July 19, 2010

Joe Biden - Truth teller
— Purple Avenger

I love Slow Joe, he's one of those rare Washington types who, out of shockingly naive dumbassededness and congenital stupidity, often speaks the truth in a way he didn't really intend. He just gets the timelines and geography a little wrong sometimes. He's the Forest Gump of the political class.

Vice President Joe Biden brushed aside suggestions on Sunday that Democrats will suffer big losses in November midterm elections, vowing that Barack Obama's governing party will "shock the heck out of everybody."
Here, he just got the timeline a little wrong. The democrats have already "shocked the heck out of everyone" -- which is why he was having that discussion on ABC News to begin with.

The public is starting to realize this junta is pretty much capable of almost anything as long as it weakens the nation and economy and increases their taxes. We're not "shocked" by that stuff anymore.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 08:01 AM | Comments (46)
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1 Actually I would rather have that idiot Biden in there than Obama. He would hurt the country but not as much as Obama.

Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2010 08:02 AM (/jbAw)

2
haha, you guys having a contest for who can push down Ace's posts fastest?

Posted by: boner pills cheap at July 19, 2010 08:03 AM (uFokq)

3
I asked yesterday if someone can give me a single instance of when Joe Biden was right about anything.

Posted by: boner pills cheap at July 19, 2010 08:04 AM (uFokq)

4 BO and JB are bookends when it comes to congenitality.

Posted by: bugsrus at July 19, 2010 08:08 AM (Y0sZr)

5
Another question to think about:

Can you point to a single instance when Republicans blatantly and openly mocked  and ridiculed leftist protesters?

Heaven knows moonbat protesters are mock-worthy, but can you remember a time when Republicans took a shit on those protesters? George Bush never said an unkind word about all those hateful bastards.

Even going back to Ronald Reagan and Nixon, they never said a disparaging word about the leftist protesters.


Posted by: boner pills cheap at July 19, 2010 08:08 AM (uFokq)

6
But Bob cocksucker Corker and Trent shithead Lott feel free to call us rabble rousers.

And the Democrats and Obama and his ugly wife have no reservations saying we have no right to protest and we're racists.

Posted by: boner pills cheap at July 19, 2010 08:10 AM (uFokq)

7 Joe is living proof you don't have to be smart to go far in politics, you just need a really stupid electorate.

Posted by: maddogg at July 19, 2010 08:11 AM (OlN4e)

8

I wanna party w/slo jo. he's a hoot.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 19, 2010 08:11 AM (pr+up)

9

really stupid electorate

or a sad life story that garners you sympathy points  (ie, dead kid and wife.)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 08:15 AM (pLTLS)

10

Biden is the Democrat's answer to Dan Quayle.

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2010 08:15 AM (V40IZ)

11

"Joe is living proof you don't have to be smart to go far in politics, you just need a really stupid electorate Bosley Hair Services."

In before Ann Coulter.

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2010 08:17 AM (V40IZ)

12

Biden is the Democrat's answer to Dan Quayle.

Horsehit.

Quayle didn't even come close to Biden on the scale of dumbassity.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 08:18 AM (pLTLS)

13 Biden is the impetus for all polock jokes.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 19, 2010 08:18 AM (pr+up)

14 Biden is the Democrat's answer to Dan Quayle.

I can picture Joe Biden blasted out of his mind with a lampshade on his head setting the drapes on fire at a party...Dan Quayle, not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 19, 2010 08:19 AM (Z7zil)

15 Were the November elections simply suspended and the Prezznit to declare himself Prezznit-For-Life, it would not shock the heck out of me.  Not in the least.  I'm almost expecting it, and it's looking like the only way to prevent the Dems from losing big (other than the GOP snatching defeat from the jaws of voctory, I mean).

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 19, 2010 08:19 AM (Jdtsu)

16 Joe is living proof you don't have to be smart to go far in politics, you just need a really stupid electorate.

We love Joe.

Posted by: The People of Walmart at July 19, 2010 08:19 AM (554T5)

17 "Victory," by the way, not "voctory."  I should never type angry.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 19, 2010 08:20 AM (Jdtsu)

18 #7 Joe is living proof you don't have to be smart to go far in politics, you just need a really stupid electorate. Nope, you just need a Soros and Acornholers.

Posted by: bugsrus at July 19, 2010 08:21 AM (Y0sZr)

19

I can picture Joe Biden blasted out of his mind

Isn't he a recovering alcoholic?? I didn't think he drank. (So he can't even blame his stupidity on that!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 08:22 AM (pLTLS)

20

"Quayle didn't even come close to Biden on the scale of dumbassity."

They saw our bet, and doubled it.

We need to focus on what will be our follow-up volley.  Seriously.  Who does the GOP have that is dumber than Biden?

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2010 08:23 AM (V40IZ)

21
Well, once in a while, I call Olympia Snowe and have a nice chat.

Posted by: History at July 19, 2010 08:24 AM (uFokq)

22

 Who does the GOP have that is dumber than Biden?

A ha.

This is a trick question.

Obama isn't part of the GOP, but nice try!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 08:26 AM (pLTLS)

23

"Who does the GOP have that is dumber than Biden?"

Hey, is anybody gonna mind if I finish off the rest of the whore's deeov-wares?  I haven't eaten in, like, hours.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at July 19, 2010 08:26 AM (V40IZ)

24 Biden may be right. All they have to do is yell "racist" and the GOP will spend a few weeks groveling and currying favor with the media.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2010 08:28 AM (FcR7P)

25

We need to focus on what will be our follow-up volley.  Seriously.  Who does the GOP have that is dumber than Biden?

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2010 12:23 PM (V40IZ)

LESBIANS!!!!!!

 

Posted by: M.Steele at July 19, 2010 08:28 AM (pr+up)

26 Vice President Joe Biden brushed aside suggestions on Sunday that Democrats will suffer big losses in November midterm elections, vowing that Barack Obama's governing party will "shock the heck out of everybody."

If so many people are going to vote for Demoncrats, why would so many people be "shocked"?  That doesn't seem to make sense.  I need to see the profit and earnings ratios on Crazy Joe's call, since it sounds like a premium reduction of 3000% to me.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 19, 2010 08:29 AM (Qp4DT)

27
The good news is that Joe "Always Wrong" Biden's prediction cancels out Dick "Bad Predictions" Morris' prediction of the GOP winning control. So we're back to even chances.


Posted by: History at July 19, 2010 08:30 AM (uFokq)

28 Come November, I think the Democrats are really gonna give America The Shocker!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2010 08:33 AM (F26eZ)

29

or a sad life story that garners you sympathy points  (ie, dead kid and wife.)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 12:15 PM (pLTLS)

Too bad fuckhead Joe chose the low road and dropped hints that the guy who collided with his wife (in an accident that was caused by Mrs Biden's error) had been drinking when there was no such evidence cited by the responding cops.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 19, 2010 08:38 AM (qPpkJ)

30 #7 Even thick ankled Hill could have won with Soros and the Acornholers.

Posted by: bugsrus at July 19, 2010 08:44 AM (Y0sZr)

31

"Been in a Dunkin' Donuts lately?

Two words for you - Joe don't lie!"

Posted by: Joe 'Short Bus' Biden at July 19, 2010 08:45 AM (4OnPC)

32

Even going back to Ronald Reagan and Nixon, they never said a disparaging word about the leftist protesters.

Of course not. The moment anyone says anything bad -- no matter how true -- about lefty marchers, the press finds an unmarried, retired woman raising her grandkids and bailing out her daugher on a fixed income and interviews her. Of course, the press finds this woman because the protest organizers sent them her contact information.

And coached the woman on what to say.

(Fer crissake, you can't even get the lefties to admit that the black block anarchists are their problem to deal with, despite the fact that the only time those thugs come out is during a march for a lefty cause. You think they'll ever admit that they're marching in an event organized by Stalinists, alongside people calling for the extermination of Jews and the institution of death camps in the US?)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2010 08:46 AM (ZJ/un)

33 Biden is not forrest Gump, he is the Ltn Frank Drebin, from Naked Gun

Posted by: biff at July 19, 2010 08:48 AM (PYHRj)

34 Biden is not forrest Gump, he is the Ltn Frank Drebin, from Naked Gun

Posted by: biff at July 19, 2010 12:48 PM (PYHRj)

Biden is more like a really stupid version of Igor.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 19, 2010 08:51 AM (Qp4DT)

35 You know, isn't this whole "governing party" notion very European of him?

Don't we believe here in the United States that the Party elected to the Presidency, and to a majority of the Congress, SHARES power with the minority party?

Isn't it really only the Parliamentary system which believes in a "governing party"?

Think about how you here this phrase (out of Parliamentary systems),

"We are soon going to have a new Government."

If you heard that phrase in America, it would mean we had decided to replace the Constitution.

Am I right, or am I making too much of this?

Posted by: Pastorius at July 19, 2010 08:52 AM (B7BtC)

36 Am I right, or am I making too much of this?

Posted by: Pastorius at July 19, 2010 12:52 PM (B7BtC)

You are right. There are serious structural differences between the US architecture of governance and all of the crappy Euro-style, party-oriented parliamentary systems. As you point out, we have a permanent government that is inhabited by individuals, versus the ephemeral governments that the parliamentary systems only allow to be formed once a party/coalition grabs control of the legislature - meaning that the parliamentary systems are, at their core, in opposition to the American system, since the Executive and the Legislative are inextricably tied together in the shitty Euro systems. Of course, the reason for this is simple, as the Euro-weenies had permanent Executives (in the royals) and had their governmental structure appear ad hoc, as the legislature took over more and more control from the Executive. In the end, the Euros (and everyone else in the world who adopted their crappy systems) have no separation of powers, at all (one of the keystones of American governance) and the notions of governments being formed and destroyed, on the whim of legislative action.

Of course, the demoncrats prefer the Euro system (which is much more collectivist, being party-oriented, whereas political parties are not even Constitutional entities in the US) which they demonstrated in a spate of stupidity when they took over Congress in 2006 by holding 2 "no-confidence" votes in Bush. Clearly, a no-confidence vote in our Congress is beyond meaningless, but the Dims think they are members of parliament. They just don't understand the US or the US Constitution - though they hate what little they do know.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 19, 2010 09:01 AM (Qp4DT)

37 I see that Hollywood is making a picture about Margaret Thatcher in which she is portrayed as senile.  Thatcher senile and Reagan afflicted with Alzheimer and still they managed to do the impossible, take down the USSR and improve the economy, while super geniuses Obama, Biden, Pelosi et al. just keep screwing things up more and more.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 19, 2010 09:01 AM (xxgag)

38 Joe "Heckster" Biden

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 19, 2010 09:14 AM (snlsw)

39 Joe "Window-licker" Biden

Posted by: Frank G at July 19, 2010 09:33 AM (TuQAi)

40 So the coup planned by Obama is on then? And Biden let it out?

Typical. Never tell Biden anything.

Posted by: whiskey at July 19, 2010 09:38 AM (t3UKO)

41 Good old Joe does have a tendency to blurt out the truth at times.  He might be trying to warn us about the upcoming vote fraud.

Posted by: luagha at July 19, 2010 09:38 AM (Dk9yX)

42

Yeah hes funny and all that, but he is also emblematic of the dumb as a rock, redistribute your wealth, union-based socialist that has run every big city in the US straight into the ground.

If you gave me a free punch in the nose to the socialist pol of my choice, Joe might very well be my choice.

Posted by: Thread Killing Spammer at July 19, 2010 09:38 AM (jat5l)

43 Even going back to Ronald Reagan and Nixon, they never said a disparaging word about the leftist protesters.


Posted by: boner pills cheap at July 19, 2010 12:08 PM (uFokq)

As governor of California Reagan used to take shots at the hippies. He said, something like he saw a kid with a sign that said, Make love not war. Reagan quipped, From the looks of him he couldn't do either. Reagan also used to mention how the hippies needed was a bar of soap and some water

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2010 09:42 AM (1Jaio)

44 As a long time resident of the state of Washington where votes are "found" until the correct candidate wins, I have no doubt that he is telling the truth. I expect we will all be very surprised at the blatant and open fraud in November.

Posted by: leftcoastrighty at July 19, 2010 10:46 AM (J6r7C)

45 Joe Biden = Bizarro Forrest Gump: "Life is like a 7-11, you can't go in one without seein' an Indian or some guy with a turban on his head speakin' in some foreign accent ya cain't understand..."

Posted by: joe at July 19, 2010 12:05 PM (6f5uD)

46 Who will be at the Ballot boxes and polling stations this time? More Black Panthers ?  The union thugs? The local NAACP ? the KKK ? they all work for the Democrates.. Nothing these Corrupt racist do or say suprises me anymore..

Posted by: Dw Pepper at July 20, 2010 06:55 AM (LWlYK)

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