1 THIRD First? Trifecta! YOU WILL BLOW ME?

2 His entry (see what I did there?) into the FemDom genre, "Snowbilly Strapon MILFs"?

3

Gay posse? srsly any self respecting Gay man wouldn't look twice at a man-boy who ditches keeds , after slaying kids mother on national tv.

....well maybe andrew sullivan

4 "Reality" show, huh?  Looks like the crack heads in Hollyweed have finally gone over the edge.  Seeing as Doofus will be campaigning in the winter months, the Hollywood pussies won't be hanging around there for long.

5 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pray that Charles Manson doesn't get paroled because these stupid shit entertainment imbeciles will give the bastard a reality show. They have NO STANDARDS, NONE. And really, who cares about the well being of the child, as long as there is money to be had? TV industry people are shallow, self serving, little, low IQ, small dick, shits, who honestly believe that they are morally superior to mean, old, greedy, fat cat conservatives. And, gee, who are we, in the real world, to argue with these intellectual giants, who are pumping swill onto the airwaves?

6 Been here done this, topic-wise.

More kitteh action please, Maet....

7 Oh, well. At least Sandra Bullock has some functioning brain cells. There's hope for us yet.

8 Uhm... Levi is not eligible for Mayor of Wasilia.  Conservatives4Palin have noted the city codes that 1) candidates for Mayor have to live in Wasilia--Levi doesn't, and 2) the Mayor has to be at least 21--Levi isn't.

9 Oh jeez, so the election for Wasilla mayor isn't until 2012?  We seriously have to have this double=plus a-hole around for two frickin years?

No one will watch his show after episode 2, but who will take bets on the network keeping it alive just so they can make jabs at Palin.

I don't know if they've noticed or not, but all the MSM's shots at Palin just make people like her more, and like them less.

10 We can always hope that someone in Wasilla will have a few too many in the local tavern, and kick his worthless ass. You know sometimes people in real America have this basic common sense that those in New Yawk, and Dumbifornia lack.

11 Can we haz read last few freds beefor postink?

12 enoxo @9:  You did read the part of the story where they state that he'll be running for the job in 2012, right?  I know that the original story on this was that he'd be running right now, but considering that the job isn't up for election until 2012, I think that was just sloppy research on someone's part.

13

http://bit.ly/9in9oT He can't run for mayor.

http://bit.ly/bf1hsw

4.12.010 Candidate qualifications.

Any person is eligible for city office if the person is a qualified voter of the city and meets state and city requirements for the office.

A. Candidates for council seats shall reside in the city and meet the requirements of Chapter 2.04

2.16.030 Qualification of mayor.

A person is eligible to hold the office of mayor if the person is a qualified city voter and has been a city resident or a resident of territory annexed to the city for one year immediately prior to the election. The mayor may not hold a position as council member or city employee, except as provided by state statute

14 This asswipe isn't even 21 yet? Holy shit.

15 I anxiously await a company to offer Rev. Wright a TV Show

16 Russ from Winterset @13 Do you honestly think this shit bag is capable of a year preparation? This is the 3rd reality show that he was supposed to have. It will flame out like all the rest.

17

  Gomez.  Not paying attention today, are we?  Let me break it down for you: 

  The Mayor of Wasilla faces reelection in November of 2012.  Any possible challengers would have to establish residency in Wasilla, AK by October 2011 to be elgible for the position.  This gives any prospective candidates a mere.....14 months to find a house, apartment or insulated garage to call home within the City Limits of Wasilla, AK. 

  And the age question?  As long as Levi turns 21 before assuming office, he can run for the job.

 

   Any other dumb questions?

18

Gomez @ 17:  I think in this case, the preparation for the election will be the premise for the show.  He doesn't have to win the job.  Hell, he doesn't even have to file paperwork.  All he needs to do to get some Hollywood love is to move back home and start schmoozing his former friends & neighbors to try and convince them that he's the best possible candidate for Mayor.

 

  Is it a longshot?  Yes.  Would it be epic bad TV?  Yes.  Does that mean that it's a metaphysical certainty that it won't happen?  Unfortunately, no.....

19 Since Ace is beta testing the new gaming/yard-sale/catalog/gameshow/American Moron blog, I'm getting in the spirit of things and arms dealing. Yes, I'm shameless. I'm also recently laid off and running low on Val-U-Rite and Possum jerky> So go to Gunsamerica,com and look up DerekH. I've reduced a couple handguns today for quick liquidation! Show me the money!

20 1. Either Mr. Johnston needs to be taught the first lesson of holes.

OR

2. This was the plan all along.

That Sarah allowed this creep to get within touching distance of her daughter is starting to reflect on Sarah's sensibilities and sensitivities. (to her detriment.)

I know that the situation of one's teenage daughter in love with a class-A dick has to be handled with kid gloves but it seems that Sarah fumbled it and darling daughter wound up preggers and has also grown a 150 lb. walking, talking tumor.

Or (if one wishes to go really into the upper stratosphere of paranoia) Sarah is in on the whole thing with Levi to garner sympathy from her fans, approbation, justification and self-satisfaction (so that they reveal their true natures) from her 'haters' and lots and lots of media attention from the slavering hyenas of the MFM.

My bet's on Levi being a genuine clueless chill billy who thought he could parlay his connection to Sarah and her family into stardom and some cash. (egged on by some highly motivated $$$$ operatives from the left-o-sphere)  Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be) he's got so little class and charisma that's not going to happen and I'm beginning to wonder how Bristol fell for this Lame-o.

21 Any other dumb questions?

How'm I doin'?

22    Any other dumb questions?

Sure.  Isn't it Ace's turf to duplicate post?

Levi Johnston's Reality Show Revealed: He's Running For Mayor of Wasilla —Ace

23   Apparently, I drew the short straw today and got to repost this story.  I originally wanted to link to the takedown of the show put out today by Conservatives4Palin, but the new news that the show will focus on the 2012 election makes most of their factual points moot.  So I ran with a quick analysis of the story.  Besides, Ace posted this story more than 24 hours ago.  IIRC, a "repost" is twice in 24 hours......so "technically", while this is a "repost", it's not a "repost repost".

24 Greedy CONNSSS!!!! We will have your money yet CONS!!12!!

25  it's not a "repost repost".

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at August 10, 2010 11:26 PM (/MEFr)

Interesting perspective.

26 21, wirenut - "reduced a couple handguns"? A 44 built on a 38 frame?

27 I'd make a fortune selling rape whistles here.

28 Besides, Ace posted this story more than 24 hours ago.  IIRC, a "repost" is twice in 24 hours......so "technically", while this is a "repost", it's not a "repost repost".

So...  you're a politician.

29 This guy needs to go on a long walk through the woods, smeared with fish entrails.

30 Ach, wirenut, know too well the situation. All gone down the rathole, the winch 97, the bisley, the s&w 1917, the mossberg brownie, astra cub, all, all, all... rape whistle = call for sloppy seconds

31

That Sarah allowed this creep to get within touching distance of her daughter is starting to reflect on Sarah's sensibilities and sensitivities. (to her detriment.)

but it seems that Sarah fumbled it

Sarah is in on the whole thing with Levi to garner sympathy

But don't you think you're clever! And aren't  you terribly concerned about Sarah! Hey, and LOOK a conspiracy!

Fuck off

32 Semi-mostly-O/T:  GE CEO Immelt Scolded NBC Journalists For Reporting Negatively on Obama

Yes, yes. Of course, obvious, and old news but this shit needs to be repeated to the 52%ers.

The fucking MSM conglomerates shaping the news is poison to a republic.

It's not the bias; it's the cover of impartiality, and 'just the news, ma'am' Brokaw shit.

33
WTF beer story over at iowahawk.

34

You dont like the way I'm livin

Ya just leave this long hair'd country boy alone.

 

(no Zep Lyrics)

35 -33 Next to go will be the 1928 Baby-Grand. Any tips where to post pianos for sale? btw, Unfired FNP-.45 600.00 M&P .45 500.00 Sig P220 .45 600.00

36 22) God you're a moron, and not in a good way,  they tried to keep them apart, the McCain campiagn in their great cluelessness, tried to 'fix things' by bringing him into the picture. After the election, things settled down, it seemed maybe there was some possibility that they stay together, Fagan, an import from the big easy, made
a big deal of trying to force Levi from his apprenticeship on the oil fields, not long
after that,  right around this time, she had let in the house, because his mother was
on trial for drug charges, who takes the case, the Al Sharpton and co, of Alaska, REx and Tank, who take him down this dark path which he continues on, they
scheduled the stories on Vanity Fair, GQ, the Nuts gig, the Playgirl shoot. What you're saying is it's Sarah's fault for being a decent human being

37 That 'Metal of Restraint' or whatever that was they were giving or thought about giving to the military should really go to Todd Palin...

If it was up to me being in his shoes, I would have taken Levi and held him in the nearest river until the thrashing stops. 

38 Ugh, the liberal propaganda industrial complex (aka the MFM) is only keeping this guy around as a club to beat over the head of Sarah Palin.

39 41 It's a Concern troll

40 I figured as much, but I wanted to bring out some of the facts involved, that would involve way too many tiny urls

41 Does this mean that Levi will be able to make his child support payments with the reality show?

42 Any other dumb questions?

Does a small town mayor need a GED, and is showing your junk helpful? If he really wanted to make his son proud, wouldn't he pay child support?

43 Any other dumb questions?

Oh, one more. Will he change his name to Ricky Wasilly?

44 The Mayor of Wasilla faces reelection in November of 2012.

This was cute. Mayor Verne E. Rupright tells ET, "Well, it is a little early to declare. Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi's grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!"

45 Oh, sure I'd vote for him

46 I think Levi is as dumb as a box of rocks. He's a dumbass kid from a small town in a remote state who got a taste of fame and is now getting some really bad advice from people who have a political agenda and once he has outlived his usefulness, they will drop him, what was the phrase? Like a used rubber. (Cindy Sheehan, anyone?) Is he a douche? Without a doubt. Is he a clever, manipulative douche? Not likely. Somebody else is pulling the strings here.

47

To run for mayor the dumb shit will have to get his GED.  No way in hell he can pass it.   The fucker is dumb as a rock.

 

 

48 Want to see something uglier than Levi's personality?  Here are some screenshots of  tweets made by the seriously unhinged left wishing Sarah and her family had been on the plane instead of Stevens.

49 Put me in the column hoping that some of the locals get tired of his schtick and Levi gets his ass kicked. While Todd is out fishing. I would watch that program.

50 I can't wait to read his autobiography-- I'm a big fan of nautical metaphors.

51 What you're saying is it's Sarah's fault for being a decent human being

God forbid we let any of those into elected office.

52 Here are some screenshots of  tweets made by the seriously unhinged left wishing Sarah and her family had been on the plane instead of Stevens.

Is that a display of "tolerance" or "inclusion"?

53 Is that a display of "tolerance" or "inclusion"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 11, 2010 12:36 AM (9PzaA)

Heh.  Honestly, what kind of person wishes death to kids?

54 Rushbabe @ 54... Watching the dirtbags go insane would be reason enough to put Sarah in the WH.   Gawd, would that be delicious!

55 Watching the dirtbags go insane would be reason enough to put Sarah in the WH.   Gawd, would that be delicious!

Posted by: Steph at August 11, 2010 12:38 AM (580hG)

I'm hoping that karma will have its way with all the lefties and Sarah will manage to get in.  I can't see any of the lackluster, Beltway GOP doing anything about ZeroCare or serious debt reduction the way she would.

56 Is that a display of "tolerance" or "inclusion"?
Posted by: HeatherRadish

I'm going with "True nature of the Leftist soul."

57 We have a winnah !!http://tinyurl.com/2w7d6ff

58

I saw a comment today that Soros actually worked for Hitler when (Soros) was a kid.  Somehow, it's hard to doubt.  Look at the nice folks he inspires on his side.

*sigh*

I don't know how the Palins do it, knowing they're the target of such burning rage and hate.  It's a good thing they're religious.

'night, all.

 

59 What's the worst blowout in electoral history at any level?  I can't see Levi getting more votes than the entourage that's filming the dumb show.

60 We have a winnah !!http://tinyurl.com/2w7d6ff

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 11, 2010 12:41 AM (2DxKT)

I'm so glad I saw your post before I logged off.  Finally, some good news!  Take that, GOP establishment!  Now if I could find out about GA, but I'm thinking they're going to be counting for days it'll probly be so close.

61 What's the worst blowout in electoral history at any level?  I can't see Levi getting more votes than the entourage that's filming the dumb show. Posted by: Methos

As Russ said, it's not about the win part, it's the goofy trip to the election. I suspect if this actually gets put into production, the producers will make him look like an ass as well as making fun of Palin.

However, I'm sure the locals will make life a living hell for the production crew. And that would just be fantastic.

62 Russ,

One minor correction, the mayor's office comes up for election in October 4th, 2011 for a three year term.  The current mayor, Verne E. Rupright, has been serving since November of 2008. 

Sauce

63

Levi I've got a name for your new "reality show".   "Polishing A Turd".

I'd give it a 75--it's got a beat and you can dance to it.  I'm certain that MSNBC will run it with a big time intro by Keefums Olberman--who knows a bit about polishing a turd his own self.

64

Posted by: RushBabe at August 11, 2010 12:46 AM (a3Z62)

Good news indeed Rushbabe. As for the Georgia  primary for Governor

I cringed when I saw there may be a vote count. We need to get it together pronto with the local election supervisors and boards to prevent fraud and abuse and ensure our wins are just that.

65 Well, if the kid ain't eligible for Mayor, how about Town Joke?

66 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Levi Johnston. Same thing for Russ from Winterset for mentioning Slap Shot 2.

67 Anyone who spent time rooting for crumbs off of Kathy Griffin's table is... well, what can you say. Even someone as apparently intelligent as Steve Wozniak proved capable of utter lunacy, given the prospect of a TV camera. Add to that the fact that she is about as appealing in person as a sidewinder. And I've seen her up close and personal, across a dinner table. When she was young, even, back in the 1990s in West Hollywood. A real toad.

68

Surely Todd Palin knows some guys who can keep a secret and know how to get their hands dirty.

Or just get a life insurance policy on the douchebag (for the Trippster), and then buy him a case of whiskey and a snowmobile. 

69 Our democracy is not a fucking joke, though.  Wasilla is a town that needs and deserves a decent local government.

It's not like Presidential politics, where if someone can't take the spotlight of the nation, they should step aside.  Some of the best town mayors simply can't take that kind of heat, and especially when they consider the Palin Full Treatment.  These people might have kids, or even a skeleton in their closet. 

Levi is screwing his neighbors over.

70

Detroit filter

Fleetguard filter

Perkins filter

Donaldson filter

Caterpillar filter

Volvo filter

Field equipment

and so on

71 agree you very much!!

72 Was there ever a time when there were dignified news anchors who raised dignified issues relevant to what dignified people want to know about political candidates? Or have they always been bitchy gossips, only engaging in tabloid journalism?

73 Can someone do that computer voodoo on the (WZeLK) hashtag?  I haven't seen a genuine concern troll around these parts in awhile.  Wonder if it's our old buddies from Chi-town?  The term 'left-o-sphere' is a dead giveaway.  No one on AoS talks like that.

74

Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2010 11:14 PM (WZeLK)

 

It's not complicated. He's just a mixed up kid. He'll outgrow it. But I doubt Sarah will.

75 Yes Levi is a shit bag for all the reasons we have stated in previous threads. He is much like a lot of the young fools I have seen in this area in the past ten to 20 years.

This is the now generic LBJ great society teen with no ambition; knock up girlfriend(s), drop out of school, never have a real job etc. until all the chickens come home to roost.  His girlfriend? Pretty much what we see here.

Young, pretty, and of upper middle class parents who really expected more from them. The typical "Levi" teen guy sees them as a walking vagina with possibility of a meal ticket. The typical "Bristol" teen sees him as some kind of anti-hero hunk who will take them away to a life of wedded bliss without interference form "overbearing" mom and dad. Money issues, not a problem at all; love will find a way and besides, there are all kinds of government programs.

And there lies the root of the problem; "all kinds of government programs". They incentivise this kind of behavior. Until we get rid of these programs we will continue to get more and more of these generic "Levi's" and "Bristols".

But the real point here?  We can not blame the shit bag for this show. The shit bag is an uneducated fool with no job talent or experience. He will jump at the chance for easy money from any source since the Palin goldmine is now mined out.

76 On the GA Gov Republican primary it looks like the more liberal Deal will win with a margin of about 1500 votes.

This is surprising since Palin backed Handel beat him in the original primary by 10 points.

Could this be tampering by the Dems since they have no runoff and GA has open primaries?

77

The Sarah Palin hating troll is back. Check the hashes. This is from the day before:

 

Posted by: Reality Check Here at August 10, 2010 01:05 PM (sYrWB)

Posted by: just ruminating here at August 11, 2010 06:38 AM (sYrWB)

The same jerk with the same venal hatred.

78 Tsk, tsk, tsk, temper, temper, blue hen. Someone might think that you're loony.

79 Someone might think that you're loony.

On the other hand we don't "think" that you are a loony, we know.

80 What is that smell?!?!   Oh, Natasha & Boris is back.

81 On the other hand we don't "think" that you are a loony, we know.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2010 07:23 AM (/jbAw)

 

^That, from a blowhard whose only valid points are the Googled thoughts of others.

82

And you have yet to prove one assertion that you've made. You've only professed hatred. You insult Palin, then insult anyone who points out the fact that you will not defend anything that you've written.

83 Tell me what kind of yoot you are "rummy-nating". Are you the Levi no education drop-out looking for a meal ticket "Levi" troll, or are you the naive dumb shit female "Bristol" looking for a hero to rescue you from common sense?

Oh, never mind, can't be that last one. Common sense doesn't run in your family or you wouldn't be plaguing real people. "Birth" mistake rarely happen to people with "common sense".

84 He's just a mixed up kid. He'll outgrow it. But I doubt Sarah will.

Sarah doesn't have to grow up, because she raised her children and accepted her responsibilities throughout life. When Sarah Palin ran for mayor, it was because she felt ready to assume a leadership position in her community. Levi and the Democrats seem to think this is some kind of joke, as evidenced by the bang up job the "adults in charge" are doing right now.

85 Vic, Vic, Vic, get a grip. You're babbling incoheretly. (You get flustered so easily)

86 ...another keyboard & monitor ruined ...thanks, Russ...

87 I can't wait to read his autobiography-- I'm a big fan of nautical metaphors.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2010 12:35 AM (FcR7P)

LOL Some conceit that would make Bill Ayers consider himself the next Herman Melville. "I'll become a merchant marine and write a literary classic. No, maybe I'll blow up some off duty soldiers at a USO dance."

88

Another deflection, another lie. And they're neither funny or original. And you still haven't tried to defend any of your own garbage.We've had far better trolls here.

89 I can't wait to read his autobiography-- I'm a big fan of nautical metaphors.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2010 12:35 AM (FcR7P)

------------------------------------------------------------

 

Both pages?  I bet you'll be bored by the bottom of the front sheet.

90 So most of us decry the collapse of the norms that ushered in all these unwed teen pregnancies which in turn usher in permanent poverty for those same teens.

What does the Dem PR rag known as NPR do?  The promote it with article like this:

MTV's 'Teen Mom' Makes For Teaching Moments

They gush about the "lessons learned":

The point of the shows is to have teens demonstrate to their peers how hard it is to become responsible for a baby before you're really responsible for yourself. Cameras follow the young mothers-to-be as they make tough decisions about their lives, like dropping out of high school, either because it's too exhausting or to escape being gossiped about.

No mention of the fact that these pregnancies didn't start on this gargantuan scale until after the LBJ regime and reign of terror. 

No mention that by showing these "beautiful" teens they are virtually glorifying this activity.

http://tinyurl.com/2a8benm

91 Standards have really slipped in our society. Michelle Obama's trip to Spain, the Ground Zero mosque, Obama's finger scratching and shoulder brushing on the campaign trail, the porn hustling son of a meth dealer and a high school dropout to boot stalking a genuinely accomplished politician who is also the grandmother to his child... It's pathetic that this behavior was ever condoned by Americans, much less encouraged.

92 23 Any other dumb questions?

How'm I doin'?

Posted by: President Barry at August 10, 2010 11:14 PM (MMC8r)

B+

93 Oh and Rummy-tator; unlike you when I lift something from another article or blog I will mark it as "quoted work" and either provide a link or a H/T, as appropriate.

That is unlike you who just posts the thoughts of other by direction. But then again, I guess you can't give a H/T to Axelrod after every post.

94 Standards have really slipped in our society.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane

 

You neglected to mention the declining quality of our trolls. Such negative trends might make one question the ambiance of this refined community of which we are part. It's enough to make one demand a refund.

I kid.

95 92

And you have yet to prove one assertion that you've made. You've only professed hatred. You insult Palin, then insult anyone who points out the fact that you will not defend anything that you've written.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2010 07:32 AM (R2fpr)

 

Now, let's be rational here, young lady.

I don't have to prove any assertion that I've made here, and I certainly don't have to defend any of my comments either, and besides, dimwit, they were opinions, not assertions. There is a distinction

Secondly, I don't "hate" Sarah Palin. I'm  just amused by people like you who put her up on some kind of a pedestal, as if she is a reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, and BTW, I don't dislike you either, although I do think that you are ditzy, and mind you, that is just an opinion, also.

 

96

I'm  just amused by people like you who put her up on some kind of a pedestal

Another lie. Prove that someone here did that. You are preaching hatred, and the exact same hatred that you exhibited in a previous thread.

You are a lousy troll. Nothing funny, nothing insightful, no ability to defend what you yourself spew, let alone what others write. Rather pathetic. Do some research an try to emulate 'someguy' or 'paulie' or 'paulie the pervert' as it was known. They also had nothing to add, but they provided amusement.

97

You neglected to mention the declining quality of our trolls. Such negative trends might make one question the ambiance of this refined community of which we are part. It's enough to make one demand a refund.

I kid.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2010 07:57 AM (R2fpr)

LOL

You would think with Ace dedicating entire posts to them like Some Guy they would put some effort into their work, but it's like they're phoning it in. Dum Dum was still the best IMO.

98

The democrats created a permanent underclass by detonating the social norms that responded to indiscriminate and irresponsible behavior. The progressives masquerading as democrats likely did it on purpose but even people like Ginsberg thought that abortion would help the trend toward the dissolution of the family.

Libs are just afraid of Palin. There isn't anything there to dislike, so they make stuff up.

99

You would think with Ace dedicating entire posts to them like Some Guy they would put some effort into their work, but it's like they're phoning it in. Dum Dum was still the best IMO.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane

 

"Leave it to a stupid troll to bring a telephone to an internet fight."

100

Now, you see, you're just grumpy. There's no reasoning with a cranky woman.

I'll let you have the last word.  _{(As we all know that women always have anyway)}

101 We need to petition for someone on the East Coast to put up the Top Headline thread.  I nominate Vic. 

102 I don't think Someguy was a troll.  I think he was an unstable man who watched (and drew) all of his philosophy on life from Brian DePalma's Untouchables movie.

103

You haven't the wit or ability to 'let' anyone do anything, except serve yourself up as an object of ridicule.

Learn the ways of trolling and then come back. Be warned; not everyone here is as nice as I am.

104 Yeah, someguy wasn't a troll, he was just really irritable or perhaps "crotchety" would be a better word.

105 ..14 months to find a house, apartment or insulated garage to call home

What am I, chopped liver?

106 111 We need to petition for someone on the East Coast to put up the Top Headline thread.  I nominate Vic.

I second that notion.

I'd kill to see a Vic Financial Doom Post.

107 You'd think a script could be written that would publish a morning headlines/open type thread every morning.  I hear these new computer thingies can do stuff like that.

108 114 Yeah, someguy wasn't a troll, he was just really irritable or perhaps "crotchety" would be a better word.

Posted by: dagny at August 11, 2010 08:33 AM (cDV6v)

I perfer to be called bitter and cranky myself.

109 117 You'd think a script could be written that would publish a morning headlines/open type thread every morning.  I hear these new computer thingies can do stuff like that.

Careful, we already have semi-sentient spam posting here.  A script for a morning headlines/open type could easily be corrupted and contribute to Skynet's activation, and our subsequent doom.

110 117 Then we lose that dirty-dirty feeling of commenting at the bottom of an old dead repost-repost of an inane topic.

111 119

Sure, but in the end... _^(?)

112

You haven't the wit or ability to 'let' anyone do anything, except serve yourself up as an object of ridicule.

 

Aw, now you've hurt my feelings. You're so adept at ridiculing trolls, too.

 

113

I perfer to be called bitter and cranky myself.

Posted by: Johnnyreb

 

Does this mean that we have to get off of your lawn mister?

114 adept enough to notice that you lied about the last word and that you were lurking. The really pathetic ones stick around because they enjoy the punishment. Unresolved developmental issues and all that.

115

116 120 117 Then we lose that dirty-dirty feeling of commenting at the bottom of an old dead repost-repost of an inane topic.


Oh Yeah!!  Skynet can't give you that dirty, dirty feeling of a hangover and a well used old dead thread! 

117

118

Hot air (I'm desperate) has a headline up that says "Time: Study: Beta Males in deep trouble".

That should put their entire blog and all their commenters into a panic.

119 Attention Morons: we all have to evacuate the thread. The troll has discovered how to use emoticons, and these have sunglasses! We are therefore in the presence of troll genius. Or a yutz whose junior high school doesn't resume until the end of the month.

120

Does this mean that we have to get off of your lawn mister?

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2010 08:40 AM (R2fpr)

I fear that in a few years that, yes, I will be yelling, you kids get off my lawn.

121 While I appreciate the thought folks, I am not skilled at editing internet html pages. And I don't think ace would be willing to give me keys to the blog anyway.

I will continue posting early morning "news" for comments. I give you this early morning teaser from some of the stuff I have built up for the news threads.

First though I have to go open IE-8 because Pixy will not let me post Word documents into the comments.

122

Wow, the old Dem PR rag is just chock full if stuff today. How about this one where local Demonrats are contemplating an “anti-Alvin Greene” measure to prevent upstarts like him from upsetting their control of primaries.

 

Dems mull candidate pledge

South Carolina Democrats are quietly debating whether future candidates should have to pledge that they will abide by election and ethics laws — or risk being taken off the ballot.

Such a pledge could have helped the party avoid its embarrassment over Alvin Greene, the surprise victor of its June 8 U.S. Senate primary. The party later tried to get Greene to abandon his candidacy after news broke that he faces a felony pornography charge.

The pledge idea is being pushed in part by former state lawmaker and Charleston County Councilman Vic Rawl, who lost to Greene even though Greene had raised no money, did not campaign and had not filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission. He later filed with the FEC.

“An expanded or additional pledge would enhance the ability of the party to assure the citizens of the state that candidates comply with the law,” Rawl said. “I think that is a duty of a political party.”

IOW, sour grapes measure. Break out the popcorn folks the Dem Party here is trying to alienate their last major constituency besides the old FDR breed who are > 75 y.o. and dieing off.

123 Now we know the troll is gay or a woman under 30.

124 Tsk, tsk, tsk, blue hen, now you're obsessing after me. One might think it's been, um, a while since you had a boyfriend.

125 I'd kill to see a Vic Financial Doom Post.

I am not as good at that as Monty AND he will be back in September so we need to keep the thread open for him. After all, September is only a short few weeks away.

(Much to the disappointment of school children all across the U.S.)

126 While I appreciate the thought folks, I am not skilled at editing internet html pages.

Oh come on....if these yahoos can do it, I'm sure you could.  Besides the Top Headline thread doesn't really contain much more than a quote or reference to some obscure sci-fi movie.  Sometimes not even that....just burp or fart or somethin'.

127

You're right for once. I cannot remember when I ever had a boyfriend. I speak for all of us Morons when I say that it's an odds-on bet that you've had one far more recently than I. And we know who is president of their Levi Johnston fan club. And/or a customer of his mom's meth lab.

 

 

128 "Leave it to a stupid troll to bring a telephone to an internet fight."

Poor Someguy. Rather than a diehard fan of The Untouchables, he reminded me of King Missile performing spoken word about Martin Scorsese.

I perfer to be called bitter and cranky myself.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at August 11, 2010 08:35 AM (BuYeH)

But how did you get that awesome hash?

129 Tatoo, that Melville/Ayers comment was just f'n brilliant. I intend to steal it.

130 137  You're right for once. I cannot remember when I ever had a boyfriend.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2010 08:59 AM (R2fpr)

 

I rest my case, folks.

131 Hey.  Ya know what's worse than the double-barrelled two-step?  Waiting for your kid to get out of the john so can shit for the 17th time, because everybody's got it.
.

132 ┌∩┐(◕_◕ ┌∩┐

133

Before you set that case to rest (on your flat head), consider that that might not mean what you 'think' it means. Before you blunder further.

134 Thanks, Texette!

135 Headline thread is up.

136

IOW, sour grapes measure. Break out the popcorn folks the Dem Party here is trying to alienate their last major constituency besides the old FDR breed who are > 75 y.o. and dieing off.

Posted by: Vic at August 11, 2010 08:51 AM (/jbAw)

FINALLY! The last generation to give a fuck about Andy Griffith gets lost.

137 And, TaTToo, sorry for mispelling your name. I stumbled into bed at 4 after terrifying a poor possum, and the karmic wheel of justice shrunk my blackberry keys again.

138

Now we know the troll is gay or a woman under 30.

But the question is, do we care?  One more in a long string of hit and run trolls posting babble and cheap one liners.  Either unwilling or unable to back up anything they have to say, refusing to engage in any sort of meaningful conversation or debate.

Oh I'm sure the snippy little troll is getting a good giggle out of all of this, and as usual we'll lose interest in toying with it after a few days and then it will go away as they all do eventually.

So no, can't say as I personally really care who, or what this troll is in real life.  It's just another mindless drone, another useful idiot for our would be socialist masters sent to harrass us with more drivel.

 

139 Waiting for your kid to get out of the john so can shit for the 17th time, because everybody's got it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 11, 2010 09:05 AM (UBQGM)

Sorry Herr, I hope you ain't got the same crap I had last week. I just got over it. You haven't been grilling chiken-ka-bobs have you?

140 TaTToo, sorry for mispelling your name.

Totally OK! I'm just glad some giant rat didn't curse my keyboard, just the screen toward the end every third comment or so

141 You haven't been grilling chiken-ka-bobs have you?

As a matter of fact.......

142 Speaking of trolls, whatever happened to Diderot's Dog? He sort of vanished after the 2008 election. Did he get a job with the Obama administration's communications dept., maybe? -- that might explain why Gibbs is having a meltdown.

143 Sorry, didn't mean to kill the thread.

144

"My thoughts? Well, think about how tired you are of hearing about the Wacky Antics of this sub-genius."

As a card carrying member of the Church of the SubGenius, I find this statement offensive.  You should be shot.

145

He's like a punchline in a stupid bar joke.  Some jokers in Hollywood go 'hey, wouldn't it be GREAT to get Levi to run for Palin's old job and turn it into a reality show?'

And being the totally moronic grasping tool that he is, Levi says 'uhh...doh...okay', thinking that it means that people like him or worse, that he's popular on some level.

Slow moving trainwreck.  He'll be living under an overpass in less than five years. 

146 Doesn't he need to be a resident or something? 

In any event, Bristol should run against him.

Or if they want to bring out the big guns, run Trig against him.