February 06, 2010

Meteorologist Loses His Shit
— LauraW

Only Death's frigid embrace can release you from this torment. And Death has come. Today.

Posted by: LauraW at 06:35 AM | Comments (174)
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1

Boom Goes The Nor' Easter !!

Posted by: Blazer at February 06, 2010 06:39 AM (t72+4)

2 Thank god it was only Baltimore and not snowing over Macho Grande.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 06, 2010 06:41 AM (ruzrP)

3 Replica watches!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 06, 2010 06:43 AM (WvXvd)

4 OMG that was funny.  All we could think of was that the guy had been on the Sports station previously.

Noticed last night how all the weather forecasters were behaving similarly.  Maybe not with the voice cadences but with the fear factor.  wonder if they think people aren't paying attention.

would like to see this guy do a forecast on the economy using Nouriel's models, would go viral on the internets.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 06:43 AM (p302b)

5 This is how weathermen in the South act when 1-2" of snow is coming.

Posted by: Crusty at February 06, 2010 06:43 AM (qzgbP)

6 I guess the guys didn't get shirts.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 06, 2010 06:47 AM (5I0Yr)

7 This is how weather men in Phoenix act when we get 1/2 in of rain.

Posted by: jbinnout at February 06, 2010 06:48 AM (7K3dr)

8 Meanwhile, in Syracuse, it is dry and sunny.  Golden snowplow my fat white ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:48 AM (OkT2m)

9 Waiting for the guys/gals on the financial channels to start behaving like this.  How long before they begin imploding on air?

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 06:49 AM (p302b)

10 Too bad we are not getting any of that here. Nothing but rain.

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 06:49 AM (QrA9E)

11 Most of the weather news is waaay over the top in Austin and Dallas.  My folks call me in a panic because they get the impression that Dallas is a smoking crater from all the death-rain and terror-snow. 

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 06, 2010 06:52 AM (pZEar)

12

Waiting for the guys/gals on the financial channels to start behaving like this.  How long before they begin imploding on air?

Just watched a little of Cavuto on Buisiness while eating lunch. The communist-D pumped out that same old chestnut about the problems being caused by lax regulatory oversite for the past 8 years.

Noty a single damn one of the supposed Rethugs refuted it.  This reminds me why I quit watching this show. Fox is firmly in place on the dark side. 

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 06:52 AM (QrA9E)

13 Fox is firmly in place on the dark side. 

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 10:52 AM (QrA9E)


I noticed that when they were all endorsing the crap out of McCain during the primaries.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 06, 2010 06:53 AM (5I0Yr)

14 Who let Cheney play with the snow maker ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 06, 2010 06:54 AM (a9UO0)

15

I noticed that when they were all endorsing the crap out of McCain during the primaries.

What is ironic is that Cavuto did a one hour special about the causes of the meltdown where he touched on most of the issues and their causes. He even showed those clips of butthurt refuting the danger to fanny and freddie.

As the elkection became a foregone conclusion even he shut up and Fox became a patsy for Obama. 

(Cavuto not on the show today)

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 06:57 AM (QrA9E)

16 I didn't know Lewis Black had a brother.

Posted by: hindmost at February 06, 2010 07:00 AM (SJ7BT)

17 During the news, the weatherman is usually sort of an anecdote- not a main player.

During a storm they become the STAR and milk it for all it's worth.

It's DEATH STORM 2010! Run for your lives! Killer flakes! God's vengeful snowflakes are descending on us, the only thing left to do is pray! No one will survive!!! ELEVENTY!!11!!!!!!!11111!!!

/we've all heard it.

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2010 07:00 AM (OKZrE)

18 AccuWeather guy will bow down to me,  El Nino.

Posted by: El Nino at February 06, 2010 07:01 AM (muUqs)

19

Admit it. I'm right. That two feet of white stuff outside the door is just proof how *sniff* mankind *stiffles cough* has *chokes up* ruined this planet.

You should have heard what the idiots on the Weather Channel had to say about it.  Thye are still pushing the watermellon crap as hard as they can push.

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 07:01 AM (QrA9E)

20 Abundant sunshine and 50 here in cajun country. Morning M&M's.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 07:02 AM (X2Eza)

21 The Lewis Black of weather forecasting.

Posted by: demonsheep at February 06, 2010 07:02 AM (2wqtL)

22 Ha! He is our local guy... always fun.


Posted by: Mjim at February 06, 2010 07:02 AM (mMdWG)

23 I just had fun editing down the Demon Sheep Ad to the Good Stuff...

Posted by: Mjim at February 06, 2010 07:03 AM (mMdWG)

24

This storm was his single moment to make a name for himself. I think he may have succeeded.

Posted by: Chuck N. Little at February 06, 2010 07:04 AM (SBIko)

25 Some of them have a sense of humor - the local Fox affiliate in DC ran the classic Simpson's - Mr. Plow - after signing off of blizzard coverage last night (reposted this from the dead ONT).

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2010 07:04 AM (CPefM)

26 Hey weatherdude... keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at February 06, 2010 07:04 AM (5I0Yr)

27 So many people are without power, that is the dangerous part since it is bitter cold.  Baltimore seems to have gotten the lions' share of the storm so far.  And apparently a hangar roof has collapsed at Dulles.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:04 AM (p302b)

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Posted by: *flake Prime at February 06, 2010 07:05 AM (ruzrP)

29 I don't know if I will ever be over Macho Grande.


Posted by: AE at February 06, 2010 07:06 AM (kSfPT)

30

Up here in friendly Manitoba that forecast would be a pleasent break from -40 degree temps with a 40 mph wind.

reminds me of a recent joke:

Do you know the average boob weighs 2.1 pounds?

Do you know what the average pussy weighs?

Step on the scale and let me know.

 

Posted by: Rick in MB at February 06, 2010 07:07 AM (2ocJB)

31 The Howard Dean of weathermen. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 06, 2010 07:09 AM (Vu6sl)

32 Run for your lives!

Posted by: rawmuse at February 06, 2010 07:12 AM (2E8dI)

33 If you guys ever want to listen to a free radio station go to Pandora Radio and type in what you want to listen too, #2 son turned me on to it.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 07:13 AM (X2Eza)

34 Annapolis has 3 feet of snow, and it's still snowing.
That's not counting the drifts of snow, which are 4 1/2 feet in some places.

Posted by: dustydog at February 06, 2010 07:15 AM (7Dddx)

35 Dude is trying to be the Jim Cramer of meteorology. Somebody give him a chair to throw and big, fat Baltimoron boo-yah!!!

Posted by: DaveyNC at February 06, 2010 07:15 AM (/NV9o)

36 I live in Baltimore and have over 2 feet of global warming already and it's still coming down heavy. 

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 06, 2010 07:16 AM (oQIfB)

37 A little Jim Crameresque.

Posted by: di butler, qualified for Aussie porn at February 06, 2010 07:17 AM (S3xX1)

38 Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 11:13 AM (X2Eza)

last.fm is also good

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 06, 2010 07:18 AM (5I0Yr)

39

Didn't Limbaugh have the idea that we should name Blizzards like we name Hurricanes?  This is the Blizzard of Irony. 

They didn't have blizzards like this on Pandora. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 06, 2010 07:18 AM (DPM1U)

40

Morning snow bunnies!!

This is comedy gold. Yahtzee!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:18 AM (2Yzvv)

41 A few years back, we had a weatherman go the opposite way.  During a severe weather outbreak, he went on air and said, "If you're hearing that tornado siren, ignore it.  I think it's just a false alarm."  Later that day, he began seeking alternate employment.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 06, 2010 07:18 AM (mIIVr)

42 The Fight Against Snow

Posted by: Dummy Olbermann at February 06, 2010 07:19 AM (5I0Yr)

43 It's a good thing he wasn't trying to start a panic. /s

Posted by: Mark at February 06, 2010 07:20 AM (J0wn3)

44 The year that Nixon resigned, Baltimore/Washington DC had heavy snows, at least 12 inches. One can hope.

Posted by: maverick muse at February 06, 2010 07:22 AM (+CLh/)

45 A little over a foot here at the Jersey Shore.  Too windy for my tastes tho.

The dog is giving me those 'I need a walk' vibes.

"Oh Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

Posted by: trainer at February 06, 2010 07:22 AM (yCWYQ)

46 I don't know quite what to make of the weather guy. Pretty funny, though.
Any New Englanders remember when  Dick "Dickie" Albert was a "huge" (local) celebrity? I know he stuck around in weather forecasting forever, but for a while there he seemed more popular than Bird. I always liked that guy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 06, 2010 07:23 AM (V2pCF)

47 he's getting bent out of shape with 14-24 inches?

hey jackass, try dealing with lake effect off of Lake Ontario sometime when you wake up and there's four feet on the ground over night, and it does it again, the next

Posted by: Da Gubnah David P at February 06, 2010 07:25 AM (erIg9)

48 34 If you guys ever want to listen to a free radio station go to Pandora Radio and type in what you want to listen too, #2 son turned me on to it.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 11:13 AM

I didn't know about this, it's very cool. Thanks for mentioning it!

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2010 07:27 AM (OKZrE)

49 The weather channel just showed times square in NYC..looked pretty normal to me, no snow at all, yet.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:27 AM (p302b)

50 Kudlow who two weeks ago was saying "oh I don't know, class warfare" and now he is saying "class warfare".  That's a fast come around for him.  But a caller is asking Kudlow to get on the Beck bandwagon and he won't go there.  The most he can muster is "how about a left wing college professor, that' mark simone's description and I love it"  says Kudlow.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:29 AM (p302b)

51 God. The year JFK was assassinated, it snowed a lot around Washington DC. One would figure, it snows more frequently in Maryland than the media would have us believe, with their disposition to make all things unprecedented. I understand there was a blizzard to match this storm back around 1921. It's the all at once factor that really hurts with power outages and the coming broken water lines. Good luck, y'all. Bundle up, and in nine months watch for a bit of baby boom birth rate.

Posted by: maverick muse at February 06, 2010 07:31 AM (+CLh/)

52 I got nothing.

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 07:31 AM (oT1aA)

53 "Bundle up, and in nine months watch for a bit of baby boom birth rate."

Manbearpig causes people!

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 06, 2010 07:35 AM (V2pCF)

54 36 Dude is trying to be the Jim Cramer of meteorology. Somebody give him a chair to throw and big, fat Baltimoron boo-yah!!!

I miss Baltimore Benny

Posted by: Packy East at February 06, 2010 07:35 AM (CKW49)

55 14 Who let Cheney play with the snow maker ?

Who is going to tell him no?

Posted by: real joe at February 06, 2010 07:35 AM (WjerO)

56 Wasn't the previous epic storm called "the knickerboker blizzard".  Didn't realize DC names their blizzards.  Will this be the "2010 Obama blizzard"?

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:35 AM (p302b)

57 This is how the weatherman here on the NW coast would act if we ever had a sunstorm.

Posted by: epador at February 06, 2010 07:36 AM (yRR0s)

58 This what they get for trying to cut HAARP funding.

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2010 07:36 AM (CPefM)

59 "This is how weathermen in the South act when 1-2" of snow is coming."

"This is how weather men in Phoenix act when we get 1/2 in of rain."

This is how weathermen here in south Florida act when the temperature drops below 65.

Posted by: Dave J. at February 06, 2010 07:37 AM (DCQ0q)

60 Wonder if odumbass will burn furniture after the power goes out and the gen.'s sieze up, or fly to Hawaai.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 07:37 AM (X2Eza)

61 For the Virginia morons to pass the time: http://tinyurl.com/ydvth2c

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2010 07:39 AM (CPefM)

62 apparently for two days before the storm the security line at the DC airport was 1 1/2 hours.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:39 AM (p302b)

63 meh. It's only Bawlmore

Posted by: eddiebear at February 06, 2010 07:41 AM (2WmH/)

64 22 The Lewis Black of weather forecasting.

Posted by: demonsheep at February 06, 2010 11:02 AM (2wqtL)

 

That's your Thread Winner, right there

Posted by: Truman North at February 06, 2010 07:42 AM (FjC5u)

65 I am waiting for President Obama to have a similar meltdown.  It's on the way.

Posted by: Jack at February 06, 2010 07:42 AM (bvDV5)

66 If he'd just rub a little asbestos in his face, he'd feel better.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 06, 2010 07:44 AM (AZGON)

67 Caller to Kudlow said Verizon, Macy's and Home despot are getting rid of thousand of middle management jobs.  Same guy was upset by comments of some guy named Know who was anti Catholic.  Kudlow's comment was "why does BO allow so many of these fringe people into the administration?"

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:44 AM (p302b)

68 #34 Nam Grunt

LastFM is pretty good for that too.  www.lastfm.com

Posted by: GMan at February 06, 2010 07:45 AM (zQiqq)

69 sorry "know" is supposed to be "Knox" in post #68

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:45 AM (p302b)

70 69,

Got it bookmarked, TY.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 07:46 AM (X2Eza)

71 Last night I heard many of our WeatherCassandras speaking in ominous, hushed tones of the impending "thundersnow." 

As to the dog, mine just went out on the front porch and did her business there.  Came back in w with a "what are YOU looking at" look.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2010 07:47 AM (0K3p3)

72 Well at least the snow is keeping us from losing more earth dirt.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 06, 2010 07:48 AM (2sJK0)

73
AccuWeather guy in.......


The Day After The Day After Tomorrow

Posted by: Blazer at February 06, 2010 07:51 AM (t72+4)

74

This is how weathermen in Minnesota act if it's about to start raining venemous spiders.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 06, 2010 07:52 AM (rf03a)

75 I didn't realize that Lewis Black had given up his comedy gig to become a weatherman...

Posted by: phreshone at February 06, 2010 07:52 AM (1AnxB)

76 Accuweather posts gags and bloopers on their site every month.  It makes for some entertaining viewing.

Posted by: Amused Observer at February 06, 2010 07:53 AM (EioPx)

77 Kudlow says that Geithner said that the "bank tax increase is important to pay off the AIG bailout, the is just the most rotten deal I could ever imagine, the banks are going to have to finance fannie and freddie and don't forget general motors".

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:54 AM (p302b)

78 I am enjoying watching from afar as the wrath of God falls on the stronghold of Gaia.

 

Posted by: Winston Smith, Live from Las Vegas at February 06, 2010 07:54 AM (yCwKC)

79
48° and blindingly sunny in SE Texas this morning.  Good morning, snowrons.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 07:54 AM (k30Fr)

80 Reminds me of Eugene Levy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2010 07:55 AM (eNxMU)

81 I got a kick out the the "snowmageddon" and snowpocalypse" characterizations.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:55 AM (p302b)

82 They were calling for 2"-4" here in Pittsburgh yesterday, woke up to about a foot this morning with more still coming down.The dog (full grown male Golden) was not happy when he went out this morning, snow in front yard up to his ass, hopping around like a rabbit trying to find a spot to pee. Was funny as hell to watch though!

Posted by: mrfixit at February 06, 2010 07:56 AM (Bsm1s)

83 Fuck you pussies.

Posted by: The Donner Party at February 06, 2010 07:57 AM (iBzKc)

84

Look, Obama sees every industry in the country as a sporting goods store his mob can bust out, to paraphrase a certain curmudgeon from SF.  He turned the car industry into his personal slush fund to reward his union thug backers, and now he's turning the banks into his personal slush fund to buy every moocher and looter and crimmigrant a new house right next to yours.

Good fucking deal, 52%.

Posted by: Truman North at February 06, 2010 07:57 AM (FjC5u)

85 re: 29 -- now we got morons posting in braille?

Posted by: KilltheHippies at February 06, 2010 07:57 AM (94ai5)

86 Posted by: KilltheHippies at February 06, 2010 11:57 AM (94ai5)

that's braille?  Thought it was morse code.  Would be funny if it could be somehow translated into something coherent.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:00 AM (p302b)

87 The stations here loff snowstorms. Easy content. They send the whole staff out to interview any folks delayed by road conditions, show the skiers heading to the mnts, etc etc. We had a mild dry january and are forecast to get just of few inches of white stuff sunday/monday. There will no doubt be hours of coverage of this 'storm'. --Here being Denver metro area.

Posted by: paleRider at February 06, 2010 08:01 AM (N+V3m)

88 86,

Must have went past the until I need glasses point.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 06, 2010 08:01 AM (X2Eza)

89 How is it that studying meteors has anything to do with weather?

Posted by: kansas at February 06, 2010 08:01 AM (mka2b)

90 I hate Obama.  Do you think he knows how to shovel snow?  Has he ever?  He is barely a man.

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 08:01 AM (oT1aA)

91 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: GarandFan at February 06, 2010 08:02 AM (ZQBnQ)

92 On a positive note, the sap is flowing from the maple trees.

Was taught yesterday that if you see what looks like icicles hanging from the tree and it tastes sweet, it's the sap running.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:02 AM (p302b)

93 Looks like he chose the wrong day to kick lithium...

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at February 06, 2010 08:03 AM (QECjC)

94 Weatherman should unbutton his jacket before losing it.

He reminds me of Bernie K, the Dr. on the Love Boat.

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (oT1aA)

95 Meanwhile, in other news, it's come to this: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/05/business/main6176773.shtml Ummm, I'll have a double latte with lots and lots of cream, please...

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (QECjC)

96 Kudlow's comment was "why does BO allow so many of these fringe people into the administration?"

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 11:44 AM (p302b)

Obama doesn't consider them fringe.

Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (VuLos)

97
if you see what looks like icicles hanging from the tree and it tastes sweet, it's the sap running.

What if it tastes like squirrel piss?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (k30Fr)

98 What happened to the "headline" thread yesterday.  Is Gregory Malor not around?

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (p302b)

99 I am NOT Planned Parenthood, I am CoolCzech!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 06, 2010 08:04 AM (QECjC)

100 98 if you see what looks like icicles hanging from the tree and it tastes sweet, it's the sap running. What if it tastes like squirrel piss? Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 12:04 PM (k30Fr) How would you know what squirrel piss tastes like?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 06, 2010 08:05 AM (QECjC)

101 Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 12:04 PM (k30Fr)

oooooo I tasted it but I was with an old timer so I guess he knew the difference.  lol

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:05 AM (p302b)

102
Accuweather follows the spanish-network model for hiring Weathergirls, on the bright side.  Hotties with big bozangas doing the weather is a good thing.  I think Jim K. is for comedy relief.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:06 AM (k30Fr)

103 The very sad part in listening to Kudlow is that BO cant' distinguish the fact that the Boosh tax cuts are not a failed policy, they were successful.  What caused the problem was the repeal by Gramnasty and the dems of Glass Stengal and that allowed the banks to leverage thirty to one and that caused the problem...but BO is so blind that he won't see.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:10 AM (p302b)

104
How would you know what squirrel piss tastes like?

I asked your mom, cool.  How do you think?


boom!  mom smack!

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:11 AM (k30Fr)

105 Kudlow doing a "beat down" on some guy on the prez's council for faith, Knox, who criticized the pope.  Kudlow thinks "no one in the government should criticize the pope"  but more Kudlow thinks the guys comments are "anti religion".

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:11 AM (p302b)

106 So...where was that guy when it I was experiencing five days of 50 mph wind (gusts at 70 mph), snow and -30 below temps here in South Dakota? (Blizzards and below zero temps aren't unusual, but that sort of storm only happens once every twenty or thirty years even in S.D.) Oh! I know! It's the East coast and that's where all the MSM journalists live!!!

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at February 06, 2010 08:12 AM (oeESr)

107 If you see yellow snow, don't worry, it's ok to eat.  Someone just spilled their Mountain Dew...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 06, 2010 08:12 AM (Vu6sl)

108 Damn, too bad it's not hitting DC on a workday.  The economy could use some good news.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at February 06, 2010 08:12 AM (KWhJd)

109

I'd watch the local news (hell, any news) more often if it was ALL like this.

Gold star.

Posted by: Miller at February 06, 2010 08:13 AM (3S1pv)

110
I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the Northeast like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Cantore. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Jim Cantore's memory any more than being back in Baltimore in a raging blizzard was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine.

  How many people had I already killed with getting forecasts wrong? There were those six that I knew about for sure. Close enough to blow their  last frosty breath in my face. But this time, it was an American and an meteorologist. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with getting weather forecasts wrong in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

Posted by: Snowpocalypse Now at February 06, 2010 08:13 AM (t72+4)

111 I think anyone who was anyone got out of DC in the last two days.  They left the settlers and the students and the public servants behind.  Wonder if we are going to find out that BO and MO and kiddie escaped too.

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:13 AM (p302b)

112 Another "crisis" for Bambi not to waste.  Look for extra taxes on snow shovels in the northeast along with penalites on snowplow drivers, bakers, dairy farmers, egg producers, mitten makers, boot makers, oh, and it's Bush's fault, that greed bastard wants those fat cats to get rich!

Posted by: SJR2 at February 06, 2010 08:16 AM (oCbCP)

113
Good News, snowrons:  The Swine Flu hoax epidemic is over!  Now if we can only find some way to dispose of all the casualties.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:18 AM (k30Fr)

114 read on one of the comments bout an article about the storm in DC that the stores are now charging you for a bag if you need one.  The commenter was very funny, he basically said he is a "straight male" and he refuses to carry around one of those "stupid shopping bags that they sell with the store name on it that is reusable" so he feels he is being discriminated against and he ended up with "so what else is new?  I'm a white male, I'm getting used to the abuse".

Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:20 AM (p302b)

115

Just keep in mind there is no such thing as "taxing a bank" or any other organization. When they lay a tax on the bank the customers pay the tax.

IOW it is a tax on the so called middle class and above.  The only people who don't pay it are the moochers that vote for Obama. Of course, if the bank raises the fees for cashing welfare checks maybe even they will get to pay some taxes.

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 08:20 AM (QrA9E)

116 I wonder where Al Gore was.  Must have been near.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 06, 2010 08:22 AM (01CdB)

117 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The White House has released photos of fashion icon MO playing in the snow wearing a $2500 designer down parka .. bonus: she shows off those awesome guns of hers. Pic here: http://tinyurl.com/5eku9k

Posted by: White House PR Dept. at February 06, 2010 08:23 AM (Q41Zh)

118 this guys is always that way

Posted by: bud at February 06, 2010 08:24 AM (YvEHY)

119 I like Kudlow; he is a survivor in at least two ways I can think of, but he either wears rose-coloured glasses, or represses a lot of anger and disgust.  But he's not as bad as Hugh Hewitt's econ guy, who seems to always saying a recovery is JUST around the corner...

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 08:24 AM (oT1aA)

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:26 AM (k30Fr)

121

Tough crowd, DS, tough crowd...

heh.

Posted by: HH at February 06, 2010 08:27 AM (1kwr2)

122 Maybe if we launch a ship filled with miners into the middle of the storm they can land, drill a hole and blow the whole thing up with nukes?

Posted by: Rocks at February 06, 2010 08:29 AM (yguwr)

123

Good News, snowrons:  The Swine Flu hoax epidemic is over!  Now if we can only find some way to dispose of all the casualties.

Bring out yer dead!

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2010 08:29 AM (lLqRQ)

Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 08:35 AM (YX6i/)

125 125 It's gonna SNOW   Byron York does the weather?  He looks livelier than he usually does on camera.

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2010 08:38 AM (lLqRQ)

126

This weather proves that God has a sense of humor.  Sort of piling it on aren't you big guy...

BTW, was there a special hearing on global warming planned for Saturday?

The weather guy needs a job at MSNBC.  He could stand behind Olbermann and rebut all of Keif's lies.  That would be must see TV.

Posted by: Knaws at February 06, 2010 08:42 AM (ej0Vm)

127 Oh boy. I have a tertiary problem with you Morons. And I'm going to kill you all. IF IT EVER STOPS SNOWING!!!1!!eleventy!! Oh boy.

Posted by: AccuWeather Meteorologist Jim Kosek at February 06, 2010 08:51 AM (HaGdt)

128 Suck it Kosek, you amateur.

Posted by: Lloyd Lindsay Young at February 06, 2010 08:53 AM (HaGdt)

129 Billy Mayes" love child?

"The One" still made it to the Hilton to give a speech to the nutroots this morning and someone in his caravan had a wreck on the way.

He was wearing an Obama T shirt no doubt.

Posted by: Kemp at February 06, 2010 08:55 AM (2+9Yx)

130 #130

Did I mention "The One" blamed the storm on Bush and his evil banker friends?

Posted by: Kemp at February 06, 2010 08:57 AM (2+9Yx)

131
Here's to the impending Little Ice Age! 

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 08:58 AM (k30Fr)

132
Holy crap, it's raining in LA, that place is worse with rain than DC is with snow.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 09:05 AM (k30Fr)

133

31  Up here in friendly Manitoba - Rick in MB

Hiya Rick! Yes it finally warmed up here, are you up in Churchill?

Is that -40F or -40C?? (a joke only Canadians understand, eh?)

Posted by: 5Cats at February 06, 2010 09:07 AM (HBEhc)

134 I loved the vid. The silent scream made me LOL.

Posted by: mongerel at February 06, 2010 09:08 AM (ZszgD)

135 Question: How much snow did we get?
Answer:   I don't know. I've got 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.

Posted by: bowel movement at February 06, 2010 09:10 AM (Fd5yK)

136 Last week this dude was giving out groundhog recipes, LOL.  He has a cult following.

Posted by: Home of Joe Biden at February 06, 2010 09:18 AM (YpNr0)

137 Seen on Twitter:  "Washington DC paralyzed by 30 inches of snow.  Hell actually HAS frozen over."

Posted by: Home of Joe Biden at February 06, 2010 09:20 AM (YpNr0)

138 I laughing at the thought.. 14-22 inches.. what ever. I used to play in that deep of white stuff on a regular basis during winter as a child. Let me know when the "record breaker" is over 3 ft and we'll talk.

Posted by: UGRev at February 06, 2010 09:28 AM (862vz)

139
129 Lloyd Lindsay Young


Hel-LOO-O-O-O Lloyd!

Posted by: Uncle Weatherbee at February 06, 2010 09:36 AM (2X8VA)

140 I made the mistake of reading accuweather's forums about this. To some of the posters there this (along with the 1996, 2003, and last Dec's storm) are evidence of global warming.

Posted by: Doc at February 06, 2010 09:44 AM (rzJpR)

141 Mark Levin insisted on Thursday (I think; podcasted) that Al Gore take some of his 100's of millions to help pay for snow removal.  It's a funny comment, but it actually sounds fair.

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 09:47 AM (oT1aA)

142 We have a term for 20 inches of snow. We call it a "two hour school bus delay".

Posted by: Paul Moore at February 06, 2010 09:49 AM (awL0T)

143 Obviously he attended the Keith Olbermann School of Video Journalism.

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 06, 2010 09:53 AM (GF+6V)

144 Obama is not a shovel-ready job President

Posted by: Paramus Snow Accumulations at February 06, 2010 09:55 AM (oT1aA)

145 nope. not a tender forecast.

Posted by: original signed at February 06, 2010 10:06 AM (A9gCp)

146 It is still snowing here!  I can't believe it!  It's like, totally white outside in every direction!

Posted by: ushie at February 06, 2010 10:07 AM (GkYyh)

147

I am snowed in.  Cannot open the front or back door.  Though I can go out through the garage, I am sure when I open it two feet of snow will come in.

Besides, not much reason to go out, not like anything  is open. That is why I am inside writing a post on why I do not trust  consumer reports .

I guess I could go out, shoot a few pics, do a weather thing.  Not that its been overdone or anything.. lol.. hope everyone is having a great day. Keep your powder dry :-)

Posted by: SirKnob at February 06, 2010 10:12 AM (YenHA)

148 Some time today the cat will be put outside. Pictures will be taken. A good time will have been had by all.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 06, 2010 10:13 AM (2GnCW)

149 Sure glad this idiot doesn't live here in Wisconsin.

Posted by: blindgoose at February 06, 2010 10:16 AM (hZOQ8)

150 Y'all East Coasters are nuts.  Yeah, California has high taxes, stupid bureaucracy, lib'ruls, and the risk of earthquakes.  But I don't have to put up with snow and ice every goddamn winter, and that is worth all the rest of it.

Posted by: Alex at February 06, 2010 10:58 AM (bO5tU)

151
Don't forget, your state is flat broke and is about to experience the RK riots statewide as chaos ensues.  But hey, you don't have snow.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 10:59 AM (k30Fr)

152

 But I don't have to put up with snow and ice every goddamn winter, and that is worth all the rest of it.

Depends on where you live in CA.

Posted by: Vic at February 06, 2010 11:04 AM (QrA9E)

153 Not a flake so far here in southern CT. On the other hand, it's windy and wicked cold. I haven't seen any of my neighbors who have dogs walking them outside-- my guess is that the dogs would call their lawyers to report pet abuse.

Posted by: PA Cat at February 06, 2010 11:14 AM (Cs+cQ)

154
it's windy and wicked cold

Dude Brah!  Get in your IROC and do a recon, give us an update on frozen stuff.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 11:24 AM (k30Fr)

155 #147 SNOW IS RACIST

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 06, 2010 11:46 AM (s3wQ2)

156
@157 Word.  You don't see crime sprees getting reported during a "White Out", but call it a Black Out and what happens?  Nothing but reports of looting.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 11:49 AM (k30Fr)

157 give us an update on frozen stuff

Mail truck with dead battery, frozen puddle of mailman's spilled coffee, Chris Dodd's approval rating-- that'll have to do for starters. Maybe lauraw can add some updates from her part of the state.

Posted by: PA Cat at February 06, 2010 11:55 AM (Cs+cQ)

158 Unexpectedly, snow.

We dinna get anything in lower CT. And it's like 4pm already. Who'da guessed.

Posted by: Corona at February 06, 2010 11:59 AM (woZIc)

159
Ha haa, PA Cat drives an IROC.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 06, 2010 12:01 PM (k30Fr)

160 Guy gets all wee wee'd up about a little bad weather.  What would he be like if the were the station's business news editor looking at the Great Won's new budget?   He'd have a couple of strokes.

Posted by: Corncob Supporter at February 06, 2010 12:42 PM (ktYjH)

161 Damn, I live in Baltimore, and I have no idea whatsoever who that guy is.

Posted by: People's Republic of Baltimore at February 06, 2010 12:50 PM (/y2Ge)

162 Wow!  The power went out for like, 2 hours!  It was like our early pioneer forefathers--no internet, no tv!  Amazingly, so far, I survived!

Posted by: ushie at February 06, 2010 12:54 PM (1kwr2)

163 Pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let them come to Chicago.

Posted by: ahem at February 06, 2010 01:01 PM (yO8ge)

164 I'm a firm believer in meteorologists showing their true colors as rodeo clowns.

Posted by: agnostica at February 06, 2010 01:08 PM (gbCNS)

165 We live with that for three to four months out of every year. What a wimp.

Posted by: elclynn at February 06, 2010 02:03 PM (30XX+)

166 Reminds me of the Orson Welles Weather Forecast, from 30 years ago. Picture Orson in front of a weather map of North America, his voice rumbling like thunder.

"A great mass of fetid air is forming over the reeking jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula.  Soon it will grow, twisting, writhing, like something horribly alive. It will sweep over the Gulf of Mexico like Fate itself, relentlessly, unstoppably, then turn north to strike at the soft underbelly of the United States! It will move inland, all-devouring, burying the helplessly quivering populace under wave after wave of eternal DOOOOOM! Clearing and milder for the weekend, but you won't be here to see it."

Posted by: Bob Hawkins at February 06, 2010 03:08 PM (OittC)

167 The Place that is no more, the lost city of New Orleans is a good place for him. He would fit right in, in the Chocolate City.


Also in the news Global Warming Zealot Phil Jones contemplates suicide.

Yes!!! Need some help with that Vern?

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 06, 2010 08:44 PM (NLZLH)

168 That is the Phil Jones who has temporarily stepped down as director of the climatic research unit at the University of East Anglia. That is the Vatican of the Pagan Gaea Global Warming Faith.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 06, 2010 08:48 PM (NLZLH)

169 141 I made the mistake of reading accuweather's forums about this.

To some of the posters there this (along with the 1996, 2003, and last Dec's storm) are evidence of global warming.

It truly is a religion. Thus dipshits in warmening costumes freezing their @#$%ing asses off in Copenhagen and not even batting an eye. Everything is warming from shittons of snow to blizzards to rain to record lows and earthquakes. All signs that we must regress back to the stone age. Asshats.

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170 I think he peed himself at the end of that last long scream.

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