1 He doesn't have suave. He's got to learn to keep his bitches in line with the back of the hand and a sidelong look.

2 To quote General Zod: "NOW DIE AS YOU DESERVE TO!"

3 Total ass-pounding prison time for this one. NTTAWWT

4 Sure, the guys's a serial murderer and probably a rapist as well. But his name is really fun to say. VanderSloot! Sloot! Sloot Sloot Sloot!

5

Blunt stake, dutch asshole (no pun intended), some assembly required.

Invite passerby to give it a kick now and then.  He should last several days at least.

6
Good. The fucker needs to suffer.

7 Dutch Dexter Derailed

8 I've seen Criminal Minds enough to know there are many more victims.

9

Let him go through the Puru Murder thing, before the US Charges can come into play.

Think; J Dahmer. Broomstick.

10 Shame that Peru doesn't have a death penalty.  You think the dad can find some criminal connections in the prison he'll wind up in?

11

Some Edwards Lawyer Type is prolly Drooling.. Over the Possible Money and Name Recognition to go with this trial.

Dahmer Broomsticks.

12 Didn't this creep's family connections help him avoid justice the first time?  If so, those folks have blood on their hands.  Probably a lot of it.

13 His name is ridiculous but it's always fun to hear Greta talk about "Urine". "Urine" did this and "Urine" did that.

14 A little lookie loo in the back yards/ estates couldn't hurt.

15 On the upside, National Geographic channel has done a documentary on the worst prisons. And, yeehaw, a Peruvian prison is featured. I'm glad that this spoiled little Dutch bitch didn't commit suicide. It does my heart good to picture him in a really foul prison being the, umm, outlet, not the plug, if you get my drift. Oops, for this alleged murder. http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/inside/3144/Photos?#tab-Photos/0

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"Urine" is a psychopath but he fucked up now.  He's not dealing with Dutch worrying about their tourist industry on Aruba this time.  I sure that the Peruvian court will give him a rapid (but fair!) trial and then ship his ass off to some hell-hole of a prison.

Like they say, karma is a bitch.

 

17

What does Van der Sloot translate into?

English?

Spanish with a lil tequilla?

No wonder the dude has problems.

Scandi

 

18 The big question is how many other missing girls might have come across this scumbag.  The father is a bit of celebrity in Peru, so Sloot will be a Sluut for the big boys in the Peru prison!

19 Let's hope he'll soon be the Frying Dutchman.

20 I don't think pleading insanity is gonna work with us here in Peru.

21 Seems like a miscalculation on JVS's part to murder a girl in South America.  Why would they care that his daddy used to be a judge in some fancy place like Aruba...........but I watched JVS being taken into custody tonight on the news, and he wasn't even cuffed!!!  Just walking around, waving his arms, looking like he hadn't a care in the world. 

22 Hmmmm.

It's a pity the Aruban authorities were too corrupt to put this guy away.  The Peruvian girl this scumbag killed though was highly connected.

I imagine the number of people who want a piece of this guy are all having to take a number.

23 I think some of Peru's prisons are at about 9000 feet altitude and relatively unheated.  That ought to be interesting to someone born and raised in the Caribbean.

And waterboarding him until he gives up the location of the Holloway girl's body would be okay by me.

Finally, I wonder if those two rats that were with him before can have some pressure brought against them once he's locked up good and tight.  They might break.

24 Get him to confess to all his crimes with a good lie about complete immunity.

Once he does confess, have some inmate who is more fucked up than he is then hack the sorry fucker to pieces.

Is that too harsh?

25 "Once he does confess, have some inmate who is more fucked up than he is then hack the sorry fucker to pieces."

Gonna be tough to find someone more fucked up but other than that it sounds like a plan.

26 A new spambot record set.

It makes me want to cut off their heads and bury the corpses in the woods after ritualistically eating their hearts, placing them between two hobo corpses with empty bottles of Valu-Rite vodka arranged in a half circle pointing towards Mecca.

27 Umm. Not that I've ever done that before. Often. Recently.

28

Apparently Peru is one of those countries that has very a selective death penalty ... 'crimes committed in exceptional circumstances' defined as such: crimes that are committed in times of war or genocide or crimes under military law. Murder is considered an 'ordinary crime'.

So I guess Urine could have chopped the poor gal to pieces and ate her liver with a bottle of fine rum and still live to be a nasty old man. Here's my theory. He'll plea bargain with information on Hallowy (and as someone commented above, possibly any other 'missing' girls in places he's been) for a 'lesser' sentence. I am sure any info he offers up will have to pan-out with 'remains' in order to get him said lesser sentencing from a judge. However, this young woman in Peru is the daughter of some famous race car driver down there. I would say Urine's poop-chute will get worked over pretty good, before he's shanked and left dead on some cold and filthy floor of a Peruvian prison bathroom.

Regarding Halloway, I have always leaned in the theory that Urine drugged her and sold her to the white slave market. He and his pals of Arab persuasion down on that island.

29 That asss-clown will get what he's dserved 4 sho._^Hello.

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12 Didn't this creep's family connections help him avoid justice the first time?  If so, those folks have blood on their hands.  Probably a lot of it.

The irony is that his latest victim is apparently well-connected in Peru.  Her father ran for president of Peru twice, and has some connection to the Peruvian police.  This isn't going to end well for van der Sloot.

31 This time his daddy will not be there to help as he died in 2009. He now has a well connected victim, he is galactically fucked.

32 Yeah, but what if Joran Van der Sloot is just another Jon Mark Karr loony?

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