October 20, 2010
— Ace Why silver? Because you can't make pearls have squoogishy shapes.
In related news, civilization was overrated anyway.
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Posted by: ConservativeintheCity at October 20, 2010 02:03 PM (JourR)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 20, 2010 02:04 PM (f0UXf)
Posted by: Greg at October 20, 2010 02:04 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:05 PM (7AOgy)
Amanda Marcotte likes the 'white hot sticky holy spirit,' if I recall.
I wonder what that disgusting pig is doing these days?
Posted by: Professor Soothsayer at October 20, 2010 02:06 PM (gM4zK)
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 20, 2010 02:06 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:07 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 02:07 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:08 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2010 02:08 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 06:07 PM (UOM4
Doesn't she have a gay friend who applies that same design for her whenever she dresses up for a night on the town? Silver has nothing on the real thing.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:09 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (9cflz)
When I first young girls wearing "HOTTIE" across the backsides of their little short-shorts, I wondered what will be next.
Now, again, I wonder what is next.
Posted by: Professor Soothsayer at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (gM4zK)
Posted by: tims472 at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (mmxCK)
Bet all the old hag female newscasters buy this one.....it hides that old ugly "hey you are a lot older than your botoxed face says you are" part of the neck...can't botox the neck, the neck and the hands reveal your age.
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (p302b)
Posted by: journolist at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2010 02:10 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:11 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 02:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 02:12 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 20, 2010 02:13 PM (8zlLq)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 20, 2010 02:13 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: ParisParamus at October 20, 2010 02:14 PM (GGjFD)
Ace, that sounds ominous and very "beckian" in nature.
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 02:15 PM (p302b)
Actually, it's stupid, ugly, asymmetric and boring.
That, or the perfect gift for a high school girl to give as "secret Santa" to the girl she hates.
Posted by: Dianna at October 20, 2010 02:15 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 02:15 PM (9cflz)
Oh my, my male co worker just explained "pearl necklace" to me while he was hysterically laughing.
Do you feel harassed, demeaned and humiliated? Oh yeah, and don't use the balm.
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 20, 2010 02:15 PM (QKKT0)
Yeah, all that evil white patriarchal male hegemony.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 02:16 PM (Vz9lf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2010 02:16 PM (9Cooa)
Posted by: Brett Favre at October 20, 2010 02:16 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Will "Integrity" Folks at October 20, 2010 02:18 PM (Y81Xa)
"Do you feel harassed, demeaned and humiliated? Oh yeah, and don't use the balm.
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 20, 2010 06:15 PM (QKKT0)"
I'm not a member of NOW....I'm normal.
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 02:18 PM (p302b)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2010 02:19 PM (VW9/y)
Posted by: Alaska Board of Elections at October 20, 2010 02:19 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 02:19 PM (UOM48)
The model looks like she is laying on a slab at the morgue.
No shit! She looks deader than yesterday's fish.
Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2010 02:20 PM (Ygs0D)
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 06:12 PM (p302b)
Just give me the word and we'll destroy him with a sexual harassment suit!
Posted by: Typical Slimeball Lawyer at October 20, 2010 02:21 PM (QD4j5)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 02:21 PM (9cflz)
Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 02:21 PM (UOM48)
Ffft. The Pewaukee Platten, or nothin'.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 02:21 PM (Vz9lf)
What I do on lunch break's my own business.
Posted by: quincy, m.e. at October 20, 2010 02:21 PM (CZaaY)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 20, 2010 02:22 PM (deaHT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2010 02:22 PM (9Cooa)
something is definitely odd at faux news these days....like they are afraid to say the truth so they are pushing the dems winning and saying odd stuff...all the time...
and fox business news is the only normal....
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 02:22 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 20, 2010 02:23 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2010 06:19 PM (VW9/y)
Wouldn't copper be more appropriate? Perhaps with gold kernels embedded in it?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:23 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2010 02:24 PM (rNJC9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2010 02:24 PM (VW9/y)
That jewelry might look good with a particular intern's blue dress.
"It's not real, Mrs. Clinton..."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 20, 2010 02:25 PM (3fiIy)
What I do on lunch break's my own business.
Tell me about it, brother!
Posted by: vince masuka, miami p.d. at October 20, 2010 02:25 PM (CZaaY)
Posted by: Typical Slimeball Lawyer at October 20, 2010 02:25 PM (c6KGy)
Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 20, 2010 06:21 PM (UOM4
Not "some muzzie terrorist." Anwar al-Awlaki, the imam at the mosque where the 9/11 hijackers worshipped. You know, the guy who recruited both the Ft. Hood shooter and the Fruit-of-Kaboom underwear bomber via the Internet. The guy who's in Yemen, who Obama gave the shoot-to-kill order on (even though he's an American citizen).
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:26 PM (7AOgy)
In related news, civilization was overrated anyway.
Meh we survived widespread popularity of lipstick. At one time thought to be the work of the devil. Used be evil women to ensnare men.
In Medieval England lipstick was banned by the church. It was seen as an "incarnation of Satan" because the alteration of a woman's face challenged God's workmanship. Pictures of devils putting lipstick on women appeared often and sinners would admit to lipstick-wearing at confession. Some liturgical texts denounced it as a mortal sin. A 17th-century English pastor, Thomas Hall, declared that face-painting was "the devil's work" and that women who put brush to mouth were trying to "ensnare others and to kindle a fire and flame of lust in the hearts of those who cast their eyes upon them."
Part
of this condemnation sprang from a fear of disguise and falsehood. Which
was why, in 1770, the English Parliament passed a law condemning
lipstick, stating that women found guilty of "seducing men into
matrimony by a cosmetic means" could be tried for witchcraft and/or their marriage annulled.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2010 02:27 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:27 PM (7AOgy)
Part of this condemnation sprang from a fear of disguise and falsehood. Which was why, in 1770, the English Parliament passed a law condemning lipstick, stating that women found guilty of "seducing men into matrimony by a cosmetic means" could be tried for witchcraft and/or their marriage annulled.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2010 06:27 PM (0q2P7)
By contrast, Muslim societies don't even want young men to see their fiancees' faces before marriage.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:29 PM (7AOgy)
That's not silver. It's a nanomorph mimetic poly-alloy sent from the future to kill John Connor.
Or to humiliate you girlfriend.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 20, 2010 02:29 PM (3fiIy)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:30 PM (7AOgy)
Part of this condemnation sprang from a fear of disguise and falsehood. Which was why, in 1770, the English Parliament passed a law condemning lipstick, stating that women found guilty of "seducing men into matrimony by a cosmetic means" could be tried for witchcraft and/or their marriage annulled.
Cool!
Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2010 02:31 PM (Ygs0D)
Posted by: charlie gibson at October 20, 2010 02:31 PM (CZaaY)
FIFY
Posted by: AmishDude at October 20, 2010 02:32 PM (3wPsb)
Posted by: pervy jewelry designer at October 20, 2010 02:33 PM (SwkdU)
Shit like this makes me despair for humanity. Posted by: Beth at October 20, 2010 02:33 PM (5NfIh)
Posted by: Beth at October 20, 2010 02:35 PM (5NfIh)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 02:35 PM (9cflz)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 20, 2010 02:35 PM (deaHT)
Posted by: Just Askin' at October 20, 2010 02:35 PM (QKKT0)
Hey, that gives me an idea.
Posted by: pervy jewelry designer at October 20, 2010 06:33 PM (SwkdU)
A new line of lip piercings in the future?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 02:36 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 06:35 PM (9cflz)
Bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Posted by: The Goat at October 20, 2010 02:36 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 20, 2010 02:37 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 06:35 PM (9cflz)
I'm sure he's worn more than his fair share in his time.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:37 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Monica at October 20, 2010 02:38 PM (5Xf3c)
I am totally scared to look it up now.
Posted by: shibumi at October 20, 2010 02:38 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Guy Sitting in Front of Paul Reubens at October 20, 2010 02:38 PM (5Xf3c)
Or "See, I didn't come in your mouth".
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 20, 2010 02:39 PM (m8g7K)
Posted by: ParisParamus at October 20, 2010 02:39 PM (GGjFD)
Posted by: shibumi at October 20, 2010 06:38 PM (OKZrE)
It's worth it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 02:40 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Pee Wee motherfuckin' Herman at October 20, 2010 02:40 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:41 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 20, 2010 02:42 PM (deaHT)
Hmm the breakdown of food to energy and poo...and...
the male process of DNA transfer intended for completing ovum DNA sequencing.
Well fixated on the "icky" natural processes of the human body are we?
I wonder what kind of psychosis that is...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2010 02:42 PM (0q2P7)
Something that was once only whispered in the locker rooms, and then only between those who were more uncouth.
Now it is considered "fashionable" to give it to your wife or girlfriend.
Another sign of the coarsening of America.
Ok, I'll turn in my man card now.
Posted by: Vic at October 20, 2010 02:44 PM (/jbAw)
Hmm the breakdown of food to energy and poo...and...
the male process of DNA transfer intended for completing ovum DNA sequencing.
I want the set of steins with "How Beer is Made into Urine" emblazoned on it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 02:45 PM (5Xf3c)
If she was a real "Artist" she would have melted real pearls together using vinegar, creating a far more realistic, and interesting effect.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2010 02:45 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 02:45 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: brak at October 20, 2010 02:45 PM (nIoiW)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 02:46 PM (9cflz)
Posted by: Beth at October 20, 2010 02:46 PM (5NfIh)
I wonder what kind of psychosis that is...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 20, 2010 06:42 PM (0q2P7)
A lot of cultures fixate on processes that have to do with fertility -- both reproductive fertility and the fertility of the soil by returning nutrients to it.
Case in point #1: Pompeii mosaics.
Case in point #2: Catalan Christmas decorations.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:47 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 20, 2010 02:48 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: Beth at October 20, 2010 02:48 PM (5NfIh)
Weisse beers. They taste like cat piss.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 02:48 PM (5Xf3c)
What is the best German Beer? Is there an Oktoberfest brew that does not taste like horse piss?
The Weisses Hofbrauhaus in Munich has a pretty nice wheat beer that didn't taste like horse's piss. At least not any of the horses whose piss I've drunk.
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 02:49 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: White women with college degrees at October 20, 2010 02:49 PM (Gpm4m)
Posted by: Barky Obama at October 20, 2010 02:51 PM (Gpm4m)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 20, 2010 02:53 PM (m8g7K)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 02:53 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 20, 2010 06:53 PM (m8g7K)
Well, in our defense, all the moronettes know what semen tastes like.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 02:56 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Monty Python bridgekeeper at October 20, 2010 02:57 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 06:59 PM (5Xf3c)
Why don't they do what they want to do and force WIC recipients to live in Government compounds, where they can be fed what their masters deem fit?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:01 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2010 03:01 PM (z1N6a)
the NRSC is funding Joe Miller ads, but not attacking Merkowskee.
Looks like those fuckers are hedging their bets.
I said this before during the primary aftermath.
I am never donating to any Republican organization ever again.
From now on I am only making direct donations to candidate. Screw the NRSC.
Also, I think Merky can win.
Ace do you know what the criteria to count a write in vote is? Do they have to write her full name or what?
Posted by: Ben at October 20, 2010 03:03 PM (DKV43)
Obviously, Idaho has angered the King: http://tinyurl.com/2fygohe
This would be ludicrous if it wasn't so scary.
Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2010 03:04 PM (Ygs0D)
Posted by: nickless at October 20, 2010 03:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2010 03:04 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at October 20, 2010 03:04 PM (kJXs1)
Posted by: Holger at October 20, 2010 03:05 PM (V9Q+f)
This would be ludicrous if it wasn't so scary.
Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2010 07:04 PM (Ygs0D)
You take fries and tater tots away and the kids will eat the teachers within a week.
.....Ok, now I am for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2010 03:06 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 20, 2010 03:06 PM (9cflz)
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 03:06 PM (QKKT0)
the NRSC is funding Joe Miller ads, but not attacking Merkowskee.
Looks like those fuckers are hedging their bets.
Posted by: Ben at October 20, 2010 07:03 PM (DKV43)
I think it's impossible for the NRSC to attack a sitting Republican Senator. The best they can do is ignore her while promoting the official nominee.
On the other hand, Jim DeMint's PAC has no qualms about attacking Mucusinthenoseski.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:08 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 07:06 PM (QKKT0)
I'm sure when that day arrives, the trough will be almost full of potatoes.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2010 03:08 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Arbalest at October 20, 2010 07:04 PM (uRi/b)
What, you don't find that incredibly sexy? Somehow I am thinking of Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl."
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:09 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: bent at October 20, 2010 03:09 PM (hL0k8)
You don't see the nuance? Ben is commenting on the downfall of civilization epitomized by the slick behavior of the NRSC shooting their symbolic wad into the useless and diseased direction of Mosowsky. The two topics are epistemologically connected.
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 03:10 PM (gwF2v)
But we're boooooooooored....!
Posted by: The Nose-Picking Masses at October 20, 2010 03:11 PM (MMC8r)
It's good stuff.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 03:11 PM (Vz9lf)
Something that was once only whispered in the locker rooms, and then only between those who were more uncouth.
Now it is considered "fashionable" to give it to your wife or girlfriend.
perfect Mother's Day gift!
Posted by: Frank G at October 20, 2010 03:12 PM (4X0aT)
What's the recommended daily intake of semen?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 03:12 PM (Vz9lf)
But we're boooooooooored....!
Posted by: The Nose-Picking Masses at October 20, 2010 07:11 PM (MMC8r)
Or boned says Lisa Murscruntsky, Murkowkki, Murscocksky.........or whatever.
Posted by: Levi Johnson at October 20, 2010 03:13 PM (v1gw3)
I got one from my secret admirer. It looks awesome with my blue dress.
Posted by: Monica L. at October 20, 2010 03:13 PM (J74Py)
What's the recommended daily intake of semen?
Is your interest merely academic, or what?
please please please be "or what"
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 03:14 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 03:14 PM (gwF2v)
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 07:06 PM (QKKT0)
I'm sure when that day arrives, the trough will be almost full of potatoes.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 20, 2010 07:08 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:14 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Bawney Frankenstein at October 20, 2010 03:14 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 07:12 PM (Vz9lf)
As much as your husband can produce.
Posted by: Holger at October 20, 2010 03:15 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 07:14 PM (gwF2v)
There's a bit in Erica Jong's Fear of Flying where she talks about a hooker on a diet but not losing weight. Her nutritionist finally asks if her food diary includes every mouthful she swallows each day....
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:16 PM (7AOgy)
You don't see the nuance? Ben is commenting on the downfall of civilization epitomized by the slick behavior of the NRSC shooting their symbolic wad into the useless and diseased direction of Mosowsky. The two topics are epistemologically connected.
I love it when you moronettes talk dirty.
Posted by: Soona at October 20, 2010 03:17 PM (Ygs0D)
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 03:18 PM (gwF2v)
You don't see the nuance? Ben is commenting on the downfall of civilization epitomized by the slick behavior of the NRSC shooting their symbolic wad into the useless and diseased direction of Mosowsky. The two topics are epistemologically connected.
See. Dagny understands me.
Don't get me started on Ludgwig Wittgenstein's Tractus Logico-Philosophicus opening up inquiry into the relationship between language, reality and a the donkey punch.
Posted by: Ben at October 20, 2010 03:18 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2010 03:19 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Greg's Mom at October 20, 2010 03:19 PM (5qJM5)
Most of them already live in "Government compounds." But I'm OK with WIC being restricted to certain foods (even though a lot of them are brand-name and thus more expensive...). If you're using other people's money to eat, they should be able to dictate what you can buy with it. If you don't like it, get a job. Or marry a man with a job instead of getting knocked up by a guy in prison. Whatever.
Conversely, when I'm using my own money for food, everyone should fuck off.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 03:20 PM (Vz9lf)
It's good stuff.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 07:11 PM (Vz9lf)
As good as Bear Whiz?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:20 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Ben at October 20, 2010 03:20 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2010 07:19 PM (SwkdU)
You got that right!...and you if you act now, I'll throw in 4 ounces of the real thing; it's great for EVERYTHING!
Posted by: Billy Mays from the HSN Crypt at October 20, 2010 03:21 PM (5qJM5)
It also tastes like butterscotch and is quite slimming. True fact.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 03:21 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 07:18 PM (gwF2v)
Ewww... these crosstabs are all sticky!
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:21 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: President of the United States Jugears McFuckstick at October 20, 2010 03:22 PM (b+yWd)
Posted by: The Reverend O'Wright at October 20, 2010 03:23 PM (CZaaY)
Posted by: President of the United States Jugears McFuckstick at October 20, 2010 07:22 PM (b+yWd)
You would know about these things if you weren't such a self-centered asshole.
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at October 20, 2010 03:23 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: President of the United States Jugears McFuckstick at October 20, 2010 07:22 PM (b+yWd)
Hmmm... maybe the artist has come up with a MIL-SPEC pearl necklace.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:23 PM (7AOgy)
Thanks Ben.
Didactic obfuscation of philosophical and tangangental ephermal nuances eliminates the requirement to produce concrete relational synergies.
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 03:24 PM (gwF2v)
Fap fap fap.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 03:24 PM (5Xf3c)
Playboy Magazine conducted a study on the caloric content of semen, and determined it's not fattening, and especially when consumed by librarians or S E Cupp.
Posted by: Fish at October 20, 2010 03:25 PM (v1gw3)
Thanks Ben.
Didactic obfuscation of philosophical and tangangental ephermal nuances eliminates the requirement to produce concrete relational synergies.
Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2010 07:24 PM (gwF2v)
ROH???
Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 20, 2010 03:25 PM (5qJM5)
Both.
Seriously...I'm surprised to learn "health benefits of sperm" isn't part of the "joys of fisting" curriculum.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 03:26 PM (Vz9lf)
Posted by: lorien1973 at October 20, 2010 03:27 PM (ZXnUe)
Posted by: Chris R at October 20, 2010 03:28 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: djm1992 at October 20, 2010 03:28 PM (IqhRv)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 07:26 PM (Vz9lf)
OH MYYYYYYYYY!!!
Posted by: George Takei at October 20, 2010 03:28 PM (5qJM5)
translation: you can lie with abandon and you don't need any facts to support your lies?
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 03:28 PM (p302b)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 07:26 PM (Vz9lf)
Some doctors theorize that women who had contact with their husband's semen during pregnancy suffered fewer complications such as eclampsia.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 20, 2010 03:29 PM (V9Q+f)
translation: you can lie with abandon and you don't need any facts to support your lies?
Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 07:28 PM (p302b)
ROH-K!!!
Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 20, 2010 03:29 PM (5qJM5)
Conversely, when I'm using my own money for food, everyone should fuck off.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 20, 2010 07:20 PM (Vz9lf)
One school of conservative thought says, you give the aid recipient cash and let them do what they want with it, and if they make fatally bad choices, too bad for them. Another says you give them what they need rather than let them exercise choice, because they've already shown that their judgment is abysmal.
But liberals can't tolerate either of those ideas, so they give cash-like aid, expect the recipients to use it wisely, and then impose ever greater conditions and restrictions (all of which are easily circumvented, by the way) to try to keep the recipients from blowing the aid.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:29 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Shaggy at October 20, 2010 03:30 PM (CZaaY)
I'm going to show up to the Marine Enlistment office with a halter top, this necklace and hot pants.
i'll let you know what happens
Posted by: Ben at October 20, 2010 03:30 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2010 03:30 PM (SwkdU)
There is no way they found a sufficient sample of pregnant women who have touched semen to come to any scientifically valid conclusion.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 03:32 PM (5Xf3c)
Posted by: Shaggy at October 20, 2010 07:30 PM (CZaaY)
Rooby-ROOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 20, 2010 03:32 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 20, 2010 03:33 PM (TuxkI)
Posted by: Editor at October 20, 2010 03:34 PM (pUfK9)
Some doctors theorize that women who had contact with their husband's semen during pregnancy suffered fewer complications such as eclampsia.
It's the pregnant women who haven't had contact with their husband's semen that got some 'splainin' to do.
Posted by: Cicero at October 20, 2010 03:34 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Shaggy at October 20, 2010 03:35 PM (CZaaY)
Posted by: Shaggy at October 20, 2010 07:35 PM (CZaaY)
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 20, 2010 03:37 PM (5qJM5)
There is no way they found a sufficient sample of pregnant women who have touched semen to come to any scientifically valid conclusion.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 07:32 PM (5Xf3c)
How did YOU rock your unborn children to sleep?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:37 PM (7AOgy)
Don't know if you browsed through the images, but this one is the best from the set. It speaks volumes.
Posted by: NM Hick at October 20, 2010 03:37 PM (IzuWw)
How did YOU rock your unborn children to sleep?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 07:37 PM (7AOgy)
Oh gawd, make it stop!
Posted by: Editor at October 20, 2010 03:38 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: NM Hick at October 20, 2010 07:37 PM (IzuWw)
I can't shake the feeling that it should be mounted on top of Uncle Sam's top hat.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:39 PM (7AOgy)
Really, what's next?
Perhaps it will be fashionable for men to walk around with a long dark pubic hair stuck between their front teeth?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2010 03:39 PM (/ebqR)
Oh gawd, make it stop!
Posted by: Editor at October 20, 2010 07:38 PM (pUfK9)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Peter North at October 20, 2010 03:39 PM (V9Q+f)
How did YOU rock your unborn children to sleep?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 07:37 PM (7AOgy)
Oh gawd, make it stop!
Posted by: Editor at October 20, 2010 07:38 PM (pUfK9)
Could explain why my infants could only fall asleep if I banged on the tops of their heads with a rolled-up pair of socks.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:41 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: M. Obama at October 20, 2010 03:41 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2010 07:39 PM (/ebqR)
Wait... when was it NOT?
(Also -- if your wife is all blonde, that could be a life-changing look....)
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:42 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2010 07:39 PM (/ebqR)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the birth of dental floss!
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:43 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Just Askin' at October 20, 2010 06:35 PM (QKKT0)
Pretty sure that would cost a fortune, and snap the poor girls neck due to its weight
Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 20, 2010 03:43 PM (FIDMq)
I thought women loved jewelry
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2010 03:43 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Just Askin' at October 20, 2010 06:35 PM (QKKT0)
Pretty sure that would cost a fortune, and snap the poor girls neck due to its weight
Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 20, 2010 07:43 PM (FIDMq)
Plus people would mistake it for Flava Flav's clock.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:44 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2010 03:45 PM (oa00o)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 20, 2010 03:46 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2010 07:45 PM (oa00o)
I'm conflicted: cumpocalypse seems more sonorous, but sploogepocalypse seems more funny. Which is the better choice?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 03:48 PM (7AOgy)
Gives a whole new meaning to The Coming of the Lord.
Posted by: Holger at October 20, 2010 03:49 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2010 03:52 PM (yQWNf)
Seriously...I'm surprised to learn "health benefits of sperm" isn't part of the "joys of fisting" curriculum.
I laughed i cried....
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 20, 2010 03:52 PM (6f7nj)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2010 07:45 PM (oa00o)
It's an Opacalypse
Posted by: TC at October 20, 2010 03:53 PM (BAtLQ)
I'm conflicted: cumpocalypse seems more sonorous, but sploogepocalypse seems more funny
Where's the choice for Jizapocalypse? I vote for that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 20, 2010 03:54 PM (TuxkI)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 20, 2010 03:56 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 20, 2010 07:56 PM (plsiE)
But sometimes you just want to make a splash for your lady.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 04:00 PM (7AOgy)
Ace, I think your advertiser, Catholic Match, might be offended at the placement of their ad right under the post - Very weird you would run Jesus on the Cross with that "pearl silver necklass."
I hate to be an ass, but that is offensive. Not that you give a shit what I think.
Posted by: lan sing at October 20, 2010 04:02 PM (YHrQZ)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 20, 2010 07:21 PM (5Xf3c)
FIFY.
/married 11 years, husband is a happy man, draw your own conclusions
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:05 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Jim Ready at October 20, 2010 04:06 PM (V/C0X)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2010 04:07 PM (oa00o)
You shouldn't try doing that to deer. Those suckers can kick, and they have very sharp hooves.
/no, I do not have any direct experience of that, thankyouverymuch...
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:07 PM (NGf/6)
Yee-ouch! I wouldn't have made the joke if I'd known you were hurt for real. Are you going to be OK?
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:09 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 08:07 PM (NGf/6)
Didn't Christopher Walken win an Oscar for his performance in The Deerfucker?
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 04:09 PM (7AOgy)
I've seen them walking down the two main roads in this city of about 30,00. Norris, TN has them everywhere.
Posted by: Holger at October 20, 2010 04:10 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 20, 2010 08:08 PM (uCjoj)
They are, but nobody told the deer that. They tend to see our nice lawns and flower gardens as smorgasbords.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 04:11 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:12 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: EZB at October 20, 2010 04:14 PM (fa9yq)
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 20, 2010 08:08 PM (uCjoj)
Bummer -- you didn't even get any venison out of it. :-(
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:14 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 08:12 PM (NGf/6)
That only encourages them!
We're in the East Bay, over the hills from Oakland. We have a tiny fishpond in front of our house. The deer drink from it. We planted "deer resistant" plants and so far the deer seem not to like eating them, so they're working. But when we moved in ten years ago, there were 3-foot net extensions on top of our 7-foot fence to keep the deer out of our backyard, where the roses are. They LOVE nummy, nummy roses.
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 04:16 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2010 04:16 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 08:15 PM (NGf/6)
Can't you just hear him in that role?
"Doe. A deer. A female deer. The love of my life."
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 04:18 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Cap'n Buck Nekkid at October 20, 2010 04:19 PM (D6Uk6)
Deer are goats with better PR. The love pears, daylilies, peaches and anything that I've babied for 2 years and cost a fortune.
Posted by: EZB at October 20, 2010 04:19 PM (fa9yq)
That only encourages them!
Posted by: stuiec at October 20, 2010 08:16 PM (7AOgy)
Well, yeah! My mom is the queen of animal lovers. No, not that way, ya buncha pervs! And not in a PETA kind of way, either. She always tried to save the poor battered mice and lizards our cat would drag in, and she successfully raised a fledgling scrub jay that fell out of its nest during a storm. We had lots of pets growing up, too.
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:20 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Holger at October 20, 2010 08:20 PM (V9Q+f)
Ah, thanks! And I see that the designer handbags have invaded, signaling the curfew for this thread. See you on the next one!
Posted by: Mary in LA at October 20, 2010 04:22 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Kemp at October 20, 2010 04:35 PM (AQxTm)
Amanda Marcotte likes the 'white hot sticky holy spirit,' if I recall.
I wonder what that disgusting pig is doing these days?
Posted by: Professor Soothsayer
Staunchly refusing to reproduce, thankfully enough.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at October 20, 2010 05:14 PM (YUnSJ)
Posted by: Scrappy Dil-Doo at October 21, 2010 05:40 AM (X67eL)
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