November 24, 2010

Memo To William F. Buckley, Jr. [Journolist]
— Open Blogger

Buckley 11239961.jpg

Dear Bill,

Happy Birthday.

We have had a rough patch here State side lo these past 22 months with the besting of America by the incorrigible voices of progressive liberalism; some call them democrats, but most now, bastards. And why not, I say.

For the progressive troika of politicos, talking heads to the intellectually stunted executive branch, have perfected their fevered goose-steps toward Government, Inc. USA. The Italian patron of fascism, Benito Mussolini himself would be proud of the troikaÂ’s hard left turn and the merging of state and corporate powers laced with the threat of congressional investigations and governmental retaliation.

America has been operating in a fog of late, not quite sure where to step but always reminded of the bellowing of the all powerful state run fog horn; the fog horn operator is AmericaÂ’s 22 month old president whose advancement from community organizer to half term U.S. Senator to President is what slick packaging and smoke and mirrors buys these days.

But alas, America has awakened - awakened to the shock and the horror of allowing itself to be duped by the talkers of smooth.

America is demanding the state stand down and release its grip. We had a midterm election a few weeks back and America spoke loudly and clearly. Power was taken away from the liberals and returned to the people with the election of 63 conservative republicans to congress along with 6 new conservative republican senators and over 600 conservative republicans elected to state and local office throughout the country.

As you can see Bill, we ainÂ’t letting the bastards wear us down.

Oh, and tell Buchwald that the guy f/k/a Barry Soetoro is president, and was recently in India dodging coconuts and apparently Americans.

ThatÂ’s all for now + requiescat in pace,

-J

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:52 PM | Comments (64)
Post contains 311 words, total size 2 kb.

1
Was WFB a social liberal?

Well, I think he had a live and let live attitude. But he was no fool; he didn't support the social progressive agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer & Yams at November 24, 2010 03:56 PM (UQjUb)

2 Good picture of 'ol WFB.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at November 24, 2010 03:57 PM (AOt54)

3 He was a devout Catholic (old school division).

Posted by: Uncle Jed at November 24, 2010 03:58 PM (AOt54)

4 Thank you for the congratulatory note, old chap. I would write a brilliant reply full of my noted wit and showcasing my outstanding vocabulary, were it not for feeling a bit stiff at the moment.

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at November 24, 2010 03:58 PM (tJjm/)

5

I loved it when he called Gore Vidal a faggot.

Posted by: Soothsayer & Yams at November 24, 2010 03:59 PM (g73jP)

6
or was it Jimmy Breslin?

or both?

Posted by: Soothsayer & Yams at November 24, 2010 03:59 PM (UQjUb)

7 It's truly a pity he should have lived long enough to see Obama come on the national stage. Barry is proof that WFB's famous statement regarding the phone book and the faculty of Harvard University was right on the money.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:01 PM (tJjm/)

8

I just wish he weren't so chummy with leftwing pricks like John Galbreath.

They would go skiing together. I'd go up there to toss Galbreath over the side and watch him bounce.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 24, 2010 04:01 PM (Xr+3z)

9 He loved to sail.

Posted by: Old Sailor at November 24, 2010 04:01 PM (/Ft4q)

10 Buckley? Is he still dead?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 24, 2010 04:02 PM (Ulu3i)

11 7 Sorry Dad. Posted by: Christopher Buckley at November 24, 2010 08:01 PM (uCjoj) As soon as I get out of this box, I'm going to slap your mama, boy! No WAY you are one of mine.

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at November 24, 2010 04:02 PM (tJjm/)

12 11 Buckley? Is he still dead? Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 24, 2010 08:02 PM (Ulu3i) I'm feeling much better!

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at November 24, 2010 04:03 PM (tJjm/)

13 I loved it when he called Gore Vidal a faggot. Yes, that crypto-fascist called me the "F" word.

Posted by: Gore Vidal at November 24, 2010 04:04 PM (SwkdU)

14 requiesce, not requiescat. ...supposing, of course, that the final sentence follows the second-person narrative of the rest of the post.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 24, 2010 04:05 PM (0bg9i)

15 You forgot to mention what a gutless douche his son turned out to be.

Posted by: buzz at November 24, 2010 04:05 PM (lJmD1)

16 Speaking of death:
One of the best requiems of all time
(it's long but worth every note)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 04:06 PM (PaSAU)

17 He would've like the crease...

Posted by: flurmf at November 24, 2010 04:07 PM (xO+xd)

18 17 You forgot to mention what a gutless douche his son turned out to be. Posted by: buzz at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM

Are you talking to me?

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at November 24, 2010 04:07 PM (vdfwz)

19 FYI - not 22 months.  The media has been tossing Obama's salad since he threw his hat into the ring for the presidential primary.  Adds another 14 months to the fatigue.

Posted by: dustydog at November 24, 2010 04:08 PM (j8aSQ)

20 I gave you Thank you for Smoking! That's worth something, something isn't it??? A cheap laugh. Here's a quarter.

Posted by: fluffy, non-smoker at November 24, 2010 04:08 PM (SwkdU)

21 19

You forgot to mention what a gutless douche his son turned out to be.

I gave you Thank you for Smoking! That's worth something, something isn't it???

Guys?

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at November 24, 2010 08:07 PM

That and $5.50 will get you a cup of coffee with your lefty buddies

Get moving boy, Tina Brown isn't going to kiss her own ass

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 04:10 PM (vdfwz)

22 Heel shape to match the size and trousers; heel and side and thick, suitable for wearing bell-bottoms, shoes suitable for the foot board pants waist to help shape the beautiful shoes. Tory burch shoes Tory Burch Flat Tory Burch Sandals Tory Burch High Heel

Posted by: toruly at November 24, 2010 04:10 PM (UUGJg)

23 The media has been tossing Obama's salad since he threw his hat into the ring for the presidential primary.

And who doesn't like tossing salad?  It's made with arugula!

Posted by: the MFM at November 24, 2010 04:11 PM (PaSAU)

24 It Didn't Work by William F. Buckley Jr. "I can tell you the main reason behind all our woes; it is America." The New York Times reporter is quoting the complaint of a clothing merchant in a Sunni stronghold in Iraq. "Everything that is going on between Sunni and Shiites, the troublemaker in the middle is America."

Posted by: flurmf at November 24, 2010 04:11 PM (xO+xd)

25 To all the morons flying this weekend; will you ask for a reacharound?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 04:13 PM (vdfwz)

26 Zombie Bill Buckley, if you were alive today I'd tell you that you were right. Posted by: Christopher Hitchens at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM (uCjoj) Don't worry, you'll be able to tell me in person pretty soon, Christopher.

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley at November 24, 2010 04:13 PM (tJjm/)

27 28 To all the morons flying this weekend; will you ask for a reacharound? Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 08:13 PM (vdfwz) If I was flying, no, I would not. I WOULD ask for a nice pat down and perhaps a lap dance from a foxy TSA gal, though...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:14 PM (tJjm/)

28 I heard he called T. Coddington Van Vorhees a faggot.

Posted by: mpfs at November 24, 2010 04:20 PM (3TjSM)

29 Barry is proof that WFB's famous statement regarding the phone book and the faculty of Harvard University was right on the money.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 08:01 PM (tJjm/)

I bet Buckley and Reagan are having a grand time watching the Snowbilly make so many Progs' heads explode.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 24, 2010 04:20 PM (0IR+C)

30 16 requiesce, not requiescat.

...supposing, of course, that the final sentence follows the second-person narrative of the rest of the post.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM (0bg9i)

< I do declare I made a foxy paw in my Latin.  I checked with the AOSHQ charge d affaires in Crete. I was advised the third person conjugation could stand but it did not flow with the first person conversation format as established. 

Jimi Ray, for pointing this out will receive a free shot of Stoli. 

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 04:21 PM (LwLqV)

31 OK, what's going on with Megyn Kelly? First she does a hawt GQ photo spread wearing her raunchiest CFM shoes and little itty bitty-falling-off-her-titty black dress, and NOW Hotair has a story up she thinks no one can blame Obama for North Korea correctly assessing him a spineless jackass and - even more correctly - assuming they can shell South Korea with impunity. Is Kelly having a mid-life crisis because she's about to turn 40? If so, the girl needs healing. Sexual healing. And I'm an licensed undocumented professional that could do thing for her that you should not attempt at home, friends...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:21 PM (tJjm/)

32 Cool Czech, she's freaking out because she can't cook turkey.

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 04:22 PM (LwLqV)

33 Buckley called Gore Vidal a 'pink queer', not a faggot, during their 1968 TV debates

just sayin'..............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 04:25 PM (UqKQV)

34 A: Me. I'm in that shit like herpes on Paris Hilton's dildo. Posted by: MK's Husband at November 24, 2010 08:25 PM (uCjoj) Bastard.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:26 PM (tJjm/)

35 She's already 40. Turned it a few months back. Posted by: Chris in Va at November 24, 2010 08:25 PM (uCjoj) That only makes her need for my magic "medical" wand all the more pressing, Chris!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:27 PM (tJjm/)

36

OK, Jimi Ray, CDR M had a good point.  We are nixing the stoli and in it's place will serve Russian Standard. 

 

 

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 04:34 PM (LwLqV)

37 For the progressive troika of politicos, talking heads to the intellectually stunted executive branch, have perfected their fevered goose-steps toward Government, Inc. USA.

I'm sure that started out as English in your head.

Posted by: Thrillaminute at November 24, 2010 04:35 PM (uUITf)

38

And a couple quick things, Bill --

Say thanks to Ronald and Joseph for me.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 24, 2010 04:36 PM (sWynj)

39 44 "For the progressive troika of politicos, talking heads to the intellectually stunted executive branch, have perfected their fevered goose-steps toward Government, Inc. USA." I'm sure that started out as English in your head. Posted by: Thrillaminute at November 24, 2010 08:35 PM (uUITf) You know, it really DOES read better thru the bottom of my shot glass!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:37 PM (tJjm/)

40 Buckley called Gore Vidal a 'pink queer', not a faggot, during their 1968 TV debates

So, he got a twofer in there.  That's our Bill...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 24, 2010 04:37 PM (SHKl9)

41 I'm sure that started out as English in your head.

Posted by: Thrillaminute at November 24, 2010 08:35 PM (uUITf)

It's part of the WFB, JR. genre of verbal pluck.  

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 04:38 PM (LwLqV)

42 Youse guys shur talk purty.

Posted by: trainer at November 24, 2010 04:40 PM (yCWYQ)

43 Megyn Kelly, Fox

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 04:42 PM (LwLqV)

44 47 Buckley called Gore Vidal a 'pink queer', not a faggot, during their 1968 TV debates So, he got a twofer in there. That's our Bill... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 24, 2010 08:37 PM (SHKl9) I'm sure Bill must have been a tough act for Gore to swallow.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:56 PM (tJjm/)

45 Have you seen some of the pictures floating out there on the 'net of her sans all the makeup & airbrushing & such? She still looks georgeous. Posted by: Chris in Va at November 24, 2010 08:38 PM (uCjoj) I think it's a damned waste every minute Megyn goes sans glans.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 04:58 PM (tJjm/)

46 Noam Chomsky: fucktard AND asshole

http://tinyurl.com/2dqs2q2

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 24, 2010 05:02 PM (0IR+C)

47 55 Noam Chomsky: fucktard AND asshole But you threepeat yourself...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 05:04 PM (tJjm/)

48 I loved that guy.

Posted by: maddogg at November 24, 2010 05:10 PM (KGaxE)

49 Joseph who, FireHorse??

Posted by: CMU VET at November 24, 2010 05:16 PM (lj0Lv)

50 Rush does a great "Reeevverennnndd Jaaacksuuun" WFB impersonation.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 24, 2010 05:18 PM (lj0Lv)

51 "I loved it when he called Gore Vidal a faggot."

WFB would never have said anything quite so vulgar.  He called Gore Vidal a queer.  And then threatened to punch him in the face, which would've been completely justified.

Posted by: Dave J. at November 24, 2010 05:27 PM (DCQ0q)

52 60 "I loved it when he called Gore Vidal a faggot."

WFB would never have said anything quite so vulgar.  He called Gore Vidal a queer.  And then threatened to punch him in the face, which would've been completely justified.


Yep.

Posted by: Second-String Commenter at November 24, 2010 05:47 PM (s3dMx)

53 16 requiesce, not requiescat.

...supposing, of course, that the final sentence follows the second-person narrative of the rest of the post.


Actually, the subjunctive in the second person singular, requiescas, would have been preferable to the singular imperative, requiesce.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 24, 2010 05:53 PM (s3dMx)

54

Aint YouTube neat!  WFB v Vidal:

http://yumurl.com/h4rSto

Posted by: rae4palin at November 24, 2010 05:56 PM (G4RRM)

55 God, I miss WFB. He's needed now more than he's been needed in a long, long time. *sigh*

Posted by: Beth at November 24, 2010 10:36 PM (5NfIh)

56 "For this service, as well as his support for key liberal positions and institutions (gay rights, “pro-choice” on abortion, gun control, the United Nations, the Federal Reserve, NAFTA, WTO, UN treaties, etc.), Buckley became the favorite “conservative” of the New York Times and the liberal-Left establishment in America. The Buckleyite neocons at Fox and National Review continue to serve in the same capacity."-http://tinyurl.com/2e8nosx

Fuck Buckley and Fox News. They were/are both tools
DYODD

Posted by: Robert Welch at November 25, 2010 04:04 AM (rmdBM)

57 Somebody plays Assassins Creed!

Posted by: David at November 25, 2010 08:09 AM (khPxz)

58 hello everyone,im wholesale supplier  online

Welcome to our website   

=====   http://www.1shopping.us/    =======

accept paypal and free shipping

We need your support and trust!!!

Dear friends, please temporarily stop your footsteps

To our website Walk around A look at

Maybe you'll find happiness in your sight shopping heaven and earth

You'll find our price is more suitable for you.

And we shall be offer you free gift about MP4 if you more order.

=====   http://www.1shopping.us/   ========

Posted by: xixi at November 27, 2010 02:52 PM (TrVxe)

59 Hi,

This really helps me look at things better. Even things like finding a new weight loss plan. I'd really like to find a new <a href="http://evaporatetheweight.com/">weight loss plan for men</a> that works, I can find loads that are good weight loss plans for women but nothing that helpful online for men. Any help?

Posted by: weight loss plan at November 28, 2010 02:30 AM (1i8Em)

60 I wish to say thank you for an exciting web site about a subject I have had an curiosity in for some time now. I have been looking in and reading the commentary and only wanted to voice my many thanks for giving me some pretty exciting reading material. I look forward to reading more, and getting a more active part in the talks here. SEO Outsourcing

Posted by: Aaron Smith at January 05, 2011 09:19 PM (R6s7S)

61 I am eagerly waiting to watch little fockers movie on the day of itÂ’s release.This movie is comedy based and i like to watch this category of movie a lot.If anyone is interested to discuss something about this movie can discuss it freely. 2011 Movies List

Posted by: Vijay at January 05, 2011 09:58 PM (R6s7S)

62 This is a great suggestion. Many people ran into this problem without solution. learning tracks takes a little difficult at first, but if they persist and learn from examples, it is easy to find master. It is much like fixing a broken appliance.

Posted by: Repair PST at May 06, 2011 03:38 AM (y+0eF)

63 This is a great suggestion. Many people ran into this problem without solution. learning tracks takes a little difficult at first, but if they persist and learn from examples, it is easy to find master. It is much like fixing a broken appliance. Repair PST

Posted by: Repair PST at May 06, 2011 03:39 AM (y+0eF)

64 This blog post was absolutely fantastic. When I used to work in electroplating they sometimes encouraged us to write, but I could never come up with something as well written as that

Posted by: Repair PST at June 03, 2011 09:52 AM (lh5uA)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
97kb generated in CPU 0.1093, elapsed 0.2347 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2134 seconds, 192 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.