January 27, 2010

Live Blog Thread (Please Read!)
— Ace

Please read this first.

The thing about the Live Blog is that commenters comments do not go up on the Live Blog automatically. They only go up with moderator intervention -- that is, when we specifically click on a comment and tell the system "Post."

And we only do that for some comments.

First of all, we can't post every comment. We literally couldn't keep up if we did. We (all the cobloggers) post as many as we can without getting too duplicative.

For example, when (not if) Obama says "Let me be clear," there will be a lot of people shouting "LET ME BE CLEAR!!!" We'll post one of those -- randomly -- but obviously there is no point posting the two dozen comments pointing out he said "Let me be clear."

We look for funny stuff and we look for insightful stuff. Bear in mind, while we're doing this, we're also posting our own comments, and our own takes, so sometimes 40 or 50 comments will zip by without getting much notice.

During a particularly important part of this douchebag's speech (hypothetically -- should there be an important part), all of the moderators are going to want to get their own two cents in, so that means, alas, that in such patches, probably there are going to be fewer commenter's posts put up. It's just that you can't do three things at once. Two, yes. Three, no.

Personally, I tend to get pretty bored with this jackass pretty early, and I stop really posting about whatever nonsense he's gibbering about, and I just start posting readers' comments. But if I'm actually engaged with him and posting about the speech (hypothetically), I can't. I can listen/watch and write, or I can listen/watch and post readers' comments, but, again, I cannot do all three at once. Two yeah, not three.

Please don't take it personally. Usually we have, I dunno, 50-100 or so people commenting on one of these; tonight we will likely have 200-300. Hell, we could have 500.

There's no way even ten people (and tonight we will have a bunch of people moderating, including most of the cobloggers and some Special Guest Moderators) can keep up with all the comments.

And we do need to be choosy, again. A Live Blog that consisted of 300 people all talking at once would be pretty incoherent. Yes, everyone's comment would be "up," but, on the other hand, no one would be reading it at all, because there would just be too much to keep up with, and a lot of duplicative material.

Please -- no "Why aren't my comments getting up?" comments! I just explained, so... you know. Plus, obviously we don't want to post such meta-comments when we have a pretty big event to blog about.

Posted by: Ace at 03:48 PM | Comments (657)
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1 FIRST!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 03:50 PM (gLNLT)

2 Will my FIRST comment get posted at least?

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 03:50 PM (gLNLT)

3 They're already saying that Obama will once again remind people that he inherited this mess from the last administration

Posted by: bulwark at January 27, 2010 03:50 PM (MdzCh)

4 A Live Blog that consisted of 300 people all talking at once would be pretty incoherent.


And this is different from the usual comments section, how?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2010 03:51 PM (I/MqP)

5 This place is turning into LGF.  Censors!
/s

Posted by: Y-not, whiny biotch at January 27, 2010 03:52 PM (sey23)

6 I will be too busy yelling at the TV to post, I'll just read your rants. lol

Posted by: lauren at January 27, 2010 03:52 PM (U/LZ2)

7 i personally can not wait for teh ToTUS to just quit on him. also, how many do we think he'll have? i say 5.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (5kI8r)

8

One word, Morons:  Cucumbers.

Considering you're all going to wake up with the hangover from hell tomorrow, I thought I'd be a helpful soul and pass along this tip I just read.  Disclaimer:  I have never tried this and can't vouch for it -- but it can't hurt.  I got this in one of those e-mails that circle the world.

 Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber  slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and  headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost,  keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

Posted by: RushBabe at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (LKkE8)

9 SEVENTH!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (gLNLT)

10 These rules seem inherently racist .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (a9UO0)

11 okay so i read that but my question is if i post a comment on the live blog, will it appear?

Posted by: exceller at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (Z7Znk)

12

Why aren't my . . .

Nebber minds

Posted by: Never Reads the Instructions at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (7+pP9)

13 I'm just going to sit back, glass-in-hand, and drink when prompted to.

Posted by: conscious and ready to go at January 27, 2010 03:53 PM (Vu6sl)

14 Awesome as usual. Had figured I would be tuning into the Golf Channel tonight to avoid SoTeleprompter, but with morons to share this heinousness with, well...that is another story.

Posted by: RM at January 27, 2010 03:54 PM (1kwr2)

15 Jebus, this has more rules than cloture.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (554T5)

16 just got this in an email,

POLITICO Breaking News:
-----------------------------------------------------

President Barack Obama, in advance excerpts of his State of the Union address released by the White House: " Despite our hardships, our union is strong. We do not give up. We do not quit. ... [W]e have to recognize that we face more than a deficit of dollars right now. We face a deficit of trust – deep and corrosive doubts about how Washington works that have been growing for years. To close that credibility gap we must take action on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue to end the outsized influence of lobbyists; to do our work openly; and to give our people the government they deserve."

For more information...http://www.politico.com

Posted by: trailortrash at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (2Z+7j)

17 Translation: Only the cool kids will get through

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (AnTyA)

18 Wait?!  What?  I thought I'd be FIRST, dammit!  I mean, hell, I've been drinking longer than probably even Ace.  Or not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (UOM48)

19 Who are the special guest moderators?  I'm very curious!

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (FjC5u)

20 Whoops, off by two comments there.

A repeat of my comment from another thread:  is it too much to hope that a slightly imbibed S.E. Cupp would sit on my lap for the duration of this speech, and possibly for much, much longer than that?


Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (gLNLT)

21 does anyone know where to get a live feed, my comp and tv are in different rooms

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (bftbi)

22 hmm, any of you morons be able to hack the ToTUS and have it read the live blog feed?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 27, 2010 03:55 PM (5kI8r)

23 I have not chuckled at any of the first 15 posts.  Who's fault is that?

Posted by: Doesnt Like Comedy Clubs at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (DMjs5)

24 Rules?

There's rules on Live Blogging at AoSHQ?

That's like having rules at a knife fight.

Posting from Corvallis, OR, I'm...

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (BFUyE)

25 A lot of you people aren't funny. Or smart.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (muUqs)

26 Is there a drinking game for this? Or is that just presumed?

Posted by: BethW at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (gcRbW)

27 Can we have a separate thread for critiquing M'chelle's ceremonial T'k'arnanth Klingon battledress and for other catty comments? 

Do it... for the ladies of spades. 

Posted by: Y-not, estrogen Queen at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (sey23)

28 Well, at least I'm already toasted, so I won't care when I'm cut by Teh Kool Kids. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (UOM48)

29 Well screw you then.....

Posted by: Not-so-special guest monitor at January 27, 2010 03:56 PM (ZiQz8)

30 When does the screening start?

Posted by: Says Stupid Stuff or SSS for short at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (DMjs5)

31 I'm not funny.  I'm gonna shut up for the most part.  But who are the guests?

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (FjC5u)

32 whitehouse.gov is supposed to have one

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (5kI8r)

33 Wow, live blogging is hard!  I hope Iowahawk will be here as a special guest moderator.  Oh, please, Mr. Spades, please make it happen!

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (9Wv2j)

34 To Ace's point: whenever I join in one of these things I just concentrate on promoting the reader comments. It's frickin' hard. The comments pile up faster than you can even read them so you have to just grab what you can while it's still fresh. If I try to really read them and choose I'd be putting up stuff that didn't even relate to what was current anymore.

We will do our best! Please be understanding.

Posted by: lauraw at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (eiupI)

35 I heard it would be safe here for me tonite.

Posted by: The Pudding Chicken at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (DIYmd)

36 We face a deficit of trust – deep and corrosive doubts about how Washington works that have been growing for years.

May I be the first to say...what a tool.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (OkT2m)

37 I lost you at "Please read this first..."

Posted by: Fuckin' Retard (no offense) at January 27, 2010 03:57 PM (DMjs5)

38

20 years from now Obama will still be blaming Bush.  When's the little twerp going to stop it?

Posted by: conscious and ready to go at January 27, 2010 03:58 PM (Vu6sl)

39

Wow!  Now I know how the idiot dems must feel.  Deceived!  Betrayed!

They thought they were getting hope.  Change.  But no!   The only comments accepted are from the rich.  The evil corporations!

Oh well.  No.  Don't mind me.  I'll be over here, out of the way, with the rest of the little people.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 27, 2010 03:58 PM (r1h5M)

40 Where's the real live-blog this year?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 03:58 PM (muUqs)

41

26 A lot of you people aren't funny. Or smart.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 07:56 PM (muUqs)

Takes one to know one.

Nyah nyah!

Posted by: Tinian at January 27, 2010 03:58 PM (7+pP9)

42

What's the over/under on Barry exceeding one hour?

According to Breitbart, Bubba droned on for 1 hr, 28 minutes during a SOTU.

Posted by: loppyd at January 27, 2010 03:59 PM (pGELo)

43 Wait, is this the live blog or is there somewhere else I am supposed to click?  Everything seems to get through?

Posted by: Bob at January 27, 2010 03:59 PM (DMjs5)

44 HOWARD ZINN DEAD OF HEART ATTACK AT AGE 87

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (P33XN)

45

I can't listen to the jackass, comment, post comments, read comments AND take a shot all at the same time.

And the shot comes first anyhow.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (Wh0W+)

46 OK, this is just a test.  PENIS PENIS PENIS.  vagina.

Did this get through?

Posted by: Just A Test at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (DMjs5)

47 If all comments can't be posted without moderation, then the terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (QKKT0)

48 Kinda OT.

Has anyone noticed that M'chlle's new do kinda looks like Jackie Kennedy's?

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (BFUyE)

49 "Ladies and Gentlemen, TOTUS!"

Posted by: exceller at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (Z7Znk)

50
We look for funny stuff and we look for insightful stuff.

ahhh jeez...


Posted by: This is boner at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (k9Ti8)

51 Bob- there will be a new post with a live chat window in it. Those comments are moderated. These comments are occasionally sober. That's the difference.

Posted by: BethW at January 27, 2010 04:00 PM (gcRbW)

52 OK, this is just a test. PENIS PENIS PENIS. vagina. Did this get through? Posted by: Just A Test at January 27, 2010 08:00 PM (DMjs5),/i> The Penis is Coming! The Penis is Coming! The Penis is Coming!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (QECjC)

53 Has anyone noticed that M'chlle's new do kinda looks like Jackie Kennedy's?

She's been to the groomer?  Got a link?

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (9Wv2j)

54 Could someone please summarize the original post in one sentence?

Posted by: Lazy Guy at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (DMjs5)

55

I'll be hanging out on the "dead" blog and hitting Reload.

Posted by: arhooley at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (RcOLc)

56 Is there a drinking game for this? Or is that just presumed?

Posted by: BethW at January 27, 2010 07:56 PM (gcRbW)

First-person pronouns.

Good night.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (CZI81)

57 Has anyone noticed that M'chlle's new do kinda looks like Jackie Kennedy's?

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 08:00 PM (BFUyE)

Guaranteed it's not a coincidence. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (pGELo)

58 I hate the liveblogging format despite the necessity of it: it feels like we're just watching an elite class of morons yucking it up while the rest of us mere peasant morons can only but look in through the window and pray we can get a word in edgewise, mostly by waving our hands wildly and yelling "Look at me look at me, I matter tooooooooooo!!11!"

It's high school for me all over again. 

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 04:01 PM (gLNLT)

59
I'm boycotting the live blog comments. They suck, anyway.

Posted by: This is boner at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (k9Ti8)

60 "Please don't take it personally. Usually we have, I dunno, 50-100 or so people commenting on one of these; tonight we will likely have 200-300. Hell, we could have 500."

I'll just get my comment in early to avoid any perceived offense:

"What that guy just said? Pure, unadulterated, lying BS."

That should just about cover it. Please feel free to refer/insert to this phrase at your convenience. I'll skip the Present's shtick and instead scan the channels for sports. Or porn. Mostly porn.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (hF8Tn)

61 BethW @27

Yes.  The drinking game is such:  everytime Teh Won says "I", take a shot.  Everytime Teh Won says "me" or "mine" or "my", take a shot. 

When Teh Won uses the following:

The past eight years...

The previous administration....

Anger....

Frustration.....

take a shot.  Hope to speak with you after the SOTU.  Likely, we won't.  Good luck.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (UOM48)

62 I applaud those with the intestinal fortitude to watch the speech live. You, who are about to die, I salute you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (RZ8pf)

63 @50
Has anyone noticed that M'chlle's new do kinda looks like Jackie Kennedy's?

--

Dave, Dave, Dave... we need to talk, man.  I realize your Bolts got violated by the Jets, but you shouldn't turn in your man card so quickly, buddy. 

Posted by: Y-not, estrogen Queen at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (sey23)

64 Let me be clear: I can't watch SOTU tonight, bummer, I have a huge deadline tomorrow.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (Gk/wA)

65 Friends don't let friends post drunk...

Posted by: conscious and ready to go at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (Vu6sl)

66

I'll bet Obozo shows up with a stovepipe hat and a fake beard, now that he's freeing the gays in the military and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:02 PM (QKKT0)

67 She's been to the groomer?  Got a link?

Saw her one of the C-SPAN channels today on the TV.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (BFUyE)

68
Could someone please summarize the original post in one sentence?

If you think you're gonna participate in the live blog comments, think again.

Posted by: This is boner at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (k9Ti8)

69 I won't be watching The Unicorn Whisperer, I'll only be monitoring this thread for witty insight and Ugg boots.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (U37Ux)

70

Attention, peasants.

Kneel before Circa.

And, yes, a sammich would be nice as well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (B+qrE)

71 A Live Blog that consisted of 300 people all talking at once would be pretty incoherent.

So it's like the ONT, but with adult supervision?  You speak strange words.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (CZI81)

72

No shiat -- Zinn really has died.

Posted by: Tinian at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (7+pP9)

73 Let me be the first to say that this is not the ace.mu.nu I thought i knew. Some will say that it is a stupid site, a site filled with buggery, but I am here to say that we can drink, fuck, and drink (in taht order) without resorting to childish sodomy jokes. Haha, I won, fags.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (1aCGO)

74 "Bob- there will be a new post with a live chat window in it. Those comments are moderated."

Thank you Beth.  Do I need a special computer to see this 'live chat window'?  I'm using an iPad if that helps.

Posted by: Bob at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (DMjs5)

75 Can you read me now?   (then the live blogging must be over...)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (JZa9d)

76 I hope McDonnell comes on afterwards and says "You've been took. You've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok. You didn't land on this multi-trillion dollar debt. This multi-trillion dollar debt landed on you."

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 27, 2010 04:03 PM (PljdC)

77

HEY!!  Why are my comments going through?

Oh.

*cough

Posted by: wiserbud at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (EW49d)

78 These rules...kinda insists upon itself.

Posted by: RealPoliticky at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (nGR17)

79 For those of you whose comments seldom get through don't expect them to get through, so when you see one it's like Christmas.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (muUqs)

80 PGIS I am with you.  I cannot watch the TOTUS reading moron and the fugly M'Chelle without screaming ASSHOLE at the screen. 

Posted by: NotAMolly at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (ADJFU)

81 I will be very pissed off when lace wig guy's pithy comments are chosen ahead of my weak minded bullshit .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (a9UO0)

82 Since I'm posting from my iPhone and its really hard to type on that thing, all of my comments should go up, no matter how stupid.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (QKKT0)

83 The local news just gave a quick run down on sotu. He's gonna acknowledge his mistakes but reiterate the agenda that got him into office. If this is true, he is really fucked. And I mean that in the nicest way. Example: " My fellow Americans, this past year has been tumultuous and I have made mistakes in not doing enough to convince the American people of what my agenda means to them. I will now leave to go play a pick-up game of hoops with the dancer. Just google my campaign speeches if you want to know the rest. Obama, out."

Posted by: Ashen at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (lZ7M6)

84 Bangkok rules, "When the can hits the ground, draw."

Posted by: Snake at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (+Z5RN)

85 Make your comments good morons...I want to know what's going on, but there is no way I'm gonna actually listen to Barry... I'm not that stupid...  I doubt I have the stomach to watch a muted video feed

Posted by: phreshone at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (1AnxB)

86

I'll bet Obozo shows up with a stovepipe hat and a fake beard, now that he's freeing the gays in the military and stuff.

ehheh

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 27, 2010 04:04 PM (5kI8r)

87 AGAIN, COMMUNIST HISTORIAN HOWARD ZINN DEAD OF HEART ATTACK AT 87.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:05 PM (P33XN)

88 @82

Yeah, I'm not watching it, either. 

I'll try to catch one of the threads, but I gotta go make Mr. Y-not a sammich. 

Posted by: Y-not, estrogen Queen at January 27, 2010 04:05 PM (sey23)

89 Oh, and for morons with exquisite taste, don't forget PSYCH premieres tonight!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 27, 2010 04:05 PM (gLNLT)

90 For those about to live blog, I salute you.  You are men and women of great courage.  Thank you for your service.

I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with

When I hear Obama, I usually hear a ringing noise and then see stars.  Followed by screaming, vomiting and death.  Well, it sure seems like it.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 27, 2010 04:05 PM (i7iy+)

91 OK, this might be weird, but I am going to start stroking my penis now.  If a post of mine makes it to the live thread I will shoot my load.  If I am jerking, but no post makes it, and I feel myself losing control, I will put a clothespin on my pecker until I come up with a clever new comment. 

Posted by: Crushed Pecker Head at January 27, 2010 04:06 PM (DMjs5)

92

God, i hope he shows up  drunk.  Or high.

That would be an epic liveblog!

Posted by: ArandomPerson at January 27, 2010 04:06 PM (PU9Ni)

93

89 AGAIN, COMMUNIST HISTORIAN HOWARD ZINN DEAD OF HEART ATTACK AT 87.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 08:05 PM (P33XN)

Whatta day for him to die.

Posted by: Tinian at January 27, 2010 04:06 PM (7+pP9)

94 Ace, I'd like to report some commenters who aren't funny.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:06 PM (QKKT0)

95 Howard Zinn?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 27, 2010 04:06 PM (muUqs)

96 #8 Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber  slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and  headache free

Cucumbers are also useful tools for anal relief in lieu of gerbils.

Posted by: Erg (at a desk in CO, looking at donkey pron on taxpayer's coin) at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (otlXg)

97 No shiat -- Zinn really has died.

There goes one of Oliver Stone's "consultants" for his new movie on the history of the United States.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (BFUyE)

98

@89 and Howard Zinn

I guess Ollie Stone is gonna need another "technical advisor".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (U37Ux)

99 Special Guest Moderators Moronderators?

Posted by: DPR VIII at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (4XUD3)

100 I'm watching Inglorious Bastards.... I guess you guys will be too.

Posted by: Mrs. Compton at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (NaJ/S)

101

God, i hope he shows up  drunk.  Or high.

Ace, or the president? Because I guarantee at least one of those two guys are gonna be both...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (RZ8pf)

102 Is there a pre-party cable channel I should be switching to?

Posted by: Billy at January 27, 2010 04:07 PM (DMjs5)

103 Could someone please summarize the original post in one sentence?

It's like herding cats.  If you post something witty and/or incisive, and if someone happens to notice it, while they are listening to the blah blah and trying to post their own pithy comments, then it might get posted.

It's a lot of fun.  Probably more for the morons than for the Chosen Ones.

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (9Wv2j)

104 Damn you 99.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (U37Ux)

105 89 Yawn, does this mean Matt Damon will have more luck pedaling "The People's History of the United States"?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (FxEIn)

106 Prepping for this speech with a 12 pack of busch light

Posted by: DrinkinTheHaterade at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (E7h0w)

107 I want to know what's going on, but there is no way I'm gonna actually listen to Barry

Yeah.  Be sure to let me know if anyone walks out.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (OkT2m)

108
If Bob McDonell delivers some milquetoast panzy-ass low-key conciliatory pandering speech, Ima gonna be pissed.

Really, why McDonnel? Nobody knows this fucking guy from a hole in the wall.

The GOP has no imagination, no balls, and no brains.

Posted by: This is boner at January 27, 2010 04:08 PM (k9Ti8)

109 I think Howie Zinn would've lived if commie healthcare had passed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (P33XN)

110 Come on, you pussy bastards.  I made it onto a live blog right after coming here.  If I make it or don't tonight, it's fun as hell to be here reading and/or participating in the blog than just laying in bed watching Prez. Jug Ear McFucktard speechifiying. 

God Speed, Morons!! (Yeah, I'm already high.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (UOM48)

111 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (OkT2m)

112 Damn you 99.

What the problem?  Great morons think alike.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (BFUyE)

113 We look for funny stuff and we look for insightful stuff.

Okay I fold.

Posted by: mama winger at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (Ue9UN)

114 Cindy Sheehan is doing interpretive dancing at the intermission.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:09 PM (QKKT0)

115 One word morons cucumbers.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 27, 2010 07:53 PM

Now what am I suppose to do with a cucumber again?

Posted by: Long Island at January 27, 2010 04:10 PM (TiURi)

116 No way in hell am I watching Barry. I never watch him. Ever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:10 PM (P33XN)

117 Forgive my deliberate obliviousness, but when does the earth shaking speech begin?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 04:10 PM (RZ8pf)

118 Will there be any SOTU dipping?

Posted by: enoxo at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (vlzzF)

119

I wouldn't watch this speech with your dick.

Posted by: 48%er at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (QOE7k)

120
Damn you 99.



...the fuck did I do, now?


Posted by: Barbara Feldon at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (k9Ti8)

121 "You lie"

Posted by: Joe Wilson at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (YZISw)

122 Howard Zinn, I play for thee.

Posted by: World's Tiniest Violin at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (7+pP9)

123 Let me guess the first ten comments, he's walking in, he's shaking hands, all smiles, no hillary, still walking, dems fakily roaring as if its paul mccartney, he shakes hands, more shakes, he's on the podium.

Posted by: The Pudding Chicken at January 27, 2010 04:11 PM (DIYmd)

124 Speech starts at 9 est.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 04:12 PM (muUqs)

125 We may have to postpone this, I have a headache.

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:12 PM (+Z5RN)

126 Boy ace, sometimes you really go out of your way to keep the morons from feeling "bad". Just throw some juice boxes and pudding cups their way and they'll be fine.

Posted by: Bosk at January 27, 2010 04:12 PM (pUO5u)

127 Wonder if Barry's special "friend" Reggie Love will be there.

Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 04:12 PM (tgXx6)

128 @93 I just pissed my pants, thanks to you. fuck.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at January 27, 2010 04:12 PM (1aCGO)

129

Ya know...I don't think we've given Barky much of a chance. Let's just sit back and really listen to what he has to say..

...I mean...David Brooks can't be all wrong...right?

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (AnTyA)

130 God Speed, Morons!! (Yeah, I'm already high.)" Someone started early.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (FxEIn)

131 It bears repeating:  Do not look at the television during the SOTU.  Focus, people.  Don't be lured into the big assed ears, etc.  If at all possible, blog while listening only.  It's for your own good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (UOM48)

132

122

 

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (U37Ux)

133 19 Doctor Ruth was into cucumbers.

no: cucumbers were into Dr. Ruth.....

%-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (d1FhN)

134 Anyone for an orange whip?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

135 Beer? Check.
Irish Whiskey? Check

Small sips only.  Will still be incoherent after 15 minutes.

Posted by: skyqueen at January 27, 2010 04:14 PM (MK07m)

136 I still think these SOTU things would be better if Rahm was up there doing an interpretive dance presentation while numbnuts is speaking. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:14 PM (9Wv2j)

137

[Insert pithy live blog comment here]

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:14 PM (P33XN)

138 rushbabe

also a couple of slices on the cucumbers on the eyes and the puffy hungover look is reduced a bit :0)

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:15 PM (iX2MM)

139

Ace! You refered to our nation's President as being a douchebag. That's all....just a douchebag.

You old softy you!

Posted by: toraboe at January 27, 2010 04:15 PM (CH5ak)

140 STFU! If I gotta be here, you gotta listen.

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:15 PM (+Z5RN)

141

HOWARD ZINN DEAD OF HEART ATTACK AT AGE 87

It always bithers me when people die young like that.

Posted by: mghorning at January 27, 2010 04:15 PM (EaKhV)

142 /I'll just follow along with the live blog.  I really cannot listen to The Won for more than 30 seconds without wanting to hurt myself or someone else. 

I'll let the stronger (drunker) morons actually listen to him.

Posted by: some wench at January 27, 2010 04:15 PM (uJBct)

143 Wouldn't it be funny if somebody had a pea shooter and kept hitting Pelosi all during the speech so she kept slapping herself?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 04:16 PM (RZ8pf)

144

...I mean...David Brooks can't be all wrong...right?

Who brought the stoning stones?

Give me that one with the point....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:16 PM (B+qrE)

145

137 Anyone for an orange whip?

Would it be a tactical possibility that you mean Orange Julius for endippment?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 27, 2010 04:16 PM (rQTdM)

146 Dude, wait 'til you hear McDonnell before you trash him. Choosing one of the guys who've just beat the Democrats is symbolic, and a confrontational move (for the GOP).

Be glad they didn't pick Olympia Snowe or Newt Gingrich.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 27, 2010 04:16 PM (+Hbe7)

147 Are you gonna post a little livestream window?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 27, 2010 04:17 PM (mHQ7T)

148 Generally I watch the speech in a window on my monitor (I have a TV card installed), and watch the live blog comments stream by.

The only thing I would type anyway is...

DRINK

Posted by: trainer at January 27, 2010 04:17 PM (yCWYQ)

149
I'll be watching old reruns of I Spy at 9p.


Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:17 PM (k9Ti8)

150 TOTUS: "We may have to postpone this, I have a headache."

Oh how I wished that line worked.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 27, 2010 04:17 PM (hF8Tn)

151 What's wrong with confrontational? 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:17 PM (U37Ux)

152 I volunteered to take my wife to the mall instead of watching the speech. I know, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Bosk at January 27, 2010 04:18 PM (pUO5u)

153 If I comment on a comment about a comment will that be posted?  Just askin'.
Does spelling and punctuation count?....seeing as I won't be sober.

Posted by: GarandFan at January 27, 2010 04:18 PM (ZQBnQ)

154 If he uses the phrase "geometric logic," the whole bottle goes down in one swig.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:19 PM (QKKT0)

155

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't absolutely giddy at this point.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 27, 2010 04:19 PM (Z7Znk)

156

Can we cue our comments up BEFORE the diatribe? we can reconcile them later .

My comment: You Lie!

Posted by: toraboe at January 27, 2010 04:19 PM (CH5ak)

157

My posts are, without exception, both insightful and fucking hilarious. I fully expect each and every one of them to make the cut. If they dont, its back to LGF for me. Because i just cant get enough of that wonderful Tommy Emanuel.

Whoever the motherfuck he is.

Posted by: Mr. Happy at January 27, 2010 04:19 PM (ijo2L)

158 Let me be clear, this speech is going to be historic and unprecedented in it's awesomeness. I can feel it. Valu-Rite vodka and pudding are at the ready. Any bets on the number of times he says "I"?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 27, 2010 04:19 PM (Uysm3)

159 Drudge is saying Hillary is skipping it.

Posted by: Dusty at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (fFk/c)

160 Howard Zinn dead? Dead? No one told me it was Christmas! I forgot to buy gifts!!!

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (AZGON)

161 157 I volunteered to take my wife to the mall instead of watching the speech. I know, I'm a giver." Hell I would take my girlfriend to Target, Home Depot, Bed Bath and Beyond, and wait outside the makeup shop in the mall instead of watch this crap. I am not a giver either, that is like pulling teeth for me.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (FxEIn)

162 I'd kill for a constant live cam of The Wookie during the SOTU.  Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (UOM48)

163 And before we get going, I want to say I'm bummed that we, who were the first to set foot on the moon, will be damn near the only developed nation that lacks the technology to go there.

If we want to get back to the moon, we'll have to ask India or China for a ride. FUCK. OBAMA.

Posted by: arhooley at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (RcOLc)

164 Might find some porn to watch instead.

Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (tgXx6)

165 @122: I always thought of Barbara Feldon as more of a 69, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (QECjC)

166
I said months ago that a high profile Republican needs to counter the SOTU and I suggested Sarah Palin.

No one is gonna watch Old McDonnell give his boring 10 minute speech.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (k9Ti8)

167 155 What's wrong with confrontational?

Confrontational, for the GOP, is good. I was responding to the boner comment #110, The GOP has no imagination, no balls, and no brains. Choosing McDonnell does show balls and brains (although I'll grant that it was one of the more obvious choices, after Brown).

Posted by: Zimriel at January 27, 2010 04:20 PM (+Hbe7)

168 geez..slur my OWN handle...

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (CH5ak)

169 170 Might find some porn to watch instead. Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 08:20 PM (tgXx6) Why? I mean, what could be more obscene than watching this turd stand before a joint session of Congress, pretending to be a real president?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (QECjC)

170 I predict he comes out without a tie and lights up a ciggy halfway through the speech.

Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (QKKT0)

171

Over under on references to dead Ted:

1.5

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (B+qrE)

172 The only thing that is a sure thing tonight is that the media will hail this as the speech that got barry his groove back. Never mind what he actually will say- they have a socialist hero to save tonight.

Posted by: jjshaka at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (3rSzP)

173 Hillary is sitting back, watching, taking names, and waiting.  Which is scary, when you think about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (UOM48)

174 I have paid a syphilitic hobo 5 bucks to dip his balls in Obama's speech. I ain't doing this myself.

Posted by: Tushar at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (PGSXB)

175 Could you guys push thru "waterloo" music during the live blog?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (DIYmd)

176

170 Might find some porn to watch instead

I don't know this word...porn

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 04:21 PM (AnTyA)

177 Cankles won't show up... The fucking Sec'y of State won't show up for her own Pezzydent's SOTU. I've got pudding coming out of my eyeballs.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 04:22 PM (AZGON)

178 State of the Union? Never heard of it

Posted by: Obligatory Charlie Gibson Wisecrack at January 27, 2010 04:22 PM (ijo2L)

179 While we're waiting, go read the fine rant Don Surber posted at his blog: Obama will not be re-elected. Apparently even Soros is bailing on him.

Posted by: Retread at January 27, 2010 04:22 PM (VKUdB)

180
Rudy would be my second choice.

Then Mitt Romney.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:22 PM (k9Ti8)

181 176 I predict he comes out without a tie and lights up a ciggy halfway through the speech. Posted by: Cicero at January 27, 2010 08:21 PM (QKKT0) As long as he doesn't say, "Excuse me while I whip this out!," I'm OK with that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:23 PM (QECjC)

182 Ok I am not watching the SOTU. I've only got about half a bottle of vodka and that won't even take me 20 minutes into it before it's gone. I'm a lightwieght, I just can't keep up with the drinking game-too many shots too fast. I would guess no one can keep up without getting alcohol poisoning before the speech is over

Posted by: Dem Be gone at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (0cUgO)

183 The gay dudes at Hillbuzz have a SOTU speech thread also...COOL

Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (tgXx6)

184 oooh ooh, who are our "Special Guest Bloggers"???????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (cniXs)

185 Hahaha! You site's slowing down, all your comments are belong to us!

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (+Z5RN)

186 I read an article earlier today that Joe Wilson say's he will be on his best behavior tonight. I can't get this vision out of my head that he will be wheeled into the chamber with his hands and feet duct taped and a pair of panties stuffed in his mouth.

Posted by: Last Conservative In Brooklyn at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (7uAeI)

187 Oliver Stone will channel Zinn as needed...and now that he doesn't have to pay the son of a bitch, he will.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2010 04:24 PM (CH5ak)

188 I just finished a Dip Video for the State of the Union...

Let me know what you think.. if you like the shorts, i'll make more

Posted by: Mjim at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (mMdWG)

189
Why aren't my comments going up, again?

Heh - "cob loggers"  heh heh.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (74i8f)

190 Cankles won't show up... The fucking Sec'y of State won't show up for her own Pezzydent's SOTU.

She's in London and he told her to stay there.  Probably drunk on her ass by now, too.

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (9Wv2j)

191

17 Translation: Only the cool kids will get through

Or the morons with the tastiest pudding flavors?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (cniXs)

192

A Chicken in every pot and a cock in every chicken

Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (bftbi)

193 Land... Land... Land... See "Snatch"... Yes, here it is, I can do it!

Posted by: B. Hedley Obama Lamarr at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (AZGON)

194
#190.  I'm one. So?

Posted by: skyqueen at January 27, 2010 04:25 PM (MK07m)

195 U happy? U crashed Utube...

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:26 PM (+Z5RN)

196 Odds of random feshman congressperson getting too close to Henry Waxman and falling into a nostril:  Even money.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:26 PM (B+qrE)

197 I applaud those with the intestinal fortitude to watch the speech live. You, who are about to die, I salute you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 27, 2010 08:02 PM (RZ8pf)

I'm with you, PGIS.  My stomach and blood pressure have a bad reaction every time I see or hear him.  I'll just follow the live blog.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2010 04:27 PM (VuLos)

198 Please please please don't bring me into this. My ass is so sore I feel like I just shit a watermelon.

Posted by: Chicken at January 27, 2010 04:27 PM (FxEIn)

199 What time does SOTU start? Still working. Sigh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:27 PM (UKn9l)

200 9 eastern, lacey

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:28 PM (9Wv2j)

201 176

If he started reciting Rocket Man with Joe Biden on bongos, I might actually start to like him.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 27, 2010 04:28 PM (mHQ7T)

202 ... Just Words...

I have no interest in just words.

Posted by: Druid at January 27, 2010 04:28 PM (Gct7d)

203

Thank The Lord 9:00 is my bedtime. Have funz fellow morons.

Posted by: Tinian at January 27, 2010 04:29 PM (7+pP9)

204 194 I just finished a Dip Video for the State of the Union...

Let me know what you think.. if you like the shorts, i'll make more

Posted by: Mjim at January 27, 2010 08:25 PM (mMdWG)

Like it!  Keep them coming.

Posted by: conscious and ready to go at January 27, 2010 04:29 PM (Vu6sl)

205
I can't get this vision out of my head that he will be wheeled into the chamber...

tied up like Hannibal Lecter.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:29 PM (k9Ti8)

206 #136 Knobby or smooth ones?

Posted by: Elie Light at January 27, 2010 04:29 PM (CH5ak)

207

State of the Union? Never heard of it

The Charles Gibbson would be rolling in his grave, who ever that is.

Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2010 04:30 PM (q177U)

208 "209 ... Just Words...

I have no interest in just words.

Posted by: Druid at January 27, 2010 08:28 PM (Gct7d)"

How do you feel about us?  We do speak a lot louder than words anyway.

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 04:30 PM (p302b)

209 At least you don't have to watch "Prez. Jug Ear McFucktard" every-time fucking time he does one of these. He really was reading me for the school kids, otherwise, they would have set me up in the other room for reporters first.

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:30 PM (+Z5RN)

210 so is SE Cupp going to flash her boobies, or what?

Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 04:30 PM (AnTyA)

211 Obama Talking Same shit coming from his mouth Media will swoon eh...a little haiku fer kicks

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (DVl4L)

212
Obama is addicted to utilizing language that he has carefully tailored or perverted to obfuscate the truth. In other words, he uses double talk on a routine basis. In order to understand what Obama truly tells us when he speaks to us, it is necessary to grab our AoSHQ Decoder Ring and decipher precisely what he means when he uses his pet phrases.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (Dxfei)

213

Thanks, Peaches!

I'll get home just in time to not watch it. Honestly, you couldn't pay me. Not even in pudding cups.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (UKn9l)

214 I've never heard what brand of tobacco he smokes...but my money is on Kools.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (CH5ak)

215 Actions are where it is at... disavowal of the middle class he has done well at.

Posted by: Druid at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (Gct7d)

216

Posted by: Mjim at January 27, 2010 08:25 PM (mMdWG)

Nice, Mjim.  I liked your Man in the Mirror the other day, too.  Will have to go back and watch your kitteh cartoons one of these days.

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (9Wv2j)

217

not first at 207

 

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 27, 2010 04:31 PM (EOqdk)

218 Shall I watch Obama, or finally start work on my new romance novel? "It was a dark and stormy night. Joe Biden, International Man of Mystery, pondered the odds of mounting Michelle without suffering severe bite marks..." Screw it... I'll watch yet another rerun of Golden Girls.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:32 PM (QECjC)

219

If he started reciting Rocket Man with Joe Biden on bongos, I might actually start to like him.

I could, too.  Actually that would be pretty cool. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 04:32 PM (74i8f)

220 I'm sure you'll post all of my comments.  Right?

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:32 PM (Vqruj)

221 What are the odds he comes out wearing a red beret, sash, and a parrot on his shoulder, then proceeds to commandeer the airwaves for around 4 hours... 'cause, you know, he hasn't had enough quality time talking to his subjects?

Posted by: little evil at January 27, 2010 04:32 PM (EeEeX)

222 227 If he started reciting Rocket Man with Joe Biden on bongos, I might actually start to like him. I could, too. Actually that would be pretty cool. Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 08:32 PM (74i8f) Rock it, Man!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:33 PM (QECjC)

223 Drudge has the full text of McDonnell's remarks up now. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:33 PM (9Wv2j)

224 I don't think I can watch.
I don't want to break my TV, so I think I'll sit this one out and read about it later.
Probably safer that way.

Posted by: 1idvet at January 27, 2010 04:33 PM (mmyjM)

225 Fingers limber, ready to go.  Or not.  Regardless of whether I make the blog or not...Go Forth, Brave Morons!   

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:33 PM (UOM48)

226

Odds of Maxine Waters' cellphone ringing at 9:17PM  EST  in the middle of a "let me be clear":  5:1

Odds of her answering:  10:1

Odds of Obama motioning to Rahm to "fix the problem":  35:1

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:33 PM (B+qrE)

227 I'm sure Opie can play the bongos.  He's black y'know.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:34 PM (Vqruj)

228 @230: I think Obama should wear an eye patch tonight, just to shake things up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:34 PM (QECjC)

229 "Obama is addicted to utilizing language that he has carefully tailored or perverted to obfuscate the truth. In other words, he uses double talk on a routine basis. In order to understand what Obama truly tells us when he speaks to us, it is necessary to grab our AoSHQ Decoder Ring and decipher precisely what he means when he uses his pet phrases.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 08:31 PM (Dxfei)"

SIM, this sounds like a college lecture on linguistics.  You are really smart.

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 04:34 PM (p302b)

230
not Maxipad Waters

it was Sheila Jackson "Dude?" Lee

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (k9Ti8)

231 I'll watch yet another rerun of Golden Girls.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 08:32 PM (QECjC)

Now that's what I'm talking about!! I'll bring the cheesecake, you bring the gossip. I'm out of the loop 'round these parts lately

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (UKn9l)

232

200
#190.  I'm one. So?

Do you mean that as shitty as it comes across, cause i was trying for levity. 

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (cniXs)

233 Hell, I'd rather watch a rerun of Golden Shower Girls than watch this fuckin' assclown shit out of his mouth for an hour.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (P33XN)

234 Watching so you don't have to "Olberman" just a d@#$head

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (EOqdk)

235 I'm ready for the State of the Unicorn.
I have my pumpkin pie I just made when I got home from work and whipped cream.

Posted by: Rocks at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (yguwr)

236 I'd kill for a constant live cam of The Wookie during the SOTU.  Please.

Like the "Favre-cam" FOX Sports had?  None of the networks are doing that with Wookiee?  Seriously?

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (OkT2m)

237

A question:  Would any of you morons like to trade places with Teh Won tonight?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:35 PM (UOM48)

238 Dammit, sock off.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (OkT2m)

239 Great, a faux populism speech. Not watching. Happy that the Head Ewok & the co-bloggers are doing it for us, though. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, consort of Hades at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (zmiSr)

240 Jane Skinner is the hawt.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (dQdrY)

241 That post from Don Surber at the Daily Mail is pretty ballsy. Surber is a bright guy... perhaps he's right.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (AZGON)

242 Let me be clear: this is not about me. It's about I, I, I, I, and I!!!

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (QECjC)

243 If, when Bambi discusses "don't ask, don't tell", he says "Let me be queer" instead of "Let me be clear", I'm bathing in pudding.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (muUqs)

244 Ack, Stephanopoulos is saying that Obama is just like Reagan.  \o/

Posted by: Peaches at January 27, 2010 04:36 PM (9Wv2j)

245

If he wears a puffy and basketball shorts, I'm paying all of you ONE TRILLION DOLLARS.

Promise.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:37 PM (Vqruj)

246

Someone explain to me again why anything this guy says is relevant...

It doesn't matter if this guy manages to channel MLK, Reagan, and Roosevelt - if unemployment is still 10% + come November, his party is toast.

His bloviating just gives his fellow bloviators something to bloviate about for the next week.  The average Joe doesn't give a fiddler's fart what Barry has to say about anything right now.

On the other hand, it is a good excuse to get drunk.

Posted by: stickety at January 27, 2010 04:37 PM (8Ev54)

247
I think Obama should wear an eye patch tonight, just to shake things up.

I wonder how often they have to tackle Sheriff Joe before he leaves the VP Residence in pirate gear.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 04:37 PM (74i8f)

248 Anybody want to rate the SOTU along with the Move On.org crowd? Could be fun for the inebriated Morons....

Want to rate President Obama's State of the Union address—which starts very soon at 9 p.m. ET / 6 p.m. CT—and have your opinions sent to the media in real-time?

We've built a new system that works just like the dial-testing does on CNN or MSNBC. But instead of a handpicked group in a TV studio, our live-rating system will be powered by MoveOn members all across America.

It's a great way to participate in tonight's speech, and make sure progressives are getting their voices heard. Want to join in tonight?

Yes, I'd like to rate the State of the Union live tonight

No, thanks

To participate, you just need to have a TV and a computer in the same room, as well as cable television. (In order to sync up all the ratings nationwide, we're all going to watch the same channel: MSNBC.) Oh, and you need to be able to click a mouse.

Seeing our reactions live will give the media a much better sense of how grassroots progressives are reacting to Obama's first big speech—which is especially important after these last few weeks.

It's a new piece of technology, so it may be a bumpy ride at times. Just bear with us, and keep on giving your opinion through the whole speech.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 04:37 PM (ZvV/I)

249 Speaking of bongos, while you're waiting for the SOTU, this a great live performance by Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

Posted by: conscious and ready to go at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (Vu6sl)

250 Is this thing on??

Posted by: tomthebaker at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (09O0o)

251

#196 She's probably in bed with Huma.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (CH5ak)

252

Reagan wasn't a black Marxist was he?  He looked so, errrrrr, Honky-eque.

Now Bonzo, he was more like Opie.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (Vqruj)

253 Filling wine glass....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (UOM48)

254 It is sad the military brass is just gonna bend over for it.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (dQdrY)

255

...and in closing...it really doesn't matter if the country is heading to Shitsville in the high speed lane

 ...the difference is..you got me

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at January 27, 2010 04:38 PM (AnTyA)

256 *pouring Baileys Irish Creme into coffee*

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (iX2MM)

257 Maybe he'll do it in full drag, a la, RuPaul. Maybe Michelle can give him some tips on that. She does it everyday.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (Uysm3)

258

how cool would it be if he came out dressed like president Camacho in Idiocracy.

"now I know everyone's shit is emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything"

Posted by: exceller at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (Z7Znk)

259
Stephanopoulos is saying that Obama is just like Reagan.

Back to campaign mode.   Remember when he ran as the 'conservative' against Maverick?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (74i8f)

260 Soumds racist to me.

Posted by: Barbarian at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (EL+OC)

261

Imagine Joe Wilson gets on his hands and knees, and crawls over to the outlet.

POOOOOOOOOOOF the Teleprompter is gone daddy gone.

Opie huffs and puffs and tells the networks to "go to commercial" as  PURPLE SHIRTED TELEPROMPTER INC. employees bring in back-up.

PRICELESS.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (Vqruj)

262 Want to rate President Obama's State of the Union address—which starts very soon at 9 p.m. ET / 6 p.m. CT—and have your opinions sent to the media in real-time?

Does it really list the time this way?! If so, LOLOL!

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2010 04:39 PM (VuLos)

263 #257  Great, a virtual real-time Move On.org circle jerk. 

Can't that group take their own advice and, you know, MOVE ON?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (otlXg)

264
Like him or not, Obama is adroit at doublespeak.

During his campaign Obama was great at promising the massive expansion of entitlement programs while promising tax cuts...in the same speech. Expect to hear a lot of that tonight.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (k9Ti8)

265 >>Posted by: actions..
I am a Moron. Wanna see?

Stuck in the office
But want to watch Obama
And play drinking games

Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (Dxfei)

266 Great, I need my big boots for this bullshit.

PS: Fuck you 52%. You KNOW who you are.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (GfYt/)

267 Drinking Valu-Rite by the barrell...

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (+Z5RN)

268 "now I know everyone's shit is emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything"

*rofl*  That's probably the best pre-speech summary I've read.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (OkT2m)

269 @240: Hi, lacey! *waves* No cheesecake for me, thanks - the winter downtime from hiking has seen my waistline expand too much, and I need to skip the calories. I honestly don't know how much of Obama I can stomach tonight, though.

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 27, 2010 04:40 PM (QECjC)

270

Odds of full body apparitions of Washington, Lincoln, TR and Reagan appearing---and in perfect four part harmony---singing "WTF, Dude?":  16:1

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:41 PM (B+qrE)

271 Ok, she is wearing a purple version of a jackie kennedy dress with coat.  But, no hat.  didn't notice what he was wearing.

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 04:41 PM (p302b)

272 I have my pumpkin pie I just made when I got home from work and whipped cream.

Posted by: Rocks at January 27, 2010 08:35 PM (yguwr)

I hear ya...

Posted by: Jason Biggs at January 27, 2010 04:41 PM (Vu6sl)

273 Darn Barry Obama sock puppet...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:41 PM (QECjC)

274 Why deep purple?

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 04:41 PM (p302b)

275 258

Great clip of Jason Mraz

Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (tgXx6)

276
Tonight Obama will promise to cut spending and three sentences later will promise to create more entitlement programs.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (k9Ti8)

277 John Wayne is rolling over in his grave right now...

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (+Z5RN)

278 Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (QECjC)

279 Will he be late?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (otlXg)

280 Watching Zero's SOTU on MSNBC with Move On.org?

Wasn't that a section in Dante's Inferno?

I posted it for the bold (and drunk)...


Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (ZvV/I)

281 LET me be clear-- it's Bush's fault!

Posted by: Cynthia at January 27, 2010 04:42 PM (/KcMn)

282 281 Ok, she is wearing a purple version of a jackie kennedy dress with coat.  But, no hat.  didn't notice what he was wearing.

he oughta be in a clown suit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (d1FhN)

283

Liars lie, that's what they do.  If you know a person is a liar double speak is useless.  Obama NEVER tells the truth.   NEVER.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (Vqruj)

284 Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit amphetamines...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (QECjC)

285 Hill was at the Yemen conference, the grown up work

The London Conference on Yemen begins at 1800 GMT. that's 1pm ET. The UK is streaming it live here. The meeting is being chaired by UK Foreign Secretary David Milbrand and will cover three themes:

discussions of the challenges facing Yemen, including the drivers of radicalisation and instability, and agreement that a comprehensive approach is needed to address themgreater impetus to the political and economic reform agenda, including urgent and concrete action by the Government of Yemen; andimproved international coordination and support towards Yemen.

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (iX2MM)

286 Picturing Meanchelle giving a full body wedgie to Teh Won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (UOM48)

287 Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 08:40 PM (Dxfei)

There were only 6 syllables in your second verse.  You are the weakest link.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (CZI81)

288 Betcha he exceeds 500 I/me 's.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (CH5ak)

289 The emperor has NO CLOTHES...

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (+Z5RN)

290

274
Like him or not, Obama is adroit at doublespeak

...only if the listener is an idiot

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at January 27, 2010 04:43 PM (AnTyA)

291 Oh, hey, there's Big XII basketball.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (OkT2m)

292 Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit smoking crack...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (QECjC)

293

Gotta go rock.   TIVO is my friend.  I can't wait to see what this thread is like in 3 hours.

Posted by: gus at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (Vqruj)

294 If Barry delivers the SOTU with a homemade sock puppet on each hand, using a falsetto voice, I will personally donate $1000 to his campaign.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (AZGON)

295 #297: that's Presidential foreplay

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (d1FhN)

296 I'll be watching Futurama with Hillary at 9pm.  If any of the progressive caucus swoons, I'll join the morning recap for style points.

Posted by: AE at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (kSfPT)

297 remember claire mccaskill and Teddy and O snubbing Hill 2 yrs ago now SOTU was it?

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (iX2MM)

298 Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 08:40 PM (Dxfei)

There were only 6 syllables in your second verse.  You are the weakest link.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 27, 2010 08:43 PM (CZI81)

Or I can't count.  One of the two.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (CZI81)

299
>>Like him or not, Obama is adroit at doublespeak. Expect to hear a lot of that tonight.

Example..
"Hope and change": Socialism at home, surrender abroad. Obama uses this talismanic formula when he wants to activate his base, which responds to it like a jukebox when you drop in a nickel.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (Dxfei)

300 284 Why deep purple?

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 08:41 PM (p302b)

Why not?

Posted by: Smoke On The Water at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (Vu6sl)

301 Why aren't my comments getting up?

Posted by: Valiant at January 27, 2010 04:44 PM (UKSRV)

302

Like him or not, Obama is adroit at doublespeak.

So was the guy who sold me my first used car. I didn't buy anything else from him.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 27, 2010 04:45 PM (dQdrY)

303

Watching Zero's SOTU on MSNBC with Move On.org?

Wasn't that a section in Dante's Inferno?

The tenth circle:  Lucifer's taint.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2010 04:45 PM (B+qrE)

304 Ahhhhhh...Pelosi, Biden and Michelle are all matchy with the purple.

Posted by: Trish at January 27, 2010 04:45 PM (yqhkv)

305 Someone, please.  Find me a new home.  The Mrs. is really mean, hates walking me, and the kids?  Please.

Posted by: Bo the dog at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (UOM48)

306
Herr Morgenholz,
I have Valu-rite in my desk drawer.


{{{hic}}}

Posted by: sickinmass at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (Dxfei)

307 A couple of energy drinks, stretches and a pep talk from Gibbs - I'm ready to go. 

Posted by: TOTUS at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (JwmYb)

308 Lurking and jerking Shit shit wrong blog!! Del del del!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (1gH/g)

309 Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit self-suffocation while a midget tweaks my nipples...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (QECjC)

310 CoolCzech, ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:46 PM (UKn9l)

311 President Barack Obama has turned out to become the greatest absurdist comedic theater ever. One year ago he was "hope and change" all the liberals were brimming with "positivity". Now where is that positivity now bitches? With the independents their excitement has become regret, Obama was like that must have toy that is advertised each Xmas time. The one soccer cows are beating each other over the head so their entitlement brat can have. One month later... that toy is now buried under the toy box forgotten because it just was not as fun as the commericals made it out to be.

Posted by: Gary B at January 27, 2010 04:47 PM (1gWfF)

312 Anyone interested in sipping delicious tears, head over to BalloonJuice and check out the Howard Zinn thread. "BAWWW HE MADE A DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE"

Posted by: Zimriel at January 27, 2010 04:47 PM (+Hbe7)

313 Pelosi, Biden and Michelle are all matchy with the purple.

They can't all be royalty.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:47 PM (OkT2m)

314 Why is Michelle wearing a football helmet?

Posted by: Billy at January 27, 2010 04:47 PM (DMjs5)

315 Some look at my dead brother Teddy abusing all that alcohol and all those women and ask, Why? I look at him and ask, Why the hell NOT?

Posted by: Robert Kennedy at January 27, 2010 04:48 PM (QECjC)

316 Jackie had something very similar in apricot silk.

(Don't know what is being said in print, was only interested in the picture of jackie in the coat and dress.)

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 04:48 PM (p302b)

317 does Scott Brown get to be there?

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:48 PM (iX2MM)

318
Another example: Obama will talk about getting tough on terrorism. And then he'll talk about withdrawing troops from Iraq by this August and eventually from Afghanistan.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:48 PM (k9Ti8)

319 Maybe he'll wear a ManBearPig costume and sing a Tiny Tim song. That would be about right.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 27, 2010 04:48 PM (Uysm3)

320 288 Cool Czech:

Ah, fellow Airplane! fan!

Head over to jbyp.tfmostudios.com for my latest Lil' O-Bama strip.  I think you'll like!


Posted by: TFMo at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (xG+Qu)

321 280 Odds of full body apparitions of Washington, Lincoln, TR and Reagan appearing---and in perfect four part harmony---singing "WTF, Dude?":  16:1

That would be awesome (in theory of course).

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, consort of Hades at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (zmiSr)

322 321 CoolCzech, ever been in a Turkish prison? Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 08:46 PM (UKn9l) Wanna watch a gladiator movie together?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (QECjC)

323
Howard Zinn is dead. woo hoo.

Posted by: Pre Paid Sex Monster at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (0fzsA)

324 #322 Barry will get through 30 seconds of speaking, stop, and then pull off the mask... Andy Kaufman!

Posted by: George Orwell at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (AZGON)

325 Well it is with much pride and honor that I watch "this douchbags" SOTU address. LMAO

Posted by: sonnyspats at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (68tQb)

326 I just bucked Major Garrett down to Private

Posted by: Billy at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (DMjs5)

327
Oh, and yeah, if Mitch McConnell didn't give Scott Brown a gallery pass...

holy shit, I'm getting red from anger

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (k9Ti8)

328 I'm rooting for the Mars Attacks! aliens to make an appearance. I may pop in on the blog, but I can't watch this stuff, no matter who's speaking.

Posted by: Doc at January 27, 2010 04:49 PM (rzJpR)

329 Michelle, I want my jaw back...

Posted by: UGA VIII at January 27, 2010 04:50 PM (Vu6sl)

330 The intelligence of San Fran is reflected in Nancy.

Posted by: Billy at January 27, 2010 04:50 PM (DMjs5)

331

What's the over/under on the Botox Queen, jumping up & clapping?

How many times until Biden looks at her, annoyed?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 04:50 PM (ucq49)

332 Oh, they're starting already?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:50 PM (OkT2m)

333 Ok, kids. I'm ready to dive that bus!

Posted by: President Toonces at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (554T5)

334 heavy pull on the neck of EJs brandy

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (EOqdk)

335
Question: Do you think Obama will bring up the upcoming KSM trial in NYC?

I don't.

Posted by: This is lolboner at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (k9Ti8)

336 Sure hope the Capital building doesn't get blown up tonight.

Posted by: beerologist at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (tgXx6)

337

333. Only if there's wrestling involved.

/saving it for the ONT

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (UKn9l)

338

335

That would explain a lot.  I'd breathe a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (U37Ux)

339 gee isnt it discomfiting to see Biden and Pelosi behind him as our POTUS backup ..literally...live long O..

Posted by: ginaswo/MiM at January 27, 2010 04:51 PM (iX2MM)

340 Email me for sotu translation folks, I speak jive.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 27, 2010 04:52 PM (1gH/g)

341 What did Dennis Miller call Pelosi last year at his first address? A jack-in-the-box? Priceless.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:52 PM (UKn9l)

342 its getting to that critical moment... im excited! haha

Posted by: DrinkinTheHaterade at January 27, 2010 04:52 PM (E7h0w)

343 Sure hope the Capital building doesn't get blown up tonight.

I'm sure security has been keeping an eye out for PUMAs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 04:53 PM (OkT2m)

344 How much fun would it be if Palin walks in?

Posted by: McAmnesty at January 27, 2010 04:53 PM (+Z5RN)

345 How late will he be?  He loves to make people wait, it's a matter of control and power.

Posted by: conscious and primed at January 27, 2010 04:53 PM (Vu6sl)

346

BOR asks, Does Obama loathe Nancy Pelosi.

Oh, hell yeah.

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2010 04:53 PM (kJLH9)

347

The only thing missing from this post is a noose.



What?  Too soon.?

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at January 27, 2010 04:54 PM (PD1tk)

348 Too bad James O'Keefe couldn't have snuck into the TOTUS nerve center, reprogrammed it, and gotten Barack Burgundy to end the night with a rousing “Go f**k yourself, San Diego!”

Posted by: little evil at January 27, 2010 04:54 PM (EeEeX)

349 I'm torn between Joy Behar and Fox. 

Posted by: Bo the dog at January 27, 2010 04:54 PM (UOM48)

350 @348: It's a deal! I know a few good moves, but you have to wear your laciest wrestling gear.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:54 PM (QECjC)

351 I wish Scott Brown would walk in wearing a t-shirt that has a crossed out "60" on it, like the Ghostbusters sign.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 27, 2010 04:54 PM (Uysm3)

352
In lieu of being posted to the discussion blog, let me say in advance, fuck Bambi!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 04:55 PM (M5t+h)

353 Live blog window is up.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2010 04:55 PM (VuLos)

354 i'm guessing purple is symbolic for bipartainship - not red not blue but cooperative purple

Posted by: some wench at January 27, 2010 04:56 PM (uJBct)

355

Submerging myself in a tub of puddin' 

IV stand - check. 

2 gal IV bag (scotch), hung - check. 

Metering pump - check. 

Pump over ride - check.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 04:56 PM (ucq49)

356 Live post is alive!

Posted by: qwerty1 at January 27, 2010 04:56 PM (9a/a3)

357
That piece of shit zinn is dead?  Damn, another grave I have to piss on before I kick.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 04:56 PM (74i8f)

358 Anyone gonna yell "liar" at the Big O tonight, I wonder?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 04:57 PM (QECjC)

359
Obama will enter the chamber with his best big girl panties on hiked up like a grandmother with a yeast infection. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 04:57 PM (M5t+h)

360 HOWARD ZINN DEAD OF HEART ATTACK AT AGE 87

Oliver Stone wept.

Posted by: toby928 at January 27, 2010 04:57 PM (PD1tk)

361 362. Underhanded--you know that would be flimsly!  You truly are a moron!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 04:58 PM (UKn9l)

362
The Kraut will be slicin' and dicein' Obama's miserable record, and Juan "The Stash" Williams will defend Obama no matter the subject.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 04:59 PM (M5t+h)

363 @373: It's OK, I'm totally comfortable if you let it all hang out!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:00 PM (QECjC)

364 100 @89 and Howard Zinn I guess Ollie Stone is gonna need another "technical advisor". Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 27, 2010 08:07 PM (U37Ux) I'm certain I could allocate some time within my busy schedule to assist the honorable Mr. Stone.

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at January 27, 2010 05:01 PM (7gtuL)

365
Chris Matthews is on the MSNBC set rubbing his underdeveloped penis in anticipation of O'Bambi's arrival.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:02 PM (M5t+h)

366 Good electric blanket prepare for cheap suit pudding man. His words soar like Pacific goony bird guano. Do not urinate from balcony on Chris Dodd unless he ask.

Posted by: Chinese Electric Blanket Guy at January 27, 2010 05:02 PM (dcKUM)

367 375, God love ya, I know you are. I have *truly* missed this place.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 27, 2010 05:03 PM (UKn9l)

368 #22 Ben:
does anyone know where to get a live feed

I'm watching here:  http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

I believe youtube.com also has it, as does www.c-span.org.

Posted by: sandy burger at January 27, 2010 05:03 PM (CfHV3)

369 The live live thread is 1 thread up.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, consort of Hades at January 27, 2010 05:03 PM (zmiSr)

370 Anyone tried to post the live blog during the slow period?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 05:03 PM (ucq49)

371 Chris Matthews has a penis?

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:03 PM (0Xpf6)

372 And HEEEEEEeeeer's Barry!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:06 PM (QECjC)

373
Barbara Walters is in seclusion in her Manhattan apartment warming up her rather elongated 10-inch dildo, mysteriously shaded a dark tone of chocolate.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:06 PM (M5t+h)

374
The Wookie is absolutely ravishing tonight!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:07 PM (M5t+h)

375 ...palin

Posted by: DrinkinTheHaterade at January 27, 2010 05:07 PM (E7h0w)

376 Mr Ace, I will wait until Big Mouth is done and you post your dissection. I have no desire to see or hear the guy any more than I have to, and I have more pressing matters to take care of right now, like making dinner. I will then sit down and enjoying it without suffering a case of indigestion brought on by the sight and sound of Obie.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 27, 2010 05:08 PM (8PFPH)

377 just lookin at him pisses me off

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:08 PM (E7h0w)

378 Chris Matthews is a penis

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 05:08 PM (ucq49)

379
Obama and Tim Geitner just hugged, and if I'm not mistaken, they both feigned an air kiss?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:08 PM (M5t+h)

380 LOL! Fox News has Palin commenting on Obama! GOD, they must hate Fox at the WH!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:09 PM (QECjC)

381
Looking for the stunning Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:09 PM (M5t+h)

382 @391 -- I'd kiss Geitner. He's fucking amazing. /sarc

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:09 PM (E7h0w)

383
The Sheriff, Joe Biden,  is truly a handsome man who on occasion ate at Katie's.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:10 PM (M5t+h)

384 @379: we luvd ya teo, lacey! Did zi mention I'm intrigued bt hawt chicks in lacey underwear?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:11 PM (QECjC)

385 "predicted to be pretty long" according to fox. how many drunk morons have that kind of stamina?

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:11 PM (E7h0w)

386
Well, that's an auspicious beginning.  Fellow Americans?  Up yours asshole!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:11 PM (M5t+h)

387 Obama is turning orange! Or is it just my TV?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:12 PM (QECjC)

388 his hair is grayer than ever.

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:13 PM (E7h0w)

389
Having this asshole speak about Omaha Beach to a military man is disgusting.  He wouldn't make a sweat glob on the balls of any man who went ashore on D-Day.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:13 PM (M5t+h)

390 He's boring me already... I'm fading...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:13 PM (QECjC)

391 Pelosi looks like she's nursing a hangover.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:14 PM (DuhZ/)

392
The applause is overwhelming, good job butthead. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:14 PM (M5t+h)

393 Pelosi looks like she's nursing a few quaaludes

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 27, 2010 05:15 PM (7+pP9)

394 pelosi is blinking like a crackhead in the light

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:15 PM (E7h0w)

395

Wall Street is a villain, but a liberal Congress wears a white hat?  Asshole!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:15 PM (M5t+h)

396 We don't want Washington to solve our problems, you arrogant moron!  We want Wahington to keep their fat, hypocritical noses out of our problems.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:16 PM (DuhZ/)

397

You lie!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:16 PM (M5t+h)

398

One of the most difficult years in history?

How about 1941 asshole?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:17 PM (M5t+h)

399 Ahhh...hopeful,  that's the ticket!

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:17 PM (JXhuz)

400 Americans have been making "less and less for decades?" Yup, that must explain the bigger houses, better food, $300 sneakers, PC's and cell phones, and global travel! And this was one of the worst years in our history? Worse than the Civil War? 1812? 1941? Really??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:18 PM (QECjC)

401 banks caused this crises! and we all hated the bank bailout!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:18 PM (E7h0w)

402

It's time the American people get a government that matches their decency.

-Barack Obama

That process will begin very soon.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:18 PM (M5t+h)

403 That idiot Biden is laughing BEFORE the punchlines  !!!!!

Posted by: Dathi at January 27, 2010 05:19 PM (G0syV)

404 its bushes program. we made it transparent then recovered most the money. NOT ALL! FUCK BANKS!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:19 PM (E7h0w)

405 Repeal the Community Reinvestment Act!!!

Posted by: Pelayo at January 27, 2010 05:19 PM (8NGHm)

406 I just recently found out that Nancy Pelosi is turning 70 years old on March 26.

Sweet little old lady she's not.

Posted by: The Drunken Consesrvative at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (P5yCF)

407 O, he kept unemployment from being 30%  I  did  not  know  that.

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (JXhuz)

408 Is Biden ok?  He has a perpetual grin. 

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (p302b)

409 EH! FUCK BANKS! WE MADE IT HAPPEN! LONG LIVE COMRADE LENIN!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (E7h0w)

410

That idiot Biden is laughing BEFORE the punchlines  !!!!!

Posted by: Dathi at January 27, 2010 09:19 PM (G0syV)

You might also be laughing if Nancy Pelosi was giving you a handjob under the table?  Or maybe not?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (M5t+h)

411 He's turning this into a campaign speech!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:20 PM (0Xpf6)

412 That means Pelosi is 69 right now... ewwwwwww.

Posted by: sherlock at January 27, 2010 05:21 PM (ktKOD)

413 cut taxes for everyone! (except somehow you... who ended up paying more)

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:21 PM (E7h0w)

414

We cut taxes for 95% of Americans.

Fucking liar!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:21 PM (M5t+h)

415 the solution for unemployment is not to pay people to be unemplyed

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:21 PM (C//sz)

416 don't have the sound on but we are here looking at everyone and deciding who has had consmetic work recently and whether it was successful.  It's a lot of fun.

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 05:21 PM (p302b)

417 This is rhe "short bus" comment thread, right?  That's where I want to be.

Posted by: sherlock at January 27, 2010 05:22 PM (ktKOD)

418 He CUT taxes!  Must  be why the deficit is 1.4 trillion

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:22 PM (JXhuz)

419 here we go setting up the tax increases

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:22 PM (C//sz)

420 love to see the math on that on

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:22 PM (C//sz)

421 2 million jobs saved! 200,000 in construction and energy, 300,000 in teaching jobs, 10's of thousands in cops. 1 1/2 million more. tax cuts! PORKULUS!!!!!!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:23 PM (E7h0w)

422 Biden's smile and Good 'Ol Boy attitude back there is just a tad too aggressive. MAN, Obama is laying on the Shaft routine just too damned thick. Isn't it fun how Obama announces a new bank tax in the same breath he says he hasn't raised taxes!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:23 PM (QECjC)

423

who has had consmetic work recently

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 09:21 PM (p302b)

Has Maxine Waters completed her penile implant?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:23 PM (M5t+h)

424 the viagra bill.. only feels good for a minute

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:23 PM (C//sz)

425 Magic numbers now....jobs saved, sort of like invading aliens killed, who can know what the men in black have done.

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:23 PM (JXhuz)

426 economy is all good now

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:24 PM (E7h0w)

427 We lasted about 2 minutes.  Hubby couldn't take it and switched to NCIS.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:24 PM (DuhZ/)

428 Porkulus v2.0! yes!!!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:25 PM (E7h0w)

429 Yea I'll have the baked ziti with meatballs  - salad, italian and a pitcher of pabst blue. Extra gravy and some bread

Posted by: Lou Cabratzi at January 27, 2010 05:25 PM (CYW1e)

430 Come on Joe Wilson, time to yell LIAR!

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:26 PM (JXhuz)

431 time "SHE" will have "HER" own plan. rewriting english language. FUCK BANKS!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:26 PM (E7h0w)

432 I think our collective cognitive abilities change when the campaign ends and the managing begins

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:26 PM (C//sz)

433

Dear Barry:

When you design the jobs bill, make sure that flat-backing is a tax exempt venture.

Hugh Hefner




Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:26 PM (M5t+h)

434 small businesses that dont make a profit dont last long

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (C//sz)

435 Bitter Clingers are going to get some money now, O loves those clingers

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (JXhuz)

436 tax cut for raising wages...... Atlas Shrugged

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (C//sz)

437 America is done. Guten Tag, Sweden (ja, ich spreche Duestche, nicht Swedish.)

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (E7h0w)

438 How about we pay down the debt?

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (0Xpf6)

439 What's the bald face lie total?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 05:27 PM (ucq49)

440 Ok the way you know this has been a tough year for them even though they try to hide it....take a peak at Val...she is giving christina a run for the buffet table...

Posted by: actions at January 27, 2010 05:28 PM (p302b)

441 Bialystock and Bloom is the extent of my Swedish. That and Seka and John Holmes in Swedish Erotica.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2010 05:28 PM (9Cooa)

442
A $3000 tax credit to hire an employee is not a reason for hiring anyone.  Obama and his administration are ignorant about market forces and business in general.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:28 PM (M5t+h)

443 Oh Dear God, how many more times can the Democrats rebuild our Crumbling Infrastructure?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 05:29 PM (QECjC)

444 YOU LIE

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:29 PM (E7h0w)

445 High speed railroad to rush the bitter clingers into camps, lots of jobs there

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:29 PM (JXhuz)

446 cut taxes and they wont go overseas..he is such a bumpersticker d-bag

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:29 PM (C//sz)

447 Just tuned back in and Pelosi is channeling her inner cheerleader. 

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:30 PM (DuhZ/)

448
Go ahead asshole, punish companies such as oil that shifts their business model overseas.  If this jerkoff thinks that big oil can't and won't permanently move overseas he is a fucking idiot. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:30 PM (M5t+h)

449 "we can't afford another economic expansion" are you kidding me

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:31 PM (C//sz)

450 Last Decade...jobs grew more slowly, blame Bush now.  But this decade jobs are fucking disappearing....asshat

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:31 PM (JXhuz)

451 yeah ChiComs!!! Sciencey

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:31 PM (E7h0w)

452 Keep diggin' Barry

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 05:32 PM (ucq49)

453 My favorite gaffe so far "slowly slum"

Posted by: RBR at January 27, 2010 05:32 PM (tmnDG)

454 I hate that live blog thing.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 27, 2010 05:32 PM (rQTdM)

455 Yeah, China is doing great because they don't have you and blinkey, dumbshit

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:32 PM (JXhuz)

456 BANKS = bad.

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:33 PM (E7h0w)

457 the choreography is well done...although nancy got up a little before the money shot

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:33 PM (C//sz)

458

New Gitmo interrogation technique....

"Talk or we play the SOTU tape again!"

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:33 PM (0Xpf6)

459

I want a strong healthy financial market run by government and not by people who take risks.  Only government has the answer.

-Barack Obama

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:34 PM (M5t+h)

460 He's lecturing us

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:34 PM (HcQQ6)

461 Even the Chinese would be saying "We gotta get rid of this loser."

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 27, 2010 05:34 PM (rQTdM)

462 All about all the stuff he and his merry band of asshats are doing to destroy business....incredibly stupid person.

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:34 PM (JXhuz)

463 What has the gov ever invented????

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:35 PM (C//sz)

464 Is she smiling cause the clean energy stuff is where her money is invested?

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:35 PM (p302b)

465

Clean energy jobs paid for by taxpayer money.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:35 PM (M5t+h)

466 You can thank God Hillary IS the SOS fool

Posted by: gonzotx at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (1kwr2)

467

Stick your solar panels where the sun don't shine.(No pun intended)

 

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (HcQQ6)

468

Talking nuclear and oil now....I will believe it when I see it.

 

Fucking Cap and Trade right after he talks about energy needs....IDIOT!

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (JXhuz)

469 O&G development.....NO Way... the moonbats will never allow it

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (C//sz)

470 YOU LIE about climate change

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (E7h0w)

471 #480, yeah, but he is lying.

Posted by: Pelayo at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (8NGHm)

472 Joe is texting and nancy is trying to casually check her watch.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:36 PM (p302b)

473 Biden and Pelosi are showing their dentures too much.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:37 PM (0Xpf6)

474 I have never seen so much pulled from one ass.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:38 PM (0Xpf6)

475 It's easier to watch with paint thinner poured in your eyes.

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:38 PM (HcQQ6)

476 All the stuff he is talking about cannot happen with liberals in power, this is all a fantasy...might as well talk about creating blue Avatars

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:38 PM (JXhuz)

477 Did the female democrat dress code rules for tonight say where wear bright cheery colors?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at January 27, 2010 05:38 PM (jSigh)

478 small bus.. are not the bulk of the exporters

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:39 PM (C//sz)

479

We will double our exports over the next five years.

-Barack Obama

This dweb is delusional.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:39 PM (M5t+h)

480 I have never seen anyone masturbate a Unicorn before.

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:39 PM (JXhuz)

481 Where's Ted Nugent when you need him?

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:40 PM (HcQQ6)

482 Damn, that Napololezbian is one fugly bitch!

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 27, 2010 05:40 PM (rQTdM)

483
The farmers in California's central valley won't be exporting more...because the government has denied them water!

Posted by: Flying Monkey at January 27, 2010 05:40 PM (Oxen1)

484 Education. Where's Ace?!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:40 PM (E7h0w)

485 500

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 27, 2010 05:41 PM (rQTdM)

486
A world class education also produces socialists and Marxist, and Barack Obama epitomizes this result.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:41 PM (M5t+h)

487 He's getting lamer as he goes along.  Winding down from the last hit? Blah blah blah.. all such bogus shit.  He should be wiping his mouth with toilet paper.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 05:41 PM (7ull1)

488 right on Flying Monkey

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:41 PM (C//sz)

489 Im in college -- I want 10 grand, and want my debt to be forgiven.

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:42 PM (E7h0w)

490

watching catos live blog  there postingparts of boshs sotu speach and its allmost the same as berrys

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 05:42 PM (UWBSE)

491 This guy is sealing his fate when all these pipe-dreams fail.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:43 PM (0Xpf6)

492

Education.....blah, blah, blah, Yeah more jounalism students, yeah more phony global warming scientists, thats the ticket, O and more parasitic lawyers, yep

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:43 PM (JXhuz)

493 I just don't get where all of this money for all of these "tax cuts" to come from.

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:43 PM (E7h0w)

494 Where's the results?Talk is cheap.

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:43 PM (HcQQ6)

495 All government, all the time...spend, spend, spend...drip, drip, drip.

Posted by: pink slip Ted Kennedy's staff at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (jSigh)

496 How about cornflakes?....I haven't heard anything about cornflakes yet!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (0Xpf6)

497

There it is!  We still need health care reform. 

Game on asshole!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (M5t+h)

498 Time to trot out the special cases.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (0Xpf6)

499

506

Nah, he'll just blame it on Bush.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (DuhZ/)

500 A turd with a tie.

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:44 PM (HcQQ6)

501 Is that Cato Calin seated up there on the balcony with MichellE?

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 05:45 PM (ITzbJ)

502 Health Care....here come the sob stories and EVIL Insurance Companies

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:45 PM (JXhuz)

503
Was the Wookie elected to any office?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 05:46 PM (M5t+h)

504 Does MO look a little pissed???

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:46 PM (p302b)

505 someone explain what he just said about college...Bill & Ted go for free?

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 05:46 PM (C//sz)

506 Is "complexed" a new word he just made up cause he can, he's number one?

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:47 PM (p302b)

507 Christ almighty he thinks he's a fuckin comedienne!  (Mispelling intended)  Wookie embarrassed .. ha fuckin ha.  Thanks for explaining this SOME MORE asshole

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 05:47 PM (7ull1)

508 Seriously, is Pelosi the designated head cheerleader?

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (DuhZ/)

509

CBO said it will work, CBO said it will work, nanny nanny boo, boo.  

 

Did he just say the more he talked about health care the more people did not understand it?  Can I get a witness?

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (JXhuz)

510 What a snobby ass.

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (HcQQ6)

511 Is nan wearing the same suit she wore to see the Pope?

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (p302b)

512 More wookie cam!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (0Xpf6)

513 lets get the mop out

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 05:48 PM (UWBSE)

514 Zero should know about the Pell Grants scams in Illinois - whole cell blocks of pedophiles got undergraduate and graduate degrees with Pell Grants. Idiot.

Posted by: TonyRezko at January 27, 2010 05:49 PM (ktYKi)

515 I swear, Joe and Nancy are going to start giggling any minute now.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:49 PM (DuhZ/)

516 Blame Bush time....O boy!

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:50 PM (JXhuz)

517 any one drunk yet

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 05:50 PM (UWBSE)

518 Ohh kayyy here we go.  It's BOOSHE'S fault.  We're just going to do it in years.  God I can't stand this moron.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 05:50 PM (7ull1)

519 Why do Joe and Nancy have those smug faces on?  They look like the 7th graders in the popular group who won't let the nerds in and think they are better than everyone.

Oh, I see, it's time for "blame it on Bush"

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:50 PM (p302b)

520 definitely drunk and blaming bush right now. busch light and popov ill do that.

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 05:51 PM (E7h0w)

521 "The Last Decade" must be his new campaign slogan.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 05:51 PM (DuhZ/)

522

He thinks because he says it,it will come true.

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:51 PM (HcQQ6)

523 Cannot bring down the deficit because Bush did not?

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:51 PM (JXhuz)

524 Since this isn't the real live blog, why do all the photos of young Barry show a thick kneed kid, who should have grown up to be a decent sized communist, but he grew up to be the purple lipped, jug eared, skinny little simple simon that is reading words from the glass boards like a colorful Forest Gump?  Just askin'.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 27, 2010 05:53 PM (5nfn1)

525 Going to save us thousands of dollars now, yep maybe ten thousand or so, BOLD, this guy is!

Posted by: jehu at January 27, 2010 05:53 PM (JXhuz)

526 It's crap he's spewing

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:54 PM (HcQQ6)

527 Great - a "bipartisan" financial commitee created by Obama, but not another "Washington gimmick."

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (ZvV/I)

528 "That's how budgeting works" said in such a snide way is not presidential.  OMG, doesn't he realize the world is watching this?

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (p302b)

529 Is Nancy eating chicken wings back there?

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (HcQQ6)

530 Am I the only one to notice that both Barry and the Wookie both seem to have especially developed and muscular lower lips?

Does this come from petulance? Lack of a stiff upper lip to control the lower?

I just need to know.  It's killin' me.

Posted by: ray at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (2DZGL)

531

Best line of the event...

"That's how budgetting works"!!!!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (0Xpf6)

532

Strippers dancing on NCIS right now.

Thanks for watching the POS SOTU, guys, ... so I don't have to!

Posted by: Optimizer at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (Sn+qO)

533

Starting in 2011, I will be faithful to my wife, except with blond cocktail waitresses, brunette hostesses, actresses under 6'1", outcall services in the continental United States, and starstruck Eurotrash. I promise!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at January 27, 2010 05:55 PM (Oxen1)

534 Anybody keeping count of the "Blame BOOOSH" references so far? I count three...

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 05:56 PM (ZvV/I)

535 This clown has never had a budget in his life!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:57 PM (0Xpf6)

536 Pathetic bogus bullshit..

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 05:57 PM (7ull1)

537 What..."that's why we've excluded lobbyists from policy making jobs.."  what? did I hear that correctly??? what???

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:57 PM (p302b)

538 Meet the second year of the term, same as the first, it appears.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 05:58 PM (ZvV/I)

539 WOW! He just dissed the supreme court.  What a jerk

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 05:58 PM (7ull1)

540 My God, the Supreme Court is sitting right there and he just attacked them for their decision.  He doesn't think foreign interests or corporations should have a say in our elections?  Well then maybe you can make available to the people of the US the name of every contributor to your presidential campaign, Mr. President.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 05:59 PM (p302b)

541 More calls for transparency???  This guy is shamless

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 05:59 PM (0Xpf6)

542 Gosh,
What a pack of rubes he's talking to. I'll spend trillions of your kids' cash, but I'll save you thousands!!!!!!orsoishly!!!!!!
Snake oil is flowing free, but still costs quite dear.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 27, 2010 06:00 PM (5nfn1)

543 About 60 minutes so far

Posted by: the struggler at January 27, 2010 06:00 PM (HcQQ6)

544 It almost feels as though this entire speech is mocking republican/conservative blogs and posters, like it is one giant private joke and they are out of the loop.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:00 PM (p302b)

545 This is no State of the Union Address.  It's another freaking campaign speech.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 06:01 PM (DuhZ/)

546 freedom of speach is out the door

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 06:01 PM (UWBSE)

547 online on CSPAN..... 5 days....none of it is true

Posted by: Opie at January 27, 2010 06:01 PM (C//sz)

548 The silicone is oozing out of Pelosi's cheeks.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:01 PM (0Xpf6)

549 Fuck him and everyone who looks like him

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 06:01 PM (E7h0w)

550 He needs to hauled out of there on the back of an mule.  He's a disgrace to this nation.  Awwww now he's gunna cry..

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:02 PM (7ull1)

551 LOL, people have stopped standing during the applause.

Posted by: katya at January 27, 2010 06:02 PM (DuhZ/)

552 "Trying to change the tone of politics..."

How noble.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:02 PM (ZvV/I)

553 Does Congress realize that, with this speech, he is disavowing the entire year and sort of throwing them under the bus.  And the Supremes too.

So, he is still the great and wonderful Oz and they are the bad guys.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:02 PM (p302b)

554 Is he auditioning for late night comedy shows?

Posted by: skyqueen at January 27, 2010 06:03 PM (MK07m)

555 Well, looks like we all know now which way Barry has decided to pivot -- that's to the extreme Left.  Welcome to a new entitlement culture -- or "What can the Govt Give Me Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow! And I want it NOW!" (He should be a ruler of Haiti...he'd fit right in.)

Posted by: berksi at January 27, 2010 06:04 PM (xVVen)

556 They are feeling unacceptable gas?  Me too, Mr. President, me too.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:05 PM (p302b)

557 This guy's makin it up as he goes along. 

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:06 PM (7ull1)

558 No mention of Fort Hood?

Posted by: Codec717 at January 27, 2010 06:06 PM (DyuqI)

559 Is this speech supposed to be inspiring?

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:06 PM (ZvV/I)

560 nothing new hear move along

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 06:06 PM (UWBSE)

561 Those military guys did not look too happy.  They looked a little shocked and disgusted.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:07 PM (p302b)

562 Ok, one of my uber liberal friends is starting to see the light.  she just asked "Is this empty promises hour?"

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:07 PM (p302b)

563 HE won the Iraq war?  He's ending it?  Puhleese.  NOW would be a good time to talk about Bush asshole. 

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:07 PM (7ull1)

564 Is he saving "Go Ahead Ask, Please Do Tell" for the grand finale?

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:08 PM (ZvV/I)

565

At what point does the clown car enter the chamber for Obambi's ride home?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:08 PM (M5t+h)

566 Once again, this idiot keeps talking to the rubes." I'll be the most honestess honest guy since that Abe whatever, because I want you all to know what I'm doing just as soon as I'm done and it doesn't make any difference anymore. And that darned old Supreme Court thinks anyone that has the money and the facts should be able to clue in the morons.  What the hell is going on!!!!"

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 27, 2010 06:08 PM (5nfn1)

567 Ahhh wookie cam!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:08 PM (0Xpf6)

568
Obama would make a great three-card-monte pitchman, or with a little practice he could replace Billy Mays. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:09 PM (M5t+h)

569 See Polosi's adoring face. See looks like a high school girl going out on her first prom. She hasn't stopped smiling and nodding for an hour now. Does that mean anything when a 70 year old gal does this who does botox all the time?

Posted by: mystry at January 27, 2010 06:10 PM (kmgIE)

570 oh, oh....he said the word "terra ist"....I thought you weren't allowed to say that word in his administration and he broke his own rule.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:10 PM (p302b)

571 I've been too shocked, to down the applicable number of drinks

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:10 PM (ucq49)

572 Ahhh.. disarm us. THAT will save us from the bad guys.  North Korea just shot at South Korea!  There are no consequences and your promises are silly.  You have no credibility !  You're working with Muslim communities alright. And we know how.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:11 PM (7ull1)

573
nodding for an hour now.

Posted by: mystry at January 27, 2010 10:10 PM (kmgIE)

The nodding  is for the after speech lesson in oral skills.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:11 PM (M5t+h)

574 Pelosi can't stop smiling....it's the botox.

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:12 PM (0Xpf6)

575 haft a bottle vodka wasted

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 06:13 PM (UWBSE)

576 Don't you just looooove when he gets that little impassioned inflection in his voice?

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:13 PM (ZvV/I)

577

Why is Biden sitting in Dick Cheney's seat?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:13 PM (M5t+h)

578 gays in the military!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 06:13 PM (E7h0w)

579 Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Bernie at January 27, 2010 06:14 PM (uuLdN)

580

The conservatives continue to pull-up their hip waders!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:15 PM (M5t+h)

581 History lesson time.  Why do I always get queezy when he says "our country". 

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:15 PM (7ull1)

582

Is it me or does Pelosi hold her head forward like a vulture?

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:16 PM (0Xpf6)

583 You know, until tonight, I never noticed that there is something, well, maternalistic about Nancy Pelousy. Nancy, will you be my mommy?

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 06:16 PM (ITzbJ)

584 change I can believe in. not easy, can't do it alone!

Posted by: I LOVE BARRY at January 27, 2010 06:17 PM (E7h0w)

585 not many happy faces

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:17 PM (0Xpf6)

586 I just love being here on the non-live blog blog, because this is where all the real comments come.


Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 27, 2010 06:17 PM (5nfn1)

587 This is the deep, introspective part. Listen hard, everyone. There's a message to be learned.

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:18 PM (ZvV/I)

588 BTW, as a foreigner I have only one comment to make intruding in your form of government... that fucker's displaced Ugly Betty tonight!!! What? He couldn't have finished by 10!!! Asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 27, 2010 06:18 PM (2qU2d)

589

Chris Matthews leg must be electrified, and he will be forced to blow Keith Olberdork to relieve the tension. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:18 PM (M5t+h)

590 We think he is using "touch of gray".

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:18 PM (p302b)

591 Ohh now he 'has a dream'.  Setbacks? Patrick Kennedy has some of those.  He is on leave from rehab again?

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:19 PM (7ull1)

592 Somebody just fucking shoot me.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:19 PM (ucq49)

593 It's hilarious. Now he's discussing "American values", followed by beating up on bankers. Next he'll be dissing "da capitalists" and expressing his deep admiraton fo Chairman Mao. Has this person as POTUS even the foggiest notion of "American values?"

Posted by: Berlinski at January 27, 2010 06:20 PM (xVVen)

594 The live blog was boring.  The usual suspects felt stilted cause they are on the live blog and they weren't being their usual intelligent bitingly funny selves.  I came back here.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:20 PM (p302b)

595 The Beatles didn't get the fan mail this jackhole gets.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Epstein at January 27, 2010 06:20 PM (eDvXz)

596 To sum up Obama's speech. "I know that you mean and sickie Republicans don't like me, I know that. Screw you. I am going down the same course I did the first year!" "I am way left of you, and I will not tolerate any more anchor dragging. I demand your bipartisanship for all my programs, Or you will not get any part of my graft and corruption that is a big part of my style of ruling the poor downtrodden people."

Posted by: mystry at January 27, 2010 06:20 PM (kmgIE)

597 i have a dream

Posted by: MOE GRUNT at January 27, 2010 06:20 PM (UWBSE)

598
The United States Military will now permit reach-arounds as Standing Operating Procedure.  That's SOP for non-military types.  It's also disgusting.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:21 PM (M5t+h)

599 I..I..I..I ..me..me..me..me  Oh wait [camera pans to Teddy Jr. getting weepy]

Posted by: pink slip Ted Kennedy's staff at January 27, 2010 06:22 PM (jSigh)

600
What an absolute load of horseshit.  A really awful campaign speech.  Nothing even resembling a state of the union.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:22 PM (74i8f)

601

The TV shows Obama and the Congressional Dems, but all I'm seeing is Ike and Tina...

Posted by: Alex Moon at January 27, 2010 06:22 PM (SCcSv)

602

I inherited this shit and you fucking Republicans aren't helping me.

Bite me

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:22 PM (ucq49)

603
As we continue to discuss this disastrous speech, Obama will be forced to return to the White House, repair to the family quarters and fuck the Wookie.  It's a lot better where I live.

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:23 PM (M5t+h)

604 Krauthammer on Fox is starting to rip this lame speech to shreds - sweet!

Posted by: The Greene Bard at January 27, 2010 06:23 PM (ZvV/I)

605 I think the average American will be insulted by this speech.  He made the same promises he has always campaigned about and whoever said we haven't seen any action is right, all promises and no action.  And, I did not appreciate being screamed at "I do not quit".  Ok, we get it, you don't have to scream.  You are going to do whatever the hell you want to do regardless of what the American people think and you don't care if you are a one term wonder.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:23 PM (p302b)

606
Was Ted Kennedy clapping with vigor and enthusiasm?

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:24 PM (M5t+h)

607 Ted was drinking

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 27, 2010 06:26 PM (0Xpf6)

608 Juan Williams is ripping the speech.  He made Americans feel uncomfortable when he chastised the Supreme Court.  It has made Juan uncomfortable enough for him to basically say the president was out of line for criticizing another branch of government.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:26 PM (p302b)

609
Axelturf looks fucking HAMMERED.  Was he playing the drinking game?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:26 PM (74i8f)

610 Did you think he doubled down on his agenda?  Cause some broad on Fox thinks that and I didn't hear that.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:27 PM (p302b)

611

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 10:27 PM (p302b)

 

Nina Easton  The Hill

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:29 PM (ucq49)

612
Did you think he doubled down on his agenda?

osted by: curious at January 27, 2010 10:27 PM (p302b)

Yes, both cap & trade and health care. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:30 PM (M5t+h)

613 I wonder if the materials the press got have nothing to do with the actual speech he gave?   Cause their comments are a little disjointed.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:30 PM (p302b)

614 Posted by: mystry at January 27, 2010 10:20 PM
That's exactly my take!  And he'll still be surprised and dismayed that so many of the fools don't fall in line with his clearly superior program!  Who won't change their mind if you offer them a little something something?

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at January 27, 2010 06:31 PM (5nfn1)

615
Yo, Bob McDonnell, government doesn't create jobs. 

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:32 PM (M5t+h)

616 Is teh Won done yapping? 

Posted by: NotAMolly at January 27, 2010 06:32 PM (ADJFU)

617 And, I did not appreciate being screamed at "I do not quit".

Translation: He hasn't learned anything from failure.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 27, 2010 06:33 PM (8PFPH)

618 Nice touch with the podium and live crowd for the repub response.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 27, 2010 06:34 PM (DIYmd)

619 Just Words...

His BEST speech evah!

Posted by: Druid at January 27, 2010 06:34 PM (Gct7d)

620 Smart of McDonnell to do this in the State House.  Gives it more punch than just sitting in front of a camera.  Hope it gets better though.  He's putting me to sleep.

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:34 PM (7ull1)

621 solutions.gop.gov and we welcome your solutions on twitter...

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:35 PM (p302b)

622 Who's that blonde fox behind the governor? MEOW!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2010 06:35 PM (QECjC)

623
She's got big knockers, too. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:37 PM (74i8f)

624 McDonnell could use a little oratory coaching

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:37 PM (ucq49)

625 Barry used our State of the Union speech as DNC campaign tool. The Union is not the DNC. His inability to understand the difference proves he is not qaulified to be POTUS. Proving he is an adept Chicago style, pay to play, politician not the leader of the free world. He has set back African American political aspirations for generations.

Posted by: highpockets at January 27, 2010 06:39 PM (k3Czn)

626

He has set back African American political aspirations for generations.

Posted by: highpockets at January 27, 2010 10:39 PM (k3Czn)

This is an absolute truth!

Posted by: Fish at January 27, 2010 06:40 PM (M5t+h)

627 Obama is to stupid to throw in the towel. Just like in a 15 round fight, He hasn't been knocked down enough, or got a bloody nose yet. He believes that he is winning on points. His speech skills, he believes, are superior than anyone else. All he needs is to get in one sucker punch and he will win the round and match.Wait till his handlers start clutching their towels ready to drag him out of the ring after THIS round.

Posted by: mystry at January 27, 2010 06:42 PM (kmgIE)

628 These two are certainly different in delivery.  Talk about night and day..

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at January 27, 2010 06:42 PM (7ull1)

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:42 PM (p302b)

630 90% of the live-blog is co-bloggers. It's like congress. I feel so heard....

Posted by: Miss Manners at January 27, 2010 06:43 PM (gbCNS)

631 Why not rip into the lies Obama spewed during his speech. What a lameass response. BORING!!!

Posted by: girl at January 27, 2010 06:43 PM (frIH8)

632 I think we watched a different speech.  I don't see him throwing in any towel.  I think he is going to come back at that more determined and more impossible to deal with than ever before cause he feels he has nothing to lose.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:44 PM (p302b)

633 Who is "rosetta"? 

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:45 PM (p302b)

634 Oblunder will get at least a 4 pt (temporary) boost.  The average American voter isn't bright enough to keep their privates secured when operating a meat slicer.  The MSM will help the "lies" along as well.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:50 PM (ucq49)

635 Obama doubled down on HC, (Energy) Crap & Tax, Education, and (spending) stimulus.  It was ll there.  Oh, and blaming others.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 06:52 PM (ucq49)

636 Do you get a boner when you watch Nancy Pelousy? I do.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 06:56 PM (ITzbJ)

637 The State of the Unicorn is... sad, lonely and willing to fight.

Posted by: S. Kittles at January 27, 2010 06:59 PM (eDvXz)

638 651 Do you get a boner when you watch Nancy Pelousy? I do.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 10:56 PM (ITzbJ)


Ha! Mine crawled up to my navel.

Posted by: Josef K. at January 27, 2010 06:59 PM (7+pP9)

639 I especially liked his comment about not litigating the past. Oh hoot. Hoot hoot hoot.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 27, 2010 07:02 PM (gbCNS)

640 I didn't hear him doubling down on anything.  I heard him screaming at me that he doesn't quit and his agenda is going forward and he is probably more determined than ever since he feels he has nothing to lose. 

And, in listening to Batchelor, he and his guests heard the speech I heard.

Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 07:04 PM (p302b)

641 Actually, I get a blue-veiner when I watch Nancy. I get a diamond-cutter when I watch Hillary.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 07:04 PM (ITzbJ)

642 I'm covering my ears. I can't HEAR you. La la la la la. I can't HEAR you! La la la la la...

Posted by: The God That Failed at January 27, 2010 07:16 PM (gbCNS)

643 Hannity zoomed in on Alito during Barry's insult to the Supreme Court.  Alito mouthed "Not True".

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 07:21 PM (ucq49)

644 With a little work on his delivery, our president could be the new Chuck Barris.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 07:23 PM (ITzbJ)

645 President I Won's campaign speech, given under cover of SOTU, really sucked. Words, just words and not one - not one - memorable or "quotable" moment. If Zero wants to be included in Jeopardy's Pivotal Presidential Moments category, this pitiful attempt at oratory won't do the trick. O's greatest jawing, for me, would be "Fired Up? Ready to Go?" and that goofy "... the seas will rise and the earth will heal..." bs (not a direct quote). He'd do better in a tent revival venue. On what planet does this cleanest evah president ever spend most of his time? Seriously.

Posted by: TonyRezko at January 27, 2010 07:25 PM (ktYKi)

646 Oh I loved the part about the "Overwhelming evidence for man made climate change..." You mean Mr. President the evidence which has clearly been based on willfully corrupted data? That's what you want base policy on? I had to keep from falling down laughing!

Posted by: Rodney at January 27, 2010 07:26 PM (c6mrx)

647 Our Congress has become syndicated, re-runs of the The Gong Show.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 07:31 PM (ITzbJ)

648 I, for one, applaud the Most Wonderfully Gifted President Ever for his speech tonight. I would clap if only I had clapper things.

Posted by: Short Bus Amoeba at January 27, 2010 07:49 PM (44v3v)

649

Live Blog Thread - Ace (see disclaimer)*

 

Caveat: Until the old geezerss in their retirement homes take their meds and go to bed.

Posted by: Guest at January 27, 2010 07:50 PM (ITzbJ)

650

Is the coast clear now?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at January 27, 2010 08:18 PM (ucq49)

651

I fell asleep in the first two minutes. But I dreamed

that I finished a gallon of Thunderbird. Does that count?

Posted by: Barry McCockinner at January 27, 2010 08:36 PM (V5kav)

652

666

Posted by: In Exile at January 27, 2010 08:36 PM (Dw6L6)

653 There is not enough liquor on earth to get me to listed to that jackass speak

Posted by: In Exile at January 27, 2010 08:38 PM (Dw6L6)

654 My comment didn't get through. Why? Please clarify.

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at January 27, 2010 09:32 PM (saBHO)

655 With a little work on his delivery, our president could be the new Chuck Barris.

A single hand clap every fifteen seconds?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 27, 2010 11:36 PM (8PFPH)

656 For those of you who are purchasing Crystal,we realize that this is one of the most important purchasing decisions you will make.

Posted by: Crystal at December 11, 2010 10:54 PM (3j/XU)

Posted by: adson at December 27, 2010 04:31 PM (ibe4H)

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