1 Many years ago this kind of thing would get you fired the next day. Now, NBC is likely to promote him.

2 I seriously want to fight Keith Olbermann.

3 Ex-nude model was the only thing he got right. 

4 Keith is creepy.  You should see the perverted stuff he wrote me in an email.

5 He"ll be  in some other place doing some other thing. I could say what but value my posting privilege.

6

From Rush and Allah (same person???):

Dems in charge of GOTV "stunned" by how many of their own voters seem to be breaking for Brown http://is.gd/6BwpR

7 "The Commenwealth of MA is close to sending this bad joke to the Senate of the United States"

Um, hello?

8 Such a bitter, hateful asshole.

9 A washed-up sportscaster with a cult following has endorsed me!

10 Hmmmm, Ace thinks a male ex-nude model is pure awesome?

11 With all apologies to the maligned Tea Party activists, I'll be teabagging Keith's mopey mug on my TV tonight.

Boom! Taste my silicone. Keith.

12
Zzzzz... This guy's shit is really getting old,  tired and predictable.

13

Funny, I only need one word to describe Uberdouche: irrelevant.

14 How does this guy even think. all his brain cells must be on the left side, none on the right.

15 A washed-up sportscaster with a cult following and a prestigious degree from Cornell Aggie has endorsed me!

fify

16 It's horrible. Every time I see his Cosmo spread I can almost taste the nuts in my mouth. Why can't I look away?!?!

17 For years KO thought it was "pee-bag" He misses those days now that he knows its "Tea bag"

18 Going bold!  Excellent choice.

19 Wow! NBC has completely gone off the rails. Olbermann is truly a shit-for-brains kind of weirdo.

20 John Galt at January 19, 2010 12:12 PM (F/4zf)

He skipped Palin at the RNC. Goes to Brown's offices in  MA. Some questions answer themselves.

21

Embrace the Tea-Bagger meme.

I suggest we reappropriate the phrase. There can be nothing more gratifying than posting on a Scott Brown thread at Huffpo - " I tea bag your face!" or "You got tea-bagged!" or, this gem, - "I tea-bagged your mom's eyes".

22 Brown is probably proud of that endorsement.  An Olbermann endorsement is just as "good" as one from Obama.  Just ask Jon Corzine and Creigh Deeds.

23 If MSNBC fires him, (Fat Chance) the only job available to him would be to muck out the pig house.

24

Stay even longer for the accidental bold face in every comment.

The only thing missing from this thread is the lesbian pr0n. NTTIATWWT

25 I hear he owns a pickup truck too.

26 how hard can it be write some script that auto-closes < b > tags to your blog entries?

27 I'd rather be a teabagger than a teabaggee.

28 Many years ago this kind of thing would get you fired the next day. Now, NBC is likely to promote him.

Ed Schultz (another MSNBC "personality") endorsed vote fraud just days ago. It's a feature, not a bug.

29 Nordlinger at NRO has some reader mail about Olberdouche and others insulting Massfolk:

Over the past year, they have been calling tea-partiers and townhall protesters racists, rednecks, knuckle-draggers, homophobes, etc. And now the “machine” is turning its verbal guns on working-class voters in Massachusetts. Keith Olbermann and other pundits are insulting them constantly — same old epithets.

If this doesn't make them realize the self-proclaimed elitists they've been listening to/voting for aren't really on their side, I don't know what will.

30 Who knew there were so many inbred southern white racist redneck homophobes in Massachussetts who used to vote like clockwork for Ted Kennedy for the last six hundred years?

(Racist?  If Obama was following Reagan's platform, does Kweefums think we'd be protesting?  It's the color of the policies, Kweef, not the color of the man.)

31 We all know how much hyperbole likes to fly around here, but I can't see the video (work firewall).  Is that really what Olberdouche said about Brown? 

32 It sounds like Brown is poling poorly among homosexual child molesters who attend agricultural colleges.

33

Pots and black kettles...

This is awesome.

"Sending a joke to the senate"?

That's really rich. What, exactly then, is Franken? A philosopher and bastion of good will?

34 If MSNBC fires him, (Fat Chance) the only job available to him would be to muck out the pig house.

It would be nice to see him put that fancy college education to use for once!

35 That's the brain he writes the news with.

36 Keith needs a boot to the nutsack.

37 Whoever's working the chyron forgot to type "BATSHIT INSANE" in front of "COMMENT".

38 advocate of violence against women.

Which candidate was the advocate for the guy who raped his 23-mo-old niece, again?

39 How did Olberdouche forget to mention the time share in Aruba?

40 34 If MSNBC fires him, (Fat Chance) the only job available to him would be to muck out the pig house.

It would be nice to see him put that fancy college education to use for once!

He did graduate from a cow college.

41 Rotten.com will soon be featuring pics of Keith Olbermann's autopsy right next to Uday and Quasay.

42 I've called you conservatives every name I can thank of and you still don't watch me?

43

1 "Many years ago this kind of thing would get you fired the next day. Now, NBC is likely to promote him."

If he did get fired, would that make him a hobo?  If not, could we make an exception?

One can dream.

44

Quick! Somebody give me a good guess how the Left would react if ANYONE on the right put together a string of adjectives even CLOSE to that about a candidate from the Left.....

 

45 Hmm...so, apparently, saying things with no proof whatsoever = Journalism!  And Edward R. Murrow!

I know this is nothing new, but how does this moron sleep at night?

46 Such great programming MSNBC has - Chris Matthews and his leg tingles, Ed Schultz admitting that he would commit voter fraud to "keep the bastards out", and this buffoon, with the mental midgetry that eclipses the nuttery of Marshall Applewhite of "Heaven's Gate" fame.

Keith's co-workers should take note if he starts wearing certain colored track suits and black tennis shoes.

47 Funny that the NFL doesn't have a problem with this asshat but Rush would have been bad for the NFL.

48
Greetings, all.  Anyone have a back issue of the mag with the nude pic of Scott Brown?  Mrs. Brown is one lucky lady.

And Keefy needs admittance to an asylum stat, before he hurts himself or someone else.  What a douche.

49 He's a loser. Typical Libtard. Kill yourself Olbermann, do Gaia a favor.

50 OBTUSE - ob tuse – adjective - annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. LUNATIC – lu na tic noun – a mentally ill person, an extremely foolish or eccentric person. CULTIST- cult ist – noun – a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing

51 Yet another fabulous RNC t-shirt slogan!! This guy is just a *giver*.

52 Somebody posted yesterday that Rush was preempted in the Boston market by another show.  Are they censoring him today, too?  Anyone know?

53

3 Ex-nude model was the only thing he got right. 

And the thing is, he was better at that then Keefums would have been at....oh............ANYTHING!

54 Well, if I wasn't convinced to support Brown before, I am now!

Which candidate was the advocate for the guy who raped his 23-mo-old niece, again?

Now, now, remember it's a dirty trick to point out what Democrats actually do.  Or say.  Or believe. 

55 AWWW, Keefie, somebody had a bad case of the Mondays. It'll get better when you click your heels three times and say "There's no place like home, there's no place like home."

56 #45  chris... Maybe his wife is a pig.

57
How Cameron Diaz can Olbermann get?

58 "Peaches" from Space of AIDS has endorsed me!

59 Fuck Keith Olbermann and fick the rest of the fifth column media.  Today we begin regaining our liberty.

60 Hey, we can't all be AG school graduates who pretend they went to an Ivy league school Keef.

61 Why do I sense, Ober has an odd relationship with his mother?

62 Jane, how was the graduation trip?  You must have been so happy to see that fine young man of yours!

63

Is that really what Olberdouche said about Brown?

Pretty much word-for-word.

64
Much better to go with the powerful and inept curling iron.  She'll be another mindless cog for The Machine.

BTW It's time for MA to get rid of John Kerry.

65 i'M gonna dip my balls in a bowl of glue! The thing has to stay on 'till november!

66

Sorry to bother you on this thread, but have y'all seen patient #0123? Pasty guy, stiff greyish hair, bugs out his eyes a lot? He seems to have escaped from here and we're concerned about his safety.

Oh, and make sure you keep him away from sharp objects.

67
Peaches@62

One word:  AWESOME.

68

Fellow MSDNC employee Joe Scarborough is calling Olbermann "sad and pathetic.

Now that is truly a telling thing there.

69 Is it me or is Cameron Diaz looking more and more like one of the characters from Devil's Advocate?

70 I can understand Keef's anger though.

The 2008 election was fought over image and style and the Left won big. They allowed themselves to believe that meant the populace endorsed their views.

Since that point though our politics has gotten more issue focused. And the populace has said HELL NO to leftwing politics - to the point where Massachusetts is about to send a somewhat conservative Republican to the Senate. If Brown wins it ends a lot of very comfortable fictions for the left.

71 He calls Brown “an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman."

And his point is???
I am defiantly irresponsible,
somewhat homophobic (I am in the do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone camp),
mistaken for being racist,
always reactionary,
not-the-model (only because I have never been offered a role),
Teabagging (since when is my recreational habit your concern),
Women have gun toting rights, if they are abused, whose fault is that?

I really think Olbermanns commentary is pretty lame. Seems like I will not have a problem with Mr. Brown.

72

Scott "Five-Lots" Brown for Senate

Come for the "ex-nude model."

Stay for the "racist homophobic teabagging advocate of violence against women."

--So the nude modelling thing is a "loss leader"?

73 I think every Brown supporter should contact MSNBC and let them know what we think of this piece of shit.

74 If Keith Olberman is angry then you know you are doing something right...
If he calls you “an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman." you are doing everything right.

New Republican Axiom

75 I love it when libtards shit their pants in public, then take the pant load out and play in it.

76
If PMSNBC were to fire Keefy (hell would freeze over first), he's always got animal husbandry to fall back on.  So there's that.

77 #48  Jane D'oh..  Being a moron, I am not in the habit of buying or keeping 30 yeard old Cosmo mags. Maybe the moronettes might have a old issue. I don't think that you will have any luck there either. Most gals call a year old mag junk, and pitch it.

78 I wonder if Slu is working on the flaming corpse of Ted Kennedy p'shop for later.

79

Too bad that's too long to fit on a t-shirt, I'd wear that with pride. 

He just hit every box on my checklist of Pure Awesome.

 

Oh, Ace, he forgot one--"evolution denier", I'm surprised he couldn't fit that in.  The scary thing is, there are people (like my moonbat cousin) who think Keith and Rachel are great "investigative journalists." 

 

 

80 The only way this could be better would be if Brown took the seat from Teddy himself. If only the Swimmer had lived to see it.

81 ex-nude model, teabagging

And which party is always going on about how important it is to embrace and accept all sexualities and expressions thereof, and about how all conservatives are prudes and hypocrites and anti-sex for not wanting to see every expression performed live in public?

Keef, you're an uptight, sex-hating prude.

82 So much Comedy Gold.

Such teeny-tiny ratings.

83 Hey Keith!  Let me introduce you to my hair-free ballsack!

84 After that Ben Affleck skit, I really can't look at him the same way again. 

Not that I ever look at him, other than when he's linked here. 

But still, that whole bit about how he, his cat and his mother are leaving the intolerable, fascist apartment building ... that's all I can hear when Keef opens his purty AG-school mouf.

85
runningrn, add my sister to the list.  I'm gobsmacked that she admires those two.  And we were raised by the same parents.  Amazing, and sad.

86 He calls Brown “an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman."


Dude! Come on....

87 I nearly broke down yesterday when I discovered one of my relatives works for NBC.  Sigh.

88

Slightly OT, but is anyone else sick and tired of hearing about how the Dems will "lose control" of the Senate if Brown wins, and they have "only" a 9-vote majority?!  WTF kind of margins in the Senate have most adminstrations had to work with?

The liberal mindset shows through clearly here: we shouldn't have to work and convince the electorate or debate our opponents on the goodness of our policies!  No, we deserve super-majorities that allow us to just ram whatever we want through, public opinion be damned, while our propagandists in the media scream about how the minority party is so obstructionist by daring to vote against us!

Democrats are pussies, led by a big bad community organizer who has never had to lift a finger to succed, and hasn't the leadership skills required to manage a lemonade stand.  Fuck them all, and the media lapdogs they rode in on!

 

89 @48--no back issue, but here's a link.

Looks like Keef wrote the comments.

90 You guys are pathetic. Bad mouth me? You know damn well that every single one of you morons will be tuned in tonight.

91 I wouldn't let Olbermann anywhere my prized ballsack. I would love to introduce him to the steel toes of my boots, though.

92 I came to taste the tears of unfathomable sadness...

Pretend Brown is Cartman and the ginger is Coakley

93 How do our balls taste, Keith? Since we're tea-bagging you and all. . .

94 hey logprof, bruce jacobs was amazing this weekend. he predicted the jets win on saturday night and everyone made fun of him, then he spent all of sunday night gloating about it and rubbing it in, it was fantastic. he's going to be completely incomprehensible this weekend because he is on during the game, it's gonna be great. here's that website again:
http://msn.foxsports.com/radio

95 Olbermann is an ass, always has been and always will be.

GOTV!!  Morons, make calls from home for Scott Brown!  Join the fight!!

96
If only the swimmer had lived to see it.

Unfortunately, I've been given a ring side seat. 

97

"Is that really what Olberdouche said about Brown?

Pretty much word-for-word."

Jeezus Christ.  "Pathetic" really does not begin to cover it.  And I'll bet they are still wondering why someone like Bill O'Reilly is stomping KO's ass in the ratings....

98 BTW, with the people in MA in open revolt against their leftwing 'betters', might we see the whole of New England reconsidering their voting patterns?

I don't expect MA will vote for a conservative for president in 2012, but could we see a change in House and statewide elections?

99

Sort of OT, but I just heard the newsgirl on the radio Wall Street Journal Report state that health care stocks are soaring "because it appears that investors believe that Washington is coming to a compromise on health care legislation." That's why healthcare stocks are going up today? Really?

100 You just know that Keef keeps his crotch trimmed. Prissy bitchboy that he is...

101

I'm rooting for Coakley, of course, but at least Scott Brown hasn't actually, you know, killed anybody.

(sigh)  I have to get back to my sodomizing.  Satan's barbed cock doesn't wait for anybody.

102 80 The only way this could be better would be if Brown took the seat from Teddy himself. If only the Swimmer had lived to see it.

 

Well, you knew that would never happen.  If Kennedy would have stepped down before he died, he could have appointed his successor, and they would have walked in a special election (he could do the whole "I want to live to see So and So win my seat.")  Instead, because he was such a selfish demagogue, he couldn't relinquish power til it was pried from his dead cold hands.  It's ironic, but if the Dems would have allowed the special election right after he expired instead of gaming the system with a placeholder/appointee, they would have won the election at that time too.  Because they are such dishonest cheats, they find themselves in the current unenviable situation.  Basically, they screwed themselves which makes all this Schadenfreude especially delicious.

103 Let it all out, Olby...you bozo. When every single person who deviates even the slightest bit from the approved Obama path is instantly branded insane or racist or ignorant, don't you think that people start to notice the repetition? Don't you think that it might not be "them" with all these moral and intellectual afflictions, and that it might be you? Go away and get help.

104 You may not have heard Scott Brown chanting incantations to Lucifer as he watched Dick Cheney devour the entrails of a screaming Iraqi child.

105 If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

106

He calls Brown “an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman."

Someone's read the MSNBC thesaurus entry for Republican, I see. 

107 Olbermann could benefit from a little steel toe therapy...

108 Wow, who's the comedian doing the Dracula-with-glasses shtick? Does he do parties?

109

The liberal mindset shows through clearly here: we shouldn't have to work and convince the electorate or debate our opponents on the goodness of our policies!  No, we deserve super-majorities that allow us to just ram whatever we want through, public opinion be damned, while our propagandists in the media scream about how the minority party is so obstructionist by daring to vote against us!

Posted by: sherlock at January 19, 2010 12:31 PM (h6sl7)

Liberalism isn't much of a fan of representative democracy, though they do like the appearance of it.

Consider that the left has pushed for moving power from the states to the federal government, from elected branches to judges and bureaucrats, and enabled voter fraud. Heck, look at the games the Democrats have played with this particular Senate seat the last few years..

110 105

Alan Colmes

111 #105 I'd fight any of the Fox blonds. Of course we'll need a nice pool of baby oil for the tussle.....

112 I'd fight Cavuto... the italians fight till they're burger

113 You may not have heard Scott Brown chanting incantations to Lucifer as he watched Dick Cheney devour the entrails of a screaming Iraqi child.
------------------

No, but I wish I had.

114

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 12:31 PM (UOM4

Wow, your own sister!  Luckily, no one in my immediate family and no one in my husband's family (well, we don't know about his brother in HI, but we hardly ever see him) is a Lib.  It would definitely make family get togethers a lot less fun.  We always like to sit around and bash our current overlords when we get together.  It's kind of cathartic.

115
Oh, and Joe Scarborough?  Sitting morning after morning surrounded by lefty loons.  The only thing he has going for him is he makes Mika look even more stupid. 

116 I find it convincing when an intelligent looking man in smart glasses speaks the dis-speak of the people. I'm so there with him, fo' shizzle. He so harshed the buzz of giddy folks at the polls. B+

117 You may not have heard of Scott Brown digging up the corpse of the late Senator Kennedy just so he could use it to gain access to HOV lanes and a throw lavish weekend parties on Martha's Vineyard.

118 Think you have to choose between a Giant Douche and a Shit Sandwich?
Well on MSNBC you don't. We have Keith Olberman AND Rachael Maddow!

119 I really hope Keef hits the bathtub tonight.

And I hope November is equally painful for him.

120

105 If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Michelle Malkin, naked, in butter.

121 This is your campaign and it's ending one minute at a time.

122 Instead, because he was such a selfish demagogue, he couldn't relinquish power til it was pried from his dead cold hands.  .

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 12:35 PM (CfmlF)

Isn't that the normal way power is turned over in a monarchy? John Adams would be so proud of his state...today.

123

I hope Rush or maybe Sarah asks Keef if he really wants to start comparing 30-year-old pictures of politicians as an insight to their character!?

Hmmmm?

124 I'd say Keith really should be taken off television, but since he's on MSNBC that's already happened.

125 110 105

Alan Colmes
  Heh!  Skeletor!  You must be He-Man!

126 It will be so much fun to step on Keef's face with a hob-nailed boot and break his nose.

127

If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Jon Stewart

128 The Olbermann needs to stew a little longer

129

2008 Olbermann "The country is finally coming together in hope. Coming together to better ourselves."

2010 Olbermann "Fuck you racist homophobic aholes. How dare you!!"

130

I hope Rush or maybe Sarah asks Keef if he really wants to start comparing 30-year-old pictures of politicians as an insight to their character!?

Hmmmm?

Posted by: sherlock at January 19, 2010 12:40 PM (h6sl7)

I've always been amused that after 8 years of arguing Bush was a cokehead and therefore ineligible to be president, the Left went out and found themselves a cokehead to be their standard bearer.

131
I've always wanted to punch Alan Colmes in the face.  Just to try and knock some sense into his worthless self.

132 I'm 61 years old and I'd love to fight that needle-dicked punk!

133

Just got this message from a 25-ish female voter friend in MA...

already voted brown

interesting to see this race

hard core dems are pro brown

134

If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Jon Stewart

Stewart strikes me as the kind of guy who got his ass kicked in high school. A lot.

135 Basically, they screwed themselves which makes all this Schadenfreude especially delicious.

I've ingested toxic levels, and I can't stop lapping it up.

136 Olby looked like he was about to pass a kidney stone.  His tears will taste so very, very sweet.

137

If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Jon Stewart

+100000000000

138 Hmmm, called Obambi a Bastard, did he? Well, if bambi's momma was the second wife, then is she considered married anywhere in the US? Hawaii may be goofy, but I've never heard that they recognize a second marriage as legitimate. So if your momma is not married to the baby daddy, does that not make you a bastard by definition? Not to mention that he's a worthless leftist bastard, which requires no implications at all to the marital status of your parents.

139 120

Views.  Admire.  Newsletter.

140
A washed-up sportscaster with a cult following and a prestigious degree from Cornell Aggie has endorsed me!

Ummm, Peaches...what's wrong with being an Aggie? consider your answer carefully...

141 Gotta teabag to get the douche clean

142

already voted brown

interesting to see this race

hard core dems are pro brown

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 12:43 PM (Ab8Sw)

I wonder how many have given up on the idea that the time is ripe for Government Health Care and are trying to sabotage any half measures?

Disaffected Conservatives stay home...Disaffected Liberals stab you in the back.

143 105

Mara Liasson.  Two quick strikes to the kisser.

144

It was so fun to drink my coffee this morning while watching the talking heads on PMSNBC, CNN, etc. wringing their hands over the possibility of a Brown win.  Their little lib heads nearly exploding.

A Brown win will have them all on suicide watch.  Good times!

145 heh.. If Keith Olbermann and Alan Combs has to have a ultimate fight, with no way out of the rink, who do you think would win?

146 If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Jon Stewart

Yeah, and his tranny brother Rachel Maddow.

147 Scott Brown was asked about Olby's comments on Boston talk radio this morning.

He said that other than it being a badge of honor of sorts, it's not deserving of a response.

Class vs. crass.

148 The only Olberdouche worth watching... 

http://tinyurl.com/yksm4wd

149 heh.. If Keith Olbermann and Alan Combs has to have a ultimate fight, with no way out of the rink, who do you think would win?

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 12:47 PM (kmgIE)

America?

150 Keeth is merely vocalizing his prepubescent fantasies of Mary Elephant.

151 I take my answer back, and instead select Joy Behar.

I'll put Mrs. Smith up against her.  A couple of shots with a lead pipe oughta do the trick.

152 Ummm, Peaches...what's wrong with being an Aggie? consider your answer carefully...

Not a blessed thing, I R A.  What's wrong is the way he tried to misrepresent himself for all those years, as though it embarrassed him for some reason.  His hysterical he-bitch reaction when Chairman Ann busted his nuts over it was very telling.

153 Awesome, pure awesome! This whiney little outburst made me comment at YouTube - and I never comment YouTube vids! Keef the Queef. What a douchebag!

154 " If Keith Olbermann and Alan Combs has to have a ultimate fight, with no way out of the rink, who do you think would win?"

Dunno, but it would be a 13 year old girl slap fest, with accompanying girlie squeals.  Both would cry because the other had messed up their hair.

155

If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Ellis Henican.  I'd be afraid to get any of Olbermann's blood on me.

156

Jon Stewart last night, on Coakley calling Curt Schilling a Yankees Fan:

 Â“That'd be like saying John Lennon's favorite Beatle was Mickey Dolenz."  http://tinyurl.com/yjramzt

157
Oh shit.  Rush just quoted a source in Boston as saying most voters are leaning toward Coakley. 

158 Nothing wrong with being an Aggie.  He just tried to pose as something he wasn't.

159

Ha! Rush played a few bars from the Soviet National Anthem, for balance.

All year that's what starts in my head whenever I see Nancy Pelosiyeva on TV.

160 Keith Olbermann may not be light brown, but I could hear the undertones of a negro dialect.

161 Jane-

Just heard that myself.  Don't know what to make of it.  In Mass, though, it's all about the location of the observer.

I LOVE it when he plays the Soviet national anthem.

162 Can't be bothered to read through all the comments, but I can't be the only one that's amused that the Dem's are offended that Brown was a nude model or whatever it was.  I thought they were supportive of people's right to be nude for art and porn?  Don't tell me that they're really full of crap and don't support nudity rights...or that they do and they're just embracing the hypocrisy that comes so naturally to them.  Gah, Olbie makes my head hurt.  So much stupid, so few viewers.

163

Poor lil' Olbermann.  He just can't understand how pissed off the electorate is, except when Bush's name is involved.  TFB.  If I had to I'd French-kiss Maggie Gallagher in order to vote for Scott Brown, I'd pucker up an do it.  Fortunately I don't live in Massachusetts so Maggie's "virtue" and my own are safe.  I did donate to Brown though and hope like hell he wins today.  A Republican in "Kennedy's seat"?  I've been waiting my whole life (really) for that and am giggling my mutha-effin ass off at the prospect.  I may not like the GOP but I <i>despise</i> the DNC.

164 Rush just quoted a source in Boston as saying most voters are leaning toward Coakley.

Which source?  And which voters?

165
I'll nude wrestle Steven Hayes.  And let him win.  Heh.

166 Keef Olber whatever ?  Never heard of him.  Really.

167 One more message from MA, from a Republican small business (bar) owner friend of mine....

I am voting later. I am amazed at how angry people are. People are finally waking up to what the Dems are about. I think he actually might win, but who can trust what happens in this state.about an hour ago

168 Forget about calling for Brown, Morons.  I made about 20 calls and the system is so overloaded, I can't make any more.  I contacted their HQ and they said not to worry.  They've got and had so many volunteers, they don't know what to do with them!  Fingers and toes still crossed ......

169

Can we call it "Mother of All Ironies" after the Scott '5 Lots' Brown win?

Fingers crossed, of course.

170 You really like that violence against women, eh Ace? Have anything to do with where you were this weekend?

171 Thank you, Mallamutt.  I had drifted a bit while daydreaming about a knocked-out Behar.

172
HeatherRadish@164

I missed the source.  It was right after he played the Soviet national anthem.

173 Thought it was NECN new england cable news

174
Mallamutt@174

I hate Cafferty too, but I give him props for calling Nancy Pelosi a "horrible" person on air the other day. 

175 You may not have heard of the countless nights when Scott Brown would gather up his posse on the Boston College lacrosse team, don white hoods, and ride into town "just for laughs."

176 I think Larry King would be a good fight. Id be sure to bring some garlic and a stake though.

177 Fight a talking head? I'll take Bob Beckel and Bowie knives.

178

eeewww - Scottayyyyy!

179 If you could fight any TV talkinghead, who would you fight?

Oh, does Obama count? He's on TV all the time, and generally just reads what TOTUS gives him.

180 Rush was referring to the local Boston news channel only finding one Brown voter but six or seven for Coakley.

181 Know who I kinda like?  The black PhD that O'Reilly has on frequently (sorry...can't remember his name).  Used to teach at Temple, now apparently at Columbia.  Which figures.

Anyway, for a flaming liberal, he doesn't seem to be that bad a guy.

182 Ed Schultz doubles down on inciting criminal behavior...

183 You may not have heard of the countless nights when Scott Brown would gather up his posse on the Boston College lacrosse team, don white hoods, and ride into town "just for laughs."

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 19, 2010 12:57 PM (qyKoF)

Scottie - call me.

184 Too bad it wasn't 1776 and that miserable piece of shit was wearing red,

185 There are plenty of House and Senate member who qualify for at least part of  "racist homophobic teabagging advocate of violence against women"

But how may can be said to be "ex-nude model" ? 

186
Rush just said there are 116,000 dead voters on the rolls in Mass.  Guess they'll all go to Coakley.  The machine at work.

187

You know when you go to an ag school (Cornell Public Ag), anyone that doesn't fuck sheep, is homophobic.

Let's all send Keith some Wool lite (remember woody allen movie).

188 182

What was that, in Mattapan or Roxbury?

189 One dynamic this race has brought back into the center of the discussion: party affiliation often correlates only loosely with basic ideology. It's the "Reagan Democrat" phenomenon, and it's what has led Mass. to elect Republican governors even though they're uniformly Democrat elsewhere, and what leads conservative states like Wyoming and Nebraska to elect Democratic governors and senators even though they're as red as red states get. Politics is local -- sometimes district-and-neighborhood local. You see this most often in elections for school boards, aldermen, and sheriffs. Mass. was (and maybe still is to some degree) a blue-collar state, heavily Irish and heavily Catholic, and thus probably a lot more conservative in outlook than most people realize. But Mass. politics is the politics of unions, of civil servants, of policemen and firemen and block-captains: in short, it is the politics of the Democrat machine. Mass. voters may for the first time be realizing that they don't always have to knuckle under to the machine. It's the same epiphany many of the old-line Southern Democrats had during Reagan's campaign.

190 For immediate release:

In the past we believed having Keith Olberman as our Official Spokesperson was a good fit. But after that outburst we have decided to terminate his contract. Stanley does not have a giant tool line.

191 Keith's just mad because his Obama Dildo only comes in size small.

192 Ohhhh ... more insults. Well, that should make a big difference. Tell you what, Queef. You keep calling everyone racists and teabaggers and we'll keep winning elections. I'm thrilled that America is finally seeing what nasty little shits occupy the left.

193 184  Stupid is as stupid does.  Should it surprise us that Dims want to run him for the Senate?

194 184 Ed Schultz doubles down on inciting criminal behavior...

Does he think anybody actually believes he listens to G'nR? Can't get much more pathetic than an old fart trying to fit in with the yung'uns.

195
Left wing lunatic Chris Matthews looks at the centerfold and quietly wonders why heÂ’s getting another one of those thrills up his leg. The centerfold will give Scott Brown the gay vote hands down (or hands up?).. IÂ’m not sure which.

196
Hey!  I'm ex-nude!

197 Ellis Hennican. Face meet curb. Rinse, repeat.

198
Let's all send Keefy some bottles of nice bubble bath.

199 I seriously want to fight Keith Olbermann.

He's a pussy.

200

184 Ed Schultz doubles down on inciting criminal behavior...

Look - the guy is a drunk.  You can hear it in his voice and you can see it in his face.  That guy cannot remember what it's like to go to bed sober.  You could probably count his undamaged brain cells on one hand.

201

Celebrity death match ... how about all the MSNBC pundits in a free for all.  Harry Reid would approve notice how light skinned they all are?  I think Keith's comments make it seem like he's afraid of gay people or something.  I thought he was all about diversity?

202
You know that annoying song you get in your head and can't get out?  Here's Martha Coakley's:

The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.

Barry's gonna need a bigger bus.

203 Heh!  Turnout in city is only 7%, turnout in suburbs is heavy via Rush.

204 What I'd love to see is a Keefums vs. Perez Hilton slapfight.  I'd pay money to see that one, in fact.

205 Oh shit.  Rush just quoted a source in Boston as saying most voters are leaning toward Coakley.

Nothing but craven disinformation designed to suppress the Brown vote.  Although it might actually depress the Coakley vote.  Love the law of unintended consequences!

206
Rush can stop with the Harry Belafonte crap any day now.  Gag.

207

He's right.  At any other time in our history this guy would have been laughed off the stage.  If you look at MSNBC's ratings he in a way has been laughed off the stage.

 I am not an anrgy or violent person, and I can get along with those I disagree with, but I would have strong impulses to punch KO in the face if I ever saw him.

His schtick is absent of anything except bitterness and ignorant hatred.

208

Great sentiments from a reader at The Corner:

Have you thought about the implications of a Brown victory for the DemocratsÂ’ rhetoric? For their politics of personal destruction?

Over the past year, they have been calling tea-partiers and townhall protesters racists, rednecks, knuckle-draggers, homophobes, etc. And now the “machine” is turning its verbal guns on working-class voters in Massachusetts. Keith Olbermann and other pundits are insulting them constantly — same old epithets. Even Democratic politicians appear all over the airwaves implying that Scott Brown voters are too stupid to understand their magnificent health-reform agenda.

It will be wonderful if Brown voters realize that, like them, “flyover country” conservatives are not racists. Or stupid. Or violence-prone. We should welcome them with open arms. Massachusetts people were coddled by liberal media and the Democratic machine, told that they were superior to their bumpkin fellow citizens. Now they’re being lumped in with Redneck Nation, simply for bucking the machine.

If they recognize that the lies told about them in this election were also lies when told about others — when told about tea-partiers and townhall protesters: Well, we could be looking at political realignment.

209

Let me stand up for Olberman.  What he really meant was that he doesn't agree with Scott Brown on the issues.

 

See, Olberman's not so bad.  He just disagrees.

210 ""Keith's just mad because his Obama Dildo only comes in size small.""


thats some funny shit

211 I'd personally get a great deal of enjoyment from kicking Keef in his ovaries.

212 I seriously want to fight Keith Olbermann. He's the kind of guy who'd talk big, but then find pressing business elsewhere if you challenged him to put up his dukes. He'd say things like, "You're not worth it, man!" and "I don't fight trash, I burn it!". In the car-ride home, he'd hide his shame by telling his girlfriend that he totally would have thrown down, but he didn't want to involve her in a "dangerous situation". If you hit him hard enough, he'd cry. He'd throw maybe one half-assed punch, then go fetal and start screaming, "I give! I give!"

213 154 " If Keith Olbermann and Alan Combs has to have a ultimate fight, with no way out of the rink, who do you think would win?"

Dunno, but it would be a 13 year old girl slap fest, with accompanying girlie squeals.  Both would cry because the other had messed up their hair.
  You forgot the bra snapping.  There would definitely be a lot of bra snapping going on!

214  Olberman.......finally figured him out.  HIS SHOW IS A COMEDY HOUR!
Our mistake is that we've been taking him/her seriously!

215
Can anyone tell me what Barry said about Brown driving a pickup truck?  I saw Teh Won with Coakley and nearly killed myself lunging for the remote to turn him off. 

216 Koopy are you aware that Gun and Roses Appetite for destrucion is 23 yeas old?

217

I'm nude right now, Keith. Wanna play "bicycle"?

 

218

#129 - Mr. Pink

I love that you spelled out "fuck" but shortened assholes to "aholes."  lol

219

Geraldo slobbering Obama's cock.  5 cents.

Geraldo using a faux Spanish accent.  10 cents.

Geraldo getting his face smashed in with a CHAIR.  PRICELESS.

220 Olbermann IS a DICK. He NEEDS to be FIRED!! He RUINS Sunday NIGHT Football!!

221
There's no exit polling today.They didn't think it would be necessary because they expected a blowout.So we're going to have to be patient.

222 Geraldo That douchebag has earned so many ass-kickings over the years I wouldn't be satisfied by beating his ass just once. He's like that stubborn bathroom-mildew that just won't go away no matter how much bleach and ammonia you use. (You know what's in Al Capone's tomb, Geraldo? You are. As of right now.)

223

""#129 - Mr. Pink

I love that you spelled out "fuck" but shortened assholes to "aholes."  lol""

Isn't that like going to an all you can eat buffet and ordering a diet coke? lol

224

#213 let's hope.  The absolute primal hate spewed by these people is incredible they seriously have to have a medical issue.  I just love getting lectured and called a racist, homophobe, woman-hater by this lot. 

can you be a homophobe and teabagger at the same time?

225

10. Geraldo

Be careful, those Puerto Rican's always carry a knife.

226

"If you hit him hard enough, he'd cry. He'd throw maybe one half-assed punch, then go fetal and start screaming, "I give! I give!"

I've found out most of the time they don't even throw a half hearted punch, they just "fall" down, trying to take you to the ground too, and bundle up blocking hoping their buddies break it up ASAP.

227 Michelle Malkin tweets:  WSJ reports there will be no exit polls in #masen cuz no one saw Brown surge coming - http://is.gd/6BLvd h/t @edmorrissey

228
People I'd love to see line up to punch Keefy, Chrissy, and David Shuster in the face:

Ann Coulter
Megyn Kelly
Laura Ingraham
Michelle Malkin
Me

....feel free to add to the list.

229 OUCH!! I'VE GOT SAND IN MY VAGINA!!!

230 220
Can anyone tell me what Barry said about Brown driving a pickup truck?  I saw Teh Won with Coakley and nearly killed myself lunging for the remote to turn him off. 

 

In his omnipresent arrogant, dismissive, disdainful tone, the comment went something like:  "He's driving around the state in a pickup truck.  A pickup truck!  (He paused for laughter).  Anyone can buy themselves a pickup truck."  Total elitest douchewad. 

231

OK we need talk.

Which FOX babe would you do first.

 

Martha "Marcia" McCallum.   mmm, mmm, mmm,

232

229
There's no exit polling today.They didn't think it would be necessary because they expected a blowout.So we're going to have to be patient.

WTF you talking about, We got the numbers right here outside Harvard Square, Marcia is up by 9%.

Eat that teabaggers.

233 221 Koopy are you aware that Gun and Roses Appetite for destrucion is 23 yeas old


Yeah, that's still way past Ed "i completely ripped off Limbaugh" Schultz's generation though. He looks like an Elvis/Beatles baby boomer, and a quick check of his wiki says he was born in '54, so pretty close.

234

224

Rhetorical flourish brotha.

235 Before MSNBC it was very rare to see a nervous breakdown live on TV. Last one I recall was Jimmy Carter's Malaise speech. Nowadays on MSNBC its a daily event.

236 234

10. Geraldo

Be careful, those Puerto Rican's always carry a knife.

 

Heh!  You'd be lucky if it was a knife.  Remember, Geraldo has been treated in the past for a "sex addiction."

237 238 OUCH!! I'VE GOT SAND IN MY VAGINA!!!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 19, 2010 01:19 PM (C39a6)

Bwahahahaha!

238 I can't wait for the days and days of hearing about how the Dems have "Wost contwol of the Senate" and now only have a 9-vote margin.  Poor babies, having so little popular support forytheir ideas, they need absolute control so badly!

239 240,

I favor that Italian weather girl, mama mia.

240
runningrn@239

Wow.  Just wow.  And what you said +10,000.

241
Yay!  Rush is playing the Marine anthem!  Ooh rah!  (Yeah, I'm a little fired up over my new Marine.)

242 1. Ellis Hennican
1. James "fake-cajun evil baby-eating snake alien" Carville
1. Geraldo "Drama queen" Rivera
1. Kweef Olbergirl
1. Shep "Spackleface" Smith
1. Chrissy " Toad" Mathews
1. Rachel " D-batteries" Maddcow
1. Fred " Blue blood" Barnes--tie
1. Mort " Country club" Kondrake---tie
1. Jabba the Beckel
1. Robert "stuttering buffoon" Gibbs
2. Krugman
3. Brooks

243

"If this doesn't make them realize the self-proclaimed elitists they've been listening to/voting for aren't really on their side, I don't know what will."

Heather Radish is right. At some point the moderate, middle folks of the 52 are going to realize that the hip, cool liberals never really liked them or truly accepted them as being part of the "it" crowd. Once they stray the least bit off the liberal reservation, they will be detested as much as the ones who never bought into the Obama the "moderate unifier" nonsense.

 No, just because you voted for Barack last November doesn't mean you were ever going to get to go to Malibu and hang with Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen, or be invited to Pizza Night at Clooney's Italian villa with he and Brad and Matt. And as things unravel you will be scorned more than those who never drank the Kool-aid.

244 250
Yay!  Rush is playing the Marine anthem!  Ooh rah!  (Yeah, I'm a little fired up over my new Marine.)

 

As you should be!  Hugs to you and your son, Jane!  You can be proud of yourself and your husband, you guys raised a man!

 

245 Keith, a moron who the NFL supports. I thought the NFL suites didn't want any controversy.

246 Which FOX babe would you do first.


Megyn Kelly.  Definitely Megyn Kelly.

247 Heh!  Hillary's campaign strategerist  is at Coakley hq's manning the phone banks.  Something she hasn't done for 20 years.  I hope things work out for Coakley as well as they did for Hill.

248

Hahahhahah read the AP story on the front page of Drudge about how this election could spell the end of Obamacare. This shit is hilarious.

"After more than a year of tortuous effort to produce history-changing legislation for Obama, Democrats are facing the possibility of defeat in their quest to guarantee health insurance coverage for all Americans."

History-changing, tortuous effort, quest, guarentee health insurance coverage.

How many c%^& sucking adjectives could they throw in there? That is one sentence. Jesus these reporters really take it all the way to the teabag for Obama don't they. Gotta admire that kinda dedication.

249 "He's driving around the state in a pickup truck.  A pickup truck!  (He paused for laughter).  Anyone can buy themselves a pickup truck."

Scott Browns reply was something like-"Sorry Mr President but not everyone can buy themselves a pickup truck in this economy."

I think Brown wins that round.

250 I've found out most of the time they don't even throw a half hearted punch, they just "fall" down, trying to take you to the ground too, and bundle up blocking hoping their buddies break it up ASAP. I had a buddy a long time ago who taught me "Bar Fighting 101". Rule #1: Drunks are shitty fighters. If you stay straight, you can kick a much bigger/stronger guy's ass. Rule #2: Don't half-ass it. If you're going to hit, hit. Don't fuck around. Rule #3: Don't forget the girl (there's always a girl). She may have been calling him an asshole ten seconds ago, but she'll knee you in the kidneys if you're not paying attention. Bar-chicks are not to be trusted. Rule #4: You're going to take some damage, so don't be a chickenshit about it. If you're afraid to get hurt, just crawl out on your hands and knees while everyone mocks you. Rule #5: Don't escalate unless you have to. Don't be the first to smash a bottle over the guy's bean or hit him with a pool cue, because that shit can rapidly get out of hand. But if he opens the festivities, you'd better be willing to do likewise. Rule #6: Your buddies are probably too drunk/stoned/bemused to be of much help when it will count. Don't plan on their help. Rule #7: Most bar fights are over in about two minutes or less. You're either going to get tossed, broken up, or one of you will be knocked right the fuck out. Don't be that guy. Rule #8: Take your ass-kicking like a man. If you lose, go home and sleep it off. Don't lurk in the parking lot to "get the guy" when he leaves. That's not only chicken-shit, it's also the way a lot of truly bad shit goes down. /Sorry for the threadjack. //Haven't been in an actual bar-fight in more than ten years now. Amazing how much less violent life is when you quit drinking.

251 The highest achievement and award of a parent is having raised a son or daughter willing to fight to the death to defend the United States of America.

252 I'd go with Bill Maher as the one talking head I'd like to fight the most.

I wanna knock that smug look right off his face, then grab him by his mullet and drive a couple of knees into his teeth.

253

I think Ellis Hennican and Alan Colmes are lovers.

254

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 01:27 PM (4Pleu)

 

Some sage advice from one of our finest morons.  Thanks, Monty!  (I hope I'm never in a bar fight.  The floor could be mopped with me.)

255 Second that Bill Maher emotion.

Wear a protective suit when striking that sack of rat turds.

256

I'd get into a bar fight with a LIBTARD, but I don't go to gay bars.

257
runningrn and sifty, thanks. 

Oh, and on the way home from graduation we were talking about the Brown/Coakley race, and the Marine asks, "Is Ted Kennedy dead?"

And yeah, it was a real pleasure to answer in the affirmative.

258

'Guarentee health insurance coverage for all Americans' with your money.

They never mention that last part. pricks

259

A lengthy but good read about the emerging role of Citizen Journalist doing the job formerly done by the Lame Stream Media.  From bigjournalism.com, on the how the dirt on Coakley came about and the rising power of Andrew Breibart:

 

I had stumbled into the citizen journalist role via an unintended run-in with ACORN in Los Angeles, and followed up with a piece on the interesting nepotistic habits of Senator Max Baucus.  But this was bigger, and I knew it.

I contacted Andrew, who is quite busy trying to build a media empire, and told him several weeks ago that this election was the most important thing on earth: period. He didnÂ’t quite get it at first as he has a million balls in the air.   I said this race could be everything; nothing else matters, the millions of stories about Obama and the Reid/Pelosi Democratic agenda, healthcare, cap and trade; they can all go away in two weeks; the Achilles heel was left unarmored and few had seen it yet.

I had googled Brown and Coakley to get an idea of their respective scandals, and when I googled Brown, the only scandal I could find was his posing for Cosmo at 22.  I googled Coakley, and after digesting the ten of google hits with “coakley” and “scandal,” I sent the links to Andrew and told him the facts.

I said, ” Your team needs to be on this: these stories need to get out,” and he surprised me by shooting back “ You write them. You do it. I trust you. Go for it”.  He wanted me; a neo-journalist with a few words under my belt, to go after what we felt would be the biggest story in the world in two weeksÂ’ time.    And I finally got it; what Andrew had been preaching for so long.  It is this empowerment of the average person with a passion for truth that is the essence of the new era of the Citizen Journalist.  To bypass the elite, the opinionated, the party-liners who would kill any story that didnÂ’t fit their worldview or would embarrass their chosen party leaders.

I locked myself in my bedroom for an entire day, and when I looked up I had written 16 pages: 13 separate scandals or boondoggles involving Martha Coakley.

In my research online, I came across archived radio shows of an ex-reporter and now radio show host and columnist, Michele Mcphee, at 96.9 WTKK. After listening to a few minutes, I realized she knew a lot about Coakley; I contacted her with newly minted “verbal” press credentials per Breitbart, and we talked at length.

I told Michelle about the myriad scandals I had uncovered, and asked if I missed something. She said to google  “curling iron,” “Coakley,” “rape” and “Somerville cop.” I said I was sick just imagining what it meant, and she said, “trust me,” and hung up.   It turned out to be the lead story of our series and the most powerful symbol of CoakleyÂ’s mixed career: not bringing charges against a Democrat-union connected cop who raped his 23-month old niece with a hot curling iron.

After digging into the story and finding new leads, I came across the contact info for Frank Frisoli, brother of the deceased Larry, who valiantly represented the toddlerÂ’s family against an unwilling Coakley.

I called Frank Frisoli at his office number, not knowing what to expect or if he would take the time to speak with me.  I gave his assistant my information and the theme of my article, and she put me through directly. Not only did Frank talk to me, he let it all out: I could barely keep my notes in order as he rattled off the details, timelines, and nuances of the case. Talking to Frank:  this is how all of the details, the real “life” of the story was coming out: the things you could not read in the Boston Globe or Herald.  The passion of defending the honor of his brotherÂ’s reputation and legacy, the disgust and anger in his voice when he talked of CoakleyÂ’s stalling and bungling of the case, and the horror of the family that the FrisoliÂ’s dealt with everyday who couldnÂ’t get justice for their molested and injured two-year-old.

The rapist admitted to being the only one alone with the girl and, and the two-year-old told the doctor “Uncle hurt me,” but Coakley wasn’t listening and told the grand jury not to listen either. That toddler stayed in the hospital for a month while Coakley looked the other way.

The greatest lesson I learned in all of this, was not from one particular case or scandal, but from studying several of the cases, and putting the facts of each case  up against the other.  And what I found is disturbing.

What Martha Coakley could never have guessed, was that in 2010, a citizen reporter would talk to Frank Frisoli and Frank would tell him an intimate detail of the case that has never been reported until now: and here is that most important detail:

That CoakleyÂ’s office refused to consider the testimony of a 2-year old and withheld that information from the grand jury.

Coakley’s office called Larry Frisoli and told him it was not solid or credible to rely on such a young girl’s words; even the clear and uncoached words “Uncle hurt me”.

And what Coakley could also never have guessed was that this information would  be public one day, when the entire world was looking at her record in January of 2010, and they could see the Curling Iron Rapist and the Fells Acres Case side by side. That is when you truly understand Martha Coakley:

* In the Curling Iron Rapist Case, the victimÂ’s testimony, un-coaxed and given to a medical doctor, was unusable against a connected cop.

* In the Fells Acres Case, where Martha was not even involved in the prosecution, with no physical evidence of any kind, she kept an innocent man in prison specifically on the testimony of 2-4 year olds, who were coached by child psychologists and whose “recovered memories” were created by suggestion over a long period of time. A unanimous parole board, a plethora of new studies showing the power of implanted memories, and the majority of the citizens of Massachusetts behind the innocent man: and Coakley turns a deaf ear.

She let a man rot in prison with no physical evidence using only childrenÂ’s testimony, but she tried to let a rapist free with every shred of physical evidence against him by denying a childÂ’s testimony. This is the legacy of Martha Coakley.

On behalf of Larry and Frank Frisoli, Michele McPhee, the parents of that child, and anyone in Massachusetts that expects justice in this world, I hope the words “uncle hurt me” never fall of deaf ears again.

And to all the readers out there who care passionately about this world, pick up your pads, pens, and cameras, get online, do your research, and see if you can shine a light onto some of the darker spaces of this world and empower yourself as a Citizen Journalist. As the last two weeks have shown me, you never know what you may find.

 

 

260 Those are pretty damn accurate bar fighting rules.

Used to have pretty bad allergies to alcohol.
Tequila and Bourbon used to make me break out in handcuffs.

My mouth was waaaaaay too big when I got that 10ft tall and bulletproof tequila feelin'.

261 What the fuckery?!? Did I hear Rush say that Voinovich might cast the 60th vote?

262

260 monty

Unfortunately I still drink. I keep getting in scrums and they are always over a loudmouth buddy or due to a female. Ive found that when you know your getting in one, which is usually easy when you are about to fight more than one person, hit first hit hard and hit the one talking the most shit. I haven't been in a one on one fight in a while if you coudln't tell. This new generation breeds wussies that have to fight in packs.

263 270 Those are pretty damn accurate bar fighting rules.

Used to have pretty bad allergies to alcohol.
Tequila and Bourbon used to make me break out in handcuffs.

My mouth was waaaaaay too big when I got that 10ft tall and bulletproof tequila feelin'.

 

Heh!  Too funny!  Yeah, there's something about tequila shots that never results in good behavior!

264 Tequila is a fight or screw drug.

If you haven't found someone in the bar willing to screw by 10pm,
you are gonna get in a fight.

265 Those are pretty damn accurate bar fighting rules. My bud was a very wise man in the ways of bar-fights. Alas, his wisdom didn't extend to knowing when not to drive drunk, when not to marry a bad woman, when not to call the cop an asshole, etc. A good man, stout and true, but born in the wrong age. He would have made a great cowboy back in the old days.

266 Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 01:27 PM


Another good rule to live by.  Don't pick fights with old farts; if they don't want to fight you, they may just kill you.

267 Monty, let me add my Rule #1 of barfights to your list:

If you're pretty sure it's happening, hit the other guy first. It's the best way to secure an advantage and also make sure that you get one good shot in.

I'm long since retired from brawling, but I've been in my share. As soon as the other guy shoved me or otherwise made a move to lay his hands on me, I made sure I popped him with a straight right.

I can't believe how many dumbasses have talked shit to me with their hands down at their sides. Or worse, sitting in a chair while i was standing. Uhhhh... i got news for you, if you're sitting and I'm standing, you're going to have a big problem if I decide it's time to get physical.

That first punch is always the most important. As you said, most fights get broken up pretty quicky.

268

"If you haven't found someone in the bar willing to screw by 10pm,
you are gonna get in a fight."

You obviously havent worked at a bar. You would always see someone taking the fat pig at the end of the bar who was sitting there by herself all night getting made fun of by everyone at around 1:30.

With. Out. Fail.

269

this was on instapundit last week.

Fight?  Read this.  Got both sons a copy.

http://tinyurl.com/ycxg3n7

 

270

Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2010 01:34 PM (k0CxD)

Shit, wrong thread for that. Apologies and such.

271 You may not have heard Scott Brown sending Anthrax-laced birthday cards to inner-city children in between rounds of raping transgendered college students in an attempt to get them to quote "make up their fucking mind."

272 Come for the "ex-nude model."

o.0

Is she hot?

273 Reportedly, Martha Coakley included a copy of the book in gift baskets for all her campaign staffers...

274

277

Yeah I learned the "hit first" lesson the hard way. It is easy to act chivalrous and be the better man until the "first punch" is a beer bottle upside the head and the second one is 6 guys playing hokey pokey with you on the ground. Hell yeah I am hitting first now. At least that way i get some satisfaction when I go to the Urgent Care room the next day.

275 I wonder if Slu is working on the flaming corpse of Ted Kennedy p'shop for later.

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 12:28 PM (9Wv2j)

--With all that blubber, it would burn for weeks.

276 I can't believe how many dumbasses have talked shit to me with their hands down at their sides.

Haha, every fight i ever saw the guy who stood there running his mouth  was always the one who ended up on the ground at the end. If you're gonna fight, fight, don't waste time talking shit because you'll get your ass beat.

277 The Girls All Get Prettier at Closin' Time: Mickey Gilley 1976

One of my all time favorite honky-tonk songs.


Dad's #1 fight rule:

1st punch goes right to the end of their nose. The sight of blood freaks people out so bad they are likely to give you three or four seconds of uninterrupted wailing on their ass.

By that time the bouncers will most likely break it up.

And the guy who isn't bleeding is usually thought of as the winner, meaning he may get to take home the honky-tonk angel with the most teeth that night.

278

--With all that blubber, it would burn for weeks.

 

Oh the horror!  Imagine his carbon footprint!  I can see the headline now, "Move Over Mary Jo, You're not The Only Woman Victimized By Ted:  Kennedy Corpse Killing Gaia"--heh!

279

271 What the fuckery?!? Did I hear Rush say that Voinovich might cast the 60th vote?

From what I've seen of Voinovich, he hates Republican voters at an emotional level. I don't know exactly why, beyond that it hurt his feelings when he got angry mail about some of the votes he's taken. Really the question now is whether he's willing to vote against the national economy out of misanthropy and spite.

280 It is easy to act chivalrous and be the better man until the "first punch" is a beer bottle upside the head and the second one is 6 guys playing hokey pokey with you on the ground. Bar-fights have never been all that big on Marquess of Queensberry rules. It's a fight, not a contest, and there is a small but real possibility that someone could wind up dead. I always tried to get in the first pop if a fight was imminent, and I always tried to finish things up with the first punch -- a straight shot right from the shoulder, full on, as close to the point of the chin as I could get. (And kept that elbow up in case the punch missed; he ducks the punch, you follow through with an elbow to the head.) Though I will say that women seem to be more vicious than men are when fighting. Guys will throw down, get it out of their blood, and then buy each other a beer before staggering home; women will most sincerely try to make sure the other party wakes up in the hospital if not the morgue. Chick-fights are pretty scary.

281

That first punch is always the most important. As you said, most fights get broken up pretty quicky.

I've seen this work and not work.  A friend of mine owns an Army Navy store, he's not to be messed with.  A guy was dicking with him sitting down, and said sort of you want some of me.  With that my friend cold cocked him, didn't wake up for five minutes.

Not work.  Same bar, drunk friend, known for sucker punching threw a punch at another friend.  Bad idea, the sucker was 4th degree or something Kung Fu or something.  Knocked the guy out with one kick to the head. He fell like a dead man. 

My most important rule, don't fuck with people.  I am not going to get fucked up by some drunk redneck who I probably won't hire.  Buy him a drink, tell him you love Clemson or something and he'll go away or become your best friend.

 

282 You may not have heard Scott Brown demand that the power be shut off to a local children's hospital because he "needed the juice for a Floyd show."

283
Haha, every fight i ever saw the guy who stood there running his mouth  was always the one who ended up on the ground at the end.

It's true. I've never worried about "fighting fair" when someone starts shit with me while I'm minding my own business.

 If you're going to say, "Nice shirt, faggot," to the giggles of your female companions as I'm walking by, I guess it's not my problem whether you're at a disadvantage because you weren't smart enough to stand up before antagonizing me. I'm going to do everything I can to make you pay for your bullshit and embarrass you in front of your friends.

284 hey logprof, bruce jacobs was amazing this weekend. he predicted the jets win on saturday night and everyone made fun of him, then he spent all of sunday night gloating about it and rubbing it in, it was fantastic. he's going to be completely incomprehensible this weekend because he is on during the game, it's gonna be great. here's that website again:
http://msn.foxsports.com/radio

Posted by: Adrian at January 19, 2010 12:32 PM (HqFA1)

--Thanks!  I hope I can pick it up in Canada!  I'm not a Jets fan but not a Colts fan either --but I am a Jacobs fan.

285 Damn it. Now I gotta go out and lose a tooth or I'll be cranky all week.

St. Patrick's Day is comin and I want to be ready.

286 Does Queef write his own material?

287 What the fuckery?!? Did I hear Rush say that Voinovich might cast the 60th vote?

Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2010 01:34 PM (k0CxD)

Yeah, MM has a post up about it (haven't read it yet myself). 

288 Just read on The Corner that Crying Jag Voinovich will not vote for the health care bill.

289

The last time I almost got in a fight was on the upper east side, nyc.  In a preppy bar, guess that doesn't surprise you all, with the future president of Wachovia.  We're drinking, single, and trying to pick up some UVA chicks, when two BT people (that's bridge and tunnel people, those that don't live in Manhattan) started really fucking with us.  Let go outside preppy, your a pussy, etc.  Well the bartender knows us and is going for some help, when 3 UVA x-football players come on over and start fucking with the B&T guys. Go Hoos

It was not very long after that that the B&T boys  basically ran out of the bar.

Southern accents can usually find another Southern to help out, especially up North.  Remember  a redneck can be from Brooklyn or Clemson, just leave them alone.

 

290

Yeah, MM has a post up about it (haven't read it yet myself). 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 01:58 PM (9Wv2j)

 

His staff says his position on healthcare is unchanged, for what that's worth. I don't trust a single damn thing that sell-out sunuvubitch has to say, tho. His retirement can't come soon enough.

291

Oops! And what logprof said.

292 Voinovich met with Barry this morning to discuss deficits and debt.  His spokesweasel has since reaffirmed his continuing opposition to "the partisan health care reform bill."  FWIW

293 I think one of the funniest things that ever happened to me was one time when I was buying groceries, and I meet up with a vaguely-familiar guy pushing a cart the other way. He recognizes me at the same time, and we stop and chat. The usual, "Hi, howya doin?" stuff, all the while frantically trying to remember who the hell this guy is. Husband of a co-worker? Old school chum? We say our goodbyes and move on, and suddenly it hits me: I fought this guy in a bar about a year before. I laugh out loud and turn around, and see that the other guy has tumbled to it as well. We laughed like loons over that one -- neither one of us could remember what the hell we were fighting over.

294 If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk. - Tuko

295 Funniest fight I ever saw was between a 50 year old indian guy and some drunk douchebag with 2 friends in Adams Morgan, D.C. So the drunk guy and his buddies all laugh and talk shit to the indian guy working at one of the Jumbo Slice joints, I do not know what set it off, but the 120 pound old indian guy jumps over the counter, beats the shit out of the guy while his friends stand there with their mouths open, then jumps back over the counter and keeps working. Meanwhile the guy sits there bleeding yelling at his friends then they walk away. I laughed while I ate my jumbo slice.

296 Important safety tip for douchebangs:

In many foreign lands, military training and service is required for all men. That counter-clerk may just be a retired colonel in the Indian Rangers or something.

297 Hey Kemp, thanks for the UVA love. Go Hoos!  School starts here tomorrow, all the girls are rushing, there's like a parade of them in short skirts and high heels through campus every night. Life has been worse.

298 Heh.  WSJ is reporting that Cao is a no on HC bill in the House.  He was the lone douchenozzle "R" who voted yes on the damn thing.

299 Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 02:08 PM (4Pleu)

Something similar happened to me once. My parents were in town for the weekend  and while we were out and about we stopped by the grocery store. We're walking through the milk section and i see a guy who looks familiar, but i can't place him. He looks at me like he recognizes me too, and then both of us realize at the same time that we had met each other at a topless bar the weekend before. Luckily he was smart enough to scope out the situation and not say anything, doubt my parents wanted to hear about our exploits at the titty bar.

300

#260, Monty, you didn't go to Ole Miss in the early '90's, did you? We may have met  =)

If I had a dollar for every drunk frat boy who wanted to talk shit and start swinging that I hit when I was either a patron or a bouncer, I could afford to take the rest of the week off. I believed in Rex Applegate's rule- "unarmed combat exists to tide you over until you can arm yourself."

301 funny stuff from Keithy, did he miss the part where the person who last had the seat *cough Teddy Kennedy cough* drunk drove a woman off a bridge and left her to drown? UM HELLO?!

302 Monty, you didn't go to Ole Miss in the early '90's, did you? We may have met =) I may have...much of that period of my life exists only as hazy memories clouded by the pain of hangovers and the aftertaste of beer-vomit. I'm still amazed at the stupid shit I put myself through back then.

303

funny stuff from Keithy, did he miss the part where the person who last had the seat *cough Teddy Kennedy cough* drunk drove a woman off a bridge and left her to drown?

Yes Keith is quite the comedian, and based on  the "kind words" he used in describing Michelle Malkin... I think  Keith is the one who is anti-woman.  

304 What the fuck is a homophobic teabagger?

305 Keefums is the gift that keeps on giving.  Is this asshat bound and determined to live up to every possible moonbat stereotype?  MSNBC should have the good sense to be embarrassed...oh wait....

306

Has anyone else noticed that what Dems consider to be effective political commentary just consists of taking the same handful of accusations/slurs, mixing them around into a word salad, adding the name of the Republican currently being discussed and an ad hom or two just for the personal touch?

To wit:

 

Scott Brown is a homophobic, misogynistic and racist ex-nude model.

Last time around, Sarah Palin was anti-feminist, racist, homophobic, and a former beauty queen.

Rush Limbaugh is an anti-gay, anti-woman, extra-super-racist fat guy with anal cysts.

 

It takes basically zero thought or effort to be a lefty.

307

Ole Keefo just got his political predicting nuts handed to him in a teabag.

El Tougho Shito!

308

*howling!*

God, but I love this site.

Thanks, Ace.

Thanks, Morons.

309 I'm beginning to see why Limbaugh says, "I AM equal time." Olber[notso]man is another leftykook microphoned moonbat.