July 27, 2010

Julian Assange Promises More Leaks, Jazz-Hands
— Ace


Information wants to be fierce!

I've been derelict in mentioning this. Via Hot Air, a summary by an Afghanistan vet who notes the leaks tell us little we didn't know about the war, but a little more about what we already suspected of International Intersex Investigator Julian Assange.

I myself first went to Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “assassination squad.”

...

The Guardian editorialized on Sunday that the documents released reveal “a very different landscape ... from the one with which we have become familiar.” But whoever wrote that has not been reading the reports of his own newspaper’s reporters in Afghanistan.

The news media have done a good job of showing the public that the Afghan war is a highly complex environment stretching beyond the borders of the fractured country. Often what appears to be a two-way conflict between the government and an insurgency is better described as intertribal rivalry. And often that intertribal rivalry is worsened or overshadowed by the violent trade in drugs.

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Mr. Assange says he is a journalist, but he is not. He is an activist, and to what end it is not clear. This week — as when he released a video in April showing American helicopter gunships killing Iraqi civilians in 2007 — he has been throwing around the term “war crimes,” but offers no context for the events he is judging. It seems that the death of any civilian in war, an unavoidable occurrence, is a “crime.”

If his desire is to promote peace, Mr. Assange and his brand of activism are not as helpful as he imagines. By muddying the waters between journalism and activism, and by throwing his organization into the debate on Afghanistan with little apparent regard for the hard moral choices and dearth of good policy options facing decision-makers, he is being as reckless and destructive as the contemptible soldier or soldiers who leaked the documents in the first place.

I don't think his first desire is to promote peace. I think he shares the same Internet Disease many of us have -- his first desire is to promote himself, to make himself a star.

Apparently he got sick of being an ugly-duckling Club Kid and decided to try his hand at international intersex investigation.

Guy's Got One Source? Pfc Bradley Manning was already charged with leaking the so-lied "Collateral Murder" video. The Pentagon suspects he also leaked this stack of minor documents.

This guy should be in jail for the rest of his life.

If this Julian Assange's one big source -- well, I think his fifteen minutes are up, even if he does look like Andy Warhol's scheduling secretary.

Oh: One of the big "gets" here, supposedly, is the revelation that helicopters are being brought down by anti-aircraft missiles, similar to the Stingers we armed the anti-Soviet forces with in the eighties.

The leap made immediately by the left is that these are in fact Stingers, because the left loves that Narrative, We Armed Them And Now The Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost.

But the documents don't say that, at least not that I've seen.

You know, a lot of people now make these missiles. What was advanced tech 25 years ago is now easily knocked-off by the Chinese, Russians, or other similar reverse-engineer techo-parasites.

Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years?

Could it be functional after 25 years of being lugged around a rocky environment and secreted in caves that likely get very hot and very cold?

Could it functional after 25 years of being maintained by... well, as Ash would say, primitive screwheads?

The Pashtuns are not Arabs, but as they say of the Arabs: Arabs don't do maintenance. I doubt the Pashtuns are bears about it, either.

Encore for Jazz-Hands: The Glenn Beck goof on Adam Gadahn is below.

Posted by: Ace at 09:06 AM | Comments (223)
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1 It seems that the death of any civilian in war, an unavoidable occurrence, is a “crime.”

As are those awful shoes!

Posted by: Julian Assange at July 27, 2010 09:09 AM (yUybe)

2 when i look at that picture, i can't help but see a future victim of auto erotic asphyxiation

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:09 AM (wuv1c)

3 these leaks are FABULOUS!

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:10 AM (wuv1c)

4 What the hell is that?!

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 27, 2010 09:10 AM (oQIfB)

5 Spooky, spooky war crimes! Boo!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 27, 2010 09:10 AM (qndXR)

6 I think he shares the same Internet Disease many of us have -- his first desire is to promote himself, to make himself a star.

I think he desires to harm the U.S. like all liberal idiots.

And I do hope the leaker is prosecuted and goes to jail.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2010 09:11 AM (/jbAw)

7 The Wall Street Journal has an interesting editorial by Bret Stephens that touches on the motivations for this kind of behavior.

http://tinyurl.com/2v9bnw6


Posted by: NJConservative at July 27, 2010 09:11 AM (LH6ir)

8 I myself first went to Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special fashion operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “fabulous assassination squad.”

C'est delicieux!


Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2010 09:12 AM (iYbLN)

9 I see a poison tipped umbrella in his future

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:12 AM (wuv1c)

Posted by: curious at July 27, 2010 09:12 AM (p302b)

11 What the fuuuuuu....???

Posted by: Andy Warhol at July 27, 2010 09:12 AM (pUfK9)

12

 he has been throwing around the term “war crimes,” but offers no context for the events he is judging.

I anticipate the mfm jumping on this context issue asap.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2010 09:13 AM (VW9/y)

13 "I think he shares the same Internet Disease many of us have -- his first desire is to promote himself, to make himself a star."

Don't even think of posting a video of this guy doing his "Liza Minelli performing "New York, New York" " .........

Just don't.


Posted by: Brick Mantooth at July 27, 2010 09:13 AM (BqSr3)

14 Why so much Ass Anger, Julian?

Posted by: Wondering at July 27, 2010 09:15 AM (+sBB4)

15 Prison.  Now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 27, 2010 09:15 AM (NvFZs)

16 What's jazz hands?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 09:15 AM (aGwHt)

17 "Video of US helicopters killing Iraqi citizens..." who just happened to crouch behind cover with AK 47s and RPG launchers.  Those are the "civilians" most in need of attitude adjustment by 30 mm.

Posted by: Gandalf de Blanco at July 27, 2010 09:15 AM (1Ap7+)

18 Al Qaeda has a knack for picking up the most pathetic allies. This guy looks like he taught Obama how to throw.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2010 09:15 AM (FcR7P)

19 Jazz-hands!  Boo! 

How I wish that swishy little metrosexual douche could be dropped off in the middle of a Taliban stronghold.

Ahmed:  Hmmm.....what'll it be today?  The goat or the infidel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, proud iota of a cracka at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (UOM48)

20 Some breathless "journolist" on one of the lib stations yesterday told everyone that he has no home, he travels around with only his backpack and only posts on his personal computer"....
and rod with the great hair has to sell his life size elvis...
what a world....

Posted by: curious at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (p302b)

21 It's a page boy!

Posted by: Larry Marchant at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (aGwHt)

22

I wonder why it has taken this Wikileaks fiasco to get the MFM to notice that yes, Pakistan's ISI is supporting the Taliban and other Islamicist terror groups as part of a regional power game.  That story has always failed to get sufficient traction.

Posted by: stuiec at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (7AOgy)

23 jazz hands refers to a joke Glenn Beck made about Adam Gadhan, Al Qaeda's lisping american spokesman.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (KUUXH)

24 Continuing from yesterday;

this turdhead takes the rag right off the bush don't he. He arght ta be burled in earl.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (/jbAw)

25 Oh. My. Gawd! Those uniforms! Quelle horror!

The Afghani peeps do have a sense of style what with those, oh whatchamacallit, ...help me out here Andre....Turbans!  That's it!
 They are sooooo versatile.



Posted by: Kiss kiss Julian at July 27, 2010 09:16 AM (iYbLN)

26

ace nailed it. Assange is a jerk and a self promoter. If he would have eloped with his boyfriend a year ago someone else would have put this stuff on the innertubes.

The real problem is how easy it is for classified information to be stolen. We've got a real problem with that.

Posted by: robtr at July 27, 2010 09:17 AM (fwSHf)

27 Oh, I thought you were talking about... yes... Dreyfuss.

Posted by: Larry Marchant at July 27, 2010 09:17 AM (aGwHt)

28 I don't think his first desire is to promote peace. I think he shares the same Internet Disease many of us have -- his first desire is to promote himself, to make himself a star. Amateur!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 27, 2010 09:17 AM (PaMsr)

29 My opinion of Australia just dropped significantly.

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2010 09:18 AM (MMBSM)

30 19 What's jazz hands?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 01:15 PM (aGwHt)

Fosse

Posted by: curious at July 27, 2010 09:18 AM (p302b)

31 I myself first went to Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “assassination squad.” For a second there, I thought that the poofter with the spectacular hair was the leader of the Army kill squad. I'm Mr. Assange he's intimately familiar with black turtlenecks, yes, but with black ops? No.

Posted by: Phinn at July 27, 2010 09:18 AM (emFX5)

32 Who doesn't like a good leak?

Posted by: AssAnger at July 27, 2010 09:19 AM (+sBB4)

33 Cha! Cha! Cha!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at July 27, 2010 09:19 AM (pUfK9)

34 Wow, that comment got all fucked up and unformatty.

Posted by: Phinn at July 27, 2010 09:19 AM (emFX5)

35

Uh.... If'n I remember my NATO treaty correctly, all signatorys are obliged by treaty to enforce the classifications (like TS) of all other signatories, and MUST prosecute...

This guy published Classified documents from a NATO operation.  Why is he still running around free?

Either he has spy'd against his own country, or, even worse (if his "native" country is not a NATO nation), he is a foreign spy.

Book em Dano...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2010 09:20 AM (H+oXM)

36 "26 jazz hands refers to a joke Glenn Beck made about Adam Gadhan, Al Qaeda's lisping american spokesman.

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2010 01:16 PM (KUUXH)"

hahhah didn't realize that....it is the bane of every dancer's existence when they dance fosse.....all the teacher yells is "Jazz hands....watch those hands..."

Posted by: curious at July 27, 2010 09:20 AM (p302b)

37 From Afghanistan to Zanzibar!  Copa, copa cabana!

ace, maybe this deserves a little Beck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, proud iota of a cracka at July 27, 2010 09:21 AM (UOM48)

38 Go ahead, Sissyboy.  Leak some shit on Putin.  I dare ya.

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2010 09:21 AM (MMC8r)

39 "assassination" I like how that delicious word has 2 asses in it.

Posted by: Juilian AssBange at July 27, 2010 09:22 AM (+sBB4)

40

Video of US helicopters killing Iraqi citizens..." who just happened to crouch behind cover with AK 47s and RPG launchers.  Those are the "civilians" most in need of attitude adjustment by 30 mm.

 

they were hunting Quail.

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:22 AM (wuv1c)

41 Now I know where David Spade gets his hairstyle inspiration.

Posted by: Cicero at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (yZNJj)

42

So when does MSNBC add him to their line-up?

Queen Nancyboy Fancypants seems to be right up their alley.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (pLTLS)

43 The air so dry over there in that little Hooterville of a country.  My skin was as dry as parchment.  I had to have my assistant Andre send me jars of Creme de La Mer by FedEx. 

Lets not even talk about the state of my hair!  Horrrrorr!

Posted by: Air Kiss From Julian at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (iYbLN)

44

Note to Andrew Breitbart and any other well-to-do Conservative:  If this guy wants to be famous, make him famous. Hire investigators/papparatizi to follow him 24/7.  Post everything possible about him on-line for the world to see.  He dislikes secrets?  Find his, show them to the world, and in the process show him and any others who would emulate him that there are consequences for despicable behavior. 

Maybe the Journolist fellows could get some of the same treatment.  When the media doesnÂ’t play by the rules, they should cease to be afforded the protections of the fourth estate.  WhatÂ’s a reporter whoÂ’s more interested in instigating than reporting?  A wantabe celebrity.  Treat them that way. See how they like it. 

I believe Sinatra did this back in the day to some of the proto-papparatizi that were hounding him and his family.  Worked for him.

The public has a right to know!

Posted by: bsclark12 at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (HU/OL)

45 Don't we have  people who can make assholes like this meet with an "accident" like shoving a sharp sword a little too far up his ass?

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (oQIfB)

46

From Afghanistan to Zanzibar! 

I thought that part was freakin' hysterical. 

Although it did come a surprise to me to learn that the US military has killer robots in Zanzibar. 

Posted by: Phinn at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (emFX5)

47 exactly nickless, or the PLA.

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2010 09:23 AM (YlGFm)

48

they were hunting Quail.

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 01:22 PM (wuv1c)

 

They were? What the hell did I do!

Posted by: Dan Quail at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (H+oXM)

49 Did you say Quayle?

Posted by: curious at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (p302b)

50

Even his name is teh ghey.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (aGwHt)

51 It's Pete White form Venture Bros.

Posted by: Pervcon at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (orS1c)

52

gitta haircut boy and keep yaass outta my yard.

lib version.....  What a fine man for doing this. Lets have a party out on the lawn for him this evening.

Posted by: Southern Speak at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (/xwhO)

53

Queen Nancyboy Fancypants seems to be right up their alley.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 27, 2010 01:23 PM (pLTLS)

Ooo, I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Julian Asshangingout at July 27, 2010 09:24 AM (pUfK9)

54 What's Next, Faggot!?

Posted by: Zombie Emperor Dom Deluise at July 27, 2010 09:25 AM (UOjLL)

55 Jazz hands reference video

Posted by: NM Hick at July 27, 2010 09:25 AM (IzuWw)

56 This guy's whiter than my evening attire.

Posted by: Zombie Exhalted Cyclops at July 27, 2010 09:25 AM (kbHJ6)

57 There are 'Twilight' fans who think this guy's too gay.

Posted by: nickless at July 27, 2010 09:26 AM (MMC8r)

58 Julian Assange is a really crappy Fembot, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery at July 27, 2010 09:26 AM (IkEhE)

59 I was on CNN all day yesterday.

Posted by: Julian AssBange at July 27, 2010 09:26 AM (+sBB4)

60 He looks like what he is, a twerp.

Posted by: maddogg at July 27, 2010 09:27 AM (OlN4e)

61 >>>It's Pete White form Venture Bros. No, I'm straight. I used to do a college radio show called "White Out," perhaps you've heard of it...?

Posted by: Pete White at July 27, 2010 09:27 AM (KUUXH)

62 I myself first went to Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “assassination squad.”

Riiight.  Why he's just the epitome of what special forces guys look like.

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2010 09:27 AM (VuLos)

63 If I were the President of the US, I would tell Mr. Jazz Hands that I will be turning over the rebuilding and peaceful unity of the Afghans to him....since he is so much super smarter than everyone else.

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 27, 2010 09:27 AM (3MNS8)

64

"Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years?"

No. The battery and coolent would be dead. They're kinda fragile and only last about 5 years.

But, Pakistan apparently makes their own Stinger varient, so there you go.

Posted by: Spade at July 27, 2010 09:28 AM (7WUru)

65 he has no home, he travels around with only his backpack

I'm sure Bawney Fwank can set him up in a nice kept boy's apartment.

Posted by: PA Cat at July 27, 2010 09:28 AM (Vdyu3)

66 Dude.  I'm manlier than he is.

Posted by: al-Qaeda's #1 goat at July 27, 2010 09:28 AM (IkEhE)

67 He really does look like one the the Queer Eye guys. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh, proud iota of a cracka at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (UOM48)

68 This guy wants to suck the fluid of truth out of the cock of government lies

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (wuv1c)

69 How come so many of these post-national secular progressive types all look like the effeminate kid that got his ass kicked a lot by the friggin' chess club? I mean seriously. First that internet tough guy from the Journolist and now this poofter? Is it a psychological condition stemming from an acute lack of adolescent testosterone or something? Get some hormone therapy and leave the rest of us alone, you silly wanks.

Posted by: Fred at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (xWGQr)

Posted by: stuiec at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (7AOgy)

71 Cleanup on aisle 49? http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=304024#c10388720

Posted by: Patton at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (+HIl0)

72 ace, thanks for the Beck vid.  That bit will never get old.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, proud iota of a cracka at July 27, 2010 09:29 AM (UOM48)

73 The chance of a 1980s "Stinger' missile still functioning are near zero.

Increasingly, we live in a Non-Stop Freak Show--only instead of being stared at and ridiculed, the Freaks are increasingly in charge and influencing us.  It's like going to a Zoo and the animals can hire or fire YOU

I hate these freaks like a hobo hates a hot bath.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, losing patience at July 27, 2010 09:30 AM (JrRME)

74 I don't understand why our covert operatives (not the CIA, but whoever is REALLY doing our covert operations, these days) haven't picked this Assange dick up and locked him away in some secret cage.  After all, he has no home and is always on the run, so no one would even know that he was really missing, and whether it was by his choice or not.  This is what our spy organizations are for.

But, instead, this asswipe runs around free, publishing anything and everything that he manages to get, and we only issue hits on Americans who are running around outside of the US working for our enemies.

Of course, the key to this story is that everyone in the administration and the Dem junta are fully supporting and behind this Assange enemy, which just goes to show how deep in the shit the US has gotten itself.  This isn't just a shithole we're in, either, but quick-shit, as it were.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 27, 2010 09:30 AM (Qp4DT)

75 Bullies used to tease me and call me assbang when I was little

Posted by: Julian AssBange at July 27, 2010 09:30 AM (+sBB4)

76 "This guy should be in jail for the rest of his life."

Good post, Ace, except for this. The leaker(s) should face a firing squad. If he wants to be a hero, he can make his opinion known once he's voluntarily discharged. Otherwise, under his chosen path, let him regret that he has but one life to give for his country and then make him yield it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2010 09:30 AM (swuwV)

77

One of the big "gets" here, supposedly, is the revelation that helicopters are being brought down by anti-aircraft missiles, similar to the Stingers we armed the anti-Soviet forces with in the eighties.

Also, Ace, if i am not mistaken, the same company that makes the military's helicopters also makes the stingers and there is a chip in the stingers that prevents them from firing against helicopters produced by them

I can't remember if it is North American Aviation or Northrup Grumman.

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:30 AM (wuv1c)

78 Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “assassination squad.”

I bet he was really easy to spot.  He was the one with the Hello Kitty stickers on his weapon and backpack.

Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2010 09:31 AM (iYbLN)

79 Would he put on red lipstick, stripey black & white tights and speak with a cockney accent for me, ya think?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 27, 2010 09:31 AM (HaYO4)

80 I love what he's done with his hair.

Posted by: Adam Gadahn at July 27, 2010 09:31 AM (pUfK9)

81 >>>Good post, Ace, except for this. The leaker(s) should face a firing squad yeah I agree but you know we don't do that anymore. We're too "civilized" now.

Posted by: Pete White at July 27, 2010 09:31 AM (KUUXH)

82 They say he lives out of a backpack.  I bet he likes fanny packs.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 09:31 AM (aGwHt)

83 Patton, it's fine.

Posted by: Pete White at July 27, 2010 09:33 AM (KUUXH)

84 Not coincidentally, his informant also goes by the nome de guerre Deep Throat.

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:33 AM (wuv1c)

85 55 It's Pete White form Venture Bros.

Posted by: Pervcon at July 27, 2010 01:24 PM (orS1c)

Bingo.  He has the amazing superpower of being an albino.

And, I love that show.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 27, 2010 09:33 AM (T0NGe)

86

 

This guy looks like something they pulled out of the Blue Water Tank of Edgar Winter's Tour Bus!

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2010 09:33 AM (UOjLL)

87 Jesus, ace. You love to suck military cock.

Posted by: Dan Schor at July 27, 2010 09:34 AM (md+so)

88
A US made Stinger will interrogate, recognize and honor the IFF transponders on our aircraft and not fire. See that weird boxy fold out metal attachment, that's an antenna.

There are similar weapons in theater, everybody makes one now, our old stingers aren't the problem.

Posted by: Ronsonic at July 27, 2010 09:34 AM (VTm+A)

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 09:35 AM (aGwHt)

90 So far what this asshole has published is nothing those of us that can read haven't already known long ago. However, there is not doubt he would love to publish something really super secret and harmful to the USA. If it were up to me I'd make sure he never did that.

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 27, 2010 09:35 AM (0GFWk)

91

Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years?

Could it be functional after 25 years of being lugged around a rocky environment and secreted in caves that likely get very hot and very cold?

Could it functional after 25 years of being maintained by... well, as Ash would say, primitive screwheads?

The Pashtuns are not Arabs, but as they say of the Arabs: Arabs don't do maintenance. I doubt the Pashtuns are bears about it, either.

First off, we wouldn't have given them new stock. we would have given them old stock FIM-92A 1978 run stingers with the assumption that they would immediately use them; And backfill our inventory with new improved FIM-92B 1983 stock. It's cheaper than disposing of antiquated weapons.

The heat seeking tech back then was also very susceptible to flares and such. 


Then missile life is 20-30 years when kept in ideal conditions, so no, I'd say they aren't shooting our stingers anymore.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 27, 2010 09:35 AM (0q2P7)

92

A US made Stinger will interrogate, recognize and honor the IFF transponders on our aircraft and not fire. See that weird boxy fold out metal attachment, that's an antenna.

There are similar weapons in theater, everybody makes one now, our old stingers aren't the problem.

I knew i read that somewhere, that's why i brought it up, i just didn't know the details.

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:36 AM (wuv1c)

93 How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Julian after all he has been through!

HEÂ’S A HUMAN! What you donÂ’t realize is that Julian is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even leaked these for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE JULIAN ALONE!

Posted by: Larry.Marchant at July 27, 2010 09:37 AM (gQLr2)

94

 

What's this guy's act?

He looks like Andy Warhol's gay son.

Posted by: 1969 Ford Blow Me 500 at July 27, 2010 09:38 AM (uFokq)

95 Pete White: "yeah I agree but you know we don't do that anymore. We're too 'civilized' now."

Which is why this happened and why it will repeat. Individuals will sense glory and opportunism and a portion of our nation will reward and capitalize upon it. Future Celebrity Soldiers will enter the ranks should their military careers not proceed as desired, and the wo/men they leave behind will suffer for it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2010 09:38 AM (swuwV)

96 His boyfriend probably has to strap a 3' 2X4 across his ass so he doesn't fall in.

Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at July 27, 2010 09:38 AM (jQveR)

97

 

oh look, it's eggmcmuffin.

Posted by: 1969 Ford Blow Me 500 at July 27, 2010 09:40 AM (uFokq)

98

66 I myself first went to Afghanistan as a young Army officer in 2002 and returned two years later after having led a small special operations unit — what Mr. Assange calls an “assassination squad.”

Riiight.  Why he's just the epitome of what special forces guys look like.

Assange wasn't the special operations unit soldier. 

Posted by: Rabidsquirrel at July 27, 2010 09:40 AM (S9qXv)

99

Didn't Julian Assange have a gig in New York City in the '90s as a secretary?

"And you are...?  And you're here to see...?"

Posted by: stuiec at July 27, 2010 09:40 AM (7AOgy)

100 Is that The Dutch Boy all grown up?


Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at July 27, 2010 09:41 AM (f9c2L)

101 I think he desires to harm the U.S. like all liberal idiots.

And I do hope the leaker is prosecuted and goes to jail.
Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2010 01:11 PM


Nail on head, Buckaroo.

I questioned this yesterday (and before): why do all the "leaks" the NY Slimes loves, the LA Slimes praises and all other liberal fuckwits adore consist of damaging date for the United States?

Why no eeeeevil revelations about, say, the Saudis, Iran, Hugo Chavez or Fidel "Mr Democracy" Castro?

All the jabbering about what a good this Assange twit is dilutes the real, serious message. He's just another America-hating lefty swine, albeit perhaps one with better-than-normal computer skills.

And, far worse, there are many in this country who applaud and support what he's doing. They are -- there's no other words for it -- traitors. Like the terrorist-bowing, hate-filled, revenge-seeking Mohammedan Mouthpiece in the White House.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 09:41 AM (Ulu3i)

102 I was a 16S in the US Army which is Stinger Missle Crew Member and I can tell you that yes, a stinger might still be functional after 25 years. You just wouldn't know it until put the battery in, picked up the heat source, and fired the missle. The question to ask is would the battery still have juice.

Posted by: willt73 at July 27, 2010 09:41 AM (EGPJQ)

103

The question to ask is would the battery still have juice.

Mr Assange will provide all the juice you need friend

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 09:42 AM (wuv1c)

104 And, far worse, there are many in this country who applaud and support what he's doing. They are -- there's no other words for it -- traitors. Like the terrorist-bowing, hate-filled, revenge-seeking Mohammedan Mouthpiece in the White House.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 01:41 PM (Ulu3i)

Yep.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (Qp4DT)

105 Julian Assange Promises More Leaks
Maybe he should consider seeing a doctor about this problem.

Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (iYbLN)

106 Way in the beginning I remember people from the administration saying they had to use their own imacs cause the whole WH computer system was antiquated.  I wonder if the rest of the computer systems of the government are in a similar state?  You would think google and apple would get right in there and "fix it, fix it!"  Would this very treasonous act be accomplished by hacking computers or is that too simplistic?

Posted by: . at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (p302b)

107 Oh yeah, some info out there states that the battery would only last about 4 to 5 years but that doesn't mean the Taliban couldn't acquire more.

Posted by: willt73 at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (EGPJQ)

108

Al Franken's right hand man.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (pr+up)

109 Oh, and the quote we keep using is an Afghan vet commenting on Assange, not Assange himself.

But don't let that get in the way of the great riffs...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at July 27, 2010 09:43 AM (IkEhE)

110 Dude looks like a REALLY gay Mr. Humphreys from Are you Being Served.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 27, 2010 09:44 AM (x4S2a)

111 49 Don't we have  people who can make assholes like this meet with an "accident" like shoving a sharp sword a little too far up his ass?

What's "too far?"

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at July 27, 2010 09:45 AM (IpIBJ)

112

Mr Assange will provide all the juice you need friend

Posted by: Ben at July 27, 2010 01:42 PM (wuv1c)

Jizz-hands!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 27, 2010 09:45 AM (Qp4DT)

113 why do all the "leaks" the NY Slimes loves, the LA Slimes praises and all other liberal fuckwits adore consist of damaging date for the United States?

Damaging data, naturally.

While I'm here: since Ace purloined this from Tepid Air, let me add the obligatory "on the other hand..." and "I've made this story a point on my latest graph..." so he doesn't have to drag over any "analysis" from Ed "Pillsbury Doughboy" Morrissey.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 09:46 AM (Ulu3i)

114 #108  The question to ask is would the battery still have juice.

I've been looking about for the Stinger specs.  I found a Slate article with this number on the battery shelf-life -

Some say the military threat posed by the Stingers is overblown. In the past few weeks, a variety of military and intelligence sources have been quoted in the press as saying that the Stinger's battery packs are good for only four or five years, and hence any owned by the Taliban would be useless against an American-led military action in Afghanistan. However, a declassified Pentagon document obtained by Kuperman states that the battery packs have "a shelf life of at least 10 years, with a reliability rate of 98-99%."

But I don't think there are our Stingers, for the same reasons already elaborated on.  I wonder if Iran or Syria make a crappy variant of the Stinger?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 27, 2010 09:46 AM (9hSKh)

115

Assange wasn't the special operations unit soldier. 

Posted by: Rabidsquirrel at July 27, 2010 01:40 PM (S9qXv)

Ooops...my bad I misread it. 

Posted by: Tami at July 27, 2010 09:46 AM (VuLos)

116 11749 Don't we have people who can make assholes like this meet with an "accident" like shoving a sharp sword a little too far up his ass?

What's "too far?"

I am not comfortable with the direction of this discussion.

Posted by: The Hamster at July 27, 2010 09:47 AM (IkEhE)

117

OK, this is how I would handle this guy.

1. Leak some embarrassing (to the Russians) Russian intelligence info. Something that is so good he would immediately publish it on WikiLeaks.

2. Poison or otherwise off the guy and blame the Russians. They have done stuff like that before (Aleksandr Litvinenko), so it likely would not be that hard to get an uncritical press to go along.

3. PROFIT!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 27, 2010 09:47 AM (oIp16)

118 Julian reminds me of a more effeminate version of David Spade.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 27, 2010 09:47 AM (9hSKh)

119 Um, until it pierces his heart...That's about right.

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 27, 2010 09:48 AM (oQIfB)

120 He looks like Bill Maher in some of his other pics.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 27, 2010 09:48 AM (aGwHt)

121 #120 There are other considerations too such as: Will the initial charge that launches the missle out of the tube fire? Will the main rocket motor fire? What about the electronics? Will they still function? I have seen Stingers not even a few years old misfire or fly out of control because of corrosion or other electronic fault.

Posted by: willt73 at July 27, 2010 09:49 AM (pDRpv)

122 Don't we have  people who can make assholes like this meet with an "accident" like shoving a sharp sword a little too far up his ass?

You sure did in 1327. Palomino! PALOMINO!!!!!!

Posted by: Edward.II at July 27, 2010 09:49 AM (gQLr2)

123 70 Dude.  I'm manlier than he is.
Posted by: al-Qaeda's #1 goat at July 27, 2010 01:28 PM (IkEhE)

Tighter, too.

Posted by: real joe at July 27, 2010 09:49 AM (IpIBJ)

124 Julian should go into the mountains of Pak-e-stan and look for the Al Qaeda side of the story. He could star in his own video featuring a goat fucker in a turban and a butcher knife. He would finally get his recognition.

Posted by: maddogg at July 27, 2010 09:49 AM (OlN4e)

125

Dude looks like a REALLY gay Mr. Humphreys from Are you Being Served.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 27, 2010 01:44 PM (x4S2a)

Pfft...Dude looks like a lady and I should know!

 

Posted by: Steve Tyler at July 27, 2010 09:50 AM (pr+up)

126 If what this fucking ponce has precipitated, injures or gets Americans killed, his head should be on a pike.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 27, 2010 09:50 AM (eCAn3)

127 Liberace's hairdresser's hairdresser.

Posted by: fb at July 27, 2010 09:50 AM (G60Nl)

128 This guy should be tried and hung by the neck until dead for treason!  I hope you burn in hell some day you WPOS!

Posted by: TrickyDick at July 27, 2010 09:51 AM (bVka+)

129 The Pashtuns are not Arabs, but as they say of the Arabs: Arabs don't do maintenance. I doubt the Pashtuns are bears about it, either.

The missile will work inshallah.  Maintenance implies a lack of faith!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 27, 2010 09:51 AM (9hSKh)

130 Oh yeah, some info out there states that the battery would only last about 4 to 5 years but that doesn't mean the Taliban couldn't acquire more.

And the fuel might degrade to the point of being non ignitable.

And the electronics connections might corrode to the point of inoperability

Radiation over the years may have decayed the semiconductors lattice structures.

And dirt, contamination, and abuse, might render a weapon inoperable.

How much electronics you own that is 25 years old, works just as good as it used too? That you, by and large, have kept in the controlled environment of your house.

If they still had our stingers, they would have noted the lack of reliability by now and thrown them away.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (0q2P7)

131

This guy looks like something they pulled out of the Blue Water Tank of Edgar Winter's Tour Bus!

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2010 01:33 PM (UOjLL) .

I always liked Johnny and Edgar.

Posted by: Racefan at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (/xwhO)

132 Julian: Dad! I just got my first blowjob! Dad: That's great! That's my boy! How was it son? Julian: Salty.

Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (jQveR)

133 The missile will work inshallah.  Maintenance implies a lack of faith!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 27, 2010 01:51 PM (9hSKh)

Kratos, I believe we're all waiting for you to address the sword up the pooper too far, issue.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Editor at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (pUfK9)

134 The marvelous part was when my unnamed source transfered his leaking package to me in the steam bath. It was not a "small special operations unit " at all. Fabulous!

Posted by: Julian Assange at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (uKraB)

135 However, a declassified Pentagon document obtained by Kuperman states that the battery packs have "a shelf life of at least 10 years, with a reliability rate of 98-99%."

But I don't think there are our Stingers, for the same reasons already elaborated on.  I wonder if Iran or Syria make a crappy variant of the Stinger?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 27, 2010 01:46 PM (9hSKh)

We quit giving them stingers over 25 years ago.

Posted by: robtr at July 27, 2010 09:53 AM (fwSHf)

136 This guy should be tried and hung by the neck until dead for treason! I hope you burn in hell some day you WPOS! Posted by: TrickyDick at July 27, 2010 01:51 PM (bVka+) I wouldn't mind if he died a horrible death but since he is not an American Citizen, not sure what treason has to do with it?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 27, 2010 09:54 AM (0GFWk)

137

even if he does look like Andy Warhol's scheduling secretary.

That's all I need to say about this post, other than to emphasize "yes, like Andy, but prettier... and yet in that same fundamentally creepy way."

Actually, one more thing that I'll blurt out quickly and then run and hide:

Glenn Beck is Orson Wells. Can you find Waldo in that statement?

 

Posted by: dum blond at July 27, 2010 09:55 AM (gbCNS)

138 #136 The military makes good shit. I was in the military from 91 to 95 and we used to train by shooting the old Vietnam era RedEye missiles. Sometimes they worked, sometimes they didn't. It was about 60/40 worked/not worked.

Posted by: willt73 at July 27, 2010 09:55 AM (EGPJQ)

139

OOh oooh ooh!!! STINGERS!!!111!!!111!!!1!!!

Frackin CHENEEEEEEEEEY!!!!11!!!!111!!!

Posted by: Kos Kid at July 27, 2010 09:57 AM (pr+up)

140

Julian is sooooo effeminate! 

Posted by: Johnny Weir at July 27, 2010 09:57 AM (8lCJT)

141 When the "Voice of America" reports on ya, you know you're doing the left's work.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 27, 2010 09:57 AM (kb0wl)

142 Throw out your (jazz) hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give em a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the Wiki Leaks
Wah La!

Posted by: mpfs,Balzing Saddles Fan at July 27, 2010 09:57 AM (iYbLN)

143 "a shelf life of at least 10 years, with a reliability rate of 98-99%."

Yeah, we are talking twice that. I've never seen a battery that could hold a charge for 20 years.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 27, 2010 09:57 AM (0q2P7)

144 willt - the military buys good shit; but I missed the detour from this sterling example of Aussie character, to a weapons platoon maintenance schedule discussion. Are they linked or am I missing some gay ADA joke?

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2010 09:58 AM (I6dJM)

145

Spencer Ackerman and his fellow turd burglars are all over this at Wired.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 27, 2010 09:59 AM (7+pP9)

146 Laugh, but forewarned is forearmed:  For all of American history until the past few decades , creep-freaks like this would have been laughed and booed off any stage or forum or venue.

But now, in the Age of Diversity & Social Disintegration, this simpering Turd is a Temporary Hero to the left and the MFM and we're told to seriously consider his perspective, etc.  He's a symptom of the disease that I don't believe we can recover from.

We're all 'boned'; he's just more proof of how bad It is

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, losing patience at July 27, 2010 09:59 AM (JrRME)

147

My attitude is that if there were so many functional stingers out there that the terrorists had access to, then they would be using them in acts of terror against airliners.

That tells me that the "unaccounted" stingers were mostly used back in the 1980's but just not checked off as such and any that are still left have "problems".

Anyone see a problem with my theory?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 27, 2010 10:01 AM (oIp16)

148 It is so sad that wiki pedia has to explain stuff like "spokesperson"

Posted by: . at July 27, 2010 10:01 AM (p302b)

149

1. Leak some embarrassing (to the Russians) Russian intelligence info. Something that is so good he would immediately publish it on WikiLeaks.

2. Poison or otherwise off the guy and blame the Russians. They have done stuff like that before (Aleksandr Litvinenko), so it likely would not be that hard to get an uncritical press to go along.

3. PROFIT!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 27, 2010 01:47 PM

Not realistic options. I doubt Assange would post damaging data on the Russkies if it came wrapped in a nude photo of Poot Putin. Neither of the Times rags (NY or LA) would pay the slightest attention. The lefties would ignore it. There's no point in them doing anything to harm their friends, you know.

As for Option Two, I'm pretty sure Osama Obama and his goons wouldn't touch this one, even though Assange is obviously white. And blaming it on our Russkie BFFs would probably bring out the protesters who would see right through your idea. Even if Moscow actually did off this jerk, the press and libs in this country would blame the USA. And Bush, naturally.

Good ideas, though. As an alternate, I'd spread the word that Assange spends his spare time drawing cartoons of Mohammed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 10:02 AM (Ulu3i)

150 He's an international wannabe Marvin Zindler. (Texans will remember that name)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2010 10:03 AM (T1boi)

151 Assange was once rescued by Sir Lancelot from an unwanted marriage.

Posted by: Serge Longthrust at July 27, 2010 10:03 AM (XUIJ5)

152 Anyone see a problem with my theory? Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 27, 2010 02:01 PM (oIp16) Nope. Most of the shoulder held surface to air missiles out there are older soviet or eastern european knock offs like the ones unsuccesfully used to try and shoot down that Arkia ( Israeli Airline ) in Mumbia Africa a few years ago

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 27, 2010 10:03 AM (0GFWk)

153 Julian is soooooooooooooooooooo cutting edge.  Probably carries his KY in a hip flask. 

Posted by: GarandFan at July 27, 2010 10:04 AM (XaWFq)

154

He's also reminding me a guy that was briefly on Howard Stern's old WWOR-Channel 9 show. He was on the Halloween special, wearing a monacle and suspenders. All I remember is him saying "I can't top any of the damned perversion I see here tonight..."  Then Gary quickly moved on.

eh nevermind.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 27, 2010 10:04 AM (HaYO4)

155

Sooo... Assange is an Australian?  Australia has TROOPS in Afganistan...

Wonder how the ANZUS treaty affects this legaly?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2010 10:05 AM (H+oXM)

156 His untimely death would certainly send a message that revealing secrets that harm the United States of America's National Security is not a wise thing to do. Just saying?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 27, 2010 10:07 AM (0GFWk)

157 Didn't Bruce Willis kill this twit already?

Posted by: Todd Bridges, Survivor. Outwit, outlast and outplay. at July 27, 2010 10:07 AM (qL20/)

158 The CIA kept very close tabs on those Stingers. I doubt there's any left over there.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 27, 2010 10:09 AM (7+pP9)

159 I was in the military from 91 to 95 and we used to train by shooting the old Vietnam era RedEye missiles.

That were under the maintenance control of the US Army. Let us not forget, preventative maintenance is not an attribute normally associated with fatalistic philosophy, and even if they wanted to do it they wouldn't know how. Let's see, Redeye's were made until 1969, 25 years later... 1994

FIM 92B = 1984 + 25 = 2009
FIM 92A = 1979 + 25 = 2004

And the Army could only keep this weapon system at 60%? And you expect the Taliban to keep a more complicated and sensitive system operational for the same period?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 27, 2010 10:09 AM (0q2P7)

160 Good ideas, though. As an alternate, I'd spread the word that Assange spends his spare time drawing cartoons of Mohammed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 02:02 PM (Ulu3i)

That is so mean!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 27, 2010 10:09 AM (oIp16)

161

"Assange" made me think of "assuage" ... Assange is like Warhol, assuaged.

That's all.

Posted by: dum blond at July 27, 2010 10:10 AM (gbCNS)

Posted by: . at July 27, 2010 10:10 AM (p302b)

163 Good ideas, though. As an alternate, I'd spread the word that Assange spends his spare time drawing cartoons of Mohammed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2010 02:02 PM (Ulu3i)


Then we could replace his regular gerbil with a rabid one.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 27, 2010 10:13 AM (oQIfB)

164

Then we could replace his regular gerbil with a rabid one.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 27, 2010 02:13 PM

Don't turn back, Lemmywinks!

Posted by: Billy Goat Vibrato at July 27, 2010 10:15 AM (9b6FB)

165 Old Stingers. No, they won't work. The batteries have expired and they can't be recharged or replaced by anything other than the exact same battery. Thing is, the battery in the Stinger also incorporates the IR tracking. So even if you cobble together a replacement battery that delivers the same charge as the old battery, it won't have the electronics that guide the missle to the target.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 27, 2010 10:15 AM (ett+q)

Posted by: scooter at July 27, 2010 10:16 AM (aamim)

167 What I MEANT to write was, I saw that picture somewhere recently - it's the photo that accompanies the second definition of the word "douchebag" in Webster's.

Posted by: scooter at July 27, 2010 10:17 AM (aamim)

168 "This guy should be in jail for the rest of his life."

What does somebody have to do to swing in this country anymore? 

Posted by: DM! at July 27, 2010 10:18 AM (CQUOs)

169 Is that you Beauchamp?

Posted by: John Galt at July 27, 2010 10:20 AM (F/4zf)

170 This guy looks like Zorg with a dye job.

Posted by: alexthedude at July 27, 2010 10:23 AM (rqsPh)

171 175 Old Stingers.

And the refrigerant is probably no good. Service life for both is considered 5 years, it's still 90% at ten but degrades swiftly after that.

Pakistan makes a knock off of the General Dynamic version from the 80's.  Probably reversed engineered some they swiped in route to the Muj.  Also, it is rumored that Iran ambushed some mujahideen and took some for their scientists.  Most importantly the mujahideen lost some to the Russians and that's how Sam-14 Gremlin came about.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 27, 2010 10:24 AM (GhwWf)

172

The CIA kept very close tabs on those Stingers. I doubt there's any left over there.

Actually, no they didn't.  The CIA gave approximately 2000 stingers to the mujahedin to help them take out the Soviets and many credit that weapon with turning the tide on the Soviets.

Unfortunately, the CIA used the ISI as their distribution network because even back them everyone knew who was really running shit in Afghanistan.  After the Soviets left, the CIA tried to buy the stingers back but they were so widely scattered that they had no idea where all of the missile where.

The CIA estimated in 1996 that there were between 500 and 600 stingers still in Afghanistan and unaccounted for.  They got a bunch but once the Taliban took over the refused to return any more Stingers.

Still, hard to believe these particular missles are still working.  It's a lot more likely they have been buying Russian copies on the black market.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2010 10:25 AM (VW9/y)

173 It's a lot more likely they have been buying Russian copies on the black market.

My guess is Pakistan Anza.  It looks renmarkably like the Stinger at a distance.  Because ISI ripped us off

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 27, 2010 10:29 AM (GhwWf)

174

The CIA estimated in 1996 that there were between 500 and 600 stingers still in Afghanistan and unaccounted for.  They got a bunch but once the Taliban took over the refused to return any more Stingers.

Still, hard to believe these particular missles are still working.

I'm sure they make great ornaments for the front yard.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 27, 2010 10:29 AM (0q2P7)

175 Thing is, the battery in the Stinger also incorporates the IR tracking. So even if you cobble together a replacement battery that delivers the same charge as the old battery, it won't have the electronics that guide the missle to the target.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 27, 2010 02:15 PM (ett+q)

Which is why they kidnapped Tony Stark, so he could rebuild them.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at July 27, 2010 10:29 AM (bxiXv)

176 Reminds me of the Andy Dick character in Old School, teaching the ladies a trick or two...

Posted by: lincolntf at July 27, 2010 10:30 AM (+O8yf)

177 My publicist just called..

I made the cut for next season of "Dancing With The Stars".

Suck on that, wingers!

Posted by: Julian Assange at July 27, 2010 01:13 PM (qmecx)

 

 

Really? Who will be the male counterpart of your team?

Posted by: Harry S at July 27, 2010 10:30 AM (XGYAc)

178

Mr. Assange says he is a journalist, but he is not. He is an activist

Sadly the same can be said for anyone currently employed by the MSM.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 27, 2010 10:31 AM (e8T35)

179 If any is interested in the history of the CIA's involvement in Afghanistan and how intertwined the Stinger is in that history (not to mention the ISI) I highly recommend Ghost Wars by Steve Coll.  It's an amazingly twisted tale and probably explains (to me anyway) why Bush didn't want to get too involved in Afghanistan.  I doubt there is any chance we will ever leave Afghanistan with anything we would normally consider a "win".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2010 10:34 AM (VW9/y)

180 As far as Jazz Hands Assange is concerned, I will now, in very bad form, quote myself from Balloon Juice:

Assange may think of himself as a hero who will stop a war with information, but essentially he’s trying to get the US out of Afghanistan – which has the default effect of putting the brutal, terrorist Taliban back in power.

Either heÂ’s in complete denial about the consequences of his actions, or he just prefers a terror regime.

People think they can choose between the perfect and imperfect – the perfect is rarely an option, usually you have to choose the better of two very imperfect options.

If you REFUSE to make that choice, and try to make the one thatÂ’s not available, you usually end up with the worse of those options.

At *best*, Assange is a self-righteous, careless, narcissistic, ignorant, mendacious douchebag. That's assuming that he's not actively on the side of the terrorists.

There's also the "Penn Jillette" angle, that he does not expect the US to assassinate him, but expects Islamic Terrorists to if he speaks out against them - the end result being that the consequences of his actions are the same as if he sided with the terrorists.

All in all, not looking good for the "hero of information" angle, whereas the "complete douchehorse" hypothesis seems pretty solid.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at July 27, 2010 10:36 AM (bxiXv)

181

The CIA kept very close tabs on those Stingers. I doubt there's any left over there.

Actually, no they didn't.  The CIA gave approximately 2000 stingers to the mujahedin to help them take out the Soviets and many credit that weapon with turning the tide on the Soviets.

Unfortunately, the CIA used the ISI as their distribution network because even back them everyone knew who was really running shit in Afghanistan.  After the Soviets left, the CIA tried to buy the stingers back but they were so widely scattered that they had no idea where all of the missile where.

Not according to this ISI Brigadier General.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 27, 2010 10:41 AM (7+pP9)

182

If any is interested in the history of the CIA's involvement in Afghanistan and how intertwined the Stinger is in that history (not to mention the ISI) I highly recommend Ghost Wars by Steve Coll.  It's an amazingly twisted tale and probably explains (to me anyway) why Bush didn't want to get too involved in Afghanistan.

I'll have to check it out. The Bear Trap was very interesting. I recommend it.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 27, 2010 10:44 AM (7+pP9)

183 I think Jim in San Diego at post #156 is correct; the Stingers still out there are non-functional.

Things left in caves tend to keep well, even for thousands of years. Assuming the Stingers really were kept in dark,cool caves, the rocket propellant and warhead might still be intact (instead of sweaty), and very little/no rust or oxidation of any metal parts.  Again, assuming they spent their shelf life in caves.  However, charged batteries leak. Even completely discharged batteries can spread corrosion. If you have any Hot Wheels Sizzlers from the late-60's / early-70's, check the battery.  If you were collecting, ........

My guess is that any shoulder-portable SAMs used by the Taliban are some sort of copy, possibly a Pak copy, possibly Soviet or Chinese.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 27, 2010 10:47 AM (gma26)

184 Dude, if you want some attention just get some chick to film you eating the peanut butter out of her .., oh wait, never mind.

Posted by: Toby The Beagle at July 27, 2010 10:49 AM (Vol3D)

185

So is he like 12 years old ... ?

Posted by: Rob at July 27, 2010 10:53 AM (GvYeG)

186 I told my gay friends you thought this guy is gay and they are insulted, they don't want to be associated with him either....lol

Posted by: . at July 27, 2010 10:55 AM (p302b)

187 Oh Jeeziz  Folks over at NPR are jizzing in their pants over this.  Freaky little bastards.

It's funny to listen to them try to persuade one another they actually know anything about the military.

It's goes like this:  "Weapons?  eeeeeeeeeeeeww!.  K lets talk bout wholefoodths now!  yay!"


Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 27, 2010 10:55 AM (x4S2a)

188

 Ed Anger at July 27, 2010 02:41 PM (7+pP9)

Yea, Yousaf gets prominent mention in Col's book.  If Col is accurate, things started to really go south after he was removed by Zia and Hamid Gul took over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2010 10:55 AM (VW9/y)

189 ooops I meant is she ....?

Posted by: Rob at July 27, 2010 10:56 AM (GvYeG)

190 My guess is that any shoulder-portable SAMs used by the Taliban are some sort of copy, possibly a Pak copy, possibly Soviet or Chinese.
Posted by: Arbalest


Probably Pak copies. The Soviets and Chinese are just a little too close by and are having troubles with the ROPers themselves. The ISI probably wants the Taliban to remain engaged in Afghanistan rather than in Pakistan.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 27, 2010 10:57 AM (Vol3D)

191 Jazz-hands or jizz-hands?

Posted by: FUBAR at July 27, 2010 11:07 AM (LPL4Z)

192

108 113 194, etc.

The original batteries for the Stingers are dead.  That does not mean that some, er, strategic rival (I'm looking at you, PRC) has not been making batteries and using a cut-out like ISI (or even a more complicated bank-shot, knowing those ... fine folks) to keep us nice and busy so they'll have a better shot at being able to take Taiwan when they decide it's go time. 

They're here to help (Red Dawn reference)

 

 

Posted by: Stephen at July 27, 2010 11:26 AM (wkR3c)

193 Jean, Maybe you should take time to read the whole article instead of just the first half. Had you read the whole thing then you would have noticed this question: "Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years?" But hey, never miss an opportunity to make an attempt at being witty. Even if you end up being snarky.

Posted by: willt73 at July 27, 2010 11:26 AM (EGPJQ)

194 Yesterday morning the NPR newsreader was breathlessly recounting how Assange never sleeps in the same place, lives out of a backpack, etc. for fear of a US assassination squad -  as if that were a bad thing.

Posted by: muggedbyreality at July 27, 2010 11:45 AM (eUGzR)

195 The leap made immediately by the left is that these are in fact Stingers, because the left loves that Narrative, We Armed Them And Now The Chickens Are Coming Home To Roost.

So let me get this right.

The Left believes that the Stinger missiles we have what essentially were the Northern Alliance, not only were not used up in the war against the Soviets, the war against the Soviet backed government after the collapse of communism, the war between the new government and the proto-Taliban, and the war between the Northern Alliance and the Taliban, and are now being used by the Taliban because...uh...the Taliban have access to missiles?

We already know Iran and the ISI arm the Taliban, and both shop primarily from China.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2010 11:47 AM (7BU4a)

196

Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years?

Could it be functional after 25 years of being lugged around a rocky environment and secreted in caves that likely get very hot and very cold?

Could it functional after 25 years of being maintained by... well, as Ash would say, primitive screwheads?


As a matter of fact, yes, they could be.  The CIA bought some of them back from the Mujahadeen in the 1990s.  IIRC, 5 out of 6 or some ridiculously high proportion like that worked when taken out to the range and lit up.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2010 11:49 AM (IQBsP)

197 137   So is America.

Posted by: td at July 27, 2010 12:07 PM (PjQ+v)

198 America has thrown away and forgotten better shit than the rest of the world has produced.

Posted by: td at July 27, 2010 12:15 PM (PjQ+v)

199 Has anyone ever seen a "peace" activist who was actually FOR peace, or really just for the other side?  For example, whatever happenned to all those giant anti-war marches during Bush's administration?  Obama is elected and POOF!  No more anti-war demonstrations, even though the war is still on.  And when did you ever see any of these lying traitors noble ambassadors for peace protesting the war at the embassies of one of our opponents?  Try quizzing them on that point and you'll get quite a tangle of evasion.

Posted by: Tantor at July 27, 2010 12:24 PM (blNMI)

200

Well, probably one could  justify WikiLeaks and that kind of "journalism". In the end, how can we know if governments (any government, not just US) or corporations commit crimes or at least reprehensible acts.

On the other hand I see three problems with situation at the moment.

First: WikiLeaks are the only source of classified information of such magnitude. If (and I consider that to be very likely) it's team and/or sources want to push their own political agenda, then they can keep classified or disclose fully or partially (taking something out of context) any document they have access to. Untill there is some kind of competition, or at least liability, the only thing we can count on is their honesty. I have a hard time trusting that.

Second: I may be wrong, but my guess that access to classified military documents means possible advantage for the enemy and/or can put lives of military personell and/or their relatives at risk.

Third: as I understand WikiLeaks facilitate the breach of law or contract, though they don't violate it themselves by providing anonymity. Argument can be made that laws, regulations and contracts may have ill intent. But in this case I see only two options: stepping on a slippery slope of "I shouldn't be punished if I think that law is unfair" or admitting hypocrisy.

I can't condemn them fully - after all WikiLeaks exposed some real Bad Guys, but on the other hand I still doubt that they're the Good Guys themselves.

Posted by: Andrey at July 27, 2010 12:48 PM (o58gn)

201

"Assange" made me think of "assuage"

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Actually, it makes me think of "AssAngel"

Ooooohhhh!! I've got that naughty tingly feeling down there.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at July 27, 2010 01:10 PM (GNTj/)

202

Julien Assage brings to mind that psychotic kid from California who was captured on the battlefield in Afganistan 7 or 8 years ago, fighting for Al Queda. 

I continue to be incredulous that sick freaks like the two of them continue to escape punishment for their outrageous crimes, just as captured terrorists held at Guantanamo Bay continue to escape punishment for their monstrous crimes, also.  (Never mind the terrorist that some extremely irresponsible fools in Scotland recently set free for the craziest reasons imaginable.) 

You can't tell me that they couldn't have captured or killed Osama bin Ladin a long time ago if they had really wanted to kill or capture that sick freak. Another example of of the insanity of Political Correctness, and the extent to which sleazy, liberal attorneys are deliberately sabotaging our war on terrorism to advance their own very sick agenda.

Posted by: Committee To Get Terrorists' Empathizers Summarily Executed at July 27, 2010 01:12 PM (sYrWB)

203

207

Could it functional after 25 years of being maintained by... well, as Ash would say, primitive screwheads?


As a matter of fact, yes, they could be.  The CIA bought some of them back from the Mujahadeen in the 1990s.  IIRC, 5 out of 6 or some ridiculously high proportion like that worked when taken out to the range and lit up.

Yes, after 10 years they still have about a 90% success rate. As I said earlier.  But that percentage goes down exponentially in the following years.  So maybe 1 out of 100 might have functioning batteries. But at this point the propellant becomes a concern.  Particularly because you know they've been removed from the shipping container to be looked at.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 27, 2010 01:12 PM (QMmkf)

204 Who's the hot chick at the top of the post?

Posted by: Austin Powers at July 27, 2010 01:13 PM (zgZzy)

205

Ralph Peters came out and said it last night on O'Reilly:  he thinks leakers of stuff like this should be EXECUTED.  

I suspect that staring out at a bunch of armed soldiers aiming for your brain, heart and guts would wipe the smirk of even the most smarmy of traitorous libtards.

I also suspect Peters wouldn't mind if covert ops took care of this Edgar Winters clone, quietly but not-so-quickly--- if only to "encourage the others".

Not that I would mind either.

 

Posted by: effinayright at July 27, 2010 01:17 PM (GNTj/)

206 Wasn't there some footage from the 2006 brew up the Israelis had in Lebanon, where the Hezbo's popped off a stinger at an israeli Apache?

As I recall, the IFF guidance system promptly went, "wups, no, friendly aircraft, time to look for another heat source" which turned out to be a hezbo AA position and, well, bad day for the Religion of Peace....

Posted by: Xenophon at July 27, 2010 01:33 PM (DasBz)

207 Shame they can't build some 'return to sender' circuitry into the Stinger.

A killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

Posted by: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg at July 27, 2010 01:38 PM (8/oOq)

208 If this Julian Assange's one big source -- well, I think his fifteen minutes are up, even if he does look like Andy Warhol's scheduling secretary. Julian spent years on my staff. He would literally bend over backwards for me.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at July 27, 2010 01:53 PM (tJjm/)

209

213  Well, sometimes there is an advantage to letting the sick freaks roam at large -- sometimes they lead you to bigger, sick freaks

So far Jillian hasn't leaked anything really vital -- but I bet he keeps snooping around for better weasels than Pfc. Manning...and it's important to find out who that could be.

Posted by: unknown jane at July 27, 2010 02:10 PM (5/yRG)

210   and so help me God, but he looks like my husband's 65 year old cousin Kathy; I wonder if Julian can make a mean lime jello or cabbage rolls?

Posted by: unknown jane at July 27, 2010 02:13 PM (5/yRG)

211 Pretty much a perfect example of one of C.S. Lewis's "men without chests".

Posted by: DelD at July 27, 2010 02:16 PM (asikV)

212 That weaselly little fucker needs to be dead...like now.  That horseshit he tried with the helicopter video was bad enough.

I also suspect Peters wouldn't mind if covert ops took care of this Edgar Winters clone, quietly but not-so-quickly--- if only to "encourage the others".

Not that I would mind either.

This.

Posted by: Portnoy at July 27, 2010 02:17 PM (azgo2)

213

The thing is, those Stinger batteries are thermochemical and cannot be recharged.  And they're all dead by now, so unless somebody has managed to build new ones, the leftover missiles are useless, assuming the propellant has degraded.  The batteries deliver a big jolt of power for about 45 seconds, and one of the major things they do is spin up the gyros.  So nobody's going to wire up a 12 volt and make it work.

Now, probably there are a bunch of smart Russian - hell, French or German - engineers who could do it, and who have access to a plant to manufacture them.  Point is, Mohammed al-Jihadi can't do it in some cave (unless, as has been noted, they kidnapped Tony Stark, but that hasn't worked out so well for them).

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at July 27, 2010 02:28 PM (QQ9sc)

214

I remember when the FLIR video came out, this joker was then seen on the BBC and EU versions of MSNBC saying that the CIA,DIA, Mafia hitmen were all after him so that is why he was constantly hiding all over the place. So if you didn't think thisWikileaks joker wasn't all about himself a year ago, the fact that wikileaks published all these reams of paperwork from all over (I have happened across the website when looking up the Forumla 1 fines a couple of years back, saw stuff from companies like Coca-Cola, HP, various foreign political parties, etc), by giving him his sound bite only makes this joker feel better about himself.

As to the pin head solider that released the data in the first place, last I had heard was he was sitting in the stocaked in Fort Collins as the DoD does thier version of a grand jury investigation to bring charges. My only question about that pin head is, if he is so pissed off about the conduct of the war then why violate all your rules to release this potentially damaging data? What was your gain from doing this? If I had my way and knew that the release of this data lead to the death of NATO soliders, I would give this solider a cell phone and the survivors those soliders that number. The instructions would then be "any time you feel angry about the lost of your loved one call XXX-XXXX and vent."

Posted by: Charles at July 27, 2010 02:49 PM (meAs8)

215 >>Could a Stinger even be functional after over 25 years? Could it be functional after 25 years of being lugged around a rocky environment and secreted in caves that likely get very hot and very cold? Could it functional after 25 years of being maintained by... well, as Ash would say, primitive screwheads?<< Yes.

Posted by: railwriter at July 27, 2010 03:15 PM (daRzV)

216 When is a little retroactive abortion going to come into this BBFN and all his rear end intercourseing friends?
Intercourseing [intercourseing]

Posted by: Heltau at July 27, 2010 03:21 PM (RZDTZ)

217 I think I saw that assange dude in a Vince Vaughn movie "Old School". The one where this pixy looking dude is teaching  the wives how to give head.


Must suck going through life with "ass hang" as a last name.

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2010 03:38 PM (gWHrG)

218 Could these skinny dudes be any more obvious?

Posted by: Cooter at July 27, 2010 05:52 PM (k2Bjx)

219 he looks like a little faggeto to me, but he is probably proud of it.


oops, did I just say that.

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