September 28, 2010

Jimmy Carter Hospitalized
— Ace

Be classy, people.

Former President Jimmy Carter was taken off a plane and hospitalized Tuesday in Cleveland after he reported feeling ill.

A spokeswoman for Cleveland Hopkins Airport said the 85-year-old former president was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center by ambulance...

Unrelated But Similarly Brief: Eiffel Tower evacuated due to bomb threat. Bomb threats are pretty common there.

Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.

Posted by: Ace at 09:45 AM | Comments (211)
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1 I got nothing.

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 28, 2010 09:46 AM (ktD7X)

2 Rabbit seen running away.

Posted by: EC at September 28, 2010 09:47 AM (mAhn3)

3 Well, God bless his heart.

Posted by: MissTammy at September 28, 2010 09:47 AM (m8uUu)

4 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get better. Without you, I go to the top (or bottom) of the list.

Posted by: Barry O. at September 28, 2010 09:47 AM (HpT9p)

5 I wonder what kind of health insurance he has?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (0GFWk)

6 Be classy, people.

Do I have to?

Posted by: someone else at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (/hia0)

7       

Posted by: Mama said if you cant say anything nice........ at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (J5Hcw)

8 I promise I'll only say nice things about him, listed thusly:

Posted by: apotheosis at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (xWk3U)

9 Infectious Malaise?

Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (8H0EV)

10 10th

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (hL0//)

11 Define classy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (ndcYO)

12 Dagny, don't Cleveland hospitals have a problem with staph?

Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (L2+HZ)

13 Too little, too late.

Posted by: real joe at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (IpIBJ)

14 Please get better, Jimmy. Were you to pass away there, it would be one more humiliation for Cleveland to bear.

Posted by: ya2daup at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (7GfKM)

15 Ummm....couldn't happen to a nicer guy?

Posted by: Chuck at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (0/c8m)

16 Define classy. Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 01:49 PM (ndcYO) Act like an upstanding conservative not like a liberal

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (0GFWk)

17 Yeah, I know he's old, but look at his party card. I think we can get an exception. Call the White House...

Posted by: Cleveland ER at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (FcR7P)

Posted by: jcjimi ditto to #7 at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (ay6+/)

19 Updates say he was just airsick; maybe he was reading his new book on the plane??

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (2PTT7)

20 Poor old Jimmah.

Hamas sends their sympathies It's really too bad.

Posted by: Lou at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (FZrDJ)

21 Get well soon Carter. It is no fun that you're off limits because your sick.

Posted by: RightWingLawSTudent at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (+IVia)

22 It's not unusual for a person of his age to have issues and go to the hospital. It's probably nothing. Because if it was something critical, they would have taken him to the Cleveland Clinic.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (OKZrE)

23 Obama is surpassing him in a very special category.

Posted by: 141 Driver at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (LEynS)

24 A position, somewhere between 15th and 31st.

Posted by: Christine Romer's Calculator, er Adding Machine at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (7GfKM)

25 I hope he's better.

Thank goodness we have top notch medical facilities which can take care of the former President available.

even in Cleveland.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (Hj0nA)

26 Be classy, people. I'll be looking at porn until the next thread gets posted.

Posted by: fluffy & klassy at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (4Kl5M)

27 I wonder if he's being attended by Jewish doctors?

Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (J74Py)

28 Wow, too bad about the Eiffel Tower. Hope it's going to be ok.

Posted by: cali grump at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (hL0k8)

29 Sorry, buddy, Gran Malaise isn't covered under Obamacare. That'll be $457,256.30. And get your goofy daughter out of our med closet.

Posted by: Cleveland General Hospital at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (2PTT7)

30 Welcome Back Carter!

Posted by: Cleveland at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (YVZlY)

31 Get better soon, Jimmy.

And then, have a long and quiet retirement.  Stop trying to build a legacy that will never be. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2010 09:53 AM (9hSKh)

32 I heard it was a peanut allergy.

Posted by: NunyaBizness at September 28, 2010 09:53 AM (RGIke)

33 I hope he doesn't die, or if he does that it's not too painful.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (ndcYO)

34

Carter had an upset stomach.  He'll be fine.

Let the rabbit stagflation peanut Billy lust jokes begin.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (EPn5l)

35 I wonder if he's being attended by Jewish doctors? Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 01:52 PM (J74Py) OOH wish I had thought of that. Good one.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (0GFWk)

36 Wasn't the Eiffel Tower just evacuated last week too?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (pLTLS)

37 Wishing this honorable Naval Academy grad and former nuclear submariner a speedy recovery...

plus we need to keep this walking reminder of the failure of liberal policies in front of the public as long as the lord may see fit...

Posted by: phreshone at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (1AnxB)

38

LSD overdose?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Caan at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (tcSZb)

39

Well, he's a human being that hasn't directly pulled the trigger on anyone that I know of. 

And he seems to keep up a modicum of personal hygiene.

Is that kind enough?

Whatever, get well soon, you old douchebag, so we can go back to h8ing on you.

Posted by: s'moron at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (UaxA0)

40 I'm not fond of the man, but I hope he recovers.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (CA2NO)

41 Airsickness, apparently.  I wonder if he barfed on anyone, and if so, how long before said barf is offered up on Ebay?

Posted by: DngrMse at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (aU18B)

42 Get well, Mr. President.  You need to be here to hand over the trophy to the man who will occupy the new #1 position.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 28, 2010 09:56 AM (RkRxq)

43 >38 Wasn't the Eiffel Tower just evacuated last week too?

I believe so.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 09:56 AM (ndcYO)

44 @ 38 yeah I think two weeks ago.

Posted by: ATaLien at September 28, 2010 09:56 AM (SkRi5)

45 Did he just receive the news that the building freeze in Israel ended?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (YVZlY)

46

I wish him all the best.  Having said that..............nevermind.

Seriously when he does pass it will be interesting to see all the terrorist scum that will come out to lay flowers at his grave i nan effort to legitmize themselves.

Posted by: Roadking at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (x48vB)

47 now who's laughing?

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (6SGWt)

48

Regarding Jimmy Carter's conditon, I hope to God nobody at the Eiffel Tower was injured.

Posted by: Cicero at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (QKKT0)

49 Spite will keep you going long after your sell by date.  I expect full recovery.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (No0N3)

50 I don't buy simple airsickness. The man has rode airplanes his entire life. And airsickness on a jetliner is really quite rare; for those not accustomed to flying. Given the amount of time he spends on airplanes, I would expect him to keep his cookies down unless it was a Cessna trying to fly through a hurricane. So I'm not buying the whole "airsickness" line.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (0q2P7)

51 This is a perfect post for an Ewok Get Well message.

Amiright?

Posted by: EC at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (mAhn3)

52

Hmm, Jimmy Carter not quite ready to depart.  Neither is Rahm Emmanuel's tenant.  From Mediaite:

 

Rahm Emanuel may be leaving the White House, but that doesnÂ’t mean heÂ’s going to be back in his house. Chicago Sun-Times columnist and talking in the third person enthusiast Michael Sneed is reporting that the tenant Emanuel leased his Chicago home to has no intention of moving out now that the Chief of Staff is returning from Washington. We can only imagine the barrage of four letter words this development has incurred. From the Chicago Sun-Times:

“The upshot: Sneed has learned the tenant, Robert ‘Rob’ P. Halpin, 59, who holds the lease with his wife, Lori, until June 2011, refused to budge.

‘I’m told Rahm and a close lawyer friend made several polite phone calls to Halpin last week, but he bumped up against the wrong guy,’ said a top Sneed source. ‘Halpin reportedly conducts his business from the house and his two kids are in school. He doesn’t want to move.’

In a telephone interview, Halpin, who described himself as an industrial real estate developer in the midst of heading to Louisville on business Monday, told Sneed: ‘Look, according to the lease I am not allowed to speak to the media about the house. But I can tell you I have no plans to move.’”

To make matters worse (and, presumably, Rahm even angrier) the lease was apparently renewed only six days before Mayor Daley announced he wasnÂ’t going to run for reelection. Ouch!

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (8GYOu)

53 Here's hoping for a speedy recovery and a life long enough for him to realize what an utter failure of a human being he's been.

At his current rate of self-awareness gain, I've just wished him immortality.

Posted by: Randy Rager at September 28, 2010 09:59 AM (HyWzM)

54

I don't buy simple airsickness.

 

Yup, it doesn't pass my sniff test either.  I'm going with a mild stroke or a small heart attack.

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (8GYOu)

55 Did Carter and his aides run around yelling "Hello, Cleveland!" while blindly roaming the hallways at the hospital?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (wDKwf)

56 Not to be too suspicious.. but could this be round 1 in the October surprise department?

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (f9c2L)

57 He's feeling acute malaise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2010 10:01 AM (M6enm)

58 Theu need to box jimmah up and ship his ass to Cuba for some of that superior socialist health care Mikey Moore is so in love with. I'm sure they can get him ship shape in no time.

Posted by: maddogg at September 28, 2010 10:01 AM (OlN4e)

59 He was promoting his new book White House Diarrhea.

Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (8H0EV)

60 Fuck'im.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (FiHGb)

61 Jean, he wasn't taken to a Browns training room. Good for him.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (AVbdY)

62 Ace asked the people to be classy. Us dogs, on the other hand, well, we lick our asses don't we?

Posted by: maddogg at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (OlN4e)

63 38 Wasn't the Eiffel Tower just evacuated last week too?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 28, 2010 01:55 PM (pLTLS)

I was also just evacuated!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter's bowel at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (YVZlY)

64 Be classy?

Er...no comment then...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (XeZga)

65 Please get better, Jimmy. Were you to pass away there, it would be one more humiliation for Cleveland to bear.

Posted by: ya2daup at September 28, 2010 01:49 PM (7GfKM)

Why would that be a humiliation?

Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (7AOgy)

66 ..........

Posted by: Dave C at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (m6ydM)

67

JC needs to get well and build himself a habitat for humility.

Posted by: mark c at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (SBIko)

68 Let's keep this whole stroke or heart attack rumor on the down low, please.  I already have half a baggy of chunky vegetable soup, and a U.S. Airways napkin on Ebay.  Min bid is 500 dollars.

Posted by: DngrMse at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (aU18B)

69 You only get rushed to the hospital for an upset stomach if you've also been sitting in your own poop for the entire flight. So there's that.

Posted by: alppuccino at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (ozZXC)

70 Maybe it's lupus? But we better check out rabbit-borne illnesses just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: dr gregory house at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (oLT/p)

71

Maybe Jimmeh drank the Bong Water?

 Ace : Hows about some Stuxnet coverage? That thing is teh pinnacle of awesome.  It's like a little slice of prescient designer Bacon set loose in Iran's Nuclear Network. 

I'maDinnerJacket must be crapping his pants right now...

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (VNS5d)

72
okay, I don't know if this works, but here's the evolution of Alan Grayson



Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (uFokq)

73 39 Wishing this honorable Naval Academy grad and former nuclear submariner a speedy recovery...

plus we need to keep this walking reminder of the failure of liberal policies in front of the public as long as the lord may see fit...

Posted by: phreshone at September 28, 2010 01:55 PM (1AnxB)

Uh, he was never a Nuclear submariner.  He did not finish the school.

Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (Mv/2X)

74  سلامتك

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (OrgDG)

75 Obviously Toxic Shock. It's symptoms include malaise and confusion. You see, that's a joke that not only pokes fun at one's lack of penial corporiality, but also involves a side of "malaise." ... tough room.

Posted by: Maloderous at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (wL8I+)

76 Sort of O/T and mentioned by someone else on another thread, there was a guy with a rifle shot himself in the University of Texas library this morning, they said there were no other injuries.

Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (No0N3)

77 Wasn't the Eiffel Tower just evacuated last week too?

I believe so.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 01:56 PM (ndcYO)

It was on Sept. 14.  I wonder if this will be a regular every-other-Tuesday event.

Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (7AOgy)

78 Didn't his mother live to be like 112? Miss Lillian...............Oh god, I just had a '70s flashback.....my elephant leg pants leg is caught in my bike chain.

Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (8H0EV)

79 Sounds like it's just a tummy ache, which is good because if he died it would definitely rally the Democrat voters.

I can see thousands of them (especially members of the military) lined up along the motorcade route and on every overpass to salute our 39th president.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (7+pP9)

80

His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.

Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (EPn5l)

81 Best wishes for a speedy recovery for History's Greatest Monster.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (qndXR)

82 I wonder if he's being attended by Jewish doctors?
Hey! We're not paying for any foot amputations today.

Posted by: president barack obama at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (oLT/p)

83 Stomach ache? Okay, I'll stay classy about it as a practice run for . . . future inevitable events.

Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (InSiJ)

84 Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.

His stomach experienced some malaise.  Fitting.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (9hSKh)

85 Get better, Jimmy. Then retire and drink all that Billy Beer you bought up to make your brother shut up.

Posted by: joncelli at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (RD7QR)

86 Better start planning your dad's funeral.

Posted by: Mike Malloy at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (YU9IY)

87
Unlike most posters, I have a great deal of admiration and respect for Jimmy Carter.  During his reign, he successfully managed to create an environment that resulted in interest rates in excess of 20%, and municipal bond rates of 14.50 - 15.00%.

This period was unfortunate for America, but from an investor standpoint, purchasing the long bond (30-Year Treasury) over 13.50% in January '81 was a wealth creator.  Also, the ability to purchase municipal bonds, even with the 10-year call feature resulted in a great deal of wealth creation for investors.

Also, purchasing the long bond in an IRA/SEP was a layup that resulted in tremendous growth, and many availed themselves of Carter's seeming inability to avoid rash decisions.

Again, screw you Jimmy Carter for your ignorance and ability to screw America, but also thanks for helping every member of my family to include the children attain a measure of independence never thought possible. 

Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (v1gw3)

88 Get well soon, Jimmuh.

The link to a story about you is taking up space on Drudge's page that he desperately wants to fill with more Lady Gaga news.


Posted by: MrScribbler at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (Ulu3i)

89

Mr. President,

That vaunted number one position that you held for so long.

Well the race isn't even close anymore.  Barry passed you...

WITH AUTHORITY!

http://tinyurl.com/2e89b5g

Led to Breitbart's site by Boker Tov Boulder who has an excellent analysis, imo.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (RkRxq)

90 When Jimmy Carter pukes on a plane, how long does it take the folks at Delta to get the smell of failure out?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (5aa4z)

91

"Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book."

This one features his story about how HE would have gotten national healthcare passed, except for that backstabbing Teddy Kennedy.

Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (7AOgy)

92

...Oh god, I just had a '70s flashback.....my elephant leg pants leg is caught in my bike chain.

 

Oh, to have my old Banana Seat back...good times.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (VNS5d)

93

Was he overcome by lust in his heart for a stewardess?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (YVZlY)

94 What does Carter have against Jews and rabbits?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (EPn5l)

95 When Jimmy Carter pukessteps on a plane, how long does it take the folks at Delta to get the smell of failure out?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 02:08 PM (5aa4z)

FIFY.

Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (7AOgy)

96 The Habitat for Humanity community organizer gig is befitting.

Posted by: dogfish at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (Ncv/n)

97 Hows about some Stuxnet coverage?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2010 02:04 PM (VNS5d)

Hmmm.  Iranian nuclear control computers contract a mysterious virus and Jimmy Carter is taken off an airplane with a mysterious malady.  Coincidence?

I knew those Israeli virus authors were good, but...

Posted by: Cicero at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (QKKT0)

98 Again, screw you Jimmy Carter for your ignorance and ability to screw America, but also thanks for helping every member of my family to include the children attain a measure of independence never thought possible. 

And the ramen.  Appreciate it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (5aa4z)

99 Peanut allergy reaction?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (pRKLf)

100

"I'm somebody."

Posted by: Jimmy Carter tour at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (EPn5l)

101 It's all Ted Kennedy's fault....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (kbOju)

102 He didn't get airsick.  He just got all full up with douche.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (5aa4z)

103 Yeah, sure. I wish a speedy recovery for the asshole who taught the Muslim world that the easiest way to get attention with no repercussions was to capture and/or kill Americans abroad. Hope you take the gas pipe, motherfucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (FiHGb)

104 Does Jefferson still live?

Posted by: John Adams at September 28, 2010 10:11 AM (pRKLf)

105 I remember when Eisenhower and Johnson died within a month or so of each other. Pre cable, it sucked all the shows off tv.

Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:11 AM (8H0EV)

106 he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.

He should have ensured his food was kosher.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (btiSt)

107 Be classy, people.

Hope you take the gas pipe, motherfucker.

Solid B+.  I was really looking for a subtle Jew hating joke in there, too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (5aa4z)

108

We have four former Presidents still kicking.  What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?

Posted by: 85 year old George HW Bush parachuting at September 28, 2010 02:10 PM (m2CN7)

In 1993 Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Carter and Bush 1 were still alive. Not sure if thats a record but I'd guess it is.  I'd have to think about it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (A0VTZ)

109

Carter did usher in the modern era of Islamism.

Shoulda taken care of the Shaw, dipshit.  And, while I'm at it, that was our fucking canal.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (EPn5l)

110 What does Carter have against Jews and rabbits?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 02:09 PM (EPn5l)

That Menachem Begin was a sneaky, devious bastard, just like Br'er Rabbit.

Posted by: Jimmah at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (7AOgy)

111 So it's Menopause airsickness.  Can I go back to ignoring that Jew hating bastard now?

Posted by: Dax at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (HfydS)

112

He was promoting his new book White House Diarrhea.

 

Cause you can't stop a movement!  You can't stop a movement!1111111!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Johnny 5 at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (8GYOu)

113 104

We have four former Presidents still kicking.  What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?

5, I think.  During the Clinton administration, there was a point where Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Bush 41 were all alive.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (wDKwf)

114 I'd like to say: .....  ...  .....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (kq1lG)

115 His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach

Stomachs just don't get "Land the f*ing plane and take me to a hospital!" bad on their own. I am waiting for the real underlying malady here.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:14 AM (0q2P7)

116

That Menachem Begin was a sneaky, devious bastard, just like Br'er Rabbit.

Heh. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:14 AM (EPn5l)

117 What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?

Can't help ya on that one.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at September 28, 2010 10:14 AM (5aa4z)

118 We'll have former president Obama for a long, long time.  The sooner that can start, the better.

Posted by: cranky-d at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (0NFrC)

119

His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach

You can't stop a movement...

Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (J74Py)

Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (uFokq)

121 Oh, my g-d! Were any cardigans hurt?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (oLT/p)

122 Cause you can't stop a movement!  You can't stop a movement!

The 60's just called and they say they said "get a job!"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (0q2P7)

123 Carter was so weak, he was attacked by a rabbit.  Even a rabbit could sense it.  And it wasn't even a vorpal rabbit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (EPn5l)

124 I am waiting for the real underlying malady here.

I told him to eat shit and die, and he fucked that up, too.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (5aa4z)

125 I remember as a child seeing him in a sweater while he talked about my parents temperature in the house and as I sat in line at the gas station with my mom on an odd day since my mommy's license plate ended in a 5, I thought to myself he looked good in a sweater.

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at September 28, 2010 10:17 AM (XCSw/)

126 Oh crap we may need to speed up the construction on the memorial giant douche Obelisk.

Posted by: Presidential memorial builders union Local 207 at September 28, 2010 10:17 AM (tf9Ne)

127

Doesn't pancreatic cancer tend to run in his family?

Posted by: 141 Driver at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (LEynS)

128

I keep trying to think of something good to say about teh jimmy...

uh...he had a submarine named after him?

He liked cardigans?

Oh wait...the Submarine that was named after him? it was a player in  "Terminator 3"!  that's good.

 (well, disregard the timeline that Judgement day was BEFORE the USS Jimmy Carter was commissioned.)

/useless trivia

 

Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (sGtp+)

129 When you say classy, do you mean old-school classy, or products-of-teacher-union classy?

Posted by: Confuddled at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (gbCNS)

130 If you think about it, 85 years is a long time.

What a rich and full life this man must have experienced.

Did you know that he was even President of the United States for a few years?

Yep. I was just a baby but it did happen in my lifetime, so I know it is true.

Just goes to show you...

Anything can happen in this country.

85 years is a long time, for a male.




Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:19 AM (aVzyR)

131 We're geared up for another run, just in case.

Posted by: Farrar, Straus and Giroux at September 28, 2010 10:19 AM (pRKLf)

132
Let's meet the Carter's:

President Carter mentioned his daughter during a 1980 debate with Ronald Reagan, when he said he had asked her what the most important issue in that election was and she said, "the control of nuclear arms". Once, when asked whether she had any message for the children of America, Amy replied with a simple "No".

Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:20 AM (v1gw3)

133 We have four former Presidents still kicking.  What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?

57

Posted by: BarryO at September 28, 2010 10:20 AM (OrgDG)

134 I PRAY that he moves to Gaza.

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 28, 2010 10:20 AM (ED9f3)

135 I have recommended 500mg of STFU 3 times daily for Mr. Carter.

Posted by: Carter's Doctor at September 28, 2010 10:21 AM (mka2b)

136

Doesn't pancreatic cancer tend to run in his family?

 

Yes, it does. 

Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2010 10:21 AM (8GYOu)

137 It was on Sept. 14.  I wonder if this will be a regular every-other-Tuesday event.

Yes. We try to rotate it with our car-b-ques. You know, keep it fresh and all.

Posted by: french yutes of unknown origin at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (OKZrE)

138

“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."

-Lillian Carter

Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (v1gw3)

139

Upset stomach?  All that seething, bitter jew hatred is finally eating him up inside.  Get well soon you anti-semitic fuck.  The 'palestinians' are counting on you.

 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (uvFJG)

140 Be classy

Well, Jimmy, at least you weren't the worst president ever.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (OrgDG)

141 79 Obviously Toxic Shock. - He shoulda bought those "Steady Rider, Toxic Shock Absorbers" when they were on sale at Sears Auto Center last week.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at September 28, 2010 10:23 AM (TkQ9R)

142 It's hard to be nice. When I was only like 16 years old I sat in my car crying in the pre-dawn as they announced on the radio news that all those fine men were dead trying to rescue the hostages.  I remember that moment more clearly than I remember 9/11.

When I was 23, and Reagan had been elected, I enlisted in the USMC. I couldn't stand what had happened in our country.

Carter held the esteemed position of Worst President of My Life for all these years. I thought it was pretty much impossible for anyone to be a worse president than Carter.

Until now. I now see it is actually possible for us to have a worse president than Carter. God help us.

Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 28, 2010 10:23 AM (4w47S)

143

140

I see what you did there. (six)

Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 10:24 AM (v3pYe)

144
The smartest Carter from Plains, Georgia was not Jimmah, Rosalynn, Lillian, or Amy, it was the only one to every create a job in the private sector, Billy Carter, father of Billy Beer.

Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:25 AM (v1gw3)

145 I feel worst for the Secret Service detail...

"Put away the resumes, boys, it's just a stomach ache."

Posted by: Drumwaster at September 28, 2010 10:25 AM (dWFSK)

146

Bomb threats are pretty common there.

I remember once, back in the early '80s, there was a bomb threat at the Eiffel Tower. Terrorists clamed they had a nuke. Turned out they weren't bluffing. ...

... wait. That was the beginning of Superman II. Never mind.

(Best wishes for President Carter.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (sWynj)

147 No sweat.

We've already got another Carter in the White House.

Note that this video was created six months before Obama won election.   Its not like nobody saw this coming.



Posted by: looking closely at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (6Q9g2)

148 Well, I'm sorry he's sick and I hope he's feeling better if only because if he passed the Dems would push for passing whatever stupid new legislation they want in his name. The Dems will use any opportunity to push for their agenda. Besides, as long as he's alive, bama looks good by comparison. Although it would be interesting to see the walk down memory lane (and the then-and-now comparisons). The Misery Index, gas rationing, sky high interest rates, ungovernable cities.....

Posted by: vivi at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (Fjbl9)

149 Now that we know Jimmy only had an upset stomach, we can go back to thrashing him?

Posted by: Holger at September 28, 2010 10:28 AM (QLmzi)

150 156 I vote yes.

Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:29 AM (8H0EV)

151
Stomach ache?  Jimmay must have eaten a goober?

Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:30 AM (v1gw3)

152 Please God, not here.

Posted by: SgtHulka at September 28, 2010 10:31 AM (CZ+nK)

153

okay, this stupid Alan Grayson .gif thing sucks but now I'm determined to show it

That may give me nightmares.

Hey, folks, I haven't been here all day, so maybe this has been discussed already, but why isn't there a flaming skull for Bob Beckel's threatening Pam Geller? That was disgusting.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 28, 2010 10:32 AM (XdlcF)

154 #156

We don't "know" that he only had an upset stomach.

We know that we were TOLD he has an upset stomach.

In general "upset stomach" doesn't require emergent medical attention.  While its probable that the diagnosis is correct, its also possible that it isn't, or that we're not being told the whole truth here.



Posted by: looking closely at September 28, 2010 10:33 AM (6Q9g2)

155 98 What does Carter have against Jews and rabbits?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 02:09 PM

 

He was terrorized by a jewish rabbit while fishing- they're the worst kind.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 28, 2010 10:34 AM (uvFJG)

156 From a song by Jaron "I Pray For You".

Posted by: JO at September 28, 2010 10:36 AM (dgXtV)

157 Maybe he broke out that last case of Billy Beer that had been sitting in the garage for all these years.

Posted by: Todd Bridges: alpha to omega and still tokin' at September 28, 2010 10:36 AM (x60m8)

158

I keep trying to think of something good to say about teh jimmy...

He attended the United States Naval Academy. Upon graduating, he was picked by Admiral Rickover to serve in the nuclear fleet aboard a submarine.

uh...he had a submarine named after him?

Appropriately so. In a time when the Navy honoring presidents by naming aircrat carriers after them, Carter's name was attached to an attack sub. During the ceremony, Carter sung the praises of Rickover. 

During the Three Mile Island crisis, Carter visited the facility. When he said the plant and the area were safe, he spoke as our head of state, head of government, and someone who was once among the world's best nuclear engineers. For all the things he did as president that I still criticize, I'm still glad he was the guy in charge in 1979.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:37 AM (sWynj)

159 Once, when asked whether she had any message for the children of America, Amy replied with a simple "No".

Yeah, I think that I kind of vaguely, sorta kinda remember that and thinking that she was sort of cool.

Didn't help later though, when some supercilious little 9 year old brat got tons of coverage for a letter she wrote to Yuri Andropov (!?) and then all of us were consigned to writing "Heartfelt Letters" to world leaders we'd never heard of, about topics we hadn't the first clue about.

Gawd.

Enough to make a people pleasing, 10 year old Deety feel pretty icky.

(Especially when she twigged that, not only was penmanship right out, she was expected to come up with 3 "quality" letters for some "who aren't as expressive" in her class.)

Okay!


Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:37 AM (aVzyR)

160 When I was only like 16 years old I sat in my car crying in the pre-dawn as they announced on the radio news that all those fine men were dead trying to rescue the hostages.

I was  a wee babe back when he ran the nation. My mom worked in hospital finance, my dad a power project technician. We couldn't afford to buy a house because of the interest rates. So we lived in a double wide on a rented slot. My dad used to lament how HUD would help those making less than us buy real houses without paying the huge interest of the day. Good times, good times.

Jimmy get well and I hope you live long, so that we might remember, the cost of government compassion.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:38 AM (0q2P7)

161 some pundits were guessing that his attempts to re-hab his name are coming from a bad medical report ...  I hope not ...  he may be alot of things I don't like but the pain of illness is not deserved ...  plus, he's a Navy guy and whatever else he did he served with honor ...

Posted by: Jeff at September 28, 2010 10:39 AM (A3tpD)

162 Ace,

Jokes and puns aside, no decent human wishes ill to Carter. As a human being, I wish him well.

As leader of the free world, he was an unmitigated disaster. As steward of the Oval Office, he was an incompetent idiot. The damage he did went far and wide.

And you know how he got elected?  He campaigned in the center. He offered a homespun, outsider approach to DC, and promised he would "change" the way things were done. He lurched from one disaster to the next until it became absolutely embarrassing even to the Democrats.

Jimmy Carter did have one positive effect that we should thank him for -- he turned former Democrats like me into Reagan Republicans.

Obama is Jimmy Carter Squared.

Posted by: Full Moon at September 28, 2010 10:43 AM (DtbEv)

163 I hope that he will soon be well.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 28, 2010 10:45 AM (R2fpr)

164

Obama is Jimmy Carter Squared.

That means the square root of Jimmy Carter is ±Obama.

(Don't forget the "±" sign, kids. You'll lose points on the test without it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:47 AM (sWynj)

165 Damn, We were hoping the bastard was dying.

Posted by: The eight who died at operation Eagle Claw at September 28, 2010 10:48 AM (AQxTm)

166 I only worry that if he does expire soon, Barack Hussein Obama would use it as a campaign rallying cry for Democrats, saying, "Come and and vote for Jimmy".

Posted by: Book Geek at September 28, 2010 10:51 AM (1+OO5)

167 Well, Jimmy, at least you weren't the worst president ever.

That would be a very kind sentiment to express to a dying old man.

I've got a soft spot for the elderly, I'll admit it.









Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:52 AM (aVzyR)

168 Give him the red pill. No, wait...the blue pill.

Posted by: Dr. Pissy Pants at September 28, 2010 10:53 AM (qxcKC)

169 Two comments come to mind:

1) Headline From FoxNews: "Former President Carter Hospitalized for 'Upset Stomach' in Cleveland."

Someone must have showed Carter the latest poll numbers.

2) The words of Winston Churchill come to mind: "While I would not wish death upon any man, there are few obituaries I could read with relish."

Posted by: Detroyes at September 28, 2010 10:56 AM (4T2i7)

170 "I only worry that if he does expire soon, Barack Hussein Obama would use it as a campaign rallying cry for Democrats, saying, "Come and and vote for Jimmy"."

If that's what it takes to get the next Ronald Reagen, then so be it.

Posted by: Detroyes at September 28, 2010 10:57 AM (4T2i7)

171 Dear God, please heal Jimmy Carter so he can have as great an impact on the 2010 elections as he possibly can. Give him so much energy that he can campaign 24×7 for all democrat candidates for the next 5 weeks. Than you in advance.

Posted by: FeralCat at September 28, 2010 10:57 AM (SiZAj)

172 I wonder if he's being attended by Jewish doctors?

Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 01:52 PM (J74Py)

Too bad Mt Sinai is closed

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2010 11:04 AM (hRNYI)

173 Upset stomach? Pansy.

Sara Palin gives speeches while having contractions.

Posted by: JoeInMD at September 28, 2010 11:06 AM (PIahf)

174 He should hang on for 2 more years so Obama can be named the "Official Worst Former President" of all time.

Posted by: BillyBob at September 28, 2010 11:06 AM (F0Pf9)

175

165 Firehorse-

USNA graduate status does not confer immediate Honor, Ipso Facto. However it is a very respectable achievement.

I put Carter's military service in the same catagory as John McCain's- that is to say, I HIGHLY respect the men for their Military service. That does not necessarily translate into respect for their Political Service.

1979? Three Mile Island crisis is your reference? ok. Who do I want to handle it... A Nuclear Engineer as opposed to say...a Community Organizer?  Ok. I'll buy that- I pick the Nuclear Engineer as well.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 11:06 AM (v3pYe)

176

174 polynikes-

Thanks for that info.

Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

177

Dear Lord,

Please be kind and merciful to Jimmy Carter.  If it be thy will, allow him to stay and be an example to others.

(An example of what, I won't say...)

Posted by: Warthog at September 28, 2010 11:22 AM (WDySP)

179 Obama had his Carter moment just recently.  He said, "People need to shake off this lethargy.  People need to buck up." 

So, there you have it, people --

Old 'N Busted: Malaise
New Hotness: Lethargy

Obama is inspiration incarnate. 

Posted by: Phinn at September 28, 2010 11:30 AM (emFX5)

180

184 USMC8541 --

Wholehearted agreement with everything you said. Let me copy, paste and add to the list:

A crisis in Community Organization -- Who do I want to handle it... A Nuclear Engineer as opposed to say...a Community Organizer? 

I'd pick the Nuclear Engineer for this, too.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 11:37 AM (sWynj)

181 Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach ... Since he's ok then I can go ahead and say: Jimmy - You SUCK.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 28, 2010 11:40 AM (MTnNh)

182

Polynikes, 174 --

Thanks for the correction, and sorry for the misinfo I typed above. Carter didn't actually serve in the nuclear fleet. (Right there in Wikipedia.)

As far as the Carter to Obama comparisons, I think they're all moot and the two, as presidents, cannot be compared.

Carter is a Tier One president, and I'd say he ranks somewhere between #40 and #43 among those in the top tier.

Obama, on the other hand, is at the top of Tier Two.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 11:43 AM (sWynj)

183 October Surprise will be Wellstone Redux

Posted by: tgs at September 28, 2010 11:44 AM (RCSoG)

184 If Jimmah isn'r feeling well, it must be the Jooos serving him food that he doesn't like... a few matzo balls will clear things right up.

Posted by: ford takes a bath at September 28, 2010 11:44 AM (Ki7fm)

185

Ohhh no you don't, pally.  No easy way out for you.  Your soul is mine - I choose the time.

*cracks knucles menacingly*

Posted by: Fluffy Bunnykins, Killer Rabbit of Nightmares at September 28, 2010 11:47 AM (xy9wk)

186
I'm the best ex-president evah.

*blauqch*

*Splat*

Sorry Lord. I take that back.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 28, 2010 11:51 AM (yRJfW)

187

192 October Surprise will be Wellstone Redux

Hey, if you'd elected me, you could have avoided Sen Franken. 

Posted by: Walter Mondale at September 28, 2010 11:56 AM (8lCJT)

188 Someone near him opened up a package of Matzos causing a severe allergic reaction.

Posted by: Valiant at September 28, 2010 11:59 AM (UKSRV)

189 Does he gave a case of malaise?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 28, 2010 12:05 PM (sbV1u)

190 After making us all sick, he finally acknowledged feeling ill.

Neil Boortz said he should check into a retirement home weeks ago.

Just in time to beg sympathy votes for his pets. btw, does Carter blaspheme that his own superior legacy is greater than Obama's first 2 years?

Posted by: maverick muse at September 28, 2010 12:20 PM (H+LJc)

191


Posted by: FireHorse

Carter is what you get by scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Obama, on the other hand, is what's underneath the barrel.

Posted by: maverick muse at September 28, 2010 12:23 PM (H+LJc)

192 Classy classy or Carter classy? There's a big difference.

Posted by: Grayson (No relation to Alan) at September 28, 2010 12:28 PM (kOl/4)

193 The President has been dealing with a chronic case of ISAS (Irritable Self-Aggrandizing Syndrome).  I suspect that could be the source of his upset tummy.


Posted by: fapo at September 28, 2010 12:33 PM (TcaE8)

194 I hope he gets well and challenges Obama for the 2012 nomination.

/not enough popcorn in the whole wide world...

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 28, 2010 01:25 PM (NGf/6)

195 He's so full of shit he got fecal poisoning.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at September 28, 2010 02:13 PM (Gs8Ab)

196 Well, he's a human being that hasn't directly pulled the trigger on anyone that I know of.

Neither did Paul Castellano.  I don't think Meyer Lanski or Carlo Gambino did either.

Posted by: Pelayo at September 28, 2010 02:24 PM (QLmzi)

197 He was taken to Metro General which is where they take all the alkies and crackheads so he must've felt in his element.  Turns out he was supposed to be at a book signing about 5 miles from where I live; on TV you could see the sad faces of all the commie fucks that wanted to get the senile bastard to sign his worthless POS book.  Hell, if I'd have known about it I'd have asked him to sign a copy of Laura Ingraham's "Obama Diaries" to read "From the worst ex-president for a book about Teh Won who will take my title; Dhimmi Earl".

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2010 02:29 PM (hRNYI)

198

Classy?  ok.fine.whatever.

Call me when they take him off life support.

 

Posted by: Murph at September 28, 2010 02:33 PM (fgLMM)

199 Hmmm could this be the Dems October Surprise?  If I would carter I'd keep my eye open for Pelosi dressed as a nurse.... or maybe Barney Frank.

Posted by: scr_north at September 28, 2010 02:57 PM (LCl7X)

200 Even if it was something serious, the hospital systems around Cleveland are some of the best in the world. If the geezer's gonna come down with something, Cleveland is a fortuitous place for it.

Posted by: The Rogue Economist at September 28, 2010 03:13 PM (raVXU)

201 George Blanda - Dead @ 83
Jimmah - Still Kickin' @ 85

Proof that only the good die young.

Posted by: Nimrod1176 at September 28, 2010 03:16 PM (3BzHI)

202 I hear he's prepared to blame Ted Kennedy if things go badly at the hospital...

Posted by: g at September 28, 2010 03:24 PM (gU6mL)

203 When I first heard the news, my first thought was, "My God! Who let the Killer Rabbit loose?!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 28, 2010 03:34 PM (tJjm/)

204 Certainly Jimmy Carter is in a class of his own as a past President of the United States. That said, he is also a woodworker who made most of the furniture in his Plains, Georgia home. I believe he liked native Gum. Upon being voted out of office his staff gifted him with a Robland Combination machine from Belgium which I made note of at the time as I owned one. Hamilton Jordan and other aides gave presents of hand tools and clamps that a creative person like President Carter could use to make furniture to enliven his home atmosphere. That is the mark of a creative. It is amazing to me that a person gifted with the ability to create furniture and accessories to beautify everyday life was so very clueless about that which in retrospect should have been so much easier than building a chair; the Presidency. If people could have seen him wielding a hand plane rather than sitting by a fireplace wearing a goofy cardigan, they might have said 'You know your Grandpa used to use one of those things' and we would have had a second Carter term. Oh Lord. Luckily they waited until he was leaving office to give him something that possibly could have kept him in office and connected him a little better with the common man. Do not, at your peril, lightly dismiss the Carpenter vote.

Posted by: Mark at September 28, 2010 04:36 PM (Va1Y1)

205 does anyone have jimmah over at sweasels joint

Posted by: ? at September 28, 2010 04:40 PM (DCdSz)

206 Maybe he's suffering from a sense of malaise?

cwhutahdidthar

Posted by: RKS at September 28, 2010 05:04 PM (4tRTF)

207 198 Does he gave a case of malaise?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 28, 2010 04:05 PM (sbV1u)


I didn't know you could buy malaise by the case...

Posted by: RightThinker at September 28, 2010 05:36 PM (KmHbv)

208 It is amazing to me that a person gifted with the ability to create furniture and accessories to beautify everyday life was so very clueless about that which in retrospect should have been so much easier than building a chair; the Presidency.

Yeah, well, now we know. 

Whatever the Presidency is, it certainly ain't "rocket science."

Before he got all militantly and globally, anti-semitic, I kind of dug him as an ex-Prez.

Struck me as more of an engineer type.

(Yes, there is a preponderance of witty, socially adept, engineer types here on AosHQ.  You are not normal.)

I can't imagine why anyone ever imagined it was in his soul to be a politician, much less a leader.

He has no people skills!

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