July 08, 2010

LeBron Thread
— Dave in Texas

If you care. If you'd rather comment about the ESPN douche-fest right now, that'd be fun too.

I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opened up Capone's vault.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:21 PM | Comments (186)
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1 If he goes to a team with a white owner he is an uncle tom.

Posted by: Rev Wright at July 08, 2010 05:22 PM (V/EYZ)

2 What is this "basketball"?

Posted by: toby928 at July 08, 2010 05:22 PM (4WbTI)

3 This oughta be compared to Alex Rodriguez as a Texas Ranger

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 08, 2010 05:23 PM (GUxTi)

4 Wow, how many commercials did ESPN sell for this garbage. I want to see the receipts to make sure the Boys and Girls Club is getting all the money from this BS.

Posted by: NJRob at July 08, 2010 05:23 PM (y/IxH)

5 If there's a sport I care less about than pro hoops, I don't know what it would be. Maybe women's tennis sfter Sherapova gets beat.

Posted by: 48%er at July 08, 2010 05:24 PM (OThQg)

6 C'mon Penguins!!!

Posted by: Wombat at July 08, 2010 05:24 PM (r8uRb)

7 Do not taunt me.

Posted by: happy fun ball at July 08, 2010 05:24 PM (4WbTI)

8 Who really cares? although I would love it if he says he chose Miami because Florida has no state tax, saving him 15 million or so over  the course of his contract, over New York and its confiscatory  taxes

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:25 PM (y4B2y)

9 If I gave a flying fuck I would be watching ESPN instead of a DVR'd episode of Good Eats.  But whatever...

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 08, 2010 05:25 PM (Pq8mE)

10 If I gave a flying fuck I would be watching ESPN instead of a DVR'd episode of Good Eats.  But whatever... 

You DVR Alton, too?

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:26 PM (y4B2y)

11 Noone freakin cares....Where is my Albert Haynesworth stole 21 million dollars thread?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (V/EYZ)

12 Isn't Cleavland's economy based on LeBron?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (c0A3e)

13 This is f'ing stupid. All hype this guy. And I'm from Columbus so I have an interest in him staying at Cleveland. But at this point he makes me sick.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (ifK+p)

14 AB it THE MAN!

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (Pq8mE)

15 Alton hosts good eats.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (V/EYZ)

16 He should go to that New Orleans team, the Unstoppable Gushers.  Heard alot about them recently.

Posted by: EnBeeAay at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (Swkya)

17

If you care. If you'd rather comment about the ESPN douche-fest right now, that'd be fun too.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (0pYSi)

18 Miami!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:27 PM (0pYSi)

19 Miami, Love being losers cleveland!

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:28 PM (ifK+p)

20 Dude this is like Brett Farve, before he won any championships, hosting a prime time show to decide if he would retire or not. THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:28 PM (V/EYZ)

21 yeah, don't care. so OT!...Greenspan says economy going thru menopause or something.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 08, 2010 05:28 PM (JSghx)

22 I don't have cable.

Very happy about that tonight.

I wouldn't care unless he went to the Yankees.

Fucking Yankees.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:28 PM (AUndp)

23 #10

Doesn't everyone DVR Alton?

Posted by: GMan at July 08, 2010 05:28 PM (zQiqq)

24

If he wanted to win championships he would have gone to Chicago.  Best roster.

Even the Clippers.  Don't laugh.

Saves some money on taxes though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:29 PM (0pYSi)

25 In fact, just to show that we are above the LeBron fray, we should turn this into a thread about the hot women of the Food Network. 

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 08, 2010 05:29 PM (Pq8mE)

26 All hype. This guy has some talent but hasn't shown anything yet. I hate to say it but Kobe is by far the better player.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:29 PM (ifK+p)

27 MOTHERFUCKER

Posted by: Cleveland at July 08, 2010 05:29 PM (xO+6C)

28 All Giati deloretes does is show cleavage.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:29 PM (V/EYZ)

29

OMG!

It's rare that I can even look at Geraldo without thinking of that friggin fiasco.

What struck me then, and now, was that he didn't even seem embarrassed about it.

Posted by: jmflynny at July 08, 2010 05:30 PM (NHK5s)

30 Heh. Guess Cleveland can take that "Witness" banner down. Ain't gonna be happy in Akron.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:30 PM (ifK+p)

31 And what cleavage it is.  Ms. Squire knows that I have a serious Giada fetish.

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 08, 2010 05:31 PM (Pq8mE)

32 Well, there's one more job that's left Ohio under the Obama administration.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 08, 2010 05:31 PM (toqoX)

33 Giada makes my cannoli @^#%.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:31 PM (AUndp)

34

BTW

If we can have 10 soccer threads, we can have a LeBron thread.  Not that I care much.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:31 PM (0pYSi)

35 Coach Spolstra...lol.  Gimme a break.  Pat Riley will be coaching Miami.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:32 PM (0pYSi)

36 Well, there's one more job that's left Ohio under the Obama administration.

Blind massage therapist?

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:32 PM (AUndp)

37 When do the riots begin in Cleveland?

Posted by: Justsam at July 08, 2010 05:32 PM (73/Tg)

38 ESPN is a joke. All the tear-jerking music & fake hype was pathetic. The worst questions are about how LeBron can live with himself now that he's leaving all his HS friends & Sunday School teacher in the lurch. "Do you feel you've betrayed the people of Cleveland?"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 08, 2010 05:33 PM (/h097)

39

So what?

 

Release the vuvuzelas.

 

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.... at July 08, 2010 05:33 PM (sJTmU)

40 This is f'ing stupid. All hype this guy. And I'm from Columbus so I have an interest in him staying at Cleveland. But at this point he makes me sick.

The NBA sucks.  No defense, and the talent has outstripped the rules of the game, like moving the fences in to 200 feet in baseball.  Narrow the rim by 2 inches, raise the basket to 12 feet, and actually call offensive fouls, and maybe I wouldn't prefer watching. Lawrence Welk.

Oh, and also ban tattoos.

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:33 PM (y4B2y)

41 Hey y'all, I just finished sucking a brothers dick. Cornholer and Stuart are going to toss his salad.
Partin' the interruption baby.

Posted by: Mike Wilbon at July 08, 2010 05:33 PM (nxUYP)

42 Neither TSN nor TSN2 up here are showing it.  The former actually has a women's poker tourney on.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:34 PM (BP6Z1)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 08, 2010 05:34 PM (5Y41L)

44

Wimmen's poker?

 

I'll bet THAT'S hot.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.... at July 08, 2010 05:34 PM (sJTmU)

45 All right, I was gonna save this re-post for the ONT (given its title), but here's more apropos:

"LeBron James is a Cocksucker"

Trust me: it's epic.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:36 PM (BP6Z1)

46 saving 10% a year in state taxes makes a difference. This 'sport' is officially dead for a minimum of the next 3 years. Florida still sucks for all sports not named football.

Posted by: NJRob at July 08, 2010 05:36 PM (y/IxH)

47 I say we take the NBA in another direction:  Allow a goalie (i.e., no goaltending), and institute an off-side rule, like in soccerfutbol.  Oh, and lets borrow from that other thread:  allows blasters and stormtrooper armor suits. 

Posted by: EnBeeAay at July 08, 2010 05:36 PM (Swkya)

48 Lebron James inspires me to be the best that I can be everyday.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:37 PM (UmqUc)

49 I.Hate.ESPN! When are they going to show a darts match, or a womens billiards game.

Posted by: Mike Wilbon at July 08, 2010 05:38 PM (nxUYP)

50 I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opened up Capone's vault.

Ah haaa!  ROAD MAPS!!!

Posted by: George Newman at July 08, 2010 05:38 PM (okQKG)

51 I think the NBA should do away with the penaltly....teams should not get to shoot FTs on a non-shooting foul.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:38 PM (UmqUc)

52 Lebron James is such a fucking faggot he once got interviewed and said his favorite teams were.... Cowboys Lakers Yankees Fuck him.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:39 PM (V/EYZ)

53 Lebron James inspires me to get an agent for my kids when they are eight years old.

The second set of kids -- I loved the first set too much to do that to them.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:39 PM (AUndp)

54 It seemed like ESPN was starting to become the Stuart Scott Network a few years ago.  Both he and ESPN overrate his personality.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:40 PM (UmqUc)

55 You know, Ohio takes care of its native sons...any sports hero in Ohio is set for life with the deepest devotion you can imagine. He'll go to Miami, loose, and be another washed up coulda been.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:40 PM (ifK+p)

56

Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone's vault, oh the memories... All he could say was "more 1920s junk"   ha, ha - thanks for the laugh.

LeBron James?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: charlie gibson at July 08, 2010 05:40 PM (GLHmW)

57 What was more pathetic, King Barry's Olympics FAIL or Cleveland's trying to keep LeBron?

Discuss.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:40 PM (BP6Z1)

58

Wimmen's poker?

I'll bet THAT'S hot.

Women's STRIP poker, maybe.  Jessica Biel vs, Scarlet Johannsen- pay per view.  Now that'd be TV gold.

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:40 PM (y4B2y)

59 Lebron James is such a fucking faggot he once got interviewed and said his favorite teams were....

Cowboys

You are cursed to die a horrible death.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, a 40 year Cowboys fan at July 08, 2010 05:41 PM (nxUYP)

60 At least Houston local TV hasn't cut in with LABRON UPDATES!!!.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:41 PM (AUndp)

61 Cowboys

Lakers

Yankees

Fuck him.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 09:39 PM (V/EYZ)

Hey, I'm a big fan of the 27 Yankees, 85 Bears and the 96 Bulls.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:41 PM (0pYSi)

62 Hey, there could'a been some cool shit in that vault. Like a mercury-filled syringe for treating syphilis or something. Or maybe some really old condoms.

Posted by: Geraldo at July 08, 2010 05:41 PM (VXBR1)

63

Jealous wingnuts just jealous of Lebron James because he got the bling bling.   And they hate black people.

Only Lebron James understands what it's like to be me....we live our lives soundtracked to the Eye of The Tiger.

 

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 05:41 PM (UmqUc)

64 Just wondering how much "stimulus" money James's new team will get.

After all, it's a job saved or created!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 08, 2010 05:42 PM (Ulu3i)

65 What was more pathetic, King Barry's Olympics FAIL or Cleveland's trying to keep LeBron?

Discuss.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 09:40 PM (BP6Z1)

The former no doubt.  Cleveland had a chance, Ostumble, not so much.  He should have realized that.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:42 PM (0pYSi)

66 Also, ditto #53.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:42 PM (ifK+p)

67

I don't fully get the hype.  I hate basketball, but i think i am unbiased in this case. He is the best player in the league, or so I am told. He is hyped. He is packaged and sold. He is the greatest since Jordan.

 

But where are his championships? Didn't Jordan actually, you know, win stuff?

 

Meanwhile you have Kobe Bryant who has won 5 championships.

Both men came into the league from highschool(i think), not were hyped, one delivered, yet the one who delivers gets the short shrift in comparison to the one who doesn't

 

can someone explain this to me?

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 05:42 PM (DKV43)

68 Has the rioting in Oakland started yet?

Posted by: jpsr at July 08, 2010 05:43 PM (GLHmW)

69 I can't see Wade and Lebron on the same team.....who gets to take all the shots when the game is on the line? 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:43 PM (UmqUc)

70 What is a LeBron?

Did his mom name him after a car but didn't know how to spell it?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 08, 2010 05:43 PM (b8VPN)

71 Maybe Lebron is a right winger. He is going to Florida because there is no state income tax. That should save him 10+ million

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 05:43 PM (DKV43)

72 Hey, I'm a big fan of the 27 Yankees, 85 Bears and the 96 Bulls.

85 Bears gave me what the Cubs never will.  And every year of the Bulls where Scottie Pippen was not their "leader."

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:43 PM (AUndp)

73 For fuck sake Lebron James sure is a fame whore isn't he?

Posted by: The OctoMom at July 08, 2010 05:44 PM (V/EYZ)

74 Kobe's by far a better shooter.  Lebron's a little better attacking the rim and passing.  He shoots too many 3's late in the game with that being his weakness.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:44 PM (UmqUc)

75 Lebron James is such a fucking faggot he once got interviewed and said his favorite teams were....

Cowboys
Lakers
Yankees

Well, yes, there's an epic douche-itude in that, but... what's his favorite hockey team?  Who does he root for to put the biscuit in the basket?

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:45 PM (y4B2y)

76

Both men came into the league from highschool(i think), not were hyped, one delivered, yet the one who delivers gets the short shrift in comparison to the one who doesn't

 can someone explain this to me?

It must be because Kobe is an adulterer?  That's the only thing I can think of.

Posted by: gloria at July 08, 2010 05:45 PM (GLHmW)

77

Discuss.

Oh please it's not even close.

Prez'nint McTarballs of course.

Cleveland is a dying city looking to keep its cash cow. O'bumblefuck had no business flying to Copenhagen for something so trivial. IIRC he hadn't even met with McChrystal by that point in time. Yet he had time to jetset to Denmark in the hopes of landing some contracts for his  thug union bosses in Chitown.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 08, 2010 05:45 PM (5Y41L)

78 can someone explain this to me?

Tiger Woods fucked 89 women who were not his wife.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:46 PM (AUndp)

79 Ok I mighta been wrong and he was a Bulls fan, but the other two were dead on. You can Bing that shit. He actual said in an interview....I AM A BANDWAGON JUMPING FAG. ENDQUOTE.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:46 PM (V/EYZ)

80 Hi.  I just made a decision that will never allow me to be considered as the greatest player of all time.  Sweet huh.

Posted by: LeBron James at July 08, 2010 05:46 PM (0pYSi)

81

Oh shit I missed this thread. Lebron is going to play for the Cowboys ? Sweet !

He may want to see if he can book Romo on his new show, so they can limp out together on crutches.



Posted by: Blazer at July 08, 2010 05:46 PM (t72+4)

82 69

I don't fully get the hype.  I hate basketball, but i think i am unbiased in this case. He is the best player in the league, or so I am told. He is hyped. He is packaged and sold. He is the greatest since Jordan.

 

But where are his championships? Didn't Jordan actually, you know, win stuff?

 

Meanwhile you have Kobe Bryant who has won 5 championships.

Both men came into the league from highschool(i think), not were hyped, one delivered, yet the one who delivers gets the short shrift in comparison to the one who doesn't

 

can someone explain this to me?

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 09:42 PM (DKV43)

LeBron is exactly at the same point where Jordan won his first title (7th season).  I think the more apt comparison is Kevin Garnett: another great player straight out of high school, and classily not bitching about his team's utter failure to get him any solid supporting cast.  James saw the writing on the wall and did not want to chance the Cavs not getting him a Pippen or Shaq to help him.  (Heh, Shaq himself actually did try to help him, but '09 Shaq < '00 Shaq.)

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:46 PM (BP6Z1)

83

Lebron would be a fool if he were to go to Knicks or the Nets, as he will pay much more in taxes and probably be on a much worse team than Cleveland.

I'm not sure the Heat are going to have enough even if they do land James, as they will have to trade Beasley to make room.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:47 PM (UmqUc)

84

 Maybe Lebron is a right winger. He is going to Florida because there is no state income tax. That should save him 10+ million

They should use this example in math class, or economics perhaps.  But maybe they don't teach that in schools anymore.

Posted by: jpsr at July 08, 2010 05:47 PM (GLHmW)

85 There will have to be a special rule for the Heat, allowing them to have two or three balls on each possesion. Otherwise, I don't see how Wade, Bosh and James will be happy.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.... at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (sJTmU)

86 What is a LeBron?    Did his mom name him after a car but didn't know how to spell it?

I owned an '86 LeBron.  It LeSucked.

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (y4B2y)

87 Hype means more than winning Ben, especially in the NBA anymore. I really trully don't think he has the attitude to be a champion. Cleveland giving up in the finals this was all anyone needed to see. He doesn't up his game in the off season. He's more interested in being a billionaire than being a champion. Which is his choice but whatever. yeah, he and kobe both came in from HS but Kobe worked his game. Lebron is coasting on raw talent alone. Ask Ken Griffey Jr. where that will get you.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (ifK+p)

88

I took a shower this evening, and I pulled a piece of lint out of my asscrack.

I'd rather comment about that than about LeBron Whateverthefuckhislastname is. Whatever city spent all those millions on him, here's to a swift and painful bankruptcy.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (oMd+I)

89 Like a mercury-filled syringe for treating syphilis or something. Or maybe some really old condoms.

Hey asshole, I died of syphilis. What condoms pizano? Bareback baby.

Posted by: Al Capone at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (nxUYP)

90 maybe Rush should buy a bball team since he and LeBron both believe in free markets and low taxes!

Posted by: mim/ginaswo at July 08, 2010 05:48 PM (HiRrN)

91 I guess it's Miami.

Lebron just set himself up, big time.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:49 PM (AUndp)

92 I'm fascinated

Posted by: Bread & Circuses at July 08, 2010 05:49 PM (7+pP9)

93 83 Hi.  I just made a decision that will never allow me to be considered as the greatest player of all time.  Sweet huh.

Posted by: LeBron James at July 08, 2010 09:46 PM (0pYSi)

--I like the spin I heard on the radio: No matter how well the Heat take off, now that James is joined to Wade he will always have one less ring that DWade.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:49 PM (BP6Z1)

94 Kobe's by far a better shooter.  Lebron's a little better attacking the rim and passing.  He shoots too many 3's late in the game with that being his weakness.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 09:44 PM (UmqUc)

Bron lacks the killer instinct and a second level.

MJ, Kobe and Bird ..Isiah even.....most multi title superstars have it.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:50 PM (0pYSi)

95 They're burning The King's jersey in Cleveland. Classic.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 08, 2010 05:50 PM (xO+6C)

96 At least the NBA isn't as gay as the MLB where they have no salary cap and the fucking faggot Yankees just buy every player that comes up. How long till Steven Strassburg is in pinstripes?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 05:50 PM (V/EYZ)

97 I hope cleveland doesn't set their lake on fire, again.

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 05:50 PM (DKV43)

98 Hey Matt X, how are your 'Cocks doing?

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:51 PM (BP6Z1)

99

--I like the spin I heard on the radio: No matter how well the Heat take off, now that James is joined to Wade he will always have one less ring that DWade.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 09:49 PM (BP6Z1)

Excellent point.  I sure know that MJ wouldn't have made a similar decision.  His legacy now has a floor on it. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 05:51 PM (0pYSi)

100 I think Chicago is the best team in the east now, landing Boozer, to go along with Rose, Loul Deng, Taj Gibson, Noah. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:51 PM (UmqUc)

101

My Cocks? 

I went to Clemson.

 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:52 PM (UmqUc)

102 Good night to everyone outside of Texas, I'm gonna go celebrate this beautiful (only 81 degree) night by having a beer on the water.

Hasta.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:52 PM (AUndp)

103 What is this basketball of which you speak?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2010 05:52 PM (zgZzy)

104 more importantly, when is Ilya Kovalchuk going to sign. He is holding up the NHL free agent market.

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (DKV43)

105


I took a shower this evening, and I pulled a piece of lint out of my asscrack.

I'd rather comment about that than about LeBron Whateverthefuckhislastname is. Whatever city spent all those millions on him, here's to a swift and painful bankruptcy.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 08, 2010 09:48 PM (oMd+I)






True, but it was a glorious lint-ball that you pulled out of your ass crack in the image of Allah that will get you beheaded if you dare show it to the press in Europa-istan.


Thats one way of looking at it.

Posted by: Blazer at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (t72+4)

106

I took a shower this evening, and I pulled a piece of lint out of my asscrack.

Hot.  I'll give you something else to pull out.

Posted by: Obligatory Andi Sullivan at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (0pYSi)

107 Ben, it was only their river -- but still.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (AUndp)

108 I can't believe I spent 7 years rooting for this piece of shit.  Fuck him, I hope he breaks his knees.

Posted by: Dunkirk at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (ZkQ3p)

109 It is interesting from a team-building strategy. It's like min-maxing in a game. The entire salary cap will go to 3 guys (unless they take less money, which is possible) and the rest of the team will be league minimum players -- which means they will most likely be scrubs.

I can imagine a team like that doing well in the regular season but falling apart in the playoffs. And an injury to any of the stars becomes devastating. Winning will depend on finding the overlooked, undervalued player they can pay the minimum.

It's a very extreme strategy. Might work.

All that said, the whole special is an extreme dick move by LeBron to the fans of Cleveland.  Just unnecessarily cruel.


Posted by: huh at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (+ABdJ)

110 Ben, that was not the lake, it was the Cuyahoga River.  Search for the pics.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (BP6Z1)

111 good idear mesa

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 08, 2010 05:53 PM (Wh0W+)

112 LeBron, LeBron, likes his money...

(With apologies to Elton John)

Posted by: GT at July 08, 2010 05:54 PM (Vyrg6)

113

The fact that Lebron James seems to be Ohio's only tourist attraction does speak well for the state.  

 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:54 PM (UmqUc)

114

Don't worry Cleveland....you still have the Rock N Roll hall of fame, Drew Carey and cold gloomy winters.   CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!

 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:55 PM (UmqUc)

115 This passage is all that need be said:

And FUCK YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? FUCK AND NO. They'd stick him in a fucking Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:56 PM (BP6Z1)

116 #117: Hey now, we still got the Senator at OSU and the only team that wins in Ohio. Other than the Reds this year.

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 05:56 PM (ifK+p)

117

Don't worry Cleveland....you still have the Rock N Roll hall of fame, Drew Carey and cold gloomy winters.   CLEVELAND ROCKS!!!!

 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 09:55 PM (UmqUc)

The Mistake by the Lake. . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 05:56 PM (BP6Z1)

118 All Giati deloretes does is show cleavage. You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2010 05:56 PM (9Lm5R)

119

Ben, that was not the lake, it was the Cuyahoga River.  Search for the pics.

that's right.

It's time for the Cleveland Tourist commercials now that they lost LeBron.

 

http://tinyurl.com/cdne7g

http://tinyurl.com/cu69xe

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 05:57 PM (DKV43)

120

Cleveland fans,

You can always watch Lebron play on tv and just pretend he's playing for Cleveland. 

I don't see what the big deal is...you guys still have Shaq and Mo Williams?  What more do you need?

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 05:59 PM (UmqUc)

121 I can't believe I spent 7 years rooting for this piece of shit.  Fuck him, I hope he breaks his knees.

Dunkirk, there's no loyalty.  they're mercenaries.  It's always about the money.  I always got pissed off watching my NFL team, after a loss, laugh and joke with the team that just kicked their ass- until I became friends with a former NFL player.  He said that for the most part, they all consider themselves part of the same  fraternity,just like in college.  They laugh at the fans

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 05:59 PM (y4B2y)

122 don't worry cleveland, you still have the Browns and suicide

Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 06:00 PM (DKV43)

123 Dave, the rain has finally stopped -- for a day.

Posted by: mesablue at July 08, 2010 06:00 PM (AUndp)

124 I went to Clemson.

My condolences.

Posted by: toby928 at July 08, 2010 06:01 PM (4WbTI)

125 I'm not sure if a Lebron-Wade-Bosh team can work, as they are all use to dominating the ball and getting a lot more shots than everybody else on the team. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:01 PM (UmqUc)

126 My mechanical engineering degree from Clemson has served me well.  I have a job, even in Obama's economy. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:02 PM (UmqUc)

127 James simply had to leave Cleveland. I mean, Obama's middle name is "Hussein." It was inevitable.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 08, 2010 06:03 PM (swuwV)

128 I stopped watching basketball after Mike Ballhog Jordan ruined the game and the entire league became a fucking AND-1.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 08, 2010 06:03 PM (V/EYZ)

129 Obama's going to be pissed off at Lebron.   Lebron was supposed to go to the Bulls.   Obama may take over the NBA to correct this flaw in the system.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:04 PM (UmqUc)

130 Who won?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 08, 2010 06:04 PM (3gD73)

131 I miss Jordan, personally.  He never had the kind of talent around him that Kobe always has. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:06 PM (UmqUc)

132 Who won?

It's the NBA, we all lose.

Posted by: toby928 at July 08, 2010 06:09 PM (4WbTI)

133

Chris Duhon to the Orlando Magic was the biggest free agent deal so far, as they needed somebody who could play point.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:09 PM (UmqUc)

134 NBA is better than hockey, baseball, and soccer combined.  Let's be honest.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:11 PM (UmqUc)

135 lebron said in a magazine article the man he would love to dunk a ball on is Former President George W Bush, what a f'n scumbag. He wants to go after a guy twice his age and a hell of a lot shorter. And besides,the only reason he went to Miami is to pay less taxes, but know this, this pussy will vote democratic in every election. Thus fucking up another state.

Posted by: lou at July 08, 2010 06:11 PM (byrE+)

136 My mechanical engineering degree from Clemson has served me well.  I have a job, even in Obama's economy.

Yeah, but I'm a Gamecock.  COCK.  Get it?  South Carolina!  A little ACC humor there.  I'll stop now.

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 06:12 PM (y4B2y)

137 NBA is better than hockey, baseball, and soccer combined.  Let's be honest.

I'd rather watch NASCAR

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 06:13 PM (y4B2y)

138 we got some mesa.  send more.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 08, 2010 06:13 PM (Wh0W+)

139

In South Carolina,  the locals that support Clemson call the 'Cocks the "coots", and the locals that support the Cocks call the Tigers the "taters". 

I don't understand it.  I'll defer to Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:13 PM (UmqUc)

140

Huzzah.  Bron-bron has made his decision.  Now let me hear no more of him forever.  Far too much hoopla over a dude who hasn't really won shit so far....

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2010 06:14 PM (ySNz/)

141 I'll say what every NASCAR "hater" says...who wants to watch cars go around in circles.  Obligatory, yes?

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:14 PM (UmqUc)

142 @17: "If you care. If you'd rather comment about the ESPN douche-fest right now, that'd be fun too.

Took the words right out of my mouth."

---------------

It's a bold man who will post the words "right out of my mouth" that close to the word "douche"

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2010 06:16 PM (ySNz/)

143 147 I'll say what every NASCAR "hater" says...who wants to watch cars go around in circles.  Obligatory, yes?

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 10:14 PM (UmqUc)

 

Its better then watching the wwnba!!

Posted by: lou at July 08, 2010 06:17 PM (byrE+)

144

buzz,

I don't whine about people insulting my states. I just make them own it and gloat when the good folk of SC rise up and vote for Haley and prove all their stereotypes of South Carolina to be bullshit. 

The negativie stereotypes of SC is actually a good thing for South Carolina, as liberal yuppies from up north have not moved there like they have to North Carolina.  We dont' need liberals to mess up both Carolinas, and if it's an imaginary KKK in SC that keeps them out, that's cool with me.  People believe what they want to believe, yes?

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:17 PM (UmqUc)

145 Bill Simmons had a decent breakdown on LeBron and his fit in Miami and his legacy today.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 06:17 PM (BP6Z1)

146

It's a bold man who will post the words "right out of my mouth" that close to the word "douche"

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2010 10:16 PM (ySNz/

lol

Got me there.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 06:19 PM (0pYSi)

147 I have only one question for those that watched the Lebron love-fest on ESPN.....who slobbered over Lebron the most....Stuart Scott or Wilburn....I can go either way. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:19 PM (UmqUc)

148 Bill Simmons had a decent breakdown on LeBron and his fit in Miami and his legacy today.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 10:17 PM (BP6Z1)

Big time.  Read it a few hours ago.  He makes some great points.  Big Simmons fan here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 08, 2010 06:21 PM (0pYSi)

149 All that said, the whole special is an extreme dick move by LeBron to the fans of Cleveland.  Just unnecessarily cruel.


Posted by: huh at July 08, 2010 09:53 PM (+ABdJ)

Fuck him; he's been dead to me since game 3 against the Celtics.  Just another egomaniacal choking dog with huge skills but no fucking heart.  I hope he takes his slut mother with him.  Good fucking riddance.

If the Heat fall short of a championship it will be the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2010 06:22 PM (qPpkJ)

150 Matt X is just  a jealous teabagger just jealous of Lebron because he's black and rich.  Note he's from South Carolina, nothing but old white racist religious hicks there that hate gay people. LOL

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 06:22 PM (UmqUc)

151

buzz,

You seem to hold petty grudges.  I think that I made those posts over a month ago.  Hockey fan, I suspect?  On yeah, I know how you hockey fans are.  Fanatical fools.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:24 PM (UmqUc)

152 Palming, traveling, moving picks, tattoos, proving "street cred," plus some of the stupidest tall people on earth who happen to have smart agents? Usually I'd rather watch Olympic curling or whack my nethers with a hammer.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 08, 2010 06:27 PM (swuwV)

153 @69: "Meanwhile you have Kobe Bryant who has won 5 championships.

Both men came into the league from highschool(i think), not were hyped, one delivered, yet the one who delivers gets the short shrift in comparison to the one who doesn't

 can someone explain this to me?"

Rapist proclivities aside, Kobe came into the league with as sleazy a move as Bron-bron just pulled.  Kobe - a kid out of high school - announced that he would only play for the Knicks or Lakers.  That was it.  He got drafted by Charlotte and refused to play for them. 

If the NBA had had any balls, it would simply have said "Fine, you don't play. Ever. Bye."

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2010 06:29 PM (ySNz/)

154 I think you have to give Lebron some credit for leaving Cleveland.  He's hero worshiped there because let's face it, he's all they had.  He won't get that kind of devotion in Miami playing with two other great players where there are other things to do.  If he wanted to be idolized forever, staying in Cleveland was the right move.  If he wants to win championship while getting taxed less, going to Miami was the right move.  How can a conservative attack Lebron for this? 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:29 PM (UmqUc)

155 And FUCK YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? FUCK AND NO. They'd stick him in a fucking Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit.


Cowherd was shilling this very kind of thing today on his show trying to squash the US Magazine report that BronBron had booked six cabanas at the W in South Beach. Going on about how he was in Carmelo's wedding in Greenwich and he'd be there Saturday. Said, "Don't believe everything that's on the internet." OK buddy.

Posted by: the dandy at July 08, 2010 06:29 PM (vJK0V)

156

@81: "Tiger Woods fucked 89 women who were not his wife"

Yeah, but in Tiger's defense, how many guys here have also fucked women who weren't Tiger's wife?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2010 06:31 PM (ySNz/)

157 The NBA is down right now despite what people think....the Lakers are not that great of a team outside of Kobe and Gasol.   Fisher sucks at the point, Bynum never shows up in the playoffs, and Odom and their bench are inconsistent and rarely score much.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:31 PM (UmqUc)

158

What guy here has made sweet passionate love to Tiger Woods outside of the Weigel.

Jealous teabaggers just jealous that I can have any guy I want, including TIger.

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 06:36 PM (UmqUc)

159

Way to stab the fans of Cleveland and twist the knife on national TV, asshole.

Here's hoping the rest of his career is overshadowed by Wade and Kobe.

Posted by: blindside at July 08, 2010 06:40 PM (vT9Nl)

160 If your happiness is based on where Lebron decides to play ball, you need to get a hobby.

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 06:42 PM (UmqUc)

161 I, for one, stand with Lebron.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:44 PM (UmqUc)

162

My sacred honor compels me to stand with King James this day.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:46 PM (UmqUc)

163

I wonder if Lebron leaving Cleveland can cause the entire state of Ohio to collapse?

 

Change you can believe in.

Posted by: blindside at July 08, 2010 06:46 PM (vT9Nl)

164 That was always bullcrap anyways....it's that kind of thinking that leads to tax-payer funded stadiums and basketball arenas.

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:47 PM (UmqUc)

165

I kind of hope that Lebron leaving does hurt Ohio.  What's bad for Ohio right now is bad for Obama and the Democrats, and good for the GOP.

Ohionions need to step up and eat grass for the country for the next couple of years. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:49 PM (UmqUc)

166

Ohio voted for Obama.

Lebron leaving Ohio for another team is sweet poetic justice. 

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 06:50 PM (UmqUc)

167

Obama publically stated (8 different times) his support for Lebron going to the Bulls.  Reverse Midas strikes again.

 

 

 

Posted by: Pyrexia at July 08, 2010 07:33 PM (4SGFc)

168

LeBron is a closet tea-partier.  He picked Miami because Ohio, Illinois, NY, and NJ are tax theives and Florida has no state income tax.

Posted by: California Red at July 08, 2010 07:38 PM (884bD)

169 Cleveland Fans Burn Lebron's Jersey

Posted by: newser at July 08, 2010 07:40 PM (39SGJ)

170 The fate of the fucking Republic is at stake. And being televised on ESPN.

Posted by: pendejo grande at July 08, 2010 07:43 PM (ipxsa)

171 A team with three prima donnas like Lebron,Wade, and Bosh is likely to crash and burn on an epic, Lehman Brothers like scale.  

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at July 08, 2010 08:03 PM (YhGnJ)

172 Roster for Your Title-Contending Super-Team Annointed Eastern Champs Miami Heat:

C -- ummm, some stiff making minimum NBA salary
PF -- Chris Bosh
SF -- LeBron James
SG -- Dwyane Wade
PG -- Mario Chalmers
Bench #1 -- Michael Beasley, unless he's traded for parts
Bench #2-4 -- three rookies drafted in the 2nd round
Bench #5-11 -- six old guys making the minimum, trying to gravy-train a ring

You can win a title with three stars and role players, but only if those role-players aren't minimum-salary stiffs.  This will be the softest interior team in the league by a longshot unless something drastic happens to their roster.  If Vegas puts their win total above 62 (the computer geeks predict 66 wins), I'll go all-in on the under.


Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at July 08, 2010 08:11 PM (R3wqC)

173 A lot of NBA players have homes outside the state they play in to escape taxes and almost all of them vote if not donate to the Dims. It's just typical celeb hypocrisy.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 08, 2010 08:14 PM (w9BEi)

174

I'll gladly be a Knight in King Jame's Court. 

You jealous teabaggers should go set yourselves on your fire.  LOL

 

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 08:26 PM (UmqUc)

175

Lebron, sundown, you better take care, if I find you've been creeping around my backstairs.

I'm not bitter though.

Posted by: Cleveland Owner at July 08, 2010 08:30 PM (UmqUc)

176

Player got to paid, yo.  Kno wut I"m sayin'. 

 

Posted by: Lebron James at July 08, 2010 08:31 PM (UmqUc)

177 I, for one, stand with Lebron.

I can't tell you how important that is to me.

Posted by: Lebron James counting his 20 million dollar annual salary at July 08, 2010 08:42 PM (YAFek)

178

185,

Just wingnut just jealous of a black man getting real paid. LOL

Posted by: Dave Weigel at July 08, 2010 08:45 PM (UmqUc)

179 LeBron is a closet tea-partier.

Aww.  I read this from earlier:

Maybe Lebron is a right winger.

and wanted to pretend he was going to play RW for one of the NHL teams down there.  I'm guessing the Panthers if he said Miami, although the Lightning is the team that has already won a Cup...much to the chagrin of this Sabres fan.  (Seriously, how fair is that?  Tampa Freaking Bay beats us to a Super Bowl win AND a Cup win?  Utter excrement, I say.  And on that note

but... what's his favorite hockey team?  Who does he root for to put the biscuit in the basket?

I'd say given the Cowboys, Lakers and Yankees, he'd be cheering for either the Canadiens (most titles, also very obnoxious road fans) or the Red Wings (second most titles, closest thing to a generic USA-based perennial winner the NHL has right now). 

And on topic, I concur with how cruel this was to Cleveland fans.  Even if the NBA isn't the best sport out there it was still something the fans had going for them given the not-Browns and the Indians.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at July 08, 2010 08:47 PM (/zMD6)

180

Lebron hates George Dubya.   When asked who he would like to dunk on if it could be anybody, he said Bush, and he said he would like to shatter the board in the process. 

Do the "tea partiers" have this much "hate" for Bush?   The Ron Paul-Glenn Beck faction, maybe?

Posted by: Matt X at July 08, 2010 08:51 PM (UmqUc)

181 Imagine an MLB pitcher sharing his fantasy of pegging Obama with a fastball. He'd be crucified worse than John Rocker.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 08, 2010 08:59 PM (w9BEi)

183 So is there a thread for those of us who could give a shit less about this?  Just curious.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at July 09, 2010 04:13 AM (e8T35)

184 19 Miami, Love being losers cleveland!

Posted by: Alex at July 08, 2010 09:28 PM (ifK+p)

Oh, fuck you.

@Matt X at July 09, 2010 12:51 AM (UmqUc)

Ohio also went to GW. Twice.  I did not vote for Obamessiah. As a native Ohioan, I'm sickened by the fact we're stuck with assholes like Kucinich, Strickland, Sutton, and Brown.  I'm in a Dem stronghold of NE Ohio, and these stupid fucking Dem/union clowns keep inflicting the same shit on us, election after election.

As for LeBron James:

Anyone who followed the controversy over LeBron James realized two things:  Even with him on the team, the Cavaliers possessed neither the ability nor the heart to get to a championship and win.  Secondly, as soon as he got an offer he wouldnÂ’t refuse, heÂ’d be gone. 

Now that both situations have come true, thereÂ’s a lot of anger among Cleveland fans. IÂ’m a football fan myself, having been a faithful follower of the Cleveland Browns for 46 years. Basketball is not my favorite sport.  ItÂ’s the principle. What transpired was craven behavior on the part of a beloved athlete.

ItÂ’s not just what James did, itÂ’s how.  He conducted a three-ring media circus with himself as the main attraction.   He disrespected Cleveland on national T.V. and did not have the courage or conviction to face the fans or the owner, Dan Gilbert.  He was not straightforward.  He chose instead to broadcast his message from the comfort of an ESPN studio. Then he fled down to Miami where Pat Riley met him at the airport and whisked him away to a hotel. Nice touch, LeBron.

We all realize that sports is a “business”, but the trouble is, fans and local business owners also have a financial stake in their team, and they get shafted the worst. Vendors, restaurants, pubs, and parking lots, take a big hit when a star player or a team leaves town. The whole industry surrounding a sports team has an investment in the business and the effects are economically devastating.

Gilbert is right about James quitting. I watched those playoff games with the Celtics. He played like shit. You could tell his mind, heart, and body simply werenÂ’t in the game. Much of the blame rests on him. Having said that, one player does not a team make. You need a supporting cast to assist and step up when you falter.

As for his new team, the Miami Heat: He took his unfinished business to a team that has only won a single championship, back in the 2005-2006 season. The lure was the signing of Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh, who will be his teammates. A warning to Miami: We Cleveland fans know all about hyperbole and the high hopes attached to newly acquired athletes. Tim Couch comes to mind. WeÂ’re also painfully aware of getting this close to a championship, only to watch in total disbelief as the chance slipped away with one fatuous mistake on the part of a coach or player. This is not the first time a well-liked player (or team owner) has abandoned our town. Unfortunately, weÂ’re old hands at this. Even after all that, we still believe that if you give loyalty, appreciation, and support to a team, youÂ’re supposed to receive it in return.

As for the Cavaliers and our other Cleveland sports teams, maybe this will serve as a catalyst for the determination to fill our teams with the athletes who will bring us our long overdue championships.

Lebron James has moved to Miami, taking his ego and self-promotion with him.

Good luck Miami; youÂ’ll need it.

Posted by: SFC MAC at July 09, 2010 06:09 AM (ZGdhe)

185

The Mistake by the Lake. . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2010 09:56 PM (BP6Z1)

 

Dude, that is soooooo 1970s.  Get over that shit. We have.

Posted by: SFC MAC at July 09, 2010 06:14 AM (ZGdhe)

186 Basketball sucks.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 09, 2010 01:20 PM (rXbvW)

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