April 05, 2010
— DrewM And now we find out exactly how dumb Mav, er, John McCain thinks we all are.
"I never considered myself a maverick," he told Newsweek. "I consider myself a person who serves the people of Arizona to the best of his abilities."
Really Mav, er, John? Really?
We can all run down a litany of issues where Mav, er, John bucked the party and reveled in it. Who exactly does Mav, er, Senator McCain think he's fooling?
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He has no respect for the GOP voters, and with moderately good reason.
Posted by: Ella at April 05, 2010 02:39 PM (5flG3)
50.1% of the AZ primary voter, he hopes.
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2010 02:39 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: mare at April 05, 2010 02:40 PM (X1fsj)
This dumb fuck is the reason we have Wee Wee in the Oval Office..
..imagine the ass-kicking he would have gotten had he not chosen Palin
Posted by: beedubya at April 05, 2010 02:40 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: ParisParamus at April 05, 2010 02:41 PM (GgR+e)
How many times does that douche bag have to demonstrate that he's a habitual liar?
And still the GOP wonders why they loose elections.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 05, 2010 02:41 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: President Obama at April 05, 2010 02:42 PM (NgoAe)
Posted by: bill-tb at April 05, 2010 02:42 PM (y+QfZ)
Posted by: Arizona Retard at April 05, 2010 02:45 PM (I1/U/)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 05, 2010 02:47 PM (Jdtsu)
Posted by: Megan McCain (Rhino) at April 05, 2010 02:48 PM (I1/U/)
Posted by: katya at April 05, 2010 02:50 PM (urgTp)
Posted by: lauraw at April 05, 2010 02:50 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Iceman (in a totally non-gay way... well, maybe slighly gay) at April 05, 2010 02:51 PM (s9xyY)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 05, 2010 02:51 PM (Jdtsu)
I have a friend who is rabidly Democratic (hey, she's cute!) and she and I must avoid discussion of politics at all costs because we only agree on one thing. John McCain is a dork, and not to be trusted.
Posted by: Lokki at April 05, 2010 02:51 PM (gE65f)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2010 02:52 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Sen. John McCain at April 05, 2010 02:52 PM (QKKT0)
heh, McCain's stupid daughter didn't do him any favors by sticking her fat thumb in the base's eye, either.
Posted by: Mr Spock at April 05, 2010 02:52 PM (1HKg5)
Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2010 02:54 PM (5ican)
Posted by: James Garner & Mel Gibson at April 05, 2010 02:54 PM (pUfK9)
Something comes to mind about "and the horse you rode in on"
I can't seem to remember the rest....
Any of you Southwesterners help me out here?
Posted by: Gunslinger at April 05, 2010 02:55 PM (Zi+FQ)
McCain has been an honorary member of the family for years.
Posted by: Bret Maverick at April 05, 2010 02:55 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: mare at April 05, 2010 02:55 PM (X1fsj)
Except that you always considered yourself a maverick.
Posted by: Mark Foo at April 05, 2010 02:56 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Ghoul Aid at April 05, 2010 02:57 PM (/aenp)
Posted by: JorgXMcKie at April 05, 2010 02:57 PM (TmbfY)
Now come on. Who can possibly vote for this guy? He epitomizes Beltway Insiderism.
Will we ever be rid of these statists and, it would appear, liars?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2010 02:58 PM (swuwV)
You all don't know anything. Oh boy! Sheperd Smith is almost on!
Posted by: John McCain at April 05, 2010 02:58 PM (eXBDT)
I have an AZ primary to vote in, and for the 3rd time, Mav will not be my choice.
Frakking narco-war is spilling across the border, AZ farmers shot to death on their own land, Phoenix is the kidnapping capital of the US, and what do I remember about Mav, amnesty, and the border fence?
Yep, like it or not, J.D. Hayworth gets the primary vote.
Posted by: 141 Driver at April 05, 2010 02:59 PM (LEynS)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 05, 2010 03:00 PM (Oxen1)
How many ranchers have to die before McCain builds the God Damn Fence he promised?
I didn't promise to build a fence. Er, uh, I promised to one day promise to build the fence. Help me here, Lindsey.
Posted by: John McCain at April 05, 2010 03:04 PM (eXBDT)
Posted by: mare at April 05, 2010 03:05 PM (X1fsj)
Posted by: Sarahcuda at April 05, 2010 03:08 PM (swuwV)
"Who exactly does Mav, er, Senator McCain think he's fooling?"
I'll take "All the idiots who keep voting for him," for $1,000 please, Alex.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2010 03:09 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: Megan McCain (Rhino) at April 05, 2010 06:48 PM (I1/U/)
I hear a stick of butter callin' your name "Faaaaaatty, Faaaaaatty McButterpaaaaants"
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:10 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: John McCain at April 05, 2010 03:11 PM (tND31)
Palin musr have let her subscription to Unprincipled American lapse.
Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2010 03:13 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2010 03:13 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2010 07:13 PM (T0NGe)
So's Kerry, except for that whole hot wife thing.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:14 PM (erIg9)
Even I can agree with that. Just do it for your country.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 03:14 PM (c0A3e)
Michigan, California legislatures
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 05, 2010 07:16 PM (o8Qz0)
you can add New York in that list
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:18 PM (erIg9)
There is good reason for that.
/McCain's old enough to play the white-haired Zeus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 03:20 PM (c0A3e)
@48: "Two words: TERM LIMITS"
Goddamn straight! Let Us out to loot again!
Don't you know that We are in here with commoners?
Posted by: Former Illinois pols, currently serving prison terms at April 05, 2010 03:20 PM (kmEfr)
John, you are an old man with a hot rich wife. Give. It. Up.
Yeah, John. What's more fun? Kissing my ass or porking your wife?
Posted by: Barry the Kenyen at April 05, 2010 03:21 PM (eXBDT)
@58: "McCain's old enough to play the white-haired Zeus."
Nah, he couldn't really throw thunderbolts with any degree of accuracy.Too soon?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2010 03:22 PM (kmEfr)
John McCain, only Senator with personalized coffee cups on all the Sunday Talk show sets.
Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 05, 2010 03:22 PM (4Hy88)
Good point. Seriously, I just wish we could replace McCain and Grahamnasty in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 03:24 PM (c0A3e)
@61: "What's more fun? Kissing my ass or porking your wife?"
Need You ask, my lord? Need You ask?
*kiss*
*kiss*
*kiss*
*kiss*
*kiss*
*kiss*
Posted by: St. John, the McCain at April 05, 2010 03:24 PM (kmEfr)
"Two words: TERM LIMITS"
I keep saying that. But nobody ever listens to me.
Posted by: katya at April 05, 2010 07:23 PM (urgTp)
INORITE
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:24 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 05, 2010 03:24 PM (C8qIl)
Mav's got Lindsey Graham's Disease, "LGD." He's so full of himself, he knows better than the people who sent him there.
He was sent there to represent his constituents, not vote his conscience. But that's giving him too much credit. All those times he crossed the aisle were conscience votes? I think not. They were "look at me!" votes. They were "I am the man!" votes.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2010 03:25 PM (SFHOT)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 05, 2010 07:24 PM (C8qIl)
Didn't have a lot of choice.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:25 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: John "The Maverick" McCain at April 05, 2010 03:25 PM (pUO5u)
"I consider myself a person who serves the people of Arizona to the best of his abilities."
Well, I for one agree with him
He's a totally stupid crooked senile fucking idiot who has no abilities at all.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 05, 2010 03:26 PM (wU8a6)
When the liberal democrats in the Senate were sucking John-John McCain's dick, he was a very engaging and content Senator extolling the virtues of bi-partisanship to reach consensus.
Translated, this meant he liked having his dick sucked, and would betray the conservative party to vote with his newest and bestest friends, the liberal/socialist.
Besides, his fat-ass burger munching daughter agrees with his liberal voting record while he proclaims his conservatism, and that makes McCain a fraud in the proud tradition of Hussein "IÂ’m a great pitcher" Obama.
Posted by: Fish at April 05, 2010 03:27 PM (M5t+h)
Bret Maverick
I have asked him for the certificate back.
Posted by: Bart Maverick at April 05, 2010 03:27 PM (C8qIl)
Here it is: "CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- The state mine director says six miners are dead and 21 missing following a West Virginia coal mine explosion
Ron Wooten says initial reports are that the explosion occurred about 3 p.m. at Massey Energy's Performance Coal Co. mine in Raleigh County, about 30 miles south of Charleston.
Emergency crews are heading to the mine that is located near Montcalm.
Massey Energy reported the explosion but did not provide details.
Wooten says he has yet to talk with anyone at the mine.
WSAZ has a crew on scene. Keep clicking on WSAZ.com for the very latest information."
Posted by: curious at April 05, 2010 03:27 PM (p302b)
wow, wonder if the explosion caused the earthquake or the earthquake caused the explosion?
Posted by: curious at April 05, 2010 03:30 PM (p302b)
McCain has used up his veteran/hero/sacrifice points. That was all he had going; now he has nothing. I have even lost some of my enthusiasm for Palin for endorsing the old gas bag.
I really think that it was part of the deal when he asked her to be a VP candidate. Politics work that way. She's probably feeling that she sold her soul right about now. When this is over, I think she'll be done with him.
Posted by: Barry the Kenyen at April 05, 2010 03:30 PM (eXBDT)
I keep saying that. But nobody ever listens to me.
--------------------
Then you need to hire us! We're 100% successful in enacting and enforcing term limits, and we're willing to fight for you! If we don't win, you don't pay!
Posted by: Booth, Guiteau, Czolgosz, & Oswald, LLC at April 05, 2010 03:31 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: newer at April 05, 2010 07:29 PM (D2axM)
I have a feeling, she's going to have the last laugh on that account.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:31 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 05, 2010 03:33 PM (lnVVe)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 05, 2010 03:38 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 05, 2010 03:39 PM (XIXhw)
I'm starting to think that the Mavericky Dipshit and Benedict Arlen ought to do a road tour together. They are really a match made in Mavericky heaven.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 05, 2010 03:41 PM (N49h9)
Republican National Committee chief of staff Ken McKay has resigned in the wake of a controversy over an expenditure at a risque California nightclub, RNC communications director Doug Heye said Monday.
http://tinyurl.com/yc7b2k2
Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2010 03:42 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Dianne & Brian at April 05, 2010 03:43 PM (ITzbJ)
But we need guys like McCain in the party because the big tent is how we get Lindsey Graham a committee Chairmanship when we have the majority.
Posted by: Ace of Clovers at April 05, 2010 03:44 PM (Oxen1)
Let me just take this opportunity to express my disappointment in teh ladies, here. Your rights are being taken away by The Man and you do nothing. Your sisters are out there fighting for You.
Take off your tops and join them now before your right to bare breast is taken away forever. And make sure you take pics...or it never happened.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 03:46 PM (7/lTI)
Is Harry Reid a feckless crapweasle?
YOU BETCHA
Is Harry Reid going to be, come January, a lonely recluse, shut up in one of his ill-gotten homes, with a wife bitching at him all the time to get up off his ass and do something?
YOU BETCHA
Posted by: Soona' at April 05, 2010 03:46 PM (eXBDT)
Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2010 03:48 PM (pUO5u)
I'm voting to send McCain to Sedona, AZ permanently.
Maybe the new agers will sweat lodge him?
Posted by: Barbarian at April 05, 2010 03:49 PM (EL+OC)
Or maybe Reid will become a wife beater, as he said that's what unemployed men are more likely to become.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 03:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 05, 2010 03:49 PM (wU8a6)
btw, notice how Mooghan hasn't tweeted anything stupid, lately? Her mom and dad musta told her to put her muzzle on her big fat mouth until the election is over. Buncha phonies, the whole family.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 03:49 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 05, 2010 03:52 PM (wOtDN)
Can anyone doubt that, should he get reelected and Graham or Lieberman come up with some gang of whatever, that McCain would jump in with both feet?
Quisling is a better word.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2010 03:53 PM (cd6Ip)
Posted by: ed at April 05, 2010 03:54 PM (1X0Ur)
What a great time for the RNC to implode. It's almost as if it has been infiltrated by some who do not have its best interests at heart.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 03:55 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 03:56 PM (5d7pB)
Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2010 03:58 PM (suDMh)
They never liked him. The more appropriate question is "are they pretending to like him?" He was just a pawn for their own ends.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 03:58 PM (c0A3e)
They love McCain if a)there's no Democrat available, and b)he's trashing/confounding Republicans.
If either case is not true, he's Worse Than Hitlertm.
Posted by: nickless at April 05, 2010 03:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 03:59 PM (tLS6Z)
What a great time for the RNC to implode. It's almost as if it has been infiltrated by some who do not have its best interests at heart.
The RNC can go fuck themselves. I, for one, among many conservatives, will donate directly to the candidate of my choice. Why do we need these beltway middle-men anyway?
Posted by: Soona' at April 05, 2010 03:59 PM (eXBDT)
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 07:49 PM (7/lTI)
It must have been a special order muzzle.
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2010 04:02 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: mpfs, shaken...not stirred at April 05, 2010 04:02 PM (QuP9W)
Butler playing in front of an Indiana crowd? Should be a good game for a while. Duke will keep it close and then run away with it in the last 10 minutes.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 04:02 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 04:03 PM (tLS6Z)
Posted by: Republican Senate National Committee at April 05, 2010 04:04 PM (QKKT0)
>SNAP!< (clicks teeth at Maverick)
Posted by: Iceman at April 05, 2010 04:10 PM (LCipH)
The voters of Arizona have to figure it out. One thing's for sure, a win by JD Hayworth in the primary doesn't make him a shoe-in in the general.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 05, 2010 04:10 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 05, 2010 04:10 PM (lnVVe)
What's McCain's Biggest Lie?
a) I am not a maverick.
b) I was a Reagan foot soldier.
c) You have nothing to fear from a 'president' Obama.
d) This is my lovely daughter, Meghan.
e) All of the above.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 04:11 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 05, 2010 04:13 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2010 04:13 PM (kmEfr)
I prefer sketti sauce the old fashioned way 6 hour sauce then freeze it in bunches in tupperware.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 04:15 PM (tLS6Z)
Truth be told, I have no problem with her looks. I dig fat chicks.
It's her personality and the bile she spews from her mouth-hole. Makes her ugly.
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 04:15 PM (7/lTI)
The voters of Arizona have to figure it out. One thing's for sure, a win by JD Hayworth in the primary doesn't make him a shoe-in in the general.
Nobody should think that any part of the 2010 elections is going to be easy, considering the powerful forces that will be against us.
Posted by: Soona' at April 05, 2010 04:16 PM (eXBDT)
If this old codger gets voted out of office, look out! He is gonna be one pissed off (saddened) old fart that the media will absolutely love.
Posted by: Dang at April 05, 2010 04:17 PM (UA4gE)
I sort of disagree, if the Tea party keeps building it's going to be interesting in Nov. what a Thanksgiving we'll have for sure!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 04:18 PM (tLS6Z)
"my friends" for the thousandth time...and his complete and utter disdain for every breathing republican in the place....
introduction by pig daughter explaining how she is the "new" republican....slutty, and dumb...
p.s. she has been quiet in last month...pay to go I would imagine...no money for you if you don't shut up.
Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 05, 2010 04:19 PM (zACGu)
Posted by: mpfs, shaken...not stirred at April 05, 2010 04:19 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: mpfs, shaken...not stirred at April 05, 2010 04:22 PM (QuP9W)
I sort of disagree, if the Tea party keeps building it's going to be interesting in Nov. what a Thanksgiving we'll have for sure!
I hope and pray that that's the case. But I'm just saying that we can't let up. Keeping our focus will be our biggest job.
Posted by: Soona' at April 05, 2010 04:22 PM (eXBDT)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 04:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Did not need to know that, mpfs.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 04:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 05, 2010 04:24 PM (OQ3LO)
Posted by: John McCain at April 05, 2010 04:25 PM (P33XN)
All his so-called "maverick" stances are actually the same old tired, run-of-the-mill mediocre positions...of liberals. There's absolutely nothing bold about agreeing with Russ Feingold, Teddy Kennedy and Al Gore.
Sarah Palin on the other hand stood up to the crooks, good old boys and corporation men of both parties on behalf of Alaskans.
Posted by: Noel at April 05, 2010 04:28 PM (Hh13R)
Posted by: Ghost of Barry Goldwater at April 05, 2010 04:35 PM (GkYyh)
"And there's no doubt that when I'm with a black audience I slip into a slightly different dialect. But the point is, I don't feel the need to speak a certain way in front of a black audience. There's a level of self-consciousness about these issues the previous generation had to negotiate that I don't feel I have to."
Posted by: conscious and sick of pussy liberals at April 05, 2010 04:35 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2010 04:36 PM (TOBJN)
it's not as bad as you think.
I've heard that before.
/John McCain, you've served your country well, now please let some fresh blood in the Senate.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 04:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 04:36 PM (tLS6Z)
What in god's name does this senile fukwit think he was doing on SNL in 08, for keyrist's sake? J.D. Hayworth is NO prize--but this idiot needs to go back to Cornville and hold court with the cacti around there, down by the crick that runs near one of his wife's 7 houses.
Ya know, I left in Nov---I still got my voter's registration card.....
Next on the GOP's list of also rans--
Huckabee
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGH
Posted by: Spurious, but Relevant at April 05, 2010 04:37 PM (OPiow)
OT: Isn't this sweet? Now back to our regualarly programmed McCain Bashing.
WASHINGTON — President Obama said Monday that he was revamping American nuclear strategy to substantially narrow the conditions under which the United States would use nuclear weapons, even in self defense.
Posted by: Tom Hanks at April 05, 2010 04:45 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Jack and Dianne - Doin' The Best They Can at April 05, 2010 08:32 PM (IhHdM)
Up yours, Maet.
Posted by: Dianne & Brian at April 05, 2010 04:45 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 05, 2010 04:47 PM (tLS6Z)
Posted by: Sue Henry at April 05, 2010 04:48 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Gunslinger at April 05, 2010 06:55 PM (Zi+FQ)
Something comes to mind about "and the horse you rode in on"
I can't seem to remember the rest....
Any of you Southwesterners help me out here?
...the goat that birthed it, and the mountain it grazed on...
Posted by: Spurious, but Relevant at April 05, 2010 04:48 PM (OPiow)
FIFY.
Posted by: shibumi at April 05, 2010 04:49 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Dang at April 05, 2010 04:51 PM (UA4gE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 08:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Virginity is overrated.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2010 04:51 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 04:55 PM (c0A3e)
Also, my butt cheeks hurt from 8 hours of picking crap up out of the yard on Saturday.
And yeah, I think John McCain sucks. But not as well as his daughter.
*rim shot*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 04:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 08:55 PM (c0A3e)
Here's the linke to the article:http://tinyurl.com/y9yrwe3
Posted by: conscious and sick of pussy liberals at April 05, 2010 04:56 PM (YVZlY)
Barry's doing what? Can't use nukes against non-nuclear countries?
How's he doing this? Legislation or executive order?
A useless gesture if the latter. The next president will simply rescind the order and move on.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 05, 2010 04:57 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 04:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Also, my butt cheeks hurt from 8 hours of picking crap up out of the yard on Saturday.
Why didn't you use a rake?
Posted by: Commander Koenig of Moonbat Alpha at April 05, 2010 04:57 PM (m8h4o)
I guessin' that Iran counts as a non-nuke country if they get hit by Israel to keep them from activating nukes and then attack israel? and israel would be a nuke country?
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 04:57 PM (tKukX)
Well I for one am totally shocked and surprised!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 05, 2010 04:57 PM (lnVVe)
Good one, Mrs. D'oh. Hopefully you didn't clean up the yard in the same attire that you drove in your car in once...heh.
/Couldn't resist.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 04:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 05, 2010 04:58 PM (wOtDN)
Must...Purge...Image...With...Head..of...Helios!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 04:59 PM (c0A3e)
Actually, please vote for me for president in 2012 if Barry's using an executive order for this crap.
I'll wipe my ass with his order and then mail it to the home he's living in after the election.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 05, 2010 05:00 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05,
2010 08:53 PM (c0A3e)
I didn't enjoy it, did you? I was happy to get rid of it, weren't you?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2010 05:00 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 05:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2010 05:01 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 09:00 PM (UOM4
No wonder your butt's sore.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2010 05:01 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 09:00 PM (UOM4
You drive topless through downtown Detroit?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 05, 2010 05:02 PM (lnVVe)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 09:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Heh. I thought of that as I was typing, but figured I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. I hope he doesn't think any of those Skinemax ladies are virgins.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2010 05:02 PM (1fanL)
I wouldn't know, friend. Doesn't matter, it's just flesh.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:03 PM (c0A3e)
They aren't?!?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:05 PM (c0A3e)
NCAA thread, please???
I'm watching online. Storm has mucked up my satellite signal.
*sobs*
Go fuck yourself, Directv.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 05:06 PM (q8J8X)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:07 PM (ZpOOU)
And. The older the person who is still a virgin is, the weirder that person is, generally. Man or woman. Not that I'm naming names. Ratoska.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 05, 2010 05:08 PM (1fanL)
I was going to suggest a God of War 3 open thread, but I suppose the NCAA championship thing is more popular.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:09 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: section9 at April 05, 2010 05:09 PM (H6lGz)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at April 05, 2010 05:09 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:13 PM (c0A3e)
So Preznit Shitferbrains rules out nukes against a bio or chem weapon WMD attacker.
That's fuckin' political sepiku.
Roll with it, asshole.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2010 05:14 PM (7+pP9)
Also, my butt cheeks hurt from 8 hours of picking crap up out of the yard on Saturday.
Jeez..can you pick dollar bills off the stage that way too?
Posted by: beedubya at April 05, 2010 05:14 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2010 05:14 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 05:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2010 05:16 PM (Mmw0q)
I think you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2010 05:16 PM (swuwV)
The Theme to "Maverick!", the new musical opening in Sedona, Phoenix and other points west, after playing on the networks and Washington DC for years!
Who is that white haired Senator there?
Maverick is his name.
Gatherin' votes from who knows where
Palin's his companion
Cindy is his dame.
Votin' with Democrats here and there
Maverick is his name.
Trashin' his party , it's not fair
To call him just a RINO
Egotist is his game.
Fare thee well Phoenix town!
Hello Beltway Pals!
Vain is the man who settled in A-Z,
Voters are dumb as rocks
Sarah says the campaign sucks
And the story always has to be about ME!
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at April 05, 2010 05:16 PM (sJTmU)
Hey logprof, nope. I went to Opening Day so I let soemone else use it. That was the Grand Plan two weeks ago when I got the tickets.
/how much am I kicking myself tonight?
And I can't even get a friggin' signal. Soooo pissed.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 05:17 PM (q8J8X)
Posted by: mystry at April 05, 2010 05:17 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 09:12 PM
I'll take Butler and those points..
...how much?
Posted by: beedubya at April 05, 2010 05:17 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2010 05:17 PM (Mmw0q)
As a moronette who has no clue about the NCAA (except I'm sad UW lost)I'm rooting for whichever team laceyunderalls wants to win.
That's what I'm talking about
psssst....we want Butler!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 05:18 PM (q8J8X)
Although, at this point, rule by Putin and the Chinese would be an improvement.
Posted by: Zimriel at April 05, 2010 05:18 PM (x5Hut)
He is my kind and noble knight.
Until Wednesday, right?
/Although I need no protection.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:18 PM (c0A3e)
That's ok dick. I didn't know where Butler was either.
Jane, next time use your hands, it has to be easier.
Obama picked Duke which has me worried.
Damn
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:19 PM (ZpOOU)
Soul crushers/stealers must hang together, eh?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:20 PM (ZpOOU)
219 Jane D'oh: "Also, my butt cheeks hurt from 8 hours of picking crap up out of the yard on Saturday."
I think you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2010 09:16 PM (swuwV)
She's doing it right.Posted by: Tumescent Butt Dweller at April 05, 2010 05:20 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2010 05:21 PM (RZ8pf)
233 Yep, in Indianapolis.
About 10 minutes from my parents' house. Where they play, Hinkle Fieldhouse, that's where they filmed Hoosiers.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 05:21 PM (q8J8X)
I think you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 05, 2010 09:16 PM (swuwV)
She's doing it right.Were you using your cheeks to pick up said poop? If so, you are indeed doing it wrong.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 05, 2010 05:22 PM (D+qJI)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 05, 2010 05:23 PM (OQ3LO)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:23 PM (ZpOOU)
Posted by: Dopey at April 05, 2010 05:24 PM (cw8fk)
For the first time, the United States is explicitly committing not to use nuclear weapons against nonnuclear states that are in compliance with the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, even if they attacked the United States with biological or chemical weapons or launched a crippling cyberattack.
From the Mavericky Dipshit:
"I have to tell you. Sen. Obama is a decent person and a person you don't have to be scared of as president of the United States."
Nuff said. Go away, Mavericky Dipshit.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 05, 2010 05:24 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Editor at April 05, 2010 05:25 PM (ku6HX)
No nukes even if were attacked? Who does this benefit besides our enemies?
That's the point. Knock down the US a few pegs. After all, it isn't fair that we can use actual nukes to retaliate against the "poor-man's" nukes.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:26 PM (ZpOOU)
Oh, we know.
Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmahdinajad, Kim Jong Il, Vladimir Putin, Hugo Chavez... at April 05, 2010 05:26 PM (D+qJI)
Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2010 05:26 PM (FcR7P)
Clark Kellog has no business calling this.
I've never heard a grown man make up utter jibberish and pass it off as English as he goes.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 05:27 PM (q8J8X)
Posted by: dagny at April 05, 2010 05:27 PM (ZpOOU)
Pardon my fwench, but...
HOLY JEZUS MOTHERFUCK...
Is he really that stupid? - or suicidal and willing to take us all with him? Worse yet, is this a clear play to give the impression that America is weak - to encourage an enemy attack.
Posted by: Cold reality at April 05, 2010 05:28 PM (LCipH)
I've never heard a grown man make up utter jibberish and pass it off as English as he goes.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 09:27
I take it you haven't heard Barky's interview after he about threw the first pitch up in to the 30th row?
Posted by: beedubya at April 05, 2010 05:28 PM (AnTyA)
No nukes even if were attacked? Who does this benefit besides our enemies?
This man is clueless and needs to be stopped.
Posted by: Dopey at April 05, 2010 09:24 PM (cw8fk)
This was always his intention, as anyone with a brain knew back in the campaign. He's clueless, for sure, but that is not why he's doing this. This is part of exacting revenge on the US and the West - by proxy in this missive.
He certainly does need to be stopped, and recognizing the fact that he is ineligible is the easiest legal path. But, for those who can't accept that obvious truth, find another, because the US will not last, intact, through the entirety of the Indonesian Imbecile's whole term - no matter who wins Congress in Nov.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 05, 2010 05:29 PM (N49h9)
Or his 17 minute speech on HellCare.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 05:30 PM (UOM48)
I was a little shocked when I read about that.
Essentially, Ogabe just green lighted the miscreants of the world to attack us. All they need do is ensure the attack can be deniable and "traced back" to some 3rd world shithole that isn't worth expending any ordinance on, and was the work of some "terrorist group".
These are not particularly difficult circumstances to fake up even for fairly inept intelligence services.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 05, 2010 05:31 PM (SALd3)
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:31 PM (QMD0d)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 05, 2010 05:32 PM (gofDd)
So does that mean that Al-Queda can now kill millions of Americans at will and Barry will blame Israel again for apartment buildings in their own national capital? You have to wonder at the pathetic stupidity of this creature.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 05, 2010 05:32 PM (KXW8j)
Or compare to Bush's throwing skills. It made me more sad we don't have him instead of Teh Won.
/At least he wasn't wearing Mom Jeans this time...I don't think.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:32 PM (c0A3e)
241 Well, that will make me sleep a whole to easier from here on out.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:32 PM (5/yRG)
I love how 24 goes out of their way to create fictional Muslim countries but has no problem using trhe real Russia, China, et al.
Kratos, listen to Levin rip 0's 17 minute reply to the health control question. Classic.
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2010 05:32 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:33 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:33 PM (c0A3e)
I've never heard a grown man make up utter jibberish and pass it off as English as he goes.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2010 09:27 PM
Job security, baby!!
Posted by: Barry's teleprompter at April 05, 2010 05:33 PM (AnTyA)
He was a gaping asshole,
And a media star.
His job to offer hassles,
To "allies" near and far.
He wanted Cap and he wanted Tax
He voted for amnesteeeeeeeeeeeee
He showed his gaping asshole
To folks like you and me
When Commies ruled the West
And fear filled the land
A cry went up, for a mav without nuts
To choke by his own hand
They needed a man who was brave and true
With justice for all as his aim
A man with a gun to ride out of the sun
But what they got...was McCain.
Yes, what they got was McCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches channeling Frankie Lane at April 05, 2010 05:33 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:33 PM (QMD0d)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 05, 2010 05:34 PM (KXW8j)
Oh, look, another fly from the ass of Axelrod. Not worth our time.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 09:33 PM (c0A3e)
Dont fall for it Kratos, you know who that is.
Posted by: Blazer at April 05, 2010 05:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2010 05:36 PM (TOBJN)
What's that? They didn't make it into the Sweet Sixteen let alone Final Four?
*sobs*
Posted by: wherestherum at April 05, 2010 09:29 PM (gofDd)
--I told you, stop supporting those anti-American assholes!
Posted by: Dyslexic Moron at April 05, 2010 05:37 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:38 PM (QMD0d)
265 That's ok shithead; when society comes crashing down I'll toss ya a can o' beans...you're going to have to fight the other hobos for it, but it'll be good for you.
Or if we get nuked you can have a spot on the building wall right next to me -- don't mind that little hand gesture my shadow is making at you; in my culture it is a sign of acknowledgement.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:38 PM (5/yRG)
I can't imagine feeling the same with Barry in the WH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2010 05:40 PM (UOM48)
Or if we get nuked you can have a spot on the building wall right next to me -- don't mind that little hand gesture my shadow is making at you; in my culture it is a sign of acknowledgement.
Seriously..I first read that as "or if we get naked..."
Posted by: Barry's teleprompter at April 05, 2010 05:40 PM (AnTyA)
290 Damnit, Joe owes me a beer for that.
I'll still make the hand gesture -- I'll just do it with love intended, how's that?
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:40 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:43 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:43 PM (QMD0d)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 05, 2010 05:43 PM (bCQG3)
I don't think there's an actual English word called "dieing".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:44 PM (c0A3e)
Too late sucka, I already do "backwoods" and I know of a couple of caves that are inhabitable in the area (in fact, I've camped in them on hunting/fishing trips -- when I was shooting Bambi and scaling Nemo).
Seriously, you can do better than that -- you're losing your edge there.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:45 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 09:43 PM (c0A3e)
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Ever since the libtards at the OED declared that "meh" is a legitimate word, who knows what else they think comprises English?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 05, 2010 05:45 PM (N49h9)
@288: "don't mind that little hand gesture my shadow is making at you; in my culture it is a sign of acknowledgement."
Going with the ol' Hawaiian Good Luck Sign, eh?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2010 05:46 PM (kmEfr)
Seriously, what the bloody hell is he talking about??"
--------------------
At least they're not pursuing the blumpkin.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2010 05:47 PM (kmEfr)
Well, seeing as how it's a signal of good fortune... Wouldn't be polite of me to do otherwise, right?
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:48 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:48 PM (QMD0d)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 05, 2010 05:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 05, 2010 05:51 PM (5/yRG)
Why do you want to destroy the US? Because you want to save it?
Posted by: njc at April 05, 2010 05:53 PM (QMD0d)
Beckel blew a gasket, as usual, but he finally shut up as he knew that he didn't have a leg to stand on.
I certainly hope that the Mavericky Dipshit starts being questioned by everyone he sees on his claim that "[the Indonesian Imbecile is someone] you don't have to be scared of as [Precedent]." And, a warning to Palin, I would direct this same exact question to everyone who is stumping for the Mavericky Dipshit.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 05, 2010 05:54 PM (N49h9)
"Gay Top Gun" is one of my all-time YouTube favorites. I'm surprised that line didn't make it in there, but there's still a lot of material to work with.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 05, 2010 06:01 PM (mHQ7T)
Thank you for your service, but it's past time you left the stage, Senator.
Posted by: MarkD at April 05, 2010 06:03 PM (YhZfg)
Posted by: Dunkirk at April 05, 2010 06:41 PM (KXWNw)
Yeah, well we don't need any more of him. He and his fellow RINO travelers have done enough damage already.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 05, 2010 06:56 PM (Q75cY)
Maybe not, but he certainly did consider himself a "Playboy" at one point.
Posted by: crosspatch at April 05, 2010 07:23 PM (ZbLJZ)
Posted by: dogfish at April 05, 2010 07:24 PM (sGaoh)
Posted by: Richard at April 05, 2010 08:14 PM (6F5CS)
excellent Juan McAmnesty bashings!
I haven't read all the comments but the "McCain sucks" sentiment seems nearly universal.
at this point, I wouldn't care if JDH got busted selling his first born for crack he'd still get my vote over The Maverick.
Posted by: shoey at April 05, 2010 08:20 PM (Ed9Xn)
Posted by: Richard at April 05, 2010 08:32 PM (6F5CS)
And fuck him with his Amnesty and Campaign finance limiter laws. He's done more to hurt the republican party than help. He is indeed what's wrong with congress.
Posted by: Juan McShamnesty RETIRE at April 05, 2010 08:36 PM (xm1A1)
OK, I'm gonna buck the tide on this one. John McCain ran a piss poor campaign against Obama - no two ways about it.
But his Senatorial constitutents have elected him and re-elected him to the U.S. Senate - so by that measure he must be doing something right. And if you believe in the polls, John McCain is gonna win re-election again. Maybe folks in AZ think he's doing a good job for them.
Y'all know that Sen. Scott Brown (man I just love writing Senator Scott Brown!) cast his first vote with the Dems. But no one is calling him a RINO - he said he was voting on whatever the hell the issue was, the way the voters in Massachusetts wanted him to vote.
Yes, McCain used to hob-knob with the Dems too much for my liking, but since the election and especially on ObamaCare, McCain has been loud and vociferous against all of Obama's schemes and dreams. And frankly, a lot of folks who didn't like McCain didn't vote at all and they bear some responsibility for the election of Obama too. Excorciate McCain for being a RINO, and allow a SOCIALIST to get elected.
Well McCain is off the National front these days and will never make a comeback - but the voters of HIS state apparently like the way he represents them, the way the voters in MA liked the way Scott Brown represented them in that Senate vote.
Posted by: realwest at April 05, 2010 08:40 PM (NaJR0)
When it comes down to it, mccain stands for himself and nobody else.
Posted by: Deathknyte at April 05, 2010 08:48 PM (n7wSO)
This AZ voter vociferously disagrees with you. And McCain in Arizona is a hell of a lot different than Brown in MA. MA is blue as a blue state comes. Arizona was the source of Goldwater.
F that noise. McCain = out.
Posted by: Juan McShamnesty RETIRE at April 05, 2010 09:18 PM (xm1A1)
McLame AND B+rry are living examples why Senators should never be Presidential (or Precedential) candidates.
Please America...never do this to us again.
Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2010 09:26 PM (suDMh)
Posted by: originallys at April 05, 2010 09:44 PM (iccJ7)
As bad as McCain is, Hayworth is not the answer.
Posted by: Jon at April 05, 2010 10:43 PM (VdEt2)
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Posted by: sultan at April 05, 2010 11:15 PM (WFYoY)
Posted by: ford at April 06, 2010 02:41 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: ford at April 06, 2010 02:43 AM (Ki7fm)
We all know how worthless McCain will be taking the fight to the enemy. Hayworth may not be the answer, but McCain sure as hell is not the answer.
Posted by: dogfish at April 06, 2010 03:24 AM (Ncv/n)
Posted by: BHO at April 06, 2010 04:03 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 06, 2010 07:18 AM (wtFSd)
Posted by: KilltheHippies at April 06, 2010 08:16 AM (VKfXw)
What is it about conservatives that make us determined to turn what should be a record-breaking midterm into a circular firing squad? Some morons are even supporting Rand Paul, whose foreign policy is indistinguishable from his Daddy's and makes Obama look tough.
Posted by: Adjoran at April 06, 2010 10:26 AM (3hg5M)
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