July 10, 2010

Keith Olbermann Beclowns Himself (More Than Usual)
— DrewM

My description of him as a "shameless, dishonest, hack" still fits (as if there was any doubt).

Thursday, Keith went after Sharon Angle for comparing herself to Abe Lincoln. She said Lincoln lost 'quite a few elections' but won the "one that mattered for the country". Olbermann then 'corrected' Angle by saying Lincoln only lost 1 election. He specifically used the word "election" twice.

Last night he changed it to "popular election" when it came to Lincoln's two bids for the US Senate.

As the American Spectator, who did the original legwork on this, notes, Lincoln himself knew he lost the 1854 Senate election. Lincoln wrote,

"I regret my defeat moderately, but I am not nervous about it."

Perhaps Keith would like to have a word with Mr. Lincoln about this inaccurate description of what happened.

Olby claims the 1858 Senate race doesn't count because "neither Stephen Douglas, nor Lincoln appeared" on the ballot.

Okey dokey Keith. Let's see how that theory holds up.

An article in the September 2008 issue of the Smithsonian on Lincoln by author Fergus Bordewich includes this line:

But while Lincoln may have won the debates, he lost the election.

"Lost the election"? Sir, have you no decency?

Or this from the Illinois state commission on the Lincoln Bicentenary Commission.

Douglas won the election, but the contest raised the profile of the tall prairie lawyer.

So, if Douglas "won the election" I think we can safely infer that Lincoln lost it.

As for Lincoln's failure to get nominations, of course they count. If they don't count, then Sharon Angle has apparently never lost an election. She was in the State Assembly for 6 years before leaving to run for the Republican nomination for a House seat but lost.

As Daniel Foster noted at NRO (and major congratulations for the Worst Person in the World win), if only direct elections count, then no one has ever been elected President of the United States, since people only vote for electors not individual candidates.

Funny but Olby gives Lincoln credit for winning the Presidency in 1860 and 1864 even though it wasn't a "popular election".

In short, it's nothing we didn't already know, Olby is a buffoon.

Of course all these pointless super tight fact-checking efforts by Olbermann miss the larger issue...Angle was making a simple point, sometimes we don't always get what we want, it's how we deal with setbacks that matters. Do you stay down or get back up and get on with life?

A small minded lout like Olbermann is forever missing the bigger point in the hopes that he can appear to be smarter than he is by latching on to some perceived misstatement. Usually they wind up doing exactly what Olby did here...confirming their status as a weak minded public joke.

dontknowmuchabouthistory.jpg
Professor Bathtub Says......

Thanks to Slublog.

If you want to see what stupidity looks like, watch the video below and behold the wonder that is the dishonest, shameless, hack that is Keith Olbermann.

27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0">

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

As if any more demonstration of Olbermann's hackery is necessary, enjoy this from the Daily Caller.

Posted by: DrewM at 10:16 AM | Comments (76)
Post contains 543 words, total size 6 kb.

1 Who?

Posted by: most american television viewers at July 10, 2010 10:22 AM (4WbTI)

2

Whom is Keef?  (I also went to Cornell!)

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 10, 2010 10:24 AM (1kwr2)

3 Maybe if you ass hats spent less time in a libary and more time listening to Wings, you wouldn't be so screwed up!

Posted by: John Adams at July 10, 2010 10:27 AM (6W8+8)

4

That's it sir, I'm picking up my ball and going home sir. Good luck and good night sir.


Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 10, 2010 10:28 AM (t72+4)

5 Queef Olbermann, Super Genius

Posted by: Bill H at July 10, 2010 10:29 AM (q8CmE)

6

I Went To Cornish Game Hen University ! I Am Ten Times Smarter Than You !

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 10, 2010 10:30 AM (t72+4)

7 When is the porn parody of Countdown coming out?

Posted by: eman at July 10, 2010 10:33 AM (132iP)

8 You gotta give Keef some credit.  After all, he did mock Bambi when he said that he had visited 57 states.  Remember that?  No?  Hmmmmm.

Posted by: rockhead at July 10, 2010 10:33 AM (RykTt)

9 Drew, you're a big fat downpuncher.

Posted by: someguy who knows best at July 10, 2010 10:34 AM (RykTt)

10 What's MSNBC?

Posted by: Old Dad at July 10, 2010 10:34 AM (LBXax)

11 How dare you insult Olbermann?!? He is a true light of science attacking those racist teabagging women.

Hit the tip jar!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 10, 2010 10:37 AM (GWB/P)

12

Sacred Honor compels me to say that I bent Qweef over big time!

Posted by: Will Folks - I'll make you moo like a cow at July 10, 2010 10:40 AM (YVZlY)

13

Cornell A&M is a fine university.

 

A finer reputation than my own East Texas State U.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 10, 2010 10:41 AM (Wh0W+)

14 So how many times did Olbermann demand that Bush admit his mistakes?

Posted by: Slublog at July 10, 2010 10:42 AM (XEvMg)

15 I have nothing nice to say, so I'll just call Olbermann a big ugly dumb-head and bid you all good afternoon.

Posted by: Don at July 10, 2010 10:44 AM (tTj19)

16

What does it say about you when even the Kos Kids think you're a retard now and want nothing to do with you ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 10:46 AM (t72+4)

17

Drew

I wasn't aware that "beclown" could be used in reflexive tense.  I thought you needed to say -- "Keith Olbermann beclowns MSNBC", or "once again Keith Olbermann beclowned his latest drivelization with bogus data."  Can you also use "buffoonicate" in reflexive mode

You people at AoSHQ are just too funny!

 

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 10, 2010 10:46 AM (r/5/5)

18 Kow Kolledge Keef (KKK for short) is just making shit up? Nooo! You jest.

Posted by: jimmuy at July 10, 2010 10:46 AM (EvB76)

19

Keith Olbermann Is The Dumbest Person In The Woooooooooooooooorld !

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 10:47 AM (t72+4)

20 What putz that Olbermann is.

Posted by: Krusty at July 10, 2010 10:49 AM (4Kl5M)

21 Q: Would you piss on Olbermann's teeth if his gums were on fire?

Posted by: Don at July 10, 2010 10:50 AM (tTj19)

22 What a douche.  Make true Cornell alumni look stupid.

Posted by: Andy Bernard at July 10, 2010 10:51 AM (BP6Z1)

23

Geraldo will be doing a one on one with King Malik Shabazz of the NBPP Sunday night. Think Gerry will rip him a new asshole like in the old days or go full libtard ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 10:51 AM (t72+4)

24 Q: Would you piss on Olbermann's teeth if his gums were on fire?

A: No.  He would enjoy it too much.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2010 10:52 AM (yQWNf)

25

Drew

I wasn't aware that "beclown" could be used in reflexive tense.  I thought you needed to say -- "Keith Olbermann beclowns MSNBC", or "once again Keith Olbermann beclowned his latest drivelization with bogus data."  Can you also use "buffoonicate" in reflexive mode

You people at AoSHQ are just too funny!

 

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 10, 2010 02:46 PM (r/5/5)

--Yes, you may use "to beclown oneself" or the more obscure "to auto-beclown."

Posted by: logprof at July 10, 2010 10:54 AM (BP6Z1)

26 You morons keep talking about what a bad Preasident Obama is without ever mentioning the fact that he was the best President Elect this country ever had. The job he did as President Elect is nothing short of stupendous and no other President Elect was even half as good. His accomplishments were of such high quality that work on Mt. Rushmore should begin immediately.   

Posted by: Cornell Grad Keith at July 10, 2010 10:54 AM (Wmjm0)

27 Drew, you're a big fat downpuncher.
Posted by: someguy who knows best

You know, in a way somegoof was right about that. Olberfail has been irrelevant to the Left since Bush's term ended and got officially cut off with a public humiliation at the hands of Liebowitz.

That's how they operate, find a kook, let them do their damage to the opposition and then cut all ties the moment they become political liabilities. It's a microcosm of their dehumanizing world outlook (and notice how they demand that the Right disassociate with anyone who so much as makes a gaffe). I'm almost starting to feel sorry for Olby, Gore, Sheehan, etc.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 10, 2010 10:55 AM (w9BEi)

28

right said:  Pretty sure he's that dude who's obsessed by Palin's ladybits.  (conflating that pair makes me laugh)

Conflating that pair gives me a mental image all the methadone in the world won't help.


Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 10, 2010 10:55 AM (1kwr2)

29

Keith Olbermann Beclowns Himself

Drew, that's a headline that writes itself.

Kind of like "Summer Heatwave".

Posted by: HH at July 10, 2010 10:56 AM (6oDXl)

30

You guys just do not appreciate my sheer brilliance ! Why I'm so brilliant that at 9 p.m. I put a dress on and call myself Rachel Maddow and no one suspects a thing.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 10, 2010 10:57 AM (t72+4)

31 Hey Keefy, would you rather she behave like 0bama, who has not lost an election because he kept kneecapping his opponents and clearing the fucking field?

Posted by: logprof at July 10, 2010 10:57 AM (BP6Z1)

32 Some guy named Keith tried to sodomize me at a Cornell frat party...you don't think....?

Posted by: Nard Dog at July 10, 2010 10:57 AM (OThQg)

33 Uh oh, Uruguay equalizes.

Paul the Octopus suicide watch begins.

Posted by: logprof at July 10, 2010 10:58 AM (BP6Z1)

34 You just pick on Keith because his middle name is Hussein.

Posted by: eman at July 10, 2010 11:00 AM (132iP)

35

Keith should rename his show Countdown with Ass Clown

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 11:02 AM (t72+4)

36 Olby is playing to his audience who is dumber than a bag full of hammers.

He video tapes the shows and then watches them himself at home.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 11:03 AM (/jbAw)

37 Ace Of "Spaces" vs. Bill Scher  in a blogger face-off!  Who wins?  You decide!

LINK

Lindsey Graham ...

Posted by: mrp at July 10, 2010 11:03 AM (HjPtV)

38 Now, now.  Keefums attended the same history class that Barry did. 

Posted by: GarandFan at July 10, 2010 11:04 AM (6mwMs)

39
Only Keith Olbermann could pull off wearing a mullet and sporting a porno-stache and Groucho Marx eyebrows at the same time when he worked for ESPN during the mid-nineties so the guy isn't completely devoid of talent.

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 11:05 AM (t72+4)

40 slightly OT: That chick who did the "How to trick people into thinking you are beautiful" video from the headlines sidebar could charge Olbermann some serious cash if she could teach him how to "Make people think you know what you are talking about". Just sayin', I hope you are reading this babe. I'll be funny, I swear.

Posted by: Don at July 10, 2010 11:08 AM (tTj19)

41 This attack upon my character is as scurrilous as the German attack on Pearl Harbor, Sir!

Posted by: Keef at July 10, 2010 11:08 AM (MMC8r)

42

Groucho Olbermann with his porno-stache and mullet

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 11:11 AM (t72+4)

43 Calling KO a dishonest hack is like saying the sky is blue (and that's too kind of metaphor but Ace asked us not to talk dirty).

Posted by: nk at July 10, 2010 11:13 AM (0qQFS)

44 I'm not trying to boast but I think that with my upbringing and education, I have a pretty good vocabulary. In relation to Sir Olbermann the only word that I can ever come up with to describe him is ASSHOLE, in all its glory and most extreme definition. Other than ASSHOLE I can't think of another word to describe him. My definition of ASSHOLE carries with it some definite and extreme connotations. Other than ASSHOLE, in my opinion, the word hasn't been invented yet to describe SIR KEITH ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 10, 2010 11:15 AM (DstWq)

45 What An Absolute Surprise: The President Schedules Another Vacation For Next Weekend In Maine (Link)

Posted by: newser at July 10, 2010 11:17 AM (V45rX)

46 I'll take "Long, Ugly Slide into Irrelevance" for $100, Alex.

Posted by: What Was Keith Olbermann's Career at July 10, 2010 11:17 AM (dz6wg)

47 48

In relation to Sir Olbermann the only word that I can ever come up with to describe him is ASSHOLE, in all its glory and most extreme definition.

Hmmmmm...........I'm thinking meatlick. Yeah...Keith Olbermann is a meatlick.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 10, 2010 03:16 PM (OWjjx)

I'm sorry Mallamutt, that's how I feel. He's just, totally indescribable.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 10, 2010 11:23 AM (DstWq)

48

Sir, have you no ketchup for these fries, sir ? Well sir, do you ?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 10, 2010 11:25 AM (t72+4)

49 The story we got back in the early sixties on Abe was...
1) Taught himself to read by the light of the fire because they were too poor for an oil lamp
2) Taught himself writing by using a piece of charcoal (from the reading fire I'll bet) on the back of a shovel because they were too poor to afford paper.
3) Split rails for the money to by books with.
4) Failed at everything until he won his first election.
5)  Lost every first try at office except for the POTUS
6) Lost a total of four election campaigns.
7) he never let failure stop him from trying again.

Posted by: Beto at July 10, 2010 11:26 AM (H+LJc)

50 24

Geraldo will be doing a one on one with King Malik Shabazz of the NBPP Sunday night. Think Gerry will rip him a new asshole like in the old days or go full libtard ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 10, 2010 02:51 PM (t72+4)

I'll put my money on going full libtard.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - pissing on liberals since way back in the 70's at July 10, 2010 11:27 AM (YVZlY)

51 Qweef is like the rabid dog on the other side of the chain link fence.  You just can't help yourself from taunting it and making it go crazy.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - pissing on liberals since way back in the 70's at July 10, 2010 11:31 AM (YVZlY)

52 Uh oh, Uruguay up 2-1

Posted by: logprof at July 10, 2010 11:38 AM (BP6Z1)

53 52 49 What An Absolute Surprise: The President Schedules Another Vacation For Next Weekend In Maine (Link)

Posted by: newser at July 10, 2010 03:17 PM (V45rX)

Which golf courses will he be visiting there?

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2010 03:22 PM (oVQFe)

After me, the flood.

Look it up yourselves, bitches: I won.

Posted by: King Barry XV at July 10, 2010 11:41 AM (BP6Z1)

54

Miss Precious Perfect says you're all a bunch of poopie pants ! Isn't that right Miss Precious Perfect ?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 10, 2010 12:01 PM (t72+4)

55 A small minded lout like Olbermann is forever missing the bigger point in the hopes that he can appear to be smarter than he is by latching on to some perceived misstatement.

Anytime you can work 'Lout' into a post....well, that's worth the price of admission right there...HEH!!!!!

Lout would be the kindest thing I would use to describe OlberNoid...

Posted by: Portnoy at July 10, 2010 12:01 PM (azgo2)

56

I doubt KO had any idea how many elections Lincoln lost.

He probably assigned an intern to look it up on Wikipedia.

Posted by: frankly at July 10, 2010 12:05 PM (m4eqv)

57 But, Obermann went to an Ivy league school - therefore he is too smart to be wrong. We plebes must have missed the point he was trying to make.

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2010 12:08 PM (zQob/)

Posted by: A Fistfull of Dollars in the Pen at July 10, 2010 12:28 PM (kb0wl)

59 Well you've established that Keefums is a big fat mendoucheous tool--but then we already knew that.  I'd like to put Andrew Sullivan and Olbermann way off on a desert island where Sullivan could have nightmanres of a man eating vagina--and Olberman could have dreams of, oh I don't know, finding some woman who wouldn't laugh at his measly equipment.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 10, 2010 12:58 PM (ktYjH)

60 How can we ever properly thank Coulter for the Cornell gift? It clearly damaged that gas-bag on such a personal level and if he weren't such a vicious asshole, I might feel for him.

Posted by: ktgreat at July 10, 2010 01:06 PM (HNJl6)

61 Keith is just recovering from another long night of being mercilessly gouged in the ass by Rachel MadCow's diseased strap-on. Cut the guy some slack.

Posted by: W.H. Doubter at July 10, 2010 01:09 PM (OCO/h)

62 Tell me again why it is I give a shit about Olberdouche?

The only time I hear anything about that asshole, is when a blog of consequence decides to address the moron's latest buffoonery.

I say we ignore said douche-bag and maybe, just maybe, he'll disappear from the planet.

There's always hope for that.

Posted by: 1idvet at July 10, 2010 01:17 PM (iMyIW)

63

Some other linguistic notes;  I would think that beclown would have ecellent potential in its passive participle form, to wit  "the oft beclowned Olbermann" or "the thoroughly beclowned leftard commentator"

If Keith Olbermann were to suddenly see the light, would we say he "DE-clowned himself " or call him "newly declowned "  On other sites I have suggested that a person who throws off liberal indoctrination is in the process of "detarding" himself.  Does that work better than "declown?"

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 10, 2010 01:34 PM (r/5/5)

64 Was Olberman ever good at anything?  I mean, in all seriousness, there must have been a reason he was hired at MSNBC for commentary--yes, I can believe he was just picked up off a streetcorner after trying to sell his mother's medications, like most of MSNBC, but even then...

Did he "write" a "book"?  Was he nearby when something famous happened?   Was he (accidentally) hit by a taxi in which MSNBC folks were riding, and they felt quite bad about it? Seriously, how did he get his job? 

I know "leftist hack" requires no talent or certification or anything.    But I would think some kind of "host of a show" job would have to be offered for a reason.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 10, 2010 02:05 PM (eNxMU)

65 I'm glad this idiot didn't go to Harvard Law like I did.

Posted by: palin steele at July 10, 2010 02:17 PM (BP6Z1)

66 I say we ignore said douche-bag and maybe, just maybe, he'll disappear from the planet.

There's always hope for that.

Posted by: 1idvet at July 10, 2010 05:17 PM (iMyIW)

So I take it you're suggesting we . . . punch down?

Posted by: somedude at July 10, 2010 02:19 PM (BP6Z1)

67 For some reason that Certificate of Attendance really hit my funny bone. Nice work, Slublog.

Posted by: Nice Deb at July 10, 2010 02:34 PM (zcYjl)

68

As per usual I'm seeing the word "douche" being used liberally with Olbermann, so I'm wondering if the same linguistic magic can be gleaned from "bedouched"

Keith Olbermann bedouches himself (more than usual) 

Keith Olbermann, the oft bedouched anchor of Countdown  ....  Later on the utterly bedouched Olbermann compounded his problem with yet another beclowning misstatement of fact.

Some fun, Drew

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 10, 2010 04:52 PM (r/5/5)

69 What they teach about Lincoln at Cow College:

Lincoln freed the slaves, didn't free the cows.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 10, 2010 05:30 PM (1hblZ)

70

These things can't be true. I was told by a former coworker that KO was one of the most objective journalists out there along with Bill Moyers.

Yeah, I almost laughed in his face.

Posted by: Mark at July 10, 2010 06:31 PM (haYX4)

71

Am I missing some joke here? Who the hell doesn't know, at the very least, that Lincoln lost to Douglas?

Let's say Olbermann claims that the 9/11 attacks did not occur, and that in fact the World Trade Center is still standing.

DrewM's response:

As the Melbourne Post-Gazette, which did the original legwork on this, notes, George W. Bush himself knew the WTC had been destroyed. Bush said,

"And the folks who knocked these buildings down will hear from all of us soon!"

An article in the September 2008 issue of Architecture Quarterly by author Engelbert Humperdinck includes this line:

"But while the South tower was the second one hit, it was the first one to collapse."

So, if the South tower "was the first one to collapse," I think we can safely infer that the North tower collapsed as well.

Thanks for clearing that up, Drew.

Posted by: a tiger in Africa at July 10, 2010 06:37 PM (dPaNC)

72
The left are desperate to keep their mega corruptocrat (D) in the Senate:
Harry "this war is lost" Reid.   The dishonest hacks love him. 



Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 10, 2010 07:29 PM (0fzsA)

73

"Keith Olbermann Beclowns Himself (More Than Usual)"

 

I think somebody owes a bigtime apology to clowns.

Posted by: Henry Hawkins at July 11, 2010 05:56 AM (0SZlc)

74 Oh, Keef, Keef! I'm so sorry that I threw you out after I caught you doing your solo act with my milking machine! Come back to Moo U on the Cayuga; all is forgiven!

Posted by: Bessie the Heifer at July 11, 2010 06:40 AM (8JKR1)

75

 The Man is a prime example of what happens to you if ate leaded  paint chips and glue as a Kid in school

Posted by: Dw Pepper at July 11, 2010 06:56 PM (yorvz)

76 there are some great videos mocking Queef Olberdouche on that utube thingy...

Posted by: spion at July 13, 2010 02:47 PM (7SOYO)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
106kb generated in CPU 0.2781, elapsed 0.4727 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.4285 seconds, 204 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.