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October 05, 2010

Jon Stewart: AoS Lurker?
— Dave in Texas

Eh. The joke was hanging out there, beggin for it. Still.

Bonus dig at Parker/Spitzer toward the end.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

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UPDATE: Okaaaaay. Here's something actually funny DrewM just sent me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:26 PM | Comments (84)
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1 What's the punch line? I got to his second smirky "aside" and had to punt it.

Posted by: dagny at October 05, 2010 05:30 PM (s6yGa)

2 I got to his second smirky "aside" and had to punt it.

Yep. I must be too old to get his version of 'humor.'

Posted by: Bomber at October 05, 2010 05:31 PM (d88g9)

3
I'm going to show up to the upcoming Colbert "fear" rally with a huge sign that says:

"DO NOT FEAR THE SOCIAL WELFARE STATE!"
"I LOVE COLBERT!"

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 05, 2010 05:31 PM (0fzsA)

4 Not watching this. John Lebowitz can suck a cock.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 05, 2010 05:35 PM (/yuG/)

5 What a good omen!

Posted by: RushBabe at October 05, 2010 05:36 PM (a3Z62)

6 This blog is the worst-kept secret in the political world.

Posted by: Truman North at October 05, 2010 05:39 PM (HLGCA)

7 What a good omen! Posted by: RushBabe at October 05, 2010 09:36 PM

Union work. After lunch, no doubt.

Posted by: huerfano at October 05, 2010 05:39 PM (No0N3)

8 Jew coward couldn't even say "Dirty Sanchez."

Posted by: Rick "Dirty" Sanchez at October 05, 2010 05:39 PM (AllSf)

9 Wow. I sat through that whole video. They put that shit on TV? And people watch it? What a waste of time.

Posted by: Bomber at October 05, 2010 05:39 PM (d88g9)

10 Video no worky for me. What's the joke?

Posted by: Secundus at October 05, 2010 05:40 PM (Fs256)

11 9 Wow. I sat through that whole video. They put that shit on TV? And people watch it? What a waste of time.

Posted by: Bomber at October 05, 2010 09:39 PM (d88g9)

I disagree it is a wonderful cure for insomnia

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 05, 2010 05:41 PM (oPkbI)

12 This blog is the worst-kept secret in the political world. Like the Masons?

Posted by: fluffy, if indeed that really is my handle at October 05, 2010 05:41 PM (SwkdU)

13 Hey John if you read this, do you really like how your brain dead audience will not laugh when you joke about their god? I mean the guy is ripe for jokes, greek columns, 50 trips golfing, lavish vacations to spain, bowing to foreign leaders, but yet you can not use any of the material since they are all partisan tool bags who can't laugh at their own. Just like you. BTW play some funeral music for your November 2nd show.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 05, 2010 05:41 PM (/yuG/)

14 Remember back when I built the audience to that show and didn't have to be a total left wing hack? Yeah good times.

Posted by: Craig Kilborn at October 05, 2010 05:42 PM (/yuG/)

15 Luntzys (does he wear a rug) focus group at the end they were getting vocal about the Whitman thing and yep the black school teacher who said she would do whatever it took to take care of her family even break some laws had to throw in "You people brought my people to this country" . This election cannot come soon enough actually I may sleep until November 2. Obama is really bringing us together.

Posted by: gesc at October 05, 2010 05:43 PM (HMLVZ)

16 Jews control 95% of the typewriters in the world.

Posted by: Qwerty Sanchez at October 05, 2010 05:43 PM (SwkdU)

17 test

Posted by: George W Bush at October 05, 2010 05:43 PM (i0Jm/)

18 Gawd. Kilborn on the CBS show (I used to HAVE to watch that) used to moonbat out a minimum of once a night.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 05:44 PM (WRtsc)

19 10 - it didn't work for me at first either and I tried on the show website also but it is working now.

Posted by: gesc at October 05, 2010 05:44 PM (HMLVZ)

20 i simply do not see the appeal of jon stewart, or any of the rest of the MFM talking heads EXCEPT on Nov 2 and 3. their salty tears will bring sweet joy to my crusty old heart as they grieve over how stupid the commoners are. the rest of the year, the rest of the time, who watches these poofy gasbags?

Posted by: cali grump at October 05, 2010 05:45 PM (hL0k8)

21 Im back, no longer blocked for whatever reason....

Connssssss Suckkkk....

Posted by: George W Bush at October 05, 2010 05:45 PM (i0Jm/)

22

Joo's are the world, the real-real world!

Posted by: The Joo's at October 05, 2010 05:45 PM (v1gw3)

23 Hi Jon!
_{*waves furiously*

*pulls down pants and bends over*}

Posted by: Y-not just LURVS celebritards! at October 05, 2010 05:45 PM (osFsP)

24 Are the Coen brothers Jewish? Another new True Grit trailer is out.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at October 05, 2010 05:46 PM (Il/zY)

25 18 Really? never saw that I used to watch him on ESPN and the Daily Show all the time. Maybe it was that he was on the Daily Show before hating Bush was the "in" thing.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 05, 2010 05:46 PM (/yuG/)

26 Im back, no longer blocked for whatever reason. Well, thank Metamucil for that.

Posted by: Wm J Clinton, impeached at October 05, 2010 05:46 PM (SwkdU)

27 why is there that marxist fraud's ad on this site. I've already clicked on it a few times, make them spend $$, and Ace's site gets some $$.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at October 05, 2010 05:46 PM (ACkhT)

28 It's not like anyone's gonna watch the JS vid.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at October 05, 2010 05:47 PM (Il/zY)

29

*pulls down pants and bends over*

Thank you darling.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 05, 2010 05:47 PM (v1gw3)

30 EXCEPT

on Nov 2 and 3.

I'm planning on watching MSNBC. Maybe a little CNN. And drinking a lot.

Posted by: Bomber at October 05, 2010 05:49 PM (d88g9)

31 I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart is trying to tall jokes, and Rick Sanchez is "pokable", but people really find Stewart funny?

Frankly that was painful - like watching your blitzed uncle misremembering that priest joke while trying to tell it to your minster...

...in the middle of a Sunday service...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2010 05:49 PM (bgcml)

32 how is bristol doing?

Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 05:49 PM (p302b)

33 ya know this whole illegal maid thing, people just aren't going to hire hispanics anymore...doesn't matter if they have a SSN or not. No one wants the mess of a possible illegal, just hire some non-hispanic person.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at October 05, 2010 05:49 PM (ACkhT)

34 You can just hear the flop sweat and desperation in our little troll's comments. He knows what's coming in less than a month, and all his shitty little attempts to insult us won't do a thing to stop the tsunami.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 05, 2010 05:49 PM (r/WIw)

35 Jews control 95% of the typewriters in the world.

Posted by: Qwerty Sanchez at October 05, 2010 09:43 PM (SwkdU)

And that's why they should all go back to the Germany.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 05, 2010 05:50 PM (bgcml)

36 *pulls down pants and bends over*

Which reminds me... rather shocked to not see this referenced at AoSHQ yet. It's so up our... er... "alley."

Posted by: Y-not at October 05, 2010 05:50 PM (osFsP)

37 Jooz are shape-shifters. It's true: it was on TV.

Posted by: eman at October 05, 2010 05:51 PM (qnKfg)

38 Mr. Pink-

Oh yeah, he had the dipshit campaign slogan "George W. Bush: Snipers Wanted" thing that he ran once... and just couldn't leave it alone. He was fine on SportsCenter, and I never watched him on the Daily Show.

This was when I was overnight producing for CBS... painful times.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 05:51 PM (WRtsc)

39 What's the punch line? I got to his second smirky "aside" and had to punt it.

Posted by: dagny at October 05, 2010 09:30 PM (s6yGa)

So you are saying my raised eyebrow and ... DRAMATIC PAUSES ... aren't funny?

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at October 05, 2010 05:51 PM (bgcml)

40 Curious-

About to find out whether she stays alive this week or not.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 05:51 PM (WRtsc)

41 This election is shaping up like the Death of Superman comic. When it looked like Superman was dead and buried, BAM, he pops back up and saves the day! Long live Barry Obama!!!!!!!

Posted by: Palin-Steele at October 05, 2010 05:52 PM (/yuG/)

42 OT because Stewart can suck it: Red Eye had the "cute overload" vid in the sidebar during one of their segments last night. Don't know if this link will work. Now that's humor!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 05, 2010 05:54 PM (s/p3G)

43
people just aren't going to hire hispanics anymore..

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at October 05, 2010 09:49 PM (ACkhT)

After my last two EEOC complaints that required a great deal of defense, my policy changed to never employ any person capable of filing this type complaint. This approach is illegal, but many smaller companies soon learn not to tempt fate.

The last complaint was filed pro se, and one of her points was the executive staff discriminated against her by not asking her to play golf. In discovery, the bitch admitted to not playing golf. Who knew?

Posted by: Fish at October 05, 2010 05:54 PM (v1gw3)

44 Eh...not all that funny.

Posted by: jas at October 05, 2010 05:54 PM (ZM2Bn)

45 Rick is my love child

a bastard, to be sure, but family

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez, esq. at October 05, 2010 05:54 PM (dPcmp)

46 Ok that was the longest segment of that show I've ever watched.

There are people that think this is funny, edgy "news"?

now I know how this country managed to get fiftytwo percent to vote for Toonces.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 05, 2010 05:55 PM (eCAn3)

47 Remember, these are "have you ever" questions. When men aged 20-59 are asked whether they've performed fellatio in the past year, the number is more like 6 percent. And only 4 percent say they've received anal sex in that time. But that's a big jump from 1992, when only 2 percent of men admitted to sex with a man in the preceding year.

So, the schools can't teach you how to read or write any more...but they are teaching the kids something...

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at October 05, 2010 05:55 PM (bgcml)

48 O/t: Worst episode of SG:U ever.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 05, 2010 05:55 PM (ZW9r+)

49 The last complaint was filed pro se, and one of her points was the executive staff discriminated against her by not asking her to play golf. In discovery, the bitch admitted to not playing golf. Who knew?

Posted by: Fish at October 05, 2010 09:54 PM (v1gw3)

Yeah, that's a big red flag. Who the hell doesn't gold every chance they can get?

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 05, 2010 05:56 PM (bgcml)

Nah, it ain't a knee slapper or anything.

I just like seeing Sanchez kicked when he's down.

I'm like that.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 05, 2010 05:56 PM (Wh0W+)

51 Come on guys, John Stewart makes fun of all sides and is one of the most hilarious guys on TV.

Posted by: liberal arts degree seeking college freshman wearing a tye die who thinks he is "hip" at October 05, 2010 05:56 PM (/yuG/)

52 Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 09:51 PM (WRtsc)

thank you....can't watch it, not around a television

Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 05:57 PM (p302b)

53 Curious-

Bottom two.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 05:57 PM (WRtsc)

54 Curious-

Bristol survives. Margaret Cho gets the axe.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 05:58 PM (WRtsc)

55 49, That's a high bar.

Posted by: eman at October 05, 2010 05:58 PM (qnKfg)

56 Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 09:57 PM (WRtsc)

well at least she's still in it....

who was the other couple?

Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 05:59 PM (p302b)

57 Jon Stewart is boring. I don't see why people my age think he's funny.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 05, 2010 05:59 PM (Yq+qN)

58 little right-wing for my tastes, though

Posted by: Truman North at October 05, 2010 05:59 PM (HLGCA)

59 Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 09:59 PM (p302b)

oh wow, I thought you meant that they survived....

Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 06:00 PM (p302b)

60 Jon Stewart is less funny than I am.

And that is pretty fuckin bad.

Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2010 06:01 PM (gxC8L)

61 So Sanchez was fired by the media for saying Jews control the media. Obviously the media must be controlled by bigots who will not tolerate being likened to Jews. Boycott the radical-muslim-controlled media!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 05, 2010 06:01 PM (wb/re)

62 oh ok read it all so margaret got cut and bristol lives...

this is what happens when you do too much at once lol

thanks tmi3rd

Posted by: curious at October 05, 2010 06:01 PM (p302b)

63 Umm..OK...that's 9 minutes and 12 seconds I'll never get back. Which part were we supposed to get as the inside joke?

Posted by: beedubya at October 05, 2010 06:02 PM (zw83M)

SG:U screenwriter's meeting:

Military versus civilian. Military. Civilian. Betrayal. Delay on planet, stranded? Stargate closing soon, gotta go. Military. Betrayal. Delay on planet. Civilian. Gate closing. Betrayal. Military. More military. More betrayal. Gate closing. Civilian. Gate closing. Delay on planet. Military. Gate closing. Delay on planet. Betrayal. Civilian. Military. Chick with huge boobs.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 05, 2010 06:04 PM (ZW9r+)

65 I'm guessing that someone at a new york cocktail party thought he was funny when they were high or drunk. Then other people agree because they thought it was cool. It's the only explanation. Jon is the "goatee" of comedy news. Even spelling John as Jon is annoying.

Posted by: dagny at October 05, 2010 06:06 PM (s6yGa)

66 "This election is shaping up like the Death of Superman comic. When it looked like Superman was dead and buried, BAM, he pops back up and saves the day"

Cuz he's 50 times as smart as his competition. Just wait, it gets better....

Posted by: George W Bush at October 05, 2010 06:06 PM (i0Jm/)

67 Curious-

You bet. Glad to help out.

Posted by: tmi3rd at October 05, 2010 06:09 PM (WRtsc)

He's a unfunny, incurious man. Why would he read us?

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 05, 2010 06:20 PM (zgS9d)

69 Oh, hey, did everybody watch Parker-Spitzer tonight? Me either.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 05, 2010 06:26 PM (ZW9r+)

70 I was so busy missing O'Reilly that I almost missed skipping Parker Spitzer.

Posted by: sifty at October 05, 2010 06:33 PM (gxC8L)

71 upexiting cellarhaunt hearbelieve Obama sealpresident democraticregistered followchase candidateloser democratfearful runflee Obama happyjoy slowcomes Halloween dissolvenow -30-

Posted by: Spooky at October 05, 2010 06:38 PM (wN82N)

72 I thought it was hilarious. Really. Especially the dig at Spitzer/Parker right at the end. Even the part where he was supposedly saying that Sanchez's heart was probably in the right place, he was really using Sanchez's own words to compare Rick Sanchez to the neo-Nazi guy.

Posted by: OCBill at October 05, 2010 06:42 PM (p28Ei)

73 Isn't "spitzer" German for "thing that squirts" or something? Maybe that's spritzer .. i dunno, its been a while.

Posted by: crosspatch at October 05, 2010 07:02 PM (ZbLJZ)

74 could anyone get that video to work? Comedy Central piece of shit.

Posted by: Dunkirk at October 05, 2010 07:04 PM (ZkQ3p)

75 @75 doubleplusungood refs unword "haunt" rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 05, 2010 07:19 PM (wb/re)

76 Rick Sanchez apologized.....through his wife....and blamed 11-hour work days for his Jew-bashing tirade. That's why I don't work overtime. I get tired and can't control my latent anti-semitism. Don't take Ambien either. Leads to sleep walking and goose stepping.

Posted by: David2.0 at October 05, 2010 07:58 PM (GLofP)

77 I guess this is the new etiquette , have your wife/ girl friend/ live in housekeeper, interview for the job, and then send regrets when you get fired. Is that a Cuban custom that has not yet made it to this country with the taco, burrito and blow Rick?

Posted by: ford at October 05, 2010 08:34 PM (Ki7fm)

78 Maybe Rick's wife could open up a business where she apologizes for other people's hatred of Jews.. see a new small business created for you by the liberal left!

Posted by: ford at October 05, 2010 08:37 PM (Ki7fm)

79 So what I'm getting here is, I shouldn't feel too bad about never hooking up my HD adapter?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 05, 2010 09:03 PM (LFAxM)

80 Meh. Stewart can be funny, but he was trying too hard or something...

Posted by: RightThinker at October 05, 2010 09:45 PM (KmHbv)

81 rdbrewer - don't say that about SG:U; it's on my TiVO and I'm still in Blissville that it's back.

Played the vid... was I not paying close enough attention? (The hobo under my desk keeps waking up so I have to hit him again - very distracting.) I didn't see the possible AoS reference. Cliff Notes please.

Posted by: Linlithgow at October 05, 2010 11:41 PM (Gim9y)

82 Never thought he was funny at all. He's like the kid we'd be trying to ditch when we were growing up.

Posted by: Lt T26 at October 06, 2010 05:59 AM (8EieV)

83 The symbolism of the podium deal is simply astounding. His attempt at humor was cute, but he broke the comedic rule of not knowing when to let go. Besides, some of us believe the Presidential seal is a big fat lie when applied to Obama, anyway. Who is he, really?

Posted by: SAB at October 06, 2010 06:25 AM (phzv/)

84 OT...Sure would hate to see Caprica go. I love it.

Posted by: lowfibass at October 06, 2010 07:36 AM (T1ZAZ)

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