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October 27, 2010

Kid's Got Some Nerd Chops
— Ace

It's sort of an awww thing because he's kind of, you know, cluelessly goofy.

Thanks to Dave@Garfield Ridge. He also sends this, apparently some sort of trick question for password recovery at the official D&D site.

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 PM | Comments (80)
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1 The future of our voting society will be writing in
LEEEE ROOOY JEEEENKINNNNSSS!!! for president.

Posted by: UGrev at October 27, 2010 08:44 PM (862vz)

2 The dude deserves a mercy bj from a Goth chick for that display.

Posted by: eman at October 27, 2010 08:44 PM (5/qO3)

3 LEEEEEEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I weep for anyone that gets this into this game.

Posted by: EC at October 27, 2010 08:46 PM (f4TZ2)

4 Give that kid a job. Fire the old continuity guy.

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2010 08:46 PM (Ew1k4)

5 Seriously...

Posted by: EC at October 27, 2010 08:47 PM (f4TZ2)

6 Alas, poor America! I knew her, Ace.

Posted by: the peanut gallery at October 27, 2010 08:48 PM (NurK6)

7 What does this have to do with politics? I don't understand how this has anything to do with politics.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 27, 2010 08:50 PM (bAySe)

8 World of Warcraft or, as I call it, Two Years Of My Life I'll Never Get Back.

Posted by: CrustyB at October 27, 2010 08:55 PM (qzgbP)

9 O/T

I'm getting a little tired of Fox news stroking Juan Williams back every chance they get. Its been almost a WEEK. Move on. The self-congratulations over the ordeal has become entirely transparent.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 27, 2010 08:55 PM (bAySe)

10 Get a life, people!

Posted by: Wm. Shatner at October 27, 2010 08:56 PM (4Kl5M)

11 I pity you, Shatner.

Posted by: Mr T, Knight-Elf Mohawk at October 27, 2010 08:59 PM (Ew1k4)

12 even at blizzcon, people are saying, "Man, that dude's a nerd."

Posted by: ace at October 27, 2010 09:00 PM (6lzYs)

13 The moment this dude gets his nut popped a bolt of green lightning will shoot out into the sky and split the Moon in half.

Posted by: eman at October 27, 2010 09:02 PM (5/qO3)

Another Audience Breaks Into Pledge of Allegiance Despite Moderator's Objection

At a Debate in Pennsylvania

Posted by: newser at October 27, 2010 09:05 PM (V45rX)

15 Don't tell him Caprica just got canned.

Posted by: eman at October 27, 2010 09:21 PM (5/qO3)

16 #15, That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Posted by: pfamis at October 27, 2010 09:22 PM (KJQi6)

17 17 Don't tell him Caprica just got canned. That's a piece of mercy

Posted by: CanaDave at October 27, 2010 09:25 PM (XXRI4)

18 Oy no making fun of us nerds.

Oh wait did I just say that out loud. Crap.

Hey guys look at the nerd he is so funny! Hahahaha!

Posted by: John P L at October 27, 2010 09:28 PM (E8LfO)

19 I'm getting no sound here (my fault), but the dramatic slowdown in stage-left dude's gum-chewing at about :54 is brutal.

Is Red Shirt Guy's suicide vid out yet?

Posted by: oblig. at October 27, 2010 09:32 PM (x7Ao8)

20 17 Don't tell him Caprica just got canned.

Oh, man. I liked it--although Season 1.5 has been a mixed bag.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at October 27, 2010 09:33 PM (5+Fvb)

21 23 & 17 The daughter on Caprica is haaaaaaaawt. Search images for Alessandra Torresani.

Posted by: pfamis at October 27, 2010 09:41 PM (KJQi6)

You guys know the band Slayer? Slayer nerd. He has the nerd chops of the guy above, just a different genre.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 27, 2010 09:52 PM (0ZnGu)

23 SyFy is going to try something else.
Galactica: Blood and Chrome

Posted by: sig at October 27, 2010 09:53 PM (T5Fwu)

24 SyFy is going to try something else. Galactica: Blood and Chrome Posted by: sig Yeah, they'll show three episodes, then pause for ten months, then show two more episodes, then cancel the series due to low ratings.

Posted by: eman at October 27, 2010 09:57 PM (5/qO3)

Actually, the way it is with Kudran Wildhammer in the Council of the Three Hammers is more accurate than having Falstad there in his place. After all, Kudran was the Thane of the Wildhammer Clan all through the time he spent on Draenor after closing the Dark Portal at the end of the Second War. So they'll probably end up just putting Falstad in the corner so it can match the description in The Shattering.

Yeah, I'm a Geek.

If you nodded at any time while reading what I wrote, there's a Army of Morons alliance guild on Hellscream server.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 27, 2010 09:59 PM (6Vkv/)

26 Im with you Inspector. Geeks assemble.

Posted by: John P L at October 27, 2010 10:09 PM (E8LfO)

27 I've got two words for him: girl friend.

Posted by: Aaron at October 27, 2010 10:18 PM (XUIJ5)

28 "Alaska election: State Supreme Court says voters may see list of write-in candidates at polling places - AP"

Posted by: curious at October 27, 2010 10:26 PM (p302b)

29 We need to get geeks like this parsing (D) legislation. No shiznit.

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 10:28 PM (Ss0fB)

30 hey 30, as much as I may agree, friends of the opposite sex are not a prerequisite to logical conclusions. Pussy and Cock (or the prusuit thereof) don't override freedom.

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 10:31 PM (Ss0fB)

Oooh, a Moron guild! I'll be there as soon as my husband can build me a new computer. Mine got stolen, I'm assuming it was a junkie smash-and-grab over Canadian Thanksgiving

Although I should probably just focus on getting the house ready to sell instead... the last time the cops were here they suggested they weren't planning to do much about the local property crime situation.

Posted by: Delicious Lead Paint at October 27, 2010 10:34 PM (Mdbhi)

Pussy and Cock (or the prusuit thereof) don't override freedom.

Yeah, but have you ever tried to fuck freedom?

Posted by: rim shot guy at October 27, 2010 10:36 PM (0ZnGu)

33 31, die maple leaf die (If you are in BC).

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 10:36 PM (Ss0fB)

34 I had a kid like this in an English class. He made a point of using the footnotes (Norton Anthology) to correct the prof, and he just wouldn't stop. Every little error caused by failure to excessively use qualifiers upset him. He also loved to see if he could trip-up the profs over minor symbols or themes.

Interesting thing-- aforementioned guy is a liberal pacifist who went into the Army but decided he wasn't a pacifist afterall. After leaving the Army, he decided he despises Obama so much that he now works as a teacher in China (since they'll supposedly the better capitalists).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 27, 2010 10:37 PM (Yq+qN)

35 meh I meant 34...

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 10:39 PM (Ss0fB)

36 About that trick question -- c'mon, "Princess Leia" fits the space...

Personally, I'm saving my nerd energy for TOR.

Posted by: someone at October 27, 2010 10:40 PM (DfAwB)

37 I prefer saving my nerd moments for some obscure Tolkien discussion or perhaps a bizarre moment in history. Ah, trivia...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 27, 2010 10:42 PM (Yq+qN)

38 Curious, do you ever sleep? Just curious!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 27, 2010 10:43 PM (7nu1g)

39 Youtube comments are proverbially the worst on the net, but this one is actually funny:

"Blizzard should implement this kid in WOW - a little fat kid in a red shirt in the room with the Council of three Hammers. He will be in constant conversation, asking where Falstad is. Perhaps you could even get a quest for him entitled, "Where did Falstad go?""

Posted by: someone at October 27, 2010 10:45 PM (DfAwB)

40 Blizzard will always answer, "whatever gets you my 15$ subrscription fee". Real Capitalists love EVE Online, where bank defaults, Corporate double back stabbing and the like are the norm.

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 10:48 PM (Ss0fB)

41 That poor child. Isn't there some pedophile hot-chick teacher out there who'd fuck him?

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 27, 2010 10:51 PM (7nu1g)

42 Instead of cancelling Caprica, how about they just take ever scene featuring Alessandra Torresani and string them together into an hour-long program.

You don't need a story. Just a good solid hour of her prancing around on screen in sexy outfits and maybe jumping up and down on a trampoline a little. Make it pay-per-view, I'll cough up the cash.

Posted by: Lee Reynolds at October 27, 2010 11:00 PM (/gY4D)

43 38 meh I meant 34...

Posted by: flashoverride

Heh, I'm not in BC. The crappy state of my neighborhood enrages me because I'm in Alberta, and as the great Dale Petersen once said of Republicans, "We should be better than that".

On the plus side, the last little punk who tried to break in in the middle of the night wasn't expecting my 6'5", tighty-whitey clad husband to chase him 3 blocks and deliver a an awesome beating. We just can't be home all the time.

I just need to move, I refuse to live like this. White flight indeed.

Posted by: Delicious Lead Paint at October 27, 2010 11:06 PM (Mdbhi)

44 how's about we make every liberal fuckhead in hollywoood start defending that posistion by assigning them to fulfill overly individualistic roles? That seems to be the divide. where they can flesh out some manufactured society, it's horsepoo, but where they have to exist within actual societal boundaries.....

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 11:08 PM (Ss0fB)

45 46, fantastic. And while I may agree witrh your hard-headedness at moving out, fuck white flight as it were and fuck all that. American isn't a a race mate.

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 11:10 PM (Ss0fB)

46 35

Pussy and Cock (or the prusuit thereof) don't override freedom.

Yeah, but have you ever tried to fuck freedom?

Posted by: rim shot guy at October 28, 2010 02:36 AM (0ZnGu)

Obama is trying.

Posted by: Aaron at October 27, 2010 11:12 PM (XUIJ5)

49 - ROFL.

MAO.

That is all.

Posted by: flashoverride at October 27, 2010 11:14 PM (Ss0fB)

48 I had to walk away from EveOnline, esp. with the Blackberry interface.

Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2010 11:35 PM (CPefM)

49 Search images for Alessandra Torresani.

The first thing that popped up was this. Damn...

Posted by: Alex at October 27, 2010 11:39 PM (aAsSp)

50

Actually, the way it is with Kudran Wildhammer in the Council blah blah wauuu waauuu wauuu waaauw waauau ....

\\

The words look like english, but I'll be damned if it makes even teh slightest bit of fucking sense.

Posted by: hobgoblin at October 28, 2010 12:39 AM (FSI8D)

51 Many of you might view this kid as a complete waste of humanity whose continued existence on this planet is contingent on America remaining a democratic society in complete free fall. I see a future Predator drone operator. Don't think for a minute that CIA/Air Force doesn't see it also. {Somewhere in Pakistan}--"Now look you little nerd, that guy down there in the turban IS Falstad Wildhammer and you WILL take him out!"

Posted by: Shoppy at October 28, 2010 01:30 AM (edg8q)

52 As this kids gets older he will eventually have to come out of his parent's "basement" and get a job. He will have to develop a skill-set that involves more than computer games.

If current events continue in the direction they are going now he will likely be a victim of the food riots and may even be the "food" for this generation of Orcs who come boiling out of the urban waste lands after the collapse.

Posted by: Vic at October 28, 2010 01:35 AM (/jbAw)

53 Posted by: Vic at October 28, 2010 05:35 AM (/jbAw) ---------------------------------------- I am with ya on that, Vic.

Posted by: Shoppy at October 28, 2010 01:43 AM (edg8q)

54 Speaking of Orcs who come boiling out of the urban waste lands after the collapse and geeks, here is a topic for teh future:

What weapon proficiencies do you have?

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 28, 2010 01:56 AM (f0UXf)

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Posted by: Herry at October 28, 2010 02:00 AM (qt7LW)

56 What weapon proficiencies do you have?

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 28, 2010 05:56 AM (f0UXf)

A few, a few......

Posted by: Vic at October 28, 2010 02:17 AM (/jbAw)

57 62 What weapon proficiencies do you have?

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 28, 2010 05:56 AM (f0UXf)

A few, a few......

Mine: Short sword, long sword, bastard sword, long bow, composite long bow, dagger, sling, whip, battle axe, hand axe, lucerne hammer, hammer, spear, staff, sap, morning star, garrot, club, atlatl and javelin.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 28, 2010 02:54 AM (f0UXf)

58
I don't want to know what Blizzcon is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 02:55 AM (bqKnu)

59
So the clown president goes on the clown show, last night.

He keeps repeating 'eighteen months.' Change isn't going to happen in 18 months, Obama says.

Besides the fact The People are soundly rejecting Obama's change, Obama has been in office for over 21 months.

18 months ≠ 21 months

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 03:00 AM (bqKnu)

60
Barney Franks's new ad: "Growing up, Barney pumped gas at his father's truck stop."

As Paul Harvey used to say, now we know the rest of the story.

^{*that's a real quote, btw}

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 28, 2010 03:06 AM (bqKnu)

61 Barney Franks's new ad: "Growing up, Barney pumped gas truckers at his father's truck gas stop."

Posted by: Shoppy at October 28, 2010 03:15 AM (JpBHP)

woops.

Barney Franks's new ad: "Growing up, Barney pumped gas truckers at his father's truck gas stop."

FIFY.

Posted by: Shoppy at October 28, 2010 03:17 AM (JpBHP)

63 Okey-dokey ... I'll not be getting back to you on this one ...

Posted by: ya2daup at October 28, 2010 03:57 AM (yRrAd)

64 Unless I miss my guess, the kid in the video is a high-functioning autistic. I have one of these at my own house. If he met you for 2 minutes, he'd ask you your birthday. Then, if he saw you again in three years, he'd remember it, and remind you of it in case you forgot. I think everyone should give him a break.

Posted by: MathMom at October 28, 2010 04:02 AM (rzDzT)

65 One of the best South Park episodes is the one with the fat guy who looks a lot like this boy and Cartman got diarreah and pooped into a bucket his mother was holding. Great satire.

Posted by: tha hakk3rz at October 28, 2010 05:43 AM (4nxhP)

Y'all have to realize, that kid was in front of an audience of over 150,000 people, broadcast to 21 countries live via pay-per-view. I would have sounded almost as freaky with the stress if I was in the same spotlight.

The developers of the game up there realized he actually had a decent lore question, and they're very protective of their customers. I liked (because I was watching this live) how they were so kind to him and treated him seriously. Blizzard (the devs) are about the best of the best when it comes to game developers - they and Valve are outstanding.

The game has got some very compelling storylines all through it. Very polished, very well done. For an example of some of the stories, look up "Darrowshire" on youtube - some quests are so well done people have written quite good songs about them. (also check out "Big Blue Dress", a funny country song complaining 'bout having to wear a robe when you're a badass mage.)

And the best part is that you can have guns and explosives as a character in the game. (check out "The Hunter Song" on youtube by Warcraft Hunters Union) You're not just limited to bows and swords and shit. Very fun.

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