December 03, 2010
— Ace Meat Loaf is a conservative. Apparently this is old news, since it's said twice in this clip as if it it's just something everyone knows.
I didn't.
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Posted by: EC at December 03, 2010 02:12 PM (f4TZ2)
Posted by: Pablo Honey at December 03, 2010 02:15 PM (jxHlf)
Posted by: Vic at December 03, 2010 02:18 PM (e4sSD)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 02:18 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 03, 2010 02:19 PM (gMzAL)
I was just about to say the same thing.
Smug. Insufferable. Assholes.
I truly feel sorry for British soldiers who are risking their lives to protect jerks like that. They should all defect to the U.S.
Posted by: Y-not at December 03, 2010 02:22 PM (IDL9N)
I'll do anything for love (but I won't do that).
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2010 02:23 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 03, 2010 02:24 PM (wd0Iq)
His voice is fading though,
. I love his power ballads from Bat out of Hell and Bat out of Hell 2, but his latest album, Hang Cool, Teddy Bear...he's just getting too old, sorry to say. /Although I can't listen to Bat out of Hell anymore because I have a strong suspicion at least one of my siblings was conceived to that album, ;(.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 02:24 PM (c0A3e)
It would make a great exchange program if we could unload a few million sloppy socialist, hipster douchbags in return.
Posted by: dr. goldbricker at December 03, 2010 02:25 PM (GkMfH)
I'm a musician...you have any idea how many musicians are liberals?
Pretty much every single one I've ever met...and their wives? Lefties too, and they aren't the nice kind, they are the nasty bitchy fucker kind.
I like playing drums too much to quit, so I put up with it, but when they find out, the shit hits the fan...
DRAMA. Musicians love DRAMA.
Cheers to Mr. Loaf!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Bobby Bittman at December 03, 2010 02:28 PM (jBsNM)
Another random Meatloaf fact:
His daughter is hot (and skinny) and is married to Scott Ian from Anthrax.
Posted by: swamp yankee at December 03, 2010 02:29 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 02:30 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2010 02:30 PM (LLZiU)
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 02:32 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 03, 2010 02:32 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: EC at December 03, 2010 02:33 PM (f4TZ2)
But why his toes? I'd want to remove his fingers so he can't type.
Posted by: John Galt at December 03, 2010 02:33 PM (NLWij)
I'm a musician...you have any idea how many musicians are liberals?
Seriously. I'm a musician (among other things). And in a college town.
I can't tell you how many times friends (and complete strangers) come up talking to me assuming I agree with what they think.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2010 02:36 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2010 06:29 PM (QMtmy)
Actually, it was Bat out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose. Was listening to it Wednesday. Good album.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at December 03, 2010 02:37 PM (GKQDR)
13 Kratos, hopefully you are NOT praying for the end of time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2010 02:39 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at December 03, 2010 02:39 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Dick Morris at December 03, 2010 02:40 PM (tJjm/)
Had meat loaf for lunch. My lunch is psychic.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2010 02:40 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 02:40 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 03, 2010 06:24 PM (wd0Iq)
Ethel Merman always reminds me of "Airplane". RIP Leslie Neilsen.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 02:42 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 03, 2010 02:42 PM (XDeui)
We must be rarer than hen's teeth, us conservative musicians. I know my buds look upon me as a novelty, but they pretty much tolerate me anyway.
I'd still bet there are more of us than admit to it. Just don't feed us too many shots, or things could get ugly.
I have drumsticks and I'm not afraid to use them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 02:44 PM (b6qrg)
"Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!"
Most assuredly, I am not praying for the end of time. Well, not for "the end of time" in the context of the Paradise by the Dashboard Light song,
. First time I heard that song? I was 10. I didn't have a damn clue what it meant when I started repeating the lyrics. Now I shudder at the memory!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 02:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 03, 2010 02:47 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Lt. Hurwitz at December 03, 2010 02:48 PM (pFlpe)
Its Friday, can we get off toe cutting and talk about toe sucking?
Why just last night I was watching Red Eye and was thinking to myself, whose toes do I want to suck more, SE Cupp or Diana Falzone?
I was awake all night debating the matter.
Posted by: swamp yankee at December 03, 2010 02:49 PM (3DIBw)
Okay, so you guys know how I laugh at roller-coaster deaths and people get mauled by chimps, right?
Well, something else that makes me laugh is hunting accidents.
Some dummy in Australia shot to death a woman camping in the woods as she was brushing her teeth.
The hunter confused a light on the top of her head with a deer's eyes.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 02:50 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: Meat Loaf at December 03, 2010 02:51 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Funny Stuff at December 03, 2010 02:51 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 03, 2010 02:53 PM (mGQ9A)
Posted by: Toecutter at December 03, 2010 02:53 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: SurferDoc at December 03, 2010 02:53 PM (o3bYL)
Now it makes more sense. Ask Rambo if you dunno what it means.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 02:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 03, 2010 02:55 PM (XDeui)
I'm a musician...you have any idea how many musicians are liberals?
Seriously. I'm a musician (among other things). And in a college town.
I can't tell you how many times friends (and complete strangers) come up talking to me assuming I agree with what they think.
The funny thing to me is when it comes time to getting paid or copyright infringements. Then where are their free-wheeling egalitarian ideas?
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 03, 2010 02:55 PM (O/onO)
giving me my muthafuckin royalty checks on muthafuckin time. Every time. Bitches. Or else I'm gonna have to choke a bitch.
Posted by: John Lenin at December 03, 2010 03:00 PM (jXC9M)
The funny thing to me is when it comes time to getting paid or copyright infringements.
But wait. Isn't information supposed to be free? That's all a music file is, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 03:00 PM (b6qrg)
A young woman on a camping holiday has been shot in the head and killed while brushing her teeth by a hunter who thought she was an animal.
"Idiot. Killer. Stupid. Loser. Call me what you like because I have called myself these things a million times and worse," Andrew Mears, 25, said.
Mears shot 25-year-old Ms Ives dead while she was brushing her teeth at a Turangi camp ground. Mears mistook a light on her head for the eyes of a deer.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:02 PM (1HiA4)
The old adage "Money talks and bullshit walks" applies here.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 03:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: O.J. Simpson, Broadcasting from the Secure Housing Unit at December 03, 2010 03:04 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Funny Stuff at December 03, 2010 06:51 PM (CyPWX)
Thank Jim Steinman. And Todd Rundgren.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:06 PM (c1oyg)
He was thought she was a deer...or a possum.
A deer or a possum...or anything, really.
So he wasn't exactly the most scrutinizing hunter, was he?
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:06 PM (62vcA)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 03, 2010 03:06 PM (moi0Q)
Posted by: swamp yankee at December 03, 2010 03:07 PM (3DIBw)
I tried to save her. I rushed her to the emergency room tied to the hood of my pickup truck.
Posted by: Andrew Mears, Idiot, Killer, Stupid Loser at December 03, 2010 03:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:08 PM (c1oyg)
And Todd Rundgren.
Speaking of, Mr. Loaf's musical director for the last tour was Todd's bass player, Kasim Sulton, former member of Utopia.
And yes, I'd love to go on Rock 'n Roll Jeopardy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 03:09 PM (b6qrg)
When you're hunting, just before you squeeze the trigger, wait, even before that..
just before you take aim, isn't the one important question you ask yourself: Am I absolutely certain this is something I want to kill?
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:09 PM (1HiA4)
It's the best time of the year
Meatloaf knows
Assange's toes
Would season up his beer...
Posted by: SurferDoc at December 03, 2010 03:09 PM (o3bYL)
I remember a story from Maine where a guy shot a kid wearing white gloves becasue he thought it was a deer tail. He got cleared.
No.Fucking. Excuse. If I were that kid's dad I'd hunt his ass down and mount his scalp on my wall..
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 03, 2010 03:10 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 03:10 PM (jXC9M)
before you take aim, isn't the one important question you ask yourself: Am I absolutely certain this is something I want to kill?
There is no excuse to justify this. None.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 03:11 PM (6/I0E)
If I can find a good taxidermist, she'll look great on the wall between the forest ranger and the fly fisherman.
Posted by: Andrew Mears, Idiot, Killer, Stupid Loser at December 03, 2010 03:12 PM (QKKT0)
What is spotlighting? The story mentions it but I can't figure if she and her campers were 'spotlighting' or the stupid hunter was spotlighting.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:12 PM (62vcA)
Here's a new label: "Prison Bitch".
Mears shot 25-year-old Ms Ives dead while she was brushing her teeth at a Turangi camp ground. Mears mistook a light on her head for the eyes of a deer.
mmm hmmm. So you were a)aiming at the "deer's" head and b) hunting for Blinky, the one-eyed, hide-less deer? Idiots like you give all hunters a bad name. One cardinal rule of hunting is to know your target and the surrounding area. I hope you rot in jail, Andrew. An innocent life was snuffed out prematurely because of your incompetence and recklessness.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 03:12 PM (c0A3e)
And Todd Rundgren.
Speaking of, Mr. Loaf's musical director for the last tour was Todd's bass player, Kasim Sulton, former member of Utopia.
And yes, I'd love to go on Rock 'n Roll Jeopardy.
Bat Out of Hell is Utopia with special guest Meat Loaf.
Wifey is a big Todd fan.
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 03:13 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: American Bar Association at December 03, 2010 03:13 PM (9htMr)
Posted by: Rudolph, the Former Red-Nosed Reindeer at December 03, 2010 03:14 PM (QKKT0)
and speaking of beer and death...
were coming up on "drunk idiots killing themselves on snowmobiles" season
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:14 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2010 03:15 PM (uG7PE)
Posted by: Zombie Crocodile Hunter at December 03, 2010 03:16 PM (9htMr)
Now it's just gonna get worse.
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 03:16 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at December 03, 2010 03:16 PM (7+pP9)
You mighta heard about this one from last year.
In VT or ME, I dunno which, a hunter killed a woman wearing white gloves hanging out her laundry. He mistook the white gloves for a deer's tail.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:16 PM (62vcA)
What is spotlighting? The story mentions it but I can't figure if she and her campers were 'spotlighting' or the stupid hunter was spotlighting.
Spotlighting is when you go out (usually in your car) and "spot" for deer in the woods and fields by the roads using a high-powered spotlight. IIRC, it still isn't illegal to do this during the off-season. My family used to drive around our area and look for deer at night with a spotlight. It was really cool to do when I was a kid.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 03:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: robtr at December 03, 2010 03:17 PM (hVDig)
Mistaking a 37-year-old housewife for a white-tailed deer, Rogerson shot and killed her. Locals insisted that the victim (who had recently moved from Iowa) was to blame because she was wearing white mittens during deer season. And a Bangor, Maine, jury cleared him of manslaughter.
happened in 2006 in Maine. She was in her garden hanging up her laundry outdoors.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:20 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2010 07:15 PM (uG7PE)
I find it kind of pathetic when guys like the Beach Boys, approaching 70 years old, are still singing songs like "be true to your school" and "when I grow up to be a man".
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:21 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Raymond Douglas Davies at December 03, 2010 03:21 PM (9htMr)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 03, 2010 03:22 PM (wd0Iq)
---
Known as hunting with a one-eyed dog around here.
Posted by: Retread at December 03, 2010 03:23 PM (YhiBM)
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 07:17 PM (6/I0E)
A wall? Blindfold and cigarette?
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:23 PM (c1oyg)
a hunter killed a woman wearing white gloves hanging out her laundry. He mistook the white gloves for a deer's tail.
"I thought it was a deer. Hanging its laundry."
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 03, 2010 03:24 PM (moi0Q)
I"d put the Kinks up against anything.
TMI, man, TMI.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 03, 2010 03:25 PM (XdlcF)
"No, really, I thought the deer had towels with flowers on one side and tigers on the other."
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 03, 2010 03:25 PM (moi0Q)
Those are sad stories, actually. Even for me.
The best hunting deaths are the ones when one hunter shoots another hunter.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 03:25 PM (62vcA)
Posted by: Raymond Douglas Davies at December 03, 2010 03:26 PM (9htMr)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 03, 2010 03:27 PM (moi0Q)
a hunter killed a woman wearing white gloves hanging out her laundry. He mistook the white gloves for a deer's tail.
"I thought it was a deer. Hanging its laundry."
Earlier that season... "Oh honey, these are the nicest white mittens..."
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 03:28 PM (VMcEw)
Mears mistook a light on her head for the eyes of a deer.
"But she had her apron wrapped around her, and he took her for a swan"
OK, hippie. Where's it legal to shoot a fuckin swan?
Posted by: Peter, Paul & Your Sister at December 03, 2010 03:28 PM (hrwMe)
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 07:25 PM (62vcA)
On a cold November morning, there's nothing better than a field-dressed 10 point buck next to a steaming gut pile.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:29 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 03, 2010 03:30 PM (moi0Q)
On a cold November morning, there's nothing better than a field-dressed 10 point buck next to a steaming gut pile.
Backstrap Fever.
Posted by: Uncle Ted at December 03, 2010 03:32 PM (hxIKb)
Remember in EMPIRE STRIKES BACK when HAN used the HOTH'S steaming gut pile to keep LUKE warm so he wouldn't die and so he could KISS his sister later?
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 03, 2010 03:32 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: Gary Larson at December 03, 2010 03:32 PM (VMcEw)
Don King's a conservative. DON KING.
Who'd a thunk it?
Posted by: antisocialist at December 03, 2010 03:39 PM (Rwudm)
The best hunting deaths are the ones when one hunter shoots another hunter.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 07:25 PM (62vcA)
Fuck you asshole.There's nothing "best" about someone dying because of a hunting accident, Mr. Asshole.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 03:42 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 03, 2010 07:39 PM (Rwudm)
He always has been. He's an American story. From manslaughter convict to multimillionaire promoter. Only in America
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:43 PM (c1oyg)
Some years back there was a hunter here what got kilt during the black powder season in an award worthy manner. Seems he sought cover from a thunderstorm under a tree, which was subsequently hit by lightning. The lightning not only electrocuted the hunter, but also ignited the powder in his powder horn, blowing him up and setting him on fire.
Now that's having a bad day.
Posted by: country blumkin at December 03, 2010 03:44 PM (FLRN3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 03:46 PM (tJjm/)
But wait. Isn't information supposed to be free? That's all a music file is, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 07:00 PM------------
We didn't download the files; they downloaded us.
Posted by: educated by illegal aliens at December 03, 2010 03:46 PM (mGQ9A)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 03:46 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: bigred at December 03, 2010 03:47 PM (cX9pO)
speaking of funny hunting accidents...
did you hear that Nigeria wants Dick Cheney tried for fraud because they allege Haliburton swindled them out of, I dunno, money, oil, something?
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 03, 2010 03:49 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 03:50 PM (tJjm/)
I remember. "How dare you go out in your own back yard not wearing the obligatory red to indicate that you are not the legitimate target of a guy with a rifle? Your kids are better off orphaned than having a suicidal fool like you for a mother."
Posted by: educated by illegal aliens at December 03, 2010 03:50 PM (mGQ9A)
That's a special kind of stupid. And why I wear a blaze orange hat whenever I venture outside the city limits between Columbus Day and Easter.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 03:52 PM (4ucxv)
Locals insisted that the victim (who had recently moved from Iowa) was to blame
Because we all know there are no deer in iowa!?!?
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 03:52 PM (hxIKb)
And just what exactly did they do with all those beaver pelts back in the 17th and 18th centuries?
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 03, 2010 03:53 PM (1HiA4)
I'm amazed when people who live east of Penn State are aware Iowa even exists.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 03:54 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 03:55 PM (tJjm/)
That's a special kind of stupid. And why I wear a blaze orange hat whenever I venture outside the city limits between Columbus Day and Easter.
Ha. Like that'll stop me. Stay still, baby.
Posted by: Stupid Drunk Toothless Hunter (atypical) at December 03, 2010 03:55 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 03, 2010 07:53 PM (1HiA4)
Sold it. Beaver has always been highly desirable
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 03:56 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 03:57 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 03:57 PM (4ucxv)
Mistaking white gloves for a deer's tail is like mistaking some dude wearing a beaver hat on a Saturday night for a hooker.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 03, 2010 03:58 PM (1HiA4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 03:58 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 04:01 PM (tJjm/)
I like the one year that PETA decided it'd be a great idea to put blaze orange vests on deer during hunting season.
(yes I realize it was a hoax)
Posted by: s'moron at December 03, 2010 04:05 PM (UaxA0)
For being a conservative (or at least a Republican) he gets points. But he loses some in return for the whole Ghost Hunters crapulence.
Posted by: Sweet Lucifer Morningstar at December 03, 2010 04:07 PM (q/Y+m)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 03, 2010 04:07 PM (tJjm/)
If death isn't funny, then nothing is funny, you chickenshit micropenis.
Posted by: Darn IRS Poll at December 03, 2010 07:44 PM (wOtDN)
And fuck you too.It was three or four years ago that a local waitress died from the "stray bullet" fired from a mile or so away.
Ha. ha.
Maybe I can joke about your mom when she dies after getting T-boned at an intersection.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 04:08 PM (7+pP9)
You know what else I learned about hunting today?
Remember how Bugs Bunny calls Elmer Fudd a nimrod?
You know what nimrod means? No, not stupid.
A nimrod is a hunter.
It's also in the Bible.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 04:08 PM (1HiA4)
Bat Out of Hell is Utopia Jim Steinman with special guest Meat Loaf.
Posted by: Sweet Lucifer Morningstar at December 03, 2010 04:09 PM (q/Y+m)
Sold it. Beaver has always been highly desirable
________________________
You'll shit: yeah, they sold them all right. Shipped them t'Yerp, where they scraped and shaved them -- and used the hair to make felt, f'rchrissakes.
"Is that beaver felt?" --Franklin at the philosophe's salon. "Not yet, Docteur..."
Damn waste of good beaver.
Posted by: Peter, Paul & Your Sister at December 03, 2010 04:10 PM (hrwMe)
Excellent!
A hunting/music thread. Leave it to us morons to entertain ourselves in new and interesting ways...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 04:11 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 03, 2010 08:06 PM (vbh31)
Read some of their tour contracts on Smoking Gun. It's astonishing what they require. Fiddy Cent requires a box of condoms in his dressing room... Clarence Clemons requires a tin of Beluga caviar. Certain people demand specific furniture, others the species of flowers that MUST be in their dressing rooms. The music of youthful rebellion, indeed.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 04:11 PM (c1oyg)
Holy shit. If anyone hasn't seen the two 80s tributes from Norway on Hot Air, please check them out.
I am so confused right now, I need more people to validate whether or not that video is real life.
Posted by: swamp yankee at December 03, 2010 04:13 PM (3DIBw)
Vic Morrow (Combat!) was also killed in a helicopter crash while filming Spielberg's The Twilight Zone Movie back in 1983.
One or two little viet namese kids were also killed.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 04:15 PM (62vcA)
When Plato died, in bed, they found a play by Aristophanes under his pillow.
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2010 04:16 PM (HLGCA)
Excellent!
A hunting/music thread. Leave it to us morons to entertain ourselves in new and interesting ways...
Ahem.
Posted by: Ted Nugent at December 03, 2010 04:16 PM (moi0Q)
sTevo, ask your wife if she knows who Steve Hillage is. His first album was a test run of the new, improved Utopia, the four-piece version.
The old version was better, IMHO. I saw the new version in Louisville KY in '76. Great show, but almost got crushed by the crowd on the way in.
Rabid TR fans...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 04:19 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Death at December 03, 2010 04:19 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 04:21 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 08:20 PM (UOM4
What's wrong, Jane?
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 04:22 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 08:20 PM (UOM4
NOW you offer
Posted by: Robert Blake at December 03, 2010 04:24 PM (c1oyg)
That's fine. You can joke about her after she gets killed in a helicopter crash is Maury County Tennessee in 1992.
Posted by: Darn IRS Poll at December 03, 2010 08:12 PM (wOtDN)
What's the joke that goes with it, asshole?Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 04:24 PM (7+pP9)
That's fine. You can joke about her after she gets killed in a helicopter crash is Maury County Tennessee in 1992.
Posted by: Darn IRS Poll at December 03, 2010 08:12 PM (wOtDN)
What's the joke that goes with it, asshole?
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 08:24 PM (7+pP9)
Boys, Boys....
Posted by: Dr. Phil at December 03, 2010 04:26 PM (c1oyg)
I'm sure all of us here know death very well. We've all lost people close to us, some way before their time.
None of us, including me, make light of losing someone. But life goes on and to pass the time we make jokes -- we make jokes because the alternative is to live in fear -- fear of death.
Not me.
As mentioned above, death can arrive at any moment, even in the oddest circumstances. We know that. That's why we joke. We joke because we are alive and we still can.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 04:27 PM (62vcA)
Evening, all. Anyone want anyone knee-capped or killed? I'm angry enough.
Ms. D'oh, you seem distraght. Pray tell us why.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 04:28 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: Death at December 03, 2010 04:28 PM (tJjm/)
This year, he put out his brag letter (after his third wife left him) about his prowess on his motorcycle, and tossing out how Afghanistan is "unwinable" ..... etc., etc., knowing our son will read that at his duty station in Japan.
My husband and I both let him know how distressed (putting it mildly) we were, and he kind of apologized. But my husband's younger sister, the socialist Life Coach, told us she thought his comment was "fun" and "interesting". Kill me now. I hate my in-laws.
Sorry for the O/T. I've been off-line since then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:30 PM (UOM48)
Kindly place the letter "u" in my most recent comment.
Anywhere will be fine. Damned analog spell chequre.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 04:31 PM (b6qrg)
Evening, all. Anyone want anyone knee-capped or killed? I'm angry enough.
Let me guess. The anger was caused by in-laws?
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 04:32 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 03, 2010 04:32 PM (btzPD)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 04:33 PM (4ucxv)
James Gang - Asshtonpark
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 04:33 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: SurferDoc at December 03, 2010 04:35 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: Death at December 03, 2010 04:38 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 08:30 PM (UOM4
What kind of ideological fuck puts political opinions in a holiday newsletter? That's psychotic
Posted by: Dr. Phil at December 03, 2010 04:38 PM (c1oyg)
D'oh told his ol' mom, yeah, he's a trained killer. And he'd gladly give his life to save you.
Which would be a terrible waste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:38 PM (UOM48)
Mostly liberals. They make everything political.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 04:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 03, 2010 04:41 PM (ngvie)
I don't feel I have the right to say much.
You're as welcome in the comments as the rest of the dummies who comment here.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 04:44 PM (1HiA4)
Sorry for the O/T. I've been off-line since then.
That's a relief. I thought you were mad about my Stankets jokes this morning.
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2010 04:44 PM (HLGCA)
Jane D, we all have some despicable in-laws who would be well served by a good ass-whoopin', preferably right before Thanksgiving dinner, so they could explain why they're bleeding on Grandma's good tablecloth.
And sTevo, those old Echoplexes fetch a princely sum these days, if you can find one that still works.
And with that, I'm off. And I'm also leaving to catch up on the Bones vids that myself and B'gal missed while we were moving these past two weeks. We're in our new digs, all freshly painted thanks to yours truly and a guitar playing friend who does it for a living. Yes, that's my sweat in that paint.
'Night, all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2010 04:44 PM (b6qrg)
Posted by: SurferDoc at December 03, 2010 08:35 PM (o3bYL)
I did a satirical holiday letter one year, to selected friends and relatives:
Ombudsman was just paroled after serving 6 years on sex charges. He'll have to wear an ankle bracelet for six months.... Mrs. Ombudsman's career is looking up, hiring her twentieth girl at the brothel....Ombudsman junior has finished his rehab and is now in a halfway house....Ombudsman-ette has started her gender reassignment surgery...
People who got it were amused. Others who didn't....
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 04:44 PM (c1oyg)
Ms D'oh, my sympathies. Starters, I've felt for 50 long hard ones that those holiday hectographs are a psychiatric symptom. Just, in general.
There is a Western, Christian-culture version of karma. It's called "patience."
Who knows, Afghanistan may be "unwinable." Hell, there's no wine there now.
But, I guarantee, boasting of one's motorcycle prowess is not survivable. Not in the long run. You will definitely get the opportunity to piss right down his neck. Not in a sinful or prideful way, now, but just concentrate on how that will feel.
Posted by: comatus at December 03, 2010 04:45 PM (hrwMe)
Kill me now. I hate my in-laws.
Tell them to go fuck themselves and be done with them. I finally did that to a few people after repeatedly defending my brother and his wife for serving and for myself for voluteering with the USO and gettting snarky comments about it. It felt really good and and I didn't have to deal with their bullshit anymore. I highly recommend it. :-)
Posted by: Annabelle at December 03, 2010 04:46 PM (Zeljq)
You will definitely get the opportunity to piss right down his neck.
In some cultures, all they drink is neck-pee
Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2010 04:46 PM (HLGCA)
I liked this as a teen. the digital loop(analog back then) thing intrigued me.
James Gang - Asshtonpark
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 08:33 PM (VMcEw)
James Gang Live at The Fillmore is one of the most underrated recordings of that era. Their studio stuff was passable but they really kicked ass live.Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 04:48 PM (7+pP9)
Going to ATL on Christmas morning, to the Life Coach's house? I'd rather have a severe case of stomach flu. But I'll go, because my husband's parents are old (and liberal) and he wants to spend whatever time he has left with them.
Watch for my posts after Christmas. I'll have awesome new snark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 08:48 PM (7+pP9)
One of the weirdest things I ever heard in an interview was Stevie Nicks saying that Joe Walsh was "the love of her life".
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 04:53 PM (c1oyg)
One or two little viet namese kids were also killed.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at December 03, 2010 08:15 PM (62vcA
That was a great show except for thet coward rat Kirby!
Posted by: Krazy Kat at December 03, 2010 04:53 PM (Szp6V)
He grew up in Texas, the son of a lower-middle class cop, and the grandson of a Church of Christ preacher. He even went to Lubbock Christian College.
It'd be damned hard to turn out anything but conservative with a background like that.
Posted by: DelD at December 03, 2010 04:55 PM (oAZ1S)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 08:48 PM (7+pP9)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Allman Brothers at December 03, 2010 04:55 PM (c1oyg)
Did ace change the locks?... or are the junior cubloggers not allowed to put up threads anymore?
Lots of stale threads today.
Feels like Ace is trying to ration his last bit of speed before he's able toscore again.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 04:55 PM (y56pW)
I chose Christie/Pence for the ticket and Rubio for Republican of the Year.
Posted by: Y-not at December 03, 2010 04:56 PM (IDL9N)
Part of getting older is understanding that (I'm talking about myself here). It's doing the right thing by those around you,-- because it's about them even if you'd rather have sharp sticks in your eyes.
Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 03, 2010 04:57 PM (fa9yq)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Allman Brothers at December 03, 2010 08:55 PM (c1oyg)
Prolly the best live album ever.Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 04:58 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 04:58 PM (UOM48)
Well to tell you the truth, his coming to prominence in the soundtrack of Rocky Horror Picture Show kind of put me right off him for the first 30 years or so.
Posted by: comatus at December 03, 2010 04:59 PM (hrwMe)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 08:58 PM (7+pP9)
Agreed. That and Skynyrd's One More From The Road
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:00 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:01 PM (y56pW)
presented with a t-shirt (Army Rangers??) after Petraeus mentioned his devastating lip wound during a pick up b-ball game.
Jugears wouldn't make a pimple on any soldiers rear end.
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 05:01 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 05:02 PM (VMcEw)
That and Skynyrd's One More From The Road
the ''T' for Texs' off of that is a Guitarists' wet dream.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:02 PM (y56pW)
That and Skynyrd's One More From The Road
the ''T' for Texs' off of that is a Guitarists' wet dream.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 09:02 PM (y56pW)
Amen. It was the soundtrack of my teen years. That was the song Steve Gaines played in his audition with the band
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:04 PM (c1oyg)
to be fair...
Black Flag - 'Who's got the 10 1/2"
Descendents - 'Liveage'
Iron Maiden - 'Live After Death'
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:05 PM (y56pW)
Posted by: SurferDoc at December 03, 2010 05:07 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2010 07:11 PM (VMcEw)
huh, a number of the pardons involved people who had issues with cocaine. imagine that.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 03, 2010 05:09 PM (eCAn3)
Derek and the Dominoes Live at the Fillmore
Traffic - On the Road
Dire Straights - Alchemy
the Clash - From Here to Eternity
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:09 PM (y56pW)
Silly pickin' on that song.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 09:06 PM (y56pW)
Skynyrd was so underrated, probably because of the radio over-saturation of Sweet Home Alabama and Free Bird. That and Al Kooper's shitty production. They should have sued him.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:10 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Y-not at December 03, 2010 05:11 PM (IDL9N)
i thought that i was the only one here to watch Combat........... and was at the Fox for one of the three nighta One More From The Road was recorded............
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:11 PM (+Akse)
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:13 PM (+Akse)
and was at the Fox for one of the three nights One More From The Road was recorded............
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 09:11 PM (+Akse)
DAMMIT. Can I buy your memories?
If I had to pick one album to listen to on a desert island that's it.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:13 PM (c1oyg)
Al Kooper's shitty production. They should have sued him.
Top be fair, I doubt that any of us have had sufficient ammounts of heroin in our system to judge Al's performance.
Who knows what he was hearing!?
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:14 PM (y56pW)
A bit of a cheat, but I'm pretty partial to the sound track from The Last Waltz, myself.
I have ALL of that show on (4) Casette(s). They played a simulcast on the local Huippie Station in San Francisco. Lot of good stuff that never made the original cut on there.
Including some kickass Neil Diamond!
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:16 PM (y56pW)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 03, 2010 09:17 PM (vbh31)
You bastard.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:18 PM (c1oyg)
Cool! I have the DVD and the 4 (?) CDs 'album', but I don't think there were more than one or two Neil Diamond tracks on that.
Posted by: Y-not at December 03, 2010 05:19 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: educated by illegal aliens at December 03, 2010 05:19 PM (YE2+7)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 03, 2010 05:20 PM (YE2+7)
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 05:21 PM (9q4PA)
Jane, the entire maternal portion of my DNA is made up of Yankee liberals - even had to "un-friend" my elderly aunt because I didn't trust myself not to say something I might semi-regret after she said it was "too bad" Glenn Beck hadn't been killed in some auto accident or other.
I try very, very hard to master the blank, baleful stare when one of my mom's kinfolk come up with some anti-military trained killer claptrap. My husband is a retired Marine - he's much, much better at ignoring this kind of garbage than I am.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 03, 2010 05:21 PM (Rwudm)
DAMMIT. Can I buy your memories? .
not these.......... i sat on the hood of Ronnies wifes wagon one night and smoked a couple joints and drank a couple beers with Ronnie at 3 oclock in the morning........ those memories are not for sale or trade............
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:23 PM (+Akse)
Michelle Obama wants your slobby kid to eat healthier, and by God Government, your disgusting fatbody is going to eat healthier!
Posted by: FUBAR at December 03, 2010 05:23 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 09:21 PM (9q4PA)
That's why he's in the R & R Hall of Fame. BTW ever hear him play?
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:24 PM (c1oyg)
I hate how these mainly non-religious people use Christmas to brag and blow about how fabulous they and their lives are. Several years ago, when my husband traveled extensively, and had frequent flyer miles, the bastards didn't hesitate to ask for free airline tickets, which he gave them. Now the two thrice-married sisters have finally nailed their dream Wallets. Every single Christmas is another opportunity to brag about their travels, purchases, etc.
Oh, and I forgot to mention: they're always lecturing the rest of us about being Green.
I hate liberals
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:26 PM (UOM48)
Man you're lucky. A perfect excuse to ignore her very existence forever more.
Posted by: FUBAR at December 03, 2010 05:27 PM (McG46)
DAMMIT. Can I buy your memories? .
not these.......... i sat on the hood of Ronnies wifes wagon one
night and smoked a couple joints and drank a couple beers with Ronnie at
3 oclock in the morning........ those memories are not for sale or
trade............
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 09:23 PM (+Akse)
You lucky bastard. What amazes me to this day is that those guys were KIDS. I think Artimus Pyle was the oldest, and he was, like 28.
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:27 PM (c1oyg)
That's why he's in the R & R Hall of Fame. BTW ever hear him play?
Never in person. I remember him being teamed up with Mary Ford. Maybe that was his wife.
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 05:28 PM (9q4PA)
Well I won't stand in line tonight for Eclipse DVD release but I got get this...
http://tinyurl.com/322dhmo
sorry I'm hooked
Posted by: Gamer at December 03, 2010 05:28 PM (CyPWX)
D'oh told his ol' mom, yeah, he's a trained killer. And he'd gladly give his life to save you.
Which would be a terrible waste.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 08:38 PM (UOM4
Jane, email me her address, I'd like to giftwrap a slap to the side of the head, and give it to her for Christmas.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 03, 2010 05:28 PM (eCAn3)
Don't ya just hate it when liberals fuck up the holidays?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:30 PM (UOM48)
Never in person. I remember him being teamed up with Mary Ford. Maybe that was his wife.
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 09:28 PM (9q4PA)
There are videos on you tube. the guy was GOOD
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:31 PM (c1oyg)
Tuesday Nights. With my Dad.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 09:30 PM (y56pW)
Really? Or is you bullshittin'?
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 05:32 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 09:30 PM (UOM4
Do you really have no choice but to spend the holidays with them? Can't get sick, as a last resort? You show a lot more self-restraint than I would.
Posted by: FUBAR at December 03, 2010 05:33 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:35 PM (+Akse)
With my family mostly dead, and my husband having so many siblings, etc., I have to go for the day.
Once his elderly parents peel off, that's it. No more libtard sibling Christmas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:35 PM (UOM48)
Really? Or is you bullshittin'?
Really. I was raised in NY. My Dad and I used to go and see him whenever we could. It was only a 35 min. train ride.
My father used to cut Les Paul's lawn as a kid.
Les was an absolute genius and the most approachable celebrity in history.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:38 PM (y56pW)
Despite the loss of his toes, he'll still be a proficient catcher IYWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 05:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 09:30 PM (UOM4
Jane, I hate liberals. Period.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 03, 2010 05:40 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:41 PM (+Akse)
You show a lot more self-restraint than I would.
I'm not trying to start anything because it's a happy Friday night, but I've never seen a truer statement.
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 05:43 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2010 05:49 PM (xOs72)
And don't get me started on my libtard, two-years out of work sister, who is selling her furniture to pay her utilities, and who my husband's younger brother (the "softer, kinder lib") offered her an interview at a certain Major Cable Network in ATL (she is an award-winning writer of TV commercials and print ads), and
she doesn't want to go. She's "stressed" and "tired" from years of sitting behind a desk, earning a high six-figure income, pissing it away on trips and shit...
now she just wants to worry the shit out of me.
Kill me now.
Oh, and I've just made my early contribution to the ONT, which I'll be asleep by.
Feel free to discuss.Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:49 PM (UOM48)
Les was an absolute genius and the most approachable celebrity in history.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 09:38 PM (y56pW)
without him............ there would be no Music as we know it today..........
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:49 PM (+Akse)
...that should have read Fat Tuesday's on Monday Nights. With my Dad.
I was flailing around the kitchen with my dinner while posting.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2010 05:49 PM (y56pW)
Dude's a puss.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 05:52 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 05:53 PM (9q4PA)
I go away for hours and this thread is still on top? I feel like the dumb blonde running through the woods trying to escape the lurching shambling zombie.
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 05:56 PM (mi3kC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 09:52 PM (UOM4
i agree............ jugears is a puss.
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 05:57 PM (+Akse)
Posted by: Pelayo at December 03, 2010 05:58 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2010 06:00 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: Pelayo at December 03, 2010 09:58 PM (V9Q+f)
Oh, yes, you have.
They just hide it better here in the South. Out of fear.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 03, 2010 06:00 PM (Rwudm)
Thank you Jane D'oh!
I have a Senile Mom In law, all sorts of In laws and Out laws and X-laws and CrappyAss "friends". And some good one, too.
The Holidays bring a lot back, good and bad.
Don't let 'em get ya down.
Posted by: MeToo at December 03, 2010 06:02 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: fluffy at December 03, 2010 06:04 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Racefan at December 03, 2010 09:41 PM (+Akse)
Damn you man! Why do you taunt me? Seriously, did you have any idea what you were experiencing at the time?
Posted by: Ombudsman at December 03, 2010 06:05 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 03, 2010 06:06 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Mr. Carr, Guard from Cool Hand Luke at December 03, 2010 06:06 PM (jXC9M)
Don't export your garbage to other states!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 09:49 PM
What fun is that gonna be if you're not here for us to rag on?
BTW -- I think we should get up some kind of Mass Moron Christmas Greeting-thingy for Young D'oh and all the other military -- especially those with AoSHQ ties, no matter how tenuous -- who are doing the jobs that libs and Osama Obama don't have the Dangling Courage Units to do.
Oh, and P.S.: John Lennon is still dead. Fox News says so. Over and over and over.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 03, 2010 06:07 PM (Ulu3i)
That always kills threads here for some reason. One thing I will never understand about this place.
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 06:08 PM (mi3kC)
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 03, 2010 06:11 PM (7+pP9)
Just being here, able to vent, makes me calm the hell down.
Seriously, thanks Ace and assorted morons. Without you, I'd be in the garage tonight with my car running and the garage door closed.
AoSHQ: Makes the libtards in your life down right bearable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2010 06:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 06:13 PM (mi3kC)
Pretty much every single one I've ever met...and their wives? Lefties too, and they aren't the nice kind, they are the nasty bitchy fucker kind.""
What type of music do you play? It really seems to matter. I'm a lifelong metal guitar player, and a vast majority of the dudes I ever jammed with were to the right of Gengis khan. On the other side of the coin I also dabble in classical guitar, and THOSE people are out of their fucking minds.
Posted by: Berserker at December 03, 2010 06:14 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Butch at December 03, 2010 06:14 PM (HjxoE)
Where the fuck is the ONT? In keeping with the Meat Loaf theme, I Want My Money Back!
Shit, scared the cats with that one. Not a huge accomplishment, btw.
Posted by: Peaches at December 03, 2010 06:15 PM (zxpIo)
Good choice,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 06:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Peaches at December 03, 2010 06:18 PM (zxpIo)
Thanks to the EPA and modern engineering, your Eos would run out of gas before you even started getting a headache.
By the time you wrenched off the catalyst and defeated the rest of its emission controls, you'd be too tired to crawl into the car and start it.
Which is good for the rest of us.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 03, 2010 06:19 PM (Ulu3i)
It's going good, thanks for asking. Yours?
/Of course my Friday is decadence-free, along with all the other days of the week.,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 03, 2010 06:19 PM (a3Z62)
Big, sincere, loving hug to you, D'oh. May tomorrow bring you a better day.
Posted by: Peaches at December 03, 2010 06:21 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 06:22 PM (jXC9M)
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 06:23 PM (mi3kC)
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 06:24 PM (mi3kC)
Meh, they're workin' me like a rented mule over at the law factory. Gotta go in for a couple of hours tomorrow. Still old. My Christmas lights are pretty, though, and I have lots of beer.
Posted by: Peaches at December 03, 2010 06:26 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 06:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 03, 2010 10:27 PM (c0A3e)
Duh!
Posted by: Editor at December 03, 2010 06:27 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: sifty at December 03, 2010 06:28 PM (jXC9M)
Let's see, the last comment there is #440 (so very lame) posted by one "Ugg Boots on sale"
So whoever posts #441 gets to wheeze, "Fuhhhrsssrst!" which as everyone knows is Zombese for "First!"
Posted by: K~Bob at December 03, 2010 06:28 PM (mi3kC)
The Obama Administration intervened with the Spanish government to block the indictment of 6 former Bush officials on charges of setting the legal framework for torture, against international law and covenants.
They are now trying to intervene with the Nigerian government to prevent the indictment of Dick Cheney, as former head of KBR, on bribery charges. Interpol has a red list on Cheney, making him subject to arrest if he leaves the US, but our government, which has had an extradition treaty with Nigeria since 1931, wants to block extradition.
It's over at Kos and they're swearing to primary him, become hermits, move to Canada, etc.Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 03, 2010 06:31 PM (/kjx2)
The real trouble is, this is delaying progress towards #666. Rum's gonna be up alllllll night.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 03, 2010 06:32 PM (/kjx2)
Posted by: Peaches at December 03, 2010 06:33 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: MiloX at December 03, 2010 06:46 PM (1ODi+)
Cougarrrr alertttt... Run fer the hills, she is after all young virulent men like me. Ruuuuunnn......
Posted by: RayKon at December 03, 2010 07:00 PM (CFlmM)
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2010 07:10 PM (vGy3W)
Suspecting it will be grabbed by the throat, clubbed and skinned is a good reason to run away.
I like the story about the beavers in LA who found a million cash from a video poker parlor heist stashed in the woods and built a dam with it.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2010 04:48 AM (mHQ7T)
Yes, and I guess divorce can be, too. Did she coach him through all three failed marriages? What a fucking loser. He can't manage basic human relationships like matrimony and extended family, yet he sees fit to laugh about people putting their lives on the line -- family, no less -- for a cause greater than themselves. Tell him you hope next year he has something better to "brag" about other than being a colossal dickwad yet again.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2010 05:00 AM (mHQ7T)
D'oh told his ol' mom, yeah, he's a trained killer. And he'd gladly give his life to save you.
Jane, if you're still around, these in laws sound like having one of those diseases you see on House would be more fun than spending time with them. Gotta say though, Mr. D'oh came up with the perfect comment to her idiotic and insensitive comment. And, as Maureen Dowd or some dingbat like that said, with absolute moral authority to boot.
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