May 05, 2010
— Maetenloch ¡Feliz DÃa del Hump!
The Chinese Military Shovel That Does Everything
It slices, it dices, it digs holes, it digs you out of holes, it cuts wire, it opens bottles, it's a grappling hook, and it also beats running dog white devils! And yes the US has a similar one except that ours folds in three and has an attractive camo carrying case.
I remember as a kid getting a hold of an old army surplus shovel and in the few weeks before it was taken away, my friends and I managed to do some serious damage to the backyard digging foxholes.
Greg Gutfeld: America, Mayor Bloomberg Hates You
In his view Americans are either trying to blow up Times Square or they're just looking for an excuse to lynch innocent muslims. Which makes you wonder what he really thinks of the average American. On the left it's a common conceit that most Americans are really just Neanderthal brutes who are but a wink and a codeword away from lynchin' and a raping. Except of course for progressives who have transcended the blinkered thinking of their fellow American dimwits. And like a lot of leftist beliefs it's really about feeling superior on the cheap.
Milestone: Levi Johnston Manages To Pay Alimony For TWO consecutive Months
And Bristol is letting him see Tripp. So I guess this gives hope to douchebags everywhere.
World's Longest Sniper Kill - 2.47 km Twice!
British Corporal Craig Harrison killed two Taliban with consecutive shots at a distance of 1.53 miles (2.47 km) (8120 ft) in Helmand Province, Afghanistan last November (2009). He then fired a third shot and hit the Taliban's PKM machine gun. He was shooting a .338 L115A3. .338 Lapua has become the caliber of choice for many snipers due to its ballistic profile and its ability to penetrate body armor at 1 km.
May 5, 1945: Japanese Balloon Bomb Kills 6 in Oregon
These were the only Japanese-inflicted casualties on the US mainland during WWII.
The Monthly Wikio Blog Rankings Are Out!
Here are the top 10 political blogs:
1. The Huffington Post
2. The Corner
3. Hot Air
4. Think Progress
5. Horserace
6. Political Punch
7. Michelle Malkin
8. Gateway Pundit
9. NewsBusters
10 Instapundit.com
Sadly AoSHQ comes in at #34 behind Balloon Juice and Talking Points Memo. The shame, the shame. But hey at least we're not LGF which came in #119.
The Average Woman Dates 24 Men Before Settling Down
And spends over $3000 on dating preparations. And according to the survey most women will only go on a date with a guy twice before deciding he's unworthy.
[warning - here be math]
This reminds me of marriage analysis that John Paulos did in Innumeracy where he noted that because we mostly date serially, it's not possible to know exactly when you've met the best possible spouse. In his analysis he defines a dating 'heartthrob' as a date that's better than any previous dates. So the fundamental dilemma of dating is that if you take one of the first couple of heartthrobs, you're likely missing out on other better possibilities - but pass by too many and you may never get another.
Using conditional probability and a little calculus he calculated that if you expect to meet N possible mates over your dating lifetime, the optimal strategy was to reject the first 37% of them and then accept the next heartthrob to come by. So assuming a women could expect meet an average of 3 potential mates each year from 18 to to 38, going through 24 men first before settling down doesn't seem too far off the optimal strategy.
The Stylish Anti-Zombie Night Stand
Decorative AND functional.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.
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Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 05:52 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 05, 2010 05:53 PM (aupsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 05:54 PM (SpI2E)
Btw, why are the the Suns "los Suns"? If they're supposed to sound all Mexican and stuff shouldn't they be "los sols"?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 05:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 05:56 PM (SpI2E)
Posted by: 48%er at May 05, 2010 05:56 PM (gxpfq)
...what?
I just had to figure wtf a pension plan said today and it made more sense than that. Math iz hard.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (QjuDE)
I keep one of those Russian-style shovels in my trunk. Never can tell when you have to do a little hobo-disposal duty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (ZSVyF)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 05:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:57 PM (gofDd)
*shakes head*
Posted by: Asians everywhere at May 05, 2010 05:58 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 05:59 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 05:59 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 05:59 PM (0T2Zc)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:00 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Otter at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (sI8m4)
Enough alphabets for you?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (gofDd)
Good grief, it's contagious.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (OkT2m)
Hey Kratos, why did your name change back to missing? Or am I imagining a different name?
I am about to start drinking. Heavily. Fair warning.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Btw, why are the the Suns "los Suns"? If they're supposed to sound all Mexican and stuff shouldn't they be "los sols"?
Rum, are you like that Asian Spanish teacher on Community? Have to say that I like the way they jack with stereotypes there!
Posted by: Mayday at May 05, 2010 06:01 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: 1redthread at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (99gNK)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (QjuDE)
Using conditional probability and a little calculus he calculated that if you expect to meet N possible mates over your dating lifetime, the optimal strategy was to reject the first 37% of them and then accept the next heartthrob to come by. So assuming a women could expect meet an average of 3 potential mates each year from 18 to to 38, going through 24 men first before settling down doesn't seem too far off the optimal strategy.
Translation: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince.
Posted by: Mayday at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:03 PM (t46CX)
Because the fact that I'm reunited with the Blade of Olympus is redundant.
/And I'm too lazy to change it back.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:04 PM (QjuDE)
are you like that Asian Spanish teacher on Community? Have to say that I like the way they jack with stereotypes there!
I don't watch the show, but that sounds awesome. I took 3 years of HS Spanish and live in Mexico Los Angeles, so I guess, yes I am.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:05 PM (gofDd)
What creationist, comic book hating extremist is in charge of that list?
Texas school board? James Dobson? Glenn Beck?
(Hit the tip jar.)
Posted by: Charles Jonhanson at May 05, 2010 06:05 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:05 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (QjuDE)
mexican La Raza holiday.
Nobody in Mexico gives a fuck, this is a 'holiday' created by Anheuser-Busch to sell shitty corona beer.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (dGNGn)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (gofDd)
Maetenloch,
In an act of solidarity with the Los Phoenix Suns can you label this the "Los Overnight Open Thread"?
Thanks
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: VKI at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (LZK9H)
Carry a claymore while landing at Salerno and and then we'll talk.
Posted by: Jack Churchill at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (0T2Zc)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:06 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: beerologist at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (tgXx6)
Bruins take a commanding 3-0 lead versus the Flyers!
doesn't matter, its a contest to see who gets to lose the Penguins in the next round.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (DKV43)
Heya Mortis, Elizabeth. Everything going alright?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (c0A3e)
Hi all. Catchup time.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (RQihU)
The answer is yes.
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (t46CX)
It'll be the Bruins with home ice versus Montreal in the next round.
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (QjuDE)
Should I start with a shot of blue tequila or just dive right into the margaritas?
Margitas = Happy Happy, Joy Joy
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (RQihU)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:06 PM (RZ8pf)
I just had a grande mararita followed by a regular margarita followed by a shot of tequila at my local mexican place.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:08 PM (fwSHf)
In an act of solidarity with the Los Phoenix Suns can you label this the "Los Overnight Open Thread"?
Thanks
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 10:06 PM (DKV43)
Done and hecho.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (f5vi+)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (bVj4V)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (QjuDE)
Absolutely wonderful! Baby Bean is growing, Mortis took me out for cheese fries tonight and called me Hoover, and my laptop still fits on my lap
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (QjuDE)
Weelllll technically the holiday celebrates, not Mexico's Indepedence, but the Battle of Puebla where in the Mexicans kicked out the French. Why the hell it's celebrated here, I don't know, except that it seems to have been imported with the population.
I don't see anyone celebrating Double 10 Day.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 10:06 PM (dGNGn)
I must have missed the memo about this being started by some dirty scandis then
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 05, 2010 06:10 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2010 06:10 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 06:10 PM (8OTio)
robtr if you tell me you had that at Cactus IÂ’m going to come over to your house and kick your ass.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:11 PM (RZ8pf)
I don't see anyone celebrating Double 10 Day.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:09 PM (gofDd)
The French surrendered to the Mexican too? Jeebus.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:11 PM (fwSHf)
The French surrendered to the Mexican too? Jeebus.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 10:11 PM (fwSHf)
Preemptively.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 05, 2010 06:12 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: moi at May 05, 2010 06:12 PM (Ez4Ql)
2 tequila shots
2 Corronas
more to come
Tomorrow is my new girl's birthday and I don't even get to see her.
She's leaving in the morning to go to DisneyWORLD. Rum...
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:12 PM (cMo6P)
robtr if you tell me you had that at Cactus IÂ’m going to come over to your house and kick your ass.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)
Come on over.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Dan Collins at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (dlxvS)
The miracle of life is always something to behold in wonder.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: moi at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (Ez4Ql)
Uhhhmm. Glitter? Vajazzling? What?
A new outfit.
See, there's a science to this.
If I have a good feeling about the guy, I'll buy a new outfit for the first date. (And sometimes even going as far as getting the hair did!)
Other times, it's just some accessories or make-up.
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (RQihU)
Nobody in Mexico gives a fuck, this is a 'holiday' created by Anheuser-Busch to sell shitty corona beer.
Weelllll technically the holiday celebrates, not Mexico's Indepedence, but the Battle of Puebla where in the Mexicans kicked out the French. Why the hell it's celebrated here, I don't know, except that it seems to have been imported with the population.
It is like the 4th of July to them . They see their defeat of the Napoleon III's French Foreign Legion and the execution of Maximillian as throwing off the shackles of Europe. Unfortunatle the last 150 some years since then have been pretty much down hill.
Let's just say that they are extremely lucky to be south of america, in the same way canada is lucky to be north of america.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:13 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:14 PM (suhWw)
In case anyone's interested, the 3rd SEAL's courtmartial began Monday. The prosecution rested today, and their chief witness is actually another US sailor.
Posted by: 48%er at May 05, 2010 06:14 PM (gxpfq)
Clearly, this proves that Levi is on the money---literally. He's the only sane one in the obviously stupid and dumb Palin circus, and is bravely resisting the dangers of Palin's retribution. Clearly, he has something on the Palins, its just a matter of when he tells all. What a principled young man.
C'mon Levi, spill the beans, you know you want to...
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan (TM) at May 05, 2010 06:15 PM (j4xgZ)
Posted by: eman at May 05, 2010 06:15 PM (ONBbr)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:15 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: America at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (PPhDM)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)
What a bunch of drunks...
Posted by: John Daly sitting in a bar with P-Kenn (protector of camelot) at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:16 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:17 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:17 PM (t46CX)
By my calculations, that's 20 more guys I'm entitled to blow through.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:02 PM
BUNK!
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 06:17 PM (wSNS7)
Yeah, that was when the had the battle of Camerone, which was a quasi-Alamoish battle (emphasis on quasi) in which a French company fought off a regiment or two of Mexicans, eventually losing all but the last two or three guys over the course of about a day, and the survivors were allowed to march out under arms. Well, the French would get credit, except that it was a company of Foreign Legion, not French regulars, so I'm not quite sure if they count as French (and yes, I know about the whole enlistment/French citizenship deal).
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 06:18 PM (0T2Zc)
I showed nothing. (Only that repeated rounds of burpees suck).
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:18 PM (c0A3e)
(we had spaghetti and wine tonight, instead of beans, rice and cheese)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 06:18 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Elizabeth
at May 05, 2010 10:12 PM (QjuDE)
Doing all right. Still trying to figure out what the heck I want to do as a career. Is it a generational thing that I can't imaging doing the same thing for 20-30 years of my life?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:18 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 05, 2010 06:18 PM (GJ5aM)
Well, the French would get credit, except that it was a company of Foreign Legion Germans, not French regulars
ftfy
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 06:19 PM (dGNGn)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Guy Who Remembers at May 05, 2010 06:19 PM (jSYzV)
Posted by: John Daly sitting in a bar with P-Kenn (protector of camelot) at May 05, 2010 10:16 PM (8OTio)
..................................
what did you think of Rorry (Tin Cup) last weekend... this is for Lacey also.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:20 PM (suhWw)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:20 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2010 06:20 PM (/7iXI)
Blue tequila just warmed my belly. Ahhhhhhhhh.
IÂ’m not quite sure how IÂ’ll manage to cook dinner tonight. I had big plans. BIG plans. But now IÂ’m feeling too lazy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Sounds like you need something where every day is different. Don't ask me what could be because I have no clue. I'm sure you will find something you love doing eventually. Until then, there is nothing wrong with working at a job rather than a career.
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:21 PM (QjuDE)
Who's drinking something Mexican?
Not me. Yuengling is from Pottsville, PA.
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 06:21 PM (wSNS7)
Maybe the illegals can go back home and live in a van down by the river!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (SpI2E)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (O3eFQ)
IÂ’m not quite sure how IÂ’ll manage to cook dinner tonight. I had big plans. BIG plans. But now IÂ’m feeling too lazy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleJohn Holmes?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: The Hammer at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (YBTwf)
ftfy
More corrections. The numbers were 65 Foreign Legion officers and enlisted vs. 2,000 Mexicans, the battle lasted about 16 hours, and the Legion finished it with a G-D bayonet charge.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (0T2Zc)
Posted by: Princess at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (swuwV)
Hoss, I'm with you. I'm seeing it. Damn the critics.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:22 PM (SpI2E)
I was making tacos.
laceyunderalls, did you forget the saying “one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor?”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Ooohhhhhh. Have one of those for me please since I can't drink!
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:24 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:24 PM (O3eFQ)
John Nolte over at Big Hollywood and Kyle Smith both liked it, and they tend to be a more accurate barometer for my movie tastes than, say Ebert.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 06:24 PM (0T2Zc)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 10:22 PM (O3eFQ)
Look Monty, Obama is the fuckin President now. We find our reasons to celebrate where we find them.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:25 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 06:25 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:25 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (O3eFQ)
As I was heading out today, I saw some guys working on the streets in my neighborhood (like Caltrans kind of guys, not hookers) and some clearing the brush on the hills near my house and thought, "I wonder if I could do that kind of job." I wish I knew what I wanted, but that disappeared somewhere between HS and college.
I want something where I'd get to go outside from time to time. No idea what, though.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (gofDd)
Ok, this is hilarious:
edsbs No one in Nashville deserved what happened. Okay, one guy did: http://is.gd/bWbzm #gamedaysongkarma
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (dGNGn)
doesn't matter, its a contest to see who gets to lose the Penguins in the next round.
It'll be the Bruins with home ice versus Montreal in the next round.
Are you all hopped up on Chinese Shovel, Mortis?
The Bruins best players are ex penguin rejects who couldn't cut it here in pittsburgh. You are playing a Philly team that is without at least 4 players, 2 of whom are their best.
also Maet, thanks for the name change.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (DKV43)
Ooohhhhhh. Have one of those for me please since I can't drink!
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 10:24 PM
OK, how about three or four?
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (wSNS7)
Miss80sBaby, I hope I didnÂ’t scare you. But, run away, run very far away from the classroom. Really. ItÂ’s for your own good.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 06:27 PM (YX6i/)
Maybe the illegals can go back home and live in a van down by the river!
............
easy now......... i live on a river...... its not like a rape, rape river...... a good river. hasnt flooded my ass yet anyway. then it would be a bad river.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:27 PM (suhWw)
Rum, didja watch Glee today and what did you think if so?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Blech!
I may be mistaken, but I think that is the bikini bottom tie. Look at the other hip.
And I'm with you. Tattoos on women aren't hot - unless they are small and covered. A small tramp stamp isn't bad, or a small one on the ankle. Just my $0.02.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:28 PM (SpI2E)
Who gave the Bruins a chance in hell of beating Buffalo?
Every game since is just icing on the cake.....
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:28 PM (QjuDE)
Not sure about now but at the height of it's fame many Frenchmen joined the Legion.
You sure about that?
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 06:28 PM (pWmts)
I have plenty of big books! ...Or was that a typo?
Posted by: Monty
Typo but hey kinda works. Been at conference this week and dead tired. I've been making big spelling errors this week.
Posted by: mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:28 PM (QuP9W)
These were the only Japanese-inflicted casualties on the US mainland during WWII.
didn't americans die taking back kisku and attu. or does alaska not count as the mainland. is that only the contig. 48?
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:28 PM (DKV43)
Schaefer / is the / one beer to have / when you're having more than one!
C'mon, who else grew up hearing that jingle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 06:29 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 06:29 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:29 PM (d88g9)
If you ever get bored, look up the battle of Bir el Hakim. Free French forces (primarily Legion) held off the Afrika Korps in a delaying action for 16 days (and basically put their dick on an anvil) to give Monty time to establish his lines for 1st Battle of El Alamein.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 06:29 PM (0T2Zc)
You worry too much. Give it some time. You will know the right job when it doesn't seem like work.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:30 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:26 PM (gofDd)
Rum, my oldest daughter is a wildlife biolisgt in Florida. They gave her a big ass Ford 4WD and an airboat. She gets to cruise around the everglades saving things, not sure what. The cool part is that they do controlled burns and she gets to fly around in a helicopter shooting ping pong balls of fire out of a cannon setting the everglades on fire. Heh, she should have joined the Marines.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:31 PM (fwSHf)
If I go through with this, definitely going to teach at a private school with a good reputation.
And the first time a parent doesn't like what you're doing they'll sack you.
Posted by: 48%er at May 05, 2010 06:31 PM (gxpfq)
Yeah, that brings back memories, of blackouts. Still it was better than Hamm's. That shit was so bad you had to strian the hops through your teeth. Still, it was cheaper than anything else and you can drink liquid horror when you're in college.
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 06:32 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 05, 2010 06:32 PM (PPhDM)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 06:32 PM (8OTio)
Excellent, that would give me a nice little buzz (hell at this point one would probably get me buzzed)
Rum,
From the 4th grade until I went to college I was dead set on being a teacher, but once I was in college I didn't want to do that anymore and the only thing I knew I wanted to do with my future life was to be a Mama. Hell, I still haven't figured out what else I would want to do with my life. If I had the money and the space I would probably paint all day, but I have a feeling that would get boring after a while. At least I know my job as a Mama will never be boring
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (QjuDE)
I only know this because I have a fishing vessel out that way about 8-months a year.
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: fluffy is cheap at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Cindy McCain at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (ZSVyF)
The cool part is that they do controlled burns and she gets to fly around in a helicopter shooting ping pong balls of fire out of a cannon setting the everglades hobos on fire.
That would be the coolest job ever.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: eman at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (ONBbr)
Man, I could chug a 12 pack of orange soda
yeah i am so happy orange crush has made a comeback. its great. i like grape crush too.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:33 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:34 PM (O3eFQ)
There's a fitness boot camp in PA? Not possible.
lol, it's through the fitness center on my campus. The personal trainer in charge seems a bit flighty at times, but she's cool.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:34 PM (c0A3e)
I liked it, actually. I really liked the Run Joey Run sequence, although I was puzzled by Puck, Finn & Jesse's reactions. Not sure why they were all so offended. I also really liked Total Eclipse of the Heart. That ballet number was freaking cool. I didn't know Lea Michele (Rachel Berry) was a dancer.
You worry too much. Give it some time. You will know the right job when it doesn't seem like work.
My dad's on me to find a career. Easy for him to say. *sigh*
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:34 PM (gofDd)
More like the As Sols. (That is Spanish for "to the sun", isn't it?)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 06:34 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:34 PM (cMo6P)
205, your daughter go to AU in the late 80's to early 90's?
Evening, all.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 10:33 PM (/1OEX)
Goddamn man I am not that old. No she went to CU graduated in 2001
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (fwSHf)
Well, I've never raped-raped someone.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (bgcml)
Good God, that stuff is awful. Why drink that rancid horse piss just because you live in Pittsburgh when you can have Rolling Rock, which is infinitely better.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (0T2Zc)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 10:31 PM (d88g9)
Rum and iced tea.
Onward!
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (Mmw0q)
C'mon, who else grew up hearing that jingle?
Damn that brings back memories. Anyone else remember beer in pony bottles? I could chug a whole case after school.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 06:35 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 05, 2010 06:36 PM (PPhDM)
Oh, I'm definitely working. I like getting a paycheck too much to not at least have a job, no matter how low paying or "lowly." I don't have that kind of entitlement mentality. I just wish I knew what direction I wanted to go in.
I like not working except for the whole not getting paid part.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:36 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:36 PM (t46CX)
You lack discipline! What are you tipsy on?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
Who did that thing with the Suns anyway?Was it ownership or the NBA?I haven't been following it.
how about this. The owner of the suns took 140 million in TARP. So we are funding his liberalism. YAY!
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (O3eFQ)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (t46CX)
Also, why do Ace and Pixy hate wordpress?
Posted by: XBradTC at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (byIzV)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (8OTio)
Tequila makes my belly feel funny. And IÂ’m beginning to see what whoever it was that said it makes clothes fall off you meant.
Rum, I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up either. I had lunch with a friend today who was questioning me about it and she said I had a curious personality and that’s why I knew so much about a lot of different stuff and I said “yeah but nobody pays you to be curious.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Clearly, the genocidal racists in Oregon deserved it.
Posted by: Tom Hanks at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Mr. Always F'n Right at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (2g2ex)
I have 3. But I got them for me, not to impress anyone else.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (iBTj9)
Am I missing something??
Why is it funny Kenny Chesney's house has flooded?
..................................
its not funny.......... ever heard of a place called sound check??? its a place in nashville where all the country and rock bands store the road stuff.......... it's a huge place....... all flooded
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:38 PM (suhWw)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 10:36 PM (t46CX)
--Supposedly the owners pitched it to the team, who "voted" (no peer pressure, no not at all!) on it. I heard the Spurs also wanted to go along but could not get the Los Spurs unis to the game on time.
Ol' Kornheiser was actually very balanced about it on PTI today.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 06:39 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:39 PM (SpI2E)
Posted by: eman at May 05, 2010 06:39 PM (ONBbr)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 05, 2010 06:39 PM (PPhDM)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (d88g9)
Rum, it's funny how we land in careers. I went off to college wanting to be a vet hoping I could have a life like those dudes I watched on wild kingdom as a kid.
Later decided I didn't want to do that. Switched to International Business since I liked to travel. Then to general liberal arts when I lost interest in that.
Then I dropped out for 4 years and worked as an auto parts counterman and developed an interest in computer systems when I tried to convice the parts store owner we should computerize our inventory system (it was pad and pen at the time).
Went back, got a degree in MIS and now I write code and configure systems for a living. I love it but loathe the administrative overhead (TPS reports are a mild joke compared to what I have to do).
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (/1OEX)
This site came behind something called "Balloon Juice"? What the heck is wrong with people? Tell me another site where you can discuss asparagus-pee, the history of the Middle East before the rise of Islam, and the many uses of Jello?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:40 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (suhWw)
No offense intended, mpur. Just a personal preference for me. Of course, looking as I do, I never got many women, tattooed or not.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (SpI2E)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (cMo6P)
I only drink Pepsi Max these days..along with the blood of the Olympians.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: MADD at May 05, 2010 10:39 PM (8OTio)
What the hell are you bitchin' about? It's not like any of us have anywhere to go.
*belch*
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (YX6i/)
1959, 49th state.
robtr, your daughter's job sounds freakin' awesome!
I'm also drinking soda. Coke. Not the mexican kind, just the HFCS kind.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (gofDd)
Nothing could be as bad as Iron City beer.
Au contraire. Leinenkugel, baby. If you don't want to drink it, you can use it to remove varnish from your furniture.
dear lord, what is this? bash yinzer water day?
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:41 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Mortis
at May 05, 2010 10:40 PM (QjuDE)
That's what she said!
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (cMo6P)
Interesting combo.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 10:38 PM (d88g9)
--Actually pretty good and smooth. I only have so much coke. What I would really like is sotol chased with iced tea.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (d88g9)
I believe the Mothers Against Drinking and Cooking are the ones who should be mad at me right now.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:43 PM (RQihU)
Manas AFB. Army can't drink, Navy and AF get two a day.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:43 PM (d88g9)
Other way around. Attu was the nasty one, proportionally the bloodiest battle in WWII for the US. Kiska was evac'd after Attu was taken.
My old unit (1st Bn 17th Infantry) was at Attu. But there was little talk about the unit's heritage when I served in the 80s, even though 1-17 had been re-formed in Alaska. We actually knew more about Finland and the Winter War, because a lot of the arctic tactics that we learned were based on the Finns.
Posted by: Cindy McCain at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (ZSVyF)
Au contraire. Leinenkugel, baby. If you don't want to drink it, you can use it to remove varnish from your furniture.
Posted by: Monty
Monty,
Did you just call me a leash ball in German?
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (PPhDM)
These were the only Japanese-inflicted casualties on the US mainland during WWII.
Clearly, the genocidal racists in Oregon deserved it.
i stopped watching The Pacific after the third episode. did it get any better?
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (DKV43)
No idea, hon, we were watching the Bruins. I'll have to look at the news sites.
Posted by: Mortis at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (a7Pzf)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:44 PM (O3eFQ)
Dumbasses. I hope a boycott in support of AZ's immigration law changes their minds. These teams will change their tune if their money is at stake.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 10:40 PM (d88g9)
--I'm surprised they don't brew their own in Kyrgyzstan.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: El Profesor de LogÃstica de Negocios at May 05, 2010 10:37 PM
(Mmw0q)
Presuming I am a fading celebrity at some point, I definitely will come out as a lesbian too. Seems to do wonders for the career.
You don't have to be a woman though, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jollyroger channeling Charles Gibson at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (PPhDM)
None taken.
My are understated and easily covered.
Was down at the pool with the boy today and there was a woman, fairly attractive body (considering she had a 2 year old with her), wearing a bikini with a huge tacky looking tattoo on her chest and a couple tribals on her legs. Yeah, it was thoroughly off-putting.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (iBTj9)
Red Robin used to have a section on their alcohol menu with the phrase “because we care, two’s the limit” at the top of it. Well, we very quickly discovered in college that you could drink a bunch of other stuff and then also have two of the high octane drinks. Every once in a while my college friends and I will still say to each other “because we care, two’s the limit.” I remember that the suffering bastard was one of the drinks on that list.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Holy God Nashville is a disaster.
They're saying Grand Ole Opry may not open for another month.
I'm sure Obama will find time in his busy golf schedule to get around to visiting TN though. Maybe? Perhaps?
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:45 PM (RQihU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (2g2ex)
I was wondering the same thing, lacey.
PGiS, I'm the same way! I know lots of weird facts and stuff and don't mind researching things that interest me. But you're right, no one pays you to be curious. Unless you're a private investigator. I envy my friends who are all where they want to be. I feel like I'm the only one drifting. The three girls I grew up with since age 5 are all in the careers they want to be in: lawyer, pharmacy school and grad school.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (gofDd)
Chely Wright was the next big thing in the mid- to late 90s. Been flagging since around '02 or so. And she's releasing her autobiography and a new CD this week. I bet that doesn't have a damn thing to do with her announcement.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (d88g9)
My old unit (1st Bn 17th Infantry) was at Attu. But there was little talk about the unit's heritage when I served in the 80s, even though 1-17 had been re-formed in Alaska. We actually knew more about Finland and the Winter War, because a lot of the arctic tactics that we learned were based on the Finns.
may i suggest the film Talvisota. Great Finnish war film about the winter war.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (DKV43)
i stopped watching The Pacific after the third episode. did it get any better?
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 10:44 PM (DKV43)
No, the Japanese lost.
Oh, I didn't ruin it for any public school grads, did I?
Posted by: Tom Hanks at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 05, 2010 06:46 PM (PPhDM)
HUGE breast and a low cut wedding gown. Not a good look.
I do not understand what you're trying to say!
Posted by: Slick Willie Clinton at May 05, 2010 06:47 PM (n1ZIV)
Ha Monty, if I were standing in front of you nekkid I bet you wouldnÂ’t be asexual for long!
By the way, there is actually a whole movement that embraces asexuality. I read about it in some whiny feminist magazine.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Rolling Rock isn't brewed in Latrobe anymore?
Oh well. My beer of choise right now is Lowenbraü. And not that Miller knock-off shit from the 70's/80's. I'm talking the real stuff from Munich. The Germans may be perverts, but they brew good beer.
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: eman at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (ONBbr)
I'm also drinking soda. Coke. Not the mexican kind, just the HFCS kind.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:41 PM (gofDd)
Yeah, I'm proud of her. I could do without the photos she sends me of her sitting on an 8' alligator they just caught or the videos of her jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. It's all part of being a dad in the digital age I guess.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (w9bVp)
The women with the large obnoxious tattoos never think about what they'll look like when they are grandmothers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (SpI2E)
By the way, there is actually a whole movement that embraces asexuality. I read about it in some whiny feminist magazine.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Is it called marriage?
Posted by: Some Moron at May 05, 2010 06:48 PM (bgcml)
I saw a girl at Disneyland who had diamonds tattooed on her feet. Not like on a playing card diamonds, but like the way real rock diamonds are cut. I think it's the princess cut?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (ZSVyF)
ItÂ’s weird how very little national news the flooding in Tennessee has garnered. I had to tell a friend of mine about it and she has relatives there.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Moronettes, if I may offer an opinion here -- if you're going to get a tattoo, please don't mess with the boobs. They're perfect as they are.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (d88g9)
Oh noes! Monty, do you need the assistance of the Blade of Olympus?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 06:50 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:50 PM (O3eFQ)
Hi. I'm a drunk emotionally damaged young man with a big dick. How's everyone doing?
How you doin? And how big?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)
Was down at the pool with the boy today and there was a woman, fairly attractive body (considering she had a 2 year old with her), wearing a bikini with a huge tacky looking tattoo on her chest and a couple tribals on her legs. Yeah, it was thoroughly off-putting.
The women with the large obnoxious tattoos never think about what they'll look like when they are grandmothers.
i think most of those women end up in dumpsters or the everglades, not at grandmothers.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:51 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:51 PM (t46CX)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 10:49 PM (d88g9)
Now he tells me!
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at May 05, 2010 06:51 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Z Ryan
How young?
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 06:51 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 10:45 PM (c0A3e)
I would think that the NBA teams in solidarity with the illegals would think it's fine if you came in to watch their games without a ticket and gave you a free beer.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (fwSHf)
But ... no one mentions Wright, though Graham goes into some decent details about what's so screwy about islam. He hits on apostacy being a death sentence offense (which is one of my Five Pillars of understanding islam).
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (Qp4DT)
But I got them for me, not to impress anyone else.
I hear that all the time. My reply is, "You've got a tattoo on your ass. Do you spend a lot of time looking at your own ass?" I don't get it.
I don't mean to sound like a jackass about it -- it's your body, after all -- but what in God's name is so "creative" about drilling indelible ink into your skin? And wouldn't cosmetics serve the same purpose, and have the advantage of being washable when you get sick of the design?
Surely -- surely -- there must be better ways to "express yourself" than via tatouage. (And really, you're not expressing yourself. The tattoo artist is expressing himself...on your skin.)
I'll be honest, ever since seeing Down Parascope, I've always wondered if tatooing a johnson is even possible.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (DKV43)
I got no problem with that, as long as she lets me know up front before I spend a lot of effort on her.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:49 PM (cMo6P)
DUDE I HAVE GOT TO GET YOUR NEWSLETTER!!!
Posted by: Andrew skn Sullivan at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (n1ZIV)
Haha, I ask how big and mpfs asks how young!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Hi. I'm an ex-God of War who just decimated Zeus's entire pantheon and caused the world to fall into chaos. How're you doing?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
No, but she says I'm allowed to see other women.
How you doin? And how big? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
I'm excellent. And you'll have to see for yourself.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:52 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 06:53 PM (TVmXj)
Schaefer / is the / one beer to have / when you're having more than one!
C'mon, who else grew up hearing that jingle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 10:29 PM (2g2ex)
Shaeffer. When you want a beer real bad we have a real bad beer.
Once upon a time, on the Forrestal, we had a beer day. 2 beers per (those who didn't drink made a lot of money that day). Let me tell you, even crappy beer tastes like the nectar of the gods when you haven't had one in a long time.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 06:53 PM (6/nr7)
LOL
Yeah, I have a small star tattooed right at the top of my boob that I got 10 years ago or so.
In retrospect, I would have put it somewhere else. It's starting to look like Halley's comet these days.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 06:53 PM (iBTj9)
You know what? Who cares?
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 10:50 PM (OhZLC)
--Not I. A friend of mine who's a country fan was a little crestfallen, though.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 06:53 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:53 PM (cMo6P)
I've always wondered if tatooing a johnson is even possible.
Yes. And from what IÂ’ve heard it ainÂ’t pretty. ThereÂ’s also the piercing.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (RZ8pf)
Ha Monty, if I were standing in front of you nekkid I bet you wouldnÂ’t be asexual for long!
PGiS, I am feeling alittle asexual, could you help a friend out?
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (cMo6P)
Why is it funny Kenny Chesney's house has flooded?
Because he and Peyton Manning are really, really, really close friends.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (IzW+I)
Must resist comment about "coming" around every 88 years . . .
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (SpI2E)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 06:54 PM (O3eFQ)
Sorry to hear. Biology is unforgiving.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (w9bVp)
It's trending that direction, but the chin needs to be pointed.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (XIXhw)
One of the most disgusting things I have ever seen was a pierced penis. Totally gross.
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: math is HARD (heh) at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (t46CX)
Of course sine the NBA is ok with gangbanging, drugs, and game fixing, maybe they just don't much like laws?
Posted by: Los 18-1 at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (bgcml)
A friend who's watching it on the Net said the past three episodes have been excellent but he, like you, disliked the first ones.
The bride on this wedding wars episodes has HUGE breast and a low cut wedding gown.
Would any chick with only one boob look good in anything but profile? Well, one profile, anyway.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 06:55 PM (5c25L)
Posted by: MADD at May 05, 2010 10:39 PM (8OTio)
.......................................
what???? sure people here drink. but they are here until they say Goodnight and go to bed. you know with all the bullshit going on in the world you would think that someone from MADD would spend their time fucking with someone other than the AoSHD folks. Come to think of it, I dont hear much about Madd anymore. Didnt some of your leaders kinda take the same path as ACORN did???
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (suhWw)
I've been wanting to watch that one for awhile. Netflix didn't have it back when I was still on the queue, and I haven't seen a BT for it.
Which gives me the excuse to yet again link my favorite blog posting about Finland. I think this makes it about 6 times that I've linked this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (ZSVyF)
I don't mean to sound like a jackass about it -- it's your body, after all -- but what in God's name is so "creative" about drilling indelible ink into your skin? And wouldn't cosmetics serve the same purpose, and have the advantage of being washable when you get sick of the design?
Surely -- surely -- there must be better ways to "express yourself" than via tatouage. (And really, you're not expressing yourself. The tattoo artist is expressing himself...on your skin.)
I can clearly see all three of mine and all three are my own design.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (iBTj9)
Not according to that conversation. She's not... but apparently I can? I don't know. Women like a man wanted by other women. I guess they don't trust their own judgment enough.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (cMo6P)
One of the most disgusting things I have ever seen was a pierced penis. Totally gross.
Posted by: Elizabeth
at May 05, 2010 10:55 PM (QjuDE)
But its ok if it bends a little...right?
Posted by: Los Slick Willy at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 06:56 PM (gofDd)
Oh and my 2 cents on the whole Los stupid-ass Suns is....
The NBA sucks. Yes, I'm racist and accept it.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 06:57 PM (n1ZIV)
robtr, depends, all your equipment is in good working order, right?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)
But I like the idea of drawing on someone's body.
You are so hot!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleRawr. Why thank you. I've been shopping for Henne kits but all I can find are glitter ones.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 06:57 PM (cMo6P)
Left Cheek: Optimus Prime.
Right Cheek: Decapitated bloody my little pony.
Penis: Lightsaber.
He claimed that when aroused the lightsaber went from deactivated to lit. I took his word for it....
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 06:58 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: Ktnxbai at May 05, 2010 10:55 PM (5c25L)
.............
that was the Dixie Chicks....... the song was Earl.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 06:58 PM (suhWw)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (w9bVp)
#373
what???? sure people here drink. but they are here until they say Goodnight and go to bed.
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: P.- Kenn Protector of Camelot) at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (t46CX)
OK, Z Ryan, donÂ’t use henna on me please, IÂ’m allergic.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Many of my girlfriends over the years got tats. I always resisted the urge. I'm so glad I had enough willpower in those instances.
I had a birthmark in the shape of a teeny tiny heart. It was very cute. Then it faded. Now I have no heart.
*sniffle*
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 06:59 PM (RQihU)
robtr, depends, all your equipment is in good working order, right?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Heh heh, Yes! Young people these days.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 07:00 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Don Carne at May 05, 2010 07:00 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:00 PM (cMo6P)
You know what? Who cares?
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 10:50 PM (OhZLC)
--Not I. A friend of mine who's a country fan was a little crestfallen, though
I really have no idea who this chick is. I'm just really sick of all the celebrities and their stupid publicity stunts. If they want to remain famous and relevant, then ENTERTAIN us.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:00 PM (OhZLC)
Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (a7Pzf)
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (5c25L)
Dad didn't tell any of us kids until after the guy died, but it was a shocker, The guy was such a quiet mild-mannered type. He was like an uncle to us.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (iBTj9)
OK, Z Ryan, donÂ’t use henna on me please, IÂ’m allergic.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
What should I use?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (gofDd)
#384
Agreed. Madd is a joke. A neo prohibitionist group. I've seen their antics up close here in Colorado. ( nice sock though.)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (8OTio)
Cool. See ya!
/You play the "No Russian" level?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (c0A3e)
When I was 18 I wanted to get a tatoo on my ass that said :
"Made in America 1984"
I was inspired by my GI toys when i was a kid. They had that marked on their ass. Made in the USA and the year they were made.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 07:01 PM (DKV43)
I had a cute little round birthmark on my stomach. Now it's all stretched out and silly looking. I'm wondering if it will go back to normal afterwords or if it will stay screwy looking.
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 07:02 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Monty at May 05, 2010 07:02 PM (O3eFQ)
Chowchilla
??WhatÂ’s that, a rock concert?No , a women's prison in California.
And Z, I have sweaters as old as you.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:02 PM (QuP9W)
In the last office I worked in, I was the only woman, who had no tattoos. I have also never been in prison.
Posted by: huerfano at May 05, 2010 07:02 PM (oSrBX)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:03 PM (6/nr7)
When are women gonna realise that a tatoo breaks up a woman's natural curves? The tat is literally screaming "look at me!" drawing your attention from the rest of her. Plus the skin there is never as smooth as it was before, you can feel the tatoo. Sorry tatooed women, you've marred a work of art.
I have no tattoos but know and love many who do and I actually think a lot of tats are pretty and nifty. The problem is that they are permanent. Two times one should never get a tattoo: When you are under the influence of booze or friends.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:03 PM (OhZLC)
And Z, I have sweaters as old as you.
Posted by: Los mpfs
Is that good for me or bad for the sweaters?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:03 PM (cMo6P)
WTR, up thread you said we'd never had widespread riots in the US.
Well, we've never had the governmnet teat dry up either. That will be new ground.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 07:04 PM (/1OEX)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:04 PM (c0A3e)
I'd forgotten about the prison in Chowchilla. A former prisoner from there came to talk the last day of my Prison Industrial Complex class.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Shooter from Hickory, Indiana at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (Aq93A)
Mmmm, Romancing the Stone on FMC.
I think this is Michael Douglas' best movie. He never looked sexier.
Posted by: la laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (RQihU)
Posted by: bebe's boob destroy at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (NxywY)
You'd have to get "Made in China" these days.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 07:05 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 05, 2010 07:06 PM (w9bVp)
How about a split penis? (Google at your own risk)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:06 PM (iBTj9)
Which gives me the excuse to yet again link my favorite blog posting about Finland. I think this makes it about 6 times that I've linked this.
bookmarked it. Thanks.
I love the drawing of the Fennoscandian. hilarious.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 07:06 PM (DKV43)
Rawr. Why thank you. I've been shopping for Henne kits but all I can find are glitter ones.
Posted by: Z
Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:57 PM (cMo6P)
Can't you end up really screwing someone up with the wrong henne? I vaguely recall reading that one ingredient common nowadays is a pretty serious sensitizer?
Posted by: Los 18-1 at May 05, 2010 07:06 PM (bgcml)
PORN 2010
17 19 Y.O. BRUNETTE MORTGAGE REP
Okay girl, like here's the situation. You're like totally behind on your mortgage payments and the bank is so totally gonna put your house up for sale in ten days if you don't pay them.
17 19 Y.O. BLONDE HOMEOWNER
OMG!
MORTGAGE REP
Yeah, I know, it totally sucks. It's like really totally the economy and all.
HOMEOWNER
But, you know, I lost my job six months ago and I haven't been able to come up with the $800 a month for this six-bedroom house! I'll have to live in my car!
MORTGAGE REP
Wow, like... wow. This isn't good.
HOMEOWNER
O...M...G!
*muffled sound of jet approaching airport adjacent to studio*
MORTGAGE REP
Well, I like, know some people and I really think I can totally smooth things over for you.
HOMEOWNER
Oh, that would be, like, SO fantastic if you could do that for me!
MORTGAGE REP
Oh, totally NO problem. All I need is for you to pay me back. We can totally arrange a payment plan and if the money is a problem 'cause you haven't been able to find work then... well... we can work out alternate arrangements...
HOMEOWNER
Hee hee! That tickles!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 05, 2010 07:07 PM (6zI97)
I'm wondering if it will go back to normal afterwords or if it will stay screwy looking.
It's going to have little river valleys going through it.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:07 PM (fi3p7)
Deployment tat.
Got it about two weeks after I got orders to Afghanistan. Small enough to cover with my watch, if I need to.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 07:07 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 07:07 PM (QjuDE)
+1 . He is the best part of that movie, although I do love the romance novel reading drug lord.
Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (a7Pzf)
Does anyone have any other suggestions? I just want to draw something on someone that will last a week or so.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (cMo6P)
Z Ryan, you can use body paint, or watercolors, or chocolate. Or washable marker.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (RZ8pf)
I've read that too. Apparently the skin will scar and make the tattoo kinda permanent.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Z Ryan
WTF is that about? Geez Z, that's just wrong. How young is she?
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (Aq93A)
Was talking to a chick and she had a tattoo right above her pubic bone that could be glimpsed over the top of her jeans.
I said "Oh you have a tramp stamp"
She said, "Oh no, those are on the back"
I said "I think they work the same, sweetie"
She stopped talking to me after that. Go figure.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:08 PM (iBTj9)
I want that house.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:09 PM (gofDd)
Looks like Mr. Wonderful, aka Obama is behind this story too, just like every other event that happens in America.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 05, 2010 07:09 PM (pq986)
WTR, up thread you said we'd never had widespread riots in the US.
I was in LA for the burning after the Rodney King verdict. That was pretty damn widespread. I remember sitting up on a knoll (or something like that) and looking out at a 270 degree view of LA and not being able to count the smoke plumes from all the various successful businesses being burned and raped by a bunch of worthless looters. And we coined the term "looters" back then. So y'all owe me $0.01 every time you use it. Profit!!!
Posted by: a virgin penis at May 05, 2010 07:09 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Los mpfs
She's 2 months older than me. She's 24 tomorrow.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:09 PM (cMo6P)
Well, we've never had the governmnet teat dry up either. That will be new ground.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 11:04 PM (/1OEX)
Looking at Greece is pretty amazing. Watching the Drones not just threatening, but killing people because they killed their golden goose of handouts...
Posted by: Los 18-1 at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (bgcml)
Sharpies are always fun...
Posted by: Your college roommates after you've passed out drunk at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (a7Pzf)
Does anyone have any other suggestions? I just want to draw something on someone that will last a week or so.
My old lady Angie liked it when I'd cut her and let the blood dry. You should giv ethat a go-round.
Posted by: Billy Bob Thorton at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (RQihU)
a word from your uncle Los Racefan with 3 Harley tatoos. think 3 or 4 times before you do it and dont be DRUNK when picking them out.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (suhWw)
Go to an art supply store and get India Ink and a small paintbrush. It comes in a variety of colors, and is safer than Henne. Do a test spot on the person 48 hours before you plan to do the actual painting to make sure they don't react to it.
Posted by: Elizabeth at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (QjuDE)
If she's into these kinds of head games you might not want her as a girlfriend.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (XIXhw)
I'm off to shoot,stab and blow up people in Modern Warfare 2.I find it very relaxing.
I'm reminded of a minister who said that at the end of one very long, stressful day, his wife wanted him to listen to a Christian radio program speaker who is well known for his inspirational messages. The minister said the last thing he wanted to do at the end of such a day was to be inspired by so-and-so. What he really wanted to do was blow up things and kill monsters on his game system.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (OhZLC)
Posted by: bebe's boob destroy at May 05, 2010 07:10 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:11 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 07:11 PM (d88g9)
Sharpies are always fun...
Posted by: Your college roommates after you've passed out drunk at May
05, 2010 11:10 PM (a7Pzf)
And eels, apparently.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 07:11 PM (XIXhw)
Getting to hear put downs like this from the womenfolk are why I stay in the South.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:11 PM (wg1yv)
Z Ryan, you can use body paint, or watercolors, or chocolate. Or washable marker.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Or whipped cream...but I'd suggest light whipped cream.
Posted by: Some Morono at May 05, 2010 07:12 PM (bgcml)
Rush says that's our future. I hope he's wrong, but I'm afraid he's light.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:12 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:12 PM (Mmw0q)
Damn penis sock! Posted by: NC Ref
It's called a dreamcatcher.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:12 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 07:12 PM (Aq93A)
Bebe! Mi chica local! Or something like that. Sorry my Spanglish is dated. Que Pasa???
I miss the Chester/PdR scene....
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:13 PM (n1ZIV)
Does anyone have any other suggestions? I just want to draw something on someone that will last a week or so.
Go to an art supply store and get India Ink and a small paintbrush. It comes in a variety of colors, and is safer than Henne. Do a test spot on the person 48 hours before you plan to do the actual painting to make sure they don't react to it.
My youngest loves body art but is freaked out by needles and anything permanent. She constantly is drawing on herself and anybody sitting near her.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:14 PM (OhZLC)
Hi. I'm a drunk emotionally damaged young man with a big dick. How's everyone doing?
Posted by: Z Ryan
How drunk?
Posted by: Professional Journalist what's smarter than you at May 05, 2010 07:14 PM (d7k0J)
448, the Rodney King riots are what inspired me to get my first gun.
I was never anti-gun just never saw the need since I never went near "the bad parts of town".
The riots opened my eyes that the "bad part" could be anywhere.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 07:14 PM (/1OEX)
If she doesn't speak British English, you can call it a bint print instead next time.
And WTR has Yakuza girlfriends?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 07:14 PM (ocax6)
Sharpies are always fun...
Posted by: Your college roommates after you've passed out drunk at May
05, 2010 11:10 PM (a7Pzf)
--Time to draw cocks!
Posted by: Trevor and Corey at May 05, 2010 07:15 PM (Mmw0q)
Z, tread carefully my moron friend. I smell bullshit.
Trust me, I'm 48. I know from bullshit.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:15 PM (QuP9W)
Nope. Just the one birthmark and beauty marks in random places. Like the one in the picture I posted on Boobquake Day.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:16 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:16 PM (p302b)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 11:12 PM (gofDd)
If 3 people were murdered by tea partiers, do you think either the European or American State Media would talk about anything else for the rest of the week?
But then again, killing people if they don't give you their stuff is pretty much the point of communism
Posted by: 18-1 Arrrrrrriba , ondelay! at May 05, 2010 07:16 PM (bgcml)
Hey, kids.
Rum, since you have some law background, have you ever thought of being a court reporter? You can make big bucks, depending on where you live and how much you want to work. You usually have to do some kind of research (usually on the web), have great spelling and good punctuation skillz. The job is different every day and you have a different "boss" everyday, though you're your own boss when you get right down to it. Sometimes I used to sit in court or depositions and listen to stories like you wouldn't believe and then realize that I was getting paid for it.
Posted by: RushBabe at May 05, 2010 07:17 PM (LKkE8)
Does anyone have any other suggestions? I just want to draw something on someone that will last a week or so.
My youngest suggests indigo.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:17 PM (OhZLC)
34th? are you fucking kidding me?
that's what happens when you spend all your time punching down and bbq hobos you good for nothing inbred, teabagging, douche nozzles.
where did we come in the fucking foul laugange rankings huh? fuckers answer me!
Posted by: evil libertarian at May 05, 2010 07:17 PM (R7JK2)
WTR, up thread you said we'd never had widespread riots in the US.
I was in LA for the burning after the Rodney King verdict. That was pretty damn widespread. I remember sitting up on a knoll (or something like that) and looking out at a 270 degree view of LA and not being able to count the smoke plumes from all the various successful businesses being burned and raped by a bunch of worthless looters. And we coined the term "looters" back then. So y'all owe me $0.01 every time you use it. Profit!!!
I coined it in 1957 you douche.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (DKV43)
My youngest loves body art but is freaked out by needles and anything permanent. She constantly is drawing on herself and anybody sitting near her.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 11:14 PM (OhZLC)
She didn't recently run into any alien robots, did she?
Posted by: Sam Witwicky at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (iBTj9)
Just make sure that the person being painted is not allergic to latex, which is in many body paints. It is NOT a pleasant experience to discover you are allergic to the stuff, especially if its a sensitive area, and I can guarantee that it will kill the mood.
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: bebe's boob destroy at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (NxywY)
Pretty much. It's not really news when lefties start burning stuff and killing people.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (ZSVyF)
Everyone appears drunk (or close to it).
So I should ask-- everyone fully clothed?
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunkoNot even close!
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (cMo6P)
448, the Rodney King riots are what inspired me to get my first gun.
Us too. Still got my little Jennings .22 that I'll use when some dumbass gets within 10 feet. Bought it the first business day everything was open after the LA riots. So its special.... :-)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (n1ZIV)
One of my friends in HS and I used to write on each other during our AP Euro history class. Just for fun. Nothing graphic, just silly things. I actually like being drawn/written on. As long as it's not Sharpie or permanent.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:18 PM (gofDd)
I just put on some houseshoes because my feet were getting cold, but I could take them off again if you want me to.
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 07:19 PM (d88g9)
So I should ask-- everyone fully clothed?
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 11:17 PM
(RQihU)
Well after a long, hard day of work, I do like to take off my synthetic skin.
By the way, your name isn't Sarah by any chance, is it?
Posted by: Some Terminator at May 05, 2010 07:19 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 07:20 PM (/1OEX)
To the drunk tatoos. my buddy's old brother's best friend(follow me here) was drunk and got a Crazy for Swayze tatoo.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at May 05, 2010 07:20 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: nail polish & liquid paper at May 05, 2010 07:21 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836)
It's not a trap. If she was the kind of girl who did that stuff, I wouldn't be interested. And I have no interest in dating other people anyway.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:21 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 11:18 PM (gofDd)
Is that before or after the pillow fighting?
Posted by: Some Imbécil (thank you babelfish) at May 05, 2010 07:21 PM (bgcml)
At the same time, it means she's playing one of those fucked up games the ladies do, so you should be very careful.
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 07:21 PM (YX6i/)
Kratos,
What part of PA do you reside in?
the gay part.
If the world needed an enema we would stick the tube into filthadelphia.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 07:21 PM (DKV43)
Everyone appears drunk (or close to it).
So I should ask-- everyone fully clothed?
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko--I am, but then I'm taking a walk later. After listening to Levin's podcast.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:22 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Nair at May 05, 2010 07:22 PM (a7Pzf)
Then no worries.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:22 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:22 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: Artruen at May 05, 2010 07:22 PM (L+dBi)
Pretty much. It's not really news when lefties start burning stuff and killing people.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 05, 2010 11:18 PM (XIXhw)
Don't forget us!
Hey, were you going to use that Citroen?
Posted by: French "Youths" of undetermined religion at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (bgcml)
I still maintain any violence that's going to be done, if it is, will be done by the Left. It's their MO. And the media will remain silent on it until they're forced to report on it and even then it'll be spun, much like this last terrorist attack. I have no doubt of that.
Posted by: RushBabe at May 05, 2010 11:17 PM (LKkE
I was actually contacted by a court reporting agency awhile ago, but the job was in Beverly Hills, which while prestigious, wasn't ideal for a commute. I have thought about it, though. I kinda want to go back to family law, mostly because I'm familiar with it, but I don't know if that's what I really want.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (gofDd)
I coined it in 1957 you douche.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at May 05, 2010 11:18 PM (DKV43)
OK so I defer to you. Though in 1991 or so, my educational upbringing hadn't directed me to read your awesome treatise. So I thought it was original, like the other dude that independently invented the telephone but came in second place. My bad. Had to read Atlas Shrugged on my own, 'cause apparently no one in the LAUSD educational system thought it might be important.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (NxywY)
When he said that and hesitated and took a deep breathe and said it....I thought oh no not another incident....
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:21 PM (cMo6P)
Translation: She gives good head.
Good for you Z!
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 05, 2010 07:23 PM (pq986)
My youngest loves body art but is freaked out by needles and anything permanent. She constantly is drawing on herself and anybody sitting near her.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 11:14 PM (OhZLC)
She didn't recently run into any alien robots, did she?
She resides in Anime land. Pretty sure that included alien robots.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:24 PM (OhZLC)
Everyone appears drunk (or close to it).
So I should ask-- everyone fully clothed?
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunkoWell, I'm still wearing my class clothes, so... suit... but I took off my shoes and am wearing a panama hat, if that helps...
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:24 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 07:24 PM (38UQ3)
She's like hey I'm not dating other people we're exclusive... but oh wait I don't want to be possessive so oh you can date other people if you like I'm not saying you can't I'm just saying I'm not.
Just me. Just her. But not my girlfriend. ???
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:24 PM (cMo6P)
Everyone appears drunk (or close to it).
So I should ask-- everyone fully clothed?
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 11:17 PM (RQihU)
...................
nope........... t-shirt and boxers........ but listen to this!
I went shoe shopping today. hell if you cant beat the join them.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 07:25 PM (suhWw)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:26 PM (p302b)
Posted by: you forgot already? at May 05, 2010 07:26 PM (5c25L)
I'm sober and clothed.
Don't forget June 2 (or whatever the first Sunday is) is my Open House. You guys are invited.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (OhZLC)
448, the Rodney King riots are what inspired me to get my first gun.
I was never anti-gun just never saw the need since I never went near "the bad parts of town".
The riots opened my eyes that the "bad part" could be anywhere.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 11:14 PM (/1OEX)
Me too!!!!
I flew over LA during the riots on my way to a USNR drill. They were turning planes away because of reports of shots fired at aircraft. I could see pillars of smoke from all the burning shit out my window. When I got home I went to the Old Sacramento Armory and bought my first man killing tool.
Posted by: torabora at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (tSxta)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (Aq93A)
Kratos,
What part of PA do you reside in?
South Central. In the middle of nowhere.
Lucky you. You live in the "T"
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (DKV43)
The moronettes of AOSHQ will watch over you.
I'll let you borrow the Blade of Olympus if you require it, Z. But I'd better get it back. It completes me.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (c0A3e)
Kratos,
How far from Wilkes-Barre, PA as the crow flies?
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (a7Pzf)
For this episode yes. Thank God. I kinda liked Sue being sweet to her sister, though. It was touching.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: you forgot already? at May 05, 2010 11:26 PM (5c25L)
I took care of ol' Scorpio
Posted by: Det. Harry Callahan at May 05, 2010 07:28 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: RushBabe at May 05, 2010 11:17 PM (LKkE
Hey RushBabe....so I refined my search criteria, and I think I found a replacement part (used but wtf) on eBay! Thanks for the tip!!! :-)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:28 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:21 PM (cMo6P)
It's a trap!
(trust me, I'm an expert)
Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at May 05, 2010 07:28 PM (WCOLd)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 07:28 PM (38UQ3)
I got a henna tattoo around my ankle at an arts fair, it burned the tattoo into my skin for six months I had stars and moons burned around my ankle. I am relieved that the skin finally healed, but it seriously hurt like a son of a bitch for the first couple of weeks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)
South Central. In the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010
11:23 PM (c0A3e)
Yep, that's where my favorite railroad is. Rural, to say the least.
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:29 PM (6/nr7)
I'm thinking Grand Canyon or Disney World. Where would the Morons suggest I take my family?
Posted by: Davis Obey at May 05, 2010 07:29 PM (8OTio)
19 year old Illinois woman arrested in court and jailed overnight for wearing an offensive t-shirt emblazoned with the words: I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules. The judge deemed the wording obscene.
Would have loved to see her show up in Judge Judy's court wearing that.
See: thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0505101tshirt3.html
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 07:29 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 11:27 PM (gofDd)
--Sue is still evil enough, though. 
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:29 PM (Mmw0q)
The riots opened my eyes that the "bad part" could be anywhere.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 11:14 PM (/1OEX)
At that point in tme, the "bad parts" were just about fkn everywhere!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:30 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:30 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: Tabby's Cat
There's something. I don't push her on it and don't particularly want to know.
Okay here it is:
She says I'm "sensitive!" Ugh. And she starts school in the fall and is all worried that she'll destroy the sensitive part of me if things don't go well.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:30 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (suhWw)
Knowing how on edge NYC is you would think that someone wouldn't just leave a rented truck loaded with gasoline, reeking apparently on a highly traveled bridge.
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (p302b)
I'm thinking Grand Canyon or Disney World. Where would the Morons suggest I take my family?
Posted by: Davis Obey at May 05, 2010 11:29 PM (8OTio)
Well, it should be somewhere you've never been now that you've got the time... might try "reality"? I hear its educational and enjoyable.
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (TVmXj)
I'm thinking Grand Canyon or Disney World. Where would the Morons suggest I take my family?
Posted by: Davis Obey at May 05, 2010 11:29 PM (8OTio)
--Grand Canyon, to fuck the boycotters.
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (Mmw0q)
Well, it is like 5000 pages long. The school year isn't long enough.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (gofDd)
Judge: "I have the Lawbook So I Tell You the Rules"
Judge 1, Hussy 0
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:31 PM (wg1yv)
Blue boxers. That's it.
You'll pay to find out the rest.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (cMo6P)
The local NBC station has gone live with a chopper.
Another Health Care Hater?
speaking of Michael Bloomberg, does anyone else find it funny he used the phrase, "if i had to bet 25 cents.." when he slandered tea partiers? He's a billionaire and he's so certain it was an anti healthcare protester that he was willing to gamble a quarter.
Posted by: Ben at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (p302b)
I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules.
I want that shifrt. I need that shirt.
Hell if she were in my courtroom, I'd shake her hand and give her my gavel for the day!
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (RQihU)
Grand Canyon. Just stand on the edge there with your family. Back up. A little more. A little more...just a liiiiiittle more.... *falls off edge*
Perfect.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (gofDd)
How far from Wilkes-Barre, PA as the crow flies?
About 2 hour drive. Why? You're not taking my coveted Blade of Olympus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:32 PM (c0A3e)
Okay here it is:
She says I'm "sensitive!" Ugh. And she starts school in the fall and is all worried that she'll destroy the sensitive part of me if things don't go well.
Posted by: Z Ryan
Wow, this chick is making my head hurt. I really don't get it. But hey, I was married at 23.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:33 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Z
Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:30 PM (cMo6P)
Yikes.
Well, upward and onward, Z. You should drop that "sensitive" part, 'cause they don't want to date/marry/screw their girlfriend.
Jus'sayin's'all.
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 07:33 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: John (not a Maverick) McCain at May 05, 2010 07:33 PM (8OTio)
I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules. The judge deemed the wording obscene.
So now the truth is obscene, great.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 07:33 PM (fwSHf)
Hell if she were in my courtroom, I'd shake her hand and give her my gavel for the day!
ZOMG! Laceyunderalls is the judge with the Valu-Rite in her coffee cup!
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:34 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:34 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:34 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:34 PM (TVmXj)
I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules.
I want that shifrt. I need that shirt.
My GF has a shirt that says: "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck."
Need I say more? She's fkn awesome!
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:35 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Annabelle at May 05, 2010 07:35 PM (jAIYI)
Is that before or after the SUPER SLOW-MOTION BIKINI pillow
fighting?
FIFY!!! :-P
FTF All of us.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:35 PM (6hFrP)
Okay here it is:
She says I'm "sensitive!" Ugh. And she starts school in the fall and is all worried that she'll destroy the sensitive part of me if things don't go well.
Time for a flaming skull or siren on that statement.
I'm anxious to hear the comments on this.
Posted by: Dr. Freud knows women at May 05, 2010 07:35 PM (pq986)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:36 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 07:36 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:36 PM (p302b)
And yet it was still contained to the shitty (ok, shittier) parts of LA. It didn't even get anywhere near West Hollywood/Beverly Hills. No way the rulers of the city would let that happen.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:36 PM (gofDd)
This stuff is all going on in her head. Not out here in the world.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:37 PM (cMo6P)
Sorry, had to feed the young moron. Because he bit me. Then he told me I tasted like sugar.
Anyway, I am in a tank top. No bra, but it has one of those built in ones that sort of support but don’t detract from the look. The brand I’m wearing is called “Hard Tail.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)
How far from Wilkes-Barre, PA as the crow flies?
About 2 hour drive. Why? You're not taking my coveted Blade of Olympus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)
No. I coming home to WB in early July for two weeks. Going to celebrate my 49th birthday in style. If you are so inclined to accept an invitation to the soiree we have plenty of room for all comers. It just casual, no fuss. lots of beer, drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, food, friend and family. Oh and my b-day falls on a Saturday this year.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:37 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:38 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 05, 2010 07:38 PM (a7Pzf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:38 PM (NxywY)
I'm getting a vibe from that, too...
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:38 PM (wg1yv)
You guys are officially more worried and reading more into this than either her or I.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: John (not a Maverick) McCain at May 05, 2010 11:33 PM (8OTio)
Maybe, but they don't teabag! hehehe. I am such a serious reporter.
Does my rough and tumble hair look good? Super!
Posted by: Anderon Coopero at May 05, 2010 07:39 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 07:39 PM (Aq93A)
ZOMG! Laceyunderalls is the judge with the Valu-Rite in her coffee cup!
Hey better than than The Rabbit®. Remember the story about the judge who kept a penis pump behind the bench?? the fuck????
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:39 PM (RQihU)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:39 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:40 PM (NxywY)
Is that before or after the BIKINI pillow
fighting?
FIFY!!! :-P
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 11:33 PM (n1ZIV)
Sorry to bust your bubbles but that friend was a guy. We never dated, but we were good friends through HS. Now he's living in NYC, probably with his college sweetheart.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:40 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 07:40 PM (YX6i/)
BFD. The rental car I had in Boston had Michigan plates. Rental cars sometimes get driven for long distances and dropped off a couple of states from where they were picked up, and rental cars also get shipped from site to site occasionally.
Can you imagine the surprise on the face of the guy who ran his rental car out of gas when he gets turfed and cuffed while carrying his gas can up the bridge?
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:40 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 07:40 PM (p302b)
Arizona plate?
I'm getting a vibe from that, too...
Heh. Actually U-Haul registers ALL their vehicles in Arizona. Something about lax re-registration or something, it's a money-saver.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (6hFrP)
What part of PA do you reside in?
South Central. In the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 11:23 PM (c0A3e)
Not trying to be a stalker, but anywhere near Altoona???
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (n1ZIV)
Hey RushBabe....so I refined my search criteria, and I think I found a replacement part (used but wtf) on eBay! Thanks for the tip!!! :-)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 11:28 PM (n1ZIV)
Woohoo! You should probly buy an extra one if you can find it. We're heading into Mad Max/Blade Runner territory.
Posted by: RushBabe at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (LKkE8)
And misanthropes... oh, and according to IceWeasel, misogynists.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: Z
Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:39 PM (cMo6P)
Uh, I thought you said you weren't sensitive.
Rum, are you collecting tonight?
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 11:01 PM (gofDd)
For the record i have a birthmark on my butt that looks like Cuba. So if the ONT goes silent for a few days, start checking John Does' asses.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 05, 2010 07:42 PM (zVp1F)
Hey better than than The Rabbit®. Remember the story about the judge who kept a penis pump behind the bench?? the fuck????
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 11:39 PM
(RQihU)
Hey if being a judge with a penis pump is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Seriously Bam, I can keep the pump if you pick me, right?
Posted by: Los Slick Willy el humidor at May 05, 2010 07:42 PM (bgcml)
We are morons but we care and you know you'll get the unvarnished truth from us. Nothing held back.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 07:42 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:42 PM (cMo6P)
Z, whatever you do, do not take Editor's advice (which I know yoiu won't).
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:42 PM (RQihU)
#599
Well my friend, thank you for your support. You don't do anything for me, but my friend Lindsey loves your hair.
( Waterboard every illegal!)
Posted by: Mav McCain at May 05, 2010 07:43 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 07:43 PM (ocax6)
Nope. Altoona's a fair haul away, although my sister's in-laws live around there.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: AngelEm at May 05, 2010 11:39 PM (Aq93A)
Maybe preparing us for our current..."troubles?"
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:43 PM (n1ZIV)
Z Ryan is a wise dating Jedi, I trust him to do the right thing.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Z, whatever you do, do not take Editor's advice
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunkoWhy not?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (cMo6P)
Sorry to bust your bubbles but that
friend was a guy. We never dated, but we were good friends through HS.
Now he's living in NYC, probably with his college sweetheart.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 11:40 PM (gofDd)
Hmm so he was in the dreaded friend zone.
Posted by: el combatiente de la almohadilla at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (bgcml)
Rum, are you collecting tonight?
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 11:41 PM (YX6i/)
Always. Do I need to revoke a man card?
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (YX6i/)
Z, whatever else you hear, do EXACTLY what Editor is advising. Trust me on this, I'm a doctor.
Or at least I went to college for 7 years, same thing.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:44 PM (6hFrP)
Z Ryan is a wise dating Jedi[. . .] Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
From a certain point of view.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (cMo6P)
Nah, we were never interested in each other that way. He was interested in another girl in our group. He took her to our sr prom.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (gofDd)
She says I'm "sensitive!" Ugh. And she starts school in the fall and is all worried that she'll destroy the sensitive part of me if things don't go well.
Uhmm , worse things could happen you know.
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 11:34 PM (wg1yv)
*hic*
*hic*
Posted by: DAMM -- Drunks Against Mad Mothers at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (LKkE8)
Does the shovel come with a Chinaman to operate it?
Posted by: maddogg at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (4zspv)
So, pair the attitude so blatantly displayed by Bloomberg but running all through the Fed gov as well with these hearings that were held today and let your imagination run with it: http://tinyurl.com/35gltdp
Denial of 2nd Amendment rights at DOJ whim? Not a good idea at all.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 05, 2010 07:45 PM (/1OEX)
Alamo? I remember my parents renting a Chevy Astro for one Disney World trip and it had AZ plates.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:46 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:46 PM (Mmw0q)
Oh, yeah, and we should all take lacey's advice. What good has that done any of us?
Cuz Here Come Da Judge!
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:46 PM (6hFrP)
katya, buy your daughter a set of eye pencils and the she can use eye makeup remover to take it off when she is tired on it. She can spray it with hair spray to set it.
I wouldn't be surprised if she's already done that. If she wasn't freaked out by needles, I'd totally expect her to become a tattoo artist.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:47 PM (OhZLC)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:47 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:45 PM (Yq+qN)
--Where's katya to say "I don,t give a damn!"?
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:47 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:45 PM (Yq+qN)
So the leftwing party will beat the other two leftwing parties?
Posted by: alguÌn pesimista at May 05, 2010 07:47 PM (bgcml)
Maybe on the next cross country drive.Which I do want to do again. I want to see more of the states I only got to pass through.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:48 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:48 PM (RQihU)
We are all crazy people on the internet who only know what you have told us. For all you know, I could be one of those robot controlling brain monkeys and everything I say here is in furtherance of my plan to A) control the world and B) get bananas.
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Davis Frum at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: alguÃŒÂn pesimista at May 05, 2010 11:47 PM (bgcml)
more like the democrat party will beat the socialist party
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (OhZLC)
I just swallowed taco shell wrong. Thought I was going to need an amber lamps there for a minute.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/)
Ah, I still remember when Bam's little acolytes came up with this one during the primaries. Certainly they practiced nothing but decorum and civility during that election cycle...
Posted by: algunos sarcásticos 18-1 at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: Crabtree
The plot thickens..
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:45 PM (Yq+qN)
--Where's katya to say "I don,t give a damn!"?
It's mostly Hollywood-type celebrities I don't care about.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (OhZLC)
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 11:49 PM (OhZLC)
--Wow, I used to live on Donald St. here in Winnipeg. . . .
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (Mmw0q)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (bv1hq)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (c0A3e)
Wow, howÂ’d we get so high so fast?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (suhWw)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 07:50 PM (6zI97)
I just swallowed taco shell wrong. Thought I was going to need an amber lamps there for a minute.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)
I could help you with that
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 05, 2010 07:51 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 07:51 PM (c0A3e)
I'm not minimizing this van situation but none of the networks have picked it up.
(and I'm pissed I flipped over to Coop as he has on Maher. ick.)
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 07:51 PM (RQihU)
Posted by: Kratos
Plenty of nails on the ONT, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:51 PM (cMo6P)
I was wondering the same thing. I looked at the comment number when we were at 600 and was surprised.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (gofDd)
I'd hate to be hit on my a girl in my friend zone. That would be awkward.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (wg1yv)
Wow, howÂ’d we get so high so fast?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)
We know
Posted by: Portland Jailblazers at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (6/nr7)
howÂ’d we get so high so fast?
Should have seen me in high school. Remember Spicolli getting out of the van in Fast Times?
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: Don Henley at May 05, 2010 07:52 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 07:54 PM (6zI97)
Woohoo! You should probly buy an extra one if you can find it. We're heading into Mad Max/Blade Runner territory.
Posted by: RushBabe at May 05, 2010 11:41 PM (LKkE
LOL...I was thinking about how much it might cost to make 1000 of 'em and just getting them distributed. But then, I'm kinda one of them "entrepreneur-types" and I know how much Obama and Gub'mint Motors frowns on that kind of spirit....
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 07:54 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 05, 2010 11:51 PM (bgcml)
Oh that was brilliant. +1 would read again.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 07:54 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 11:49 PM (OhZLC)
--Wow, I used to live on Donald St. here in Winnipeg. . . .
We live on the edge of "the ghetto". So says the fine white folks around town. It's actually a pretty neighborhood and nicely kept up. Cop cars everywhere.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 07:54 PM (OhZLC)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 07:55 PM (6/nr7)
I always heard it: "Half of the money, all of the pussy". Usually at weddings.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 05, 2010 07:56 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Bomber at May 05, 2010 07:56 PM (d88g9)
The crying dish is stuck at 50
The small flaccid pale footballs 119
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 05, 2010 07:56 PM (t5thT)
Pretty much. But if Cameron (Tory) wins over Clegg (LibDem), it means they still have some sense. Otherwise, they're pretty much screwed.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hates David Cameron, but... at May 05, 2010 07:57 PM (Yq+qN)
The election doesn't matter. Cameron just won the booby prize - a minority of total votes cast, with no Conservative mandate whatever, facing what the Greeks are facing. He's going to fuck up, he's going to make nobody happy, and the whole country is going to fail.
None of it Cameron's fault, really, but HE's the one who was dumb enough to run in the "oh please stick ME with the tab" election. Now he owns it. Rule Britannia!
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 07:57 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:57 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Crabtree at May 05, 2010 07:57 PM (TVmXj)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 07:57 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 07:58 PM (cMo6P)
I feel like that's what's going to happen to the R who wins in 2012. I think it's part of the D's brilliant plan. Let teh Dummy fuck everything up and then blame the new guy when he starts in 2013.
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 07:59 PM (gofDd)
I am definitely no longer sober.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 07:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 08:00 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: El Profesor de LogÃstica de Negocios at May 05, 2010 11:57 PM (Mmw0q)
Hey, if giving all of your political power to a bunch of EUniks in Belgium isn't conservative, I don't know what is.
Posted by: David Cameron at May 05, 2010 08:00 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 08:00 PM (Mmw0q)
I am definitely no longer sober.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)
I am not yet drunk, but I still have time. And beer.
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 08:01 PM (6/nr7)
I am definitely no longer sober.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Sobriety is, hiccup, over rated.
Posted by: Patches Kennedy on his way to an important vote at May 05, 2010 08:01 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2010 08:01 PM (/7iXI)
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 08:02 PM (RQihU)
Check out the puppeh.
http://tiny.cc/j60dz
My linkfu is weak tonight.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 08:02 PM (QuP9W)
And that's not a very high mark to beat, especially with our CPC being a minority government that needs to consensus-build or exploit some opposition split.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 08:02 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 08:03 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 11:59 PM (gofDd)
they tried it on Reagan and after 2 years he began a rebound that would lead to amazing popularity, a 49 state re-election, and a GOP successor
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:03 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 08:03 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:58 PM (cMo6P)
...............................
nooooooooooooo..... not us.
Posted by: Los Racefan who eats a burrito from time to time at May 05, 2010 08:03 PM (suhWw)
The crying dish is stuck at 50
The small flaccid pale footballs 119
AoSHQ has pulp novel covers, Chucky has comic books
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:04 PM (sYxEE)
Ted Turner owns the website, so why not? She's just a kid, who is raising her kid. I don't really get why she is being called a whore. Most people have sex in high school. I know people who scream things like that would happily have sex in high school.
I still don't get why anyone would hate the Palin children so much, or be so vulgar about it, like Sullivan's constant bullshit about the pregnancy. There is ample substantive stuff to debate. Bristol is showing compassion for someone who has been absolutely terrible to her family.
I don't even know why this surprises or pisses me off anymore. I know if someone said that about Malia Obama, it would not be tolerated. It wouldn't be laughed at.
This society has some serious problems, and I guess they all go back to public school's fundamental horseshit.
Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at May 05, 2010 08:04 PM (dUOK+)
They gave their political power to a Belgian waffle? What fucking douchebags.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 08:04 PM (QuP9W)
Shoot, mpfs, you wonÂ’t be in Southern California for the 4th of July weekend? IÂ’m hoping to fly down on the 2nd and stay until the 5th.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:04 PM (RZ8pf)
No. Butt plugs.
BTW, speaking of butt plugs, Shep Smith showed some balls tonight too and took an Obot (Holder himself?) to task over claiming it was a foiled bombing attempt when it was actually a failed bombing.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 08:06 PM (ocax6)
Those people didn't get sex in high school, or in college, or currently.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 08:06 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: El Profesor de LogÃstica de Negocios at May 06, 2010 12:03 AM (Mmw0q)
They had some kind of David Frum pissing match, I forgot what it was about. Someone over there decided he or she was the speech police
Posted by: robtr at May 05, 2010 08:06 PM (fwSHf)
IÂ’m not a robot. And not yet all the way to drunk. Teetering on the precipice of sobriety.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at May 06, 2010 12:04 AM (dUOK+)
because they hate Palin more then they even hated Bush, my mom has this dumbass lefty friend who said her pregnancy was a legitimate issue during the 08 election, that lead to me flipping out on her and scaring her away from coming back to the house again but that's another story
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (QuP9W)
http://tiny.cc/j60dz
OMG! *squeeeeeal* So cute! I'm going to die from the cuteness overload!
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (gofDd)
He once said "if I had a nickel for every stupid thing I've said"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:08 PM (NxywY)
Okay I made it up much longer than I had anticipated. Now it's time to drag my sorry drunk ass to bed.
Nite.
Posted by: a laceyunderalls es el drunko at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (RQihU)
Alas, poor Levi! I knew him, Toddatio, a douchebag,
an infinite pest, a most simpering nancy: ....
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (zEg8u)
They had some kind of David Frum pissing match, I forgot what it was about. Someone over there decided he or she was the speech police
Posted by: robtr at May 06, 2010 12:06 AM (fwSHf)
--Oy vey!
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (Mmw0q)
http://tiny.cc/j60dz
OMG! *squeeeeeal* So cute! I'm going to die from the cuteness overload!
They have the greatest puppehs on that site. Whenever I need to smile I go to the Daily Puppeh.
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (NxywY)
IÂ’m not a robot. And not yet all the way to drunk. Teetering on the precipice of sobriety.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2010 12:07 AM (RZ8pf)
Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead.
Posted by: Either some captain or Ted Kennedy shortly before the maiden voyage of his Oldsmobile at May 05, 2010 08:10 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 08:11 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 08:11 PM (Mmw0q)
"England held to ransom: Tories could win the most seats but be at mercy of Scottish and Welsh MPs"
Devolution isn't working so well, is it?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hates David Cameron, but... at May 05, 2010 08:11 PM (Yq+qN)
Does that mean we'll have a life for that weekend?
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 08:11 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (NxywY)
IÂ’m not a robot. And not yet all the way to drunk.
Teetering on the precipice of sobriety.
Oh noes! At least I got the Blade of Olympus all charged up!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Los mpfs at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (QuP9W)
I think she'll be a 15 minute attraction..and then fizzle.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (pq986)
Hangs head. yes.
LOL. Me too! I might have even beaten you at pool! Or enjoyed watching you play......
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (n1ZIV)
because they hate Palin more then
they even hated Bush, my mom has this dumbass lefty friend who said her
pregnancy was a legitimate issue during the 08 election, that lead to me
flipping out on her and scaring her away from coming back to the house
again but that's another story
Posted by: Young
Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at
May 06, 2010 12:08 AM (38UQ3)
Wasn't Barry the product of an unwed mother too? Leftists seem to think that turned out pretty well, no?
Posted by: alguÌn obstétrico at May 05, 2010 08:12 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 08:13 PM (6zI97)
I understand mpfs, itÂ’s nice that you are able to go visit your family for your birthday.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Which is why I hope they make an example of this latest Pakistani dickhead. Lengthen his neck in Times Square. I hope they allow cellphone cameras.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 08:14 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:15 PM (NxywY)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 05, 2010 08:15 PM (t5thT)
Well their hearts are in the right place, they've caught the same establishment virus as McCain, Steele, and the rest.
Business as usual isn't going to cut it anymore folks. Obama looted the treasury and has shattered the rules of our old political system. Playing nice is a recipe for the death of our nation...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2010 08:15 PM (bgcml)
I really don't want Gaga to end up in the unmarked graves of other starlets. (Like Paula Abdul...)
I know, I know... who collects the man-cards around here?
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 08:16 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 05, 2010 08:17 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at May 05, 2010 08:17 PM (bv1hq)
That would be me. *sticks card in bra* You can get it back when the morons say you can.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:18 PM (gofDd)
Yep I think they are on edge too. But my friend was saying there are plenty of ways to have them bring gas to you so you don't have to leave the vehicle so that is what made her flip out when she heard this. It is just weird though I mean what are the odds of it being Arizona plates...? something doesn't feel right.
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 08:18 PM (p302b)
Permanent Revocation. Here's your skirt.
Posted by: AoSHQ Man Card Compliance Team at May 05, 2010 08:18 PM (zEg8u)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 08:19 PM (6zI97)
LOL, imagine one of those two over on the Corner. END. CHAOS.
Posted by: Zimriel at May 05, 2010 08:19 PM (wg1yv)
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 06, 2010 12:17 AM (gofDd)
So true. And remember acting isn't the only career choice for a attractive young woman. In fact, I would suggest that any such bright, nubile lass should spend some time under me, in my new internship program.
Posted by: Los Slick Willy el humidor at May 05, 2010 08:19 PM (bgcml)
.. who collects the man-cards around here?
Actually, yours is probably just going to burst into flames. If not, burn it.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 08:19 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 06, 2010 12:18 AM (gofDd)
and when they do give it back I get to reach in the bra and take the card back for you Zimreil
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:20 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 08:20 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 06, 2010 12:16 AM (wg1yv)
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2010 08:20 PM (bgcml)
Your penance is to eat a whole rack of barbecued beef back ribs, the whole rack mind you, in one sitting; While drinking at least 36 oz of beer. get too it heathen.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 05, 2010 08:21 PM (t5thT)
I'm really heartbroken that it was just a broken down U-Haul and that racist Arizona teabaggers won't be rounded up and shot for their terrorism plots
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at May 05, 2010 08:21 PM (sYxEE)
She's like Madonna v. 2. I guess if you've lived through the 80's, you've been there done that. I'm sure that Gaga is talented, but her performances and attempt at shock value is a little overdone and gets boring. jmho.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 05, 2010 08:21 PM (pq986)
Yep I think they are on edge too.
I'm on fkn edge right now. My Mom is traveling in a "dangerous" zone. Please pray for a week of no news-worthy terrorist events. Thanks!
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 08:21 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: fartbubble at May 05, 2010 08:22 PM (gAmQ1)
I have a mat you'll wish to purchase.
Posted by: Tom Smykowski at May 05, 2010 08:22 PM (zEg8u)
Posted by: The Wookie at May 05, 2010 08:22 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: David C at May 05, 2010 08:23 PM (ihhMS)
Oh fer fuks sake - ALL UHAUL TRUCKS HAVE ARIZONA PLATES!
We've only gone over this half a dozen times in the thread, fuck.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 08:23 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: curious at May 06, 2010 12:18 AM (p302b)
Pretty darn good odds since, as has been stated, all U-Haul trucks have Arizona plates (something I did not know).
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 08:23 PM (6/nr7)
Posted by: cuntessa brewer II at May 05, 2010 08:24 PM (ocax6)
People feel that a good person is putting on airs & feels decidedly superior. They are also supposedly perfect. Some individuals feel trapped by this image & decide they need to do something racy to get attention. Ingrid Bergman & Audrey Hepburn did the same thing. (Though AH only played a part in a movie.)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hates David Cameron, but... at May 05, 2010 08:24 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Zimriel at May 06, 2010 12:16 AM
David Bowie - Heroes
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:24 PM (sYxEE)
$350 seems kinda low for that.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:24 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: David C at May 06, 2010 12:23 AM (ihhMS)
he recently posted that they can call us teabaggers now because of a snarky article by Breitbart calling himself a teabagger and oh yeah something about Captain America comics and a Duck picture he posted, the comment count is embarassing compared to other blogs
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (NxywY)
sorry I'm doing ten things at once and trying to get something in...i thought I was keeping up pretty good but guess not...my spologies.
That's weird though ALL U hauls have Arizona plates,why? Oh and a friend of mine tried to rent a u haul to go back home, in NY and he finally gave up and rented a regular van and sold everything that wouldn't fit in the van.
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (p302b)
Posted by: El GGE, Hall of Fame ONT Moron at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (6/nr7)
U-Haul is based in Arizona, henceforth they would have those plates
Almost all Ryder trucks have FL or GA plates
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:26 PM (sYxEE)
imagine if celebrity sex tapes where around the time of Grace Kelly..oh my
Posted by: David C at May 05, 2010 08:27 PM (ihhMS)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 05, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)
Didn't Joe DiMaggio go to great lengths to hide a Marlyn Monroe sex take that is now out on the internet?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:28 PM (cMo6P)
I will be your drinking partner if you want to get drunk.
We can virtually do shots together, if you're up for it. How many do you need?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:29 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: ¿Dondé esta el ron? at May 06, 2010 12:17 AM (gofDd)
--Shit, I started at 16!
Posted by: Hannah Montana at May 05, 2010 08:29 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Guy Rapidly Getting Drunk and Saying Fuck Everything at May 05, 2010 08:29 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:30 PM (gofDd)
I.Want.Him.NOW.
So cute! I love corgis! I want a corgi for my next dog.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:31 PM (gofDd)
Still not drunk. Dammit.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2010 12:28 AM (RZ8pf)
I am still here mujer hermos, and I am calling to you.
Posted by: The Tequila Worm at May 05, 2010 08:31 PM (bgcml)
#815
Since you are in Seattle, may I suggest Ranier Ice for all your drunken needs.
( I liked it once upon a time when I took a visit to Whitworth College.)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 08:31 PM (8OTio)
It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato!
Posted by: El Profesor de Logística de Negocios at May 05, 2010 08:32 PM (Mmw0q)
No Rum havenÂ’t seen the new Miley Cyrus video, IÂ’m assuming they arenÂ’t featuring it on Disney so I doubt IÂ’ll be exposed to it. Had to listen to some painful Demi Lovato singing the other night though. Blech.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:32 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum
http://i41.tinypic.com/30mpnbt.jpg
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:32 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2010 12:24 AM (sYxEE)
Hey bud...read your post earlier about how you're so over-qualified for all the jobs that are available. I was in exactly the same boat, but fkn FINALLY I got a great job. It'll come around for you, too, just remember that you're better than 90% or more of the applicants out there. The right situation will find you, I swear. It took me two damn years, hope your search is shorter than that.....
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 08:33 PM (n1ZIV)
God I hope that actually works. I’m gonna start beating the shit out of people who annoy me and just scream “No Assault and/or Battery Intended”.
Posted by: Mallamutt at May 06, 2010 12:32 AM (V9SYy)
Usually works for us.
Posted by: Peaceful Union Thugs at May 05, 2010 08:34 PM (bgcml)
I’m gonna start beating the shit out of people who annoy me and just scream “No Assault and/or Battery Intended”.
That's just hilarious, for some reason. But then I'm about a six pack in so far.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 08:34 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 08:34 PM (ocax6)
Z Ryan, not sure I should do shots while my son is still awake and sitting at the table doing his homeworkÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:35 PM (RZ8pf)
It's not rape is you shout "surprise!"
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:35 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2010 12:34 AM (ocax6)
I thought we left the double posting to Ace?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2010 12:26 AM (NxywY)
Good. Then maybe we could get together and talk about those who did!!! More fun!
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 06, 2010 12:30 AM (gofDd)
too sexy, no. It's still a crappy video for a crappy song though
Posted by: fartbubble at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hates David Cameron, but... at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Guy Rapidly Getting Drunk and Saying Fuck Everything at May 05, 2010 08:36 PM (6zI97)
Arrggghhh, this is so sad. A Shepard that was probably used to train fighting dogs, damn that pisses me off.
Beautiful dog, wish I could adopt about a hundred of these little doggehs.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 08:37 PM (6hFrP)
Tell him it's water.
...I'm going to be a much better father than it seems.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:37 PM (cMo6P)
its time to play guess that passenger, the winner gets a box of girl scout thin mints (yeah right, that shit doesn't last two minutes here)
before the clues, credit where credit is due, she seems very nice, actually a sweetheart level of nice, very down to earth and extremely likeable so please no trashing her
hints: think about the state where i live
i asked her what do you think about rush limbaugh her answer was no comment
i asked her who do you like better, the cubs or the white sox and be careful, i've throw people out for the wrong answer she answer i better say the cubs
she, with a phone call can crush my family with ease
her relative is world known but although she is recognizable, her name really isn't
take a stab
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:38 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:39 PM (gofDd)
Because my son is the devil and refuses to go to sleep before 10pm. IÂ’ve stopped fighting it. I save my energy for other battles. He is a night owl like his dad and me and I donÂ’t care what the child experts say, I know my son and what he needs and he does better when he isnÂ’t forced into bed early because then he just wakes up at 4am and trust me thatÂ’s no fun for any of us.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 08:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby hates David Cameron, but... at May 05, 2010 08:40 PM (Yq+qN)
PGiS. How long until you can drink with me?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:41 PM (cMo6P)
I always say, just lay back and enjoy it.
Posted by: Bob Knight at May 06, 2010 12:37 AM (8OTio)
+1
Relax and enjoy it!
Posted by: Clayton Williams at May 05, 2010 08:41 PM (Mmw0q)
I like the costume design. The song's okay but it's too much synthesizing. Hate that shit.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:42 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Guy Rapidly Getting Drunk and Saying Fuck Everything at May 05, 2010 08:42 PM (6zI97)
#852
May your son grow up to be the next Frank Sinatra or John Connor, our society may need them both.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 06, 2010 12:38 AM (gg4j2)
I gots two guesses.....jack and squat
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (NxywY)
It was David Frum or David Brooks!
those elists fags would walk
another hint: who else is known with hawaii
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (gg4j2)
They are good dogs, but, like all other purebreds, have some serious health issues when they get older. It's also funny that people think all Brits have corgis, just b/c the Queen (& her mother before her) have/had corgis.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (Yq+qN)
I love shepherds. I've had two shep mixes. Great dogs. I've only had dogs for a short part of my life, but now I can't imagine not having one.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:43 PM (gofDd)
Because my son is the devil and refuses to go to sleep before 10pm. IÂ’ve stopped fighting it. I save my energy for other battles. He is a night owl like his dad and me and I donÂ’t care what the child experts say, I know my son and what he needs and he does better when he isnÂ’t forced into bed early because then he just wakes up at 4am and trust me thatÂ’s no fun for any of us.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2010 12:40 AM (RZ8pf)
He should focus more on the "sleep-on/sleep-off" program. I can advise you for a modest wage.
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at May 05, 2010 08:44 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:44 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:45 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2010 08:46 PM (zEg8u)
Posted by: Young Renaissance Man (AKA: YRM: Probably The Youngest Guy On Here) at May 05, 2010 08:46 PM (38UQ3)
Ann Arbor elementary school bans white students from field trip, principal defends discrimination
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:46 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:49 PM (gg4j2)
He only admits to the aunt in Boston, the sister we saw once, the brother in Africa and the MIL....you had the mother in law?
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 08:49 PM (p302b)
NC,
Wasn't me that said I was overqualified, in fact most of the jobs available I come up a bit short, like network administrators or operations managers.
I hope something comes around soon, being poor really sucks
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:50 PM (sYxEE)
Z Ryan beat me to the Don Ho crack. Damn it!
Yeah I always hated it when the Don Ho crack got closed before I could plug it. Bitches!
Posted by: Rock fkn Hudson at May 05, 2010 08:51 PM (n1ZIV)
it was his..........
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 06, 2010 12:50 AM (gg4j2)
Illegal alien aunt?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:51 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 08:51 PM (gofDd)
Of course King Barry will run in and grab all the credit
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:51 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 08:53 PM (p302b)
it was his..........
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 06, 2010 12:50 AM (gg4j2)The doctor that delivered him (he was visiting from Kenya of course)
Posted by: Tyoical teabagging redneck birther at May 05, 2010 08:54 PM (uv+PN)
911 thats her
having obama's blood relative in the car you would expect evil and hate oozing from her but she is actually really cool
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:54 PM (gg4j2)
I don't doubt he was born in Hawaii. They just withhold it to build speculation; the McCain campaign would have found it.
But what happens in 2012... state laws... should be interesting.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:56 PM (cMo6P)
needless to say, we are in full crisis mode here because of t's job
she's like please tell you didn't say something stupid
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:56 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (E5V01)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Mittens/T-Paw ( We are drunk too!) at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 06, 2010 12:53 AM (yfJ6g)
Funny, she doesn't look a thing like Obumbles
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2010 12:50 AM (sYxEE)
Well then my bad for assuming that your intelligent, well-thought-out posts would make you over-qualified for most of the jobs posted these days. Kidding of course!!!
I had to ask my Mom to help me cover some basic bills and it was embarrassing as hell. But you'd be amazed at the thrifty spending habits that unemployment can develop! The strong can overcome, and you are strong. What sucks is that the rest of our damn economy isn't as strong as you are.
Posted by: Rock fkn Hudson at May 05, 2010 08:57 PM (n1ZIV)
Posted by: Editor at May 05, 2010 08:58 PM (YX6i/)
it was sooooooooo hard not to say anything about her brother at all
but in a way i feel sorry for her because now her life is in a spotlight too because of him
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 08:58 PM (gg4j2)
If the McCain campaign found it, they would have kept it quiet since they wanted to bring a butterknife to a gang war
Hillary on the other hand would have made use of it
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 08:58 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at May 05, 2010 08:59 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:00 PM (gg4j2)
having obama's blood relative in the car you would expect evil and hate oozing from her but she is actually really cool
She actually seems pretty upbeat. Sounds like she has a better view of the world than he does, though it might be because she's a Buddhist. Also see she is well-educated.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:00 PM (yfJ6g)
I think his sister seemed OK in all the coverage. So, she doesnÂ’t travel with any sort of security? Seems like his family members would be accorded that.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:01 PM (RZ8pf)
That family is harder to keep track of than 16th-century European royalty.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2010 09:01 PM (zEg8u)
#883
You are from Racita, CA. Liar!
Posted by: Daniel Son at May 06, 2010 12:48 AMWe might be the armpit of The Valley, but we know how to spell our name
Posted by: Reseda, CA at May 05, 2010 09:01 PM (sYxEE)
oh man, my stupid moment
one of the ladies she was with said its rare to see a caucasian cab driver in hawaii
i said "ohoh, where is it, i have to toss my whitey card" DOOOOOH
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:02 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Reseda, CA at May 06, 2010 01:01 AM
If Reseda is the armpit, what is Pacoima?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2010 09:03 PM (sYxEE)
PGIS none at all
her and some friends from the big island are just enjoying a quick vacation it seems
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:04 PM (gg4j2)
Not saying she's necessarily a good person, but she looks & sounds so much different than Barack, even though they seem to share the same views. What happened?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:05 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: curious at May 05, 2010 09:05 PM (p302b)
oh, and she has my business card so she has my name, number, and e-mail addy
and i ran a red light
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:05 PM (gg4j2)
I had to misplace one or two of themÂ…Â…yea, that it.
Sometimes, I get up to get one, and realize there's a full one sitting right in front of me.
Yayyy, beer.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 09:06 PM (6hFrP)
I think of that & volcanoes...plus a garden paradise. But mostly the volcanoes.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:07 PM (Yq+qN)
m80b, i don't know
maybe its because she stayed here instead of moving to chicago and hanging with commies
all in all, she's pretty awesome
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:07 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:07 PM (cMo6P)
I am so fucking pissed. They apprehended the home invasion robbers here; and hey guess what all four of them are pleading “not guilty” to murder. Yeah, that’s going to really work well for you assholes considering you shot the man in cold blood in front of his wife and son.
Yeah, and lo and behold, 2 of the 4 are African American, one is mixed race, and I honestly have no idea what race the chick is besides ugly beast.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 09:07 PM (n1ZIV)
Is she? I didn't even know she existed. Only his fanboys would stalk her, I'd think.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:08 PM (gofDd)
#883
You are from Racita, CA. Liar!
Posted by: Daniel Son at May 06, 2010 12:48 AMWe might be the armpit of The Valley, but we know how to spell our name
Posted by: Reseda, CA at May 06, 2010 01:01 AM (sYxEE)
Ohhhhhh! I was trying to figure out where the hell "Racita" was.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:09 PM (gofDd)
I know I have reached a new low in my life when "Daniel Son", "Receda, CA", and "Rio Linda" are some of my socks. ( Not a cry for help...I think.)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 09:09 PM (8OTio)
oh, and she has my business card so she has my name, number, and e-mail addy
and i ran a red light
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 06, 2010 01:05 AM (gg4j2)
Hmm, hauling around a somewhat important persons, moving violations... you sound like our kind of driver. Want a job?
Posted by: Joe Biden's Motorcade at May 05, 2010 09:10 PM (uv+PN)
Posted by: Z Tex Avery Wolf, looking at reheads at May 05, 2010 09:11 PM (cMo6P)
Beaning ol' Jugears in that smarmy arrogant kisser with a slushball is a dream of mine too.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2010 09:12 PM (zEg8u)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:12 PM (cMo6P)
967 Beaning ol' Jugears in that smarmy arrogant kisser with a slushball is a dream of mine too.
plus you know with that bitch throw of his you won't get hit with one back
Posted by: policiademarinajose at May 05, 2010 09:13 PM (gg4j2)
I like Z Ryan’s new abbreviation for me, fits my current mood “GPiS” stands for “gigantically pissed in Seattle.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
They just said on the news (abc) that BO is "going to start pushing for immigration reform and it won't be easy", this after he spoke spanish Mexican of cinco de mayo and once again trashed the Arizona law...
FTFY
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:15 PM (gofDd)
A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin.
Bartenders says - whats that?
It is a white russian, without the ice or the cup.
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2010 09:17 PM (/7iXI)
Posted by: fartbubble at May 05, 2010 09:18 PM (gAmQ1)
Oh Rum it is already happening, the sister of one said that obviously her brother just got mixed up with the wrong crowd. And, the one they are still looking for (got the story wrong, only 3 caught so far) turns out he was hailed as a hero a few months ago when he rescued people from a burning home. And, we need to feel sorry for him anyway because he moved here after his home was destroyed in Katrina.
Yep, the victim cards are already being played quite effectively.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:18 PM (RZ8pf)
he moved here after his home was destroyed in Katrina.
A Katrina Evacuee committing murder?! The HELL you say!
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 09:21 PM (6hFrP)
I'd make a deal with these people. They can run a mile to a wall and with me aiming at their backs with a rifle. If they make it over the wall before I hit them, they get their freedom.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:22 PM (gofDd)
Z Ryan, let me rescue my son from the bathtub where he is staging battles between Indiana Jones and the Germans and pop him into bed and then IÂ’ll go get my shot glass.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:23 PM (RZ8pf)
We could televise it too!
Posted by: Damon Killian at May 05, 2010 09:25 PM (zEg8u)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 06, 2010 01:22 AM (gofDd)
Hell yeah!!!!
Posted by: Moron who hopes you're good with a rifle at May 05, 2010 09:25 PM (uv+PN)
Posted by: Dave at May 05, 2010 09:25 PM (fXLML)
Posted by: Damon Killian at May 06, 2010 01:25 AM (zEg8u)
Make it Pay Per View and give me a percentage of the profit.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:26 PM (gofDd)
About an hour ago, I could have beat my dog to death.
I couldn't stand to look at her much less touch her in anything but rage and fury.
The thing is...
Early yesterday morning she stopped breathing... and then her heart stopped...and then everything kind of relaxed.
I kind of figured that we had crossed some sort of a line, and I was now the owner of a carcass that needed disposing of as opposed to a wonderful dawg.
I was wrong.
When I got on the phone to the vet's office she popped back up.
She has spent most of today in a pain free semi-comatose state.
Until, about an hour ago.
Now she's all full of beans and curious and wanting to explore the world and shit like she can see/ hear/ smell the way she used to 6 months ago.
I had to take her outside, where she wanted to be.
I can't explain the revulsion and anger I felt when I chained her up to the lamp-post.
I went right away to my next door neighbor and explained that "I'm gonna beat my Dog".
He lost an old dawg about a year ago. It was painful to watch.
We both agreed that my girl was looking more chipper than she has in months.
I got a hug and a supervised punch to a wall.
It's nice to have neighbors...
My zombie dog is just right now looking at me with a gleam in her eye, tongue hanging out and roguish grin on her face as if to say, "Hey! Wanna go down to the river and chase some rabbits?".
I would oblige her, but for the fact that as chipper as she is feeling just this moment she doesn't seem to have complete control of such things as her hind legs.
I dunno, I guess that I'll just pet her and push on her head (she loves that, don't know why, always has, always will).
But, mostly this sucks.
I STG my dog died in my arms this morning.
But she's not dead yet and there is no compelling reason that my vet and I can come up with to "put her down".
She's probably going to go in her sleep, like she almost did this morning.
The question is when.
OMG! Stupid jackass wants to play Tug -O-War? Now?
Okay...
I'm game.
This is killing me
Posted by: Deety at May 05, 2010 09:26 PM (aVzyR)
To be fair, our navy sucked balls aside from the submarine arm, so it's not unlikely that one American with a whip could've beat them.
Posted by: Nazi Supermen at May 05, 2010 09:27 PM (zEg8u)
Tell us about it! We lost hundreds of thousands of us in D.C. from malnutrition.
Posted by: brain slug of the brain slug planet at May 05, 2010 09:28 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2010 01:18 AM (RZ8pf)
I bet it was all the asbestos from the trailer he was forced to live in that made him go crazy.
Posted by: Random Moonbat at May 05, 2010 09:29 PM (uv+PN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:29 PM (cMo6P)
Seriously, though, that's amazing. My old dog faded really fast, to the point she couldn't even move, so we had to put her down. Saddest effing day of my life.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:29 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 09:30 PM (NxywY)
"I'm gonna beat my Dog".
WTF is wrong with you?
Asshole. Dog's gonna be gone soon, and all you want to do is abuse it? Fucker.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 05, 2010 09:31 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:34 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2010 01:30 AM (NxywY)
Posted by: Irony at May 05, 2010 09:35 PM (uv+PN)
/As for my dog, situation like with Rum's dog.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:36 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 05, 2010 09:38 PM (NxywY)
Meh...
She's a Border Collie/Aussie Shep hybrid but even at her physical peak she was too easily distracted to seriously run down prey.
Now?
Even I can out run her.
(Don't know why I feel the need to run the old gal down like that but apparently, I do.)
Posted by: Deety at May 05, 2010 09:40 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: OxyCon at May 05, 2010 09:40 PM (eJ7Yr)
OK Z Ryan, shot of blue tequila poured and IÂ’m ready to go.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:42 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 09:42 PM (8OTio)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:43 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:43 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:45 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 09:45 PM (gofDd)
In 5 min (if you're ready), you up for another? We have to get drunk.
Do you have a webcam?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:46 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:47 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:51 PM (cMo6P)
1025
It's all good. Only a moron would choose the endangered (and delicious) Delta Smelt as his name. I'm from the Mile High City. Where you be from?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 05, 2010 09:51 PM (8OTio)
Also: Liberal pacifist college acquaintance who joined the military is now getting out because the military hasn't been fighting hard enough in the A-stan. Yeah, his opinion is contradictory, but I also think it's interesting.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:51 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:53 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 09:54 PM (cMo6P)
"Every day George read the casualty reports. ... It was heartbreaking. One night at dinner he was particularly silent. Barbara and Jenna were there, teasing him, trying to get him to laugh. Eventually he just got up and excused himself. I told them then that a packed military helicopter had been shot down that morning over a field outside Baghdad."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 09:57 PM (yfJ6g)
No Z Ryan, who is probably already drunk, I meant the tequila is “full on” not some wimpy stuff.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 09:57 PM (RZ8pf)
She turns around and it's President Bush, not with his family but just secret service. Apparently the church she chose was the one he went to. They chit-chatted for a while, and he invited her to the White House. Ever since, throughout his Presidency, he'd have her over for about half an hour ever 6 months, just to chat.
How cool is that.
My shot is poured and ready. Say GO.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:00 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:05 PM (cMo6P)
Asshole. Dog's gonna be gone soon, and all you want to do is abuse it? Fucker.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 06, 2010 01:31 AM (6hFrP)
That was my question.
WTF is wrong with me?
Shouldn't I have been thrilled that not only is my baby alive but she also wants to play?
I wasn't thrilled.
I was confused and grieving and set to start sobbing.
I can't even begin to account for the anger I felt.
Sorry to put it so frankly, but for more than a few moments I hated my sweet puppeh.
Enough to even contemplate kicking her.
That's effed up.
Of course, I never did, and never would hurt my puppeh.
Recognizing that I was in the grip of some sort of powerful emotion I sought some contact from a neighbor.
Sorry to bug you all on the ONT with this as well but I'm a little bit freaked by my over-reaction and want to kind of talk myself down from the emotional wall.
Posted by: Deety at May 05, 2010 10:05 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 06, 2010 01:57 AM (yfJ6g)
So Bush couldn't keep his composure in front of our troops. I respect that, 'cause I can't either. Because I appreciate their service to me, my family, and our country. Not in that order.
Yet B to the fkn (saddam) hussein plays golf about every week. Fuck him and the hairy-ass Chewbaccca-lookin whore he rode in on. Like I can sleep anyway, with our country going to some version of bill ayers' socialist/marxist hell. God, I can't wait to express my opinions to my obama-lovin' dumbass family!
Supported, of course, by facts and a calm demeanor. Aaaargh!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2010 10:07 PM (n1ZIV)
Deety, you are keyed up and emotional and have prepared for the worst and so when it didnÂ’t happen your emotions were pulled out from under you like a rug. From others things youÂ’ve said on the ONT I know that you love animals and I think you are just in a really bad place right now. Enjoy the time you have left with your dog, and be prepared for the roller coaster of emotions you will be feeling.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 10:15 PM (Yq+qN)
Now she's switching between Coma-Sleep and Hyper-Alert.
There is absolutely no gradation or transition.
It's almost binary.
That can't be fun.
Doesn't seem to bother her really but it's disturbing to watch.
Posted by: Deety at May 05, 2010 10:16 PM (aVzyR)
You know IÂ’ve got to say, doing shots with a guy on the Internet is not nearly as thrilling as doing it in person.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)
I have a friend who just said to me in this past month that he changed his opinion on GWB... to something I agree with. He said he now trusts him and thinks he was honest. That was always a bit sticking point with me: I knew where he was coming from. What does Bill Clinton think about anything? Who knows? But I know what GWB thinks and I know where he's coming from.
I think he's one of the most interesting figures in all of history.
I wish I knew him like him or God. Wouldn't that be something?
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:19 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:20 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:22 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:24 PM (gofDd)
Great, IÂ’m drinking shots with a guy in his underwear on the Internet.
You know, when you imagine the places your life might take you, this ainÂ’t one of them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)
I would have talked baseball. He did own the Rangers.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:25 PM (cMo6P)
You know IÂ’ve got to say, doing shots with a guy on the Internet is not nearly as thrilling as doing it in person.
Yeah and this whole Internet-dating thing...he/she's not NEARLY as life-like as my "son" "Greg."
Posted by: Mrs. Brady at May 05, 2010 10:26 PM (Uo3pT)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:26 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 10:26 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:28 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:30 PM (cMo6P)
He definitely had convictions. Not always the ones we would've liked, but he certainly had them. It's also too bad KR didn't play to Bush 43's strengths more. The White House website used to be full of great refutations against the Dems & other things, but they should have mentioned them more often in person. That said, I miss them both.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 10:30 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:34 PM (cMo6P)
1058 Her car accident? That's what they joked about?
Wow. What hateful bitches.
All except the younger woman. They also acted like it was news, even though it's been out there for ages. I own the book George & Laura by Christopher Anderson, & he mentions it there.
I also don't understand how women can stand that show. It was a last resort for me, & I'm sorry that I watched. Together those 3 must have the IQ of a gnat.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 10:35 PM (Yq+qN)
But when teh Dummy took over after Bush, I felt like life as I knew it was going to end.
Damn, I hate being right.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:36 PM (gofDd)
Great, IÂ’m drinking shots with a guy in his underwear on the Internet.
Could be worse; there could be no underwear.
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 10:38 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 10:40 PM (6zI97)
Holy shit! I had a cat that did that once but never... wow.
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 10:41 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: Max Entropy at May 05, 2010 10:41 PM (7FgWm)
It took 1074 posts, but someone won the thread.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:43 PM (cMo6P)
Z Ryan, can I use you as a dating reference?
“In a former life she was a great date. I think maybe it was in Egypt. Or perhaps England after Waterloo. Or the 1920s, yeah, that’s it, the 1920s.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at May 05, 2010 10:48 PM (6zI97)
Posted by: Z Ryan (just kidding) at May 05, 2010 10:50 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: conscious and checking to see who is still awake at May 05, 2010 10:50 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:52 PM (gofDd)
1076 Godamm Chinese shovel can do everything except let you have more than one kid and google freely. Posted by: Max Entropy
It took 1074 posts, but someone won the thread.
Posted by: Z
Ryan at May 06, 2010 02:43 AM (cMo6P)
I second that nomination.
LMAO
Posted by: hobgoblin at May 05, 2010 10:57 PM (PpeVF)
Sleepy. And horny. Situation normal, Z Ryan.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 10:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 05, 2010 10:58 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 10:59 PM (cMo6P)
Definitely was wound during the '04 elections, & I checked the swing-state polls every day after my last class. (Came in handy during Poli Sci. My prof & I actually had a discussion about one Barack Obama. :sigh
By the time '07 came, I started to worry about who would become president next. President Bush was just so tired all the time, & it hit me that Hillary could become the next Prez. Then came Obumbles, & I couldn't believe it-- it was like running a rock star. Only went downhill from there, as you all know. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 10:59 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:00 PM (yfJ6g)
Z Ryan, honey, IÂ’d love to but I have to be in a classroom with 21 2nd graders at 9am tomorrow morning, so IÂ’m afraid you are on your own from here on out.
If it is any comfort, IÂ’m about to hop in my shower (with the massaging shower head, naturally) and fantasize about naughty things we used to do together in our previous life.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 05, 2010 11:05 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: sonnyspats at May 05, 2010 11:06 PM (68tQb)
Posted by: fluffy, masshole at May 05, 2010 11:06 PM (SwkdU)
For the first time in my life I got kicked out of class. 1st period stats was just ending when my teacher read an e-mail that a plane had just hit the WTC. I ran to my next class, Health, and turned on the TV. We watched as a second plane hit and eventually as the towers came down.
We were watching until class ended, talking and amazed.
I went to my 3rd period: Spanish.
My teacher turned off the TV, saying it didn't matter. It. Didn't. Matter. I was acing her class and we had a repour, so it shocked her that I argued with her that THIS WAS HISTORY HAPPENING, and that we needed to watch. I got angry (and I was a RESERVED kid, bigtime). I yelled at her until she kicked me out of the class. Not one minute later, an announcement came on the loudspeaker that said class should be canceled for the TV because this was HISTORY IN THE HAPPENING.
Hardy har har.
The world occurred to me since then and I was determined to learn. I had two history teachers, one a drunk democrat and one a former divorce attorney republican (which I didn't learn until later, when I realized how important he was to me and my education. He's the only teacher I ever got detention from). 2004 I was 18 and got to vote in my first election.
I went to a Bush rally.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:08 PM (cMo6P)
If it is any comfort, IÂ’m about to hop in my shower (with the massaging shower head, naturally) and fantasize about naughty things we used to do together in our previous life.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2010 03:05 AM (RZ8pf)
BUNK!
Posted by: conscious and checking to see who is still awake at May 05, 2010 11:08 PM (YVZlY)
You enjoy that... pulsating?... showerhead.
I'm gonna drink until I pass out. Then run when I wake up. Oy.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:08 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 05, 2010 11:11 PM (jSYzV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 06, 2010 03:11 AM (jSYzV)
Pssh! He's a piker.
Posted by: Jim Traficant at May 05, 2010 11:13 PM (uv+PN)
Posted by: fluffy, 5th district Masshole at May 05, 2010 11:15 PM (SwkdU)
Next class was Lit & Vocab, & I got to listen to the radio b/c I'd already finished the assignment. The teachers were trying to put rabbit ears on the TV so it would work properly. I remember seeing the 2nd plane hit, & all those other reports. Saw lots of carnage & other grisly things. All the radio reports were that 20planes were missing, & that no one knew where the president was.
We were too stunned to say much of anything the next little while, other than wondering if it was the end of the world. I remember we had a long prayer session at lunch, & everyone was crying, even the headmaster. Turned on the news as soon as I got home. Next day, we asked the Bible teacher if it was Armageddon or the end of the world, since he's an NT expert. He thought it might be, but he didn't know. Lots of uncertainty in those days, & lots of fear. So many things seen on TV that everyone now wants to forget. But Pres Bush's speeches made me a big fan, & I was happy to cast my 1st ballot for him in '04. Everything came down to the GWOT.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:22 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 05, 2010 11:26 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:26 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: fluffy, 5th district Masshole at May 06, 2010 03:15 AM (SwkdU)
My seat is always up for grabs!
(Oh, you mean my Congressional seat? Then yeah I ain't goin' anywhere... suckas.)
Posted by: Bawney Frank at May 05, 2010 11:29 PM (uv+PN)
I was a quiet kid, but when I had an opinion, I would push it.
That same year, my English teacher wanted to talk about racism. It turned into no class for 2 weeks while her and I argued every day, period start to period end. Not kidding or exaggerating.
She was a good person though. She was my 4th period teacher on 9/11 and left the TV on for us. She eventually quit being a teacher cuz she couldn't handle the idiot kids, and I don't blame her.
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:32 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not dave!) at May 05, 2010 11:37 PM (s9UWL)
Stop it.
Stop it!
STOP IT, MOMMY!!!!
....whoa...
Posted by: Z Ryan at May 05, 2010 11:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not dave!) at May 05, 2010 11:51 PM (s9UWL)
Posted by: fluffy goes all night! at May 05, 2010 11:59 PM (SwkdU)
Yes, until I graduated HS in 2003. Afterward, went to a community college w/ a vet tech specialty from '03-'05, then private university from '05-'08.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 06, 2010 12:02 AM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 06, 2010 12:04 AM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not dave!) at May 06, 2010 12:07 AM (s9UWL)
“Harrison killed one machinegunner with his first attempt and felled the other with his next shot. He then let off a final round to knock the enemy weapon out of action”
Three shot and the last shot he purposely disable the enemy weapon. You know how far fetch this is? ItÂ’s like it came from a movie or TV show. Three shots, 100% hit ratio at over 2700 yards. ItÂ’s like saying you won the Mega Million lottery three times in a roll.
The greatest marksmen in the world could not done what he has done. Only a handful of people have ever made a kill beyond 2k yards and they did not do it on their first shot.
Posted by: jdun1911 at May 06, 2010 12:13 AM (ULOKF)
Posted by: fluffy soldiers on at May 06, 2010 01:10 AM (SwkdU)
My youngest loves body art but is freaked out by needles and anything permanent. She constantly is drawing on herself and anybody sitting near her.
Posted by: katya at
May 05, 2010 11:14 PM (OhZLC)
She didn't recently run into any alien robots, did
she?
She resides in Anime land. Pretty sure that included alien robots.
Posted by: katya at May 05, 2010 11:24 PM (OhZLC)
I know a girl like that.
Posted by: akornzombie at May 06, 2010 01:16 AM (MgnVj)
I'd make a deal with these people. They can run a mile to a wall and with me aiming at their backs with a rifle. If they make it over the wall before I hit them, they get their freedom.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 06, 2010 01:22 AM (gofDd)
I think I'm in love.... BTW, I recommend something in .338 Laupa. Nice flat trajectory and hell of a range too.
Posted by: akornzombie at May 06, 2010 03:52 AM (MgnVj)
Posted by: DavidM at May 06, 2010 04:21 AM (R/e5b)
Plus, I carry a Leatherman in a belt pouch every day that will do everything that widget will do except function as a shovel, a climbing grapnel or a makeshift defensive shield - but with which I can quickly make any or all of those - and it will do a few other clever things as well. And, it weighs about a half-pound and won't rust (made of stainless steel).
Nice, catchy music, too - sounds like a U.S.Western movie theme from the '60s or '70s, maybe How The West Was Won, or several of the John Wayne epics...
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 08, 2010 05:17 PM (yW9En)
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