May 17, 2010

Laura Bush: Obama & Wife Benefit From Double-Standard
— Ace

Obviously so, but I didn't expect Nice-Girl Laura to say so.

Asked on “Fox News Sunday” if the press would have been howling over the White House’s reaction to the BP oil spill even louder if it happened on George Bosh’s watch, the ex-First Lady said, “I think that’s right, probably.” And she didn’t think anyone should be surprised. “But you know, it’s just — that’s just how it is.”

It’s not just just President Obama who’s getting a break from the media, she said. Michelle Obama has escaped being stereotyped the way Laura was as “mumsy” staying home baking cookies.

“The press in general typecasts every woman that lives in the White House, the other first ladies, because always our first ladies have been a lot more interesting, a lot more complicated, than their box that they’re sort of put in,” Bush said.

But not Michelle.

...

But itÂ’s her husband who ws really the victim of liberal bias.

“I think that, you know, one of the things that happened when George was president was that everything, including the weather, became his fault,” she said. “And it’s just an unrealistic, really, expectation of our president.”

During the Bush years, conservative defenders of Bush said many times, "You know, the President doesn't control everything."

Pish-posh, the media and Democrats (BIRM) said; if a sparrow dies of tuberculosis, that's on your boy.

Since January 20, 2009, so much has changed. Now the President can't be blamed for anything that happens on his watch; everything is simply beyond his control and/or legacies of evil from the Bush Administration.

Now, only the President's nice intentions matter.

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1 Every day I wake up, and every day Pres'ent Toonces is still in office, and I say to myself, aw fuck.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 17, 2010 01:26 PM (erIg9)

2 First.

Posted by: Shillelagh at May 17, 2010 01:27 PM (Oz4Bj)

3 1 Every day I wake up, and every day Pres'ent Toonces is still in office, and I say to myself, aw fuck.

Me?  I die a little inside each day, and I wish that W was still President.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 01:27 PM (c0A3e)

4
The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 17, 2010 01:27 PM (1hM1d)

5

Damn, that's what I get for playing that game, and I deserve it. 

What was that about making opponents live up to their own standards?  Would be nice if we could pull it off, but between many Rs not having enough backbone to fight mean and not having control of the media, it's hard to do. 

Posted by: Shillelagh at May 17, 2010 01:28 PM (Oz4Bj)

6 Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2010 01:28 PM (SbFur)

7 3 The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

And with Democrats.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 01:29 PM (c0A3e)

8 I was for accountability for elected officials before I was against it.

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:29 PM (iJt82)

9

Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

With her bare hands.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 01:29 PM (P33XN)

10 Laura Bush speaks the truth, without once being mean about it. What a lovely woman!

Posted by: Dianna at May 17, 2010 01:30 PM (qrFCz)

11
When Obama and Pelosi and Reid destroy our economy - they aren't blamed for that either.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 17, 2010 01:30 PM (0fzsA)

12 With her bare hands.

It was roid rage.

Posted by: damian at May 17, 2010 01:30 PM (4WbTI)

13 Not one single shout out to her peeps in Midland?

What kind of interview is that?

Posted by: Obama at May 17, 2010 01:32 PM (YfqPv)

14 9

Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

With her bare hands.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 05:29 PM (P33XN)


I hear the First Wookie killed a man with her ass cheeks.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 17, 2010 01:32 PM (erIg9)

15 Natural disaster responses were the Presidents responsibility before 2008. They will resume being their responsibility in 12 or 16 depending on circumstances.

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:32 PM (iJt82)

16 Laura Bush is a murderer and dumb, boring housewife. And W is a cokehead drunk who is teh stoopid!

Dems will roll come November! I'm talking 90% majority, rubes! The economy is surging!

Posted by: crapdragon at May 17, 2010 01:32 PM (myPP6)

17 11
When Obama and Pelosi and Reid destroy our economy - they aren't blamed for that either.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten

I noticed that. Then I began banging my head on my desk. It actually hurt a lot less, and I could effect the outcome.

Posted by: Dianna at May 17, 2010 01:33 PM (qrFCz)

18 ........and no Armageddon jokes?  That's what's called banter now?

Posted by: Obama at May 17, 2010 01:33 PM (YfqPv)

19 Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2010 05:28 PM (SbFur)

With her mind.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:33 PM (1fanL)

20

Think about this.

Big mine disaster happens on Obama's watch.  He calls for an investigation, a review of the permits and inspections, new mine safety regulations and laws and enforcement.  Says a few words at a memorial service for the dead miners.  Then it's all forgotten.

Does he think, "Gee, maybe we should take a look at the permits and inspections and safety regulations for all hazardous mineral extraction?  If the US coal industry has a safety problem -- as I have just announced to the world that it does -- wouldn't it stand to reason that similar problems might have cropped up in, say, offshore drilling?

"Naw -- ordering a review of those other processes to head off industrial deaths and environmental disaster is too much like work.

"Besides, why bother?  When the next disaster happens, I can just blame it on Bush."

And whaddya know?  Just a few weeks after the mine disaster, a deepwater oil well blows out, killing eleven workers and spilling millions of gallons of crude into the Gulf of Mexico.

President "I Will Not Rest" predictably denounces finger-pointing while pointing fingers at everyone but himself, then hits the golf course.  And that's his idea of bold leadership.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:33 PM (7AOgy)

21 Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2010 05:28 PM (SbFur)

It was in her early, "I wanna be a gangsta rapper" phase.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:35 PM (7AOgy)

22 Press conferences were important before 08, now we settle for one page press releases which we just copy to our newscasts and front pages. Boy is our job easy now!

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:35 PM (iJt82)

23

President "I Will Not Rest" predictably denounces finger-pointing while pointing fingers at everyone but himself, then hits the golf course.  And that's his idea of bold leadership.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:33 PM (7AOgy)

Didn't he denounce his own administration for cozying up to the oil companies?

"This is not the administration I thought I knew."

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:35 PM (1fanL)

24 President "I Will Not Rest" predictably denounces finger-pointing while pointing fingers at everyone but himself, then hits the golf course.  And that's his idea of bold leadership.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:33 PM (7AOgy)

Not sure, but I think it's because he's a dickhead.

Posted by: alppuccino at May 17, 2010 01:36 PM (YfqPv)

25 awesome, Pres'ent Toonces auntie Petunia is granted asylum.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 17, 2010 01:36 PM (erIg9)

26

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:33 PM (7AOgy)


Harry Reid is going all jihad on BP right now calling them greedy profitmongers without noting the fact that his boss was the largest recipient of BP cash during the campaign and gave the same rig that exploded a safety award last year.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 01:36 PM (t72+4)

27 And let us not forget, the Obama administration (a department of which the President is conveniently ignorant, anyway) awarded the BP platform kudos on how safe it was.

Pretending that an inherently dangerous operation isn't going to have some real, horrifying disasters always irritates me.

Posted by: Dianna at May 17, 2010 01:37 PM (qrFCz)

28 Unemplyment over 9% used to signal a horrible economy, now it just shows how much work the last President left the current one.

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:37 PM (iJt82)

29 I can kill a tread with a dumbass post.

Posted by: poondragon at May 17, 2010 01:38 PM (aqDkF)

30 Now, only the President's nice intentions matter. I thought that said "intestines" and I was somewhat taken aback.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2010 01:38 PM (eNxMU)

31 Blazer @ #26

Never let the facts get in the way of a demonizing rant.

Lots of shouting and name-calling, followed by excoriating editorials in all the usual papers, and those facts will never, ever rise to public attention again.

Excuse me. I think I need to go pound my head on my desk again.

Posted by: Dianna at May 17, 2010 01:40 PM (qrFCz)

32

Honest to God, I cannot watch any press of Lady Laura.

I just want to sob remembering the good ol' days when we had a woman with dignity and class gracing the White House.

Now, we're forced to watch pundits literally O-gasm over That Thing with the Arms ® that looks physically pained to even crack a smile.

I.Detest.That.Vile.Creature.In.The.East.Wing.

She is the epitome of liberal shehag. She's just dressed better. Only difference. The only damn difference.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 01:40 PM (pLTLS)

33 Now, only the President's nice intentions matter. I thought that said "intestines" and I was somewhat taken aback.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2010 05:38 PM (eNxMU)

What, is that a chit'lins reference?  RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:40 PM (7AOgy)

34 Oh btw imagine if Bush gave a safety award to an oil company the same year they exploded a rig on the Gulf. Yep I would be all over that, don't ask me to work now though.

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:40 PM (iJt82)

35

I have my problems with W, but Laura is what is known as a lady. That's something that Chewbacca Obama will never be.

Why is it that most of the top dem candidates' wives are such emasculating shrews, win or lose? M'shell, Te-ray-za, Shrillary!, Tippo, even St. Elizabeth of the dying of cancer (although you notice she's been 'dying' for at least 15 years!) are by most accounts complete bitches. While the GOP wives are for the most part classy ladies (even the ones who's husbands I can't stand).What is up with that?  

Posted by: Log Cabin at May 17, 2010 01:42 PM (e3SgL)

36

She is the epitome of liberal shehag. She's just dressed better. Only difference. The only damn difference.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:40 PM (pLTLS)

Michelle and the Salt-Sucker: Separated at Birth?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:44 PM (7AOgy)

37 I wish Laura Bush would shut up.  She was a good First Lady because she kept out of the way (as spouses should).

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 01:44 PM (Qp4DT)

38 I wish a lot of people would shut up......

Posted by: The MFM at May 17, 2010 01:45 PM (iJt82)

39

Now, we're forced to watch pundits literally O-gasm over That Thing with the Arms ® that looks physically pained to even crack a smile.

I.Detest.That.Vile.Creature.In.The.East.Wing.

She is the epitome of liberal shehag. She's just dressed better. Only difference. The only damn difference.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:40 PM (pLTLS)

Embrace your anger!  Feel the power of the Dark Side!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at May 17, 2010 01:46 PM (1fanL)

40 I hear the First Wookie killed a man with her ass cheeks.
I don't think smothering a guy sitting on his face counts.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 01:46 PM (7b1Uc)

41

Michelle and the Salt-Sucker: Separated at Birth?

Careful. That's the pic that caused Scott Baio to receive death threats when he posted it on Twitters saying, "He has to wake up to this?!?!"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 01:46 PM (pLTLS)

42 Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again.

Thank you Obama.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 01:47 PM (5Etcj)

43 I wish Laura Bush would shut up.  She was a good First Lady because she kept out of the way (as spouses should).

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 05:44 PM (Qp4DT)

And get those damned shoes off.  When was the last time she was pregnant anyway?

Posted by: Wife in Stepford at May 17, 2010 01:47 PM (1fanL)

44

Embrace your anger!  Feel the power of the Dark Side!

Y'know. I'm a pleasant person by nature (no really, I am!).

That shehag though, she brings out the worst in me. And then I have to hate her more for doing that. Bitch.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 01:48 PM (pLTLS)

45

When Odumbass finally finishes fucking everything thing up royally and blaming it on Bush, there's nothing wrong with being prepared for the inevitable.  Plus, this would be a great Father's day gift for an moron. *a strong hint to all the moronettes out there*

End of the World Sale: Nuke-Proof Bunkers - http://tinyurl.com/2chbg59

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 17, 2010 01:48 PM (YVZlY)

46 Best part:
“I think that, you know, one of the things that happened when George was president was that everything, including the weather, became his fault,” she said. “And it’s just an unrealistic, really, expectation of our president.”

You mean Karl Rove doesn't really have a weather machine? :takes off tinfoil hat:

/Laura Bush was in The Woodlands this afternoon, though I didn't go. Now I wish I had.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 01:50 PM (W396d)

47 Obama doesn't take questions at Freedom of Press Act signing

During a pooled press event in the Oval Office, President Obama was asked if he would take a couple questions.

"You're certainly free to ask the question," Obama told the reporters in the room. "I won't be answering []"

Posted by: officer paddy o'irony at May 17, 2010 01:50 PM (4WbTI)

48 42 I hear the First Wookie killed a man with her ass cheeks.
I don't think smothering a guy sitting on his face counts.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 05:46 PM (7b1Uc)

Kill me now, as I don't think I can ever rid myself of that visual.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 17, 2010 01:50 PM (YVZlY)

49

Careful. That's the pic that caused Scott Baio to receive death threats when he posted it on Twitters saying, "He has to wake up to this?!?!"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:46 PM (pLTLS)

Which side: left or right?  (Not that there's any appreciable difference.)

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:51 PM (7AOgy)

50

There's no double standard. 2001-2008, everything was Bush's fault.

2009-2012, everything is Bush's fault.

Posted by: Randy at May 17, 2010 01:51 PM (zQKSr)

51 I don't think smothering a guy sitting on his face counts.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 05:46 PM (7b1Uc)

Oh, it counts.

Posted by: Corpse with a Flat Head at May 17, 2010 01:51 PM (1fanL)

52

During a pooled press event in the Oval Office, President Obama was asked if he would take a couple questions.

"You're certainly free to ask the question," Obama told the reporters in the room. "I won't be answering []"

Posted by: officer paddy o'irony at May 17, 2010 05:50 PM (4WbTI)

"You might very well think so.  I couldn't possibly comment."

- Francis Urquhart, MP, House of Cards

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:52 PM (7AOgy)

53 "That Thing with the Arms ® "

Sounds like a bad copycat story of a H.P. Lovecraft genre

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at May 17, 2010 01:52 PM (zqzYV)

54

She's just dressed better.


BULLSHIT!

I'm so sick of hearing what a "fashionplate" the wookie is.

S/He has hideous taste in clothes, and it matters naught whether those clothes cost a small fortune.

Posted by: s'moron at May 17, 2010 01:53 PM (UaxA0)

55 Yeah, I;m drunk.

Posted by: schnappsdragon at May 17, 2010 01:53 PM (4WbTI)

56

What the hell is this "Freedom Of The Press Act" I keep hearing about? Last time I checked that was already guaranteed in the Constitution.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 01:53 PM (t72+4)

57 Laura Bush was in The Woodlands this afternoon, though I didn't go. Now I wish I had.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 05:50 PM (W396d)

Falling asleep across the Seven Dwarves' beds?  Or in Baby Bear's bed?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:53 PM (7AOgy)

58 "That Thing with the Arms ® "

Sounds like a bad copycat story of a H.P. Lovecraft genre

Posted by: Ludicrous Speed at May 17, 2010 05:52 PM (zqzYV)

Married to the Chthulu-in-Chief.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:54 PM (7AOgy)

59

And get those damned shoes off.  When was the last time she was pregnant anyway?

Posted by: Wife in Stepford at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM (1fanL)

My comment wasn't about marriage, but about spouses of politicians keeping their mouths shut - which Laura Bush did pretty darn well while she was First Lady.  Sadly, she feels the need to unload, now. 

If Palin were elected President, I wouldn't want to hear Todd open his mouth, either, and I think he did pretty well staying out of the spotlight and keeping quiet during the campaign.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 01:55 PM (Qp4DT)

60

O/T:  I just saw on Beck where the administration has argued in Judicial Watch's suit againt Fanny and Freddie that those agencies don't have to reveal information about party and campaign support since they're only semi-government organizations.  (Can't remembe the exact name.)  Even though we're on the hook for unlimited money.

Disgusting.  And frustrating stuff.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 17, 2010 01:55 PM (LWzOv)

61 What the hell is this "Freedom Of The Press Act" I keep hearing about? Last time I checked that was already guaranteed in the Constitution.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:53 PM (t72+4)

Haven't read it, but I'm thinking it's one of those Orwellian-titled Acts that actually reduces the freedom in question.  Except for Bambi-approved outlets.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:55 PM (1fanL)

62 57 What the hell is this "Freedom Of The Press Act" I keep hearing about? Last time I checked that was already guaranteed in the Constitution.

I dunno, but I'll guarantee that it'll do the opposite of what the name implies.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 01:56 PM (c0A3e)

63

Married to the Chthulu-in-Chief.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:54 PM (7AOgy)

You mean the First Chthulu.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:57 PM (1fanL)

64

End of the World Sale: Nuke-Proof Bunkers - http://tinyurl.com/2chbg59

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 17, 2010 05:48 PM (YVZlY)

Yeah, right.  How are we supposed to get to Barstow after the Apocalypse hits?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:57 PM (7AOgy)

65 I dunno, but I'll guarantee that it'll do the opposite of what the name implies.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 05:56 PM (c0A3e)

Great minds.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:57 PM (1fanL)

66


just beat me to it, UCOTC


Posted by: s'moron at May 17, 2010 01:58 PM (UaxA0)

67 What the hell is this "Freedom Of The Press Act" I keep hearing about? 

Obama WonÂ’t Say Who Killed Daniel Pearl

Posted by: schnappsdragon at May 17, 2010 01:58 PM (4WbTI)

68

I wish Laura Bush would shut up.  She was a good First Lady because she kept out of the way (as spouses should).

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 05:44 PM (Qp4DT)

If Cwissy Wallace had been turned down for an interview there would've been a major maxi-pad shortage in the DC area.

Btw, I was just phone-polled by Ras.  Suck it, Bammy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 17, 2010 01:58 PM (3AE0l)

69

My comment wasn't about marriage, but about spouses of politicians keeping their mouths shut - which Laura Bush did pretty darn well while she was First Lady.  Sadly, she feels the need to unload, now. 

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 05:55 PM (Qp4DT)

She isn't a politician's spouse anymore.  George is retired from politics.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 01:58 PM (7AOgy)

70

My comment wasn't about marriage, but about spouses of politicians keeping their mouths shut - which Laura Bush did pretty darn well while she was First Lady.  Sadly, she feels the need to unload, now. 

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 05:55 PM (Qp4DT)

But now she's just a private citizen expressing her opinion to someone who elicited it.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 01:59 PM (1fanL)

71 57  What the hell is this "Freedom Of The Press Act" I keep hearing about? Last time I checked that was already guaranteed in the Constitution.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:53 PM (t72+4)

What I can giveth, I can taketh away.

Posted by: Democrat Party at May 17, 2010 01:59 PM (as47X)

72 O/T: Feds: Mexican border? System works.
Farm next to Canadian border? Oh, yeah. We'll just steal that shit!

"[The U.S. Federal government] intends to acquire 4.9 acres of border land on a dairy farm owned for three generations by the Rainville family. Last month, the Rainvilles learned that if they refuse to sell the land for $39,500, the government intends to seize it by eminent domain."

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 01:59 PM (zgd5N)

73 #62 Haven't read it, but I'm thinking it's one of those Orwellian-titled Acts that actually reduces the freedom in question.  Except for Bambi-approved outlets.

#67  Great minds.

I guess so, FUBAR.  We were a minute apart on that one.  This Administration's so damn predictable. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 02:00 PM (c0A3e)

74 58 Falling asleep across the Seven Dwarves' beds?  Or in Baby Bear's bed?

How droll. Actually, it was because I disliked some comments from an earlier interview. Still deciding on an opinion, but this certainly helps. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:00 PM (W396d)

75 Now that the "honeymoon" period with the Obastards is over, it's time for everyone to gang pile on and do what damage they can.  I hope that more folk will come forward to opine in like manner.  The Obamas are vermin - the trash of humanity.  This truth needs to be repeated over and over until the average American has it fully ingrained into his skull. 

Posted by: Reactionary at May 17, 2010 02:01 PM (4nbyM)

76

Who killed Daniel Pearl?

That's easy to answer. Pearl was working closely with an American diplomat whose son is reputedly the anti-christ. Pearl was trying to pick up a satchel containing the sacred Daggers of Meggido when a pane of glass whizzed through the air and decapitated him.

As you can see, muslims had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 02:02 PM (P33XN)

77 Pish-posh, the media and Democrats (BIRM) said; if a sparrow dies of tuberculosis, that's on your boy.

BIRM = ?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 17, 2010 02:03 PM (PMGbu)

78 Now that the "honeymoon" period with the Obastards is over, it's time for everyone to gang pile on and do what damage they can.  I hope that more folk will come forward to opine in like manner.  The Obamas are vermin - the trash of humanity.  This truth needs to be repeated over and over until the average American has it fully ingrained into his skull. 

Posted by: Reactionary at May 17, 2010 06:01 PM (4nbyM)

Delete this comment and BAAAAN him or it'll be the end of AoSHQ as we know it!!!11!1!

Posted by: Excitable Passerby at May 17, 2010 02:04 PM (1fanL)

79

President "I Will Not Rest" predictably denounces finger-pointing while pointing fingers at everyone but himself, then hits the golf course.  And that's his idea of bold leadership.

If I hear one more liberal airhead make the statement about Toonces, " Well, at least he's trying",  I swear that I will need to kick them until their dead.  That includes some of my delusional relatives as well. 

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2010 02:04 PM (G+Wff)

80 but i repeat myself

Posted by: schnappsdragon at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (4WbTI)

81

-->She isn't a politician's spouse anymore. George is retired from politics.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:58 PM (7AOgy)

I understand. I just don't like it. Just my opinion.

-->But now she's just a private citizen expressing her opinion to someone who elicited it.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:59 PM (1fanL)

Not really (to the "elicited" part). This interview was prompted by her book. She elicited the coverage. As I said above, certainly her right, but not to my liking. No big deal.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (Qp4DT)

82 BIRM = ?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 17, 2010 06:03 PM (PMGbu)


But I Repeat Myself.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (1fanL)

83 I hate my president

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (CYW1e)

84

As we saw when Daniel pearl acted stupidly, never get your neck between our honorable, noble muslim brothers and a falafel.


Posted by: Obumbles at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (UaxA0)

85 66 End of the World Sale: Nuke-Proof Bunkers - http://tinyurl.com/2chbg59

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 17, 2010 05:48 PM (YVZlY)

Yeah, right.  How are we supposed to get to Barstow after the Apocalypse hits?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 05:57 PM (7AOgy)

End of world... survival in Barstow... End of world... survival in Barstow...
Forgive me but those are some horrible choices.

Posted by: Democrat Party at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (as47X)

86 George W Bush?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: True Conservatives at May 17, 2010 02:05 PM (YBTwf)

87

Hey #16--"Crapdragon"?  You're full of crap.

 

 And yes, it was tought to watch Laura Bush on a couple of interview shows this weekend flogging her book.  Reserved, gracious and polite. Contrast that to the Wookie in the White House.

True story; at 0300 Comanche Voter woke up out of a sound sleep and said"Turd"--and Mrs. Comanche Voter said "You're thinking about Obama, aren't you."  Bingo--she got the kewpie doll for getting it right.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 17, 2010 02:06 PM (ktYjH)

88 No big deal.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 06:05 PM (Qp4DT)

Yeah.  I mostly agree.  If it means the Wookiee will shut the hell up.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 02:06 PM (1fanL)

89 78Who killed Daniel Pearl?

That's easy to answer. Pearl was working closely with an American diplomat whose son is reputedly the anti-christ. Pearl was trying to pick up a satchel containing the sacred Daggers of Meggido when a pane of glass whizzed through the air and decapitated him.

As you can see, muslims had nothing to do with it.

That's not the story I heard.  I heard that Daniel Pearl was about to infiltrate a gang of "teabaggers", but had his cover blown.  Teabaggers kill their victims by decapitating them with rusty swords.  Only racists would attribute this method of execution to the Muslims...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 02:06 PM (c0A3e)

90 can I say that, hmmm  OK then I seriously dislike the president

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 17, 2010 02:06 PM (CYW1e)

91 In retrospect, W was not a good president, and I say that as someone who voted for him twice.  Sure, he beat the alternative, but I know conservative, and W, you are no conservative. 


Posted by: The Hammer at May 17, 2010 02:07 PM (YBTwf)

92 Stupid sock

Posted by: Soon to be Ex-ExZonie at May 17, 2010 02:07 PM (as47X)

93 Teabaggers kill their victims by decapitating them with rusty swords.  Only racists would attribute this method of execution to the Muslims...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)

The Teabaggers were frustrated.

Posted by: robtr at May 17, 2010 02:08 PM (fwSHf)

94 OH,  and I'm white, caucasian, is that still OK

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 17, 2010 02:08 PM (CYW1e)

Posted by: The Hammer at May 17, 2010 02:08 PM (YBTwf)

96 So we should expect a direct criticism from Obama in the next few days.  He's so thinned skinned they probably had to take away his internet access because he'd want to attack every single criticism on him.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2010 06:06 PM (oVQFe)

One of my favorite cartoons. 

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 02:09 PM (1fanL)

97 But I Repeat Myself.

Thnx.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 17, 2010 02:09 PM (PMGbu)

98 98

Posted by: The Hammer at May 17, 2010 06:08 PM (YBTwf)

I'm with you 100%.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at May 17, 2010 02:09 PM (YVZlY)

99

End of world... survival in Barstow... End of world... survival in Barstow...
Forgive me but those are some horrible choices.

Posted by: Democrat Party at May 17, 2010 06:05 PM (as47X)

Cake & tea or death?

Posted by: Church of England at May 17, 2010 02:09 PM (pUfK9)

100

Yeah.  I mostly agree.  If it means the Wookiee will shut the hell up.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 06:06 PM (1fanL)

What the sasquatch is doing is well beyond legitimate.  She has moved from being merely repulsive to actively dangerous with her insane attempt to control Americans through food and the like.  The sasquatch is a very dangerous person who is much worse than merely a stain on the US; she is a menace to society.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:10 PM (Qp4DT)

101 Who killed Daniel Pearl?

That's easy to answer. Pearl was working closely with an American diplomat whose son is reputedly the anti-christ. Pearl was trying to pick up a satchel containing the sacred Daggers of Meggido when a pane of glass whizzed through the air and decapitated him.

As you can see, muslims had nothing to do with it.

That's not the story I heard.  I heard that Daniel Pearl was about to infiltrate a gang of "teabaggers", but had his cover blown.  Teabaggers kill their victims by decapitating them with rusty swords.  Only racists would attribute this method of execution to the Muslims...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)





You're both wrong. Daniel pearl was on a secret mission to infiltrate an underground group of telekinetic Christian fundamentalist conservatives known as "Scanners" when he was forced to engage in an epic mind battle to the death with the leader and his head exploded.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 02:12 PM (t72+4)

102

Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy?

Yeah, she showed him a picture of your momma and he fell dead on the spot

Posted by: Gary from Vault 108 at May 17, 2010 02:13 PM (p05LM)

103

Posted by: Excitable Passerby at May 17, 2010 06:04 PM (1fanL)

LOL!

Posted by: Reactionary at May 17, 2010 02:14 PM (4nbyM)

104

End of world... survival in Barstow... End of world... survival in Barstow...
Forgive me but those are some horrible choices.

Posted by: Democrat Party at May 17, 2010 06:05 PM (as47X)

Isn't the actual Democrat Party hell-bent on ending the world by turning all of it into Barstow?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:16 PM (7AOgy)

105

Obama and Sasquatch also benefit from shared extreme myopia and an almost complete lack of a sense of smell.

Posted by: s'moron at May 17, 2010 02:16 PM (UaxA0)

106 43 Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again.

Thank you Obama.
Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM

Other than what lands on Mexican shores from the oil slick, how is he doing that without drilling, squirting it out of his ass?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 02:16 PM (sYxEE)

107 #107 -

Isn't the actual Democrat Party hell-bent on ending the world by turning all of it into Barstow?

Posted by: stuiec

Only for people like us.

*Shudder!*

Posted by: Dianna at May 17, 2010 02:18 PM (qrFCz)

108 87 End of world... survival in Barstow... End of world... survival in Barstow... Forgive me but those are some horrible choices.
_______________

Could be worse. Could move to the Ukraine and raise earthworms for their post-apocalyptic protein, like Ed Dames. He must be a cheery fellow.

Posted by: Anachronda listens to too much Art Bell at May 17, 2010 02:19 PM (3K4hn)

109 I'm so sick of hearing what a "fashionplate" the wookie is. S/He has hideous taste in clothes, and it matters naught whether those clothes cost a small fortune. She dresses like a white golfer, that's all. Country clubbers!!111!!1!!

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 17, 2010 02:19 PM (w9bVp)

110 Ak't malk ta b'hahk k'wolk

(Michelle Obama, I'd hit it)

Posted by: Commander krugedragon at May 17, 2010 02:20 PM (sYxEE)

111 I hope there is a cartoon in 2012 depicting Uncle Sam booting the both of them out of the WH and saying "Don't come back"!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:20 PM (OGJcd)

112
Daniel Pearl would still be alive today if Dick Cheney hadn't have outed super secret agent Valerie Flame.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:20 PM (uFokq)

113 How droll. Actually, it was because I disliked some comments from an earlier interview. Still deciding on an opinion, but this certainly helps. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 06:00 PM (W396d)

They see me drollin', they hatin'.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:21 PM (7AOgy)

114

 I don't think smothering a guy sitting on his face counts.

Believe it or not, that's why the Twisty Straw was invented (and then the EXXTRA-LONG tristy straw.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 02:21 PM (S1Ttj)

115
I hope there is a cartoon in 2012 depicting Uncle Sam booting the both of them out of the
WH U.S.A. and saying "Don't come back"!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 06:20 PM (OGJcd)



FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 02:21 PM (t72+4)

116 109 43 Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again. Thank you Obama. Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM Other than what lands on Mexican shores from the oil slick, how is he doing that without drilling, squirting it out of his ass? He didn't say net exporter, dude. Most Alaskan oil goes to the East, always has. We get ours from Chavez.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 17, 2010 02:21 PM (w9bVp)

117 Ak't malk ta b'hahk k'wolk

(Michelle Obama, I'd hit it)

Posted by: Commander krugedragon at May 17, 2010 06:20 PM (sYxEE)

Oh, a hillbilly Klingon?  Sleeps with his cousins?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:22 PM (7AOgy)

118
Moonbats were actually saying that we could have stopped Iran's nuke program if Plame's cover was not blown because she was working on a super secret undercover op to stop it.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:22 PM (uFokq)

119 118,

Amen Brother!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:22 PM (OGJcd)

120

 I don't think smothering a guy sitting on his face counts.

Believe it or not, that's why the Twisty Straw was invented (and then the EXXTRA-LONG tristy straw.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 06:21 PM (S1Ttj)

Not to mention Monty Python.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:23 PM (7AOgy)

121 Moonbats were actually saying that we could have stopped Iran's nuke program if Plame's cover was not blown because she was working on a super secret undercover op to stop it.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 06:22 PM (uFokq)

Yep.  It was in the draft for Joe Wilson's next New York Slimes op-ed.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:24 PM (Qp4DT)

122 121 Moonbats were actually saying that we could have stopped Iran's nuke program if Plame's cover was not blown because she was working on a super secret undercover op to stop it.

I want whatever these guys are smoking - sounds like some grade-A stuff!

She was working on a secret undercover op from her desk?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 02:25 PM (c0A3e)

123 121
Moonbats were actually saying that we could have stopped Iran's nuke program if Plame's cover was not blown because she was working on a super secret undercover op to stop it.
Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 06:22 PM

They also say Obama is exporting oil for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 02:25 PM (sYxEE)

124 43 Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again.

Thank you Obama.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM (5Etcj)


Oh, you were including SNAKE OIL. That would make your assertion true

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 02:26 PM (sYxEE)

125 O/T

Tom Campbell is cutting back on ad buys, Hotline reports.

Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2010 02:27 PM (HjPtV)

126
They also say Obama is exporting oil for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 06:25 PM (sYxEE)






Yea, but I dont think doing it via the ocean currents count. Tankers are more efficient and save time.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 02:28 PM (t72+4)

127
Let's play...

Who Wrote This?

Let's try a political thought experiment. Imagine that a few months after a new president takes office, his administration approves an offshore oil well a mile beneath the Gulf of Mexico. It is to be run by BP, whose employees were very generous donors to the president's campaign. The oil company airily dismisses the possibility of a catastrophic leak that might destroy the coastline. Nearly a year later, the president—to the dismay of his environmentalist supporters—says he wants to greatly expand offshore drilling. Soon after that, the BP well explodes, and oil spews into the gulf. It's clear to everyone that the blowout is a major catastrophe, requiring a federal mobilization. But the president's initial response is to say, in effect: do not worry, BP will pay for the cleanup. Eleven days pass before he goes to survey the scene.

Of course, this is a sketch of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, and the president is Barack Obama. But here is the rest of the experiment. Imagine the reaction of Washington—the media, Congress, the "national conversation"—if the president wasn't Obama but George W. Bush. "We would be under siege," says Dan Bartlett, who was communications director in the Bush years. "There'd be calls for special prosecutors, investigations everywhere. The focus wouldn't be on what was happening out in the gulf—it would be on what happened in the West Wing."

a) Rush Limbaugh

b) Charles Krauthammer

c) Howard friggin Fineman

d) a baby parrot

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:28 PM (uFokq)

128 Feelings and intentions are the same as facts, silly man. In fact. feelings are better than facts.

Posted by: Post-Modernist Moonbat at May 17, 2010 02:28 PM (w9bVp)

129 They also say Obama is exporting oil for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 06:25 PM (sYxEE)

The Precedent is "saving or creating" exported oil for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:29 PM (Qp4DT)

130

Prezident Barry is creating an executive level presidential commission to investigate the oil spill, according to CNN.

Hmmmm. Do you need a presidential commission to blame BP and Bush?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 02:29 PM (P33XN)

131 74 O/T: Feds: Mexican border? System works.
Farm next to Canadian border? Oh, yeah. We'll just steal that shit!
----
Displacement.

It's fascinating how often this pattern is repeated... always going for the safe target.

Posted by: fb at May 17, 2010 02:30 PM (G60Nl)

132 They also say Obama is exporting oil for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 17, 2010 06:25 PM (sYxEE)

You notice how when Sarah Palin criticized Obama's new policy on nuclear retaliation, he said, "The last I checked Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues" -- but when she criticized him on his handling of the BP oil spill, he didn't say a word about her?  I guess he's just smart enough to understand that she IS an expert (and not just compared to him) on the production and transportation of crude oil.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:30 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:30 PM (uFokq)

134
Give up, fagz?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:31 PM (uFokq)

135
If you answered b) Krauthammer...you be...


WRONG!

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:32 PM (uFokq)

136 131 Let's play...

Who Wrote This?

"Let's try a political thought experiment. Imagine..."

c) Howard friggin Fineman

It was on FOX.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:33 PM (W396d)

137

Yea, but I dont think doing it via the ocean currents count. Tankers are more efficient and save time.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 06:28 PM (t72+4)

No, no, exporting it in the Gulf Stream is much more efficient.  When you haul in a net full of fish, you can throw them straight into the pan because they're pre-greased.  Just add potatoes - instant fish and chips!

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:33 PM (7AOgy)

138 That's not the story I heard.  I heard that Daniel Pearl was about to infiltrate a gang of "teabaggers", but had his cover blown.  Teabaggers kill their victims by decapitating them with rusty swords.  Only racists would attribute this method of execution to the Muslims...
I think we've got our series finale, guys.

Posted by: Law & Order screenwriters at May 17, 2010 02:33 PM (7b1Uc)

139
Miss Baby, you don't play well with other kids, do you?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:35 PM (uFokq)

140

Howard Fineman?

Howie Fineman is a motherfucker. He plays a parrot on the Keith Olbermann Komedy Hour and spends the rest of his time working on a 10,000 page novel in which a nerdy teenage retard named Boward Kineman saves the world from an evil race of Konservative Nazi Aliens from the planet Bushhitler-Cheneyclasterfark X13.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 02:35 PM (P33XN)

141 43 Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again.

Thank you Obama.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 05:47 PM (5Etcj)


Go eat a bowl of poison you fucking insect.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 17, 2010 02:36 PM (erIg9)

142 I would have solved my Feminine Itch problem by now if it weren't for the Bush administration. (heh - old Whoopie joke).

Posted by: Snatch draggin' at May 17, 2010 02:36 PM (S1Ttj)

143 Obama on fox speech, performs miracle of calming the water. For all you skeptics out there.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 17, 2010 02:36 PM (r1h5M)

144


I would have made a level 80 on World of Warcraft by now if Cheney had not outed Plame !

Posted by: snapdragqueen at May 17, 2010 02:36 PM (t72+4)

145 145 Miss Baby, you don't play well with other kids, do you?

Would you have asked if a liberal hadn't written it?

Besides, I took your question at face value. I don't quite understand why I've been mildly slighted twice in this thread.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:39 PM (W396d)

146
Did FOX also play the audio of Orrin Hatchling on Laura Ingraham saying he understood why people are upset at Washington because they [the people in Washington] are making a mess of things.

And then Lauraw, increduously, asks boobyHatch, "Senator, aren't you part of Washington?"

Hatch giggled ,"Hell no! I'm not part of Washington."

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:43 PM (uFokq)

147 I don't quite understand why I've been mildly slighted twice in this thread.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 06:39 PM (W396d)

Shake it off.  You're doing just fine.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:43 PM (Qp4DT)

148 Plame was nothing but a clerk and a skank, did I say liar too?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:43 PM (OGJcd)

149 Besides, I took your question at face value. I don't quite understand why I've been mildly slighted twice in this thread.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 06:39 PM (W396d)

For the record, I wasn't mildly slighting you.  I was wondering why Laura Bush was in the woodlands.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 02:43 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:44 PM (W396d)

151

If I wasn't so into prepubescent boys, I'd totally hit Michelle Obama.  She also has a bigger dick than me, so that's kind of a turn off, too.

Did I mention that I have a huge cucumber stuffed up my ass? 

Posted by: Fap! Fap! Fap! dragon at May 17, 2010 02:44 PM (JlrhB)

152 We get ours from Chavez.

Canada is by far the US' single largest supplier of oil.

By far.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 17, 2010 02:44 PM (S9AJM)

153

Howard Fineman's parents say that his first words were, "That's exactly right, Keith".

They were mystified as to what this meant.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 02:44 PM (P33XN)

154
I don't think I like your attitude, Ms Baby.

Maybe you need a timeout. Let us know when you're ready to play nice with the other kids.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:44 PM (uFokq)

155 Miss '80sBaby--you got the nswer right! And I think you play just fine with others.

Posted by: nikkolai at May 17, 2010 02:45 PM (U0lNn)

156 160,

I disagree I say Mexico is and the illegals are just a perk thrown in!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:46 PM (OGJcd)

157

Howard Fineman is working on his autobiography.

The title?

I Agree With Everything Keith Olbermann Says: My Life in Journalism

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2010 02:46 PM (P33XN)

158
Well, I suppose I should be impressed with your deductive reasoning. I thought I could throw people off the baby parrot option.

/tips hat and bows

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:47 PM (uFokq)

159 157 Oh, I get it. Book signing & the Barnes & Noble in The Woodlands, TX.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, platinum blonde at May 17, 2010 02:48 PM (W396d)

160 166 Well, he is a parrot at that. Are macaws the ones that are loud & obnoxious?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:51 PM (W396d)

161 164 I disagree I say Mexico is and the illegals are just a perk thrown in!

Waterhouse is right.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 02:52 PM (c0A3e)

162 168,

Don't know about that but macaca's are!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:52 PM (OGJcd)

163
I think Barretta had a macaw. Then he shot it.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:53 PM (uFokq)

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 02:53 PM (zgd5N)

165
you're too young to remember Baretta, right?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 02:53 PM (uFokq)

166 I think Barretta had a macaw. Then he shot it.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 17, 2010 06:53 PM (uFokq)

Cockatoo.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 02:53 PM (Qp4DT)

167 172

Weird. I thought in Thailand even the guys look like chicks.

Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of at May 17, 2010 02:55 PM (S9AJM)

168 Best movie that murderer made made was Electra Glide in Blue and it sucked.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:55 PM (OGJcd)

169 Wow, that was a weird sock.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 17, 2010 02:55 PM (S9AJM)

170 I went and researched waterhouse and I was wrong about the oil, but then who isn't.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 02:56 PM (OGJcd)

171 "Other than what lands on Mexican shores from the oil slick, how is he doing that"

The oil is heading to the gulf stream...and Europe.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 02:57 PM (5Etcj)

172 Laura Bush once killed a guy....with a trident.

Posted by: JavaJoe at May 17, 2010 02:57 PM (e9JZd)

173 I don't think I like your attitude, Ms Baby. Maybe you need a timeout. Let us know when you're ready to play nice with the other kids. Skip the timeout. Better she plays with the others than she sits in the corner playing with matches.

Posted by: fluffy is back! at May 17, 2010 02:57 PM (SwkdU)

174
Best movie that murderer made made was Electra Glide in Blue and it sucked.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 06:55 PM (OGJcd)






Hush yo' mouth , EGIB was awesome.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 02:58 PM (t72+4)

175 I hear the First Wookie killed a man with her ass cheeks.
She did, then she made him marry her.

Posted by: Judge Harold T. Stone at May 17, 2010 02:58 PM (EhlQq)

176 173 you're too young to remember Baretta, right?

Uh, Robert Blake was in it, the man acquitted for murder. That's about as much as I know.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 02:58 PM (W396d)

177 I had NOTHING to do with that murder thing

Posted by: Fred at May 17, 2010 02:58 PM (e9JZd)

178
Skip the timeout. Better she plays with the others than she sits in the corner playing with matches.

Posted by: fluffy is back! at May 17, 2010 06:57 PM (SwkdU)







Nobody put's  Miss'80sBaby in the corner, NOBODY !!

Posted by: Johnny Castle at May 17, 2010 03:00 PM (t72+4)

179 181 But I love playing with matches.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:00 PM (W396d)

180 187,

You are ok with me darlin' I like your posts.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:01 PM (OGJcd)

181 #179  The oil is heading to the gulf stream...and Europe.

Uh, linky please?

/Realize there's oil seeps all around the ocean, pal?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:02 PM (c0A3e)

182 104 Who killed Daniel Pearl?

That's easy to answer. Pearl was working closely with an American diplomat whose son is reputedly the anti-christ. Pearl was trying to pick up a satchel containing the sacred Daggers of Meggido when a pane of glass whizzed through the air and decapitated him.

As you can see, muslims had nothing to do with it.

That's not the story I heard.  I heard that Daniel Pearl was about to infiltrate a gang of "teabaggers", but had his cover blown.  Teabaggers kill their victims by decapitating them with rusty swords.  Only racists would attribute this method of execution to the Muslims...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)





You're both wrong. Daniel pearl was on a secret mission to infiltrate an underground group of telekinetic Christian fundamentalist conservatives known as "Scanners" when he was forced to engage in an epic mind battle to the death with the leader and his head exploded.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 06:12 PM (t72+4)

You are all wrong and should turn in your moron cards immediately. It was the Joooooooooooos. They put a sack of vipers over his head and allowed them to bite him. Some wandering ROPers came upon him and tried to save him by cutting his head off so that the poison didn't kill him. They almost saved his life you wingnuts!

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 17, 2010 03:02 PM (Vol3D)

183 The oil will be swallowed up by nature get a grip folks.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:02 PM (OGJcd)

184 #186  Gaia, I hated that damn movie!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:03 PM (c0A3e)

185 188 187 Thanks, Nam Grunt; same to you. Haven't been on a daytime thread in some time, so I've forgotten some things.

Anyway, what are you BBQing today?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:04 PM (W396d)

186 But I love playing with matches. You said that like it's a good thing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2010 03:04 PM (SwkdU)

187 193,

It's raining like hell, making a homemade lasagna with garlic bread for supper.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:05 PM (OGJcd)

188 194 But I love playing with matches.

You said that like it's a good thing.

'cause it is.

/Very burny. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:05 PM (c0A3e)

189
#186  Gaia, I hated that damn movie!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 07:03 PM (c0A3e)





Just wait 'till you get married or enter into a long term relationship with a female my friend.  You will watch it and you will like it.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:05 PM (t72+4)

190 Computer models say tThe oil may be is heading to the gulf stream...and Europe.

FTFY, assdraggin'.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 17, 2010 03:06 PM (S9AJM)

191

Hey, for the first time in 30 years, America is exporting oil again.

Thank you Obama.

Is this shit for real?

I seem to recall the lefties getting all worked up about oil exports back in '08.

Warning:  Huffpo link

http://tinyurl.com/5h8xss

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at May 17, 2010 03:06 PM (JlrhB)

192

@102 - Babies on spikes!

Posted by: reason at May 17, 2010 03:06 PM (V40IZ)

193 Dammit, is somebody slighting M8B?  Don't make me come in here and crack some skulls!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 03:07 PM (1fanL)

194

"I hear the First Wookie killed a man with her ass cheeks."

Those who see them seldom live to tell the tale...

Posted by: reason at May 17, 2010 03:07 PM (V40IZ)

195

I think Barretta had a macaw. Then he shot it.

I think barretta had a cock or two.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 03:08 PM (S1Ttj)

196 Don't these eco wackos realize that they will starve and walk too?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:08 PM (OGJcd)

197 #197  Just wait 'till you get married or enter into a long term relationship with a female my friend.  You will watch it and you will like it.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!

/In that case, never!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:09 PM (c0A3e)

198 201 Dammit, is somebody slighting M8B?  Don't make me come in here and crack some skulls!

Yeah, that's my job!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:10 PM (c0A3e)

199

I think Barretta had a macaw. Then he shot it.

I think barretta had a cock or two.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 07:08 PM (S1Ttj)

Baretta was a pussy.

Posted by: Kojak at May 17, 2010 03:10 PM (1fanL)

200 189 #179 NOAA & NASA are tracking the Deepwater Horizon spill. NOAA also has a tracking system.

Oh, & sod off, snapdragon.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:10 PM (W396d)

201 204 Don't these eco wackos realize that they will starve and walk too?

They think they'll be spared such indignities because they "care".  Just look at Gore.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:11 PM (c0A3e)

202 Uh, linky please?
/Realize there's oil seeps all around the ocean, pal?  Posted by: Kratos

Why bother engaging the troll? It's copynpasta'd from either DailyKomerad or HuffnPost.

Speaking of, now's a good time for all good morons to use a proxy and sign up on the Lefties websites. Post some random "Damn righties" comments, and then in October -- Unleash the full power of the MoronStar!

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 03:11 PM (zgd5N)

203 Cuba would be a great place for an oil bath!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:13 PM (OGJcd)

204
Hell, it's  British Petroleums' (BP) well, let it wash all over the shores of Britain.

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at May 17, 2010 07:11 PM (IhHdM)






It will make a swell accessory to all the volcanic ash they'll be wearing.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:13 PM (t72+4)

205 194 You said that like it's a good thing.

I have a friend who once accidentally caught her teddy bear on fire. She also has an affinity for drinking vinegar & mixing cleaning substances. Though she stopped mixing cleaners after she almost passed-out last time. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:14 PM (W396d)

206 It will dissipate before it gets to the euro assholes, but SA is good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:15 PM (OGJcd)

207 I have a friend who once accidentally caught her teddy bear on fire. She also has an affinity for drinking vinegar & mixing cleaning substances. Though she stopped mixing cleaners after she almost passed-out last time. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 07:14 PM (W396d)

I suggest new friends.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 03:15 PM (1fanL)

208 214,

Your friend have a skag addiction and tried to hide it for a drug test?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:17 PM (OGJcd)

209 I have a friend who once accidentally caught her teddy bear on fire. She also has an affinity for drinking vinegar & mixing cleaning substances. Though she stopped mixing cleaners after she almost passed-out last time. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 07:14 PM (W396d)

It's okay to admit this "friend" of yours is really you.  We'll likely think better of you, anyway.

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 03:17 PM (pUfK9)

210
Release the Kockatoo!

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:18 PM (uFokq)

211 195 193 Food sounds good.

Hmm, nasty storms headed towards Houston...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:18 PM (W396d)

212

The troll means this NY Times story.  Apparently we are pre-marinating the Gulf shrimp:

"Given their size, the plumes cannot possibly be made of pure oil, but more likely consist of fine droplets of oil suspended in a far greater quantity of water, Dr. Joye said. She added that in places, at least, the plumes might be the consistency of a thin salad dressing."

BP is planning to treat these plumes with emergency applications of vinegar, garlic, herbs and spices.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:18 PM (7AOgy)

213 Release the Kockatoo!

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 07:18 PM (uFokq)

The Barbed Cockatoo of Satan?!?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:19 PM (7AOgy)

214 #218  It's okay to admit this "friend" of yours is really you.  We'll likely think better of you, anyway.

Good point, Editor!  It's okay, M80sB.  I once mixed hydrogen peroxide and Clorox together and tried to put it in my Super Soaker.  Hilarity did not ensue.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:19 PM (c0A3e)

215 BP is totally fucked, so they should just STFU!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:19 PM (OGJcd)

216

For the record, I did not like the movie "Dirty Dancing." I wanted to punch that chick in the face. Of course that was my reaction to her in Red Dawn as well.

Of course the Obamas benefit from a double standard, heck as far as I can tell there are no standards when it comes to seeing who can blow them the most in the media.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 03:20 PM (RZ8pf)

217 219 Release the Kockatoo!

I hated those blasted things in Final Fantasy.  They turned my warrior into stone, leaving all my other characters to die horribly in the Earth cave.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:20 PM (c0A3e)

218 Though she stopped mixing cleaners after she almost passed-out last time. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 07:14 PM (W396d)

Clorox and Vanish: cheap instant chlorine gas generator.  Great way to use one's toilet to re-enact the WWI Battle of the Somme.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:21 PM (7AOgy)

219 "Now the President can't be blamed for anything"

Damn right!  'Cause he's BLACK, and if you blame him it's because you're a fucking redneck hillbilly, clinging to your guns and bibles, 'cause your a RACIST cracker!

Posted by: GarandFan at May 17, 2010 03:21 PM (6mwMs)

220
BP is totally fucked, so they should just STFU!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 07:19 PM (OGJcd)





As long as they keep ponyin' up loads of campaign cash to the Demonrats, all will be forgiven.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:21 PM (t72+4)

221

Natural disaster responses were the Presidents responsibility before 2008. They will resume being their responsibility in 12 or 16 depending on circumstances.

 

rewrite:  natural disasters responses directly correspond with a presidents pary affiliation

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at May 17, 2010 03:22 PM (yf5QI)

222 Did someone actually enjoy Dirty Dancing? 

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 03:22 PM (pUfK9)

223 226 For the record, I did not like the movie "Dirty Dancing." I wanted to punch that chick in the face. Of course that was my reaction to her in Red Dawn as well.

I finally found a woman who did not like Dirty Dancing.  I think I can fade from existence now, my purpose complete.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:22 PM (c0A3e)

224 218 It's okay to admit this "friend" of yours is really you.  We'll likely think better of you, anyway.

Riiight. No, I can't stand vinegar, but she loves it. Actually was afraid of fire until my brothers showed me that trick where you quickly move your finger through a flame.

Anyway, 1st time I met her was in elementary, & she was eating tape. She was always really excited about chemistry experiments, too. But now she's a teacher & has settled down, for the most part. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:22 PM (W396d)

225 'cause your a RACIST cracker!

Posted by: GarandFan at May 17, 2010 07:21 PM (6mwMs)

Well, yeah, but that's besides the point.

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 03:23 PM (pUfK9)

226
Did someone actually enjoy Dirty Dancing? 

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 07:22 PM (pUfK9)





Only the part where Jennifer Grey danced up the stairs in a pair of skimpy shorts.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (t72+4)

227 229,

What's your point?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (OGJcd)

228 I think Barretta had a macaw. Then he shot it.
He had to--it was going to talk.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (7b1Uc)

229 For the record, I did not like the movie "Dirty Dancing." I wanted to punch that chick in the face. Of course that was my reaction to her in Red Dawn as well. Did you hate me, as well?

Posted by: Jeanie Beuller at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (SwkdU)

230 Anyway, 1st time I met her was in elementary, & she was eating tape. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 07:22 PM (W396d)

Eating tape?  WTF?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (Qp4DT)

231 232 Did someone actually enjoy Dirty Dancing?

I did!

Posted by: Eric Massa at May 17, 2010 03:24 PM (Wpgaw)

232 Anyway, 1st time I met her was in elementary, & she was eating tape. She was always really excited about chemistry experiments, too. But now she's a teacher & has settled down, for the most part. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 07:22 PM (W396d)

Tape?  I knew lots of kids who ate white paste, but never anyone who moved on to the harder (yet still flexible) stuff.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:25 PM (7AOgy)

233 224 #218  Good point, Editor!  It's okay, M80sB.  I once mixed hydrogen peroxide and Clorox together and tried to put it in my Super Soaker.  Hilarity did not ensue.

I wore 2 pairs of gloves during college chemistry, when we did that experiment where you add substances (acids & bases?) together to make them change colours.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:25 PM (W396d)

234 Miss'80sBab,

Your friend was a goat I think.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:26 PM (OGJcd)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:26 PM (7b1Uc)

236 Tape?  That is sick.

Posted by: Kid who ate paste at May 17, 2010 03:26 PM (pUfK9)

237
He had to--it was going to talk.

haha!

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:26 PM (uFokq)

238 194 But I love playing with matches.

You said that like it's a good thing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2010 07:04 PM (SwkdU)


I'm a firestarter, a wicked firestarter!

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 17, 2010 03:26 PM (erIg9)

239 mmmmm paste.....nice minty taste

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 03:27 PM (ucxC/)

240 Tape?  That is sick.

Agreed.

Posted by: Kid who ate worms at May 17, 2010 03:27 PM (S9AJM)

241 The oil is heading to the gulf stream...and Europe.

Hey M80s! It's okay to tell us that this "friend" of yours who sniffs cleaning fluids is in fact snapdragon.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 03:27 PM (Wpgaw)

242
Baretta's Bird.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 07:26 PM (7b1Uc)






SCTV is what SNL wanted to be when it grew up.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:28 PM (t72+4)

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 03:28 PM (Mmw0q)

244 Only the part where Jennifer Grey danced up the stairs in a pair of skimpy shorts.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 07:24 PM (t72+4)

Apropos of the discussion on the Miss USA thread about Sarah Jessica Parker and Julia Roberts, Jennifer Grey had her nose fixed to make her prettier -- it killed her career, because no one could associate her new face to the roles she'd played before.  Apparently it's no use actually BEING the star of Dirty Dancing if no one can RECOGNIZE you as the star of Dirty Dancing.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:28 PM (7AOgy)

245

To paraphrase the disgust and anxieties which Charles Krauthammer expressed on the news tonight, all around the world, we're witnessing the total collapse of all of Obama's and Clinton's foreign policy "initiatives" for the past 16 months. They're a pair of incredibly incompetent fools.

Our allies are abandoning us and seeking new alliances, because the USA can't be trusted anymore. Our allies are sickened by Obama's kowtowing to our enemies, from which that damned fool has gained nothing but their contempt. Our allies consider Obama to be inept and weak and not very bright. The USA is in retreat and we're seeing its decline, all of which can attributed directly to that madman and empty suit in the White House. He is a disaster!!! The most irrational and the most incompetent president in the history of this country. Argh, the guy is such a total schmuck!!!!!!

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 03:29 PM (ITzbJ)

246 I wore 2 pairs of gloves during college chemistry, when we did that experiment where you add substances (acids & bases?) together to make them change colours.

I never had much interest in chemistry classes; they never let us mix up the cool stuff that would dissolve human skin on contact.

By the way M80s, you're watching too much BBC.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 03:29 PM (Wpgaw)

247

@ 179 - So Europe can mop up the oil,  refine it, sell it back to us and get  Greece out of bankruptcy -- while we go further into bankruptcy ourselves. 

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at May 17, 2010 03:30 PM (PZLW0)

248
SCTV did a funny parody of The Godfather


Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:30 PM (uFokq)

249 256,

At last, I have an ally!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:31 PM (OGJcd)

250 244 Baretta's Bird.

I also know a family who owns a cockatoo named Moses. Cockatoos are difficult to manage & real troublemakers. Only 1 of the girls can manage him.

Moses

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:32 PM (W396d)

251 SCTV is what SNL wanted to be when it grew up.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 07:28 PM (t72+4)

What does that make Kids in the Hall?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:32 PM (7AOgy)

252

End of world... survival in Barstow... End of world... survival in Barstow...
Forgive me but those are some horrible choices.

Posted by: Democrat Party at May 17, 2010 06:05 PM (as47X)

If the Mad Greek diner survives, Barstow will be a 'win win'

 


Posted by: the Butcher at May 17, 2010 03:33 PM (8g9qq)

253 "Is this shit for real?"

It was a joke, outlaw.

A joke.

In Soviet Russia, oil spills you!

Posted by: snapdragon at May 17, 2010 03:33 PM (5Etcj)

254 I never had much interest in chemistry classes; they never let us mix up the cool stuff that would dissolve human skin on contact.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 07:29 PM (Wpgaw)

That's odd: that stuff is what they made us use to clean the glassware at the end of each lab period.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:33 PM (7AOgy)

255 #256 -  BRAVO!!!!  HEAR!! HEAR!!

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at May 17, 2010 03:33 PM (PZLW0)

256 The bad thing about cockatoos is that it takes many to bbq for a decent meal, sort of like squirrels.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:34 PM (OGJcd)

257 #257  I never had much interest in chemistry classes; they never let us mix up the cool stuff that would dissolve human skin on contact.

I can sympathize - they never let us make meth. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:34 PM (c0A3e)

258

If the Mad Greek diner survives, Barstow will be a 'win win'

Posted by: the Butcher at May 17, 2010 07:33 PM (8g9qq)

Oh, hell - the Mad Greek diner's gotta be the structure disguising the entrance to the bunker.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:35 PM (7AOgy)

259 257 I never had much interest in chemistry classes; they never let us mix up the cool stuff that would dissolve human skin on contact.

It's fun, as long as you have instructions...& safety precautions. Biology is much safer.

By the way M80s, you're watching too much BBC.

Banish the thought!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:35 PM (W396d)

260


What does that make Kids in the Hall?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 07:32 PM (7AOgy)




Kids In The Hall was good, so was The State and Mr. Show. However, SCTV came first and set the standard for that type of comedy.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:35 PM (t72+4)

261 Need a clue? No need to buy a vowel. Two letters.
GE?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:36 PM (7b1Uc)

262

The most irrational and the most incompetent president in the history of this country.

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 07:29 PM (ITzbJ)

That is, unless it was his intention all along to take the USA down a few pegs.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:37 PM (7AOgy)

263
I never had much interest in chemistry classes; they never let us mix up the cool stuff that would dissolve human skin on contact.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 07:29 PM (Wpgaw)



We should hang out sometime.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at May 17, 2010 03:37 PM (t72+4)

264 The bad thing about cockatoos is that it takes many to bbq for a decent meal, sort of like squirrels.
Didn't you know those cockatoos could speak three languages, Nam Grunt?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:37 PM (7b1Uc)

265 Kids In The Hall was good, so was The State and Mr. Show. However, SCTV came first and set the standard for that type of comedy.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 07:35 PM (t72+4)

The Goon Show came first-first!

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:37 PM (7AOgy)

266 276,

I NEVER have conversations with my food!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:38 PM (OGJcd)

267 I can sympathize - they never let us make meth.

That's what car trunks are for.

Posted by: Guy from Louisiana at May 17, 2010 03:38 PM (Wpgaw)

268 The bad thing about cockatoos is that it takes many to bbq for a decent meal, sort of like squirrels.
Didn't you know those cockatoos could speak three languages, Nam Grunt?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 07:37 PM (7b1Uc)

And recite the entire Bible, Old and New Testament?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:38 PM (7AOgy)

269 The bad thing about cockatoos is that it takes many to bbq for a decent meal, sort of like squirrels.
Didn't you know those cockatoos could speak three languages, Nam Grunt?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 07:37 PM (7b1Uc)

So, why didn't they say something?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 03:38 PM (Qp4DT)

270 And the SCTV Godfather parody was great.

Before he talked (and made a dive for the lasagna table), I even thought they had Pavarotti as the guest star.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:39 PM (7b1Uc)

271

What does that make Kids in the Hall?

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 07:32 PM (7AOgy)

Four ghey Canadians?

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 03:39 PM (pUfK9)

272 Fresh outrage from our favorite administration:
(via proteinwisdom.com)

"Congressman Mike Pence suspects that the Administration, despite Clinton’s denial, really does believe that America is in decline. At the Conservative Political Action Conference this year, he said, “I am told that officials in this administration will actually admit in private that they see their job as ‘managing American decline.’” If true, the Administration’s approach is extremely chilling."

Um, fuck? I'm at a loss here.

We're are two countries now. There are no united States of America.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 03:39 PM (zgd5N)

273
If I was to have a bird as a pet I'd get a bat.

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:40 PM (uFokq)

274 [And, yes, POP gave the correct answer.]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:40 PM (7b1Uc)

275
a bat is a bird.

if it flys, it's a damn bird.

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:40 PM (uFokq)

276 284,

Well hell it's time for us to secede and make a new Country.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:41 PM (OGJcd)

277

Four ghey Canadians?

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 07:39 PM (pUfK9)

There were five.  And even though they were all cross-dressers, only one is officially gay.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:41 PM (7AOgy)

278
just like a whale is a fish. It lives in the damn water; it's a fish.

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:41 PM (uFokq)

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:41 PM (c0A3e)

280 We should hang out sometime.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at May 17, 2010 07:37 PM (t72+4)


Perhaps we already ARE...

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 03:42 PM (Wpgaw)

281 Well hell it's time for us to secede and make a new Country.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 07:41 PM (OGJcd)

Or for us Morlocks to start putting those Eloi on our dinner tables.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:42 PM (7AOgy)

282
hahaha, Johnny Pavarotti!

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:42 PM (uFokq)

283 just like a whale is a fish. It lives in the damn water; it's a fish.

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 07:41 PM (uFokq)

A whale is not a fish.  It's a cow that decided to swim.  Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Darwinian Evolutionists at May 17, 2010 03:44 PM (pUfK9)

284

Eating tape...

Her tapeworm was lonely?

 

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 03:44 PM (S1Ttj)

285 293,

I'm so armed that it's boring to buy new stuff.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:44 PM (OGJcd)

286 You better give Johnny Pavarotti that part. [cough, cough]

Posted by: signor toscano at May 17, 2010 03:44 PM (7b1Uc)

287
it's got a fin and no legs, no feet; it's a damn fish

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:45 PM (uFokq)

288 Fahrenheit 911: because fire can't melt jamal jelly.  It's true.

Posted by: Rozie O at May 17, 2010 03:45 PM (UvJqU)

289 i thought the fish decided to walk and become a cow not the cow deciding to swim and become a fish

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 03:45 PM (ucxC/)

290 Those crazy fruit-bats are back in the news (those crazy scamps), now with video.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 17, 2010 03:45 PM (SbFur)

291
and don't get me started on those fucking penguins

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:45 PM (uFokq)

292 A whale is not a fish.  It's a cow that decided to swim.  Everyone knows that.
That sounds like creationist talk, buddy. You're banned.

Posted by: Harles Chonson at May 17, 2010 03:46 PM (7b1Uc)

293 You know now the MFM will say the Bush's are whiny and thinskinned?Total cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2010 03:46 PM (RmT05)

294

To paraphrase the disgust and anxieties which Charles Krauthammer expressed on the news tonight, all around the world, we're witnessing the total collapse of all of Obama's and Clinton's foreign policy "initiatives" for the past 16 months. They're a pair of incredibly incompetent fools.

Our allies are abandoning us and seeking new alliances, because the USA can't be trusted anymore. Our allies are sickened by Obama's kowtowing to our enemies, from which that damned fool has gained nothing but their contempt. Our allies consider Obama to be inept and weak and not very bright. The USA is in retreat and we're seeing its decline, all of which can attributed directly to that madman and empty suit in the White House. He is a disaster!!! The most irrational and the most incompetent president in the history of this country. Argh, the guy is such a total schmuck!!!!!!

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 07:29 PM (ITzbJ)

As usual, Krauthammer is 16 months late and still doesn't understand what motivates The Precedent.  Anyone with a brain understood what was going to happen long before even the election.  But, back then, and for some time after, Krauthammer was talking about how intelligent and erudite the Indonesian Imbecile was.  In fact, Kraut still thinks the retard has a brain.

I'm glad to see that Kraut is very slowly coming to understand what's going on, but he's late and still wildly, and naively, incorrect about the real problem.  Rush understood the situation very well, which is why he said that he hoped the Indonesian Imbecile failed - which Kraut just couldn't comprehend, and still doesn't.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 03:46 PM (Qp4DT)

295

#267 The bad thing about cockatoos is that it takes many of bbq for a decent meal, sort of like squirrels.

Umm, squirrels?  A decent meal?  I had squirrel roasted over a campfire once, and it was terrible. Believe me, BBQ sauce wouldn't make it edible.  But then, they are rodents....

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at May 17, 2010 03:47 PM (PZLW0)

296 i thought the fish decided to walk and become a cow not the cow deciding to swim and become a fish
You too!!! You're out!!!

Posted by: Harles Chonson at May 17, 2010 03:47 PM (7b1Uc)

297 I saw a pod of whales off the coast of Maui once and I thought how the hell could I fillet them and slap them on a grill then I popped another beer.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:47 PM (OGJcd)

298 And POP at #306 gets another answer correct.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:48 PM (7b1Uc)

299 Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 07:40 PM (7b1Uc)

I know all the old jokes.  Glad to see they still live.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 03:48 PM (Qp4DT)

300 i don't think i ever thought about eating a whale....i did think about eating a penguin.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 03:49 PM (ucxC/)

301 Lawyers and Reporter = Eloi right

Posted by: Zombie Steve McNair at May 17, 2010 03:49 PM (CPefM)

302 Well, you've all heard about wagyu, which is a crossbreed between kobe & angus.  But what would we have called it if the Japanese had been successful at crossbreeding a cow with a whale?

Google it.

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 03:50 PM (pUfK9)

303 Well, I'm off--see you in about 3 hours.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 03:50 PM (7b1Uc)

304 Nam Grunt, Good to see you again. Do you remember about three months ago when the tugboat and barge hit the ship in Port Arthur? I remember driving over the PA bridge and I could smell the oil. Is it odd that only three months later there is no sign of an oil spill ever occurring.

Posted by: td at May 17, 2010 03:51 PM (w7TI0)

305 307,

You obviously would retract that if you ate some of my squirrel gumbo, it's a tradition in my family unit to have it every TG, we start out at 5am for the hunt then gather around the pot prior to the games and the entree.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:51 PM (OGJcd)

306
But what would we have called it if the Japanese had been successful at crossbreeding a cow with a whale?




Rosie O'Donkey

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 03:51 PM (t72+4)

307 Jeez, I disappear for a week and everyone's like "You were gone?"

Posted by: Nashville at May 17, 2010 03:52 PM (FcR7P)

308 303 and don't get me started on those fucking penguins

Penguins can be freaking scary!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 03:52 PM (c0A3e)

309
penguins are so goofy. It's amazing they survive as a species.

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:52 PM (uFokq)

310 316,

Yes I do remember and I rest my case.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:53 PM (OGJcd)

311 And POP at #306 gets another answer correct.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2010 07:48 PM (7b1Uc)

I'm on a roll.  But, those were easy ones. 

Eh ... I'll take it anyway.  B+!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 03:53 PM (Qp4DT)

312 George Bush has been added to the Mount Rushmore of liberal pariahs.

Racism, Sexism, Homophobia and.....BOOOOOOSH!

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 17, 2010 03:53 PM (554T5)

313 I saw a pod of whales off the coast of Maui once and I thought how the hell could I fillet them and slap them on a grill then I popped another beer.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

No! Eat raw, sirry gaijin!

Posted by: Sushi-ya no itachou at May 17, 2010 03:53 PM (zgd5N)

314
Penguins can be freaking scary!

Link Fail! -- that's a pic of Helen Thomas

Posted by: Captain Leech at May 17, 2010 03:54 PM (uFokq)

315 But what would we have called it if the Japanese had been successful at crossbreeding a cow with a whale?
Posted by: Editor

Gyuu-jira, of course.

Posted by: Sushi-ya no itachou at May 17, 2010 03:55 PM (zgd5N)

316 Lawyers and Reporter = Eloi right

Posted by: Zombie Steve McNair at May 17, 2010 07:49 PM (CPefM)

Tort lawyers, MSM reporters, Progressive politicians, ivory-tower academics, bureaucrats, Greens... all the people who tell the rest of us it's our duty to starve to death for the Greater Good.  The best example is that asshole in the Prius who's driving 55 in the fast lane on the freeway and won't move over no matter how many times you flash your high-beams in his mirror -- because he's going to make sure YOU drive in an ecologically sound manner, dammit!  That motherfucker belongs on a spit, slow-roasting over applewood.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:56 PM (7AOgy)

317 Notice how there is no print about helen thomas since odumbass hugged her that day, that's proof right there of bias!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 03:57 PM (OGJcd)

318 You could cook an old mule in the right roux and get a good gumbo.  Squirrels and wild rabbit both suck, now about 10 morning doves on a spit.

Posted by: Zombie Steve McNair at May 17, 2010 03:57 PM (CPefM)

319 303 and don't get me started on those fucking penguins

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Posted by: Opus at May 17, 2010 03:57 PM (Wpgaw)

320 You obviously would retract that if you ate some of my squirrel gumbo, it's a tradition in my family unit to have it every TG, we start out at 5am for the hunt then gather around the pot prior to the games and the entree.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 07:51 PM (OGJcd)

Yes, but he had it roasted, whereas you stew yours.  Big difference.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:58 PM (7AOgy)

321 and don't get me started on those fucking penguins

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Posted by: Opus at May 17, 2010 07:57 PM (Wpgaw)

Fucking penguins?  Well, if they're consenting adult penguins, I guess....

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 03:59 PM (7AOgy)

322 328 But who wants to eat a liberal?

/Actually...no, nevermind.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 03:59 PM (W396d)

323 Sorry, left my Zombie Steve McNair sock on from the arab girl thread.

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2010 04:00 PM (CPefM)

324 Hey Ace,

Ronnie James Dio died yesterday.  Wasn't he like King of the Ewoks?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at May 17, 2010 04:00 PM (SgL5z)

325 I thought penguins were the ghey, there I go again.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:00 PM (OGJcd)

326 334 328 But who wants to eat a liberal?

Not me, now that they're getting rid of salt and ketchup.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 04:01 PM (Wpgaw)

327 One more question Nam do you remember me telling you that I worked my boat by myself? I find it amazing now how many crew members were on that damn boat since BP started writing checks. I can report that BP is handling this situation promptly and courteously.

Posted by: td at May 17, 2010 04:02 PM (w7TI0)

328

Or for us Morlocks to start putting those Eloi on our dinner tables.

Posted by: stuiec at May 17, 2010 07:42 PM (7AOgy)

Speaking of which.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:02 PM (1fanL)

329 334 328 But who wants to eat a liberal?

Maybe with the right garnishes...

/Wait, wut?


Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:02 PM (c0A3e)

330 Liberals should only be used as compost not eaten, just toss them in with all the rest of the garbage, hey your plants will love them.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:02 PM (OGJcd)

331 Liberal + Shallow water + Chicken Wire = bountiful crab harvest

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2010 04:03 PM (CPefM)

332 But who wants to eat a liberal?

/Actually...no, nevermind. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby

No one. Liberal bad. Very bad. Stink of pachouli oil and bong water. Plus high chance of mad cow disease.

Posted by: Sushi-ya no itachou at May 17, 2010 04:04 PM (zgd5N)

333 Is it just me or does everyone think that O'Rielly is a douche?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:04 PM (OGJcd)

334 341 334 328 Maybe with the right garnishes...

/Wait, wut?

RE his last sentence.

Oh, & to cure myself of this Brit-kick, I'm watching Summer School. Kirstie Allie looks so different.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:05 PM (W396d)

335 Thats because hes a conservative????

Posted by: td at May 17, 2010 04:06 PM (w7TI0)

336 345 Is it just me or does everyone think that O'Rielly is a douche?

It's just you, .  Kidding, 'Nam.  I don't care for him either.  He talks over people and acts like a douche most of the time. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:06 PM (c0A3e)

337 By the way I happen to think that Laura Bush is the classiest woman ever, puuuuuuuuuur Texan.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:07 PM (OGJcd)

338

O'Reilly was terrific the first few years of the show but it's a hell of a lot harder to stay on top than to get on top, especially when, starting out, he was pretty much the only dissenting voice on cable. Now, he has to make overt attempts at appearing "objective" and ends up contradicting himself.

However, every now and then there's a real gem:

Remember the Barney Frank interview?

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:07 PM (AFdck)

339

346...

What channel?

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:07 PM (AFdck)

340 (waddling out the door witrh his pants around his ankles), "Hey, where's my penguin?"

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2010 04:09 PM (S1Ttj)

341 #346  Oh, & to cure myself of this Brit-kick, I'm watching Summer School. Kirstie Allie looks so different.

Sure, "to cure" yourself of your "Brit-kick"...you just want to see a younger Mark Harmon.  But that's perfectly fine, .

That movie was surprisingly decent.  I liked those two guys who always made the disgusting film props. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:09 PM (c0A3e)

342 Is Arizona shooting people in the back of the head? Why is China upset with U.S. Human rights? Have I mentioned how totally boned we are? I haven,t been drunk in twenty years, something I,m going to fix shortly. Big time.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 17, 2010 04:11 PM (r1h5M)

343 351 346...What channel?

YouTube

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:11 PM (W396d)

344 The poseur (asst sec of state) apologized to them for our Arizona, another asshole!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:12 PM (OGJcd)

345 I can't watch O'Reilly.  He's a populist windbag.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:13 PM (1fanL)

346 BOR is unwatchable. He has an ego problem the size of Obama.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 17, 2010 04:14 PM (w9bVp)

347 O'rielly is a metrosexual idiot and a sissy, I would not put him on point!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:15 PM (OGJcd)

348

It should be blatantly obvious to everybody by now (1) that Obama doesn't have any foreign policy and (2)  that damned fool certainly doesn't have a rational domestic policy either. 

That dangerously psychotic racist's only agenda is to redistribute the wealth to people of color.

Also, cite one, just one significant, meaningful or worthwile thing that Holder ot Clinton has accomplished since they were appointed. They've been sitting on their lazy asses, collecting fat pay checks, living like royalty and doing nothing, absolutely nothing to earn what they have been paid.  They are the laziest and the most useless  Attorney General and Secretary Of State that this country has ever had.

  

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 04:15 PM (ITzbJ)

349 345 Is it just me or does everyone think that O'Rielly is a douche?

It's just you. I love O'Reilly because I'm a folk and he's looking out for me.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 04:16 PM (Wpgaw)

350 Listened to Levin in the car

Holy shit!

Janet Fuckin' Incompetano did the same thing Eric Holder did about the AZ bill.

Wherever video/audio of that is, we should get a post on that.

Two-fer!

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:16 PM (Mmw0q)

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:16 PM (1fanL)

352 353 #346  Sure, "to cure" yourself of your "Brit-kick"...you just want to see a younger Mark Harmon.  But that's perfectly fine, .

Yes, who would have though it?

That movie was surprisingly decent.  I liked those two guys who always made the disgusting film props.

It's a mostly silly '80s cult film, but it's fun. The educational theory needs some work & it's not the best method, but it gives some good pointers.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:17 PM (W396d)

353 bill o really?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 04:17 PM (ucxC/)

354 360,

Damn! You think like most of us.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:17 PM (OGJcd)

355 What really shows the character of that Asst Sect is that the Chinese weren't even bitching about human rights, they don't even recognize the intellectual construct of "human rights".  The little whiner had to volunteer an apology based on what was on MSNBC or HuffPo.

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2010 04:17 PM (CPefM)

356

355... Thanks. I like that movie.

353... Duh.

Remember when he was cast as Ted Bundy and women started going nuts for the real Ted Bundy? Somehow the words "stupid bitches" doesn't begin to cover that kind of crazy which would render one sympathetic to Bundy based upon Harmon's attractiveness.

Years and years ago, when Florida was trying to pass the mandatory seat belt law, I pulled up behind a car at the DQ drive-in and it had a great bumper sticker:

I'll buckle up when Bundy does.

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:18 PM (AFdck)

357 you're a great american.....you're a great american....you're a great american.....blah blah blah......i have a hard time with hannity

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 04:18 PM (ucxC/)

358 I fucking hate that O'Reilly.

Posted by: popinjay at May 17, 2010 04:18 PM (w9bVp)

359 don't be a popinjay!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 04:19 PM (ucxC/)

360 368 dude, that was my car.

Posted by: dr kill at May 17, 2010 04:19 PM (w9bVp)

361 i have a hard time with hannity

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 17, 2010 08:18 PM (ucxC/)

He's better than BOR, but that's about all you can say for him.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:20 PM (1fanL)

362
I can't watch O'Reilly.  He's a populist windbag.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 08:13 PM (1fanL)





Hey now, I love populist windbags. Why do you think I have such a big man-crush on Pawlenty ?

Posted by: Captain Ed at May 17, 2010 04:20 PM (t72+4)

363 I should look up the full story... this looks promising for a laugh.

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:21 PM (AFdck)

364 I hate Hannity too. His 'you are a great American ' shit really chaps my butt. I would label him a typical Republican.

Posted by: dr kill at May 17, 2010 04:21 PM (w9bVp)

365 Don't take me wrong I like hannity and beck but they do become tiresome, Rush on the other hand is the man for sure. I listen to them all daily too.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:21 PM (OGJcd)

366

She is the epitome of liberal shehag. She's just dressed better. Only difference. The only damn difference.

Really? I thought wide leather boob belts were all the rage with shehags.

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 04:22 PM (tkUAz)

367 Hey now, I love populist windbags. Why do you think I have such a big man-crush on Pawlenty ?

Posted by: Captain Ed at May 17, 2010 08:20 PM (t72+4)

I don't believe you.  You're a middle-of-the-road, finger-in-the-wind, moderate, measured, smugly superior worthless douchenozzle.  BOR expresses opinions too strongly for you.

Other than that, you're fine.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:22 PM (1fanL)

368 Watching BOR is a waste of time nowadays unless there's a good guest or someone like Laura I. is hosting.

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:22 PM (Mmw0q)

369

Oreiley has bcome a "player". Just like so many "conservatives" as soon as they become big they go over to the other side prefering to be part and parcel of the liberal bubble and the ego patting that theliberal elites provide.

The only time I say Bill get really riled up was when his considerable fortune crashed with the market in 2008-09. He has become a self centered, egotistical caricature of a conservative.

 

I am sorry about Laura Bush. Pro choice, pro gay marriage - what next ? That is why faux-conservatives like George Bush (who is also a nice person) do not have the cajones to fight a full conservative fight. So quick to seperate the social from the fiscal issues.

The social issues are the basis of the moral Judeao Christian contract. If Laura Bush cannot see how pro gay marriage destroys marriage and societies( just look at the black American communities and the effect of the lack of a husband in the home) then she is unfortunately NOT conservative.

 

Thank God that there is a new generation of true conservatives coming up not swayed as the 50 and 60 year old baby boomers have been by the prevailing culture.

 

LAURA BUSH has been the biggest dissapointment of many.

Posted by: joseph at May 17, 2010 04:22 PM (L6T16)

370 I laughed when Fox yanked his chain last month.

Posted by: dr kill at May 17, 2010 04:22 PM (w9bVp)

371 Don't take me wrong I like hannity and beck but they do become tiresome, Rush on the other hand is the man for sure. I listen to them all daily too.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 08:21 PM (OGJcd)

Rush is on a completely different level than anybody else.  Yes, I'm a dittohead, but he's got some weird views on exercise.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:23 PM (1fanL)

372 OT, but it's bitching about our new fascist overlords.

Census worker was here at my migrant squat on Saturday.  Told her I'd already been counted in Wisconsin; she wanted my name and phone number and I told her she didn't need it.  IRS has my name and legal address...the one where I vote, pay taxes, etc. (the one I put down when I attended a McCain/Palin rally in 2008, so I know I'm already on an Obama "enemy of the state" list somewhere...)

She came back tonight, ran the doorbell ten times in fifteen minutes, and finally shouted through the door "Ma'am, it's the U.S. Census."  I told her to go away, she said she needed my information, I told her she had it, she huffed for a bit and left the form.

Fucking harassment.

I'm going to have to call, or she's going to keep coming back, and I can't stay out late every night during the workweek...I want to ask for a supervisor to complain about the second visit and the way it was carried out, but what sort of terrorist watch list am I setting myself up for?  I fly frequently, I got stopped by the Border Patrol last time I visited Canada...

Bloody fucking hell, I want very little from the federal government, but "being left alone at 8 p.m. to drink beer and watch shitty baseball in my pajamas in the privacy of my own shitty rented room" is at the top of the list.

They visited my boyfriend three times.  He sent in the form, but just didn't put down the race.  I know that's because we live in a ZIP code that's half Gwen Moore's district ("urban" shall we say...safe Dem, likely black) and half Jim Sensennbrenner's (suburban). 

Is this happening to anyone else?  Or are we just lucky?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:24 PM (OkT2m)

373 The blame on President Bush for everything wrong may belie the related belief that a single leader CAN take care of everything, or government at least. If that is the horizon of politics then government is our father, mother, aunt, and uncle, even spoiling grandparents, since child-citizens do not need to grow up and become men and women who take care of themselves and their own.

Posted by: jiqimao at May 17, 2010 04:25 PM (mxbH9)

374 Back on the porch, Sean. Just interview Karl or Newt again. Good boy.

Posted by: dr kill at May 17, 2010 04:25 PM (w9bVp)

375

Hannity often has good points to make but his radio show of three hours plus another hour on t.v. each night means he repeats himself over...and over...and over...and over. I often find myself doing the international hand gesture for "move the fuck on".

One thing I won't soon forget was his constant pleading with his listeners to consider the ramifications of someday hearing the word "Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi".

He was right.

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:25 PM (AFdck)

376 Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 08:24 PM (OkT2m)

Say hello to the men in black helicopters for me.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:26 PM (1fanL)

377 I would label him a typical Republican. Posted by: dr kill

Naw, that just sounds like ammo for the Left. It's not that he's a GOP'er, it's that he's boring.

He earns bonus points for inviting lefties on the Awesome Patriot Group of People™, but he still leaves me, um, bored.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 04:27 PM (zgd5N)

378 368 Another case of looks over movie portrayal? I thought the point of The Deliberate Stranger was that a person's outward attitude does not hide the evil within.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:27 PM (W396d)

379 I said many moons ago that if a census worker knocked on my door they would be greeted by me holding a pistol in my hand, well it did happen and I refused to answer any questions, she said she would call the police and I said go ahead, nothing transpired yet, that's been two weeks ago.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:29 PM (OGJcd)

380 As I've written before:

The Obama Administration responded to the current oil disaster exactly the same way as if the local Fire Chief were to drive up to your burning house to make damned sure you put out the fire.

Conservative "leaders" just don't seem to have the balls to tell him this.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 17, 2010 04:29 PM (9b6FB)

381

LAURA BUSH has been the biggest dissapointment of many.

Posted by: joseph at May 17, 2010 08:22 PM (L6T16)

Condi Rice was the biggest disappointment.  I thought she was great, having made many assumptions about the advice she was giving as NSA, until she became SecState, came out of the shadows and made it clear how far left-leaning she was.  She was awful.  Her influence on Bush in the second term was a good part of what made it such a pathetically crappy term.  And she used to pull that Road Kill Map out and treat it as if it were a serious document ... it made me puke.

Bush was great in his first term, but when Cheney lost influence, the Bush Presidency really hit the skids.  The second term took off leftwards and never looked back.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 04:30 PM (Qp4DT)

382 And he has the boring, all - earnest, tone - deaf, lack of humor personality of the typical Progressive too. I value humor.

Posted by: dr kill at May 17, 2010 04:30 PM (w9bVp)

383 You know what I love about Rush? He uses all kinds of double entendres which he knows he is using but most people don't. It's funny as hell and I don't think everybody picks it up.

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 04:32 PM (tkUAz)

384 Lol, 'Nam Grunt.

I've got five weeks left on my contract; I don't want to end up in Attica.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:32 PM (OkT2m)

385 The President has nice intentions? I couldn't tell because his niceness is buried behind his disdain for decent people.

Posted by: Mindy at May 17, 2010 04:32 PM (6oggV)

386 I've become a Levin fan mainly out of convenience.

I am often busy when Rush and Sean are on, plus the free download makes it easy to catch up or listen at a different time.

It's also great that he bats clean-up and can reply to the news dumps.

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:33 PM (Mmw0q)

387 Why does anyone need to visit your house if you returned your Census? That seems strange to me. Wonder if anyone has visited my apt since I've been on vacation. For race, I wrote "American", & they can't make me change it. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:33 PM (W396d)

388 391 I said many moons ago that if a census worker knocked on my door they would be greeted by me holding a pistol in my hand, well it did happen and I refused to answer any questions, she said she would call the police and I said go ahead, nothing transpired yet, that's been two weeks ago.

That's awesome.

Would you mind if I considered you my new role model, 'Nam?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:33 PM (c0A3e)

389 The President has nice intentions?

He's healing the planet.

How's that workin' for him?  *lol*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:33 PM (OkT2m)

390

Careful. That's the pic that caused Scott Baio to receive death threats when he posted it on Twitters saying, "He has to wake up to this?!?!"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:46 PM (pLTLS)

Just claim to be a muslim and the MFM will fall all over themselves apologizing to you.  At least that's the way I read the hierarchy of grievances chart.

Posted by: MarkD at May 17, 2010 04:34 PM (YhZfg)

391 Nam Grunt - they came by my house at the same time as two Mormon kids.  I told her to come back later, as I was already talking to the Mormons.  She hovered for a while, then moved on - very perturbed.  The Mormon kids ate it up.

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2010 04:35 PM (CPefM)

392 As to Hannity, I like him and think he has been doing great work. He has been a rock and defender of conservativism.  He was the only one on TV/cable who didn't buckle after the election, even as everyone else was scared to open their mouths about the America-hating imbecile.

At times, Hannity lets debate points slip by, but, on the whole, I think he has done yoeman's work and I appreciate that he's been on Fox.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 04:35 PM (Qp4DT)

393 400,

Well I am a combat Veteran if that helps your praise.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:35 PM (OGJcd)

394 #401  He's healing the planet.
How's that workin' for him?  *lol*

Earth seems to be rejecting his overtures.  Earthquakes everywhere and now Obama's being beset by bees.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

395 'Nam Grunt is back in force this week!

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:36 PM (Mmw0q)

396 Would you mind if I considered you my new role model, 'Nam?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 08:33 PM (c0A3e)

Dude.  Get out of my head.  It's getting creepy.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:37 PM (1fanL)

397 395 You know what I love about Rush? He uses all kinds of double entendres which he knows he is using but most people don't. It's funny as hell and I don't think everybody picks it up.

Rush regularly uses the Murray Head song "One Night in Bangkok" as bumper music. One day, maybe a year ago, he came back from a break with that song and commented, with his usual lovable bombasticism, "One Night... in Bangkok. You know, Bangkok is the prostitution capital of the world. That's why they call it BANGKOK!" Then he proceeded on to to the stack of stuff without further comment.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 04:38 PM (Wpgaw)

398 #405  Well I am a combat Veteran if that helps your praise.

It does now, even though I knew that already!

/I remember you from LGF and you were teh awesome there too.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:38 PM (c0A3e)

399 that woman got arms like a damn gorilla!

Posted by: thug at May 17, 2010 04:38 PM (opF3X)

400
Earth seems to be rejecting his overtures.  Earthquakes everywhere and now Obama's being beset by bees.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 08:36 PM (c0A3e)





Racist Bee-Baggers !

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 04:38 PM (t72+4)

401 Why does anyone need to visit your house if you returned your Census?

Why do they have to come back after you've already spoken to them?

If she'd just knocked and gone away, I'd shrug it off.  But she stood there ringing the bell for fifteen minutes.  WTF.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:39 PM (OkT2m)

402 I just hate to see MY Country being taken over by ghetto thugs that's all, we are better than what they portray us to be, better vote morons or we'll lose this thing.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:39 PM (OGJcd)

403 #408  Dude.  Get out of my head.  It's getting creepy.

I think it's more that you're in my head, . 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:40 PM (c0A3e)

404

Stiiiiiiiiiiiiill despise the she-hag Meanchelle.

That will be all.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 04:40 PM (QSMOq)

405 As long as there are no wamps.  Bees can only sting you one, but those wamps can keep gunnin' atcha over and over!

Cocksuckers!

Posted by: Bubbles at May 17, 2010 04:42 PM (Mmw0q)

406 Oh whine me a river....

I guess Bush got so much flack because he did absolutely nothing right.  Every other day it was something else. I take exception to this Bush-Whine because myself and many other liberals totally gave him a pass on 9/11. Yep, we were attacked on 9/11 when Bush was president. We all know very well what everyone on this site would be saying if lower Manhattan re-lived that kind of disaster with Pres. Obama in office. You would be all over it.  I was even behind him on the war.....until I found out it was total bullshit. The asshole lied our way into war.

As for Mrs. Bush, give me a break. She was the daughter of a wealthy real estate developer. She became a 2nd grade school teacher and a librarian. She left the workforce in 1977. - That's a "mumsy".

Michelle Obama was the daughter of a water-plant worker and a secretary. She graduated from Harvard Law, became a Dean at the U. Of Chicago and was a Vice President at a Hospital. She quit her job during her husband's presidential primary. She's playing a mumsy only because she has to. If she weren't the first lady, she'd be making quite a sacrifice given her professional and educational background.

Jeez, are all you people on drugs or something?

Posted by: Tea Bagging a Mama Grizzly at May 17, 2010 04:42 PM (vUdSP)

407 If she'd just knocked and gone away, I'd shrug it off.  But she stood there ringing the bell for fifteen minutes.  WTF.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 08:39 PM (OkT2m)

--Milking the clock.  They are government employees after all.

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:43 PM (Mmw0q)

408 416Stiiiiiiiiiiiiill despise the she-hag Meanchelle.

What did we do to warrant that association with her?

We'll see you in court.

Posted by: Society of she-hags at May 17, 2010 04:43 PM (c0A3e)

409 He's always saying that Barney Frank is "really getting behind" some policy or other. Kills me.

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 04:43 PM (tkUAz)

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 17, 2010 04:43 PM (vwwNz)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:44 PM (W396d)

412
Racist Bee-Baggers !

Give Me Honey Or Give Me Death!

Posted by: Buzzy Drone at May 17, 2010 04:44 PM (Oxen1)

413 Shift change at Troll Central

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 04:44 PM (Mmw0q)

414

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Pay no attention to KiM off her meds again above.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 04:44 PM (t72+4)

415

I lost my census form. I was visited by a white man in his mid 50s, well dressed, with the ID badge and the paperwork and he asked me the questions, when we got to race I paused and then I said “put down American” he said “are you sure?” and I said yes, he didn’t say a word, just filled out “American” and finished up the questions. I haven’t been harassed about it. Yet.

 

But this very nice JehovahÂ’s Witness woman keeps ringing my doorbell every week wanting to talk to me about Jesus.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:45 PM (RZ8pf)

416 "One Night... in Bangkok. You know, Bangkok is the prostitution capital of the world. That's why they call it BANGKOK!" Then he proceeded on to to the stack of stuff without further comment.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States

If Rush ever made an 'after hours' 24/7- online- only show, he'd pretty much be able to buy Russia.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 17, 2010 04:45 PM (zgd5N)

417 Jeez, are all you people on drugs or something?

You're asking us? Seek medical attention if that Obama boner lasts past November.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 17, 2010 04:46 PM (554T5)

418 Hi PGiS, hey Seattle passed a boycott Arizona resolution today, want to join me in not spending any money in the cesspool?

Posted by: robtr at May 17, 2010 04:47 PM (fwSHf)

419 Just saw on the local news that the Seattle City Council voted today to join the AZ boycott. Fucking wankers. I am really starting to hate living in this liberal craphole.

Posted by: Fred R. at May 17, 2010 04:48 PM (bJ/vC)

420

I would pay money to watch you try to tea bag a mama grizzly.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:48 PM (RZ8pf)

421 Jeez, are all you people on drugs or something?

That git who posted #418 must be on something spectacular.  Oh wait...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:48 PM (c0A3e)

422

But this very nice JehovahÂ’s Witness woman keeps ringing my doorbell every week wanting to talk to me about Jesus.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 08:45 PM (RZ8pf)

Really?  'Cause they always tell me they want to talk to me about Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 04:48 PM (YX6i/)

423 427,

Honey the way to stop the jehovah's is to answer the door naked and complain to their bosses that they should hand out phone books since they ring every GD bell in the neighborhood!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:49 PM (OGJcd)

424 Michelle Obama was the daughter of a water-plant worker and a secretary.

Her dad was a ward-heeler in the Machine. Her brother went to private school.  They were connected and not poor.

She graduated from Harvard Law

After Princeton let her in, unqualified, because her brother played basketball. (How'd she lose her law license again?)

became a Dean at the U. Of Chicago

That's a new one.  You'd think Wikipedia would mention it, if it were true.

and was a Vice President at a Hospital.


Bullshit.  Make-work job that was a kickback to her husband funneling them federal funds; when she quit they never replaced her.

But at least she did some good, noble work kicking uninsured patients out onto the street.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:49 PM (OkT2m)

425

Already decided to robtr. The comments on the KOMO site were almost all for the Arizona law and against the Seattle City Council. I do believe that some of the liberals in our area are finally waking up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:49 PM (RZ8pf)

426 I have a question for the Seattle City Council:  Suck my dick.

(that's never gonna get old)

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 04:50 PM (YX6i/)

427

418 I'll let you guys take care of this idiot. I guess she missed that M'chelle got 2 of those jobs through the corrupt Chicago machine, the hospital job didn't even exist before or after. BTW, she is still whining about her loans although she paid them off long ago.

Besides there are many extremely well educated women from highly prestigious universities with multiple degrees who don't want to put their children in day-care or nanny care. That does not make them "mumsy" that makes them mothers, asswipe.

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 04:51 PM (tkUAz)

428

Oh and laceyunderalls, I hate that woman probably about as much as you do. I refuse to buy any magazines that have her on the cover.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:51 PM (RZ8pf)

429

Not addressing the feces throwing troll, but.....

If he/she wants to be helpful, maybe he/she can put us some effin' knowledge as to why She-Hag Meanchelle was forced to give up her law license? I mean he/she has her bio memorized, right? And while he/she's at it, perhaps he/she can provide us the college and law school transcripts of Chicago Jesus.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 04:51 PM (QSMOq)

430 Jeez, are all you people on drugs or something?

Oh shit, that reminds me, it's almost 8! I should have started drinking almost two hours ago. Thanks, douchebag!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 04:51 PM (Wpgaw)

431

360  Revised:

It should be blatantly obvious to everybody by now (1) that Obama doesn't have any foreign policy and (2)  that damned fool certainly doesn't have a rational domestic policy either. 

That dangerously psychotic racist's only agenda is to redistribute the wealth to people of color, and the whites in Congress are too intimidated by the Black Caucus to object.  (You might call it The O.J. Simpson Jury Syndrome, where we witnessed the same cowardly acquiescence by that jury's only three whites.)

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 04:52 PM (ITzbJ)

432
She graduated from Harvard Law because of Affirmative Action,, became a Dean at the U. Of Chicago because of same and was a Vice President at a Hospital that screwed poor,sick patients. She gave up her law license under cloudy circumstances and was never asked about it during her husband's presidential primary. She's playing a mumsy only because she has to, even though she hates kids. If she weren't the first lady, she'd be trading on her grievance group status to milk money from the white devil, given her weak professional and educational background.

Posted by: Truth Translator 3000 at May 17, 2010 04:52 PM (Oxen1)

433 PGiS same at the Seattle Times, a few liberals where whining then someone put up a copy of the California law which says the same as the Arizona Law. It was comedy gold then they took it down.

Posted by: robtr at May 17, 2010 04:52 PM (fwSHf)

434

Posted by: Tea Bagging a Mama Grizzly at May 17, 2010 08:42 PM (vUdSP)



This has been a test of the Emergency Moonbat System. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to tune into your local television or radio channels to find your nearest crack , methamphetamine or heroin dealer.

This is only a test.

Posted by: Emergency Moonbat System at May 17, 2010 04:52 PM (t72+4)

435

‘Nam Grunt, I only answer the door naked for the right man.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (RZ8pf)

436 She's playing a mumsy only because she has to.

Interesting question, though.  Why isn't she letting the government raise her children, like she expects every other mother in America to do?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (OkT2m)

437

But this very nice JehovahÂ’s Witness woman keeps ringing my doorbell every week wanting to talk to me about Jesus.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 08:45 PM (RZ8pf)

I got grabbed by a Witness and her acolyte one morning.  She started going on and on about how the world was fucked up and everything was going to shit and asked if I agreed.  I said it was no big deal, we're gonna colonize the planets and go to other stars.  The acolyte's eyes got wide and they both beat a hasty retreat.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (1fanL)

438 Michelle Obama was the daughter of a water-plant worker and a secretary. She graduated from Harvard Law, became a Dean at the U. Of Chicago and was a Vice President at a Hospital.

Posted by: Tea Bagging a Mama Grizzly at May 17, 2010 08:42 PM

Yeah - that hospital job was really a great accomplishment.  If by accomplishment you mean political payoff.  Her position, which paid 200K or more, was SO vital that once the vile bitch left they never filled it again.  She's the most corrupt, venal and disgusting first "lady" ever to disgrace the white house.  Her crimes are manifold.  Malkin's book, Culture of Corruption, provides a nice long laundry list of her sleaze.  She's a sack of shit who wastes taxpayer money on perks, cronies, and all manner of luxurious waste and self glorification.

Liberals are always quick to defend criminals, so long as those criminals only fuck over America for the good of the Leftist Agenda.  As far as I'm concerned, they're all co-conspirators.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (4nbyM)

439 That makes 3 trolls on this thread, though the funny one (snapdragon) left.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 04:53 PM (W396d)

440  I have a question for the Seattle City Council:  Suck my dick.

(that's never gonna get old)

Posted by: Editor at May 17, 2010 08:50 PM (YX6i/)

The men on the council would probably take you up on that. I used to work with Sally Clark though, her girlfriend wouldn't approve.

Posted by: robtr at May 17, 2010 04:54 PM (fwSHf)

441 360 sounds like one of the commenters at cbs white house press report today. There is a reason we are the greatest nation in history. We aint gonna take much more.

Posted by: td at May 17, 2010 04:54 PM (w7TI0)

442 Bush, unfortunately, did not fight back. People who do not fight back get dumped on and leave office at 30% in the polls. Palin isn't as stupid as Bush was. The only thing she needs to know about Ogabe is how to put his teeth on the sidewalk. Bush should have read Rules for Radicals. It would have helped him understand what was being done to him. Palin has internalized Uncle Saul and is now paying back Chicago Jesus with his own medicine. Republicans don't have to be the Stupid Party, you know. We can use the Left's weapons to beat the living shit out of them. Watch Palin. It's what she is doing to them, and it's driving them barking mad.

Posted by: section9 at May 17, 2010 04:55 PM (H6lGz)

443 She's a sack of shit who wastes taxpayer money on perks, cronies, and all manner of luxurious waste and self glorification.

Last check, she was down to just 21 "servants" (her word).  I don't know how we can expect her to be a fashion role model AND our own personal dietician with so little help.  Poor thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 04:55 PM (OkT2m)

444 #442  Oh shit, that reminds me, it's almost 8! I should have started drinking almost two hours ago. Thanks, douchebag!

LOL, I guess trolls have some use.  Not much, but some.

/What are you having?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:55 PM (c0A3e)

445

She's playing a mumsy only because she has to.

Because she got punished with a baby?

She doesn't even raise the children, her mother lives in the white house and orginally wanted to keep them in Chicago with her. There 's a vote of confidence in M'chelle's mothering.


 

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 04:55 PM (tkUAz)

446 447,

Be right there darlin', ding ding!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 04:56 PM (OGJcd)

447



I would pay money to watch you try to tea bag a mama grizzly.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)





I dunno, tea-baggin' a mama grizzly seems full of WIN to me.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at May 17, 2010 04:56 PM (t72+4)

448

436...

thank you

Posted by: jmflynny at May 17, 2010 04:56 PM (AFdck)

449 447‘Nam Grunt, I only answer the door naked for the right man.

Please tell me there isn't a "right" man.

/Charging up the BoO.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:57 PM (c0A3e)

450

You are a sick bastard Blazer, itÂ’s one of the things I love most about you!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 04:57 PM (RZ8pf)

451

Oh and laceyunderalls, I hate that woman probably about as much as you do. I refuse to buy any magazines that have her on the cover.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 08:51 PM (RZ8pf)

Oh.  My.  God.  Civil unrest and revolution are one thing.  PGiS not buying magazines is an entirely different thing altogether.  I better stock up on freeze-dried foods.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 04:58 PM (1fanL)

452 #436  Thanks for the info, but between that and the Census crap, black helicopters are going to circling your current location soon.

/Hope you can get your dirt requirement in the camps. . 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 04:58 PM (c0A3e)

453

Well, some of us do our civil unrest in more a civilized manner than others, FUBAR.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 05:00 PM (RZ8pf)

454

(snapdragon) left

 

nah, lurking...upcoming remarks  in 5  4   3   2  1...

Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (yf5QI)

455 Lasagna is ready time to eat and watch the rented movie Crazy Heart hope it's good, take care my friends.

God Bless our Troops and their Families, they are the best!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (OGJcd)

456

Well, some of us do our civil unrest in more a civilized manner than others, FUBAR.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)

Kisses!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (1fanL)

457 /What are you having?

Lemme dig around in the dumpster... uh... banana peels... coffee grinds... torn inflatable sex dolls... ah, here we go! Still have a little bit of the jet fuel I swiped from the airport last month.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 05:01 PM (Wpgaw)

458

Please, new thread.

FLOTUS talk gets my blood pressure up.

I cannot even discuss her rationally.

I mean, I get why Precedent Fuckup is a mess--Daddy abandonment issues and Mommy was  commie hippy pig-filth.  

But what the hell is her excuse? By all accounts, her parents were nurturing and loving. Tells me she's pure fucking evil.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:02 PM (QSMOq)

459 Tells me she's pure fucking evil.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 09:02 PM (QSMOq)

USE the Dark Side!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:03 PM (1fanL)

460


‘Nam Grunt, I only answer the door naked for the right man.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 08:53 PM (RZ8pf)



How in the hell did I miss that !

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:03 PM (t72+4)

461

You were too busy being adorably sarcastic, Blazer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (RZ8pf)

462 By all accounts, her parents were nurturing and loving.

And Kashyyyk is a wonderful place to grow up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (S9AJM)

463

Bush, unfortunately, did not fight back. People who do not fight back get dumped on and leave office at 30% in the polls.

I blame that "genius" Rove for that, who was real good at getting GWB elected and then fucking up everything else related to the Republican party so that they were in control of nothing in 2009.  Kind of like what Slick did to the donks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (YfeQ4)

464

USE the Dark Side

Honey, you don't want to see my dark side.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:04 PM (QSMOq)

465


Michelle Obama Is Part Of The Rebel Alliance And A Traitor ! Throw Her In The Trash Compactor !

Posted by: Darth Vader at May 17, 2010 05:05 PM (t72+4)

466 I refuse to buy any magazines that have her on the cover.

That pretty much leaves, what, Cigar Aficianado and plumbing industry journals? 


Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 05:05 PM (OkT2m)

467 #472  How in the hell did I miss that !

I was trying to channel some of the Godly power still in the Blade of Olympus towards your mind to divert it's attention, but it obviously didn't work.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 05:06 PM (c0A3e)

468 454 It wasn't that he was afraid, it's that he placed too much stock in honour, i.e. Marquess of Queensberry rules. He also thought it was childish to stoop to the libs' level. That's all well-&-good, until your enemies start controlling the message & everyone believes it. People also need multiple reassurances, as words are now more important than actions.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 05:06 PM (W396d)

469

Honey, you don't want to see my dark side.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 09:04 PM (QSMOq)

Oh, gawd.  Hawt!

Posted by: Darth Vader at May 17, 2010 05:07 PM (YX6i/)

470

Kratos, honey, no worries, much as I love you, you will never be “the right man.”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 05:07 PM (RZ8pf)

471 476USE the Dark Side

Honey, you don't want to see my dark side.

FUBAR, you don't.  She'll invoke "soul-crush" and take your hit points down to 1. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 05:08 PM (c0A3e)

472

Honey, you don't want to see my dark side.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 09:04 PM (QSMOq)

If it includes tube socks and pig tails, you're damn skippy I do.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:08 PM (1fanL)

473

HeatherRadish, Parents magazine still features babies on their cover. Also, Wired magazine has yet to have her on its cover. Though they do lick ObamaÂ’s knob a bit too much in some issues.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 05:08 PM (RZ8pf)

474



KayinMaine Is Also Part of The Rebel Alliance And A Traitor ! Ground her Up And Feed her To Michelle In The Trash Compactor !

Posted by: Darth Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:08 PM (t72+4)

475

FUBAR, youÂ’ve been unable to get that image out of your head since Danica KellerÂ’s picture last week, havenÂ’t you?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 05:09 PM (RZ8pf)

476

Condi Rice was the biggest disappointment.  I thought she was great, having made many assumptions about the advice she was giving as NSA, until she became SecState, came out of the shadows and made it clear how far left-leaning she was.  She was awful.  Her influence on Bush in the second term was a good part of what made it such a pathetically crappy term.  And she used to pull that Road Kill Map out and treat it as if it were a serious document ... it made me puke.

Bush was great in his first term, but when Cheney lost influence, the Bush Presidency really hit the skids.  The second term took off leftwards and never looked back.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 08:30 PM (Qp4DT)

I'm glad you took the effort to type that out. Things got very bad in Bush's second term. Most of the blame belongs on Bush but I put a lot of it on Rove. That timid asshole was a big part of part of the unraveling of the Bush Administration and the Democrat victories in '06 and '08. Every time I see his fat face on TV I want to shoot the thing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 05:09 PM (7+pP9)

477


Honey, you don't want to see my dark side.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 09:04 PM (QSMOq)




Been a while since you shaved ?


I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Blazer at May 17, 2010 05:10 PM (t72+4)

478

FUBAR, youÂ’ve been unable to get that image out of your head since Danica KellerÂ’s picture last week, havenÂ’t you?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 17, 2010 09:09 PM (RZ8pf)

Guilty.  Though I did find a picture of Danica in high heels and fishnets.  I love the interwebs.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:10 PM (1fanL)

479 But what the hell is her excuse? By all accounts, her parents were nurturing and loving. Tells me she's pure fucking evil.


I don't think she's completely stupid--her thesis hints that she realizes she's not as smart as she's been told she is, and she has to know she's not the beautiful, sexy, women-want-to-be-her-men-want-to-be-with-her (dear God) goddess the media sells her as, and that's gotta hurt.  So if we're not going to love her, we're going to respect her authority over our lives, dammit. 

Being married to an omega-male of questionable sexual orientation has to be a hurt, too.

If she wasn't such a fascist scrunt (and unelected! No one elected her to run the food industry!), I might feel sorry for her. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 05:11 PM (OkT2m)

480 Hey all.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 05:13 PM (QZVn4)

481 482Kratos, honey, no worries, much as I love you, you will never be “the right man.”


Thanks for that reassurance, but you did not need to add the "much as I love you" part...


/Praise Zeus for the Blade of Olympus

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 17, 2010 05:13 PM (c0A3e)

482 Hey all.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 09:13 PM (QZVn4)

Oh, herro!

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at May 17, 2010 05:13 PM (1fanL)

483

Bush was great in his first term, but when Cheney lost influence, the Bush Presidency really hit the skids.  The second term took off leftwards and never looked back.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 17, 2010 08:30 PM (Qp4DT)

 

Gotta strongly disagree with you, guy. For one thing, Cheney never lost any influence with GW, and for another thing, GW was Da Man.

With all issues being considered, GW and Mrs. Cheney's little boy, Dicky,  did a hell of a good job as POTUS and VP during both of their terms.

Remember now, the Democrats controlled Congress during the last two years of GW's presidency, making him a lame duck president, which makes it only that much more outrageous that Obama and other Democrats are slimy enough to blame Bush for the events of those two years.)

"leftward"? Not hardly. Think you might have exaggerated a teeny weeny  bit there?

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 05:14 PM (ITzbJ)

484

"leftward"? Not hardly. Think you might have exaggerated a teeny weeny  bit there?

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 09:14 PM (ITzbJ)

I think leftward is a pretty accurate way to describe his domestic politics.  And Rice kinda took the sting out of his foreign policy.  I'm fond of W., but he wasn't the greatest President.

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (1fanL)

485 ParanoidGirlInSeattle--yeah, I was trying to be funny.  Haven't seen her in beer magazines, either.  But way too much of them both in art and quilting magazines.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (OkT2m)

486 Tiny sock off.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:16 PM (1fanL)

487

I don't think she's completely stupid

Well I didn't  call her stupid. I called her evil. What kind of person has as many opportunities as she did and has the nerve to go out "campaigning" for her queerbait hubby all the while to bitching  about private corporations, actually haeing to pay back student loans (the horrors!!), and how we're a mean country?

A rabid militant gashcunttwat is what kind of "woman" she is.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 05:17 PM (QSMOq)

488 Except for pandering to illegal aliens and feeling he had to keep saying "religion of peace" every three seconds, GW was a great President. He's got more class in his little finger than the entire 0bama administration.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 05:17 PM (QZVn4)

489

A rabid militant gashcunttwat is what kind of "woman" she is.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 17, 2010 09:17 PM (QSMOq)

You're kinda hot with foam at the corners of your mouth.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:18 PM (1fanL)

490
Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 09:14 PM (ITzbJ)

The site idiot found his meth stash.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 05:19 PM (7+pP9)

491

@36: "even St. Elizabeth of the dying of cancer (although you notice she's been 'dying' for at least 15 years!)"

Inshallah!!!!

 

Posted by: Libyan Terrorist Mastermind with "cancer" at May 17, 2010 05:19 PM (kmEfr)

492

You're kinda hot with foam at the corners of your mouth.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 09:18 PM (1fanL)

Indeed.  A woman filled with rabid hate for a leftist piece of trash is doubly sexy.

Posted by: Reactionary at May 17, 2010 05:20 PM (4nbyM)

493 Could you narrow it down a bit Ed? There's a bunch of us.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 05:21 PM (QZVn4)

494 Could you narrow it down a bit Ed? There's a bunch of us.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 09:21 PM (QZVn4)

Haven't found my stash, so it can't be me.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:22 PM (1fanL)

495 "leftward"? Not hardly. Think you might have exaggerated a teeny weeny  bit there?

Yeah, I agree... Bush was far enough to the left from the beginning that he didn't need to do any drifting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 05:23 PM (Wpgaw)

496 505 Could you narrow it down a bit Ed? There's a bunch of us.

He must mean the SOBER site idiot.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 05:24 PM (Wpgaw)

497 Bush could have done without the candy-ass "compassionate" bullshit. Reagan didn't need a label, he just lived it. A rising tide lifts all boats.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 05:25 PM (QZVn4)

498 I'm more of a site hooligan / mildly retarded reprobate. No meth though. I like my teeth.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 05:27 PM (QZVn4)

499

505 Could you narrow it down a bit Ed? There's a bunch of us.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 09:21 PM (QZVn4)

Sure--> (ITzbJ)

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 05:29 PM (7+pP9)

500 There's a guy on HotAir saying there's no evidence to support evolution.  None.

Maybe it's not HotAir I hate, it's just the idiot commenters.  And Ed.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:31 PM (1fanL)

501

 St. Elizabeth of the dying of cancer (although you notice she's been 'dying' for at least 15 years!) 

I'm telling you she was diagnosed by one of those "experts" that Silky kept on retainer to evaluate clients lie in his ambulance chasing scams.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 17, 2010 05:31 PM (YfeQ4)

502

I voted for W twice, but I can't figure out a way to justify calling him a successful president. 

1. He passed NCLB, a massive expansion of federal power and involvement in a local and state issue - public education.

2. He failed to substantively reform either healthcare or social security - the two pillars of liberalism that drive the expansion of federal power.

3. The Prescription Drug Plan has actually added to the deficit and expanded entitlement obligations.

4. He signed McCain-Feingold. 

5. He pushed for amnesty and did little to enforce border security. 

6. His tax cuts were great, but they didn't SIMPLIFY the code at all. In fact, it's more complicated now than ever.

In my mind, his failures outweigh his successes.  Still, he's a heck of a lot better than the clown we have now.

Posted by: stickety at May 17, 2010 05:33 PM (EsWC3)

503 Bush could have done without the candy-ass "compassionate" bullshit. Reagan didn't need a label, he just lived it. A rising tide lifts all boats.

Posted by: sifty at May 17, 2010 09:25 PM (QZVn4)

That chapped my ass pretty good right from the beginning.  Compassionate conservatism instead of the regular ol' mean and uncaring conservatism.  And then the education bill.  And the medicare bill.  And amnesty.  And that SCt pick.  Yeah, I think leftward is a good description of his domestic policy.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:34 PM (1fanL)

504

In my mind, his failures outweigh his successes.  Still, he's a heck of a lot better than the clown we have now.

Posted by: stickety at May 17, 2010 09:33 PM (EsWC3)

+1 on all counts

Posted by: logprof at May 17, 2010 05:40 PM (Mmw0q)

505 Compassionate conservatism, as opposed to the Darwinian side of libertarianism. I thought the phrase endorsed social conservatism.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 17, 2010 05:41 PM (W396d)

506

Maybe it's not HotAir I hate, it's just the idiot commenters.  And Ed.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 09:31 PM (1fanL)

WTF? When did I piss on your Wheaties?

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 05:43 PM (7+pP9)

507 WTF? When did I piss on your Wheaties?

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 09:43 PM (7+pP9)

Leave my meth stash alone, and we'll get along fine.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:44 PM (1fanL)

508

@514: "In my mind, his failures outweigh his successes.  Still, he's a heck of a lot better than the clown we have now"

Bush II was pretty much a disaster - bad plans, bad execution, an untter inability to articulate what he was doing or why, and all the leadership of a used kleenex.

But that just show's Obizzle's true historical value - even with the bar set *that* low, he still not only couldn't clear it, he started tunneling.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 17, 2010 05:46 PM (kmEfr)

509 Bush II was pretty much a disaster - bad plans, bad execution, an untter inability to articulate what he was doing or why, and all the leadership of a used kleenex.

And no desire to articulate.  He could have sent Darth Barbed Cock out, we know that guy is effective as hell.  But he did nothing.  Argh!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 17, 2010 05:50 PM (1fanL)

510 The site idiot found his meth stash.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 09:19 PM (7+pP9)

 

Yeah, I agree... Bush was far enough to the left from the beginning that he didn't need to do any drifting.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 17, 2010 09:23 PM (Wpgaw)

 

What is this, kindergarten? Try to make a rational comment for a change, will you?

I've cut your balls off in the past already. So there's no point in humiliating you further.

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 05:51 PM (ITzbJ)

511

Maybe it's not HotAir I hate, it's just the idiot commenters.  And Ed.

I hate allah and the idiot commentors

Posted by: dagny at May 17, 2010 06:19 PM (Nmj0X)

512
Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 09:51 PM (ITzbJ)

You're a lot like dysentery. Question is: why do you pride yourself on it?

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 06:47 PM (7+pP9)

513 #525 - You are, in every sense of the word, a jackass. Question: Why do you advertize it?

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 07:02 PM (ITzbJ)

514

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 11:02 PM (ITzbJ)

You're an asshole and nobody likes you here. Nothing is going to change that.

You can simply FOAD.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 17, 2010 07:11 PM (7+pP9)

515

Tch, tch, tch, temper, temper. LOL!!!!!!  You are such a loser. LOL!!!!!!

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 07:38 PM (ITzbJ)

516 George Bosh? Doesn't he play for the Toronto Raptors?

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at May 18, 2010 12:00 AM (tYsf/)

517 Laura has also come out in favor of gay marriage and abortion.

Posted by: Georgie at May 18, 2010 06:32 AM (I+7Zv)

518

Tch, tch, tch, temper, temper. LOL!!!!!!  You are such a loser. LOL!!!!!!

Posted by: For God's sake, impeach Obama NOW. What are you waiting for? at May 17, 2010 11:38 PM (ITzbJ)

Everybody here recognizes (ITzbJ) as an asshole. You also gotta be nuts to come back here again and again when your audience thinks you're a jerk.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 18, 2010 12:46 PM (7+pP9)

519 Double standards the sign of the liberal demacrats

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 18, 2010 01:33 PM (/dbzR)

520 I was for accountability for elected officials before I was against it.

Posted by: منتديات at May 19, 2010 06:19 PM (RMzgq)

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