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April 02, 2010

Make It Stop Before My Heart Cute-plodes!
— Ace

A family nursed a malnourished deer back to health. Now it plays with the dog.

Notice the dog and the deer are playing -- acting out aggression routines in sport-form -- but they'e playing two different games. The deer's game is a little more dangerous, as he starts windmilling those hard hooves around.

The dog mostly just wants to play keep-away with the ball.

Thanks to rdbrewer.

Posted by: Ace at 10:34 AM | Comments (130)
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Ace, the country's descending into chaos, and all you post is this cutesy crap?!?!

Punch down, punch down!

/Wait, the lines are crossed, aren't they?

Posted by: Warren Bonehead at April 02, 2010 10:36 AM (9hSKh)

2 It's all fun 'til somebody winds up eaten.

Posted by: nickless at April 02, 2010 10:37 AM (MMC8r)

3 And back-strap was enjoyed by all.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 10:38 AM (I1/U/)

4 In before the venison jokes.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 10:38 AM (W5NBA)

5 Yeah, my warrior cat does the same thing with my naked foot.

Posted by: 1sttofight at April 02, 2010 10:39 AM (vPYw1)

6 mammals, my kind of people.

Posted by: gomm at April 02, 2010 10:39 AM (Ibk1S)

7 That fawn fights like I imagine Obama fights.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 10:39 AM (I1/U/)

8 Guess I won't need that feeder this year.

Posted by: The Deerhunter at April 02, 2010 10:40 AM (ucq49)

9 The deer gets a few good knocks on the dog's noggin ... but then the dawg rips the deer's throat out at the end ... I didn't see that coming.

Hopefully this family doesn't let little kids play with punching Bambi.

Posted by: bill at April 02, 2010 10:40 AM (x49/7)

10 Keep the ball and the canoli, shoot the deer

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2010 10:41 AM (0GFWk)

11 And soccer was the unifying theme. The only truly internationalspecies sport.

Posted by: CUS at April 02, 2010 10:41 AM (wOGfT)

12 That dog is an embarrassment to all dogs.

Must be a Democrat dog.

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 02, 2010 10:41 AM (H6Jyg)

The dog mostly just wants to play keep-away with the ball.

Sounds like the perfect metaphore for the recent republican / democrat tactics during the health care legislation.

Posted by: Disapointed at April 02, 2010 10:42 AM (OCfDT)

14 _*pfft!*

Posted by: ace's heart at April 02, 2010 10:42 AM (Kn9r7)

15 way to punch sideways

Posted by: Hobo at April 02, 2010 10:42 AM (V8B//)

Obviously a Tea Party deer. I mean look at how violent it was to the dog who just wanted to play ball. And I mean look at the color of the dog. Need I say more?

Posted by: Main Stream Media at April 02, 2010 10:43 AM (3ZwGl)

17 Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
and the deer and the canines play...

Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 10:43 AM (X5NxQ)

18 That lab calls himself a dog? I'd have herded that deer like SEIU bosses bringing picketers to a teaparty.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 02, 2010 10:44 AM (Kn9r7)

19 Hmmm... I wonder if deer fighting is illegal.

Posted by: Mike Vick at April 02, 2010 10:45 AM (Kn9r7)

20
How come no one does cute stuff with me?

Posted by: The Chicken at April 02, 2010 10:45 AM (bk+kb)

21 Heh, those two cats are sitting there all like "what these fools doin'"?

Posted by: koopy at April 02, 2010 10:45 AM (ctR4U)

22 A Black dog & a White tail deer fighting.

Racist!

Posted by: Hobo at April 02, 2010 10:45 AM (V8B//)

23 Somebody get a spit up that deer's ass. I'll start the grill.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 02, 2010 10:46 AM (5aa4z)

no cat would let that deer live that long

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2010 10:46 AM (NA7sd)

25 They could use this Android app for interspecies communication to clear up their confusion about the game.

Posted by: stuiec at April 02, 2010 10:46 AM (7AOgy)

26 That lab calls himself a dog?

Hey fuck you. I'm a retriever, not a herder. You try running around with something in your mouth bleeding and fighting for it's life.

Posted by: The Black Lab at April 02, 2010 10:46 AM (wOGfT)

27 Venison! It's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at April 02, 2010 10:46 AM (xz7jA)

The deer didn't have the first idea what was going on. It was just randomly striking out at the vastly more intelligent dog. Carnivores vs Herbivores.

Are those crops in the background? Have they been danced around yet?

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 10:47 AM (mEtw0)

29 Human sacrifice, dogs and cats deers living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at April 02, 2010 10:47 AM (9B5OK)

30 Dog is gonna get his skull caved in.

http://tinyurl.com/lylxsl

I think the above video should be front page instead.

Hot chicks? Check.

Rock music? Check.

Electric violins? CHECK!

Posted by: Mortis at April 02, 2010 10:47 AM (QjuDE)

31 They showed this on Red Eye last night. Well, 5 seconds of it anyways.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 10:47 AM (I1/U/)

32
so which one's talking on the video, the dog or the deere?

Posted by: This is Hank Wilson at April 02, 2010 10:48 AM (ouySy)

33 So cute even OJ had to stop and watch.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 02, 2010 10:48 AM (bk+kb)

34 Are those crops in the background? Have they been danced around yet?

Give me a few seconds and we can sacrifice some venison.

Posted by: The Black Lab at April 02, 2010 10:48 AM (wOGfT)

35 I'll never understand this fascination with animals while they are alive.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 10:49 AM (mEtw0)

36 O/T: Could this be true? "April 2, 2010...3:56 pm UNCONFIMRED REPORT: IRANIAN LEADER MAY BE IN CRITICAL CARE AFTER CAR EXPLODES"

Posted by: . at April 02, 2010 10:49 AM (p302b)

37 38 Tea partiers strike again. I bet they called him a mean name too.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 10:50 AM (mEtw0)

38 This is what happens to a black dog in America.

Posted by: Prof. Henry Louis Gates at April 02, 2010 10:50 AM (GL/MG)

39 @37

Ya your right, animals are much more fascinating watching them rot.
The worms and smell can be much more mesmerizing.

Posted by: Hobo at April 02, 2010 10:51 AM (V8B//)

40 38

Sounds like the old exploding potato in the tailpipe gag. Those Iranians are so funny!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at April 02, 2010 10:52 AM (xz7jA)

41 Even the animals know. We must cooperate. To save the planet.

Posted by: The Goracle at April 02, 2010 10:52 AM (ucq49)

42 32 Dog is gonna get his skull caved in.

http://tinyurl.com/lylxsl

I think the above video should be front page instead.

Hot chicks? Check.

Rock music? Check.

Electric violins? CHECK!

Dude...awesome.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 10:52 AM (W5NBA)

43 I think the above video should be front page instead.

I think you are a very wise man.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2010 10:52 AM (NA7sd)

Sounds like the perfect metaphore for the recent republican / democrat tactics during the health care legislation.

And by perfect metaphore, I mean profoundly retarded.

Posted by: Disapointed at April 02, 2010 10:52 AM (OCfDT)

The deer's a browsing herbivore and has no concept of a game based on fighting over a prey item. His game is based on the kind of dominance combat he'll have to engage in when he battles other deer for mating rights.

At the end, the dog -- for a moment -- joins in the deer's game of fisticuffs, but apparently it's not as fun as the keepaway game.

I wonder why those two cats didn't just jump on the backs of the deer and dog, take their ears like reins, and ride them off into the sunset.

Posted by: stuiec at April 02, 2010 10:54 AM (7AOgy)

46 Oh, and uhmm... seriously man....

Cute-plodes?

Is this post your way of trying to tell us something?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at April 02, 2010 10:55 AM (xz7jA)

47 The two cats sit there watching, thinking "Morons."

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 10:56 AM (W5NBA)

48 I hate deer. They're pests. They destroyed two of my cars. I like venison. Thank goodness alot of states finally came to their senses on the bag limits on antlerless deer.

Posted by: Deanna at April 02, 2010 10:56 AM (JXlgX)

49

For some reason, the deer and the dog in this very cute video makes me think of that song by Heart, "The Dog and the Butterfly".

That really , really, really makes me angry.

RAAAAAAAARRRRRRR !!!!

Posted by: Angry White Conservative at April 02, 2010 10:57 AM (t72+4)

50 #47
I wonder why those two cats didn't just jump on the backs of the deer and dog, take their ears like reins, and ride them off into the sunset.

That would have required that the cats interrupt their 23.5 hours of daily naptime.

Posted by: some wench at April 02, 2010 10:58 AM (uJBct)

51
I hate fucking chimps.

Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 10:58 AM (ouySy)

52 We had a at and a (tame dutch bunny) rabbit that would play. The rabbit would instigate the play about half the time. It was very cute to watch.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 02, 2010 10:59 AM (S1Ttj)

53 And the two cats on the ledge just off camera to the right (you can see them at the end of the video) are looking down their nose on all of this.

Just like The OneÂ™.

Posted by: David in San Diego at April 02, 2010 10:59 AM (/U/Mr)

54 @51

You getting angry about a deer makes ME really REALLY angry!

RAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

Posted by: Angry White Conservative 2 at April 02, 2010 10:59 AM (V8B//)

55 I marinated some venison butterfly steaks in Mr. Yoshida's Sweet Teriyaki, and grilled 'em up. It was like sweet juicy soft jerky. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Comrade Triumph, People's Dog of Comic Insults and Eater of Innocent Woodland Creatures at April 02, 2010 10:59 AM (ubIlk)

56
This is a sign of the apocalypse!

"The doe shall lay down with the dog, and Ace O' Spades shall linketh the youtube video." -- Revelation 14:6-7

Posted by: dan-O at April 02, 2010 11:02 AM (+9Rf8)

57 There was a family in the area who nursed an abandoned, sick fawn to health and it became the neighborhood pet. Until a teenaged boy, driving through the neighborhood shot it and threw it in the back of his truck. A lynch mob nearly ensued.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:02 AM (UOM48)

58

ace, seriously, Cute-Plode ? Havent you mealy mouthed f'ckers learned anything from me yet? How is this conservative? A real conservative blogger who was on our side would have posted a video of some hunter spraying a deers guts all over a tree with a Mossberg, not this sugary liberal crap.

Stop Posting Liberal Propoganda ace, cute shit like this will turn us all into pansies!

The Frum-ization of a once great blog continues.

Posted by: somefly at April 02, 2010 11:02 AM (t72+4)

59 Cute youtube videos? Never heard of em?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 02, 2010 11:03 AM (V8B//)

60 O/T: The abc news guy just said "if you have chinese drywall in your house, rip it out as it is outgasing hydrogen sulfide 100 X's the limit. He then went on to say that the government is advising you change electric and pipes and anything that could hold the gas" Essentially, if you have Chinese drywall....knock down your house?

Posted by: . at April 02, 2010 11:03 AM (p302b)

61 Until a teenaged boy, driving through the neighborhood shot it and threw it in the back of his truck. A lynch mob nearly ensued.

I think by "lynch mob", you mean "barbecue".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 02, 2010 11:03 AM (5aa4z)

62 There was a family in the area who nursed an abandoned, sick fawn to health and it became the neighborhood pet.

Lyme Disease! Catch the fevuh!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at April 02, 2010 11:03 AM (xz7jA)

63 I'm with Rickshaw. Cute-plodes? That makes me wanna gag-choke.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 11:03 AM (I1/U/)

64 Thank you, Ace, for the most wonderful jerking off material I've seen in the last 15 minutes!

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at April 02, 2010 11:04 AM (F9R0K)

This is a sign of the apocalypse!

I knew it!! Dogs and Deer living together, they warned us about this in Ghostbusters.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:05 AM (RZ8pf)

66 The dog is punching down. Someone needs to tell him to stop. Cats? Help a dog out.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 11:07 AM (mEtw0)

cute-plodes??

Hey, can you tell me what I'm missing on Lifetime Movie Network right now?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2010 11:07 AM (pLTLS)

68
They better buy that dumb dog a helmet.

Or make some venison jerky.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 02, 2010 11:08 AM (fx8sm)

69 Ace, where can I find bath towels at a good price?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 11:10 AM (I1/U/)

cute-plodes??

Hey, can you tell me what I'm missing on Lifetime Movie Network right now?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2010 03:07 PM (pLTLS)

No, but would you like to buy some Mary Kay or some Avon?

Posted by: ace (not ace) at April 02, 2010 11:10 AM (t72+4)

71 Next, we find out that Ace collects Hummel figureines for their cuteplode.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 11:10 AM (mEtw0)

Hey, can you tell me what I'm missing on Lifetime Movie Network right now?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2010 03:07 PM (pLTLS)

Some woman's life just exploded.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 02, 2010 11:11 AM (GL/MG)

73 Well herbivores are less intelligent than omnivores. And the poor thing can't pick up the ball. But the deer is clearly fond of the lab.

Posted by: pat at April 02, 2010 11:12 AM (vZL64)

74 D'awwwwwwwww...

I wonder if the deer will still be playful as it grows older, or if it will start acting more wild?

Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 02, 2010 11:12 AM (trlZM)

75
it's missing a syllable -- it should be cute-a-plodes!

Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:12 AM (ouySy)

76 And the two cats to the side just watch.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2010 11:12 AM (IEJ4J)

77

Ten dollars says ace has got at least one Barbie or Bratz doll laying around his flat.

Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 11:12 AM (t72+4)

78 if you have chinese drywall in your house, rip it out

So, how do we know if we have chinese drywall? Cuz alls i know is i got mine at Home Depot.

Posted by: koopy at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (ctR4U)

You know I must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed or something this morning because I don't really see "cute" in this video.

Has the prevelance of "cute" You Tube videos caused my "cute" threshold to rise exponentially?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (RZ8pf)

80 New post.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 11:15 AM (I1/U/)

81 76 I think the deer is going to act more wild: It will start smoking and drinking and then it's only a matter of time before the tatoo and the cursing. Then it will get horny.....

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 11:15 AM (mEtw0)

82 I wonder if the deer will still be playful as it grows older, or if it will start acting more wild?

As playful as a small frozen paper-wrapped package can be... in the freezer.

Posted by: Comrade Triumph, People's Dog of Comic Insults and Eater of Innocent Woodland Creatures at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (ubIlk)

83
And the two cats to the side just watch.

They know food when they see it, unlike the lab.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (fx8sm)

84 How does this help Michelle's garden?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (UOM48)

85 As playful as a small frozen paper-wrapped package can be... in the freezer.

Who says you can't play with your food before it's slaughtered and butchered?

Actually, I'd probably want to keep the deer nice and sedentary and overfed. The less frolicking the better.

Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (trlZM)

Posted by: Comrade Triumph, People's Dog of Comic Insults and Eater of Innocent Woodland Creatures at April 02, 2010 02:59 PM (ubIlk)

I'm not. That. Innocent.

Posted by: Britney Deers at April 02, 2010 11:22 AM (7AOgy)

87 How does this help Michelle's garden?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 03:19 PM (UOM4

Deer manure, natch. Plus the deer isn't mock-fighting, it's interpretive-dancing.

Posted by: stuiec at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (7AOgy)

Posted by: Rob at April 02, 2010 11:25 AM (ZrS0c)

89 I have to ask this question.

Is Ace in love?

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2010 11:29 AM (iYbLN)

90 Sorry but this would be better with a ninja kittah bringing the pain Just saying

Posted by: ncj on his htc at April 02, 2010 11:31 AM (uwuFC)

91 Try that with a wolf or coyote, kid, and see what it gets ya.

Posted by: mojo at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (D6Uk6)

92 This video is a metaphor.

Obama is the dog.

We're the deer.

The soccer ball represents our freedoms and liberties.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2010 11:35 AM (iWj1i)

The cats are just watching because they've already had first hand experience with the fawn's playful hooves.

They're waiting for the "cluebat" to school the dog. I'm betting that the good folks who own these pets leave the deer and the dog in the yard together, sans ball, and come home to a really unfortunate learning experience.

Posted by: Speller at April 02, 2010 11:36 AM (o0R2E)

94 Kobe venison ?

Posted by: awkward davies at April 02, 2010 11:37 AM (wb68R)

my dogs managed to get a game of tag going with a deer last year. They would chase the deer to the edge of our property (said edge having the invisible fence) and when they turned back to the house the deer would chase them until they would again turn and chase her back to the property edge. This went on for at least 30 minutes until I realized the deer was simply keeping my dogs from noticing the fawn that was hiding elsewhere on the property. Brought the dogs into the house and let the deer get her fawn and scram.

Since then my dogs chase deer but never get too close in case one decides to stop running away. They like the idea of chasing, not so much the idea of actually catching a deer that is 5 times their size.

My hound/greyhound mix usually races deer by running next to them trying to beat them to the perimeter. Its all a race to him and he's fast, stupid and utterly deviod of courage when it comes to deer.

Posted by: Jeff at April 02, 2010 11:39 AM (wr8S+)

96 I like you. I like venison jerky.

Posted by: PETA - People for Eating Tasty Animals at April 02, 2010 11:48 AM (/5Axw)

97 Wonder if those folks keep a pet hobo too. Because a three-way interpretive dance with the dog, deer, and hobo all high on Valu-Rite would be something to watch. Kittehs would enjoy it too.

Posted by: PA Cat at April 02, 2010 11:57 AM (IlRf7)

98 That deer is a dick.

Posted by: JDW at April 02, 2010 11:58 AM (uw+0A)

99 @38 we can only hope.

Also, WTF is with these people raising wild animals. Didn't they see The Yearling?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 11:59 AM (7VvJB)

100 #44 Thats Meytel Cohen on drums with her group.
Web site here,really a My Space page with more vids.

Posted by: sig at April 02, 2010 12:03 PM (2i+Vz)

101

Sweet. During the stress of the health-care vote, I was surprised at how much better I felt after watching cute animal videos on TV. Innocent escapism can be better than Valium.

Then last night I watched Absolute Power and... had "thoughts"...

Posted by: Antimatter at April 02, 2010 12:07 PM (gbCNS)

102 Wouldn't it be funny if at the end of the video, both the deer and the dog ran straight into each other, head butted and died?

That would have been a really good video.

Posted by: pajama momma at April 02, 2010 12:11 PM (275r1)

103 So, how do we know if we have chinese drywall?
-----------------------------

It says "Dlywarr" on the back.

Posted by: schizuki at April 02, 2010 12:12 PM (KvdPX)

104 I liked "Bambi vs. Cujo" better.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2010 12:20 PM (0QJjg)

105 O/t, Stargate: Fat Guys Don't Get No Puddin is back on tonight. Right now they're showing all the past episodes back to back.

Posted by: Jill Abramson at April 02, 2010 12:24 PM (I/ps5)

106 sock, I'm warning you

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2010 12:24 PM (I/ps5)

107

The comments attached to the video say that the deer was free-roaming and hung out with other deer, but would come back to the house to eat cat food and play with the dog. Apparently it's grown and doesn't come by anymore, so the dog is safe.

This meaning that it's now fair game for venison steak.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2010 12:28 PM (rf03a)

108 I just realized my heart is dead. I watched it and thought, "Meh, that's gonna be an issue soon." No cute-plodeness here. *sigh*

Posted by: di butler, unlicensed dog whisperer at April 02, 2010 12:31 PM (S3xX1)

109

Yeah... that's odd. I've never seen deer play like that with each other. But it does appear to be playing.

But yeah.. if that deer got any damn bigger that dog is pretty much dead. I'm suprised it didn't get wounded from that video.

Posted by: Entropy at April 02, 2010 12:32 PM (IsLT6)

110

The deer is thinking, "Obviously this creature is not a threat and wants to engage in some domination challenge, but why won't it kick back? Why does it keep dropping that stupid toy-thing? I have no interest in that!"

The dog is thinking, "Obviously this creature is not a threat and wants to play, but why won't it try to take the toy? Chase me, chase me and let's have a tug of war!"

"The cats are thinking, "if only that deer was smaller, and couldn't kick to defend itself. You know, more like a rodent or a birdie. Then it would be on!"

Posted by: Log Cabin at April 02, 2010 12:33 PM (eAFiD)

111 The deer is a baby and the dog is fully grown. When the deer is fully-grown and towering over the dog with its antlers, it won't be so cute when he tries to play "Keep Away."

Posted by: Aaron at April 02, 2010 12:35 PM (XUIJ5)

112

That deer wasn't allowed to play in any reindeer games.

No, really, keep away is a predator games. The ball represents food. It's a food challenge. Deer don't play food games. They defend by windmilling and using horns and running. How do I know this? I don't.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2010 12:44 PM (I/ps5)

113

I dunno if that little deer could really harm the dawg that badly. Dogs are very tough, hounds and retrievers like that one especially.

My hound dog ran full-speed into a fence post head-first, fell over sideways , stood up, shook once and ran off after the dog that had been chasing her.

Dogs play rough.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 02, 2010 12:45 PM (rplL3)

114 bambi makes such cute sammiches

Posted by: tres at April 02, 2010 12:46 PM (l7+dL)

115 You can tell by the end that the dog had enough. It was moments away from going Chuck Norris on that deer.

Posted by: Matt at April 02, 2010 01:00 PM (jABmk)

116 For those of you of the non-deer hunting persuasion (aka: pussies), deer hooves aren't like horse hooves. They're split into two individual hooves and not very big or heavy. Getting hit by one would hurt, but not likely to shatter a skull.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2010 01:34 PM (rf03a)

117 Smart military blog.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2010 01:41 PM (1fanL)

118

Dogs play rough.

Posted by: spongeworthy

So do I.

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2010 01:58 PM (iYbLN)

119 This will end very, very badly.

Posted by: Antibubba at April 02, 2010 03:09 PM (Q7F0Y)

120 I wouldn't bet my life that the deer knew they were playing.

Posted by: Ken at April 02, 2010 03:21 PM (+4+zA)

121 Some day, maybe some day soon, that dog is going to realize his little friend is made entirely out of venison. And yes, retrievers - dogs in general- are tough. My lab mix got knocked upside the head with a flag my daughter was spinning (on a six-foot pole) and he just shook his head and kept on going. A hit as hard as that to a person would've caused a nasty concussion, I'd wager.

Posted by: AngelEm at April 02, 2010 03:23 PM (Aq93A)

122 That is really cute, but watching it kinda makes me hungry. Think I'll get some of that backstrap out of my freezer to marinate.

Posted by: RickS at April 02, 2010 04:17 PM (hKB1N)

123 no, really, mammals are amazing and unique in their capacity to play. insects are humorless. fish are oblivious. birds are selfish. only mammals have this ability. love 'em or leave 'em.

Posted by: gomm at April 02, 2010 04:25 PM (Ibk1S)

124 and i say this as a consumer of mammals, you see, i'm a herbovarian. i only eat vegetarian mammals. peace.

Posted by: gomm at April 02, 2010 04:27 PM (Ibk1S)

125

The dog is John McCain and the deer is any DemSen he is trying to reach out to for any given reason.

Posted by: Moemo at April 02, 2010 05:12 PM (JDrQ3)

126 Just in case any venison eaters come back to this thread, I saw this on Emeril.

Soak some dried cranberries in some red wine overnight. Melt some butter in a frying pan, through in a bunch of chopped garlic. Add cranberries and wine. Cook venison in the sauce, serve with sauce poured over venison.

Posted by: davidt at April 02, 2010 06:17 PM (aag4W)

127

,Ace,

That was the moronettes right? I liked it...

Posted by: Josey at April 02, 2010 07:22 PM (CU98k)

128 Beef, when it is harvested young is called veal. Deer, no matter the age, is called venison. Why is there no bambi age deer meat name? I think it's funny the bitch with the camera yelled at the dog when it acted naturally telling it "don't bite", but let bambi smack the crap out of the predator, while giggling. Turn your back for a day and leave the dog and deer in the back yard and bambi will be dog food.

Posted by: Eric at April 03, 2010 12:25 AM (Qc/s6)

129 Gomm, you left out reptiles. Being in FL, I can assure you a gator doesn't care what it eats.

Posted by: Eric at April 03, 2010 12:28 AM (Qc/s6)

130 Those will be some tender, tasty backstraps. Harvested about 2 days after the deer kills the dog, and the family realizes how stupid this really was.

Posted by: NavyspyII at April 03, 2010 06:11 AM (1jSiQ)

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