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August 03, 2010

Local Man Celebrates Thwarted Robbery With Friends, Glue Fumes
— Ace

WDEF is located in the tri-state area of Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee.

LiveLeaks describes this as "Two astrophysicists explain the robbery to a reporter."

And also point out the main interviewee's black eye is from an unrelated incident.

I just sort of imagine that there was no robbery, and that they're making up a story to cover a pool-cue fight at their meth-lab, but that's probably just because I watch Justified.

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM | Comments (53)
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1 I could only take about 2 mins. of it.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2010 02:58 PM (VuLos)

the tri-state area of Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee

Also known as "The Redneck Triangle" and "The Singularity of Retard."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 03, 2010 02:59 PM (Zj8fM)

3 Fist!

Posted by: guy with black eye at August 03, 2010 02:59 PM (rfHsm)

4 I suspect alcohol may have been involved.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 03, 2010 02:59 PM (ADeN1)

5 Hey Randy! Hold ma beer!

Posted by: redneck what's not Randy at August 03, 2010 03:01 PM (ADeN1)

6 Looks to me like they celebrated with a few too many bong hits...

Wow.....

Posted by: Pornoy at August 03, 2010 03:01 PM (azgo2)

7 White people are funny ( not inherently dangerous unless repeatedly exposed to alcohol and / or meth.

Didn't these guys watch "Salton Sea"?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 03, 2010 03:02 PM (uP7xk)

8 Breaking Bad is better.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2010 03:03 PM (jbVm4)

9 Hey yew...reporter fella...you sure got a purty mouth...

Posted by: Guy with No Pants at August 03, 2010 03:03 PM (azgo2)

10 " I was in a zone of killin' "

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 03, 2010 03:03 PM (iwyZr)

11 I Like that, "I was in a zone of killin'" Still, I don't believe their story. Something about them seems sketchy. Like, being wasted at 10 am in the morning.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2010 03:04 PM (KUUXH)

12 Tru Blood...
No really...it grows on you.

Posted by: Portnoy at August 03, 2010 03:05 PM (azgo2)

13 They look like they hold advanced degrees in rocket surgery, yes they do.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2010 03:05 PM (YBXMV)

14 Like, being wasted at 10 am in the morning. Uh, Ace, you remember those folks you met in CT?

Posted by: XBradTC at August 03, 2010 03:06 PM (X0Ona)

15 I just sort of imagine that there was no robbery, and that they're making up a story to cover a pool-cue fight at their meth-lab

This explanation has the ring of truth to it.

Posted by: Phinn at August 03, 2010 03:07 PM (GiUTT)

16 Okay, I gotta be honest, I didn't even try to figure out what that box of rocks was saying. But it reminded me, there is this rural area in Michigan where my sister lives. This was what used to be a reasonably wholesome farm area. It just has seemed to me like they have a lot of murders out there. Husbands killing wives, kids killing parents, kids killing grandparents, no kidding, a regular Cabot Cove. So I asked my sister what the hell was going on in Allegan, and she said, hey, meth and meth labs. Anyway, sometimes I lean toward libertarianism. You know, let the drug addicts live with their own self destruction. Problem is, the weak bastards take others with them. Seriously, there are cow dying out there, and the farmers aint happy about it. No, really, there is something they do that ends up with farmers' cows getting killed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2010 03:07 PM (1y717)

17 1 I could only take about 2 mins. of it.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2010 06:58 PM (VuLos)

Did better than me. 1:11 for me. As for the drunk at 10 am, I see that. A lot. Usually people finding me, looking for their welfare/unemployment/worker's comp checks. Or a combination of the above.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 03, 2010 03:11 PM (LGfVt)

18 The clip does kinda remind me of my last family reunion. If one of 'em would grope either his 12 year old cousin or his grandma and then puke on the dog it'd be perfect.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 03, 2010 03:12 PM (ADeN1)

19 I don't think they were drunk. Wasted? Yes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2010 03:13 PM (jbVm4)

20 Speaking of teh stoopid, Barry's dad served in WWII! Between the ages of 5 and 9!

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 03, 2010 03:14 PM (LGfVt)

This is why the liberals have the sterotype of all rural people being inbred redneck hillbillies.

Have to agree with the whole meth thing that others have mentioned. It is a growing problem here in South Dakota to.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at August 03, 2010 03:14 PM (Hg165)

22 Hey, I know those dudes.

Posted by: Alvin Greene (D) Saturn at August 03, 2010 03:15 PM (QKKT0)

23 Nice knuckle-ball after a bunch of change-ups.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 03, 2010 03:15 PM (NuAIL)

24 18 The clip does kinda remind me of my last family reunion. If one of 'em would grope either his 12 year old cousin or his grandma and then puke on the dog it'd be perfect.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 03, 2010 07:12 PM (ADeN1)

Thankfully, I don't have any of this crap at my family reunions. A small handful of lefties, two of which are aging hippies, and one is the progeny thereof. An AP reporter no less! Okay, I hang my head in shame.

Posted by: Bikermailman at August 03, 2010 03:16 PM (LGfVt)

25 The drummer in one of my old bands was a meth guy. Black, sunken eyes were a dead giveaway of being up for days. Great drummer. Moved back to Indiana and died.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at August 03, 2010 03:16 PM (uKraB)

26 Hide your kids, hide your wife..

they rapin' everyone here.

Posted by: Antoine at August 03, 2010 03:22 PM (ph9vn)

27
We like glue fumes.

Posted by: Levi Johnston & Kenneth Burke at August 03, 2010 03:25 PM (0fzsA)

28 So at what point during the filming did their heads burst from trying to hold that amount of stupid in?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at August 03, 2010 03:25 PM (eCAn3)

29 WDEF is Chattanooga, TN. I drove through there once. It was the filthiest city I have ever been to. Hell, Wahbash Street in Chitown was cleaner.

As to these knuckleheads, the one doing the talking looked to me to be strung out on some kind of downer/narcotic. Would have been easier to tell in person except I don't think I would want to get that close.

What gets me is they actually put that on TV. Stations used to have standards a few years ago.

Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2010 03:25 PM (/jbAw)

30 Ivy League?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 03, 2010 03:26 PM (0GFWk)

I guarantee you every interview will start with, "I'll tell you what . . . "

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2010 03:27 PM (zgZzy)

Teh stupid; it burns!

Multiple sources of intoxication I'd say. Well, that, combined with some prior brain damage.

The awesome thing is that they both have GFs and will likely procreate, if they have not done so already.

Posted by: Jim in San Diegp at August 03, 2010 03:27 PM (oIp16)

33 /

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at August 03, 2010 03:28 PM (oIp16)

34 Gee their moms must be so proud

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 03, 2010 03:28 PM (0GFWk)

Sounded like a logical summary of the day's events to me. They were nothing if not thorough.

Posted by: gator at August 03, 2010 03:29 PM (aOKEC)

36 When did my neighbors move to TN??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 03, 2010 03:30 PM (Hl08B)

37 Idiocracy comes to mind.

This is truly the future people!

I couldn't stand more than 1:30 of it. They seemed high on something, some narcotic that slurs speech and slows reflexes down.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 03:32 PM (c0A3e)

I almost spilled my Tuna HelperÂ™ and Mountain DewÂ™ all over my jeans shorts and bare chest when I saw that video.

Too funny.

Posted by: gator at August 03, 2010 03:32 PM (aOKEC)

39 Alvin Green should take some notes on how to give an interview from these young men.

Posted by: Timbo at August 03, 2010 03:33 PM (ph9vn)

40 Idiocracy comes to mind. This is truly the future people! I couldn't stand more than 1:30 of it. They seemed high on something, some narcotic that slurs speech and slows reflexes down. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 07:32 PM (c0A3e) Idiocracy? I think I saw that movie

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 03, 2010 03:35 PM (0GFWk)

41 The biggest bit of stupid imparted by these people of stupid was one of them giving everyone watching their address.

Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2010 03:37 PM (HtIec)

42 umhm this all makes sense now! http://tinyurl.com/25ytvt9

Posted by: Confused bystander at August 03, 2010 03:37 PM (2DxKT)

43 Basil has a rival! http://tinyurl.com/2f2fvho

Posted by: Confused bystander at August 03, 2010 03:39 PM (2DxKT)

44 I just sort of imagine that there was no robbery, and that they're making up a story to cover a pool-cue fight at their meth-lab, but that's probably just because I watch Justified. I now realize that Justified is a reality show.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 03, 2010 03:46 PM (iwyZr)

45 #40
Idiocracy? I think I saw that movie

Brawndo...it's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 03, 2010 03:47 PM (c0A3e)

46 15 I just sort of imagine that there was no robbery, and that they're making up a story to cover a pool-cue fight at their meth-lab

This explanation has the ring of truth to it.

Posted by: Phinn at August 03, 2010 07:07 PM (GiUTT)

Sure, but are they raping up the husbands, too?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 03, 2010 03:49 PM (XIXhw)

47 Go away! Batin'!

Posted by: Frito at August 03, 2010 03:57 PM (4nxhP)

48 I think the producers of Justified must be sniffing glue to wait so long before they air Season 2.

Posted by: Moi at August 03, 2010 04:28 PM (bjYAr)

49

Hey, Ace! Here's an even better clip and song from Justified.

Posted by: moi at August 03, 2010 04:33 PM (bjYAr)

50 I think Randy can bend steel with his mind. Pretty certain.

Posted by: Marie at August 03, 2010 04:52 PM (GuTKr)

51 Them boys is fucked up.

Posted by: huerfano at August 03, 2010 05:22 PM (NmcJ6)

52 Never thought I'd hear a real life Boomhauer ...

Posted by: theBman at August 03, 2010 05:54 PM (Ub8OU)

53 Why do you interview fucked up pirates.

Ear ring, bing, white trash, drunk, BS Story, why is this on TV?

Or on AoSHQ? Did HA have this and it's a double post?

Posted by: Kemp at August 03, 2010 11:03 PM (2+9Yx)

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