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July 03, 2010

L.A.-area Moron Meetup Scheduled for July 24
— Gabriel Malor

Mark your calendars, Los Angeles-area readers. We had a fine get-together back in February and it's time to catch up again. Unless we squeeze one in come September, this will probably be the last meetup I do in Los Angeles and I want to see all your fucked-up faces before I go.

To that end, there will be a Moron Meetup the evening of Saturday, July 24 in either Hollywood or the Westside. Location TBD at this point.

As per our usual practice, you can get the details via email. Long-time reader h2u has offered to handle that part of the organizing again. You can reach him at "HebrewToYou" at google-mail. (Email addy not spelled out in a probably-vain attempt to cut down on spam. Put the name in quotes with "@gmail.com".)

Hope to see you there.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 04:02 PM | Comments (155)
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1 Gabe, as much as I love you and the other morons, you could not pay me to go to LA.

Lemme know when there is a meet up scheduled someplace less decadent and screwed up, like Las Vegas or Amsterdam.

Until, ya'll have fun.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 03, 2010 04:08 PM (b8VPN)

2 What happens if there's an earthquake?

Posted by: Chuck Heston at July 03, 2010 04:08 PM (+NfQM)

3 As much as you guys need a designated driver, I won't be there.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 03, 2010 04:08 PM (nmnJ/)

4 Woot! I'll finally be around for one of these. Count me in.

Posted by: Minka at July 03, 2010 04:09 PM (7l3NZ)

5 Any morons gonna be at Cape Cod next weekend? If so, I call a meet up at the Woodshed in Brewster. Or Philbricks at Nauset in Orleans. Or The Beachcomber in Wellfleet. Yes, definitely the Beachcomber. Afterwards, we can go surf casting at the National Seashore and smoke a doobie in honor of Andi Sullivan getting arrested there. (Seriously, I'm doing that anyway.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2010 04:12 PM (Um3jj)

Any morons gonna be at Cape Cod next weekend?

I'm gonna be there bro. I'm in!

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 03, 2010 04:13 PM (0pYSi)

7 6 Okay, but I INSIST on driving.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2010 04:14 PM (Um3jj)

8 Can't we do something during the day?

Posted by: Whiny Peaches at July 03, 2010 04:15 PM (fwW9R)

These things never happen where I am. Russ from Winterset had one or two but not since I really got interested in meeting fellow Morons.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 03, 2010 04:15 PM (nmnJ/)

10 I want to see all your fucked-up faces before I go.

Gabe, you're fleeing LA? I've been working and not keeping up with the blog except the ONT, so this is news to me. Where are you off to? Hoping it's a good thing!

Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2010 04:18 PM (fwW9R)

11 Traffic and my parallel parking phobia will probably keep from this meet-up, too; the OC morons ought to meet up at the Fair.

Posted by: MissTammy at July 03, 2010 04:21 PM (G0eZh)

12 Hey, I might actually make this one, except for that whole "Cur needs to drive down into the LA Basin to meet the morons" thing. I've sworn to never enter the LA Basin unless I'm being paid to do so.....but I might make an exception, given the right incentive. Boobie photos are a good start.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2010 04:22 PM (2xG4a)

LA Basin unless I'm being paid to do so.....but I might make an exception, given the right incentive.

I could arrange an audition.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 03, 2010 04:24 PM (0pYSi)

14 I'm willing to go, but I'm going to need to a limo ride from my home. And not some low-class white limo, either.

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 04:24 PM (kFytp)

I'm willing to go, but I'm going to need to a limo ride from my home.

When shall I pick you up?

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 03, 2010 04:27 PM (0pYSi)

16 I'm warning TMZ...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 03, 2010 04:28 PM (KH3DF)

17 Yeah, where are you headed, Gabe?

Posted by: Y-not at July 03, 2010 04:29 PM (O627A)

18
What happens if there's an earthquake?

Posted by: Chuck Heston at July 03, 2010 08:08 PM (+NfQM)

Better yet, what happens if their is a disease that claims all of mankind and I am the last hippie left on earth left to watching Woodstock in a rundown movie theater ?

Or even better, what happens if I have a sudden heart attack while piloting a 747 over the North Atlantic.

Posted by: Chucky Heston at July 03, 2010 04:29 PM (t72+4)

19 When are we going to have a meetup in Alabama?

Posted by: JohnJ at July 03, 2010 04:34 PM (tOePW)

20 It's a trap to deport spanish conservatives!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 03, 2010 04:38 PM (ZXnUe)

21
A few California fruits, nuts, and Ace Moron's walk into a fag bar.........

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 04:42 PM (v1gw3)

22
When are we going to have a meetup in Alabama?

As soon as Alabama join the Union as the 58th state.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 04:43 PM (v1gw3)

23
A few California fruits, nuts, and Ace Moron's walk into a fag bar.........

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 08:42 PM (v1gw3)

.....and I call it....The Aristocrats !

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 04:44 PM (t72+4)

24
When are we going to have a meetup in Alabama?

Posted by: JohnJ at July 03, 2010 08:34 PM (tOePW)

Just as soon as you bring the 2 gallon gas can to light the cross

Posted by: Nathan Bedford Forrest at July 03, 2010 04:46 PM (t72+4)

25 As soon as Alabama join the Union as the 58th state.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 08:43 PM (v1gw3)

Uh, they'll end up being 59, thank you.

Posted by: Puerto Rico at July 03, 2010 04:52 PM (YX6i/)

26 So, is it okay to be posting on AoSHQ while babysitting 2 toddlers? One is asleep. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 04:52 PM (YX6i/)

27
When a flight lands at JFK from San Juan, you can always spot the Rican's with their cardboard box suitcases wrapped with duct tape. That's national pride.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 04:54 PM (v1gw3)

When a flight lands at JFK from San Juan, you can always spot the Rican's with their cardboard box suitcases wrapped with duct tape. That's national pride.

True dat.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at July 03, 2010 04:56 PM (0pYSi)

26 So, is it okay to be posting on AoSHQ while babysitting 2 toddlers?

Just don't let 'em near the computer... trust me on this

Posted by: Raygun's dad at July 03, 2010 04:56 PM (aAzM2)

30 That's "Fine Corinthian Duct Tape" to you, gringo.

Posted by: Justice So-So at July 03, 2010 04:57 PM (Um3jj)

31
So, is it okay to be posting on AoSHQ while babysitting 2 toddlers? One is asleep. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 08:52 PM (YX6i/)

I see no problem with that.

What ? Why are you guys looking at me like that ?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 03, 2010 04:59 PM (t72+4)

How bout a Nor cal, Southern Oregon, Eastern Nevada meet?

I have ugly face, no money, and looking to hook up with fill it in.

San Fran aint exactly nor californicate.

Posted by: summer breeze at July 03, 2010 05:00 PM (/gPDY)

33
How does INS profile Puerto Rican girls in New York? They're the ones with pendejo tats, Che t-shirts, chewing gum, toothpick in mouth, and swagger walk with a good dose of stink eye.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:00 PM (v1gw3)

34 32, Yeah, Bay Area!

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 05:04 PM (kFytp)

35
Junior's strapped in, Mike Helton is counting the prize money, the blow dryers are leaving the track, chicks in the stands are squirmy, and it's almost time to go racing at Daytona.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:04 PM (v1gw3)

33 How does INS profile Puerto Rican girls in New York? They're the ones with pendejo tats, Che t-shirts, chewing gum, toothpick in mouth, and swagger walk with a good dose of stink eye.

They're usually very attractive until the "mustache bomb" goes off. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:05 PM (zgZzy)

35 Junior's strapped in, Mike Helton is counting the prize money, the blow dryers are leaving the track, chicks in the stands are squirmy, and it's almost time to go racing at Daytona.

It was awesome that he won driving the 3 last night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:05 PM (zgZzy)

38 I'll be sending my spies.

Posted by: Charles Comic Bookstore Johnson at July 03, 2010 05:06 PM (sYxEE)

They're usually very attractive until the "mustache bomb" goes off. Just sayin'.

That and the ass bomb after the age of 22 or so.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:07 PM (0pYSi)

That and the ass bomb after the age of 22 or so.

And yet, they still feel the need to wear spandex pants . . . *shudder*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:08 PM (zgZzy)

It was awesome that he won driving the 3 last night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:05 PM (zgZzy)

Best victory for that team......ever!

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:09 PM (v1gw3)

42 And the neck shortens and widens, and the hair turns into an orange hedge.

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 05:11 PM (kFytp)

43
These should really be called "Hobo Hunts".

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:12 PM (ILfby)

It was awesome that he won driving the 3 last night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:05 PM (zgZzy)

Big time. And the old school Wrangler car. Like the new design as well. Hope the Sprint Cup goes with it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:12 PM (0pYSi)

45
Junior in row 7, and that's a good place to start.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:12 PM (v1gw3)

Best victory for that team......ever!

Yup. I was there in July 2001, when Junior won the first race there after Senior died. Not a dry eye in the house.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:13 PM (zgZzy)

47 43 These should really be called "Hobo Hunts".

And there's plenty of those around LA.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:13 PM (c0A3e)

48
Which moron is driving the pace car?

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:14 PM (v1gw3)

49
Nice of you SoCal morons to wait until kbdabear had to leave before you scheduled a get together.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:14 PM (ILfby)

43 These should really be called "Hobo Hunts".

Is there a 3-hobo limit?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:15 PM (zgZzy)

Which moron is driving the pace car?

I got it.

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 03, 2010 05:15 PM (0pYSi)

52
I believe one of the moronettes will start the race. Unsure who is the lucky lady?

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:16 PM (v1gw3)

53 Nice of you SoCal morons to wait until kbdabear had to leave before you scheduled a get together. Posted by: Dang Straights Actually it was. They would've hit him up for money.

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 05:16 PM (kFytp)

54
Make my day, 48 and 24 into the wall.

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:16 PM (v1gw3)

55 It Comes To This: National Guard Will Now Monitor The Coast Guard In The Gulf

Posted by: newser at July 03, 2010 05:17 PM (V45rX)

52 I believe one of the moronettes will start the race. Unsure who is the lucky lady?

Say what you want about NASCAR, but the drivers' wives and girlfriends are always teh hawt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:17 PM (zgZzy)

57 I believe one of the moronettes will start the race. Unsure who is the lucky lady?

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 09:16 PM (v1gw3)

You assume those ladies would be lucky.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:20 PM (t72+4)

55 It Comes To This: National Guard Will Now Monitor The Coast Guard In The Gulf

That's friggin' ridiculous.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:20 PM (zgZzy)

@wyatt

What state do you hail from?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:20 PM (0pYSi)

60 53 Nice of you SoCal morons to wait until kbdabear had to leave before you scheduled a get together.
Posted by: Dang Straights

Actually it was. They would've hit him up for money. Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 09:16 PM

If they did, they're the prey in the hobo hunts

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2010 05:21 PM (sYxEE)

What state do you hail from?

PA (Philly, to be exact.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:21 PM (zgZzy)

62 Hey, did you all see the hawt russian spy is afraid of being deported? Heh.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:21 PM (YX6i/)

Where's Teh Gabe moving to??

Sup, homies?!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:23 PM (4E6uU)

64 If they did, they're the prey in the hobo hunts

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2010 09:21 PM (sYxEE)

We need to do a Southeast Moron meetup. A Georgia/Florida deal maybe. I'll drive from SC to attend.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:24 PM (0pYSi)

65
Green - Green - Green!

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2010 05:24 PM (v1gw3)

Where's Teh Gabe moving to??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 09:23 PM (4E6uU)

DrewM's place.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:24 PM (YX6i/)

PA (Philly, to be exact.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:21 PM (zgZzy

Right on. You and PoP are neighbors then. I was throwin pennies on B. Frank a couple months ago.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:25 PM (0pYSi)

68 62 Hey, did you all see the hawt russian spy is afraid of being deported? Heh.

She doesn't want to face the wrath of Putin for failing?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:25 PM (c0A3e)

69
If they did, they're the prey in the hobo hunts

Awesome. How you keeping up, kb?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:25 PM (ILfby)

70 62 I would imagine that going home to Russia after screwing up and embarrassing Vladimir Putin would be much like going back to the Deathstar after fouling up one of Lord Vader's missions.

Posted by: Justice So-So at July 03, 2010 05:26 PM (Um3jj)

Right on. You and PoP are neighbors then. I was throwin pennies on B. Frank a couple months ago.

Best city in the world. Shame the Democrats are running it into the ground. High taxes, no city services, and shootings out the wazoo. My division handled 8 shootings already this weekend, three of them homicides.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:26 PM (zgZzy)

72 #68 Right on. You and PoP are neighbors then. I was throwin pennies on B. Frank a couple months ago

Hmm...so WE and PoP are relatively close to me. Cool.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:26 PM (c0A3e)

73
We need to do a Southeast Moron meetup.

Hellz yeah. A Gulf Coast kind of thing, maybe we can infiltrate the oil blowout lockdown. Or just hit New Orleans and get hammered.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:26 PM (ILfby)

74 happy birthday to me. too bad i live in LA and not L.A.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at July 03, 2010 05:27 PM (P7h4U)

75 Sock ass bitch.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (Um3jj)

76 70
If they did, they're the prey in the hobo hunts

Awesome. How you keeping up, kb?
Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 09:25 PM

OK, getting some help. Nobody hit my tip jar when I posted these though

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (sYxEE)

77 Okay, both kids are out cold, now. Commence with the dirty talk.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (YX6i/)

78 I would love to be there. It could happen.

Posted by: rawmuse at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (gQWi+)

79 Kratos - I'm in Northeast Philly, far enough away from the libtards in Center City.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (zgZzy)

80
Hey, did you all see the hawt russian spy is afraid of being deported? Heh.

She doesn't want to face the wrath of Putin for failing?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e)

She should be forced to pay a penance for her sins. And by a penance I mean she should let me ram my cock up her ass repeatedly without lube.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:28 PM (t72+4)

DrewM's place.

*shakes head*

_{(NTTAWWT of course)}

Only the parentheses of the country get moron meet-up love.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:29 PM (4E6uU)

She should be forced to pay a penance for her sins. And by a penance I mean she should let me ram my cock up her ass repeatedly without lube.

. . . and then you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 05:29 PM (zgZzy)

83 kb, I particularly love the "gearshift".

(did you post your paypal info and I missed it?)

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:30 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:26 PM (zgZzy)

If you would have told me that a year ago I would have laughed at you. I had never been to Philly before then.

I really loved it though. Was their in November when the World Series hype was going on and then again in March. I had alot of fun. Great history as well. I still hate the Eagles though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:31 PM (0pYSi)

85

I'm half-ass serious about a Tx/La/Fl meetup. There's apparently a ton of us, and I'd love to pay my respects to nam grunt.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:31 PM (ILfby)

86 80 Kratos - I'm in Northeast Philly, far enough away from the libtards in Center City.

I'm around Harrisburg - our wonderful Capitol which is going into bankruptcy because of a damn incinerator. Also doesn't help that about 70% of all city funds go for paying it's workers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:31 PM (c0A3e)

87 Kbdabear- how much longer are you out here in LA??

Posted by: Minka at July 03, 2010 05:31 PM (7l3NZ)

I really loved it though. Was their in November when the World Series hype was going on and then again in March. I had alot of fun. Great history as well. I still hate the Eagles though.

That's okay, so do I. Born and bred here, but I'm a Broncos fan.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (zgZzy)

. . . and then you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 09:29 PM (zgZzy)

Is niiiiice. Morons are bringing the heat tonight.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (ILfby)

90 Hellz yeah. A Gulf Coast kind of thing, maybe we can infiltrate the oil blowout lockdown. Or just hit New Orleans and get hammered.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 09:26 PM (ILfby)

Big time. I'll drive anywhere provided it's a weekend meetup and it's within 10 or so hours of me.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (0pYSi)

91 #81 She should be forced to pay a penance for her sins. And by a penance I mean she should let me ram my cock up her ass repeatedly without lube.

Isn't that kind of ghey?

/Never understood the appeal for that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (c0A3e)

I'm around Harrisburg - our wonderful Capitol which is going into bankruptcy because of a damn incinerator. Also doesn't help that about 70% of all city funds go for paying it's workers.

May I apologize again for sending Fat Eddie Rendell up there?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 05:32 PM (zgZzy)

93
Big time. I'll drive anywhere provided it's a weekend meetup and it's within 10 or so hours of me.

New Orleans? Or Tampa/Orlando for Disney World and Ybor City?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:33 PM (ILfby)

These things never happen where I am. Russ from Winterset had one or two but not since I really got interested in meeting fellow Morons.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 03, 2010 08:15 PM (nmnJ/)

What about the state fair?

Posted by: AmishDude (not Jay) in Ames at July 03, 2010 05:33 PM (G6Faf)

95 I'm around Harrisburg - our wonderful Capitol which is going into bankruptcy because of a damn incinerator. Also doesn't help that about 70% of all city funds go for paying it's workers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 09:31 PM (c0A3e)

Did you guys fall for that new incinerator that was supposed to save the world, heat your homes and get you a job?

Bwahhhahahhahahha

Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 05:33 PM (fwSHf)

That's okay, so do I. Born and bred here, but I'm a Broncos fan.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2010 09:32 PM (zgZzy)

Dat you Wyatt?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:33 PM (0pYSi)

97 Yeah. Damned sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:35 PM (zgZzy)

98
New Orleans? Or Tampa/Orlando for Disney World and Ybor City?

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 09:33 PM (ILfby)

New Orleans by a mile. Tampa second. Ybor is ok. Orlando..third.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:35 PM (0pYSi)

99 Kratos, native Lancastrian here. My brother just moved out of Hummelstown for the mountains.

Posted by: AmishDude (not Jay) in Ames at July 03, 2010 05:35 PM (G6Faf)

100 She should be forced to pay a penance for her sins. And by a penance I mean she should let me ram my cock up her ass repeatedly without lube.

Isn't that kind of ghey?

/Never understood the appeal for that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 03, 2010 09:32 PM (c0A3e)

We're talkin' about a moron who would even bother to man a tuna boat much less an ass boat.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:36 PM (t72+4)

101 Yeah. Damned sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:35 PM (zgZzy)

Are you from Denver. My current home (native) and lifelong Broncos fan here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:36 PM (0pYSi)

102
New Orleans by a mile. Tampa second. Ybor is ok. Orlando..third.

I figure with Wee Wee bumbling the oil cleanup so badly, there are bound to be some awesome specials in Clearwater this summer, was my thinking.
_{and if we go to disneyworld rum might show up with her chest mole}

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:37 PM (ILfby)

103

Are you from Denver. My current home (native) and lifelong Broncos fan here.

No, born and raised in Philly. Still live here. Parents are militant Eagles fans and I was a Cowboys fan as a kid. In '78, the Cowboys were playing the Broncos in the Super Bowl - Go Craig Morton! - and my mother ordered me to cheer for the Broncos instead of the team she hated.

I cheered on the Broncos to a loss, and have been a fan ever since. Of course, I let my kids cheer for whomever they want now - and my oldest is a Cowboy fan. Ugh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:38 PM (zgZzy)

104 I hate Ohio

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:39 PM (4E6uU)

105

I figure with Wee Wee bumbling the oil cleanup so badly, there are bound to be some awesome specials in Clearwater this summer, was my thinking.

Can we hold hands with Carrot Crist on the beach? Clearwater is pretty cool. Kbdabear could hit it up too, from where he is at.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:40 PM (0pYSi)

106 OK, so what's the deal with that completely abandoned terminal at the H'burg airport?

Posted by: AmishDude (not Jay) in Ames at July 03, 2010 05:40 PM (G6Faf)

107 Will people actually be, you know, visible this time? I've been to two supposed moron meetups and met a grand total of one person who was also looking for the group - and we only found each other because a fellow moron in Texas coordinated it via text messages. Based on that experience, not exactly inclined to try again.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (8MuSQ)

108 "Best city in the world." I wouldn't go that far. I live right outside of Philly. It's that town where women grocery shop in their pajamas & mullet-haired men wearing Zubaz cut you off in traffic. Get me out of here!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (wd0Iq)

109 _{and if we go to disneyworld rum might show up with her chest mole}

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 09:37 PM (ILfby)

Rum and PGiS are probably out by the pool now in their wicked weasel bikinis.

Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (fwSHf)

110
I hate Ohio

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 09:39 PM (4E6uU)

Oh come on, it can't be that bad.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:41 PM (t72+4)

111 Man, the comments here making me forget why I do meetups...

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 03, 2010 05:42 PM (1TvCg)

112
Rum and PGiS are probably out by the pool now in their wicked weasel bikinis.

That's a fair amount of chestmeat. The U.S. Navy seamen don't stand a chance.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:42 PM (ILfby)

113

I cheered on the Broncos to a loss, and have been a fan ever since. Of course, I let my kids cheer for whomever they want now - and my oldest is a Cowboy fan. Ugh.

Yeah I was still sucking from the teet in the Morton days. Got crushed 3 times in the eighties with Elway. Made the 2 super bowl wins in the 90s even sweeter. Last time I got misty over sports.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (0pYSi)

114

I wouldn't go that far. I live right outside of Philly. It's that town where women grocery shop in their pajamas & mullet-haired men wearing Zubaz cut you off in traffic. Get me out of here!

And that's the highbrow section! (And no, I don't have a mullet or own Zubaz.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (zgZzy)

115

Oh come on, it can't be that bad.

No it is. Cincinnati is nice (minus the fact we're turning into Detroit). The rest of the state though >>> shithole.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (4E6uU)

116

I hate Ohio

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michigan at July 03, 2010 05:43 PM (G6Faf)

117
Man, the comments here making me forget why I do meetups...

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 03, 2010 09:42 PM (1TvCg)

Which ones Gabe ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (t72+4)

118

Yeah I was still sucking from the teet in the Morton days. Got crushed 3 times in the eighties with Elway. Made the 2 super bowl wins in the 90s even sweeter. Last time I got misty over sports.

I have a shrine to Elway in my man cave. The missus comes down occasionally, looks at the autographed plague, and says, "Ugh!" That's when I throw the shoe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (zgZzy)

119 Man, the comments here making me forget why I do meetups...

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 03, 2010 09:42 PM (1TvCg)

where are you moving gabe?

Posted by: robtr at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (fwSHf)

120 The rest of the state though >>> shithole.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 09:43 PM (4E6uU)

Sounds like it's right up Blazer's cock's alley.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:44 PM (YX6i/)

121

No it is. Cincinnati is nice (minus the fact we're turning into Detroit). The rest of the state though >>> shithole.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michigan at July 03, 2010 05:45 PM (G6Faf)

122
That's when I throw the shoe.

After she leaves the room though, right? Kind of like telling her off while walking away and muttering under your breath. On the way to do what she told you to.

Posted by: Dang Straights at July 03, 2010 05:46 PM (ILfby)

123

On the way to do what she told you to.

It's like my mind is that tree, and you're those little cookie elves!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (zgZzy)

124 have a shrine to Elway in my man cave. The missus comes down occasionally, looks at the autographed plague, and says, "Ugh!" That's when I throw the shoe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 09:44 PM (zgZzy)

The Denver Puke...err Post had a good story on Elway a couple weeks ago. He just turned 50. Woody Paige (an excellent sports writer and the only reason I read the Puke) wrote it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (0pYSi)

125

I have a shrine to Elway in my man cave.

Anything like the statue in South Park?

Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (G6Faf)

126 The rest of the state though >>> shithole.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 03, 2010 09:43 PM (4E6uU)

Sounds like it's right up Blazer's cock's alley.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 09:44 PM (YX6i/)

I was just getting ready to say, lacey should move right into the squeekhole of the South.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:47 PM (t72+4)

127

AmishDude - I love when they're in church and lead the hymn: "Let's Go. Broncos . . ."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:48 PM (zgZzy)

128

@113: "The U.S. Navy seamen don't stand a chance."

Why would sailors care about women? The Navy - 150 sailors go out, 75 couples come back.

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 03, 2010 05:49 PM (8MuSQ)

129 Isn't John Elway a first cousin of Sarah Jessica Parker? Yeah, from the same stable, I'm sure.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 05:49 PM (YX6i/)

130 Editor - Okay, I can't defend the horse face, but he's one of the greatest QB's of all time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:50 PM (zgZzy)

131 Isn't John Elway a first cousin of Sarah Jessica Parker? Yeah, from the same stable, I'm sure.

Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 09:49 PM (YX6i/)

You sir are banned! Apologize and substitute Jon Carry and your sins will be forgiven.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 03, 2010 05:51 PM (0pYSi)

132

AmishDude - I love when they're in church and lead the hymn: "Let's Go. Broncos . . ."

I went to a church in KC before and there were several families there in full Chiefs gear.

To be fair, they were headed for the stadium. But still...

Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 05:51 PM (G6Faf)

133

@132: "but he's one of the greatest QB's of all time"

Some crushing losses aside, of course.

A buddy of mine just bought a Toyota from one of his dealerships. Given that the guy is originally from Ft. Collins, he's pretty thrilled about it.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 03, 2010 05:52 PM (8MuSQ)

134 AmishDude - Yeah, we get Eagles jerseys in my church. Just off-putting. Especially when the game doesn't start until 4pm and you're at 9:30 mass.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 03, 2010 05:52 PM (zgZzy)

135 Fa Cube Itches - I took a lot of grief in college after some of those games. The wins over the Packers and Falcons made up for it.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 03, 2010 05:53 PM (zgZzy)

136 Damned sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2010 05:53 PM (zgZzy)

137

Vick's an Eagle watch yer Beagle.

Posted by: Blazer at July 03, 2010 05:54 PM (t72+4)

138

@137: "I took a lot of grief in college after some of those games"

Um, no way that you're Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 03, 2010 05:54 PM (8MuSQ)

139 Vick should be a Raider or a Bengal. Although, at present, he is a few felonies shy of the minimum for either team.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 03, 2010 05:56 PM (8MuSQ)

140 136 AmishDude - Yeah, we get Eagles jerseys in my church. Just off-putting. Especially when the game doesn't start until 4pm and you're at 9:30 mass.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 03, 2010 09:52 PM (zgZzy)

That's hot.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2010 05:56 PM (G6Faf)

141 84 kb, I particularly love the "gearshift".

(did you post your paypal info and I missed it?)
Posted by: Editor at July 03, 2010 09:30 PM

No, just a joke. If I did, Comic Book Guy would probably call a buddy there and blast my personal info all over the interwebs. I'm too poor to be Public Enemy # 1

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2010 05:59 PM (sYxEE)

142 88 Kbdabear- how much longer are you out here in LA??
Posted by: Minka at July 03, 2010 09:31 PM

12 more days

Posted by: kbdabear at July 03, 2010 06:01 PM (sYxEE)

143 #144. Don't think of it as leaving home ... think of it as Boycotting the boycotters on behalf of 1070!!!!

or, something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane at July 03, 2010 06:06 PM (+NfQM)

144 53 Nice of you SoCal morons to wait until kbdabear had to leave before you scheduled a get together.
Posted by: Dang Straights

Actually it was. They would've hit him up for money. Posted by: eman at July 03, 2010 09:16 PM

I was planning on asking him to sell me one of his kidneys.

Posted by: Y-not has a fitty in her pocket and wants an organ now at July 03, 2010 06:10 PM (O627A)

145 A fitty eh? Kidney's aren't necessary for drinking, right?

Posted by: Minka would sell an organ for the right pair of shoes at July 03, 2010 06:22 PM (7l3NZ)

146

Kidney's aren't necessary for drinking, right?

Not at all. Beelee dat!

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 03, 2010 06:48 PM (0pYSi)

147 Is it a sausage fest yet?

Posted by: Eric Massa at July 03, 2010 06:51 PM (0pYSi)

148 "Will people actually be, you know, visible this time? " The last LA meeting had a good turnout. And I made a fair piece of cash not posting the video...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 03, 2010 10:26 PM (TPiDd)

149 So, like where in LA?

Posted by: Say What? at July 04, 2010 02:05 PM (Ie0Es)

150 Fine, dicks. LA has a meetup and it gets a whole new post. Meanwhile I'm busting my balls trying to get one going here this fall (that would be east coast, specifically in the states of VA, NC and SC, if you are interested email me at lpcard (at) hotmail dot com) and you got nothing.

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 07, 2010 05:59 PM (QY8Ui)

151 I hate the LA Basin, can't we meet in the Mojave Desert? No big buildings to fall on us in an earthquake.

Posted by: Frosty Wench at July 19, 2010 08:10 AM (vwh8M)

152 Wish I could go, but will be away from my LA-area home that one weekend in San Diego.

Posted by: Pogo at July 19, 2010 08:19 AM (RaX26)

153 How many will still be around at 11 PM? (I got spots at Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa... I think the second show is at 9:30... not sure when I go on, but I'm thinking of humping up to Santa Monica afterward.)

Posted by: Brian McKim at July 19, 2010 01:48 PM (5exxu)

154 I'll be there. The little one won't have the flu this time.

The drunk traps are awful in that part of town and the area is a little precious, but a chance to meet Morons is too good to pass up.

Posted by: sifty at July 19, 2010 02:38 PM (Kvmve)

155 A meet up out in Lake Havasu City with a party barge, a BBQ, and some cold beverages would be nice sometime.

That way we could support Arizona and have a blast at the same time.

Posted by: sifty at July 19, 2010 02:41 PM (Kvmve)

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