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February 19, 2010

Lefties Attempt to Create Their Own "Teabaggers" -- Brownbaggers
— Ace

Oh -- and I just decided that I've always known that "brownbagging" is a sexual act a bit like "teabagging," except it involves the, um, anus, rather than the testes.

See? Brown. Bagger.

Yup -- and they called themselves this, so now they own it.

On the heels of the lightly attended over-hyped "Tea Party Convention" in Nashville, progressives are preparing to respond with a movement of their own. The "Brownbaggers" will be showing up in front of Congressional offices to demand "healthcare not warfare."

How loathesome. How vile. How could they be so stupid as to call themselves "brownbaggers," which refers to perverts who get off on, um, anal smothering.

Dirty anal-smothering freaks.

Perverts.

And of course this is the same crew of rent-a-mob union bullyboys they always deploy to show "grassroots support," just given a new name.

It's astroturf.

Or should I say-- asstroturf?

LOL. Filthy perverted Cleveland Steamer fanatics.

Posted by: Ace at 10:03 AM | Comments (309)
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1 "Brownshirters" is more like it.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 19, 2010 10:04 AM (fDGAU)

2 I thought "brownbagging" was taking your own lunch to work.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:06 AM (fKO9+)

3 I thought a "brownbag" was something you light on someone's doorstep and run away after ringing the bell. Then they stamp it out and get "brown" all over their shoes.

Posted by: crosspatch at February 19, 2010 10:06 AM (ZbLJZ)

4 Speaking about cap and trade and global waming, I just heard our 'oh so intelligent' President say 'dynism' rather than 'dynamism.' And they said Bush was dumb. Seriously, off the teleprompter he sounds like a doofus and not very convincing.

Posted by: lmh at February 19, 2010 10:06 AM (xtRRB)

5 Dirty anal-smothering freaks. Pretty much says it all .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 19, 2010 10:06 AM (a9UO0)

6 Do they support me?

Posted by: Scott Brown at February 19, 2010 10:07 AM (bN5ZU)

7 I see the Mustang Ranch brain-trust is already directing posting policy.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 19, 2010 10:07 AM (muUqs)

8 O/T: I saw the headline but could not even read the article, maybe one of you will read it: "Barack Obama: Yes, He Can Â— Nominate Himself to the Supreme Court?"

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:07 AM (p302b)

9 Scott Brown must be laughing over this one.

Posted by: looking closely at February 19, 2010 10:08 AM (6Q9g2)

10 Don't smother my anus! Wait, what?

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2010 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

I was right, but the second definition provided by Free Online Dictionary is "To take (liquor) into a public establishment, such as a restaurant, that does not serve alcohol." Heh.

I can see them needing to brownbag after a year of Obama.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:08 AM (fKO9+)

12 So what do you think they use for pudding?

Posted by: taylork at February 19, 2010 10:08 AM (0Hn5w)

I don't think that is pudding they are using.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 19, 2010 10:09 AM (r1h5M)

14 It's a trap! They want us to call them by this name so they can point out how hateful and bigoted we are or something...

Posted by: Mord at February 19, 2010 10:09 AM (tTj19)

15 Urban Dictonary says "Brownbagger" is a ugly ass girl with a hot ass body.

Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at February 19, 2010 10:09 AM (wtdUn)

16 Once again proving in the case of liberals, that you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: jewells at February 19, 2010 10:09 AM (l/N7H)

17 I'm against Brownbagging as it results in at best Brown Noses and at worst suffocation by anus. I don't know about you but I don't want to see Marge Helgenberger explaining that in detail on CSI. Well, maybe if she explained it.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:10 AM (Q1lie)

18 #8: There's a poll at that article begging to be swamped: Would O make a good Supreme Court justice? Forth, fellow minions!

Posted by: Joanna at February 19, 2010 10:10 AM (HaYO4)

19 Just more proof that they are clueless about what is happening in the electorate.

Posted by: doug at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (dxxkS)

20 Progressives are just a bunch of flaming assholes! Ewwwwww...

Posted by: conscious and on a political jihad against progressives at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (Vu6sl)

21 LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at February 19, 2010 02:09 PM (wtdUn)

brownbagging

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (IhQuA)

22 No need to make up a definition, the first one at Urban dictionary will do.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brownbagging

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ)

Posted by: Pervcon at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (orS1c)

23 A brown bag. What do you do with it? Put dog poo in it and leave it on someone's porch, lit on fire. Yeah, that sounds like a leftard's approach. I guess they couldn't very well call themselves "Brown Partiers," no matter how well it fits.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (AZGON)

#18, one would have to have an understanding of Constitutional law first.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:11 AM (fKO9+)

25 Brownbaggers are really, really gross and disgusting. I also remember that term as a sexual act.

Posted by: mare at February 19, 2010 10:12 AM (X1fsj)

26 You missed this Urban Dictionary definition :

When you f*ck a guy up the ass who hasn't cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 19, 2010 10:12 AM (muUqs)

27 The entire economy is being suffocated by an ass right now.

It lives in the White House and spews shit at town halls eight days a week.

Posted by: sifty at February 19, 2010 10:12 AM (YiL90)

28 Filthy perverted Cleveland Steamer fanatics.

Okay, that 'un I'm not getting . . .

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 19, 2010 10:12 AM (iBzKc)

29 Dear Lord... Taxed Enough Already

What kind of acronym is Brown?

Buyers Remorse On Welfare Now?

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (x4S2a)

Â¡Yo quiero DU!

Posted by: dirty sanchez at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (2qU2d)

31 brownbagging

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 19, 2010 02:11 PM (IhQuA)

Well the ugly chick would be the Brownbaggee so the dude would be a Brownbagger. The process is brownbagging.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (Q1lie)

So, does that mean the next time a PETA freak or SEIU thug does something violent, we can call it the vile "brown baggers"?

Posted by: eddiebear at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (wnU1W)

33 It's weird, the rank and file progressives just don't get it. I've noticed a distinct uptick in lefty Facebook groups -- the Brownbaggers (which currently has a whopping 740 people), Healthcare not Warfare, various anti-Palin ones, and even an anti-Glenn Beck one -- since Scott Brown's victory (and other setbacks to their causes). Do they really think that this sort of thing will help them win elections?

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (X69zM)

34 Or should I say-- asstroturf?

Assholeturf. And I'll bet they toss mean salads.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (1fanL)

Well those Brownbaggers are going to have to get in line behind the Douchebaggers.

Posted by: TakeFive at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (/3pxq)

36 15 Urban Dictonary says "Brownbagger" is a ugly ass girl with a hot ass body.

Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at February 19, 2010 02:09 PM (wtdUn)

And I'd hit that hot ass female body, but all the time hoping the bag wouldn't somehow come off.

Posted by: conscious and loves a hot ass female body at February 19, 2010 10:13 AM (Vu6sl)

37
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 10:14 AM (fx8sm)

38 Okay, that 'un I'm not getting . . . Urban Dictionary .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 19, 2010 10:14 AM (a9UO0)

39 TEA party is quite brilliant actually. Poetic in way, almost.

Brown bagger?

If this doesn't prove how immature and down right stupid they are, what does?

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at February 19, 2010 10:15 AM (x4S2a)

40 can we pour shit on the brownbaggers and set them on fire on my old neighbor's porch?

Posted by: eddiebear at February 19, 2010 10:15 AM (wnU1W)

When you f*ck a guy up the ass who hasn't cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.
Condoms? Never heard of them.

Posted by: andi "charlie gibson" sullivan at February 19, 2010 10:15 AM (2qU2d)

42 At the ATL site after the article about him being appointed as a Justice, there is a poll. They actually want him as a Justice.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:15 AM (p302b)

43 Let's do some Donkey Punching in the 2010 mid-terms!

Posted by: Crafty at February 19, 2010 10:15 AM (GF5nm)

44 26 You missed this Urban Dictionary definition :

When you f*ck a guy up the ass who hasn't cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 19, 2010 02:12 PM (muUqs)

Well that's going to leave an permanent image scar on my brain.

Posted by: conscious, looking for brain bleach at February 19, 2010 10:16 AM (Vu6sl)

45 This doesn't do anything but amuse me. Just another lefty cluster fuck/group grope destined to dismal, laughable failure. Yawn...

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:17 AM (OlN4e)

Anybody makes with the 'Teabaggers' slam gets called a Baracksucker: pronounced Ba-rock-suka!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:17 AM (ERJIu)

Now we're going to have to deal with Digital Brownbags.

Posted by: Albert Gore at February 19, 2010 10:17 AM (/3pxq)

The brownshorts.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2010 10:18 AM (2qU2d)

49
TEA is 'Taxed Enough Already'; what does BROWN stand for?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 10:18 AM (fx8sm)

50 If Code Pink is involved, perhaps Two-bagger would be more appropriate.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:18 AM (OlN4e)

51 Rocks at February 19, 2010 02:13 PM (Q1lie)

Brownbagger is a hot girl who you put a bag on her head to screw her.

Brownbagging is when you crap on her chest and rub your balls in it while you get a hummer. Also known as a cleveland steamer. I'm not sure if it's a real thing or not. But urban dictionary will never lead you astray on really weird crap.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 19, 2010 10:18 AM (IhQuA)

52
Oh, and clearly they should be called 'Skidmarkers' as long as this faux organization exists.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 10:18 AM (fx8sm)

53 Cleveland Steamer

Isn't that what they called White Castle Burgers before they became know as Sliders?

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:19 AM (Q1lie)

Now we're going to have to deal with Digital Brownbags.

Digital Underbrown?

Posted by: ErikW at February 19, 2010 10:19 AM (sxRDG)

55 conscious and loves a hot ass female body at February 19, 2010 02:13 PM (Vu6sl)

Hence a "double bagger"

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 19, 2010 10:19 AM (IhQuA)

If Code Pink is involved, perhaps Two-bagger would be more appropriate.

The Pink & the Stink.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2010 10:19 AM (2qU2d)

57 This is just another example of dems throwing shit out there and hoping it sticks.

Posted by: taylork at February 19, 2010 10:19 AM (0Hn5w)

58 "50
TEA is 'Taxed Enough Already'; what does BROWN stand for?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 02:18 PM (fx8sm)"

Brown stands for UPS, can't wait to see how this one plays out. (What can Brown do for you?" advertising campaign.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:20 AM (p302b)

59 Ooh, they used the color brown. Racists.

Posted by: taylork at February 19, 2010 10:21 AM (0Hn5w)

And I'd hit that hot ass female body, but all the time hoping the bag wouldn't somehow come off.

And then there's the "double-bagger" - just in case hers comes off, there's still yours.

And then Coyote Ugly.

and finally, Michelle.

Posted by: John C. Holmes at February 19, 2010 10:21 AM (Zi+FQ)

61 @ 38 Urban Dictionary.

Okay -- having now gone there to educate myself on the issue, I'm now quite sorry to learn that people might actually engage in that kind of activity.

And I'm resolved that you'd have to put a loaded gun to my head to get me to participate in it myself.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 19, 2010 10:21 AM (iBzKc)

62 with all due respect to the "creative" perverts in North Olmstead, I though it was called a BOSTON Steamer.

Posted by: vinman at February 19, 2010 10:21 AM (HOYRo)

63 Isn't Brownbagging when hobos (and college students) drink cheap booze out of bottle still in the bag it came from the liquor store in?

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2010 10:21 AM (Xsi7M)

64 Posted by: lorien1973 at February 19, 2010 02:18 PM (IhQuA)

But how she be a Bagger when she is the one being bagged?
The English language just dies a little bit more every day.
I blame the lousy stinkin' Brownbaggers.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:22 AM (Q1lie)

I'm all for Dems scraping the bottom of every name-calling barrel they can find.

Go for it, dumbass Dems; Make it more and more clear, more and more spot-lighted, more and more high-noon sunshiny, and more and more surface-of-the-sun glaringly obvious... just how fucking childish and desperate you are. Make it embarrassing for anyone with any sense of adult maturity to call himself one of you. Die by your tongues. And you mama.

Posted by: Antimatter at February 19, 2010 10:22 AM (gbCNS)

66 "Though Obama has struggled to find his footing in the White House, his education, temperament and experience make him ideally suited to lead the liberal wing of the court, especially at a time when a narrow conservative majority seems increasingly intent on challenging progressive economic reforms for the first time since the New Deal. Obama is clearly eager to take on the four truly conservative justices Â— Samuel Alito, John Roberts, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas Â— as his State of the Union smackdown suggests. But as president, heÂ’s constrained by that pesky separation of powers. So what better way to engage the fight than to join the bench?"

So is this why he doesn't care if he only has one term? Was this the plan all along?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:23 AM (p302b)

67 The "Brownbaggers" will be showing up in front of Congressional offices to demand "healthcare not warfare. Will they ask why Gitmo is still open, and why Obama is killing babies and children in Afghanistan?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:23 AM (AZGON)

68 Isn't Brownbagging when hobos (and college students) drink cheap booze out of bottle still in the bag it came from the liquor store in?

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2010 02:21 PM (Xsi7M)

Naw, that's called a last request. You have to give the hobo a drink if he asks for it. It's in The Code.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:23 AM (Q1lie)

69 the Liberal Crackup continues, accelerating into madness.

"lose your dreams and you will lose your mind,
in life unkind"

--Ruby Tuesday ( not the restaurant chain ) by the R-ingStones

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 19, 2010 10:23 AM (JrRME)

New democrat Part Slogan:

What can Brown do for you?

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 19, 2010 10:23 AM (Zi+FQ)

71 All your tax are belong to us.

Posted by: brownbagger chantmeister at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (xxgag)

72 Code Pink - Old Baggers, with saggy water balloon tits that seek the core of the earth and big pot bellies from sitting on the couch and eating food stamp purchased bon bons whilst watching Opra.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (OlN4e)

Apparently, very few here, so far, have had children. When they starting walking, still diaper clad, the bag/diaper, seems to be drooping.

Time to change the diaper. It's the stinking brown turd silly!

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (ucq49)

74 This movement will attract tens of people from all over the country.

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (ClZ5D)

Urban Dictionary regarding a Pudding Pop:

The act of popping your junk into pudding.

Posted by: conscious, educating myself with the urban dictionary at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (Vu6sl)

76 "brown"..... Has a little bit of a racist connotation to it doesn't it. You see, all bags are the same and perform the same function (to carry stuff). Yet for some reason, the lefties feel the need to separate and categorize these bags by their color. One can almost hear the hegemony in the statement.

Boy

Posted by: Sam at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (Cxsey)

77 24 #18, one would have to have an understanding of Constitutional law first.

Posted by: rdbrewer

Not so! Anyone-- anyone at all-- can be nominated for SCOTUS

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 10:24 AM (e8YaH)

78 I would love to have been a fly on the wall at this meeting.

Do you think they realized how stupid the names before they stenciled it on the cardboard?

What a hoot! LOL!

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at February 19, 2010 10:25 AM (x4S2a)

79 So is this why he doesn't care if he only has one term? Was this the plan all along?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 02:23 PM (p302b)

Maybe he can be both president and supreme court justice.

Posted by: brownbagger chantmeister at February 19, 2010 10:25 AM (xxgag)

80 Looks like the brownbaggers are being blackballed.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:25 AM (fKO9+)

81 Come on, guys. There's nothing gross about it.

Posted by: Joslyn James at February 19, 2010 10:25 AM (5aa4z)

82 "81 24 #18, one would have to have an understanding of Constitutional law first.

Posted by: rdbrewer

Not so! Anyone-- anyone at all-- can be nominated for SCOTUS

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 02:24 PM (e8YaH)"

Yep. Fascinating isn't it?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:26 AM (p302b)

83 Barack Obama... the Illinois Enema Bandit. The Enema Within.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:26 AM (AZGON)

Yeah, but Truman, the question was about a "good" SCJ.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (fKO9+)

It's the stinking brown turd silly!

Or even better, when you lay them down to change the shitty diaper and find that the "shit" is very runny and is halfway up their back. Ahh, good times.

Posted by: jewells at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (l/N7H)

86 AND NOW FOR THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, ANOTHER SET OF BAGGERS, THE BROWN-BAGGERS....

Oh wait...these people sound like me on a Saturday night down in SoHo. Never mind...

Posted by: Queef-O, Douchebag Deluxe at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (pLTLS)

87 O/T but Christopher Horner's ongoing series at PJmedia about NASA is friggin'awesome.

Posted by: logprof at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (rI0GJ)

88 "84 So is this why he doesn't care if he only has one term? Was this the plan all along?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 02:23 PM (p302b)

Maybe he can be both president and supreme court justice.

Posted by: brownbagger chantmeister at February 19, 2010 02:25 PM (xxgag)"

That couldn't happen, right. I'm nauseous already....

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (p302b)

89 Chuck Johnson is an empty bagger.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:27 AM (OlN4e)

"TEA is 'Taxed Enough Already'; what does BROWN stand for?"

BROWN - Barack Retarded Obama Winning Nihilist

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 10:28 AM (ucq49)

91 Two, four, six, eight
Who do we really hate?
America! America!

Posted by: brownbagger chantmeister at February 19, 2010 10:28 AM (xxgag)

92 Naw, that's called a last request. You have to give the hobo a drink if he asks for it. It's in The Code.

'Tis more guidelines, really.

Posted by: Hector Barbossa at February 19, 2010 10:28 AM (Xsi7M)

93 BROWN - Butt-Reaming Our Whiney Numbskulls

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:29 AM (1fanL)

94

"Jocelyn James"

That is one name I'm DAMN sure not going to google.

Posted by: s'moron at February 19, 2010 10:29 AM (UaxA0)

95 If it's brown, flush it down.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:29 AM (CfmlF)

Baracksucka! Baracksucka!

Posted by: Mister Wu at February 19, 2010 10:29 AM (2qU2d)

97 Well they called Tea Partiers Teabaggers so do we call them brown partiers now?
What's a Brown party? I'm confused

Liberals trying to copy us and failing miserably is great entertainment.

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at February 19, 2010 10:30 AM (x4S2a)

98 The Enema Within.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 02:26 PM (AZGON)

That's a keeper!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 19, 2010 10:30 AM (Vu6sl)

99 This has got to be the stupidest name I've ever heard. So much wrong with it. So much. Worse than... well, worse than anything.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 10:30 AM (e8YaH)

100 BROWN

Buyers Remorse On Welfare Now

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at February 19, 2010 10:30 AM (x4S2a)

101 Today Obama made the Dalai Lama a Garbagebagger.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:31 AM (AZGON)

102 Or even better, when you lay them down to change the shitty diaper and find that the "shit" is very runny and is halfway up their back. Ahh, good times.

You change Robert Byrd's diapers?

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:31 AM (iYbLN)

103 BTW Ace a thread like this is why you will never get the Crazy Blog Money Buyout.

But you will have our eternal respect and devotion.

And no you can't Brownbag me, you freak!

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:32 AM (Q1lie)

104

106 Today Obama made the Dalai Lama a Garbagebagger.

A testament to Zero's unflagging courage.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:32 AM (OlN4e)

105 Bastard Retards Obsessively Wrecking Nation

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:32 AM (1fanL)

106

103 The Enema Within.

Behind Enema lines?

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:33 AM (CfmlF)

107
Explain this "Brownbagging" to me. I'm very interested to see if I can somehow combine it with my love of macrame.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at February 19, 2010 10:33 AM (UA4gE)

108 clearly they should be called 'Skidmarkers' as long as this faux organization exists./i> Shitstainers seems closer to their temperament.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:33 AM (AZGON)

109 I'm creating a 3rd party that is sick and tired of Washington bitterness. I'm calling it the Lemonparty.

Posted by: Pablo Honey at February 19, 2010 10:33 AM (jxHlf)

110 113 Georgie boy screws up the html yet again!

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:34 AM (AZGON)

111 "Brownbaggers"? Gee I guess i should get out more. Who Knew?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 19, 2010 10:34 AM (ekqTc)

112 barackybaggers

Posted by: newrouter at February 19, 2010 10:34 AM (bEZJ+)

113

I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone.

Posted by: Michael Scott at February 19, 2010 10:34 AM (rI0GJ)

114 love of macrame.

Coffee, keyboard, some assembly required.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 19, 2010 10:34 AM (5aa4z)

115 Behind Enema lines? Run silent, run deep.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:35 AM (AZGON)

116 Sagbaggers.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:35 AM (OlN4e)

117 OT - The Alabama university professor charged with fatally shooting three colleagues is remorseful but does not recall the shooting, her defense attorney said Friday.

This ain't Massachusetts, woman.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (1fanL)

118 I'm a Puddingdipper.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (AZGON)

119 Public Enema #1?

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (ClZ5D)

120

Yeah, but Truman, the question was about a "good" SCJ.

That's never stopped them before

Posted by: Justices Bader-Ginsburg, Kennedy, Sotomayor, et al. at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (e8YaH)

121 Run silent, run deep.

I've read this book! It's not about Brownbaggers.

Posted by: Marko Aleksandrovich Ramius at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (Q1lie)

122

Filthy perverted Cleveland Steamer fanatics

i thought those of us who live the AoShq lifestyle live by this

guess i owe my wife an apology and some flowers asap, damn

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 10:36 AM (HoVgB)

123

Or should I say-- asstroturf?

Asstroturd?

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:37 AM (CfmlF)

124 I'm extremely interested in this organization. Do they have a newsletter?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 19, 2010 10:37 AM (1fanL)

125

Asstroturd?

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 02:37 PM (CfmlF)

--No, that's the name of Jan's baby.

Posted by: Michael Scott at February 19, 2010 10:37 AM (rI0GJ)

126

Brown Baggers: teenagers who throw flaming sacks of shit on porches

Posted by: Antimatter at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (gbCNS)

127 O/T: Our femail curlers finally rocked the house.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (fKO9+)

128

"Or even better, when you lay them down to change the shitty diaper and find that the "shit" is very runny and is halfway up their back. Ahh, good times."

LOL. But it was offset, by the baby boys, that once their restraints (diapers) were removed, invariably thought that was a good time to urinate.

OK, you occasionally become collateral damage, but usually they received friendly fire. Blinked. Stopped. What was that? Started again. Blinked. Stopped. What was that?

They usually figured it out. Quicker that way.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (ucq49)

129 I've read this book! It's not about Brownbaggers. Posted by: Marko Aleksandrovich Ramius The Hunt for Brown Backdoorhole.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (AZGON)

130 Being Really Obtuse With Names.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (ERJIu)

131 UpMyAstroturf

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (iYbLN)

132 Did I just type "femail"?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (fKO9+)

133

Ooba-doobah! I just bought a new robot to clean up the Astroturds!

Posted by: George Jetson at February 19, 2010 10:38 AM (e8YaH)

134

i thought those of us who live the AoShq lifestyle live by this

guess i owe my wife an apology and some flowers asap, damn

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 02:36 PM (HoVgB)

You got her to do it without even giving her flowers?

Dude, that's love right there.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:39 AM (Q1lie)

135

Dirty anal-smothering freaks.

Perverts.

Makes you kinda hot, don't it?

Posted by: pajama momma at February 19, 2010 10:39 AM (275r1)

136

Taking a DUmp.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2010 10:39 AM (2qU2d)

137 126 Run silent, run deep.

I've read this book! It's not about Brownbaggers.

My apologies to Jane Austen, but "Enema"--a delightful "teabag on the lawn" story of a young, clueless woman and her misadventures in the Brownbag movement...

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:39 AM (CfmlF)

138 Okay, so what's the real reference? The only "public use" meaning of brownbagging is to take your own lunch to work/school, as opposed to buying it on site. What does that have to do with progressivism? Or will I be sorry I asked?

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 19, 2010 10:39 AM (pZEar)

139 I don't get what's so fucking funny.

Posted by: Elizabeth Barrett Browning at February 19, 2010 10:40 AM (AZGON)

140 Howdy, howdy.
The new Senator from NJ, Sen. Mr. Hankey.

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (iYbLN)

141 Pull my finger, Elizabeth.

Posted by: jane austen at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (2qU2d)

142 144 Did someone call for me?

Posted by: Bagger Vance

True story. Watched the Princess and Frog movie last night. Even in a movie where about 80% of the characters were black, they needed a Magic Negro to clean up their mess.

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (e8YaH)

143 O/T: Rush is playing the president today trying to explain global warming. Have his keepers told him yet that the climate change hoax is well a hoax?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (p302b)

144

"What do we need??"

"Free Mental Health Care!!"

"When did we need it?"

"About 2 years ago!"

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (ERJIu)

145 81 24 #18, one would have to have an understanding of Constitutional law first. Posted by: rdbrewer Not so! Anyone-- anyone at all-- can be nominated for SCOTUS Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 02:24 PM (e8YaH) That's what YOU think.

Posted by: Harriet Myers at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (4YUWF)

146 Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (gLSaO)

147 Big Round Orange Wobbly Noogies

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:41 AM (fKO9+)

148 IIRC, Olbermann mocked "teabaggers" by dunking a teabag into hot water on the air. I guess we should videotape ourselves lighting flaming bags of shit on peoples' doorsteps.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 19, 2010 10:42 AM (wnU1W)

149 146 Howdy, howdy.
The new Senator from NJ, Sen. Mr. Hankey.

Shoot, why stop there! Mr. Hankey for President!!!! (Only it won't be the first time we have a giant turd in the Oval Orifice).

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (CfmlF)

150

Beware my friend: Shit winds are a'comin'

Posted by: Jim Lahey at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (rI0GJ)

151 These people are the Baby Ruths in the pool.

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (iYbLN)

152

Bthis Ris Ogetting Wreally Nstupid

Posted by: Truman North at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (e8YaH)

153 At the ATL site after the article about him being appointed as a Justice, there is a poll. They actually want him as a Justice.

It's almost tempting to allow it just to read how utterly incoherent and legally ignorant Captain MissingGrades' opinions are.

The ones not written by Bill Ayers, at least.

Posted by: VJay at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (gQ+XA)

154 Enema of the State

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (1fanL)

155

The brownbuggers.

Posted by: andi sullivan at February 19, 2010 10:43 AM (2qU2d)

156 Isn't a "brownbagger" a term for someone who brings their lunch to work or school in a brown bag (they sell the brown bags next to the tinfoil in the grocery store). In some places, when everyone buys their lunch, brown bagger becomes a negative term. (something the union guys would do but not the executives)

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:44 AM (p302b)

157 So instead of sending tea bags to Congress, these guys just put a lunch bag full of dogcrap on the House of Representive's front steps, light it, ring the doorbell, and run? Kinda makes me want to sign up.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:44 AM (ERJIu)

158 Public Enemas

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:44 AM (iYbLN)

159
A light skinned bag with no discernible dialect would get more public support.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 19, 2010 10:45 AM (Oxen1)

160 O/T: That English bird has skunk stripe hair.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:45 AM (fKO9+)

161 What about the Rainbow Party? I'd be interested unless it's coopted by the gay rights folks.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 19, 2010 10:45 AM (pZEar)

162 The ass of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the tongues of patriots and tyrants.

- Other Stuff Jefferson Said

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:45 AM (1fanL)

163

btw, if my wife reads 127, i'm a dead man

if on sunday i'm not here send flowers

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 10:46 AM (HoVgB)

164 Sleeping with the Enema Bag

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:46 AM (iYbLN)

165 sorry story just doesn't have the same legs as reabaggers.

Posted by: Noah at February 19, 2010 10:47 AM (mhD2v)

166 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 02:46 PM (HoVgB)

maybe you could pretend to be a dem/lib and have ace cover for you and say he made the post using your "name"?

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:47 AM (p302b)

167 Brownbaggers? Meh. Pecksniffs.

Posted by: The Bearded Clammers at February 19, 2010 10:47 AM (AZGON)

168
Origin of shit eatin grins......???

Just askin......

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 19, 2010 10:48 AM (J5Hcw)

169 Isn't a "brownbagger" a term for someone who brings their lunch to work or school in a brown bag (they sell the brown bags next to the tinfoil in the grocery store). In some places, when everyone buys their lunch, brown bagger becomes a negative term. (something the union guys would do but not the executives)

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 02:44 PM (p302b)

Thread Jacker! Stay on topic. Brownbaggers are liberals who smother people with their anus. Sick, freaks.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:48 AM (Q1lie)

170 damn sock....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2010 10:48 AM (J5Hcw)

171 You know what? That Amy Bishop sort of sounds like a brownbagger. I'm just asking questions. I'm not saying she's a brownbagger, just that it's pretty clear where her motivations came from.

Posted by: Planet Moron at February 19, 2010 10:49 AM (EuqSI)

172 I AM DR. AMY BISHOP'S ENEMA BAG!

Posted by: mpfs at February 19, 2010 10:49 AM (iYbLN)

173 Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 02:48 PM (Q1lie)

sorry, wasn't paying attention am trying not to vomit after reading about BO's aspirations to be a Supreme Court Justice....

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 10:49 AM (p302b)

174

The brownbaggers bring the Left's yin & yang together, hopefully sparing the rest of humanity.

Picture a teabagger delivering the goods. Now what's the brownbaggers' goods? The yang? Coprophagists.

Nice, ecologically closed, self supporting, subdivision, of the Left's, fevered swamp.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 10:49 AM (ucq49)

175

I was right, but the second definition provided by Free Online Dictionary is "To take (liquor) into a public establishment, such as a restaurant, that does not serve alcohol." Heh.

LOL, that used to be the law here in SC. Bars (in restaurants) could only provide the mixers. You had to bring your own booze.

That gave way to the infamous mini-bottle and finally now we have real booze in real jugs.

Note that I said "in restaurants" because you can not have/serve liquor in anything but a hotel or a restaurant here.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2010 10:50 AM (QrA9E)

176

172 can't, i am a dem!! i suprised she let me live during the elections

on the bright side, the democrats running for congress here send their people to the house to get my vote and my wife loves to answer the door when they show.

last sunday she tore up a hanabusa lady, i should have filmed it and put it on youtube

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 10:50 AM (HoVgB)

177 "Brownshirters" is more like it. Posted by: Happy Fun Ball Agreed! We'll start calling them the brownshirts.

Posted by: gmsc at February 19, 2010 10:50 AM (AMrHH)

178 O/T: Our femail curlers finally rocked the house.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 02:38 PM (fKO9+)

Man card. NOW!

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 10:50 AM (1fanL)

179 Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 02:49 PM (p302b)

Dude this is not a thread you say sorry in. Or yes I would like a good Brownbagging either. Just pullin' your chain.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:51 AM (Q1lie)

180 Okay, so what's the real reference? The only "public use" meaning of brownbagging is to take your own lunch to work/school, as opposed to buying it on site. What does that have to do with progressivism?

I think their thrust is that these Palpatine-commissioned stormtrooper clones from the SEIU and AFSCME are real Johnny Lunchpails that those dumb hillbillies in flyover country will immediately take to. Because they're dumb and hillbillies and so forth.

They take 20 minute breaks every hour. It takes five of them to do the job that one damaged monkey could do. They have fat paychecks, ridiculous gold-plated bennies that pay off past the grave, and they get to retire on full paid-for-by-Joe-Sucker pension while they're plenty young enough to still enjoy it.

Yep, real middle-class salt-of-the-earth types these guys. Their struggle is our struggle. Attica! Attica!

Posted by: VJay at February 19, 2010 10:51 AM (gQ+XA)

181

sorry story just doesn't have the same legs as reabaggers.

Reabaggers? Isn't it time for your nap, lil' guy??

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:51 AM (ERJIu)

182 IIRC, Olbermann mocked "teabaggers" by dunking a teabag into hot water on the air. I guess we should videotape ourselves lighting flaming bags of shit on peoples' doorsteps. Mockery by brewing tea, how droll. He must have developed that biting wit on the Cornell debate team, livestock division.

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2010 10:51 AM (gLSaO)

183 Next thing you know, all the AARP members are gonna form their own group, called the colostomy baggers.

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at February 19, 2010 10:52 AM (ClZ5D)

184

Watched the Princess and Frog movie last night. Even in a movie where about 80% of the characters were black, they needed a Magic Negro to clean up their mess.

They saw nothing wrong with having frogs in New Orleans -- a heavily French-populated city?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 19, 2010 10:52 AM (cQyWA)

185 The official cocktail of the Brownbaggers: The High Colonic.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 19, 2010 10:52 AM (AZGON)

186

"maybe you could pretend to be a dem/lib and have ace cover for you and say he made the post using your "name"?"

.... while you were checking out AoSHQ's new management (Mustang Ranch)

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 10:53 AM (ucq49)

187 Posted by: gmsc at February 19, 2010 02:50 PM (AMrHH)

The asked to be called Brownbaggers. If we called them Brownshirts we would look as stupid as they did in saying Teabaggers. And it's not as funny either.

Posted by: Rocks at February 19, 2010 10:53 AM (Q1lie)

188

LOL. But it was offset, by the baby boys, that once their restraints (diapers) were removed, invariably thought that was a good time to urinate.

Oh yes, I remember well.

Posted by: jewells at February 19, 2010 10:54 AM (l/N7H)

189

Agreed! We'll start calling them the brownshirts.

Brownshorts.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2010 10:54 AM (2qU2d)

190 Brownbaggers? No lefties, you're Brown Shirts. Get it straight dummies! Now goose step your way out of elected office schnell!!!

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at February 19, 2010 10:55 AM (WZFkG)

191
Skidmarks!

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 10:56 AM (fx8sm)

192

192 .... while you were checking out AoSHQ's new management (Mustang Ranch)

hmmm, go from a bullet to razor blades and bleach then death by fire

you guys are killing me here (she's sicilian/spanish = evil & insane)

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 10:56 AM (HoVgB)

193 It's funny. At work we have some people we call brown nosers, and then there's people that go even more overboard, and we call them "brown headers"--cause their whole head is stuffed up there. These Brownbaggers have their whole heads stuffed up Obama's ass.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:56 AM (CfmlF)

194 Fubar, it was just an opportunity to say "rocked the house." Next time I'm planning on accusing the Canadian women of trying to get our rocks off.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 19, 2010 10:56 AM (fKO9+)

195 Brown bagging?

Shit in the South that was what you did before we had liquor by the drink, you brought your bottle to the restaurant in a brown bag, that's what it was put in at the ABC sto , thus you were brown bagging. It was great, you poured your own drinks and bought mixers. One could get a good buzz real cheap.

Some areas still allow brown bagging in NC, if they don't have a liquor license.

Don't suggest to a Southern that brown bagging is anything else. Fond memories of cheap drunks!

Posted by: Kemp at February 19, 2010 10:56 AM (2+9Yx)

196

you guys are killing me here (she's sicilian/spanish = evil & insane)

A lot of hawt women are absolutely moonbat crazy (Dr. Amy what's her name is an exception to the rule, though).

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 10:57 AM (CfmlF)

197 Brownbaggers makes sense, since they want to hand us all a huge shit sandwich.

Posted by: logprof at February 19, 2010 10:57 AM (rI0GJ)

198 We won gold in Olympic men's figure skating? Not sure how I feel about that. Mebbe a little queasy.

Posted by: maddogg at February 19, 2010 10:59 AM (OlN4e)

199 I'm thinking these are people that get a lot of their news from NBC and MSNBC: also known as the Peacock Network. Does that make them Peacock-Suckers for believing everything they get from that crew?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 10:59 AM (ERJIu)

200

Oh -- and I just decided that I've always known that "brownbagging" is a sexual act a bit like "teabagging," except it involves the, um, anus, rather than the testes.

One man's anus is another man's testes!

Posted by: Thai Transtesticle Who Sustained Botched Operation at February 19, 2010 10:59 AM (CfmlF)

201 Skidmarks!

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 02:56 PM (fx8sm)

A definite sign of recent Bronwbagging activity for sure.

Posted by: Some vapid scientist on a TV show like CSI or Bones at February 19, 2010 11:00 AM (Q1lie)

202 Hannity has a replacement today?.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:00 AM (p302b)

203 I step out for one moment and come back to this!

LOL

Are you freakin' serious!

I love to dip, but brownbag? no way!

Posted by: Mjim at February 19, 2010 11:01 AM (mMdWG)

204 Related - Elton John says Jesus was gay.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:01 AM (1fanL)

205 I had a brown bag once. Let's just keep it our naughty delicious little secret!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 19, 2010 11:02 AM (ERJIu)

206 CNBC just put up: "Obama speech on the economy just moments away"

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:02 AM (p302b)

207

"Skidmarks!"

Yeah. I miss smudge.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 11:02 AM (ucq49)

208 Brownbaggers? hmm . . . then what's a brownout?

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 11:02 AM (U0oFg)

209 FUBAR at February 19, 2010 02:50 PM (1fanL)

Oh come on.

Imagine the ice as you. Now imagine girls from all over the world going down on you and rolling nipple shaped objects on you. Trying to reach the sweet spot. And each one fighting over the position.

And tell me it's not the most awesome sport ever.

Posted by: Lonely Guys Guide to Getting Turned on by the Olympics at February 19, 2010 11:03 AM (IhQuA)

210

I had no idea so much humor could be wrung out of this...

No doubt if the lefties manage to stage these protests we'll see a wave of violence. Nothing is more prone to acting out than a collection of spoiled children in adult bodies, demanding other peoples' money. Groups of thugs, largely of the SEIU variety, will use the protests as cover for illegal acts. Probably the kind that involve businessmen and conservatives getting their heads bashed in.

The need for well armed conservative street armies has never been clearer.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 19, 2010 11:03 AM (xUM1Q)

211 the requisite oriental also qualifies as the requisite service member and woman? the Sarah Palin look alike is in the upper right. the tina turner look alike is on the bottom behind the prez.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:04 AM (p302b)

212

Brownbagger: (definition)

When someone sticks it up your ass so deep the ballsack gets crusted with poop. See Barack Obama, healthcare policies of.

Posted by: Wakipedia at February 19, 2010 11:04 AM (ERJIu)

213

Kemp, that was only in SC. The country I grew up in in GA was dry. No liquor at all.

Instead of "brown bagging" we had "boot legging" done by the Sheriff of course.

During a spell when the pulpits were "temporarily" empty in the major churches the county quickly passed a law to make it "wet" but open pour was still prohibited. (no bars)

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2010 11:04 AM (QrA9E)

214

"healthcare not warfare."

The sad truth is that Obama's health care will lead us all to wellfare.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 19, 2010 11:04 AM (pr+up)

215

"A definite sign of recent Bronwbagging activity for sure."

That explains the mark on Biden's forehead Wed, which Sky News had no answer for?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 11:05 AM (ucq49)

216 Brownbaggers? hmm . . . then what's a brownout?

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 03:02 PM (U0oFg)

A brownbagging that results in death. You can get 20 to life for it in Alabama.

If they don't hang your sick freaky ass first.

Posted by: Some vapid scientist on a TV show like CSI or Bones at February 19, 2010 11:05 AM (Q1lie)

217 I guess we will have to take it Night by Night

Posted by: Mjim at February 19, 2010 11:05 AM (mMdWG)

218 Is there such a thing as brownwalls?

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 11:05 AM (U0oFg)

219

217 The need for well armed conservative street armies has never been clearer.

nah, they have brownbagging while we have mastered the art of the dirty sanchez, we win!

^{that was still the most awesome post ever on a blog ever}

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 11:06 AM (HoVgB)

220

One man's anus is another man's testes!

Posted by: Thai Transtesticle Who Sustained Botched Operation at February 19, 2010 02:59 PM (CfmlF)

or as I have always said:

One man's anus is slapped up against another man's testes!

Posted by: Andee Sullyvun at February 19, 2010 11:07 AM (Vu6sl)

221 LOL..... he said asstroturf.

Posted by: Jenn of the Jungle at February 19, 2010 11:07 AM (sj8Da)

222 88 Barack Obama... the Illinois Enema Bandit.

The Enema Within.

Posted by: George Orwell

Enema at the Gates?

Sleeping With the Enema?

Public Enema Number One?

Resident Evil 5 New Enema?

My Dear Enema?

Posted by: the Butcher at February 19, 2010 11:07 AM (8g9qq)

223 Brownbagging... is that supposed to be like a brown bag lunch? The working class have brown bags, not fancy lunchboxes

Posted by: Mjim at February 19, 2010 11:08 AM (mMdWG)

224 Imagine the ice as you. Now imagine girls from all over the world going down on you and rolling nipple shaped objects on you. Trying to reach the sweet spot. And each one fighting over the position.

And tell me it's not the most awesome sport ever.

Posted by: Lonely Guys Guide to Getting Turned on by the Olympics at February 19, 2010 03:03 PM (IhQuA)

One of 'em is pregnant. You sick puppy. Oh, and it's CURLING! You sweep the ice really fast. It's like shuffleboard, only with cheating.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:08 AM (1fanL)

225 O/T: Man bulldozes house rather than let bank foreclose.

http://bit.ly/9SPZMh

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at February 19, 2010 11:08 AM (ClZ5D)

226

A lot of hawt women are absolutely moonbat crazy (Dr. Amy what's her name is an exception to the rule, though).

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 02:57 PM (CfmlF)

I suppose it comes from not having to live with the consequences of your actions, or even really do much thinking to get by. Somebody is always there to tell them how beautiful/smart/etc they are, and to pay to suppor them, in order to get into their pants. I can't imagine how sweet it would be to have that kind of backup mechanism to compensate for my errors in life.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 19, 2010 11:08 AM (xUM1Q)

227 We need to round them up and give them the same all expenses paid vacation that Whitman, Price and Haddad received...

Posted by: slade at February 19, 2010 11:09 AM (XsHAM)

228 I'd hate to see what a brownbagger thinks a Browning shotgun is all about.

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 11:09 AM (U0oFg)

229 what does BROWN stand for?

Other than being the color of shit, I got nothing.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 19, 2010 11:10 AM (a4Vvb)

230

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." - Marcus Aurelius

Is this what a teabagger tries to do?

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 19, 2010 11:10 AM (JKGfQ)

231 FUBAR at February 19, 2010 03:08 PM (1fanL)

Mmm vigorous sweeping. Don't knock it til you tried it! I'm not saying it women's beach volleyball. You gotta try harder, but it's there man. It's -there-

Posted by: Lonely Guys Guide to Getting Turned on by the Olympics at February 19, 2010 11:11 AM (IhQuA)

232

A lot of hawt women are absolutely moonbat crazy (Dr. Amy what's her name is an exception to the rule, though).

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 02:57 PM (CfmlF)

Not really that they're crazy. It's that they're allowed to get away with more stuff than other people all their lives, so they don't develop the inhibitions that normal non-hawt people do. Like the kings and queens of old.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:12 AM (1fanL)

233 I wonder if the brownbaggers have a fudgy brownie recipe.

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 11:13 AM (U0oFg)

234 Posted by: Reactionary at February 19, 2010 03:08 PM (xUM1Q)

Heh. Also what he said.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:13 AM (1fanL)

235 CNBC and CNN are carrying the speech live. MSNBC still has the hockey on.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:14 AM (p302b)

236 Like the rest of America, Mark Simone, Hannity's sub, isn't buying the "no domestic violence" comment and the "she never hit me" comment.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:16 AM (p302b)

237 If attacked from the rear, I strongly suspect they're into "turning the other cheek".

Posted by: Dell at February 19, 2010 11:16 AM (H/+W/)

238 So what's it called when the girl on top gets so much enjoyment out of what she's doing that she involuntarily loses control of that bodily function?

Posted by: grognard at February 19, 2010 11:17 AM (v0kvW)

239 If they wanted to own their perversion they'd be Scandibaggers.

Posted by: physics geek at February 19, 2010 11:18 AM (MT22W)

240

Enema at the Gates?

Sleeping With the Enema?

Public Enema Number One?

Resident Evil 5 New Enema?

My Dear Enema?

Posted by: the Butcher at February 19, 2010 03:07 PM (8g9qq)

--I think I read something about a girlie show talking about the concept of frenemas.

Posted by: logprof at February 19, 2010 11:18 AM (rI0GJ)

241 Listening to this Obama drival is growing old.. what bullshit!

IMPEACH!

Posted by: Mjim at February 19, 2010 11:19 AM (mMdWG)

242 On the heels of the lightly attended over-hyped "Tea Party Convention" in Nashville, progressives are preparing to respond with a movement of their own. The "Brownbaggers" will be showing up in front of Congressional offices to demand "healthcare not warfare."

Oh yeah, this'll work, just like Air America. The lefties again try to orchestrate a grass-roots movement, and it will fail. Again.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 19, 2010 11:19 AM (JkUVD)

243 And of course this is the same crew of rent-a-mob union bullyboys they always deploy to show "grassroots support," just given a new name.

The UAW has some guys that aren't doing anything right now.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 19, 2010 11:19 AM (Gkhxf)

244 I wonder if the brownbaggers have a fudgy brownie recipe.

Posted by: Butterface at February 19, 2010 03:13 PM (U0oFg)

--Yeah, but the only version they make has nuts in them.

Posted by: logprof at February 19, 2010 11:19 AM (rI0GJ)

245 Ya dipshit.. Facts are stubborn things

Posted by: Mjim at February 19, 2010 11:20 AM (mMdWG)

246 "61% in US Want Government Out of Housing Business Â— Obama Blows Another $1.5 Billion on Housing Business"

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:20 AM (p302b)

247

Good Night! Enough already1111 Completely O/T, but sure to make some kind of projectile hurl immediately from your non-brown end:

President Obama has a challenge for the nationÂ’s public high schools: Prove your school is the best, and heÂ’ll come speak to your graduation this year.

"IÂ’m excited to announce the first annual race to the top high school commencement challenge," President Obama says in the video message, "Just go to whitehouse.gov/commencement, and fill out an application by march 15th telling us why your school is special and why it should be a model for other schools around the country working to boost attendance and increase the number of graduates prepared for college or a career.Â”

High schools are instructed to complete four essay questions focused Â“on demonstrating how the school is helping prepare students to meet the PresidentÂ’s 2020 goal of having the highest proportion of college graduates in the world,Â” the White House says.

"This spring IÂ’ll visit the winning school to speak at commencement," the president promises, "Good luck and thank you for doing your part to help make our students the best and brightest in the world."

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 11:20 AM (CfmlF)

248

You knew it was going to happen:

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. Â– The Alabama university professor charged with fatally shooting three colleagues is remorseful but does not recall the shooting, her defense attorney said Friday.

Roy W. Miller said Amy Bishop, 44, is likely insane and does not remember pulling out a handgun and shooting six colleagues, three fatally, at a biology department faculty meeting one week ago at the University of Alabama in Hunstville.

"She just doesn't remember shooting these folks," he said.

Posted by: conscious and calling bullshit on the insanity defense at February 19, 2010 11:22 AM (Vu6sl)

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Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 03:20 PM (p302b)

Curious, Rush covered the housing bailout version, X.O on his show. He pointed out something I hadn't thought of before: The states with most homeowners under water are states where there are large populations of illegal aliens: CA, AZ, NV, FL. I think Michigan is on there too.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 11:22 AM (CfmlF)

250 Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 03:20 PM (CfmlF)

the wife is speaking at one graduation that I know of. A lot of the students don't want her and will stand when she speaks with their backs to her. I wonder if she'll have them arrested. Or if there will be no one left sitting.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:22 AM (p302b)

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I think their thrust is that these Palpatine-commissioned stormtrooper clones from the SEIU and AFSCME are real Johnny Lunchpails that those dumb hillbillies in flyover country will immediately take to.

Ah, thanks. The circles I hang around in look at brownbagging (in the take your lunch to work sense, you filthy perverted morons) as good financial restraint, which I guess is why I was having trouble associating it with libs. Leave it to progressives to pick up on and promote the class warfare angle.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 19, 2010 11:22 AM (pZEar)

252 Posted by: physics geek at February 19, 2010 03:18 PM (MT22W)

Your link is dead.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:23 AM (1fanL)

253 This will be the Air America of the streets.

Posted by: flurmf at February 19, 2010 11:23 AM (Xx+86)

254

"She just doesn't remember shooting these folks," he said.

Yup, just like she doesn't remember shooting her brother or bitch slapping the booster snatching bitch at the IHOP. Yup, that Amy, she's never been responsible for anything her entire life. Shocka.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 11:24 AM (CfmlF)

255 The states with most homeowners under water are states where there are large populations of illegal aliens: CA, AZ, NV, FL. I think Michigan is on there too.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 03:22 PM (CfmlF)

Sheer coincidence. You racist.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:25 AM (1fanL)

256

President Obama has a challenge for the nationÂ’s public high schools: Prove your school is the best, and heÂ’ll come speak to your graduation this year.

I hope these guys n' gals win it:

http://www.bushbroncos.com/

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 11:26 AM (ERJIu)

257

"She just doesn't remember shooting these folks," he said.

Posted by: conscious and calling bullshit on the insanity defense at February 19, 2010 03:22 PM (Vu6sl)

That's not gonna cut it, Darth. Anywhere, but especially in Alabama. The question of insanity is "Did you know right from wrong at the time?" Whether you remember later is irrelevant. I wonder what her lawyer is thinking.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:27 AM (1fanL)

258 ok, so probably the next thing to come out will be that she took one of those new anti depressant drugs and this is the cause and the reason why she can't remember the shootings. This way they can sue the drug company too.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:28 AM (p302b)

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the wife is speaking at one graduation that I know of. A lot of the students don't want her and will stand when she speaks with their backs to her. I wonder if she'll have them arrested. Or if there will be no one left sitting.

The arrogance of these idiots is astounding. If I were a parent, I'd be pissed that the man who ruined the economy and is bringing financial ruination on my kids and their kids had the audacity to show up at my kid's graduation to promote himself. It's absolutely disgusting. I hope a lot of kids stand up with their backs to this pair. I hope that the Obamas are totally humiliated (not likely, but a girl can hope). Plus can you imagine the security issues for him coming to an high school graduation? I remember my h.s. graduation. It was really hot, and we all just wanted to get the heck out of there. These poor kids and their parents are going to be subjected to our Lecturer in chief drone on and on about platitudes, nothingness and himself. Yeesh.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 11:29 AM (CfmlF)

260 Ace's description of "brown bagging" has been referenced on the street -and in prisons- for years as "tossing salad". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing+the+salad Referring to devout progressives, and the "teabagging" name callers among them that get it, as "salad tossers" drives them nuts. They also tend to quit the "teabagging" shit.

Posted by: BuddyPC at February 19, 2010 11:30 AM (nSkOL)

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223 Somebody is always there to tell them how beautiful/smart/etc they are, and to pay to suppor them, in order to get into their pants.

i call this Tuesday _{^{and the others that end in day}}

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 11:31 AM (HoVgB)

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I hope these guys n' gals win it:

They could pipe in Paul Shanklin's "Everything Is Bush's Fault"--and Bary could lip synch.

Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 11:31 AM (CfmlF)

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""She just doesn't remember shooting these folks," he said."

Nor being aware of enough, to called her husband to deliver the get-away car, or ditch the murder weapon in a bathroom, or .....

You get the idea.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 19, 2010 11:31 AM (ucq49)

264

I hope these guys n' gals win it:

http://www.bushbroncos.com/

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 19, 2010 03:26 PM (ERJIu)

There are better. When I was a kid, I attended Robert E. Lee Academy for 8 years. We were the Lee Generals, in case you didn't get the message. And yes, we will rise again.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:32 AM (1fanL)

265 Posted by: runningrn at February 19, 2010 03:29 PM (CfmlF)

In this school the administration decided without any input from the graduates. Almost think she forced herself on them. this is the kind of thing the graduates should have a say in, maybe do something like have a vote? They wouldn't do that though cause it would not fit her and their agenda. She wants to make the news and they want their school to make the news. The graduates are whispering that they don't want her and no one in the administration cares.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:32 AM (p302b)

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267 actually the difference between the two is one involves smearing

come on, i was a sailor, i've done worse and no, no pictures...that's called evidence

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 11:33 AM (HoVgB)

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271 And yes, we will rise again.

hahahahaHAHAHAhahaha, whoooooooo

seriously, when a entire section of the country sees Boones Strawberry Hill as fine wine it does not instill fear in the others

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 11:35 AM (HoVgB)

268 Two brand spanking new threads are up..

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:36 AM (p302b)

269
come on, i was a sailor

So you've tossed the salad while crossing the dateline, no doubt.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 19, 2010 11:36 AM (fx8sm)

270 For SE Cupp fans, she's on with mark simone....sorry, it's radio. good comment about tiger "it was actually a televised letter".

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:37 AM (p302b)

271 Paper or plastic?

Posted by: Bagger Brown at February 19, 2010 11:37 AM (QMtmy)

272 232 O/T: Man bulldozes house rather than let bank foreclose.

http://bit.ly/9SPZMh

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at February 19, 2010 03:08 PM (ClZ5D)

funny...it happened Moscow.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 19, 2010 11:37 AM (pr+up)

273

seriously, when a entire section of the country sees Boones Strawberry Hill as fine wine it does not instill fear in the others

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 03:35 PM (HoVgB)

So you aren't ready to apologize for the War of Northern Aggression, I take it. And don't knock Boone's Farm. While the guys in high school were choking down 5% alcohol beer, the girls were chugging 10% alcohol Boone's Farm. It worked out well.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 11:38 AM (1fanL)

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In view of the sophomoric fun that you dimwits are having with what is equivalent to wringing out and lapping up every last drop of a spilled beer from a bartender's bar rag, I'm hesitant to raise such a mundane issue, but .....

While perusing other so called conservative websites last night, it occurred to me that what is especially laudable about this website is the common sense approach that Ace has taken in creating a simple, quick and easy procedure for logging in and for posting comments, one for which Ace deserves praise, even though his selection of said procedure is a no-brainer.

In stark contrast, the logging in procedures on other websites like Hot Air, Little Green Footballs, etc., etc., etc., are such a damned nuisance that it isn't worth the aggravation to even bother to post comments on their websites.

Kudos to Ace for the fact that presumably he inadvertently stumbled onto that quick, simple and easy logging on procedure quite by accident..

Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 11:38 AM (ITzbJ)

275 SE Cupp has a new book "losing our religion" about the left's attack on christianity and christian politicians. Fascinating how tiger suddenly brought up his Buddism when it was convenient. Also a friend said he spoke now cause he had to wait for the plastic surgery to heal.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:39 AM (p302b)

276 Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 03:38 PM (ITzbJ)

I always felt that the "other conservative sites" that you mentioned had their own private bloggers who say what they want said whcih is why it is so tough to register with them and post. It is laudable that Ace never really knows what will find its way into a thread but, that's what keeps this site so genuine and real.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 11:41 AM (p302b)

277 The salad tossers! I sense Excitable Andy at work.

Posted by: motionview at February 19, 2010 11:42 AM (DtSf1)

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276 So you've tossed the salad while crossing the dateline,

no but there was a blow up sheep...

280 And don't knock Boone's Farm

actually, if it wasn't for boone's s/h, i wouldn't be married to a tennessee hottie

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 19, 2010 11:48 AM (HoVgB)

279 This post is so awesome I want to dip my ass in it.

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 19, 2010 11:50 AM (FCn6Y)

280 Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 03:38 PM (ITzbJ)

Umm. Thanks. I think.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 12:02 PM (1fanL)

281 After seeing the movie O Brother Where Art Thou, these geniuses will be getting their own Little Man with a Broom.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 19, 2010 12:05 PM (euuyg)

282 What about me?

Posted by: Ripple at February 19, 2010 12:06 PM (ucq49)

283 Actually, according to the urban dictionary, Ace, a "brownbagger" is "an ugly ass girl with a smoking body".

You are right that brownbagging is "To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ)."

So, testicular activity is optional.

Posted by: Mondo at February 19, 2010 12:13 PM (uTRs/)

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Whoa, "genuine" and "real", curious? Now, that's taking poetic license.

Kudos to you, too. You're always kind, tactful and well mannered.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 12:14 PM (ITzbJ)

285 "291

Whoa, "genuine" and "real", curious? Now, that's taking poetic license.

Kudos to you, too. You're always kind, tactful and well mannered.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 04:14 PM (ITzbJ)"

I guess I should have said "Ace and the morons/moronettes have street cred with anyone who is anyone" Ofttimes someone here posts something and I hear it come out of a pundit's mouth on the tv and I have checked, it was only said here, so either the pundits are posting here or they are reading here, like the thoughts, and well, steal them...lol

Thank you. You are very nice. I find this site full of very good thinkers. Really truly intelligent people.

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 12:25 PM (p302b)

286 Yokozuna!

Posted by: The Man Show at February 19, 2010 12:27 PM (Y4/VY)

287 S&%T Baggers?

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 19, 2010 12:28 PM (NLZLH)

288 ok, i asked my 19 year old son what brownbaggers meant he said, it was like putting a brown bag over a ugly sisters/brothers head.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2010 12:28 PM (7FgWm)

289 so i guess these types think like 20 year old brats either way.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2010 12:31 PM (7FgWm)

290 You didn't tell him how once upon a time actual human beings used to eat out of brown bags?

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 19, 2010 12:32 PM (NLZLH)

291 I've heard lots of guys say that "you don't f...k a face" or "put a bag over her head"...

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 12:41 PM (p302b)

292 Ace you are my hero, and always will be. ALWAYS

Posted by: Jack Spectre at February 19, 2010 12:42 PM (IYE54)

293

I'm curious, curious, are you ....

A. A sweet, little, old lady?

B. An anomaly; i.e., a baby boomer who was raised to be a class act?

C. A gay who becomes a sweet, little, old lady when he's in drag?*

*If you post here often, you'll understand why I gave "C" as an option

Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 12:45 PM (ITzbJ)

294 Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 04:45 PM (ITzbJ)
none of the above lol but that was really funny

Posted by: curious at February 19, 2010 12:47 PM (p302b)

295

Amen!

Posted by: Lace Wigs guy at February 19, 2010 12:58 PM (JkUVD)

296

So you're saying that you aren't Norman Bates?

Posted by: A Casual Observation at February 19, 2010 01:07 PM (ITzbJ)

297

i think the libs are confused.

brown bagger (drinking out of) = alcoholic, when refering to yourself.

brown bagger (covering ugly head) = butaface chick, refering to someone else.

Posted by: evil libertarian at February 19, 2010 01:20 PM (W6gtk)

298 Ummm .. how is it that Ace is familiar with all these sexual slang terms?

Posted by: Gerry at February 19, 2010 02:02 PM (a++tJ)

299

"She just doesn't remember shooting these folks," he said.

Did I order the death of 6 million Jews? I don't remember doing that..

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at February 19, 2010 02:07 PM (sYxEE)

300 308

That's Doctor Amy Bishop!!!!

Posted by: Doctor Amy Bishop at February 19, 2010 02:26 PM (8NGHm)

301

The United Hispanic Union (yoohoo) would like to announce our newest grassroots organization: The Dirty Sanchez.

We will no longer respond to The Filthy Sanchez as it is racist.

Posted by: Crispy Raoul at February 19, 2010 02:42 PM (hUyhR)

302 In my neighborhood brownbagging was lighting a bag of dog poo on fire on someones doorstep !

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at February 19, 2010 03:03 PM (68tQb)

303 No problem, at the next rally we can all wear our TEA shirts.

Be sure to mention that you are wearing your TEA shirt whenever possible.

Posted by: ThomasD at February 19, 2010 03:09 PM (21H5U)

304 Roy W. Miller said Amy Bishop, 44, is likely insane and does not remember pulling out a handgun and shooting six colleagues, three fatally, at a biology department faculty meeting one week ago at the University of Alabama in Hunstville.

This won't fly, and Roy W. Miller knows it. The question of insanity is "did you know right from wrong at the time of the crime?" Whether you remember afterward is irrelevant. The fact that she shot these people after being treated unfairly (in her mind) makes it pretty obvious she knew getting shot was a bad thing. If she'd shot her kid for his birthday, we could talk.

Nice try, Adolph.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 19, 2010 04:12 PM (1fanL)

305 I hate that as of today I know what a Cleveland Steamer is.

Posted by: RickS at February 19, 2010 04:27 PM (hKB1N)

306 Hey I got a Brownbag movement for ya! http://tinyurl.com/yjm8lmo

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at February 19, 2010 04:36 PM (68tQb)

307

Brownbaggers....ROFLMAO!

I have a better name for the leftards:

DOUCHEBAGGERS.

Posted by: SFC MAC at February 19, 2010 05:19 PM (/9h7Q)

308

I hate that as of today I know what a Cleveland Steamer is.
Sullivan's day cruise on the Erie Canal?