September 23, 2010
— Ace The segment might get chopped from the show because she's showing boobies.
Since her persona is sort of hyper-sexual, she shouldn't be on Sesame Street, right? The actual dress isn't all that immodest. But you don't really want kids looking up what other fun songs she does, do you?
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Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 23, 2010 10:34 AM (w9BEi)
Posted by: phreshone at September 23, 2010 10:35 AM (1AnxB)
Posted by: ParisParamus at September 23, 2010 10:38 AM (del3r)
i see a japanese anime porn being made from this
Posted by: navycopjoe on a m17xr2 at September 23, 2010 10:38 AM (gg4j2)
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 10:38 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: ParisParamus at September 23, 2010 10:39 AM (del3r)
Her voice and her songs suck.
Posted by: EC at September 23, 2010 10:39 AM (mAhn3)
So much wrong with this...
Just off the top of my head:
1) You're a TV show, I'm pretty sure she didn't pick out her own wardrobe for the skit.
2) This is like people (moderate squishes, mostly) who claim Obama fooled them: if you didn't know what you were getting, it was because you were willfully ignorant.
Posted by: AllenG at September 23, 2010 10:40 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 23, 2010 10:41 AM (oQIfB)
Also, I don't think that there are any performers any more who would be relevant/recognizable and who don't have a seedy, inappropriate-for-kids side.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 23, 2010 10:41 AM (r1OG3)
Snoop Doggy Dumbfuck has also been on Sesame Street hanging with the kiddies..
...and he's got a prOn production company
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 10:41 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: gomm at September 23, 2010 10:41 AM (73jUp)
The only thing she's good at is showing off her tits. How many times have we seen female singers do this before?
Some acts never get old. Like some of Ace's jokes.
Posted by: Cicero at September 23, 2010 10:42 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: John Galt at September 23, 2010 10:44 AM (F/4zf)
Some acts never get old. Like some of Ace's jokes.
Posted by: Cicero at September 23, 2010 02:42 PM (QKKT0)
I like tits, don't get me wrong. I just don't think she's all that great a singer. Nice to look at with the volume turned down, but that's about it.
Posted by: EC at September 23, 2010 10:46 AM (mAhn3)
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 23, 2010 10:47 AM (aaULJ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 10:47 AM (0GFWk)
Mizz GaGa is a serious social/political commentator.
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 10:48 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 10:48 AM (KUUXH)
If they are Episcopalians, they are likely moonbats.
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 23, 2010 10:49 AM (aaULJ)
Does it make me a crusty old fuck if I don't know who the hell Katy Perry is?
You're not alone, chum. The only reason I knew her is that a while back, she was a "Christian singer" (har har har) and my Church advocated her as a "wholesome alternative" for the young 'uns in the congregation. Their regret was large when Katy...let us say, strayed from the wholesome path. The Christian music phase was obviously just a springboard into mainstream pop (and the music was just as bad anyhow, so it's not like it was any kind of devastating loss to the religious music market).
The only overtly religious singer in modern times who made a crossover into pop mainstream without going "secular" was Amy Grant, as far as I know. (Creed was never an explicitly Christian band, as far as I know.)
Posted by: Monty at September 23, 2010 10:49 AM (/0a60)
He'll be rocking out to this You Tube vid later tonight. . .(and I've saved a copy just in case it later gets yanked for copyright infringement).
Posted by: looking closely at September 23, 2010 10:51 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 23, 2010 10:51 AM (aaULJ)
and yeah it's her song, "Hot N Cold."
Unless you have a tween daughter, you have *no business* possessing this type of information.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 10:51 AM (Sz/W0)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 10:51 AM (0GFWk)
U2 was at one time very upfront about being Christian. They also caused a stir in Ireland because 3 of them were Catholic and one was Protestant. That was before Bonho became an enormous jackass.
Posted by: fozzy at September 23, 2010 10:53 AM (lPLCj)
My earliest memories are of Boobehs and looking up cute women's skirts.
I don't think I'm alone. Am I, morons?
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2010 10:53 AM (btcwG)
Daddy, why does that lady have bigger breasts than Mommy but a butt 1/64th the size?
Posted by: Sasha Obama at September 23, 2010 10:53 AM (pfStM)
Posted by: Chris R at September 23, 2010 10:54 AM (AO4qz)
Stryper had a few hits during the hair band craze, and they were ridiculously Christian.
And dressed like the BubbleBee Man from The Simpsons.
Posted by: The Q at September 23, 2010 10:55 AM (pfStM)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2010 02:51 PM (SB0V2)
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Posted by: Johnny O at September 23, 2010 10:55 AM (aaULJ)
Posted by: Snoop Dog at September 23, 2010 10:55 AM (VXBR1)
Anyone else have the distinct urge to put on that Bloodhound Gang album "Hooray For Boobies" right about now?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 23, 2010 10:56 AM (wDKwf)
Unless you have a tween daughter, you have *no business* possessing this type of information.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 02:51 PM (Sz/W0)
I have an almost 10 year old girl and I tune out the music on the way to school. No clue who this broad is.
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 23, 2010 10:56 AM (oQIfB)
Don't forget to give him a box of tissues
Posted by: nevergiveup
Don't forget a towel. Towels are always handy for a quick cleanup.
Posted by: Towlie at September 23, 2010 10:57 AM (aaULJ)
Pop nursery rhymes.
But I'd still tap that.
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Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 23, 2010 11:03 AM (omOZD)
I recall when she was engaged a few months ago, one of radio stations reported that her douchey fiancé said that his ideal wedding gift would be "lapdances from Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga."
The DJ joked about it: "Let's set aside the fact that Katy Perry is already one of the most gorgeous women in the world. Taylor Swift is barely legal, and Lady Gaga is barely a woman." 
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2010 11:04 AM (CE2wR)
Posted by: Dave C at September 23, 2010 11:06 AM (4uhuW)
Man, I'd love to mack on them titties.
Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2010 11:06 AM (jYQ2v)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy, the next guest on Sesame Street at September 23, 2010 11:07 AM (4uhuW)
ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead!
Infamous!
Butcher!
ANGEL OF DEEEAAAATTTHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Riffriffriffriff sooolllloooooooooo*
\m/
Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2010 11:08 AM (jYQ2v)
Feist 1-2-3-4
Posted by: looking closely at September 23, 2010 11:08 AM (6Q9g2)
I grew up with Lena Horn on Sesame Street. Today's kids have this slutpuppy.
Class vs. Trash.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 02:34 PM (Sz/W0)
The saddest thing is she's probably the tamest pop star they can get on Sesame Street today.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2010 11:09 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 23, 2010 11:09 AM (QBQcg)
Posted by: Muckdog at September 23, 2010 11:10 AM (JJCFv)
Posted by: Chris R at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM
I've still never heard of her. But after watching the vid, I have to say she has a couple points in her favor.
Damn, I wish teh babes looked like that when I was a yoot! "Educational" TV, indeed!
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2010 11:12 AM (Ulu3i)
I would rather see Oderus and the boys on Sesame Street.
The 'Cuddlefish of Cthulu' was made for children's shows!
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2010 11:14 AM (btcwG)
This chick Katy Perry is pathetic, and such a bore. She isn't tantalizing at all. Any by that, I don't mean that she isn't hot.... I just mean that she isn't sexy at all.
She is so explicit with her "hidden signals" that it takes all the sexiness out of it. She reminds me of this situation:
You go out with a group of friends to a bar. In that group, there is a fat chick that nobody really likes, but tags along all the time anyways. While you are out and all getting hammered, the fat chick starts (secretly) signaling blowjob signs to you, letting you know that if you want she will blow you and keep it a secret. No matter how much you might want a blowjob, you just aren't turned on to this proposal. It reeks too much of desperation and obviousness from a fat chick who is starving for some kind of attention.
Katy Perry is that fat chick.
Posted by: dan-O at September 23, 2010 11:15 AM (bRLuD)
Posted by: Elmo at September 23, 2010 11:15 AM (4uhuW)
Posted by: Chris R at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM
I've still never heard of her. But after watching the vid, I have to say she has a couple points in her favor.
Damn, I wish teh babes looked like that when I was a yoot! "Educational" TV, indeed!
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2010 03:12 PM (Ulu3i)
She had the song about 2 or three years ago "I kissed a girl." Honestly cannot stand this type of music. Something about the lack of a lead guitar really bugs me.
Its likely you've heard her music and blocked it from your memory, because nowadays music is so "visual" and without the visual component you won't remember it or have any desire to listen to it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2010 11:15 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Pat Cadell at September 23, 2010 11:15 AM (QBQcg)
Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2010 11:16 AM (jYQ2v)
Posted by: Lilikoi at September 23, 2010 11:16 AM (PQPZv)
Hahahah
Posted by: Elmo at September 23, 2010 11:17 AM (4uhuW)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 11:18 AM (FcR7P)
Get out of my 'hood. Bitch.
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Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2010 11:21 AM (jYQ2v)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 23, 2010 11:22 AM (f7/2k)
For some reason they just don't play it on any of the AM stations I listen to.
Posted by: John Galt at September 23, 2010 11:31 AM (F/4zf)
It doesn't sound very country, I guess that's why I haven't heard it. Martina McBride she is not.
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 23, 2010 11:34 AM (aaULJ)
Posted by: Page 22 at September 23, 2010 11:34 AM (gbCNS)
She had the song about 2 or three years ago "I kissed a girl." Honestly cannot stand this type of music. Something about the lack of a lead guitar really bugs me.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2010 03:15 PM (oVQFe)
She's had three hits songs since then. She also plays the guitar.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 23, 2010 03:27 PM (m2CN7)
That she may. It certainly not prevalent in her music. And I mentioned her first hit because its likely one someone who has no clue she is to have heard flipping past channels or scanning the radio.
Posted by: buzzion at September 23, 2010 11:34 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 23, 2010 11:40 AM (NITzp)
I mean that I tune out the ones that I already know the words to. I didn't know that this "girl" is the one who sings that stupid California Girls song with snoop douche. That's one that I definitely turn off. Also, the kids never see videos like the one in the updated title...ever.
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 23, 2010 11:41 AM (oQIfB)
For some reason they just don't play it on any of the AM stations I listen to.
Posted by: John Galt at September 23, 2010 03:31 PM (F/4zf)
My thoughts exactly (except when the kids are in the car.)
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 23, 2010 11:42 AM (oQIfB)
Posted by: fb at September 23, 2010 11:46 AM (G60Nl)
Oh, I remember when The Muppet Show had Alice Cooper as the musical guest of the evening. He did "Welcome to My Nightmare", and I've been messed up ever since. This is no big deal.
Katy Perry is amusing. She hates GaGa, and that's good enough for me. Besides, strip club DJ's are still going to be playing "I Kissed A Girl" in twenty years the way they still play "Girls, Girls, Girls" by the Crue.
Posted by: SGT Dan at September 23, 2010 11:49 AM (QUuUE)
If you honestly don't like Katy Perry's looks, then you are some sort of weird alien life form that gauges hotness by the color of suckers on someone's third tentacle, or somesuch.
I suppose it is theoretically possible for a sane, rational human being to NOT enjoy her catchy, pleasant music, but it is highly improbable to happen in the known universe, especially if the music is accompanied by video.
As for those who would somehow diminish our enjoyment of this entertainer, please desist. We have only months, perhaps a few years, to enjoy her before she becomes totally skanked out to the extent that even we pathetic middle-aged letches stop thinking "Va-va-VOOM" and start thinking "Man, that is someone's daughter". We have already lost Lady Ga-Ga.
Please let us enjoy this short, precious time.
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 11:51 AM (irk3g)
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 11:53 AM (irk3g)
That said, the dress was fine. The skit was cute.
Posted by: Vince at September 23, 2010 12:01 PM (GpQZ/)
Miss USA...hell, Miss Teen USA contestants wear less. As do the "stars" on Dancing with the Stars.
And, despite her songs like "I Kissed a Girl", she comes from a great family, is a one-man type of girl, is not rumored to be slutty and probably did the spot for PBS unpaid.
This is bullshit.
Posted by: jmflynny at September 23, 2010 12:03 PM (v/sa6)
They are, however, getting to about the point where they are learning lyrics now, so I'm going to have to be a little careful about the music selection for about the next eight years.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2010 12:04 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Aaron at September 23, 2010 12:06 PM (XUIJ5)
Sucks, I have a thing for the Snow White look, too.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 23, 2010 12:10 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Moi at September 23, 2010 12:10 PM (Ez4Ql)
Gloria Estefan put on a jean jacket over a gold lame number when she went on Sesame Street. There's vid, don't know if it's on the 'tube or not.
Posted by: Anwyn at September 23, 2010 12:16 PM (/Awrw)
Posted by: Dang at September 23, 2010 12:20 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Moi at September 23, 2010 12:29 PM (Ez4Ql)
Yep. and her knees are way too sharp.</sarc>
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 12:37 PM (irk3g)
No; no she did not.
Possibly because only a nit-picking, neurotic fault finder obsessed with magnifying any minor imperfection could overlook her cheerful, fun demeanor in order to seize upon that strange observation.
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 12:44 PM (irk3g)
cut, jib, newsletter, sir. Definitely the newsletter, especially if it includes Katy Perry-related content.
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 12:48 PM (irk3g)
What is supposed to be so shocking about her outfit?
Has Sesame St been taken over by the Taliban and now women must wear the burka or something?
Posted by: GhostShip at September 23, 2010 01:04 PM (4VxpQ)
Except that they've apparently turned Sesame Street into an all-green-screen neighborhood. WTF, CTW. Srsly.
Posted by: PCachu at September 23, 2010 01:09 PM (r2Oug)
Posted by: Phinn at September 23, 2010 01:13 PM (emFX5)
Posted by: NYCcon at September 23, 2010 01:56 PM (jLXdE)
"Zoe Dechannel she is not"
Actually, she kind of is. It's uncanny, really. I'm not sure I could easily tell them apart in a line-up.
And they're both hot.
Posted by: Kensington at September 23, 2010 02:28 PM (mEyVv)
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No wait....that would include 2 years I've been in charge.....
Posted by: Barack Milhouse 0bama at September 23, 2010 02:31 PM (FmIRa)
You have got to be kidding. That girl apparently cannot sing, otherwise she wouldn't be so heavily auto-tuned. She could have a voice like Tone Loc and you'd never know it from that bit of computer generated audio. OTOH, I've heard Katy Perry perform live. I was doing network support at You Tube Live a few years ago and she was the headliner. She's got serious pipes in addition to the notable visual accessories.
The idea that Katy Perry on Sesame Street is some terrible threat to innocence is silly. If the kid is old enough to look up her other videos online, then the kid is too old for Sesame Street. Back when, it was the point where you'd graduated to 'The Electric Company.' Remember? That PBS show whose most famous alumnus had his first big film role as a homicidal pimp before playing presidents and deities?
Posted by: epobirs at September 23, 2010 02:34 PM (FmzJF)
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 02:35 PM (irk3g)
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 23, 2010 03:41 PM
**************
Wanna bet?
Posted by: Your kids' best friends' computer at September 23, 2010 02:49 PM (FmIRa)
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 23, 2010 03:04 PM (ImPIU)
Of course, I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning. I'd roll her over and give it to her again.
Posted by: Smokey Behr at September 23, 2010 04:14 PM (QyeW7)
Zoe Deschanel is adorable; What is she talented at?
Pay attention parents (especially Christians), Perry is what happens when you don't let your kids watch the Simpsons or read books with the word 'fart' in them.
Posted by: Dave M at September 23, 2010 04:37 PM (y3wCI)
Zoe is perfectly fine as a sort of prototype Katy. You are perfectly right; though adorable, Zoe does not have Katy's great voice, nor really any talent except for passable acting. Which Katy is better at anyway.
Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 23, 2010 06:17 PM (eye/E)
Posted by: Moemo at September 23, 2010 06:38 PM (jYoCE)
"I kissed a Girl" doesn't shock people any more so Katy Perry is working on a new hit single called:
" I just shat in a girl's mouth on Youtube and fucked two pigs, one of which was dead, and set the Louvre on fire with some stolen thermite and then I bought a lottery ticket and scratched it off with your dad's false teeth clenached between my buttocks, and I won $3, so fuck you."
On the B-side is a slower paced power ballad called " Last Night I dreamed that Lyndsey Lohan stabbed Justin Beiber right in the eye with a speeding car. "
Posted by: cackfinger at September 23, 2010 10:03 PM (TUBcJ)
A couple of haikus for Ms Perry and Elmo:
Elmo like Katy. But what about the children? Let them get their own. Seducing Elmo. A Sesame Street-walker in a mini dress. -Shad from DCPosted by: Shad from DC at September 24, 2010 04:42 AM (V9jI1)
64 Zoe Dechannel she is not.
Zoe Dechannel in a stewardess' outfit in the movie "Almost Famous" was a visage nothing short of glorious.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at September 24, 2010 09:12 AM (b68Df)
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