August 02, 2010

Lady Gaga Protests Arizona Law By Freaking People The Hell Out
— Ace

She's here to tell you three things:

1. She's like totally against "prejudice and injustice," and, also, "bullshit."

2. But she's not boycotting Arizona because she's too "brave" for that.

3. She has returned from the grave to eat your soul.

She does note the absurdity of thinking "us dumb fucking pop stars" could "collapse" the Arizona economy.

Wow, I thought Marilyn Manson was freaky as a dude. It turns out it's worse as a chick. (Allegedly.)

Sodomize Intolerance: Dan-o is reminded of Infant Sorrow's heartfelt, meaningless protest song, "We Gotta Do Something."

Posted by: Ace at 10:32 AM | Comments (194)
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1 Shut Up and thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (O9Cc8)

2

i'm not exactly brad pitt, but i am the only person who doesn't find her even slightly attractive. At my highschool she would have been near the bottom of the barrell. I think that is why she needs the costumes, masks and makeup, to cover up the fact she isn't beautiful enough to make such crappy music, as most crappy musicians of the year are.

 

what did paglia call her? a contrived creation?

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (wuv1c)

3 1. Denounce bullshit.

2. Lip-sync.

3. Profit.

Posted by: oblig. at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (x7Ao8)

4 but first it will blow me

Posted by: Det. Riggs at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (2cfUo)

5 I'm going out on a limb and will suggest that substances were involved.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (YBXMV)

6

>> 1. She's like totally against "prejudice and injustice," and, also, "bullshit."

Heh, reminds me of the excellent pop-star-activist-song parody from Forgetting Sarah Marshall: We Gotta Do Something. 

Posted by: dan-O at August 02, 2010 10:36 AM (bRLuD)

7

Actually I too would like to come out against Bull Shit. I think that is something we are all against.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:37 AM (wuv1c)

8 1. She's like totally against "prejudice and injustice," and, also, "bullshit."

2. But she's not boycotting Arizona because she's too "brave" for that.

Well, I've decided I'm totally against moonbat libertard celebs mouthing off about topics they obviously know nothing about.

Also, I'm too "brave" to actually do anything about that, so I won't even bother to google this one to find out who in hades she is supposed to be, I'll just move along with my life.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at August 02, 2010 10:37 AM (e8T35)

9

What a coincidence.  I'm totally against injustice and prejudice, and bullshit, too.  Probably why I'm a complete supporter of the Arizona law.

I'm also totally against Lady Gaga.

I feel sorry for that bitch's tampons.

Posted by: That's disgusting at August 02, 2010 10:38 AM (Zj8fM)

10 I miss the days when celebrities came out against against such harmful diseases such a TBA.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:38 AM (wuv1c)

11 No brain in that hollow space is there ...

Posted by: bill-tb at August 02, 2010 10:38 AM (y+QfZ)

12 So which part of her is making this argument-- the peen or poon?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 10:38 AM (pLTLS)

13 she was on larry king a month or so ago, i couldn't help but feel she wasn't a very bright person.  Dumb people tend to try very hard to appear intellegent. So they say things that are politically cutting edge to put up a facade of being intellectually enlightened

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:39 AM (wuv1c)

14 Well, the whole "ripping out the soul" thing is understandable, since she lost hers and needs one as a replacement. As for the rest...her fans are too high to pay attention so it's all for Hollywood cred. Shut up and sing.

Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2010 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

15 Wow this bitch is an attention whore.

Posted by: girl you knew in high school that dressed all in black, cut herself, and had 50 suicide attempts at August 02, 2010 10:41 AM (I91SF)

16
Would never.  In a million years.  Pay money to see this fake-voiced freak.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:41 AM (0fzsA)

17 What a looney tunes b*itch...

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at August 02, 2010 10:41 AM (f9c2L)

18 It puts the lotion in the basket...

Posted by: CanaDave at August 02, 2010 10:42 AM (2ZydV)

19 Well, the whole "ripping out the soul" thing is understandable, since she lost hers and needs one as a replacement.

Hey now, it's not like she's a ginger.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 02, 2010 10:42 AM (YBXMV)

20 I'd still hit it (with a club).

Posted by: Dr. Spank at August 02, 2010 10:43 AM (xO+6C)

21
That cheering crowd makes me fear for the future of humanity.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:44 AM (0fzsA)

22 i'm not exactly brad pitt, but i am the only person who doesn't find her even slightly attractive

You aren't the only one.  I saw some pictures of her from some early days where she was on some mtv reality show... and she barely crosses the threshold of "cute".  If that. 

It just goes to show how many people will believe what they are told by the media machine.

Posted by: dan-O at August 02, 2010 10:44 AM (bRLuD)

23

I'm going out on a limb and will suggest that substances were involved.

Nope, that's her. Like her faux Madonna Brittish accent?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 10:44 AM (pLTLS)

24 "she was on larry king a month or so ago ..."

If she'd just said "no", ..... well, all this would still be happening to her.

Posted by: Slab Manley at August 02, 2010 10:44 AM (BqSr3)

25 I don't know what this bitch has in her mouth more, cock or exctasy pills.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 02, 2010 10:45 AM (I91SF)

26
Filter your voice through a machine.
Wear hideous plastic and undies.
Make millions. 


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:45 AM (0fzsA)

27 Lady GaGa has stoopid she hasn't even used yet. Go put a trash can on your head and stick some '55 Cadillac bumper bullets in you bra you silly, silly, ass. You think anybody gives a rat's ass what you think? Shit, if you had a thought you would call your therapist. What do you know? I'll save you some time, you don't know a goddam thing. Your skull is a vacuum. You couldn't find your ample ass with both hands. Can you do anyfukkinthing? You can put on stupid costumes, sing a little and show off your ass. Here is some news, that don't qualify you to be a world leader. So shut up and get on with your next celebrity, oh so public lesbian publicity stunt, and leave politics to those who don't wear a drool cup. And, oh yeah, you are qualified to blow me.

Posted by: maddogg at August 02, 2010 10:45 AM (OlN4e)

28 1. She's like totally against "prejudice and injustice," and, also, "bullshit."

She left out the loose translation is she's, like, totally for ILLEGAL activity.  Dumb, ugly bitch.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 02, 2010 10:47 AM (Zq7bR)

29 Wait... what's that sound?...

(silence)

It's the sound of me not giving a shit about what Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta thinks.

Posted by: The Highland Pipes at August 02, 2010 10:47 AM (ArIj2)

30

Hey Ga...seriously...listen to what I am about to say to you.

"We" may not be able to destroy AZ's economy.  But denziens of pissed-off masses who don't like what you have to say can suddenly destroy YOUR'S.

Trust me.

Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at August 02, 2010 10:48 AM (kC3nL)

31

I gotta agree with previous commentor.   How did we ever get to a point where people pay this much attention to an ugly whore who can't even sing?

I don't get it, I really don't.  

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2010 10:48 AM (T1boi)

32

Look at what the Obama administation's incendiary language resulted in:

 

Mexican cartel puts 1 million dollar bounty of Sheriff Joe's head.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:48 AM (wuv1c)

33
Rapidly approaching that 15th minute.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 02, 2010 10:49 AM (fx8sm)

34 Matt Da....holy fuck what is that bitch wearing?

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 02, 2010 10:49 AM (I91SF)

35

It's the sound of me not giving a shit about what Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta thinks.

isn't madonna italian too.

I've been saying it before and i will say it again. I can't believe we let italians into this country.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 10:50 AM (wuv1c)

36 what did paglia call her? a contrived creation?

ALL the pop tarts of today's music world are no-talent hack contrived creations.

Hell at least two members of the Monkeys could sing and write music when they were "contrived".

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2010 10:50 AM (/jbAw)

37 But first you will take off that Halloween costume, then you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 02, 2010 10:51 AM (I91SF)

38 I'm imagining the cooties and diseases and crap this skank is carrying around. 

Don't shut up and sing.  Just shut the hell up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2010 10:51 AM (UOM48)

39

I came to the conclusion a while back that she's a straight woman who wishes she were a gay man. Given her costumes and stagecraft, it's the only explanation that makes sense.

Plus there's her "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" approach to public sexuality. It's only shocking if you acknowledge that there's a line being crossed; ignore the line and it plummets to "meh, she's at it again" territory.

Posted by: Joanna at August 02, 2010 10:51 AM (HaYO4)

40 26 Filter your voice through a machine. This is usually a dead giveaway for talentlessness. The more you have to hide behind gadgets, the talent you probably have.

Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2010 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

41 It's all a shtick.

Not that she does or doesn't believe it all personally, I don't think that matters to her.

It's all about the money. 

It's all about what will sell.

In the demographic she's pitching to, apparently she thinks this will.

Posted by: mrkwong at August 02, 2010 10:52 AM (o+SC1)

42 I think Ace has a thing for Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at August 02, 2010 10:52 AM (xO+6C)

43

Although FWIW, she does write her own songs. So there's that.

But only that.

Posted by: Joanna at August 02, 2010 10:52 AM (HaYO4)

44 Send her on tour to Afghanistan....to "entertain" the Tolleebon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2010 10:53 AM (UOM48)

45

I don't blame her for being a capitalist. She's simply following the time-honored tradition (and recipe) used to create a female pop star.

1. Be weird, slutty, and mysterious.
2. Release sexualized album and videos, schedule tour where you do slutty things.
3. Say some ridiculous, provacative things to get media attention.
4. When the idiots that support you get bored with you change your persona, repeat steps 1-3.

There's also a formula for young boy bands every few years to get the 10 year olds' parents' money.

Or do you people actually believe she gives a damn about illegals?

Posted by: gator at August 02, 2010 10:53 AM (aOKEC)

46 the LESS talent

Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2010 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

47

"she was on larry king a month or so ago, i couldn't help but feel she wasn't a very bright person.  Dumb people tend to try very hard to appear intellegent. So they say things that are politically cutting edge to put up a facade of being intellectually enlightened"

Exhibit B:  Chris Hitchens vs. Mos Def

I still need a cigarette after watching that.

Posted by: reason at August 02, 2010 10:53 AM (kC3nL)

48
Try to walk into one of this bitch's shows without a ticket and you'll see how she really feels about "borders".

Posted by: Atomic Roach at August 02, 2010 10:54 AM (rMMMP)

49 I heard she had a sex change... twice.

Posted by: wHodat at August 02, 2010 10:54 AM (+sBB4)

50 Hide your kids, Hide your wife.

Posted by: Antoine at August 02, 2010 10:54 AM (ph9vn)

51 At least she doesn't have fake tits.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 02, 2010 10:54 AM (I91SF)

52 I'd still hit that like Marion Barry with a virgin crackpipe.

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2010 10:55 AM (GwPRU)

53 49 I heard she had a sex change... twice. Posted by: wHodat at August 02, 2010 02:54 PM (+sBB4) But it's still an open question where she ended up.

Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2010 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

54

Our Own Government Has Become Our Enemy says Pinal County, AZ. Sherriff

http://bit.ly/d7JYSe

Posted by: The NSA at August 02, 2010 10:55 AM (oIp16)

55 31

How did we ever get to a point where people pay this much attention to an ugly whore who can't even sing?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2010 02:48 PM (T1boi)

Tell me about it!

 

Posted by: Madonna at August 02, 2010 10:55 AM (o7kZZ)

56
You gotta laugh at this twit's intolerance of injustice.

Remember when injustice included such things as illegal activity?

Posted by: your fickle friend, the summer wind at August 02, 2010 10:55 AM (uFokq)

57

 I think Ace has a thing for Lady Gaga.

I thought it was Katy Perry. She's another fine gem of an entertainer.

KP inner monologue: I have no discernable talent. How can I strike it big? *snaps fingers* I know, I'll sing about being all cute and kissing a girl at a bar. Hope my boyfriend doesn't mind. *giggle giggle*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 10:56 AM (pLTLS)

58
Lady Gag makes me appreciate Madonna more.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 10:56 AM (0fzsA)

59 I'd still hit that like Marion Barry with a virgin crackpipe. Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2010 02:55 PM (GwPRU) Today's NY POST has a picture of her posing naked ,mostly naked at least. You might start there

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 02, 2010 10:56 AM (0GFWk)

60 But it's still an open question where she ended up.

Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2010 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

Not really, the idiot has got enough twat shots on various celebrity web sites to verify she is really most sincerely female.

Posted by: maddogg at August 02, 2010 10:57 AM (OlN4e)

61 /

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 02, 2010 10:57 AM (oIp16)

62 I, too, am against bullshit.  Totally. 

No, wait, I'm in favor of it.  All bullshit, all the time.  That's my motto. 

Posted by: Phinn at August 02, 2010 10:57 AM (emFX5)

63

I just think she stinks on ice...

David Bowie did the whole "WTF sex am I" so much better AND he had talent.  Plus, look at who the guy ended up married to...

Under the word "Derivative" just put her pic.  She is no Marlene Deitrich.  Crud, she ain't even friggin' Madonna.

 

Posted by: newguy40 at August 02, 2010 10:57 AM (kduZC)

64 There have been a lot of rumors out there that she is really a guy.

Well she put that rumor to bed a few months ago with a costume that displayed a rather obvious "camel-toe".

Doing that at a public performance that is not part of a North Beach show is the ultimate smuttiness.

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2010 10:57 AM (/jbAw)

65 3. She has returned from the grave to eat your soul.

I thought wherestherum had all the souls.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 10:58 AM (mQ8O/)

66 Her attack on bullshit was uncalled for.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at August 02, 2010 10:58 AM (xO+6C)

67 LOL she's against Bullshit!

But she probably has no idea what aspects of the law she has any problem with... and the things she would claims he has a problem with are not actually in the law (such as intolerance of hispanics).


Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Roman Polanski at August 02, 2010 10:58 AM (dUOK+)

68

"Rapidly approaching that 15th minute."

I bought some Extenze online for that.  Its wicked awesome!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at August 02, 2010 10:59 AM (kC3nL)

69

isn't madonna italian too.

I've been saying it before and i will say it again. I can't believe we let italians into this country.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 02:50 PM (wuv1c)


Um...I don't think that's the problem. The problem is you pay attention to what a woman says. Why do you do that? We don't.

Posted by: Typical Italian at August 02, 2010 10:59 AM (Q1lie)

70 To paraphrase the guy at idontlikeyouthatway, I wouldn't get up in that vagina even if the Jigsaw Killer told me that's where the key to unlock the bear trap bolted to my head was.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 02, 2010 10:59 AM (FePvp)

71 Example (SFW - barely)

http://tinyurl.com/lo783e

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2010 11:00 AM (/jbAw)

72 Not sure what's funnier--her incoherent diatribe or the fact that Vic has put us some f'ng knowledge on her 'toe'!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 11:00 AM (pLTLS)

73 At least they booed when it mentioned the AZ boycott. But my word, that thing & it's cut followers scare me.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:01 AM (HQSQk)

74 Posted by: Mallamutt at August 02, 2010 02:59 PM (OWjjx)

You should have told them that the State Department is urging people to stay out of Mexico because it has become too dangerous for Americans there.

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2010 11:01 AM (/jbAw)

75 76 its cult followers, sorry

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:01 AM (HQSQk)

76 I thought that GaGa was a joke name but it turns out that she just tacked an A onto the end of most peoples reaction to her ...  and voila ...  GaGa ...

Posted by: Jeff at August 02, 2010 11:02 AM (A3tpD)

77 What's more pathetic is the brain dead shits who paid money to go to that "concert" and  cheered what she said. Of course she could have announced she was having them all shot and they would have mindlessly cheered that too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2010 11:02 AM (1Jaio)

78 its cult followers, sorry

You were probably right the first time.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2010 11:02 AM (mQ8O/)

79 This isn't about immigration, or injustice or any of that.

This is about hating an androgynous freak on the stage.

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at August 02, 2010 11:02 AM (O9Cc8)

80 Well she put that rumor to bed a few months ago with a costume that displayed a rather obvious "camel-toe".

Doing that at a public performance that is not part of a North Beach show is the ultimate smuttiness.

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2010 02:57 PM (/jbAw)


Penis Tuck

Posted by: Typical Gay Italian at August 02, 2010 11:03 AM (Q1lie)

81 She doesn't write her speeches

Posted by: J-List at August 02, 2010 11:03 AM (+sBB4)

82 I encourage all liberals to go to Mexico. And be sure to get drunk and abusive, wav your wallet around and slobber "I'm a Amerakin, I'll buy this fukkin' place" as often as they can.

Posted by: maddogg at August 02, 2010 11:03 AM (OlN4e)

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Posted by: Bill O'RLY at August 02, 2010 11:04 AM (w9BEi)

84 Oh right like you wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Blaster at August 02, 2010 11:04 AM (C/g2D)

85

At least when Shakira rants about how evil the AZ law is, you can still glean some entertainment value from the TV on mute.

Posted by: reason at August 02, 2010 11:05 AM (kC3nL)

86 If a Mexican waves their flag here, does that make them "An Ugly Mexican"?

Posted by: wHodat at August 02, 2010 11:06 AM (+sBB4)

87

Which is why I own no Lady GaGa CDs.

Umm, okay. But who here actually does??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 11:08 AM (pLTLS)

88 80 What's more pathetic is the brain dead shits who paid money to go to that "concert" and  cheered what she said. Of course she could have announced she was having them all shot and they would have mindlessly cheered that too.   allowing them to vote?

Posted by: strategiccorporalUSMC at August 02, 2010 11:09 AM (R2fpr)

89 *shakes her head in abject shame and dismay*

Posted by: Gwen Stefani at August 02, 2010 11:09 AM (kC3nL)

90 Too bad noone replaced that fake blood with me when she was on the MTV Music Awards.

Posted by: a bulls steaming pile of shit at August 02, 2010 11:10 AM (I91SF)

91 26
Filter your voice through a machine.


This way people won't be looking around, wondering why they hear Bea Arthur ...

Posted by: Slab Manley at August 02, 2010 11:10 AM (BqSr3)

92 What's a CD?

Posted by: iPod at August 02, 2010 11:10 AM (+sBB4)

93

Weren't we promised that the next step after Marilyn Manson would be poop eating,  public sodomy & mass suicides?  Actually, aren't we about 40 years overdue?  Either start eating shit, or go back to Sesame Street where you belong!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 02, 2010 11:10 AM (HaYO4)

94 I'm waiting for her sex video to get released. I understand it features several midgets and a Shetland pony....

Posted by: maddogg at August 02, 2010 11:11 AM (OlN4e)

95

 Example (SFW - barely)

http://tinyurl.com/lo783e

 

I'd rate her about 6 "fosters" on the beer-goggle scale.

 

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2010 11:11 AM (7DB+a)

96 Scratch that.  Modonna stupidly, mindlessly compared John McCain to Hitler.
But musically, I think Madonna might possibly be less fake.



Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 11:11 AM (0fzsA)

97
Is Lady GagGag still sporting that little dick?

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 11:12 AM (v1gw3)

98 All of the people in attendance who paid to see that spectacle need to be voted off the island.

Posted by: John Galt at August 02, 2010 11:13 AM (F/4zf)

99

I like reading about GaGA as long as I get to see more of this.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 11:13 AM (pLTLS)

100

"Umm, okay. But who here actually does??"

If the Napster of 1998 was still around, I would:

1)  Download her entire collection of works.
2)  Delete them.
3)  Repeat.

Metallica told me that this pisses musicians off.

Posted by: reason at August 02, 2010 11:13 AM (kC3nL)

101 Shut up and autotune already.

Posted by: toby928 at August 02, 2010 11:13 AM (8/oOq)

102

"a Shetland pony...."

*laughs nervously*

*excuses himself abruptly*

*tires screeching in parking lot*

Posted by: John Edwards at August 02, 2010 11:14 AM (kC3nL)

103

Dear Friends,

I'm writing you today with excellent news! 

In a decision released this morning, Virginia survived the federal government's motion to dismiss.  This is the first of many hurdles we will be facing - but this is a huge victory nonetheless.

As you all know - how this case turns out will have huge ramifications for the cause of liberty and even Federalism itself.  While we are still reviewing the 32 page ruling, I would still like to point your attention to one of the concluding paragraphs in the judge's ruling:

While this case raises a host of complex constitutional issues, all seem to distill to the single question of whether or not Congress has the power to regulate- and tax- a citizen's decision not to participate in interstate commerce. Neither the U.S. Supreme Court nor any circuit of appeals has squarely addressed this issue.  No reported case from any federal appellate court has extended the Commerce Clause or Tax Clause to include the regulation of a person's decision not to purchase a product, notwithstanding its effect on interstate commerce.  Given the presence of some authority arguably supporting the theory underlying each side's position, this court cannot conclude at this stage that the complaint fails to state a cause of action.

The secretary's motion to dismiss will therefore be denied.  Resolution of the controlling issues in this case must await a hearing on the merits.

For those of you who are interested, you can read the entire ruling by clicking http://tinyurl.com/2c45hfj

We'll be releasing a more thorough analysis on the ruling in the coming days - but as an early supporter of our efforts, I wanted to keep you apprised of the situation. 

For Liberty,

Ken Cuccinelli

Attorney General of Virginia

 

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 11:15 AM (mxRG5)

104 Sorry, I had trouble posting that. This guy is awesome.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 11:16 AM (mxRG5)

105
I have channeled Lady Gaga and believe her to be Lizzie Borden in drag.

Posted by: Miss Cleo, Jamacian Psychic at August 02, 2010 11:16 AM (v1gw3)

106 Dan-o is reminded of Infant Sorrow's heartfelt, meaningless protest song, "We Gotta Do Something."

Reminds me of what I like to call "the world's laziest protest song," Waiting on the World to Change, by John Mayer. Consider these lyrics:

Now we see everything that's going wrong
With the world and those who lead it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it

So we keep waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change

It's hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
So we keep waiting
Waiting on the world to change

Now if we had the power
To bring our neighbors home from war
They would have never missed a Christmas
No more ribbons on their door
And when you trust your television
What you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information, oh
They can bend it all they want

That's why we're waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change

It's not that we don't care,
We just know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change

And we're still waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting waiting on the world to change
One day our generation
Is gonna rule the population
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change

The world has problems but you shouldn't bother, you know, doing anything. The odds are against you, so just wait for things to be different. Nice job guys.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 02, 2010 11:17 AM (8pNbT)

107 So what sex is it now?

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 11:17 AM (mxRG5)

108

'Onion' headline that had me chucking for an entire day --

"Lady Gaga Kidnaps Comissioner Gordon"

 

Posted by: Andrew X at August 02, 2010 11:18 AM (E46Ts)

109 102 Scratch that.  Modonna stupidly, mindlessly compared John McCain to Hitler.
But musically, I think Madonna might possibly be less fake.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 02, 2010 03:11 PM (0fzsA)

wo/Niles Rodgers creating her sound in the Eighties, she'd be another one-hit wonder wash-out

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 02, 2010 11:19 AM (LdYLm)

110
Lady Gaga only humps metrosexuals and large great danes.

Posted by: Dr Phil, Fake Physician at August 02, 2010 11:19 AM (v1gw3)

111

I've been saying it before and i will say it again. I can't believe we let italians into this country.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 02:50 PM (wuv1c)

Is that a serious comment? 

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2010 11:19 AM (VuLos)

112 Lady Gaga, the new Voice of the Obama (De-)Generation. Alvin Greene is glad he's not running against her.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2010 11:19 AM (ItKW+)

113

"Lady Gaga Kidnaps Comissioner Gordon"

Holy Hermaphrodites, Batman!

Posted by: robin at August 02, 2010 11:20 AM (kC3nL)

114 113 So what sex is it now?

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 03:17 PM (mxRG5)

hermaphrodite?

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 02, 2010 11:20 AM (LdYLm)

115

"Alvin Greene is glad he's not running against her."

I have nothing in my manilla folder to show her.

No.

*clutches manilla folder full of "print-outs"*

Nothing.

Posted by: Alvin Greene tha Awesomeness Machine at August 02, 2010 11:21 AM (kC3nL)

116
I can't believe we let italians(sic) into this country.

Posted by: Ben at August 02, 2010 02:50 PM (wuv1c)

Especially those women with better mustaches than Rosie O'Donnell or Barbra Streisand.


Posted by: Dr Phil, Fake Physician at August 02, 2010 11:21 AM (v1gw3)

117 116 Lady Gaga only humps metrosexuals and large great danes.

That's a cruel thing to say about Great Danes.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:22 AM (HQSQk)

118 I admire her business model, that's about it.

Too bad, like the rest of the pack, she doesn't stick to the business.

And yes, the rumors are true, in the song "Poker Face" she does repeatedly say "fuck her face." They hide it by saying "p-p-fuck her face" and alternating it with "p-p-p-poker face."

The difference between the two is stark if you have a good ear for language.

Walked right past the channel and industry restrictions, they probably get a good laugh out of that.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at August 02, 2010 11:22 AM (bxiXv)

119 Is that a serious comment? 

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2010 03:19 PM (VuLos)

Are you serious in asking if that was "a serious comment"?

I'm serious.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 02, 2010 11:23 AM (oIp16)

120 Is that a serious comment? 

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2010 03:19 PM (VuLos)

On this blog, how would you ever know, even if he answered?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at August 02, 2010 11:23 AM (bxiXv)

121 The world has problems but you shouldn't bother, you know, doing anything. The odds are against you, so just wait for things to be different. Nice job guys.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 02, 2010 03:17 PM (8pNbT)

Stuff White People Like - Awareness

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at August 02, 2010 11:24 AM (w9BEi)

122

Elton John. Lady GaGa. Cage match.

NAO.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 02, 2010 11:24 AM (IkEhE)

123 If I'm Arizona and I've got Lady Gaga, Mexican drug cartels, and Washington's Insane Clown Posse arrayed against me, I'm feeling pretty good. Having the entire cast of Twilight denounce me wouldn't hurt, either.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2010 11:25 AM (ItKW+)

124

vai a farti fottere stronzo

Posted by: johnny baggadonuts at August 02, 2010 11:25 AM (84HQT)

125 Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

Posted by: Gagagagaga at August 02, 2010 11:25 AM (+sBB4)

126 You cannot spell GaGa without gag.

Posted by: Google It!! at August 02, 2010 11:26 AM (wOGfT)

127
Is that a serious comment? 

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2010 03:19 PM (VuLos)

There are no serious comments on this blog, only flattery and compliments about beautiful moronettes who sport big hooters and properly proportioned asses.

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 11:27 AM (v1gw3)

128 Who or what is a Arizona?

Posted by: Lady GaGa Fan at August 02, 2010 11:27 AM (pr+up)

129 131

vai a farti fottere stronzo

Posted by: johnny baggadonuts at August 02, 2010 03:25 PM (84HQT)

" Can che abbaia non morde."


Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 02, 2010 11:28 AM (LdYLm)

130 Who or what is Lady GaGa?

Posted by: Typical Arizonan at August 02, 2010 11:28 AM (IkEhE)

131 Wow, I thought Marilyn Manson was freaky as a dude. It turns out it's worse as a chick.

Thank you for making my day with that visual.

What's she got against bullshit anyway?  That's not very diverse of her.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at August 02, 2010 11:29 AM (GcBag)

132

"Who or what is a Arizona?"

I dunno.  I drink Snapple.

Posted by: Alvin Greene tha Awesomeness Machine at August 02, 2010 11:30 AM (kC3nL)

133

So "bravery" is now defined as accepting a big payday rather than participating in a boycott? 

Or is it that she's "brave" for speaking her peace in a venue full of fans where no one has any real chance to respond?

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 02, 2010 11:30 AM (plsiE)

134

Lady GaGa is Italian? Like OMG so am I !!11!!11!!

 

 

Posted by: Lady GaGa Fan at August 02, 2010 11:30 AM (pr+up)

135 137 Who or what is Lady GaGa?

Posted by: Typical Arizonan at August 02, 2010 03:28 PM (IkEhE)

You cannot be SERIOUS!

Posted by: John McEnroe at August 02, 2010 11:30 AM (oIp16)

136 140

So "bravery" is now defined as accepting a big payday rather than participating in a boycott? 

Or is it that she's "brave" for speaking her peace in a venue full of fans where no one has any real chance to respond?

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 02, 2010 03:30 PM (plsiE)

She's the Dixie Chicks of 2010, wo/ the vaginas

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at August 02, 2010 11:31 AM (LdYLm)

137 I can't believe I know people who think this 'woman' is an inspiration to our generation, & regularly quote her 'pearls of wisdom' on Facebook. :sigh:

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:31 AM (HQSQk)

138 She's like totally against "prejudice and injustice," and, also, "bullshit."

Though her lyrics are said to lack intellectual stimulation, she's a lady.


Posted by: E Bumperdink pretending to be Tom Jones pretending to be Forever the Sickest Kids at August 02, 2010 11:31 AM (YMIiL)

139

"What's she got against bullshit anyway?"

Kinda hypocritical, considering the likelihood she's part of The 52%.

Posted by: reason at August 02, 2010 11:31 AM (kC3nL)

140

no makeup rehersal of poker face

http://bit.ly/33bYmG

 

 

Posted by: strategiccorporalUSMC at August 02, 2010 11:32 AM (R2fpr)

141 Somewhere a village is missing its IDIOT !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 02, 2010 11:33 AM (k7Ddt)

142 I wouldn't hit it. Even Morons have standards.

Posted by: unclefacts, mobile edition at August 02, 2010 11:33 AM (sJ+eL)

143 meh, all celebrities and athletes are basically high school dropouts. Who cares what they think.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 02, 2010 11:35 AM (QxSug)

144
I wouldn't hit it. Even Morons have standards.

Posted by: unclefacts, mobile edition at August 02, 2010 03:33 PM (sJ+eL)

Dum Dum wouldn't hit it either, but he would perform fellatio on it.


Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 11:36 AM (v1gw3)

145 149 I wouldn't hit it. Even Morons have standards.

Posted by: unclefacts, mobile edition at August 02, 2010 03:33 PM (sJ+eL)

You do not know the moron community.

Posted by: An Unprincipled Moron at August 02, 2010 11:36 AM (oIp16)

146 Lady GaGa is Marylin Manson with a strap-on. Waiting for someone to  give Alice Cooper his proper due, damn it.

Posted by: dum blond at August 02, 2010 11:36 AM (gbCNS)

147 Brutta faccia...disgrazia!

Posted by: grandma at August 02, 2010 11:36 AM (pr+up)

148 147 no makeup rehearsal of poker face

http://bit.ly/33bYmG

LOL. Though that was sadly a vast improvement.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 02, 2010 11:37 AM (HQSQk)

149
Lady Gaga has brought a new look to music and in some respects will save the industry.  The government thanks Lady Gaga for her tenacity and perseverance.

PS - Gaga, call me.

Posted by: Joe "Bonefish" Biden at August 02, 2010 11:38 AM (v1gw3)

150
Mommy, why does Lady Gaga show her things to boys?

Posted by: Malia at August 02, 2010 11:39 AM (v1gw3)

151 I find her to be completely unattractive and undesireable in every way, but I would accept a blow job from her.  Just to prove how brave I am.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 02, 2010 11:39 AM (plsiE)

152 Let me be um clear. I um think this is a bad uh trend: manufactured uh personalities with little or um no qualifications uh in the fields they uh infest becoming big uh celebraties. I'm uh very concerned about this. It um violates uh uh Grossman's law uh about um bad money um driving out um good. Um.  

Posted by: President Barack Obama (The President) at August 02, 2010 11:41 AM (ERJIu)

153
Lady Gaga can say what she want's because it's a free speech country.  If she violates the law, she will go to jail and eat balogna and wear pink underwear.  That would be an improvement over her current choice of dress.

Posted by: Joe Arpaio, Bad Ass Sheriff at August 02, 2010 11:42 AM (v1gw3)

154 Heh, she also said that everyone's a superstar and they're born that way, reminded me of this.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's left nipple at August 02, 2010 11:42 AM (THrql)

155 Um Gresham's law um the teleprompter acted um foolishly.

Posted by: President Barack Obama (The President) at August 02, 2010 11:43 AM (ERJIu)

156 160
You mean where she wears bologna and eats pink underwear?

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 02, 2010 11:43 AM (IkEhE)

157 Lady Gaga is just trying to bamboozle you

Posted by: ObamaLamaDingDong at August 02, 2010 11:44 AM (+sBB4)

158
Quit speaking ill of Lady Gaga.  She's a lady and deserves a measure of respect.  She's very talented, and could become the gay Elvis. 

Posted by: Barney Fag at August 02, 2010 11:44 AM (v1gw3)

159

Are you serious in asking if that was "a serious comment"?

I'm serious.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 02, 2010 03:23 PM (oIp16)

Ben is usually a serious commenter and not prone to teh funny...that's why I asked.  Now, if Herr had posted that I would have just smiled and moved on. 

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2010 11:44 AM (VuLos)

160 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that LG looks like a transgendered dude yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read the comments at August 02, 2010 11:44 AM (8/oOq)

161 166

Are you serious in asking if that was "a serious comment"?

I'm serious.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 02, 2010 03:23 PM (oIp16)

Ben is usually a serious commenter and not prone to teh funny...that's why I asked. Now, if Herr had posted that I would have just smiled and moved on.

i r serious poster

this r serious thread

Posted by: stray lolcat at August 02, 2010 11:46 AM (IkEhE)

162
During my time, we routinely took Lady Gaga's to Lake Tahoe for swimming lessons, just like Fredo.

Posted by: Michael Corleone, God Father at August 02, 2010 11:46 AM (v1gw3)

163 She looka lika pooch in the heat...disgrazia!!!

Posted by: grandma at August 02, 2010 11:49 AM (pr+up)

164

in ur thread

eating ur srs-ness

Posted by: lolcatz at August 02, 2010 11:49 AM (kC3nL)

165 Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 02, 2010 11:50 AM (mQ8O/)

166

KP inner monologue: I have no discernable talent. How can I strike it big? *snaps fingers* I know, I'll sing about being all cute and kissing a girl at a bar. Hope my boyfriend doesn't mind. *giggle giggle*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 02, 2010 02:56 PM (pLTLS)

I know, right? I (yawn) kissed another girl... aren't you all shocked? I'm transgressive!

Call me back when she gets double teamed by two beluga whales and I'll be impressed.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at August 02, 2010 11:52 AM (31pnY)

167

Call me back when she gets double teamed by two beluga whales and I'll be impressed.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at August 02, 2010 03:52 PM (31pnY)

Meh, send her to the dolphins.  We have standards.

Posted by: Some beluga whale at August 02, 2010 11:54 AM (IkEhE)

168 Hmmmm. I don't know. My inlaws are italian. You may have a point.

Posted by: dagny at August 02, 2010 11:55 AM (mxRG5)

169

And there, folks, is you Thread Winner! If you had post number 160, go the pay window and collect your money.

Posted by: AOSHQ Bookie at August 02, 2010 03:51 PM (OWjjx)

No money, but if the grand prize is a night with Gaga I will miss the opportunity, but if it's a night with Hilary Rhoda or Megyn Kelly......


Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 11:56 AM (v1gw3)

170 I looked closely at some pictures, and Gaga is really Chelsea Clinton in bad makeup.

Posted by: Body Double at August 02, 2010 11:57 AM (9dht9)

171 This one isn't a 15 minutes of fame type.  She will be selling albums for 50 more years.

She will be the next Cher.


Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Roman Polanski at August 02, 2010 11:57 AM (dUOK+)

172 Do not care.

Posted by: MlR at August 02, 2010 12:00 PM (8PvvL)

173
Gaga is dating Clay Aiken, the guy who never sucked a dick?

Posted by: Fish at August 02, 2010 12:01 PM (v1gw3)

174 Don't talk about my daughter

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 02, 2010 12:07 PM (+sBB4)

175 178 I looked closely at some pictures, and Gaga is really Chelsea Clinton in bad makeup. Posted by: Body Double at August 02, 2010 03:57 PM (9dht9) Don't be rude.

Posted by: Lady Gaga, with outrage at August 02, 2010 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

176 If this bitch were just a pop tart from SonyMusic central casting, I'd be down on her bad; Hell, I'd even punch down in the immortal words of Ace commenter douchebag "Someguy", but she's a legit musician and writer; she gradeeated wif' a music degree and she tickles the ivories well

Posted by: sladenyv at August 02, 2010 12:33 PM (saiGq)

177 Her number three is believable... the rest?  Meh.

Posted by: The Count at August 02, 2010 12:34 PM (sfNbl)

178

#27 maddog

 

Dude - that was a rant for the ages.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at August 02, 2010 12:36 PM (O9Cc8)

179 No, she's not even remotely beautiful. But telephone is fun and the troops like it. Plus, it's got fucking Beyonce in it. So, jump on board the PussyWagon!

Posted by: Moi at August 02, 2010 01:00 PM (bjYAr)

180

Idiots in the audience were cheering every "deep" thing that she said.

Just after she says 1070, someone yells clearly "Fuck You".

There's also a lot of booing. I can't tell if they're booing the slut or Arizona.

Posted by: Max Entropy at August 02, 2010 01:31 PM (la188)

181

If you look at pics of her when she was plain old Stephanie Gaglia-whatever, she was a perfectly bangable New York City Italian chick. I've slept with worse.

She's laughing all the way to the bank, and even after she's finished her fame, she'll still never have to work a day in the rest of her life if she's had a good financial planner.

Posted by: SGT Dan at August 02, 2010 01:39 PM (GgXZc)

182 The no-talent bitch has learned how to make the 'news' on a daily basis - news that means nothing.

Posted by: GarandFan at August 02, 2010 01:39 PM (XaWFq)

183 >>> I think Ace has a thing for Lady Gaga. How dare you. Actually this is half-true: I find her vaguely interesting because she writes her own songs and plays the piano (i.e., she's not purely like a public-whore producer's contrivance) and because I think it's interesting that rather than use sex as her marketing tool, like every other Pop Tart, she uses macabre, morbid imagery, on par (or worse) than Alice Cooper or Ozzy Osbourne. I just find that odd, this pop tart going x-rated not for sex but for morbid imagery and violence. I mean, it is odd, isn't it? Am I alone in thinking it's odd? As for "liking her," I like one of her songs, and I'm not like super-in-love with it either. For comparison, I like TWO of the Little River Band's songs. Doesn't mean I have a "thing" for them.

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2010 02:10 PM (KUUXH)

184 >>>time-honored tradition (and recipe) used to create a female pop star. 1. Be weird, slutty, and mysterious. 2. Release sexualized album and videos, schedule tour where you do slutty things. 3. Say some ridiculous, provacative things to get media attention. 4. When the idiots that support you get bored with you change your persona, repeat steps 1-3. ... I would add 5: 5. Endlessly flatter the LBGT mafia because those people have a lot of disposable income for pop culture and eagerly throw money at people who flatter them (see Madonna, Kathy Griffiths, etc.)

Posted by: ace at August 02, 2010 02:13 PM (KUUXH)

185 6. Be shocking to a degree that most people will forget that Alice Cooper is the godfather of shock, thereby claiming his title through deception.

Posted by: Godess at August 02, 2010 02:30 PM (gbCNS)

186 Is she sat on your face she would leave a shit stain ring around your nose.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 02, 2010 02:31 PM (1kwr2)

187

The dipshit is so greedy, she refused to cancel the concert (a move that would've shown the courage of her 'convictions') and came up with this lame excuse of how she stood up to "all the popstars" that called her and told her to cancel, so she could stand up in front of the Arizona audience and trash their state.

And the idiots applauded.  (But then again, they paid money to see this dipshit in the first place...)

Sheriff Joe should've come in and asked to see the pig's papers.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 02, 2010 02:44 PM (+3fAP)

188 7. She's got Beyonce. 8. She's got Beyonce. 9. She's got Beyonce. 10. She's got Beyonce. 11. She's got Beyonce. 12. She's got Beyonce. 13. She's got Beyonce. 14. She's got Beyonce. Seriously, Beyonce has to be one of the most beautiful women around. Plus, she's not some skinny boy thing, has real boobs, and can sing.

Posted by: Moi at August 02, 2010 05:20 PM (bjYAr)

189 Apparently Gaga is short for demagogue. Who knew?

Posted by: VideoSavant at August 03, 2010 04:13 AM (3T3EB)

190 I'd share some cock with her.

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