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January 26, 2010

Just in Time for Valentine's Day: Pudding T-Shirts
— Ace

S. Weasel did these.

Full disclosure: We agreed to go 50-50 on any profits.

Posted by: Ace at 11:06 AM | Comments (100)
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1 first?

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 26, 2010 11:08 AM (rPYdS)

Ace is now a Fat Cat Pudding Shirt Merchant.

Posted by: Cicero at January 26, 2010 11:09 AM (QKKT0)

3 My wife and Iwent to Sue Lowdens campaign kickoff party last night. We donated $$ and signed up as volenteers. Anything we can do to get that crazy old bastard Harry out of office. I wish I had a pudding shirt on last night!

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 26, 2010 11:11 AM (rPYdS)

4
2morons1ballbag

Posted by: This is lolpresident at January 26, 2010 11:11 AM (jVldi)

5 This Valentine's Day you speak of, is it any relation to Steak and Blow Job Day?

Posted by: DrewM. at January 26, 2010 11:11 AM (UAnTc)

I am getting bored of the 'Dipping' refs..

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2010 11:13 AM (VKalV)

7 The chocolate pudding on the inside of the lid makes it look like a dookie my puppy made one time.

Posted by: moi at January 26, 2010 11:14 AM (ucsZh)

8 You're not Hip, if you don't Dip!

Posted by: conscious, but Light at January 26, 2010 11:16 AM (Vu6sl)

9 Oh snap!

Posted by: MPFS at January 26, 2010 11:17 AM (iYbLN)

Mark Steyn in for Rush today - very worthwhile listen, imo.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 26, 2010 11:18 AM (r1h5M)

11 You should consider branding them -- and other products -- with both your ASHQ logo and your URL. A trademark registration also wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: NYCcon at January 26, 2010 11:19 AM (jLXdE)

12
I think it's way too premature for dipping.

We just won Wildcard weekend and the Divisional playoffs. Let's wait until we win the conference championship and the Super Bowl before we start dipping our ballbags.

Posted by: This is lolpresident at January 26, 2010 11:19 AM (jVldi)

13 I don't wear political commentary. Sorry. But I'll still dip vicariously through anyone who does, if for no other reason than to support the murder of a liberal slur.

Posted by: Prince of Darkness at January 26, 2010 11:20 AM (gbCNS)

14 Anyone else seen the new Rasmussen generic ballot poll? 46% R 37% D. YIKES!

Posted by: Harry Callahan at January 26, 2010 11:20 AM (fagDq)

15 Socks suck sometimes.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 26, 2010 11:21 AM (gbCNS)

16 lol!!

Ace did you see this?! lol!

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 26, 2010 11:22 AM (iX2MM)

17 Dude, that Palin rant should be front-paged. She tears Obama a new one.

There are two paragraphs in the middle that, if spoken during a debate response, would end an election.

Posted by: grognard at January 26, 2010 11:23 AM (v0kvW)

18 JDC

that is awesome! I sent Sue a few dollars a couple weeks ago too. next is Rubio for me

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 26, 2010 11:23 AM (iX2MM)

shouldn't there be another line or so under the dip, dip?

"you're next"

brought to u buy teabagggers united

Posted by: willow at January 26, 2010 11:24 AM (5Bf/7)

20 50/50? Ace, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Truman North at January 26, 2010 11:24 AM (e8YaH)

21 16 lol!!

Ace did you see this?! lol!

Too good. And it ties in the "pants on the ground" rage.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 26, 2010 11:24 AM (gbCNS)

damnit, buy

Posted by: willow at January 26, 2010 11:25 AM (5Bf/7)

23 I wanna wrap my balls in it!

Posted by: sifty at January 26, 2010 11:25 AM (Wh4n7)

24 Chocolate? No thanks. I prefer the more exotic flavors like lemon or banana pudding. I'd even settle for butterscotch. But chocolate and vanilla? Too old school, man.

Posted by: Johnny at January 26, 2010 11:25 AM (xVKXy)

25 After all this time with morons screaming for AoSHQ swag, NOW we get shirts????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2010 11:25 AM (I/MqP)

26 And pistacho pudding. jello used to sell the "make at home" ones, though I hardly ever see them anymore. They're great for making a large bowl of pudding though, for those of us who need it.

Posted by: Johnny at January 26, 2010 11:26 AM (xVKXy)

NOW we get shirts????

yeah, what about valu-rite shot glasses

Posted by: willow at January 26, 2010 11:26 AM (5Bf/7)

28 should have been a Tea Bag going in to the pudding.

Posted by: Mike In BA at January 26, 2010 11:28 AM (1hSHv)

29 Holy shi--INCOMING!

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 11:29 AM (7ccPl)

30 I would consider buying one, but first I would like to see how it looks on a Moronette soaking wet...just sayin'

Posted by: conscious and treading Lightly at January 26, 2010 11:29 AM (Vu6sl)

31 This is the 3 Wolf Moon shirt of the new decade. The Decade of Obama's FAIL.

Posted by: sifty at January 26, 2010 11:29 AM (Wh4n7)

Are they available in size super-f-kin sexy??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:30 AM (pr+up)

33 If morons will buy it and put scratch in your pocket, ace, that's awesome.

However, I'm with garret generally on the dipping already being on water skis with a leather jacket on.

Aesthetically, my opinion is that the "pudding cup" looks about as disgusting as one can get. A cup o' shit is what it looks like.

Posted by: s'moron at January 26, 2010 11:30 AM (p1s9n)

34 This should be the official sooper-seecrit hobo-slayer ID wear for moron meetups. Hell of a lot better than the narrow-tie idea from last night.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2010 11:30 AM (I/MqP)

35 2 balls 1 cup

Posted by: enoxo at January 26, 2010 11:32 AM (vlzzF)

36 I heard this was a safe site for me.

Posted by: the pudding chicken at January 26, 2010 11:32 AM (DIYmd)

37 Sue Lowdens website is simple, suelowden.com, if anyone wants to donate. Thanks for the support!

Posted by: JDC from Las Vegas at January 26, 2010 11:32 AM (rPYdS)

38 Anyone else seen the new Rasmussen generic ballot poll? 46% R 37% D. YIKES!

I've been saying for a while now that literally every seat in congress, except for a very very few heavily protected royalty like Pelosi, is potentially in play.

The same gerrymandering that "protects" a seat during normal times, makes it vulnerable during abnormal times.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 26, 2010 11:33 AM (ffbXx)

39 Hey, morons don't tread lightly with our memes. We grab 'em by the haunches and hump 'em into submission.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2010 11:33 AM (I/MqP)

Does that come in a moronette version?

Unless there are some here that wear a training bra that shirt isn't, very umm, realistic.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 26, 2010 11:34 AM (pLTLS)

41 Is that a lid on the Jello or a deuce?

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2010 11:34 AM (wuv1c)

42 Whats the expiration date on that pudding?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 26, 2010 11:36 AM (5aa4z)

43 I just bought the 15 oz. coffee mug for the extra volume I require.

Posted by: CozMark at January 26, 2010 11:36 AM (HK4Kc)

where is the Palin rant, on her facebook pg?

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:37 AM (pr+up)

45 OT - Rubio has a money bomb set for Feb. 10.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 26, 2010 11:38 AM (DIYmd)

I see the goodwill and intelligence-spreading from our Moron Meetup in Berkeley has pretty much dissipated.

http://tinyurl.com/y9359cq

Long story short; the city of Berkeley is begging Ahmadinnerjacket to release three UC Berkeley grads because they went to school in Berkeley, and since Berkeley is on Iran's side, well, why not?

Points for honesty, maybe. Brains -- B-plus.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at January 26, 2010 11:38 AM (TizM+)

47 Honestly, it looks like someone pooped on the jello

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2010 11:40 AM (wuv1c)

33 I would consider buying one, but first I would like to see how it looks on a Moronette soaking wet...just sayin'

I nominate runningrn

Posted by: Truman North at January 26, 2010 11:40 AM (e8YaH)

49 The chocolate pudding on the inside of the lid makes it look like a dookie my puppy made one time.

Does make it rather Cleveland Steamer-ish. Yes.

Posted by: CUS at January 26, 2010 11:40 AM (wOGfT)

50 Rubio MoneyBomb -- pledge here.

Posted by: Peaches at January 26, 2010 11:40 AM (9Wv2j)

51 Come to think of it, I don't really need to see this particular shirt on her.

Posted by: Truman North at January 26, 2010 11:41 AM (e8YaH)

52
POLITICO is reporting that James O'keefe has been arrested by the FBI for aiding and abetting a plot to wire tap Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu's office in New Orleans

Posted by: bulwark at January 26, 2010 11:41 AM (MdzCh)

53 peaches, your link went to yahoo not rubio

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2010 11:41 AM (wuv1c)

n/g link peaches...yahoo sports page

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:41 AM (pr+up)

57
POLITICO is reporting that James O'keefe has been arrested by the FBI for aiding and abetting a plot to wire tap Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu's office in New Orleans

well shit

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2010 11:41 AM (wuv1c)

56 where is the Palin rant, on her facebook pg?

There's a link in the headlines sidebar. Worth clicking, she rips him ten new ones.

Posted by: nightwitch at January 26, 2010 11:42 AM (HFFM8)

POLITICO is reporting that James O'keefe has been arrested by the FBI for aiding and abetting a plot to wire tap Democrat Senator Mary Landrieu's office in New Orleans

Really??...that gonna leave a mark.

I suspect foul play.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:42 AM (pr+up)

58 How the hell did that happen?

Here's the link for the Marco Rubio MoneyBomb pledge (really).

Posted by: Peaches at January 26, 2010 11:42 AM (9Wv2j)

59 @49 - Yup.

http://tiny.cc/Palin384

Also linked on the sidebar.

Posted by: grognard at January 26, 2010 11:43 AM (v0kvW)

60 It's actually a heavily-Photoshopped Cadbury chocolate trifle with the whipped cream removed, because I am in England, AKA the land without Jell-O (unless you mean eels). And I was going to put Ace's URL on it, but I didn't know if that would look presumptuous. The big guys, they have a lot of little guys like me rubbing up against them trying to snag some traffic. You try not to be TOO creepy about it.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 11:44 AM (7ccPl)

thanks, I hate side bars.. they r evil.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:44 AM (pr+up)

62 Yeah Weasel, my favorite British mustelid!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 26, 2010 11:47 AM (usjNq)

63 OK, what is the etymology of the dipping thing? What, exactly, does it mean, and how did it get started? Enquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: Lyford at January 26, 2010 11:47 AM (qIpeT)

64 Put it on a wifebeater undershirt and I'm in.

Posted by: Cicero at January 26, 2010 11:47 AM (QKKT0)

I love looking at righty T-shirts, but I'll never buy one. Where does one wear such a thing, without looking/feeling like a crank?

Hunting? Target practice? I already have clothing for those.

Again, great concept and execution. Marketability ... not to me.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 26, 2010 11:48 AM (2QFX4)

66 Yep, ouch: http://bit.ly/dvbwB6

Posted by: Mike In BA at January 26, 2010 11:49 AM (1hSHv)

OK, what is the etymology of the dipping thing? What, exactly, does it mean, and how did it get started? Enquiring minds want to know...

Its from a sketch from a comedy show on MTV, back when they used to have hilarious comedy shows.

It was called, "The State". I think the guy who plays Lt. Dangle in Reno 911 was on teh show.

Anyway the character was called "Louie" and his catch phrase was, "I want to dip my balls in it"

Check it out on you tube

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2010 11:50 AM (wuv1c)

The ol' fake telephone company employees bugging your phone gag? Come on....

http://tinyurl.com/ycr6fdn

Posted by: Truman North at January 26, 2010 11:53 AM (e8YaH)

69 29

What's 50% of nothing.

HALF!!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 26, 2010 11:54 AM (IqfKc)

Sarah should Ellie Light that wondeerful screed.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 26, 2010 11:57 AM (pr+up)

71 @73 -

I thought Jack Burton tried that already.

Posted by: grognard at January 26, 2010 11:58 AM (v0kvW)

72 The guys (finally) get shirts!

Posted by: Andy at January 26, 2010 11:59 AM (5Rurq)

73 @76 -

The good news is, with newspaper readership in the toilet, more people have already read Sarah's post than will ever read or hear of Ellie Light's letters.

Posted by: grognard at January 26, 2010 11:59 AM (v0kvW)

Who would have thought that PUDDING saved us from a second great depression.

Posted by: gus at January 26, 2010 12:00 PM (Vqruj)

75 It's largely a gaming meme, polynikes. Halo, I think. After vanquishing a character, players sometimes kneel and rise a few times on his body. It's a way of showing triumphal disrespect. Since there's a limited number of movements you can make your character perform, there weren't a lot of options.

Okay, sure, it sounds really stupid when you type it out like that.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 12:01 PM (7ccPl)

76 Um...can we get that in vanilla or butterscotch? I mean, seriously that just doesn't look right at first glance.

Posted by: jcjimi at January 26, 2010 12:04 PM (NEj2I)

77 Ace, will you sponsor my softball team this summer? We used to be called ...where my pitches at? But, I think a nice tribute to this site would be a team wearing these shirts and going by the name, Dippin' me balls.

thoughts?

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at January 26, 2010 12:05 PM (WVBjj)

78 How dipping your balls into anything other than a hot chick ever equated to being happy is beyond me.

Well, they call us teabaggers. And I wouldn't trust Keef or Garafalo or any of 'em with body parts I hold dear, so pudding will have to do.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 26, 2010 12:06 PM (mR7mk)

79 Oh, I GET IT NOW!!!!1!1111

It's a pictogram for DIP-SHIT!

roflmao

hey, wait, you mean I'M supposed to wear this . . .

Posted by: s'moron at January 26, 2010 12:08 PM (p1s9n)

80 It's really painful to think that O'Keefe would be so stupid. And even more so that Breitbart hasn't got a word about it. Very unfortunate if it's true.

Posted by: Peaches at January 26, 2010 12:09 PM (9Wv2j)

81 Okay, okay...attempting vanilla. But so far, it just looks like babypoop.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 12:10 PM (7ccPl)

82 Um...can we get that in vanilla or butterscotch? I mean, seriously that just doesn't look right at first glance.

That would look like a Perez Hilton photoshop. I don't think that would be much better.

Posted by: CUS at January 26, 2010 12:13 PM (wOGfT)

I used to like Pudding. But then again that fingernail clipping in my Chicken Fried Rice has me soured on eating that too.

Btw, HeatherRadish, the FINGERNAIL in CHINESE FOOD incident was from a local restaurant that will remain anonymous.

Let's just say the EMPEROR, had someone clipping his/her nails in the KITCHEN.

Posted by: gus at January 26, 2010 12:15 PM (Vqruj)

84 Yeah, gus, I don't need to know. It's bad enough when guys clip their toenails at the office.

Polynikes, I believe S. Weasel is a girl. Or I've been misunderstanding her blog for a long time.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 26, 2010 12:19 PM (mR7mk)

85 Yes, my girlness led my husband to question me on this one, too. I have *metaphorical* balls.

Okay, here it is in vanilla. Or maybe it's a sorta-pistachio. I'm not sure it's an improvement. It still looks like something vile. http://tiny.cc/ce3nD

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 12:24 PM (7ccPl)

86 It still looks like something vile.

Maybe if you get rid of the big plop on the lid?

Posted by: CUS at January 26, 2010 12:27 PM (wOGfT)

Honestly? If I had the money I would buy that shirt ... except I keep trying to picture explaining it to my mother, and after that it all just sort of falls apart.

Posted by: Joanna at January 26, 2010 12:28 PM (7+WuG)

88 There's no pudding on the lid. Optical wotsit. It's shiny aluminum with a little pure-water condensation on it.

Can't help you, Joanna. I always sucked at the spontaneous cover story.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 12:35 PM (7ccPl)

89 Dip it

Posted by: ObamaSock at January 26, 2010 12:44 PM (mMdWG)

90

92 Yes

Good sweet Lord Jesus Christ, preserve me!

No offense, but that quite honestly makes me want to puke.

Bile-yellow on top, brown in the middle and blackish-drab on the bottom? Whith a heaping scoop of shit on the top.

LOL, I'm being a bit silly about this SW, and accept that it's in good fun.

Posted by: s'moron at January 26, 2010 01:06 PM (p1s9n)

The pudding picture made me think of 2 girls 1 cup.

Now I need mind bleach.

Posted by: TC at January 26, 2010 01:12 PM (QXKjZ)

92 Chocolate pudding? RACIST!

Where's my butterscotch?

Posted by: Kemp at January 26, 2010 01:52 PM (2+9Yx)

93 Sorry for being outside of this inside joke. Can someone tell me what all this puddin' talk at Ace is about?

Posted by: JerryC at January 26, 2010 02:07 PM (RaUQL)

94 I still dont get this whole pudding thing. Sounds dumb.

Posted by: Obama is Incompetent at January 26, 2010 02:14 PM (w74G6)

95 39 I heard this was a safe site for me.

Posted by: the pudding chicken at January 26, 2010 03:32 PM (DIYmd)

Oh, fucking thanks. Now I get to clean Val-U-Rite off my keyboard and will probably need an ears/nose/throat specialist in the morning.

Posted by: tangonine at January 26, 2010 02:46 PM (C8Pcc)

96 JerryC: Since the leftards, the msm, and Charles Fn Johnson, insist on referring to the tea party movement as teabaggers, a derogatory sexual practice (look it up on the internet), Ace & Co., decided to embrace it. Sort of like how blacks are always using the word N*****. Or, that's what I think they mean.

Posted by: moi at January 26, 2010 02:46 PM (ucsZh)

97 Better to be the teabagger than the teabaggee.

Posted by: tangonine at January 26, 2010 02:51 PM (C8Pcc)

98 Thanks MOI. Knew what teabagger meant, but did not put the two together. Thanks, I think

Posted by: JerryC at January 26, 2010 03:28 PM (RaUQL)

99 Heh. No worries, s'moron. Abuse is the only kind of compliment I understands. Trust me -- I sat there playing with the hue thingie in Photoshop. There is no color pudding that doesn't look like...an aggressively nasty thing to dip an elbow in, let alone a testicle.

Posted by: S. Weasel at January 26, 2010 03:40 PM (7ccPl)

100 I'll be filing a sex-discrimination lawsuit, of course: the little carton is not big enough for boob-dipping.

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at January 26, 2010 08:41 PM (saBHO)

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