May 01, 2010
— Ace Here's CNN's headline:
Stimulus created nearly 683,000 jobs in first quarter
Created. Got that?
Here's the first line of the article:
The White House's $787 billion stimulus plan funded 682,779 jobs in the first quarter, administration officials said Friday.
Funded. Very different from "created."
Remember, the White House first wanted to change the criteria by which it would be judged from "created" -- the guage of every previous president -- to "created or saved," the latter being impossible to calculate and furthermore, being a wholly novel metric concocted only to benefit Obama, has no historical record against which to judge it. That is to say, even if we accept this metric as valid, how do we know if Obama is "saving or creating" more jobs than average, since we've never before measured this? Maybe Bush "saved or created" a lot more jobs.
At some point the White House decided that this made-up statistic was still too tough for Obama, so they changed their definition to "saved, or created, or funded." Merely funded. That is, if a dollar of federal money goes into paying/subsidizing a salary, that job counts as "saved or created or funded," as it was funded, after all. Whether or not it was saved or not is anyone's guess, but it was indeed funded.
It's also perfectly irrelevant. We care about the number of jobs in America, not whether the government is putting a little money to subsidize this one or that.
At any rate, Obama has now changed the standard by which he will be judged into something absolutely meaningless.
But look what CNN does here. Rather than headline the article with the meaningless "Obama Funds 682,779 jobs," they decide to amp up his accomplishment to Obama creates 682,779 jobs.
"Creating" jobs is the exact metric Obama has been running away from, because it so disfavors him. He has now reduced his burden twice, first to merely "saving" jobs, and then to even-more-merely "funding" them.
But CNN nevertheless gives him full credit in the headline for achieving the very Obama insists it would be unfair to measure him by.
Pretty cool, huh? First CNN rolls over and decides that sure, Obama is so special -- and apparently deserving of special treatment -- that he will be held to a meaningless standard for which there is no historical benchmark, thus ensuring his "success." Or, at least, no proof of his failure, as we simply have no other numbers to compare.
And then, having acceded to him on that, they nevertheless turn around and credit him for having met a real and verifiable goal which Obama himself refuses to be judged by.
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Posted by: dagny at May 01, 2010 01:39 PM (P1zVc)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 01, 2010 01:40 PM (Xt974)
Posted by: nikkolai at May 01, 2010 01:41 PM (U0lNn)
Posted by: buzz at May 01, 2010 01:41 PM (kwhut)
Posted by: bill at May 01, 2010 01:42 PM (X/Ydd)
Are we living in the twilight zone?
Serioulsy, ILLEGAL's are demonstrating today in our freakin country... Shakira ... not a US citizen is lecturing us on how to run our country...
The media is a bunch of liars who will let our country go down the tubes because of their sick love affair with Obama.
WTF.
Posted by: Timbo at May 01, 2010 01:47 PM (7GgDy)
Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2010 01:48 PM (6Cojl)
Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at May 01, 2010 01:51 PM (tzcjs)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at May 01, 2010 01:52 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 01, 2010 01:53 PM (7VvJB)
Just hypothetically.
We aren't talking about any particular company here. So it doesn't have to be one with a lot of government contracts.
And we are remaining anonymous.
But that's 40, right?
Posted by: Who me? at May 01, 2010 01:54 PM (YhZfg)
Posted by: High School Barbie at May 01, 2010 01:54 PM (4Kl5M)
Not because they love him. They are paid to sing his praises. Every time you turn on NBC, you might as well be watching an infomercial. While Obama is literally President Sham Wow.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 01:55 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 01, 2010 01:57 PM (SHKl9)
See, the thing is that Sham Wow is actually a product that is useful. I don't really see Prez for Life Hussein as being particularly useful, except for pushing his Commie agenda. As for the media, well, they're all freaking Communists- I know, I work with quite a few of them locally.
Posted by: shibumi at May 01, 2010 01:58 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Tommy V at May 01, 2010 01:59 PM (gkc1e)
I will confidently state that I will not love his nuts.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2010 01:59 PM (6Cojl)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 01, 2010 02:01 PM (koGve)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 01, 2010 02:02 PM (IrV7s)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 01, 2010 02:03 PM (IrV7s)
The White House's $787 billion stimulus plan funded 682,779 jobs in the first quarter, administration officials said lied Friday.
Fixed.
Posted by: huerfano at May 01, 2010 02:03 PM (oSrBX)
I will now create a serious hangover.
You can have mine. I've been working on it all day since I got up.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2010 02:04 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Monty at May 01, 2010 02:06 PM (O3eFQ)
See, the thing is that Sham Wow is actually a product that is useful.
President Sea Monkey.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2010 02:06 PM (OkT2m)
I think I blacked out for a second. Is that racist?
Only if you wake up only to discover you're wearing a KKK outfit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2010 02:08 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: mokimoki at May 01, 2010 06:03 PM (IrV7s)
exactly... freaking creepy as hell.
Posted by: Timbo at May 01, 2010 02:10 PM (7GgDy)
Are they sure it wasn't 682,779.32 jobs? There were fractions of jobs on the recovery.gov multimillion dollar web site - just to drive home the fact that The Precedent doesn't understand what fractions really are.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 01, 2010 02:10 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Fresh Air at May 01, 2010 02:10 PM (oLEfK)
When I was a kid, (and that was almost sixty years ago), the more stuff I got away with the more I was encouraged to do more dumb stuff. However, when the old man got home the good times came to a screeching halt and my happy ass got a meeting with his belt.
November 2010.
The old man is coming home. Maybe sooner.
Posted by: solitary knight at May 01, 2010 02:14 PM (KrTET)
Dr Spank at May 01, 2010 06:11 PM (HfesM)
The Gabriella video.
I wonder if that video is going to go viral? I hope so.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2010 02:16 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 02:21 PM (Vo2Ef)
Posted by: Dave C at May 01, 2010 02:23 PM (lO6sp)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 02:25 PM (Vo2Ef)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 01, 2010 02:30 PM (WGGwF)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2010 02:36 PM (YqLxo)
Take away the politics and the egos and all the rest, and all you have left is a bunch of gossip hounds trying to dominate society.
Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2010 02:42 PM (aag4W)
You know, that's why I have more respect for the National Enquirer and Gawker. They're honest about what they are.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2010 02:45 PM (6Cojl)
Whoa -- flashback --
-- something about Bush falling 5 million jobs short of being a successful president. I heard that pretty much every other day for a month.
Maybe I dreamt it -- I drank a lot of water back then, and they say that if you drink water that the cells in your brain have water in them like forever.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2010 02:45 PM (cQyWA)
Posted by: mokimoki
Right here. Into this mouth.
And, dammit, I'm still hungry.
Posted by: Leviathan at May 01, 2010 02:46 PM (zgd5N)
You know, that's why I have more respect for the National Enquirer and Gawker. They're honest about what they are.
Blogs aside, TMZ might be the most reputable media outlet in America.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2010 02:47 PM (cQyWA)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 01, 2010 02:57 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Economically illiterate tea bagger at May 01, 2010 02:58 PM (fkgyi)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 01, 2010 02:58 PM (ymwj3)
At any rate, Obama has now changed the standard by which he will be judged into something absolutely meaningless
Isn't that the affirmative action approach?
Posted by: kansas at May 01, 2010 03:00 PM (2kVkH)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz
Sometimes they swallow.
Posted by: kansas at May 01, 2010 03:01 PM (2kVkH)
Regurgitate? I swallow it!
Posted by: Keith Olberdouche at May 01, 2010 03:02 PM (tVyY+)
Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2010 03:04 PM (aag4W)
Some spit, some swallow, some leave it splattered all over their faces.
Ew. (We're talking about puke here, y'know.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2010 03:07 PM (cQyWA)
Posted by: Rewrite! at May 01, 2010 03:08 PM (d7Px0)
Q: will we have a 2012 pres?idential election, or martial law
A: We'll have an election. Any votes for the wrong candidates will be judged to have been cast by the clinically insane whose votes will be discarded.
(The camps are looking better all the time, aren't they?)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2010 03:11 PM (cQyWA)
Still, it's better than quoting Obama as evidence that Obama has fixed the economy. Well, maybe.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz, judge of terrible HS debate at May 01, 2010 03:12 PM (18QwQ)
http://fwd4.me/MH3
Posted by: bill at May 01, 2010 03:14 PM (X/Ydd)
Posted by: Easy Bake at May 01, 2010 03:14 PM (p+Ba1)
Why, that's less than 1.2 million dollars per job! Are there no heights of effectiveness to which this amazing President cannot soar?
It makes me long to gather among massive crowds of like-minded folk and demand he come to the White House balconey, and while he thrusts his patrician jaw skyward, we all scream out in ecstacy:
"Douch-ey! Douch-ey! Douch-ey!"
Posted by: sherlock at May 01, 2010 03:14 PM (thr9V)
Posted by: stace at May 01, 2010 03:18 PM (g/wgk)
Posted by: S'norin desert at May 01, 2010 03:25 PM (vLwYg)
Posted by: Birdman at May 01, 2010 03:25 PM (Uf4aV)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 01, 2010 03:29 PM (18QwQ)
Posted by: Birdman at May 01, 2010 03:36 PM (UUkhk)
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2010 03:44 PM (aSwTK)
Also in his commencement speech to the Mich grads he said anyone that listens to Rush or Glen Beck should go to HuffPo for better commentary.
Posted by: S'norin desert at May 01, 2010 03:45 PM (vLwYg)
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2010 03:46 PM (aSwTK)
Posted by: Birdman at May 01, 2010 03:47 PM (Uf4aV)
Posted by: TimothyJ at May 01, 2010 03:47 PM (IKKIf)
"a real and verifiable goal which Obama himself refuses to be judged by."
I AM A GOD. yOU CANNOT JUDGE ME. I AM BEYOND yOUR PATHETIC UNDERSTANDING. ABOVE yOU. BETTER THAN. SUPERIOR IN ALL POSSIBLE ASPECTS. IT IS yOUR DUTY TO DO ONLY ONE THING BEFORE ME - GROVEL. UNDERSTAND NOW, INSECT?
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at May 01, 2010 03:53 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Dan at May 01, 2010 07:34 PM (9L1z6)
Yeah, so Romney is talking up Regan now, instead of telling us that we needed to forget about Reagan.
How much difference a couple of years (reading polls) makes!
Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at May 01, 2010 04:06 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2010 04:06 PM (jigvh)
Posted by: Cortillaen at May 01, 2010 04:22 PM (gusJY)
@88: "Stalin used to say it didn't matter who votes,it matters who counts the votes"
I'll let you count the votes if I can select the candidates......
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at May 01, 2010 04:35 PM (8MuSQ)
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Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 01, 2010 05:13 PM (lq3tX)
Frankly, Mitt -Romney = Wendell Wilkie, and just about as exciting.
Someone, or several someones, will emerge by the middle of 2011. I have a couple of people in mind besides T-Paw or Mittens, but these guys are about as exciting as cold oatmeal.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at May 01, 2010 05:16 PM (sJTmU)
If you look at the last 3 quarters of GDP growth you will find that the $867 Billion Stimulus and the government as a whole supplied exactly 0 to the growth. That is 0 as in nothing, nadda, zip, snake eyes. Any additions to GDP by the federal government was offset by subtractions to the GDP by state and local governments and of course the federal stimulus money went to the states.
That would explain why Obama has to make up employment numbers.
Posted by: robtr at May 01, 2010 05:20 PM (fwSHf)
@88: "Stalin used to say it didn't matter who votes,it matters who counts the votes"
GOOD NEWS!
Stalin also said, "quantity has a quality all it's own." And the quantity and quality of the Bullshit coming from these insects that infest our government is such that no one listens to them anymore, or ever will. (Sura 2:29)
Posted by: 7HEAVENS at May 01, 2010 05:24 PM (+WBPm)
Posted by: Uriel at May 01, 2010 05:31 PM (5XpwW)
The other $786,999,000,000 is for all his asshole-buddies in the labor union "leadership", the Demonrat "retirees (aka: Rats Leaving A Clearly-Sinking Ship Of State) and the ones who remain - for now - as payback for all the rilly, rilly fine work they all did, putting the whole "Scamulus" thingy in place...
CNN has, of course, provided proof once more that, while figures (themselves) do not lie, liars (including The Obamanation & Co., plus assorted hangers-on) can be depended upon to figure out a way to make them a) in reality irrelevant and b) seem to say whatever they wish.
Yet more Change that we can definitely Believe in...
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 01, 2010 05:50 PM (XYQlH)
Ok assuming you are stupid enough to buy the Obama bullshit, let's analyze a bit.
The stimulus was supposed to turn the economy around. We have yet to gain ONE SINGLE JOB NET.
Not one.
This country is pealing jobs every single month.
Here's the analogy.
Every single day I walk to work and lose a ten dollar bill out of my pocket. 10 days in a row.
On the eleventh day I only lose 5 dollars.
Is that good news???
Posted by: gus at May 01, 2010 06:30 PM (MaqIC)
OK, so let's say ideology and politics was played by the press. Not new and everyone knows it. But what about Clinton? The Left loved Clinton, the first Black president, and the press didn't change the labor metric for him now did it? Up through Bush, everyone got the "jobs created" treatment.
Which leaves us, as you said, Ace, where we are today. Obama gets the historically unique carveout, the lowered bar of metrics and expectations. He is, uniquely, not up to snuff. Ideology doesn't even explain the difference in treatment though it's surely part of it.
Obama is getting handled differently from every other president that preceded him. Seems kinda racist, doesn't it?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 01, 2010 07:07 PM (swuwV)
Gus, I'll give you another analogy.
You fall out of an airplane and begin accelerating toward the ground at 32ft per second, per second. Realizing you are in trouble since you don't have a parachute you stick out your arms and legs. At approximately 4 seconds your rate of acceleration begins to slow by half. At 5 seconds your acceleration has halved again, and so on until about 8 seconds your acceleration is nearly zero! And you haven't hit bottom yet,,,, According to Obama, you'll be just fine! The stimulus of sticking our your arms and legs must be working!!
No matter that you are hurtling toward the ground at about 135MPH.
And the MFM buys and sells this shit to the public. Worst of all, the public eats it up.
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