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September 08, 2010

Latest Blumenthal Ad: Tone Deaf
— LauraW

This actually made me giggle. A friend of mine is working on the Linda McMahon campaign and told me about it today with a big smile.

Everybody says that campaign promises are mostly bull, but I believe this fellow actually means to follow through. On making everything you buy and everything you do more expensive:

The environment. That's what's on everybody's mind right now, AMIRITE?

What I hear when I listen to this ad:

"I will block your access to affordable energy, continue laying waste to the economies of the Gulf states, and then follow the Granholm Plan for economic destruction and urban de-gentrification! MWAA HA HAAA..."

He should have pounded his shoe on a podium right at the end there.

Posted by: LauraW at 03:21 PM | Comments (161)
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1 Well he is right, he is Dick.

Posted by: dogfish at September 08, 2010 03:23 PM (UEJ97)

2 He might as well have said I am running on the OBama platform, if you like it vote for me.

40 billion dollar tax giveaways to "big oil". Hahahahaha

Posted by: Vic at September 08, 2010 03:24 PM (/jbAw)

3 Is there no unemployment in Conn? Are they happy with the rate of taxation and regulation in their lives? Is everyone up there frail flowers like Ace's friends?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:25 PM (1O93r)

4
The only thing that can save the GOP from their own stupidity is people like this.

Posted by: geoff at September 08, 2010 03:25 PM (clc+K)

5 I salute, you, Mr. Blumenthal.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2010 03:25 PM (3wPsb)

6 He looks like the typical insincere, plastic-faced politician. Romney looks the same way.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 08, 2010 03:25 PM (zRIHq)

7
Is everyone up there frail flowers like Ace's friendssinister cabal?

Posted by: geoff at September 08, 2010 03:25 PM (clc+K)

8 I marvel that you can breathe without assistance Mr. Blumenthal. Go play letters with Charlie Tuna.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:26 PM (1O93r)

9 Speaking of tone-deaf:

WINCHESTER, VA. - The last major GE factory making ordinary incandescent light bulbs in the United States is closing this month, marking a small, sad exit for a product and company that can trace their roots to Thomas Alva Edison's innovations in the 1870s.
...
What made the plant here vulnerable is, in part, a 2007 energy conservation measure passed by Congress that set standards essentially banning ordinary incandescents by 2014. The law will force millions of American households to switch to more efficient bulbs
...
Rather than setting off a boom in the U.S. manufacture of replacement lights, the leading replacement lights are compact fluorescents, or CFLs, which are made almost entirely overseas, mostly in China.

Thanks Nancy!

PS, 200 more jobs created!!! In China...

Posted by: Jay at September 08, 2010 03:27 PM (EKpAZ)

10 And I will make a promise, here and now, that every taxpayer will issued a Jumbo Jar of the patented Elliot Spitzer' s Bareback Rider KY Jelly, with the added bonus of 15% fine sand mixed in already.

Posted by: Dick at September 08, 2010 03:27 PM (LEynS)

11 s everyone up there frail flowers like Ace's friendssinister cabal?

Posted by: geoff

They're all left handed? That explains everything.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:27 PM (1O93r)

12 I really wish people would point out that "the environment" isn't about "the environment" it's about "making lawyers rich."

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2010 03:28 PM (3wPsb)

13 Heck of a job, Blumy!

Posted by: Toonces-in-Chief at September 08, 2010 03:31 PM (iN69M)

14 s everyone up there frail flowers like Ace's friendssinister cabal?

Posted by: geoff

They're all left handed? That explains everything.

Even worse: they're probably all gingers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2010 03:32 PM (P9+0W)

15 So letting businesses keep more of their own money is a giveaway. Got it.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 03:32 PM (Y81Xa)

16
O/T

Â“I believe government should be lean; government should be efficient. I believe government should leave people free to make the choices they think are best for themselves and their families, so long as those choices donÂ’t hurt others.Â”

-President Barack Obama, September 8, 2010

Barack Hussein Obama is delusional and should be impeached.

Posted by: Fish at September 08, 2010 03:32 PM (v1gw3)

17

Is he openly gay, or just in the closet?

Posted by: s'moron at September 08, 2010 03:33 PM (UaxA0)

18 So letting businesses keep more of their own money is a giveaway. Got it.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 07:32 PM

Fuckin'-A right.

And don't forget it.

Posted by: Toonces-in-Chief at September 08, 2010 03:34 PM (iN69M)

19 #15 Even worse: they're probably all gingers.

Quiet, you!

This guy's first name is quite appropriate for him, eh? Only a Dick would limit people's access to energy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 08, 2010 03:34 PM (c0A3e)

20 "Putting a moratorium on new deep water drilling."

Visual aid.

What kind of fucktard polling drove this ad?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 08, 2010 03:35 PM (rNJC9)

21 Is this true? Yes it's true, this man has no dick...

This is one of the people that the more you are exposed to him, the more unlikeable he becomes... Good thing he'll have his Attorney General position to fall back on after election day...

Posted by: phreshone at September 08, 2010 03:35 PM (1AnxB)

22 Is he openly gay, or just in the closet?
Posted by: s'moron at September 08, 2010 07:33 PM

Well, he bought me a drink while line-dancing at the Log Cabin the other night. Seemed like a nice fellow. Very butch. Cute boots.

Posted by: some other moron at September 08, 2010 03:36 PM (iN69M)

23 I know who I'm having my next tickle fight with...

Posted by: Eric Massa at September 08, 2010 03:36 PM (1AnxB)

24 Look, what would you rather have: undisturbed shellfish beds, or cheap energy?

I think the answer is clear.

Posted by: Some guy who really likes clams at September 08, 2010 03:37 PM (Iq/9O)

25 Wow.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 08, 2010 03:37 PM (eCAn3)

26 Dick and I support deep drilling, just not oil drilling

Posted by: Brawney Fwank at September 08, 2010 03:38 PM (1AnxB)

27 Consider the target media market. It'll play well there.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 08, 2010 03:40 PM (r8VxE)

28 Why do politicians in the Northeast creep me out? Oh, did Dick remember whether he actually served in Vietnam or if it was a dream?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 03:40 PM (Y81Xa)

29 I can't shake the image of this guy in a Lakes Charles, Louisiana bar telling them that Connecticut knows best about oil drilling.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 08, 2010 03:41 PM (rNJC9)

30 O/T: "Marcus Stanley, who served as a senior economic adviser and at one time worked on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee Â— chaired by Boxer Â— was stopped by a police officer Tuesday morning when he allegedly tried to Â“remove and concealÂ” a leafy green substance from his pocket during a security screening at the Constitution Avenue door of the Hart building around noon, according to a Capitol Police report. " link

Geez, isn't everything in DC literally a federal offense and then isn't there more trouble cause isn't the capitol considered a national park?

Posted by: curious . at September 08, 2010 03:42 PM (p302b)

31 Why do politicians in the Northeast creep me out? Oh, did Dick remember whether he actually served in Vietnam or if it was a dream?
Posted by: Dr. Spank

Because they are creeps. I'm starting to think that I'm living in the first draft of a Steven King book.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:42 PM (1O93r)

32 If there were a contest to see who could design a prototype that best embodied a smarmy, dishonest, pandering, twat-faced, backstabbing politician, Dick Blumenthal would be the winning entry.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at September 08, 2010 03:43 PM (+lsX1)

33 Is there something wrong with his face?

I'm seriously thinking that he went straight from a double root canal to makeup.

Posted by: Synova at September 08, 2010 03:44 PM (P0X9Q)

I just love the green jobs bullshit they keep spewing. Someone needs to ask them what kind of green jobs, how many green jobs and when they'll be available. Oh that's right, there really won't be any available because the products either aren't developed yet or if they are no one wants to buy them. Fuck all those green job cock suckers.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 03:46 PM (YVZlY)

35 O/T: "Marcus Stanley, who served as a senior economic adviser and at one time worked on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee Â— chaired by Boxer

If Boxer was smart..... I'll start over. If her handler was smart, he/she/it will remind her that the election is being held in a place that is legalizing 'medical' marijuana. She might be able to make this clown into a martyr. A martyr that is just CRAVING

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:46 PM (1O93r)

36 He has no party affiliation, huh? Or did I miss that part of the video?

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 08, 2010 03:46 PM (wb/re)

37 The "guy" is 65 years old, "he's" obviously had some work done.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 03:46 PM (Y81Xa)

38 34 Is there something wrong with his face?

I'm seriously thinking that he went straight from a double root canal to makeup.

Posted by: Synova at September 08, 2010 07:44 PM (P0X9Q)

It's called Nancy Pelosi Syndrome and there is no cure.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 03:47 PM (YVZlY)

39 a moonpie

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2010 03:47 PM (1O93r)

40 This guy talks like he's got a mouth full of spit...or something.

Posted by: Steph at September 08, 2010 03:47 PM (nbzzk)

41 Is it mean to talk about his personal appeal (or lack)?

Posted by: Synova at September 08, 2010 03:48 PM (P0X9Q)

42 Fire Marshall Bill.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 08, 2010 03:49 PM (eu3Ae)

43 The McMahon campaign should offer to run this ad themselves.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 03:49 PM (Y81Xa)

44 It shames me that a fellow Jew can be so fucktarded.

Posted by: stuiec at September 08, 2010 03:50 PM (7AOgy)

45 Can you guess the party of the individual?

Posted by: Public Service Message at September 08, 2010 07:49 PM (IhHdM)

Running for...?

Posted by: stuiec at September 08, 2010 03:50 PM (7AOgy)

46 Wow. Fabulous!

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 08, 2010 07:37 PM

FIFM

Posted by: some other moron checking out Dick's new boots at September 08, 2010 03:51 PM (iN69M)

47 Think maybe this might be H2 material instead?

Posted by: beedubya at September 08, 2010 03:52 PM (oMRZ2)

48 >46 It shames me that a fellow Jew can be so fucktarded.

He's a liberal and his religion is Liberalism, and I believe he's beyond redemption.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 03:52 PM (Y81Xa)

49 No surprise that with an Attorney General like Dick Blumenthal, Connecticut has become a dead state since 1991... you would think companies and people would want to take advantage of a state like CT... you would be wrong

Posted by: Facts - Libs hate facts at September 08, 2010 03:52 PM (1AnxB)

50 Boy, is it just me or is there something really creepy about this guy's too-wide mouth? It was... off putting... brrrr.....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 08, 2010 03:52 PM (kbOju)

51 so, he's a Dick who's going to 'STAND UP'...........IYKWIMAITYD

I like it when dicks stand up for me; and talk dirty to me in that squeaky voice

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at September 08, 2010 03:54 PM (dPcmp)

52 Then these guys always shoot these ads with no tie and jacket on to look like a regular guy. Only thing is they're wearing a perfectly starched and pressed $75 fucking Brooks Brothers oxford cloth shirt. Kind of gives it away. Anyone know of someone else who's always running around in shirtsleeves and no tie all the time like he's a regular guy?

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 08, 2010 03:55 PM (zRIHq)

53 We think your ban on offshore drilling is a GREAT idea.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez, the Saudis, Mexicans, Iran, and other scumbags with oil to sell at September 08, 2010 03:55 PM (MMC8r)

54 Think maybe this might be H2 material instead?
Posted by: beedubya at September 08, 2010 07:52 PM

I'd say yes but my face is still bruised from it's encounter with the hump-girl's potatoe gun.
_{^{It made me feel like one of the cool kids, though.}}

Posted by: jcjimi at September 08, 2010 03:55 PM (iN69M)

55 Actually he used to be really good looking and doesn't look too bad in this video. I think they plumped his face up a bit. Lately he's been looking a lot like Skeletor.

Posted by: lauraw at September 08, 2010 03:56 PM (Iq/9O)

56 Geesh... he is creepy looking.

Posted by: Timbo at September 08, 2010 03:57 PM (ph9vn)

57 Did he just say big oil is running Washington? The Washington controlled by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid?

I would love to see a reporter ask him if he really thinks Pelosi is on Exxon's payroll...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2010 03:59 PM (bgcml)

58 41 This guy talks like he has a mouth full of spit. Or something.

Whath's wrong withs sthat?

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at September 08, 2010 03:59 PM (UOM48)

59 Fucker looks like an android, or a gey sex doll come to life.

Posted by: Hammer at September 08, 2010 04:00 PM (GkYyh)

60 So, you're going create clean energy jobs. How? We have enough sailors, I think.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2010 04:00 PM (FcR7P)

61 >>61 Actually he used to be really good looking and doesn't look too bad in this video. I think they plumped his face up a bit. Lately he's been looking a lot like Skeletor.

Skeletor wants to lower taxes, reduce regulation, and skull-fuck the innocent, so don't insult him by comparing him to Dicky boy.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 08, 2010 04:00 PM (Y81Xa)

62 Is he a ginger? NTTAWWT. And could his shirt be any more starched?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2010 04:00 PM (UOM48)

63 His creases look fantastic.

Posted by: David Brooks at September 08, 2010 04:01 PM (4XzsU)

64 1. Prominently mentioned "PhD" in bold type with the name

I assume they didn't mention the field.

I never say that I'm a professor or that I have a doctorate. I always say that I'm a mathematician.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2010 04:02 PM (3wPsb)

65 or a gey sex doll come to life.
Posted by: Hammer at September 08, 2010 08:00 PM

Oh, come on!

*snap*

Posted by: Gay Sex Doll at September 08, 2010 04:02 PM (iN69M)

66 55 so, he's a Dick who's going to 'STAND UP

Stand up , Dick! Oh what am I saying.. your a limp liberal, dick.

God love ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2010 04:03 PM (ph9vn)

67 What would make the video beyond awesome, would be a dolphin leaping in the air while squealing, and splashing the hell out of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2010 04:03 PM (UOM48)

68 Clearly this tone deaf ad was not created by Blumenthal.
Dick Blumenthal's staff created this ad while Dick was fighting in the jungles of South America with The Expendables.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:04 PM (nKomG)

69 What would make the video beyond awesome, would be a dolphin leaping in the air while squealing, and splashing raping the hell out of him biting his head off.

/altered a bit

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:06 PM (nKomG)

70 At the end of the Boxer article is this gem:

This is not the first time a member of BoxerÂ’s senior staff has been arrested. Senior policy adviser Jeffrey Rosato, who also worked on the EPW committee, was fired in 2008 after he was arrested and charged with the receipt and distribution of child pornography. (Politico)

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2010 04:06 PM (HjPtV)

71 If oil is so evil, and clean energy is the wave of the future, why don't they ban it?

Posted by: nickless at September 08, 2010 04:07 PM (MMC8r)

72 I like it when dicks stand up for me; and talk dirty to me in that squeaky voice

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at September 08, 2010 07:54 PM (dPcmp)

There's nothing wrong with his voice.

Posted by: Tom Ammiano at September 08, 2010 04:08 PM (FzveM)

73 Ya see this behind me? That's right, no commercial activity. Yeah, people wanted to use it, but I said no! My constituency needs a place to fish for dinner (the first shot of the ad). Oh, look- unicorns!

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at September 08, 2010 04:08 PM (FcR7P)

74 "Hi, I'm Dick Blumenthal and my Guatemalan maid is a demon with a steam iron."

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 08, 2010 04:08 PM (hV/FZ)

75 Aresstd? Wha? Should I actually read the post?

brb

Posted by: jcjimi at September 08, 2010 04:08 PM (iN69M)

76 How DARE you make fun of this man, a Vietnam veteran and Medal of Honor recipient! SHAME!!!!

_Bastards.

Posted by: HHKirst at September 08, 2010 04:09 PM (44UVB)

77 If oil is so evil, and clean energy is the wave of the future, why don't they ban it?

Posted by: nickless at September 08, 2010 08:07 PM (MMC8r)

Oh, we are working on banning it alright...for some people.

You see, some animals are more equal then others.

Posted by: Some Liberal at September 08, 2010 04:10 PM (bgcml)

78 *cough*cough 'dick'

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 08, 2010 04:10 PM (2DxKT)

79 >>Â“I believe government should be lean; government should be efficient. I believe government should leave people free to make the choices they think are best for themselves and their families, so long as those choices donÂ’t hurt others.Â”

-President Barack Obama, September 8, 2010
-----------------------------------

Love it. He's copying us. Proof positive we're winning, you Dem fraud losers.

Posted by: Corrupting Effluence at September 08, 2010 04:12 PM (hCQG5)

80 You know what, I didn't even look. I sniffed, smelled (D)em (with lot$ of money) and shit-canned it. Probably House of Reps.

Ahhhh, ya screwed up. Should have dropped it off in the nearest mailbox, so they get charged to mail it to you again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2010 04:13 PM (P9+0W)

I was just thinking, "what this economy needs is a six dollar gallon of gas."

Posted by: Smoot Hawley at September 08, 2010 04:13 PM (sOtz/)

82 Behold the future! A man constructed entirely of chicken jerky! He's alive!!11!!!!! Alive!!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2010 04:13 PM (I49Jm)

83 Methinks Blumies had a few bad experiences with Botox.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 08, 2010 04:14 PM (r8VxE)

84 See, this is the thing; he's made his name as an 'activist' AG. And credit where credit is due, he is very hardworking. Tireless.

In this ad you can see he's just spoiling- cannot wait- to start screwing with business on the national level. For the Little Guy, of course.

If he gets into the Senate, he's going to be an ENORMOUS pain in the ass. I don't think you can overstate how big of a business-killer he will aim to be.

Posted by: lauraw at September 08, 2010 04:14 PM (Iq/9O)

85 I was just thinking, "what this economy needs is a six dollar gallon of gas."

That would certainly stimulate pitchfork, rope, tar, and feather sales.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 08, 2010 04:16 PM (r8VxE)

_{Methinks Blumies had a few bad experiences with Botox.}

He couldn't get it up.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 08, 2010 04:16 PM (bxEh7)

87 So Blumenthal...is trying to un as some kind of metrosexual pirate?

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2010 04:18 PM (jYQ2v)

Should have dropped it off in the nearest mailbox, so they get charged to mail it to you again.

Does that (seriously!) work? If so, we may have found our "secret weapon" to drain the Democrats' coffers.

Yeah, I'm evil like that......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 08, 2010 04:19 PM (1O/uc)

89 I'm going to take on Big Oil and make them accountable.

But first, I will blow you.

-Dick Blumenthal for Senate _{(and tickle fights)} 2010

Posted by: Warden at September 08, 2010 04:25 PM (QoR4a)

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 07:46 PM (YVZlY)

By "Green Jobs" he means unloading arugula in the produce department at Trader Joe's and Fresh Fields

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 08, 2010 04:26 PM (c1oyg)

91 I dare him to be less manly.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:28 PM (nKomG)

92 #100: Thread winner.

Posted by: schizoid at September 08, 2010 04:29 PM (FzveM)

93 O/T: but relevant: "In the first 19 months of the Obama administration, the federal debt held by the public increased by $2.5260 trillion, which is more than the cumulative total of the national debt held by the public that was amassed by all U.S. presidents from George Washington through Ronald Reagan." link (via drudge as was the other O/T link)

Posted by: curious . at September 08, 2010 04:29 PM (p302b)

94 Honestly.... whenever I see this commercial on TV I walk away muttering 'Fuck you, Dick.'

Elizabeth thinks it's cute.

Posted by: Mortis at September 08, 2010 04:30 PM (I8CPt)

95 In my state, the guv was pushing this green jobs BS and we are awash in green jobs. Well, not really. I think someone might have made a windmill propeller or something.

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2010 04:31 PM (q08oe)

To me, Blumenthal is like Eliot Spitzer, without the abrasive personality and promiscuous sex habits.

In other words, a total legal thug (with nicely creased pants) who will work tirelessly to impose his notion of virtue on the rest of us. Connecticut has the highest per capita income in the country, and they have all persuaded themselves that they know best (they are all Greater New Yorkers; all the attitude, none of the slums).

Just once, I would like to see this numb nuts who are all about "clean energy" be asked what powers their cars? And then when they stumble for an answer, you take an ice pick to the gas tank of their car and tell them,"No gas for you!"

Just once.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 08, 2010 04:31 PM (sJTmU)

97 are his dentures lose or does he talk with the "lockjaw country club style"?

Posted by: curious . at September 08, 2010 04:32 PM (p302b)

35 I just love the green jobs bullshit they keep spewing. Someone needs to ask them what kind of green jobs, how many green jobs and when they'll be available.

Some academic in Spain did a study of "Green Jobs" over there, and discovered that for every one "Green Job" created, two real jobs disappear!!

Also, DB seems to have some sort of problem moving his jaw, obviously his puppet master is having trouble getting his hand into position.

Posted by: Boots at September 08, 2010 04:32 PM (06JTY)

99 Judge Smailes wants his face back.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:33 PM (nKomG)

100

Abandon all hope for 2012.

It's Romney's turn.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 08, 2010 04:35 PM (7+pP9)

101 When I was a kid my parents went house hunting in CT. The realtor kept stressing how important being on Long Island Sound was since "everyone here sails". So I guess the WS set who sail and belong to golf, swimming and sailing clubs will have to decide if their oil and gas investment are more important than protecting Long Island Sound. Oddly enough in CT they actually swim in Long Island Sound. On long island yeah they have beaches on Long Island Sound but no one really swims in it, they go to the atlantic ocean...

Posted by: curious . at September 08, 2010 04:36 PM (p302b)

102 Now I know what bothers me about this video, it's cause he looks like he's posing for the cover of some shitty bodice ripper. Dick Blumenthal, the geriatric Fabio!

Linda McMahon really needs to put this asshole through the Spanish announcers table.

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2010 04:36 PM (jYQ2v)

103 Posted by: Ed Anger at September 08, 2010 08:35 PM (7+pP9)

Yes, I heard that little meggy announced that today.

Posted by: curious . at September 08, 2010 04:37 PM (p302b)

104 Ordinarily the environment would not be at the top of my conservative priorities. However, I read that there is an evangelical movement afoot to reinforce our duties as "stewards" of God's bountiful creation. I do not know if I could in good conscience vote against this fine Christian man, or any other similarly-mind Democrat. It is with a heavy heart that I conclude that I will not be pulling any levers this Novmber 2nd.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 08, 2010 04:38 PM (Sr48m)

105 Abandon all hope for 2012. It's Romney's turn.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 08, 2010 08:35 PM (7+pP9)

Oh shit. Please, no. There should be an RNC rule that if you've been in the primary mix for two election cycles without success, that's it. Should be enough info to know that the voting public isn't buying what you're selling

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 08, 2010 04:40 PM (c1oyg)

106 He really does look like elliot....man i would love to put their pictures side by side, they have to be related somehow, that's spitzer's chin.

Posted by: curious at September 08, 2010 04:41 PM (p302b)

107 It would be awesome to see Triple H (since he is married to Linda McMahon's daughter), come to your door wanting to talk to you about the election.

Posted by: Drew in Mo at September 08, 2010 04:41 PM (/idDL)

108

In this ad you can see he's just spoiling- cannot wait- to start screwing with business on the national level. For the Little Guy, of course.

If he gets into the Senate, he's going to be an ENORMOUS pain in the ass. I don't think you can overstate how big of a business-killer he will aim to be.

Posted by: lauraw at September 08, 2010 08:14 PM (Iq/9O)

Me too!

Posted by: Joe Sestak at September 08, 2010 04:41 PM (7+pP9)

109 O/T: tony, tony, tony....."BLIAR BUSTED: Former UK PM's autobiography includes dialogue from meeting with 'Queen' -- taking from fiction movie! Developing..."

Posted by: curious at September 08, 2010 04:44 PM (p302b)

110 There is nothing to fear in me bending the GOP's election chances over the danged fence again.

Posted by: McCain at September 08, 2010 04:45 PM (nKomG)

111 75 What would make the video beyond awesome, would be a dolphin leaping in the air while squealing, and splashing the hell out of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2010 08:03 PM (UOM4

Well... yeah.... that..., that and JAZZ HANDS!

Posted by: NM Hick at September 08, 2010 04:46 PM (IzuWw)

112 This guy looks embalmed.. And not in the all-American Cutty-and-water sense- In the formaldyhide sense

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 08, 2010 04:50 PM (c1oyg)

113 If Mega McCain ever becomes first daughter they are going to have to remodel the White House kitchen.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:50 PM (nKomG)

114 137 If Mega McCain ever becomes first daughter they are going to have to remodel the White House kitchen.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 08:50 PM (nKomG)

They'll have to install a butterchute

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 08, 2010 04:50 PM (eCAn3)

115 What a creepy looking fucker.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at September 08, 2010 04:51 PM (IoUF1)

116 O/T -- Today, Rush gave a beatdown to those on the right running down Christine O'Donnell in Delaware in favor of uber-RINO Mike Castle. Oh, the irony.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 08, 2010 04:53 PM (a3Z62)

117

"I'm gonna stand up for you."

"And you're gonna bend over for me"

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 08, 2010 04:56 PM (ADeN1)

118 147

"I'm gonna stand up for you."

"And you're gonna bend over for me"

Heh. BOHICA.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 08, 2010 04:57 PM (9hSKh)

119 Blumenthal: I'll use my vote or a knife, but I'm getting your fuckin' money.

Posted by: sifty at September 08, 2010 04:57 PM (nKomG)

120

I don't trust anyone with beady eyes and slick hair like this man.

I hope Ms. Mchanon wins!!! She would be a great senator.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 08, 2010 04:57 PM (ACkhT)

121 I haven't seen such a life like performance since they did the reanimated Orville Redenbacker ad a few years ago. Zombie Blumenthal will eats your jobs.

Posted by: jjshaka at September 08, 2010 04:58 PM (xKfJF)

122 If you pause it at :24, he looks like a character from The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Warden at September 08, 2010 04:59 PM (QoR4a)

123 Was that Ace fishing in DBs ad?

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2010 05:01 PM (q08oe)

124

for a sec I thought of CharletonHeston.

Bosox&Rays are on, 7-5 B's

Posted by: ron dorque at September 08, 2010 05:04 PM (oUPrP)

125 What a freaky looking dude. Looks like a wax politician

Posted by: bobbymike at September 08, 2010 05:05 PM (WWQLs)

126 He's a puppet. He's carved out of wood. Where are the strings?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 08, 2010 05:05 PM (IqfKc)

127 Mallamutt, I thought that kind of fishing was done with a grappling hook.

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2010 05:08 PM (q08oe)

128 I'm not kidding..........I've been out on the Internet and am unable to find out exactly in which field Dick(head) Blumenthal has 'earned' a PhD. Can anyone help me out here?

Posted by: alwyr at September 08, 2010 05:12 PM (w2++y)

129

You know what Dick Blumenthal's nickname is? "Dick."

They call him "Dick Blumenthal."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 08, 2010 05:18 PM (bMhBo)

130
Wow. Google Reinhard Heydrich, and check the similarity there. I thought he reminded me of someone seen on the Hitler chronicles.

Uncanny.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 08, 2010 05:19 PM (ud5dN)

131 Dick "Dick" Blumenthal.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 08, 2010 05:21 PM (bMhBo)

132 I just love the green jobs bullshit they keep spewing. Someone needs to ask them what kind of green jobs, how many green jobs and when they'll be available. Oh that's right, there really won't be any available because the products either aren't developed yet or if they are no one wants to buy them. Fuck all those green job cock suckers.

This drives me nuts. There's no such thing as 'green job' assholes! There's manufacturing 'green' products, there's building 'green' structures, hell there's even designing 'green' products, but there's no such thing as a 'green job' that will magically displace all other manufacturing or other economic activity. These turds act like 'green' tech is a epoch shaking event when all it is is fucking efficiency. As if industry (or anyone else) was utterly disinterested in getting greater outputs per unit of input until the wise men (and women!) of environmentalism came along to show them The Way. Fuck them with a pineapple, sideways.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at September 08, 2010 05:28 PM (Jnxue)

133 Blumenthal's wife's family (the Malkins) owns the Empire State Building, among many other things.

Posted by: maxxman at September 08, 2010 05:39 PM (OYeDg)

134 Guy reminds me of another Dick - Dick "the Cheese Weasel" Gephardt.

Sounds about as sincere too.

But seriously, LauraW, how could you not support someone who was with Kerry in Cambodia?

Posted by: chuckR at September 08, 2010 06:10 PM (khYRZ)

135

I believe government should be lean; government should be efficient. I believe government should leave people free to make the choices they think are best for themselves and their families, so long as those choices donÂ’t hurt others - Obama

Square that with Obamacare, doofus.

Posted by: Ken at September 08, 2010 06:27 PM (7faB0)

136

Protect Long Island Sound for me?

Wish to hell somebody had protected me from Long Island Sound.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2010 06:48 PM (Wh0W+)

137 DinT- How much chlorine did they have to pump into the Sound after your foray?

Posted by: Darth Libertarian at September 08, 2010 06:51 PM (G5qLy)

138 Wish to hell somebody had protected me from Long Island Sound.

Much like your wife, I was not very happy having you slip inside of me much either.

Posted by: Long Island Sound at September 08, 2010 06:53 PM (EW49d)

139 Fortunately it was after Labor Day so the general danger was averted, but they still put up a sign warning of "High Goober Levels"

Posted by: lauraw at September 08, 2010 06:54 PM (Iq/9O)

140 Did he take credit for closing down the GE light bulb factory? I missed that.

Posted by: Buffalobob at September 08, 2010 06:55 PM (GwH6h)

141 By the way, you said you would call me.

YOU LYING BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Long Island Sound at September 08, 2010 06:56 PM (EW49d)

142 next time I really will say "here, hold my beer".

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2010 06:59 PM (Wh0W+)

143 DaveinSound, it was only a one-night stand!

Posted by: Darth Libertarian at September 08, 2010 06:59 PM (G5qLy)

144 Wish to hell somebody had protected me from Long Island Sound.

By the way, I think you gave me crabs.

Posted by: Long Island Sound at September 08, 2010 07:00 PM (EW49d)

145

>> By the way, I think you gave me crabs.

Well, cook em before you try to eat em.

Just a suggestion.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2010 07:06 PM (Wh0W+)

146 <i>Well, cook em before you try to eat em.</i>

Can't you eat them raw, like Connecticut shrimp?

Posted by: Darth Libertarian at September 08, 2010 07:08 PM (G5qLy)

147 Connecticut shrimp?

heh. that's exactly the nickname I gave to Dave after he slipped it into me.

Posted by: Long Island Sound at September 08, 2010 07:13 PM (EW49d)

148 TONNE DEAF???

SCREW YOOU, HUMPY.

Posted by: another marlee matlin at September 08, 2010 07:32 PM (3phFo)

149 That's some pretty spam, there.

Colorful. Word-cloud spam, almost.

Posted by: lauraw at September 08, 2010 07:47 PM (Iq/9O)

150 wow. 187 is really impressive spam indeed.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 08, 2010 08:02 PM (EW49d)

151
Thnakfully, we Democrats have enough good sense and common decency to refrain from running and getting repeatedly rejected by the electorate.

Uh ... remember me?

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at September 08, 2010 09:33 PM (DttmO)

152
Or me?

Posted by: Adlai Stevenson at September 08, 2010 09:33 PM (DttmO)

153

I work in manufacturing. If cap & trade is passed, I can't imagine how anything will ever be manufactured in this country again except by risibly inefficient government owned enterprises (I'm looking at you Government Motors).

And good old Dick BloomingThrall think's that's a good thing. Still have flashbacks of the brutal "Toys for Tots" campaign, Dick?

Posted by: theCork at September 08, 2010 09:54 PM (u9AME)

154 He could use Chavez's plan ... it's simpler.

What's with all the stupid commies these days?

Posted by: tarpon at September 09, 2010 03:58 AM (g0QB8)

155

He probably learned all about "green jobs" when he was fighting in Viet Nam, right Dick?

Anybody dumb enough to vote for this lying POS deserves what they get.

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