September 28, 2010
— Ace Be classy, people.
Former President Jimmy Carter was taken off a plane and hospitalized Tuesday in Cleveland after he reported feeling ill.A spokeswoman for Cleveland Hopkins Airport said the 85-year-old former president was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center by ambulance...
Unrelated But Similarly Brief: Eiffel Tower evacuated due to bomb threat. Bomb threats are pretty common there.
Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.
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Posted by: Barry O. at September 28, 2010 09:47 AM (HpT9p)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: apotheosis at September 28, 2010 09:48 AM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (L2+HZ)
Posted by: ya2daup at September 28, 2010 09:49 AM (7GfKM)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Cleveland ER at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (2PTT7)
Posted by: RightWingLawSTudent at September 28, 2010 09:50 AM (+IVia)
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: 141 Driver at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (LEynS)
Posted by: Christine Romer's Calculator, er Adding Machine at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (7GfKM)
Thank goodness we have top notch medical facilities which can take care of the former President available.
even in Cleveland.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 28, 2010 09:51 AM (Hj0nA)
Posted by: fluffy & klassy at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (J74Py)
Posted by: cali grump at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (hL0k8)
Posted by: Cleveland General Hospital at September 28, 2010 09:52 AM (2PTT7)
And then, have a long and quiet retirement. Stop trying to build a legacy that will never be.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2010 09:53 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (ndcYO)
Carter had an upset stomach. He'll be fine.
Let the rabbit stagflation peanut Billy lust jokes begin.
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (EPn5l)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2010 09:54 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (pLTLS)
plus we need to keep this walking reminder of the failure of liberal policies in front of the public as long as the lord may see fit...
Posted by: phreshone at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (1AnxB)
Well, he's a human being that hasn't directly pulled the trigger on anyone that I know of.
And he seems to keep up a modicum of personal hygiene.
Is that kind enough?
Whatever, get well soon, you old douchebag, so we can go back to h8ing on you.
Posted by: s'moron at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (CA2NO)
Posted by: DngrMse at September 28, 2010 09:55 AM (aU18B)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 28, 2010 09:56 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (YVZlY)
I wish him all the best. Having said that..............nevermind.
Seriously when he does pass it will be interesting to see all the terrorist scum that will come out to lay flowers at his grave i nan effort to legitmize themselves.
Posted by: Roadking at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (x48vB)
Regarding Jimmy Carter's conditon, I hope to God nobody at the Eiffel Tower was injured.
Posted by: Cicero at September 28, 2010 09:57 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (No0N3)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (0q2P7)
Hmm, Jimmy Carter not quite ready to depart. Neither is Rahm Emmanuel's tenant. From Mediaite:
Rahm Emanuel may be leaving the White House, but that doesnÂ’t mean heÂ’s going to be back in his house. Chicago Sun-Times columnist and talking in the third person enthusiast Michael Sneed is reporting that the tenant Emanuel leased his Chicago home to has no intention of moving out now that the Chief of Staff is returning from Washington. We can only imagine the barrage of four letter words this development has incurred. From the Chicago Sun-Times:
“The upshot: Sneed has learned the tenant, Robert ‘Rob’ P. Halpin, 59, who holds the lease with his wife, Lori, until June 2011, refused to budge.
‘I’m told Rahm and a close lawyer friend made several polite phone calls to Halpin last week, but he bumped up against the wrong guy,’ said a top Sneed source. ‘Halpin reportedly conducts his business from the house and his two kids are in school. He doesn’t want to move.’
In a telephone interview, Halpin, who described himself as an industrial real estate developer in the midst of heading to Louisville on business Monday, told Sneed: ‘Look, according to the lease I am not allowed to speak to the media about the house. But I can tell you I have no plans to move.’”
To make matters worse (and, presumably, Rahm even angrier) the lease was apparently renewed only six days before Mayor Daley announced he wasnÂ’t going to run for reelection. Ouch!
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2010 09:58 AM (8GYOu)
At his current rate of self-awareness gain, I've just wished him immortality.
Posted by: Randy Rager at September 28, 2010 09:59 AM (HyWzM)
I don't buy simple airsickness.
Yup, it doesn't pass my sniff test either. I'm going with a mild stroke or a small heart attack.
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (wDKwf)
Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 28, 2010 10:00 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: maddogg at September 28, 2010 10:01 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (8H0EV)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (AVbdY)
Posted by: maddogg at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 28, 2010 01:55 PM (pLTLS)
I was also just evacuated!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter's bowel at September 28, 2010 10:02 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: ya2daup at September 28, 2010 01:49 PM (7GfKM)
Why would that be a humiliation?
Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (7AOgy)
JC needs to get well and build himself a habitat for humility.
Posted by: mark c at September 28, 2010 10:03 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: DngrMse at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (aU18B)
Posted by: alppuccino at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (ozZXC)
Posted by: dr gregory house at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (oLT/p)
Maybe Jimmeh drank the Bong Water?
Ace : Hows about some Stuxnet coverage? That thing is teh pinnacle of awesome. It's like a little slice of prescient designer Bacon set loose in Iran's Nuclear Network.
I'maDinnerJacket must be crapping his pants right now...
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2010 10:04 AM (VNS5d)
plus we need to keep this walking reminder of the failure of liberal policies in front of the public as long as the lord may see fit...
Posted by: phreshone at September 28, 2010 01:55 PM (1AnxB)
Uh, he was never a Nuclear submariner. He did not finish the school.
Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (Mv/2X)
Posted by: Maloderous at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (wL8I+)
Posted by: huerfano at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (No0N3)
I believe so.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2010 01:56 PM (ndcYO)
It was on Sept. 14. I wonder if this will be a regular every-other-Tuesday event.
Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (7AOgy)
Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (8H0EV)
I can see thousands of them (especially members of the military) lined up along the motorcade route and on every overpass to salute our 39th president.
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 28, 2010 10:05 AM (7+pP9)
His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book.
Hah!
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (EPn5l)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (qndXR)
Hey! We're not paying for any foot amputations today.
Posted by: president barack obama at September 28, 2010 10:06 AM (oLT/p)
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (InSiJ)
His stomach experienced some malaise. Fitting.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: joncelli at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Malloy at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (YU9IY)
Unlike most posters, I have a great deal of admiration and respect for Jimmy Carter. During his reign, he successfully managed to create an environment that resulted in interest rates in excess of 20%, and municipal bond rates of 14.50 - 15.00%.
This period was unfortunate for America, but from an investor standpoint, purchasing the long bond (30-Year Treasury) over 13.50% in January '81 was a wealth creator. Also, the ability to purchase municipal bonds, even with the 10-year call feature resulted in a great deal of wealth creation for investors.
Also, purchasing the long bond in an IRA/SEP was a layup that resulted in tremendous growth, and many availed themselves of Carter's seeming inability to avoid rash decisions.
Again, screw you Jimmy Carter for your ignorance and ability to screw America, but also thanks for helping every member of my family to include the children attain a measure of independence never thought possible.
Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (v1gw3)
The link to a story about you is taking up space on Drudge's page that he desperately wants to fill with more Lady Gaga news.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 28, 2010 10:07 AM (Ulu3i)
Mr. President,
That vaunted number one position that you held for so long.
Well the race isn't even close anymore. Barry passed you...
WITH AUTHORITY!
Led to Breitbart's site by Boker Tov Boulder who has an excellent analysis, imo.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (5aa4z)
"Update: His spokesman says he just has an upset stomach and will soon be back to promoting his latest anti-Jew book."
This one features his story about how HE would have gotten national healthcare passed, except for that backstabbing Teddy Kennedy.
Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (7AOgy)
...Oh god, I just had a '70s flashback.....my elephant leg pants leg is caught in my bike chain.
Oh, to have my old Banana Seat back...good times.
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (VNS5d)
Was he overcome by lust in his heart for a stewardess?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 28, 2010 10:08 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (EPn5l)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 02:08 PM (5aa4z)
FIFY.
Posted by: stuiec at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (7AOgy)
Posted by: dogfish at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (Ncv/n)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2010 02:04 PM (VNS5d)
Hmmm. Iranian nuclear control computers contract a mysterious virus and Jimmy Carter is taken off an airplane with a mysterious malady. Coincidence?
I knew those Israeli virus authors were good, but...
Posted by: Cicero at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (QKKT0)
And the ramen. Appreciate it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:09 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 28, 2010 10:10 AM (FiHGb)
Posted by: dagny at September 28, 2010 10:11 AM (8H0EV)
He should have ensured his food was kosher.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (btiSt)
Hope you take the gas pipe, motherfucker.
Solid B+. I was really looking for a subtle Jew hating joke in there, too.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (5aa4z)
We have four former Presidents still kicking. What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?
Posted by: 85 year old George HW Bush parachuting at September 28, 2010 02:10 PM (m2CN7)
In 1993 Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Carter and Bush 1 were still alive. Not sure if thats a record but I'd guess it is. I'd have to think about it.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (A0VTZ)
Carter did usher in the modern era of Islamism.
Shoulda taken care of the Shaw, dipshit. And, while I'm at it, that was our fucking canal.
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:12 AM (EPn5l)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 02:09 PM (EPn5l)
That Menachem Begin was a sneaky, devious bastard, just like Br'er Rabbit.
Posted by: Jimmah at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Dax at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (HfydS)
He was promoting his new book White House Diarrhea.
Cause you can't stop a movement! You can't stop a movement!1111111!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Johnny 5 at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (8GYOu)
We have four former Presidents still kicking. What's the most number of former Presidents still living at the same time?
5, I think. During the Clinton administration, there was a point where Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Bush 41 were all alive.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 28, 2010 10:13 AM (wDKwf)
Stomachs just don't get "Land the f*ing plane and take me to a hospital!" bad on their own. I am waiting for the real underlying malady here.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:14 AM (0q2P7)
Can't help ya on that one.
Posted by: William Henry Harrison at September 28, 2010 10:14 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: cranky-d at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (0NFrC)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (oLT/p)
The 60's just called and they say they said "get a job!"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (EPn5l)
I told him to eat shit and die, and he fucked that up, too.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 28, 2010 10:15 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Mac Gootbone at September 28, 2010 10:17 AM (XCSw/)
Posted by: Presidential memorial builders union Local 207 at September 28, 2010 10:17 AM (tf9Ne)
Doesn't pancreatic cancer tend to run in his family?
Posted by: 141 Driver at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (LEynS)
I keep trying to think of something good to say about teh jimmy...
uh...he had a submarine named after him?
He liked cardigans?
Oh wait...the Submarine that was named after him? it was a player in "Terminator 3"! that's good.
(well, disregard the timeline that Judgement day was BEFORE the USS Jimmy Carter was commissioned.)
/useless trivia
Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Confuddled at September 28, 2010 10:18 AM (gbCNS)
What a rich and full life this man must have experienced.
Did you know that he was even President of the United States for a few years?
Yep. I was just a baby but it did happen in my lifetime, so I know it is true.
Just goes to show you...
Anything can happen in this country.
85 years is a long time, for a male.
Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:19 AM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Farrar, Straus and Giroux at September 28, 2010 10:19 AM (pRKLf)
Let's meet the Carter's:
President Carter mentioned his daughter during a 1980 debate with Ronald Reagan, when he said he had asked her what the most important issue in that election was and she said, "the control of nuclear arms". Once, when asked whether she had any message for the children of America, Amy replied with a simple "No".
Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:20 AM (v1gw3)
57
Posted by: BarryO at September 28, 2010 10:20 AM (OrgDG)
Posted by: Carter's Doctor at September 28, 2010 10:21 AM (mka2b)
Yes. We try to rotate it with our car-b-ques. You know, keep it fresh and all.
Posted by: french yutes of unknown origin at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (OKZrE)
“Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."
-Lillian Carter
Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (v1gw3)
Upset stomach? All that seething, bitter jew hatred is finally eating him up inside. Get well soon you anti-semitic fuck. The 'palestinians' are counting on you.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (uvFJG)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 28, 2010 10:22 AM (OrgDG)
Posted by: GrumpyUnk at September 28, 2010 10:23 AM (TkQ9R)
When I was 23, and Reagan had been elected, I enlisted in the USMC. I couldn't stand what had happened in our country.
Carter held the esteemed position of Worst President of My Life for all these years. I thought it was pretty much impossible for anyone to be a worse president than Carter.
Until now. I now see it is actually possible for us to have a worse president than Carter. God help us.
Posted by: CoastalIkeSurvivor at September 28, 2010 10:23 AM (4w47S)
The smartest Carter from Plains, Georgia was not Jimmah, Rosalynn, Lillian, or Amy, it was the only one to every create a job in the private sector, Billy Carter, father of Billy Beer.
Posted by: Fish at September 28, 2010 10:25 AM (v1gw3)
"Put away the resumes, boys, it's just a stomach ache."
Posted by: Drumwaster at September 28, 2010 10:25 AM (dWFSK)
Bomb threats are pretty common there.
I remember once, back in the early '80s, there was a bomb threat at the Eiffel Tower. Terrorists clamed they had a nuke. Turned out they weren't bluffing. ...
... wait. That was the beginning of Superman II. Never mind.
(Best wishes for President Carter.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (sWynj)
We've already got another Carter in the White House.
Note that this video was created six months before Obama won election. Its not like nobody saw this coming.
Posted by: looking closely at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: vivi at September 28, 2010 10:26 AM (Fjbl9)
Posted by: Holger at September 28, 2010 10:28 AM (QLmzi)
okay, this stupid Alan Grayson .gif thing sucks but now I'm determined to show it
That may give me nightmares.
Hey, folks, I haven't been here all day, so maybe this has been discussed already, but why isn't there a flaming skull for Bob Beckel's threatening Pam Geller? That was disgusting.
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 28, 2010 10:32 AM (XdlcF)
We don't "know" that he only had an upset stomach.
We know that we were TOLD he has an upset stomach.
In general "upset stomach" doesn't require emergent medical attention. While its probable that the diagnosis is correct, its also possible that it isn't, or that we're not being told the whole truth here.
Posted by: looking closely at September 28, 2010 10:33 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 28, 2010 02:09 PM
He was terrorized by a jewish rabbit while fishing- they're the worst kind.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 28, 2010 10:34 AM (uvFJG)
Posted by: Todd Bridges: alpha to omega and still tokin' at September 28, 2010 10:36 AM (x60m8)
I keep trying to think of something good to say about teh jimmy...
He attended the United States Naval Academy. Upon graduating, he was picked by Admiral Rickover to serve in the nuclear fleet aboard a submarine.
uh...he had a submarine named after him?
Appropriately so. In a time when the Navy honoring presidents by naming aircrat carriers after them, Carter's name was attached to an attack sub. During the ceremony, Carter sung the praises of Rickover.
During the Three Mile Island crisis, Carter visited the facility. When he said the plant and the area were safe, he spoke as our head of state, head of government, and someone who was once among the world's best nuclear engineers. For all the things he did as president that I still criticize, I'm still glad he was the guy in charge in 1979.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:37 AM (sWynj)
Yeah, I think that I kind of vaguely, sorta kinda remember that and thinking that she was sort of cool.
Didn't help later though, when some supercilious little 9 year old brat got tons of coverage for a letter she wrote to Yuri Andropov (!?) and then all of us were consigned to writing "Heartfelt Letters" to world leaders we'd never heard of, about topics we hadn't the first clue about.
Gawd.
Enough to make a people pleasing, 10 year old Deety feel pretty icky.
(Especially when she twigged that, not only was penmanship right out, she was expected to come up with 3 "quality" letters for some "who aren't as expressive" in her class.)
Okay!
Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:37 AM (aVzyR)
I was a wee babe back when he ran the nation. My mom worked in hospital finance, my dad a power project technician. We couldn't afford to buy a house because of the interest rates. So we lived in a double wide on a rented slot. My dad used to lament how HUD would help those making less than us buy real houses without paying the huge interest of the day. Good times, good times.
Jimmy get well and I hope you live long, so that we might remember, the cost of government compassion.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 28, 2010 10:38 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jeff at September 28, 2010 10:39 AM (A3tpD)
Jokes and puns aside, no decent human wishes ill to Carter. As a human being, I wish him well.
As leader of the free world, he was an unmitigated disaster. As steward of the Oval Office, he was an incompetent idiot. The damage he did went far and wide.
And you know how he got elected? He campaigned in the center. He offered a homespun, outsider approach to DC, and promised he would "change" the way things were done. He lurched from one disaster to the next until it became absolutely embarrassing even to the Democrats.
Jimmy Carter did have one positive effect that we should thank him for -- he turned former Democrats like me into Reagan Republicans.
Obama is Jimmy Carter Squared.
Posted by: Full Moon at September 28, 2010 10:43 AM (DtbEv)
Obama is Jimmy Carter Squared.
That means the square root of Jimmy Carter is ±Obama.
(Don't forget the "±" sign, kids. You'll lose points on the test without it.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 10:47 AM (sWynj)
Posted by: The eight who died at operation Eagle Claw at September 28, 2010 10:48 AM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Book Geek at September 28, 2010 10:51 AM (1+OO5)
That would be a very kind sentiment to express to a dying old man.
I've got a soft spot for the elderly, I'll admit it.
Posted by: Deety being classy at September 28, 2010 10:52 AM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Dr. Pissy Pants at September 28, 2010 10:53 AM (qxcKC)
1) Headline From FoxNews: "Former President Carter Hospitalized for 'Upset Stomach' in Cleveland."
Someone must have showed Carter the latest poll numbers.
2) The words of Winston Churchill come to mind: "While I would not wish death upon any man, there are few obituaries I could read with relish."
Posted by: Detroyes at September 28, 2010 10:56 AM (4T2i7)
If that's what it takes to get the next Ronald Reagen, then so be it.
Posted by: Detroyes at September 28, 2010 10:57 AM (4T2i7)
Posted by: FeralCat at September 28, 2010 10:57 AM (SiZAj)
Posted by: Speller at September 28, 2010 01:52 PM (J74Py)
Too bad Mt Sinai is closed
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2010 11:04 AM (hRNYI)
Posted by: BillyBob at September 28, 2010 11:06 AM (F0Pf9)
165 Firehorse-
USNA graduate status does not confer immediate Honor, Ipso Facto. However it is a very respectable achievement.
I put Carter's military service in the same catagory as John McCain's- that is to say, I HIGHLY respect the men for their Military service. That does not necessarily translate into respect for their Political Service.
1979? Three Mile Island crisis is your reference? ok. Who do I want to handle it... A Nuclear Engineer as opposed to say...a Community Organizer? Ok. I'll buy that- I pick the Nuclear Engineer as well.
Posted by: USMC8541 at September 28, 2010 11:06 AM (v3pYe)
Dear Lord,
Please be kind and merciful to Jimmy Carter. If it be thy will, allow him to stay and be an example to others.
(An example of what, I won't say...)
Posted by: Warthog at September 28, 2010 11:22 AM (WDySP)
Jewish doctors, horribly disfigured under their masks and black leather surgical gowns, enter the room to give unnecessary rabbit plague shots. The contents of the large syringes can be seen to glow and pulse with a strange green luminescence. They advance slowly. Somewhere, perhaps behind the blood-spattered walls, a terrified baby is screaming.
Nightmarish music swells to a crescendo.
(Fade out)
Posted by: Jimmy's fevered mind at September 28, 2010 11:24 AM (ceDKr)
So, there you have it, people --
Old 'N Busted: Malaise
New Hotness: Lethargy
Obama is inspiration incarnate.
Posted by: Phinn at September 28, 2010 11:30 AM (emFX5)
184 USMC8541 --
Wholehearted agreement with everything you said. Let me copy, paste and add to the list:
A crisis in Community Organization -- Who do I want to handle it... A Nuclear Engineer as opposed to say...a Community Organizer?
I'd pick the Nuclear Engineer for this, too.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 11:37 AM (sWynj)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 28, 2010 11:40 AM (MTnNh)
Polynikes, 174 --
Thanks for the correction, and sorry for the misinfo I typed above. Carter didn't actually serve in the nuclear fleet. (Right there in Wikipedia.)
As far as the Carter to Obama comparisons, I think they're all moot and the two, as presidents, cannot be compared.
Carter is a Tier One president, and I'd say he ranks somewhere between #40 and #43 among those in the top tier.
Obama, on the other hand, is at the top of Tier Two.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 28, 2010 11:43 AM (sWynj)
Posted by: ford takes a bath at September 28, 2010 11:44 AM (Ki7fm)
Ohhh no you don't, pally. No easy way out for you. Your soul is mine - I choose the time.
*cracks knucles menacingly*
Posted by: Fluffy Bunnykins, Killer Rabbit of Nightmares at September 28, 2010 11:47 AM (xy9wk)
192 October Surprise will be Wellstone Redux
Hey, if you'd elected me, you could have avoided Sen Franken.
Posted by: Walter Mondale at September 28, 2010 11:56 AM (8lCJT)
Posted by: Valiant at September 28, 2010 11:59 AM (UKSRV)
Neil Boortz said he should check into a retirement home weeks ago.
Just in time to beg sympathy votes for his pets. btw, does Carter blaspheme that his own superior legacy is greater than Obama's first 2 years?
Posted by: maverick muse at September 28, 2010 12:20 PM (H+LJc)
Carter is what you get by scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Obama, on the other hand, is what's underneath the barrel.
Posted by: maverick muse at September 28, 2010 12:23 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Grayson (No relation to Alan) at September 28, 2010 12:28 PM (kOl/4)
Posted by: fapo at September 28, 2010 12:33 PM (TcaE8)
/not enough popcorn in the whole wide world...
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 28, 2010 01:25 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Muppet Fart at September 28, 2010 02:13 PM (Gs8Ab)
Neither did Paul Castellano. I don't think Meyer Lanski or Carlo Gambino did either.
Posted by: Pelayo at September 28, 2010 02:24 PM (QLmzi)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2010 02:29 PM (hRNYI)
Posted by: scr_north at September 28, 2010 02:57 PM (LCl7X)
Posted by: The Rogue Economist at September 28, 2010 03:13 PM (raVXU)
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Yeah, well, now we know.
Whatever the Presidency is, it certainly ain't "rocket science."
Before he got all militantly and globally, anti-semitic, I kind of dug him as an ex-Prez.
Struck me as more of an engineer type.
(Yes, there is a preponderance of witty, socially adept, engineer types here on AosHQ. You are not normal.)
I can't imagine why anyone ever imagined it was in his soul to be a politician, much less a leader.
He has no people skills!
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