was never in the unemployment office! And as many of the morons know, I way far less than 300lbs.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 11:54 AM (gofDd)
Hey, that means Wise Queen in Gabonese.
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Too bad the kid was a boy. Some day he just may grow into his name, though.
Posted by: arhooley at January 22, 2010 11:55 AM (6GjHP)
Posted by: negentropy at January 22, 2010 11:55 AM (27KAF)
Never ever piss off a vindictive woman, if you're lucky you'll live to regret it.
Objection, redundant.
Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2010 11:55 AM (kJLH9)
Posted by: Cicero at January 22, 2010 11:56 AM (QKKT0)
Believe it or not, she has a brother named VinceVaughnie.
Posted by: Dirk Diggler at January 22, 2010 11:56 AM (jmf9+)
Posted by: Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian at January 22, 2010 11:57 AM (0aQsc)
Unless Rum is about 7 feet tall and got the barmaid outfit in giant-economy size.
The very thought is bunk-worthy.
Posted by: Some Moron at January 22, 2010 11:57 AM (Q/hy1)
Or am I thinking of a french douche?
Posted by: Kemp at January 22, 2010 11:58 AM (2+9Yx)
That's a clean and articulate young negro woman, I'm sure she'll find love again.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2010 11:59 AM (yrjCp)
Posted by: Seymore Butts at January 22, 2010 12:00 PM (Xsi7M)
It was great at first. He said everything she wanted to hear. And when he didn't, it was easy to overlook. Some of her friends kept telling her that he wasn't right for her - that it could not possibly end well (he's married after all). She couldn't bring herself to listen, mesmerized as she was.
But then, she began to see what some of her friends had warned her about. He began to disappoint her. His luster weakened. And then, he betrayed her.
She got revenge.
Posted by: angler at January 22, 2010 12:00 PM (SwjAj)
When axed how she came up with the name, Ms Jones said it was on a jar in the bathroom and she like the way it sounded.
TRUE!
Posted by: Kemp at January 22, 2010 12:01 PM (2+9Yx)
#101 Uh...you mind getting me that email?? please?
Posted by: Bill Cliton at January 22, 2010 12:01 PM (06ZKQ)
What pisses me off are those - sized for 8-year-olds. Lets turn all the kids into whores-in-training, why don't we. /sarc
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 22, 2010 12:02 PM (Q/hy1)
I was never in the unemployment office! And as many of the morons know, I way far less than 300lbs.
LOL! Sorry, didn't mean to imply anything. I just thought you'd know exactly the type of person this region has to offer - in excess.
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 12:02 PM (v0kvW)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 22, 2010 12:02 PM (CVZGO)
She must be rich if she could afford $250,000 in revenge. Me, I would've gone with hiding dead fish around either his office or his house and spent the rest of the money on myself.
At the height of my anger toward my ex I visited one of those revenge websites, there are some totally diabolical thinkers in the world, let me tell you.
And, no, I never did anything to him. A friend told me once "living well is the best revenge" and I've taken it to heart ever since. Nothing pisses my ex off more than to see me happy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 22, 2010 12:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Back in the 1930s it was not uncommon for medical students delivering illegitimate babies to suggest snarky names to the (mostly illiterate). There was a kid in Baltimore given the name of Positive Wassermann Jones (the old Wassermann test was used to test for syphilis from 1906 until it was replaced by the VDRL test in the late 1940s).
Posted by: PA Cat at January 22, 2010 12:02 PM (B8DmH)
8 Year Olds? Try 3 year olds.
Exhibit #99384528347 for the decline of civilization.
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 12:03 PM (v0kvW)
Apparently she's not familiar with the whole parasite/host thing is she???
Note to YaVaughnie...yer rat died.
Posted by: BigWyo at January 22, 2010 12:03 PM (SafY+)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 22, 2010 12:03 PM (QOE7k)
Posted by: always right at January 22, 2010 12:03 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: Hank Hill at January 22, 2010 12:04 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Typical Obama Voter at January 22, 2010 12:04 PM (i3AsK)
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at January 22, 2010 12:06 PM (kJLH9)
#160 Paranoid.....
One doesn't have to hide an entire dead fish. They are too easily found.
Instead, get a few bay shrimp and neatly tuck them into the hems of various curtains/draperies throughout a home.
Posted by: Who knows at January 22, 2010 12:07 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: scottythrust at January 22, 2010 12:07 PM (VTeUD)
Posted by: The Dow at January 22, 2010 12:08 PM (5aa4z)
This thread is not supposed to be about her name ,dangit.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 22, 2010 12:08 PM (QOE7k)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2010 12:09 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Georgisha Orwelltrel at January 22, 2010 12:09 PM (AZGON)
180 Butane and Propane Coonrod
Sounds like a Mike Judge show.
Sorta, Christmas Eve in 1992 I heard something outside and my old dog was going ape shit. So I get my flashlight and my pistol and go outside. There in the ditch along fishtrap road, there is old Propane, stabbed in the low gut by his own brother Butane. Redneck Christmas on display.
Sheriff came and took him to the hospital. He lived and they still lived together after that.
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 22, 2010 12:09 PM (CVZGO)
That's what I thought too, at first glance. Then I realized Chris Matthews wasn't in the picture so it couldn't be Teh Won.
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:10 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: gop_patriot at January 22, 2010 12:10 PM (Df6DX)
Posted by: PA Cat at January 22, 2010 12:10 PM (B8DmH)
Other note to self: Buy a blender.
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at January 22, 2010 04:07 PM (kJLH9)
Ouch ! I felt that one from here.
Posted by: Blazer at January 22, 2010 12:10 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: 70s Nascar fan at January 22, 2010 12:11 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Serious Redneck at January 22, 2010 12:12 PM (Q/hy1)
Ah, gotcha, lol. Yes, I did see lots of 300lb types when I was in NYS. It was rather horrifying. I've never felt so thin in my life. Then I came back to LA. *sigh* (Not really sighing. I may not be super skinny, but I sure as hell ain't fat.)
Ya know, I wouldn't be bothered if we went back to naming kids Patience or Constance. Actually one my aunt's names is Constance and she goes by Connie.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 12:12 PM (gofDd)
Heh! One of my good friends, a plumber who's nickname is "Stinky" said "If I wore a pair of sweats with the word 'Juicy' on the butt, it would have an entirely different connotation."
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:12 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 22, 2010 12:13 PM (NPtVh)
Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2010 12:13 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: PA Cat at January 22, 2010 04:10 PM (B8DmH)
I heard that Sen. Hogg also had a daughter named Ura. (He was mad that his wife didn't have boys--his fault!)
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:13 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 22, 2010 12:13 PM (Q/hy1)
A particularly nasty trick if there are kittehs in the house.
Posted by: PA Cat at January 22, 2010 12:13 PM (B8DmH)
Posted by: Mike Litoris at January 22, 2010 12:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Alex at January 22, 2010 12:14 PM (AUSn2)
Unfortunately that part of the Hogg family saga is an urban legend.
Posted by: PA Cat at January 22, 2010 12:14 PM (B8DmH)
Posted by: Shannon at January 22, 2010 12:15 PM (9D1dB)
And if I'd just paid 20 bucks for a holster, I could still be playing. Dammit.
Posted by: Plaxico Burress at January 22, 2010 12:15 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: lauren at January 22, 2010 12:15 PM (U/LZ2)
"I had an 8-and-a-half-year serious relationship with YaVaughnie Wilkins. The relationship with Ms. Wilkins has since ended, and we both wish each other well," he said.
I like how he said "we both wish each other well"--yeah I guess that's why she paid for the billboards, to wish him a big heart felt FU.
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:16 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: George Foremans Kids at January 22, 2010 12:17 PM (06ZKQ)
Posted by: Naqamel at January 22, 2010 12:17 PM (UMwMT)
Posted by: Nerds at January 22, 2010 12:17 PM (JQNiP)
Ya Vaughnie is a starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.
The dude in the BILLBOARD is quite LIGHT SKINNED.
I wonder what DIALECT he speaks.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 12:17 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: grognard at January 22, 2010 12:17 PM (v0kvW)
Sometimes mean kids call me Malaria.
Posted by: Malia Obama at January 22, 2010 12:18 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Ford Ad at January 22, 2010 12:18 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 22, 2010 12:18 PM (QECjC)
"I had a 4 year serious relationship with America. The relationship with the U.S. has since ended, and we both wish each other well," he said.
Posted by: Barak Obama at January 22, 2010 12:18 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 22, 2010 12:19 PM (Lhn7j)
Posted by: Fonda Peters at January 22, 2010 12:19 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Barak Obama at January 22, 2010 12:20 PM (CfmlF)
How the fuck does this guy get to be on Oracle's board?
He was CFO before he was elevated to COO if memory serves. I think he's Elison's #2. Could check--way too lazy.
There was a huge Jets rally in Times Square yesterday and a LOT of folks were checking these out and scratching their heads.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 22, 2010 12:20 PM (rplL3)
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 12:21 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 22, 2010 12:21 PM (YCvqc)
Did you hear about the Chinese kid that got sent to live with the clicking bushmen in Africa?
His parents didn't have any silverware handy when it was time to name him, so they threw some wooden chopsticks down the stairs.
Posted by: MikeO at January 22, 2010 12:21 PM (Ce+tv)
O/T sort of, has anyone seen the new fight song The Artist Formerly Known As Prince has come out with in dedication to The Vikings ?
Posted by: Blazer at January 22, 2010 12:22 PM (t72+4)
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Lookin' over my keyboard here . . .
Aha! M@
Posted by: arhooley at January 22, 2010 12:22 PM (6GjHP)
Posted by: Oliver Klosehoff at January 22, 2010 12:23 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Charles Johnson, Bicycle Molester at January 22, 2010 12:24 PM (wnU1W)
As someone who has been with a woman that went bug fuck crazy, I pity him. Truly.
Posted by: Sam at January 22, 2010 12:24 PM (Cxsey)
Balls easier to dip that way, my friend.
Posted by: CUS at January 22, 2010 12:24 PM (wOGfT)
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All hail the passing of the fascist Giuliani.
Posted by: Leftard New Yorker at January 22, 2010 12:25 PM (6GjHP)
Posted by: Charles Johnson, Bicycle Molester at January 22, 2010 12:25 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Mikey at January 22, 2010 12:25 PM (TJoID)
Notice you don't see any people over 40 with names like that.
Notice, you don't see many young black American doctors, either.
Right around 40 or so years ago, a movement was started to get blacks to stop "acting white", and even if they don't know why they do it today, that's why.
Acting white also included such things as striving to learn and achieving success through hard work. Sounds racist? It is. It's the most racist thing any group of people have ever been convinced to do.
As I've said before, if the black Americans in the 'hood ever wake up to what Democrats and Progressives have done to them, in the guise of "helping" them, the Democrats better find good places to hide, because they deserve whatever it is they get.
Posted by: Taqiyyotomist at January 22, 2010 12:26 PM (ltfED)
Posted by: eddiebear at January 22, 2010 12:26 PM (wnU1W)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 22, 2010 12:27 PM (JQNiP)
Well, you ought to spell it right: Harry Pujols.
Posted by: Naqamel at January 22, 2010 12:29 PM (UMwMT)
http://tinyurl.com/yahkay3
Posted by: Russian Hill at January 22, 2010 12:29 PM (z5cP1)
Check out the Milwaukee Journal sports section.
MIKE HUNT is one of the best writers. And HAIRY.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 12:30 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: Taqiyyotomist at January 22, 2010 12:31 PM (ltfED)
Posted by: Plaxico Burress at January 22, 2010 04:13 PM (MdzCh)
What do you mean?
Posted by: Atari Bigby at January 22, 2010 12:31 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Corncob Supporter at January 22, 2010 12:32 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Obama Advisor in the World at January 22, 2010 12:32 PM (QKKT0)
Name's Gina........ or VaGina since my mom read it in the hospital and liked the sound of it..... this was what the lady with the baby next to mine in the hospital named her daughter 17 years ago.....I often wonder if the mother is still alive and if the child is in prison for murder...
Posted by: chris at January 22, 2010 12:34 PM (4sr22)
eddiebear, is this it?
"Vikings, how can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world with no Bowl? (no Bowl)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like the Cowboys 2 bold
Maybe you're just like Dan Snyder
he's never satisfied (he's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When Seahawks cry"
Posted by: Blazer at January 22, 2010 12:34 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:35 PM (CfmlF)
"Favorite" name I heard yet:
Nosmo King
... from the sign on the wall in the New Orleans maternity ward.
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 22, 2010 12:36 PM (s2bW4)
Posted by: joemomma at January 22, 2010 12:36 PM (3c1P1)
eddiebear, is this it?
"Vikings, how can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world with no Bowl? (no Bowl)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like the Cowboys 2 bold
Maybe you're just like Dan Snyder
he's never satisfied (he's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When Seahawks cry"
Holy Frickin' Crap, Blazer! Tu es EN FUEGO! Wow, (being from Seattle, I think you nailed it in your last line).
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 12:36 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: moi at January 22, 2010 12:40 PM (7FgWm)
How many guys are sane when it comes to women? Plus she has (or had) money!
She's being funded by Big Pudding. Ask Bill Cosby about that!
Posted by: barack costanza at January 22, 2010 12:43 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Mjim at January 22, 2010 12:44 PM (mMdWG)
BILL "PUDDING IN A CLOUD" COSBY hasn't cheated on his wife since his partner Bob Hope and Change died.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 12:45 PM (Vqruj)
One of my jackass buddies used to call and leave messages for me when he knew I was out of the office. One time, he told the receptionist in a fake Dutch accent that his name was (pronounced) Beg Fettig. He spelled it for her as Big Fatdick.
Posted by: MikeO at January 22, 2010 12:46 PM (Ce+tv)
And, no, I'm not going to apologise for keeping that sock puppet on.
Posted by: barack costanza at January 22, 2010 12:48 PM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Charles E. Phillips at January 22, 2010 12:48 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: AE at January 22, 2010 12:49 PM (kSfPT)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 22, 2010 12:51 PM (ndlFj)
And I don't play the violin--I play cello.
Posted by: Yo Ma-Ma at January 22, 2010 12:52 PM (2qU2d)
44 Odd comment from somebody named "wherestherum"
I'll have you know "wherestherum" is a very common English name.
It's true - two of my uncles and three cousins have that name!
Posted by: the Butcher at January 22, 2010 12:52 PM (8g9qq)
That is beautiful.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 12:54 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Ben Dover at January 22, 2010 12:56 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Biblio at January 22, 2010 12:56 PM (y5VNb)
Yay! I pulling for Steele, he's pretty awesome.
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at January 30, 2009 03:16 PM
Posted by: This is Ball Buster at January 22, 2010 12:57 PM (0TrIw)
The heck were you hanging out? I never seen anything but 5-ft, 95-lb women. I'm developing a complex.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 12:57 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 22, 2010 12:58 PM (8X9tr)
And her name... come on, did you really think we'd focus on the mundane issue of Dem adultery?
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 12:59 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Ben Dover at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: evil libertarian at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (Iildi)
Posted by: lauren at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (U/LZ2)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (mR7mk)
He seems like he'd be better than what we've currently got. And he can call out Obama and not be labeled a racist.
Posted by: Lyle Lanley at January 30, 2009
How about Uncle Tom?
Posted by: This is Ball Buster at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (0TrIw)
Posted by: Dick Swett at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (gJL6J)
Wal-mart Supercenter. Cicero and Brewerton were not pretty places, either. Heck even Carousel Center.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 01:00 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2010 01:01 PM (jvG2F)
ok maroons...nj traffic time 5:00 whistle.
will be around alot this weekend, wifey and i find ourselves kinda broke, 2mos of holidays and paaaartays have caught up, so we will be doing the responsible thing this weekend and won't be spending money we don't have. Imagine...the horror.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2010 01:01 PM (pr+up)
Steele is fucking awful; he personifies the major problems in the RNC.
Posted by: Darling at January 30, 2009
This chap is sharp. I like his jib.
Posted by: This is Ball Buster at January 22, 2010 01:02 PM (0TrIw)
Or Wabasha Ryder.
Posted by: John Gustafson at January 22, 2010 01:03 PM (Q/hy1)
Dorkus is a fairly common girl's name.
I believe the common spelling is Dorcas. It's got that Jane Eyre vibe to it.
OTOH, a dork is a whale's dick. I think.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at January 22, 2010 01:03 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Max Goldman at January 22, 2010 01:03 PM (Q/hy1)
That is not only a bona fide African name, but actually euphonic.
Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2010 01:04 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 22, 2010 01:04 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Liberal troll at January 22, 2010 01:05 PM (WKOg4)
Posted by: Maria Sophia Coletta Raghetti at January 22, 2010 01:06 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe at January 22, 2010 01:06 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 01:06 PM (mR7mk)
342 I can't think of a single prominent Dem who hasn't cheated on his wife.
Barney Frank?
Such a bawdy frank. Right in the buns.
Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2010 01:08 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 05:06 PM (mR7mk)
Well, his "wife" cheated on him! Or did he not partake in his own prostitution ring?
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 01:09 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: GrimJack VB1.0 at January 22, 2010 01:09 PM (iTA1p)
Does he have a claim for invasion of privacy?
1) intrusion on one's solitude or into one's private affairs;
2) public disclosure of embarrassing private information;
3) publicity which puts him/her in a false light to the public;
4) appropriation of one's name or picture for personal or commercial advantage
She might be ok if this guy is determined to be a public figure. What does the moron legal department think?
Posted by: California Red at January 22, 2010 01:10 PM (KYB3U)
346 I can't think of a single prominent Dem who hasn't cheated on his wife.
Janet Napolitano?
Has she done Reno?
Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2010 01:10 PM (UA4gE)
You all remember the classic "Asswipe" skit on SNL, I hope...
Posted by: someone at January 22, 2010 01:11 PM (njJQD)
There's unusual spellings when translating from non-Anglo spellings into Anglo spellings and then there's just making up ways to spell someone's name for creativity. I've read all the posts and so far no one's made fun of people who's names were translated from another language.
I know a woman who's name is Susan but her mother spelled it Suzin to be different. All in all, it's not that bad and a little creative.
But then there's Georgy5an somewhere upthread which is patently ridiculous.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 01:12 PM (gofDd)
Back when I was younger I got a sex change and danced under the name
Miss. Tess Tickles.
True story.
Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2010 01:13 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: urban legends at January 22, 2010 01:13 PM (pksP7)
but the 5 is silent.
But then there's Georgy5an somewhere upthread which is patently ridiculous.
Posted by: California Red at January 22, 2010 01:14 PM (KYB3U)
346 I can't think of a single prominent Dem who hasn't cheated on his wife.
Janet Napolitano?
Has she done Reno?
Hey, I remember that movie, "Blame it on Reno"--great flick!
Posted by: runningrn at January 22, 2010 01:14 PM (CfmlF)
Has she done Reno?
Now we'd have to figure out who the "wife" in that relationship would be.
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at January 22, 2010 01:15 PM (Q/hy1)
Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 22, 2010 01:15 PM (8X9tr)
Barney Frank has had anal sex with more men than the VILLAGE PEOPLE.
When he heard that Scott Brown won Ted Kennedy's SEAT, he got hot at the word BROWN and jealous at the same time.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 01:16 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: TC at January 22, 2010 01:17 PM (QXKjZ)
We're just facebook buddies. Just because Bawney can slide right in some of my more prominent orifices on my melon doesn't make our relationship more than what it is.
Posted by: Henry Nostrils Waxman at January 22, 2010 01:18 PM (CfmlF)
My sister and her white-trash alcoholic husband purposely misspelled my nephew's name because they didn't think people would spell it the correct way (if you Google it as they spelled it, it will ask you if you meant the correct way). Poor kid is doomed to a life of correcting people for spelling his name correctly. I pray he gets one of those nicknames that takes over so completely people forget you have a given name.
When I was 8 I wanted my folks to name my brother Scooter. No one ever takes my excellent advice.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 22, 2010 01:19 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: SACAJEWEA! at January 22, 2010 01:20 PM (GdalM)
Posted by: James Bond at January 22, 2010 01:21 PM (gJL6J)
He very well might have one.
As a practical matter, however, he'd be a fucking idiot to actually sue her.
I mean, even more of a fucking idiot than is already apparent from his carrying on an 8-year affair with what turned out to be a psycho bitch who looks like (h/t Secret Diary of Steve Jobs) Chuck Berry after a sex change.
Posted by: Alex at January 22, 2010 01:23 PM (AUSn2)
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 22, 2010 01:26 PM (GhUHn)
26 How is this a news story? I'm unsure of the relevance.
I was assured that there would be no relevance....
Posted by: sherlock at January 22, 2010 01:28 PM (ZrS0c)
wherestherum,
I mentioned that because lots of people think my wife's parents were cute to give her a unique spelling of Maria thinking she was born in the US. My only note is that not all unique spellings of names are due to "creative" license by folks trying to be "clever."
Posted by: GrimJack VB1.0 at January 22, 2010 01:28 PM (iTA1p)
Is this the guy whose girlfriend gave birth a couple of weeks ago or another one????
It's like Obama made some weird pact with the devil which included one year of adoration then "poof" (and I don't mean David Brooks).
Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2010 01:30 PM (OEfd6)
Posted by: steve at January 22, 2010 01:30 PM (bzWBP)
Not incidentally, Ensign, Sanford, and Craig. Enjoy the glass house and your rock collection, citrulle.
Posted by: J. Warren Hoovlidge at January 22, 2010 01:30 PM (Qc93O)
Are you a National Topsider subscriber by chance?
Posted by: Thurston Howell IV at January 22, 2010 01:33 PM (Q/hy1)
Sister potato head bobby brown
Sister ghenghis adonis osmosis
Sister jasmine noxema tapioca
You are what you is
Posted by: joemomma at January 22, 2010 01:34 PM (3c1P1)
Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2010 01:35 PM (OEfd6)
Posted by: Alice H at January 22, 2010 01:37 PM (qJHYy)
376 Inbred folks who favor names like 'Clem' and "Kadiddlehopper" making fun of some 'people' with their names. That's a laugh.
Not incidentally, Ensign, Sanford, and Craig. Enjoy the glass house and your rock collection, citrulle.
Shut up Moonunit
Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2010 01:37 PM (OEfd6)
Posted by: dagny"
that's fucking cool
Posted by: Wigglesworth at January 22, 2010 01:40 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: ac at January 22, 2010 01:41 PM (A51gv)
You guys beat the shit out of this thread, poisoned it, tied it up, dragged it behind a pickup truck, set it on fire, and then pissed on it.
Posted by: This is... at January 22, 2010 01:49 PM (0TrIw)
Unless you ex is a high-profile supporter of President Owe-bama.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 22, 2010 01:50 PM (B5cM9)
He watered it down, too. The NYTimes Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer Prize for lying about Stalin starving millions of Ukrainians to death.
Posted by: Looking Glass at January 22, 2010 01:50 PM (pS1b2)
Posted by: mystry at January 22, 2010 01:50 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: CMS2004 at January 22, 2010 03:45 PM (DlVI/)
No kidding! I see that on Sprout all the time. Although some of my personal favorite names have been coming from the NFL as of late. Flozell and D'Brickashaw are currently my top two.
Posted by: Mandy P. at January 22, 2010 01:50 PM (MK6Kx)
Posted by: Coakley HQ at January 22, 2010 01:52 PM (uMihF)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 22, 2010 01:55 PM (fqxV7)
Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2010 01:56 PM (OEfd6)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Doc Rochester at January 22, 2010 01:57 PM (lYnp2)
Posted by: Bawney Butfukler at January 22, 2010 01:59 PM (fqxV7)
The woman sells handbags for a living (a bonus for you moronettes) and, I warn you, is a leftie, but the names she's collected are hilarious. Or sad, depending on your point of view.
Posted by: My lolcat is a moron at January 22, 2010 02:02 PM (7+pP9)
Hi I'm Aiden, Aden, Ayden, Aydin, Aedin, Aeden.
My middle name is Shawne, Sean, Shawn, Shon, Schawn,
Winklestein.
My brother and sister are both named Jordan.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 02:04 PM (Vqruj)
How about those double sounding name that could be either a boy or girl. Something like Tracy, Ali, many many more. Gone blank, need help thinking of more names.
Posted by: mystry at January 22, 2010 02:04 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: crosspatch at January 22, 2010 02:04 PM (ZbLJZ)
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 02:07 PM (Vqruj)
My sons Hunter and Tanner just got twin sisters.
Butcher and Gatherer.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 06:06 PM (Vqruj)
Shouldn't those names have a few "Ys" in there? Butchyr and Gathyryr, for instance.
Posted by: Josef K. at January 22, 2010 02:09 PM (7+pP9)
Yeah, I used to have one of these comedians as a friend, too. Way back when, on the opening day of the second Star Wars movie, I catch the matinee before my swing shift, and when I get to work, the secretary gives me one of those pink phone message notes from "Lando Kalrissian." She had no idea who he was or that she was being punk'd, but she almost spelled his name right.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 22, 2010 02:09 PM (hoowK)
O/T but huge, new poll from Rasmussen:
Sixty-one percent (61%) of U.S. voters say Congress should drop health care reform and focus on more immediate ways to improve the economy and create jobs.
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 30% of voters nationwide disagree and think Congress should press ahead with health careÂ…
Seventy percent (70%) of voters nationwide say the health care issue was important in the special Senate election in Massachusetts. That number includes 49% who say it was very important. Only 15% think the health care issue was not very or not at all important in the Tuesday election.
Posted by: Runningrn at January 22, 2010 02:13 PM (CfmlF)
D'Brickashaw is an awesome name. Esp. for a pro football player.
Posted by: someone at January 22, 2010 02:19 PM (njJQD)
Posted by: Beef Biletnikoff at January 22, 2010 02:23 PM (0QJjg)
You guys have to visit the website she created:
charlesphillipsandyavaughniewilkins.com
Look in the karaoke section. Comedy gold.
Posted by: madtechie at January 22, 2010 02:27 PM (5vrLJ)
Try this site.
Posted by: My lolcat is a moron at January 22, 2010 06:02 PM
You just damn near killed me. At one point, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I'm immediately e-mailing it to all my friends.
Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2010 02:32 PM (kJLH9)
Posted by: Stool Sample at January 22, 2010 02:43 PM (zVel1)
My cousin works for Blue Cross, and about ten, fifteen years ago, she said there was a rush of minority type babies named (ya ready for this)...
Placenta.
Yep, you read it right.
Yes, I am racist for pointing this out.
Posted by: shibumi at January 22, 2010 02:47 PM (OKZrE)
421 i went to the site clicked the first folder it kicked me out page to the main page with a service unavailable message 
those obots work quick!
Posted by: evil libertarian at January 22, 2010 02:48 PM (x9lGm)
I see no mention of the best fake name though someone had mentioned yesterday on another thread.
Actual real name:
Robert Bob.
He is in charge of the Detroit Public School System.
Yes, Bob Bob.
Posted by: shibumi at January 22, 2010 02:50 PM (OKZrE)
429 - The site has been getting hammered all day because of the publicity
When you find a page, you want to check out and it says Service Unavailable, just refresh it a few times and it will eventually come up.
I don't think the the server she put it on was set up for such a high volume of traffic like our host Ace.
Posted by: madtechie at January 22, 2010 02:51 PM (5vrLJ)
When do the jilted Obama voter billboards go up?
At just before six, asshole Jack Cafferty had his usual reading of emails on CNN and they were all shitting on the One. So they may already have started.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2010 03:01 PM (2qU2d)
Why do people come up with weird names like that and think, "That's a great name for my kid! Next I'll name them Limonjello and Orangejello followed by LaShunda and TeDawn."
Read this: Ima Hogg
I must mis-remember from a psychology class that she had a sister named Yura, but I read online that it's a myth. Maybe I mis-remember ever taking a psychology class.
Posted by: Agnostica at January 22, 2010 03:02 PM (gbCNS)
I know well about Ima Hogg. That just seems cruel. I hope she had a sense of humour about it, though.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 22, 2010 03:03 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Agnostica at January 22, 2010 03:17 PM (gbCNS)
@423
I checked that web-site out, and I had tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard.
My stomach muscles hurt, and I may have Sharted?
Posted by: Jimi at January 22, 2010 03:27 PM (fqxV7)
@423
I checked that web-site out, and I had tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard.
My stomach muscles hurt, and I may have Sharted?
Posted by: Jimi at January 22, 2010 07:27 PM (fqxV7)
Then my work here is done (I posted that link under a sock).
Posted by: Josef K. at January 22, 2010 03:39 PM (7+pP9)
Clue: You do NOT get a royalty every time Jay, Jon or Dave uses your first name as a joke punchline.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 22, 2010 03:57 PM (xqhoO)
You could hire a very discrete world class hit man to make him vanish for a lot less than that.
I'm just saying...
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 22, 2010 04:00 PM (bUiqZ)
I grew up with 3 country club girls whose parents thought it would be cute to name them Puddin, Pye and Pythalia. Puddin is a pretty sucessful realtor, Pythalia owns a chain of restaurants, no idea what happened to Pye.
The best revenge on a man who cheats? Run him down with your car. It worked well for me the 5 or so times I did it. And its pretty cheap if you dont hit anything else. And very fulfilling.
Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 22, 2010 04:10 PM (S3xX1)
My middle name is Shawne, Sean, Shawn, Shon, Schawn,
Winklestein.
My brother and sister are both named Jordan.
Posted by: gus at January 22, 2010 06:04 PM (Vqruj)
Chone Figgins: What about me?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2010 04:14 PM (77dul)
5 Billboards.... Cost $250,000
1 Internet Web Site..... Cost $1,250
The cost of Retrebution.... Priceless
Phony names..... let's honor our Muslim Islamo Fascist friends
Mabalz Ishari
Haid D'Salami
Hous Bin Pharteen.. cousin of I Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Druz
Shaif Yaurbosh
Al-Suq Akweer
Awan Afuqya
Yuliqa M'Diq... cousin of Usuqa M'Diq
Posted by: Last Conservative In Brooklyn at January 22, 2010 04:34 PM (7uAeI)
Dick move on his part for cheating.
Dick move on her part for humiliating him in a way that will cause his son extra heartache.
Posted by: Scout at January 22, 2010 04:38 PM (GiUTT)
Posted by: NunyaBizness at January 22, 2010 05:29 PM (FlhGG)
Posted by: Shaa-zam at January 22, 2010 05:41 PM (dGiUa)
but seriously, many of the other ones aren't. I mean-- if a half-dozen people in a given thread are all swearing that they know Orangejello and Lemonjello (from a half-dozen different cities or hospitals), yet mysteriously no one ever has actual evidence that they're real, it's probably not the case. it's just interesting how many people swear it's all real. interesting summary at a baby name blog: http://tinyurl.com/yzradx3
Posted by: 355 at January 22, 2010 06:17 PM (z8nTM)
Anyone want to bet she used his credit card to pay for them? :-)
Posted by: JeffinSac at January 22, 2010 06:28 PM (Oaz+r)
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Posted by: Chlamydia Shabazz X, Angela Davis Chair of Literature, UC Berkeley at January 23, 2010 07:03 AM (oxMVR)
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Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 23, 2010 08:00 AM (PQY7w)
Some the the rules were:
Don't name your daughter Savannah unless you want her working the pole and/or porn.
Daktota, Brianne, Ashlynn, and Caitlynn do not make your kids sound sophisticated. It just says I am social climbing yuppie scum or one generation removed from the trailer park. Also the above rule applies to these names as well.
Changing the spelling of traditional names do not make them special or unique just makes you look stupid.
407,
Those kids who voted for the One on 2008, probably will not be there for him in 2012, when the graduate college and cannot find any job besides Taco Bell, while they have student loans and credit card companies all up their ass.
Obama is not just ruining America he is dragging his party through the med as well just to feed his marxist self indulgence.
Posted by: Gary B at January 23, 2010 12:29 PM (1gWfF)
Posted by: Balzac at January 22, 2010 03:48 PM (Xsi7M)
Yeah, what ballsack said.
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Posted by: Chlamydia Shabazz X, Angela Davis Chair of Literature, UC Berkeley at January 23, 2010 11:03 AM (oxMVR)
You tellin' me.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelace at January 23, 2010 03:08 PM (/9h7Q)
"I had an 8-and-a-half-year serious relationship with YaVaughnie Wilkins. The relationship with Ms. Wilkins has since ended, and we both wish each other well," he said.
Oh no he dii'nt! This shit ain't ovah yet. I'mma make One Eye Lopez' number on Andre's house look lika backyard cookout.
Beotch.
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