June 18, 2010
— Ace Lloyd Dobbler was right.
Right now I would call myself an "interested poseur." As in, I'm doing a post about MMA and yet I confess I don't watch it that much.
But when I do watch it, I dig it.
It's already pretty big, and seems, to me, poised to break out.
In case you only know of it from fifteen years ago, when it was a carnival-barker stunt-tv thing: When they first put this together, and were chased out of venues for being too violent, they really did sell the brutality of it to a public which always has a thirst for that kind of thing.
But despite that initial marketing, they tightened up a lot of the rules to prevent the most brutal stuff. They stopped selling it as an extreme, brutish spectacle, and started packaging instead as a legitimate sport.
And it is that now. A legitimate sport.
I have to wonder how long boxing maintains its status as the top fighting sport. Does it still cling to that title now? Maybe... if it does, not for long. The fact is, MMA is just so much more interesting than boxing. There are so many more ways to win (and lose) a fight.
A couple of weeks ago I saw something I hadn't seen before: A roundhouse kick to the head knockout. (Actually, he hit with the shin to the chin -- good enough.) I'm sure anyone watching this for a while has seen that, but it was a new one on me.
Sure, I've seen it in movies. I always thought it was sort of BS. I thought it was too big a move in a close fight; that you'd be opening yourself to too much counterattack to try it.
Not so much, not so much.
I don't watch enough so I thought that the wrestlers were dominant, and this therefore proved grappling was a superior form of combat to striking, and as far as striking, MMA bouts proved boxing was superior to kicking, especially superior to high kicks.
Not exactly. Those high kicks are still pretty rare and often don't connect but when they do, that is that. (Low kicks have long been effective at slowing a fighter down and taking the spring out of his legs.)
And my recent viewing seems to indicate that striking has come back to pull even with grappling.
My observations may be wrong. Just what it seems to me based on limited viewing. But the point I guess I'm trying to make is -- well, it's pretty varied. I think for a while there the sport became very dominated by that Brazilian jujitsu and so was mostly grappling. But it seems to have opened up again. The last several fights I saw caused me to wonder, "Hey, when are they going to grapple?"
I don't know if this is true or not, but steve_in_hb, who tells me interesting stuff, even if it's not true, says that the MMA may actually be, despite the bloodiness of it, less brutal than boxing.
The theory he relayed is that the heavy padded gloves in boxing are really terrible for a fighter's brain. The idea being all that cushion will prevent knockouts... but will do nothing to prevent the fact your brain is constantly being bruised badly as it sloshes against the skull due a forceful blow. And because you won't get knocked out cleanly, you'll instead endure pummel after pummel after pummel.
The theory, then, postulates that in the MMA, knockouts are more frequent, but the fights then are overall more merciful as regards long-term brain health.
If one of those lands on you in MMA, you're done for the night. The fights are not prolonged in that way.
The MMA also has none of that standing 8 count stuff, which, now that I consider it, seems incredibly cruel: If in boxing, you're kind of halfway briefly knocked out, but can be gathered up to your feet, your manly honor compels you to fight on, right? Saying "No Mas" would be... contrary to the spirit of competition, right? So you soldier on.
But why are they putting you through that? If you were kinda-sorta knocked out, even for a half second, shouldn't that be the end of your night? (I know this rule is used for simple knockdowns as well that don't involve knockout, but you can tell, often, a guy getting the standing 8 count is three blocks north of Queer Street.)
Just out of regard for humanity: Don't encourage that guy to fight any further. Yeah, he wants to win the fight. He also wants to be able to recognize his wife and kids when he retires.
On the other hand, when you get knocked to the ground in MMA, the fight does not necessarily stop, and your opponent can pummel you while you're senseless on the mat; but refs come in quickly to stop a fight when one opponent isn't capable of an intelligent defense.
I kinda wish they'd swoop in there sooner after what looks like a telling blow and prevent those two or three bonus-damage hits, but, still.
At least it's quickly over. Maybe they need a one-second pause rule -- ref stops the advancing fighter for one second -- to check to see if the guy on the mat has just been knocked down or is, in fact, out.
I don't know if that's true. We don't have a big enough pool of long-career fighters in MMA to gauge the aftereffects of the sport on cognitive functions. Still, based on interviews, most MMA fighters seem less punch-drunk and uppercut-stupid than boxers.
Anyway, if you haven't watched it lately (and if you have Spike TV, I'm not sure how you avoided it), give it a shot. It might seem right now as if it's drawing a bit of a recovering-WWE-fan crowd, but I think that's going to change. I think they're just early adopters, who weren't put off by the sport's trashy beginnings.
I don't want to say that David Frum will start having UFC parties, but it does actually have enough poetry in it for an intellectual like George Will to write columns about.
Bonus: No corruption, or at least none that is known yet.
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Posted by: alexthechick at June 18, 2010 05:18 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: Bugler at June 18, 2010 05:18 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 18, 2010 05:20 PM (ucxC/)
It'll get big when Juggy McTarballs mentions being a fan. Then the latte sipping left will be all over it. Until then, it will be looked upon as another sport the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing tea baggers watch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2010 05:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2010 05:21 PM (LD+ZJ)
The grappling would, yes.
There was this Pay-Per-View event I saw once (I remember it because it was the first event my step-father bought from the TV) - the Ultimate Fighting Championship 6.
The last two fighters to bout in the end were "Tank" Abbot and some Russian dude who was an expert in Sambo (?), some submission technqiue. The fight was about 25 minutes. "Tank", as his name implieds, was a straight street-brawler. He got a good hits on the Russian, but in the end, after about 5 minutes grappling with "Tank" on the ground, the Russian won by submission. That ending did look ghey, with the fighter's legs wrapped up around each other..
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 18, 2010 05:22 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 18, 2010 05:22 PM (aHiMU)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:23 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2010 05:25 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:26 PM (DrkZ9)
Posted by: Bugler at June 18, 2010 05:27 PM (VXBR1)
I dig the MMA. These people are technically skillful and are in great physical condition..
...and they do more than run around for 90 minutes and maybe get to kick a ball.
Strikers are making a big comeback since you can win..or at least do some damage.. with a single strike. The grapplers, most notably the jiu jitsu experts, had some dominance for a while because the traditional strikers had not experienced this type of fighting before and did not know how to handle them.
Now all the fighters have a ground game. Most know proper defensive maneuvers
Kicks are devestating...but without a good striking ability, you can't set them up properly
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 05:27 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:27 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2010 05:28 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:28 PM (66DVY)
Boxing = checkers
MMA = chess
I love it. It's the only sport I watch anymore.UFC president, Dana White, can be an insufferable prick, but he's the perfect man to take this sport bigtime. Why? Because he's a huge fan of the game and he understands and acts upon what the fans want.
But what has made UFC so successful is how well they've aligned fighter incentives with fan interests. The UFC is run with an iron fist. But get this - no promoters.
That means you fight who they say you fight or get the fuck out.
Which means the fans get the fights they want most of the time.
White also rewards fighters for performance. The winner gets twice the purse of the loser. And there are bonuses for fight of the night, knockout of the night, and submission of the night.
No overpaid millionare athletes dogging it. Everyone comes to fight and put on a show. If you don't come ready, you get your ass kicked AND you won' t be asked back.
Honestly, I think America is ready for this sport. They want something real and this is as real as it gets in competitive sports. I have a mountain of respect for the skill and heart these fighters show. Some are thugs, but a lot - most maybe - are intelligent, decent guys.
I like to think of myself as a relatively tough guy and have been in more than a few scraps in my time, but I'd never be able to do what these fighters do because I don't have that kind of mental toughness. They're just a different breed.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:28 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at June 18, 2010 05:29 PM (rQTdM)
The good wrestlers are quite intimidating. They work out every damn day, although there were some (like Mankind) who look pudgy despite their daily exercise regime.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 18, 2010 05:29 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:30 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2010 05:30 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:31 PM (DrkZ9)
Maybe they need a one-second pause rule -- ref stops the advancing fighter for one second -- to check to see if the guy on the mat has just been knocked down or is, in fact, out.
Shorten the standing count to, like, three? So if you don't hop right back up, it's over? Seems like it might protect the injured fighter more and cut back on the flurry of cheap shots you mention.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 05:31 PM (7eWcr)
25 It's a girly sentiment but I do like when they hug it out after 25 minutes of serious physical combat.
Me too. Shows a bond between the fighters, and that there's no hard feelings even though they spend 25 minutes beating the crap out of each other.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 18, 2010 05:32 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dogfish at June 18, 2010 05:32 PM (UHvMi)
Heh, I had a buddy who was in one of the first UFCs - whichever one was in Charlotte, NC. He didn't even make it to the tv rounds, and he wasn't exactly a bad martial artist.
The interesting thing, at least with the unregulated early stuff, was that is was very clear which styles were actually useful for fighting, and which were basically just a form of exercise.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 18, 2010 05:32 PM (kmEfr)
Boxing has been mismanaged as a business. The fights on TV are nobody vs. nobody, usually, and to see the real fighters you gotta shell out the big bucks for a seat at ringside. But that means nobody under thirty can afford to be a fan, so after a few decades it just falls apart.
Baseball has the same problem, in part. The newer stadiums have so many box seats you can't afford to watch the game unless there's no blackout.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 18, 2010 05:33 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:33 PM (66DVY)
I don't know if this is true or not, but steve_in_hb, who tells me interesting stuff, even if it's not true, says that the MMA may actually be, despite the bloodiness of it, less brutal than boxing.
I do think its less brutal. The best way to win is not always to give your opponent a concussion. There are a lot more ways to win that doesn't require a knockout punch. I also believe MMA in the US at least has had only one death in officially sanctioned fights. Its a statistically lower accidental death rate than boxing.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 05:34 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:35 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:35 PM (DrkZ9)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:35 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 05:36 PM (oVQFe)
And my recent viewing seems to indicate that striking has come back to pull even with grappling.
That's surprising. I'd think it would be over quickly if a wrestler, a judo guy or a Brazilian jujitsu guy got hold of you. They can turn you into a pretzel. The key with them is keeping them off you with strikes, but how can you keep them from grabbing something like a wrist? You'd have to be really aware and really quick.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 05:37 PM (7eWcr)
Also, this is kind of minor, but Joe Rogan does the color commentary for UFC, and he is an extremely good broadcaster. He knows what he's talking about, and he projects excitement. He's not faking it, I don't think
Rogan is a pretty good martial artist in his own right. He knows the game because he trains with these guys.
You should check out his podcast. The guy is hilariously uncensored. He just goes off on these tangents, too, that sometimes go in bizarre places. But you can tell he genuinely loves MMA.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:37 PM (QoR4a)
In short, MMA can be awesome, but boxing is too. No need, imo to knock one just to complement the other, which seems to the standard for both groups of fans.
Posted by: Amused Observer at June 18, 2010 05:37 PM (Z/4kN)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:37 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:38 PM (DrkZ9)
Don't worry, they have. It's called the Ultimate Fighter, and they're just finishing up the most recent season (#11). Winner gets a contract with the UFC. It airs on Spike.
Ace, you have officially made this my favorite blog ever.
Posted by: Adlib at June 18, 2010 05:38 PM (wDn8h)
That's surprising. I'd think it would be over quickly if a wrestler, a judo guy or a Brazilian jujitsu guy got hold of you.
Even the strikers now have pretty good ground skills. You can defend against a great wrestler or ju-jitsu guy by having awesome takedown defense and being good at defending submissions and scrambling back up to your feet where you want to be.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:39 PM (QoR4a)
"You'll know it's real when they make a reality series out of it."
Already done been did, The Ultimate Fighter on Spike.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2010 05:39 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:39 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: pinche migra at June 18, 2010 05:39 PM (pEKxc)
The reason they don't stop it at all is because they want to preserve the attacker's advantage -- he knocked the guy down, he should have the advantage of that.
Oh, that's cool. Keepin' it real, as it were.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 05:39 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: Bugler at June 18, 2010 05:40 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:40 PM (DrkZ9)
Yeah, the decline of boxing is because of the lack of great bouts, imho. Since MMA is so compelling, once the top spot is gone, I don't know how boxing can get it back.
Posted by: Amused Observer at June 18, 2010 05:40 PM (Z/4kN)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:41 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:42 PM (DrkZ9)
My wife even sits through UFC events with me. She digs the storylines, understands the basics, and loves the way the fighters look in tight shorts.
But she still covers her eyes when it gets bloddy.
God bless my wife.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:42 PM (QoR4a)
It's grown a lot this decade, but it takes a long time to change sports culture. I think of the soccer people who point to the sold-out MLS games in Toronto and Seattle -- or the quite decent TV ratings for the World Cup so far. MLS has grown impressively over the past 5 years... even in the face of a nasty recession (which hasn't been that nasty for highly educated upper income whites who are the MLS fanbase at this point) --- but it still is tiny compared to the NHL which often is called a niche sport in America.
Posted by: huh at June 18, 2010 05:42 PM (+ABdJ)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:43 PM (66DVY)
despite the bloodiness of it, less brutal than boxing.
I don't think it's any more bloody than boxing. There are techniques to cause more gradual wearing down of the opponent..leg kicks, grappling, (which expends a huge amount of energy if you're on the defensive), etc..rather than go for a big knockout blow..
..it's impressive to see the jiu jitsiu submissions..soemtimes it's more dramatic than a knockout..
..and it doesn't cause brain damage and make you retarded
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 05:43 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 05:43 PM (DrkZ9)
Ever met any of them? I met a lot of fighters when I lived in Denver (trained with a few), and I gotta say most of them were really very nice people. Granted, the sport does have it's douchenozzles, but everyone I've met personally has been awesome.
Posted by: rktkt at June 18, 2010 05:44 PM (DkEUV)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:44 PM (66DVY)
That's one of the things I really like about MMA. The overwhelming majority of fighters are good sports about it. It seems impossible the way they pound the shit out of each other and then shake hands and hug after the bell.
Posted by: Bugler at June 18, 2010 09:40 PM (VXBR1)
That is actually causing a few issues though. There are some pretty high level fighters that have said they won't fight eachother because they are friends and train together.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 05:44 PM (oVQFe)
51 Yeah, good series. An ex-gf of mine got into UFC, slightly, based on that show
What's her record??
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 05:45 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:45 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2010 05:46 PM (CPefM)
don't think it's any more bloody than boxing.
It definitely is. Mostly because elbows are allowed. Some of those ground and pound fighters slice up their opponents pretty good.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:47 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 05:48 PM (66DVY)
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2010 05:48 PM (Zj8fM)
I think grapplers will always have an advantage, as striking tends to put you significant disadvantage defensively
This isn't so much true anymore, as all fighters train across different styles/disciplines.
Wrestlers still do very well in MMA, but I think it's mostly because that kind of strength/cardio training and kinetic intelligence translates well to MMA. Plus wrestlers are mentally tough ... and tend to be a little crazy.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 05:49 PM (QoR4a)
As for the striking vs. grappler issue, it seems to me like the sport seems to favor wrestlers lately - being able to dump someone on their butt and control them allows them to dictate where the fight ends up, and wrestlers seem to pick up striking better than strikers pick up wrestling (with a few exceptions like St. Pierre).
As for fight stoppages on knockdowns, the refs seem to do a good job of ending things pretty quickly when a fighter "is no longer able to intelligently defend himself" (their phrase).
Posted by: RightWingProf at June 18, 2010 05:49 PM (I8MPS)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2010 05:49 PM (61bhx)
Posted by: Charlie Crist at June 18, 2010 05:54 PM (7eWcr)
I prefer wrestling other men. Instead of hitting them.
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 18, 2010 05:56 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: John McCain at June 18, 2010 05:56 PM (x7Ao8)
If you've never done grappling you don't have a clue how devastating it is to run into someone who knows what they're doing. There is no way to explain it - the bandwidth to transfer the information is far to small. Thirty seconds with a Judo black belt or an MMA guy would tell most people more than they would ever want to learn about the subject..
With no rules - the graplers dominate - the boxing commissions that took over control of MMA after the early days set the rules to give the strikers a chance. That makes for a better show.
There is no question that the gloves in boxing result in terrible brain damage. In the bare knuckles days "punch drunk" was pretty much unknown. The gloves transfer more momentum to the head than a bare fist. Boxing Gloves are a classic example of something that looks like a good idea when you first examine it, but which turns out to be a terrible idea in practice..
Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2010 05:57 PM (ylhEn)
For one thing, the rounds are longer, so if you get a good blood flow early, there's going to be five minutes of blood on the mat.
They won't stop it for bleeding? Seems like a biohazard freakout. It would bother me from that standpoint.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 05:57 PM (7eWcr)
With no rules - the graplers dominate - the boxing commissions that took over control of MMA after the early days set the rules to give the strikers a chance. That makes for a better show.
What rules?
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 05:59 PM (7eWcr)
classic example of something that looks like a good idea when you first examine it, but which turns out to be a terrible idea in practice..
They work better at fighting Bulimia.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2010 06:00 PM (61bhx)
Posted by: pinche migra at June 18, 2010 09:39 PM (pEKxc)
No, no, I'm pretty sure people who survive in this sport are pretty genuine tough guys.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 18, 2010 06:01 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 06:01 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: John McCain at June 18, 2010 09:56 PM (x7Ao
To be fair McCain has come around on MMA. At least he had when he was running for president. Who knows what his views are now.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 06:01 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Bob Etheridge at June 18, 2010 09:51 PM
Hah!
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 06:04 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: pinche migra at June 18, 2010 09:39 PM (pEKxc)
No, no, I'm pretty sure people who survive in this sport are pretty genuine tough guys.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 18, 2010 10:01 PM (XIXhw)
ehhhhh .... he probably means the fans.
Funny thing is, I watched a main event at a BW3 a couple of months ago and couldn't believe all the different types of people in there watching the fights.
I knew they were there specifically for the event because it was in a separate room. The rest of the place was running a baseball game.
I'm not kidding, there were a couple of old farts, some 40 yr old guy and his kids, a dorky looking twenty something couple, two single black women screaming at the top of their lungs (and apparently somewhat knowledgable about the fighers), a few hill billies, and some college kids.
No meatheads, though. Very surprising.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:06 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 06:07 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 10:01 PM (7eWcr)
They won't stop it for blood unless it hinders the fighter's vision.
There are matches where it looks like the guys showered in blood and Joe Rogan, the color guy, is screaming about how the rear naked choke should be easier to sink because they're lubricated with blood.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:08 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 06:10 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at June 18, 2010 06:11 PM (DrkZ9)
Joe Rogan is to MMA like:
a, Tony Danza is to Boxing
b. Barack Obama is to Ass Kicking
c. Ace is to Hobo Hunting
d. Will Folks is Sikh Mining
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2010 06:12 PM (61bhx)
whatever you do, don't go to stileproject dot com
it is extremely hardcore pornography. the video is cool but the site is a little creepy, at least parts of it are
Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2010 06:14 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 06:14 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 06:15 PM (66DVY)
There is sometimes much more blood than you might want to see.
It's not a frequent thing, but when a guy gets a good cut from an elbow or something, it can get messy.
They close the cut between rounds but rounds are long and a cut is going to open up again.
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:07 PM (66DVY)
You know what they say: Nothing bleeds like a head wound
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 06:16 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 06:25 PM (DrkZ9)
-Hot damn! Ace is getting into MMA. MMA threads on the ONT? Now I gotta get a second beer fridge for Foster's Oilcans.
-The primacy of striking or grappling is always on a pendulum. Quite frankly, I come down on the grappling side of the argument, and think that striking upticks in fighter popularity because to be a dominant grappler takes so much more time and quality training than becoming a superior striker (full disclosure: I came to MMA from a Judo/JiuJitsu background, so I'm definitely prejudiced).
-Don't besmirch the early days of MMA. The first few UFCs were all tournament style instead of single card fights. I would be interested to see how some of today's big MMA names would fare on a night when they had to donnybrook through three to five fights to get the belt instead of just one. It would be interesting to see how much the fight strategies would change. I'm guessing there would be a lot more grappling, as fighters wouldn't want to soak up that much damage knowing that they still had more fights to go.
A bit of trivia: the original UFCs were planned, coordinated, promoted, and executed by the Gracie Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu family. So in a way, the fights were kind of fixed. You only saw strikers going up against the scion of the Gracie family (Royce). And Royce tore them up. Word on the street from Huggy Bear, though, is that the Gracies didn't just want to promote BJJ. They also knew that, good as he was, Royce wasn't going to be able to cut it against the top-tier Jiu-Jitsu competitors in Brazil when it was his turn to carry the family standard forward, so they found an alternate venue for his skills. Not taking anything away from Royce, he was a doughty fighter in a tournament-style contest, and he dominated (despite the fact that at that time there were no UFC weight divisions, and he only weighed about 17
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 06:26 PM (8OQmr)
When I was in second grade I knew a kid who took some jujitsu or something.
I hate wrestlers. Swaggering asshole started a fight once. I was knocking the crap out him until he got hold of my wrist. Last thing I remember was sailing through the air. Backward. Some kind of suplex move or something. Not the pro wrestling kind. It was a lift up, fall backward, then twist type move. Jerk.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 06:26 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 06:27 PM (8OQmr)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2010 10:25 PM (DrkZ9)
When the History Channel did their thing on Bruce Lee, they had MMA guys on it talking about him to. They really did seem to see him as a father of it. Since his fighting style was to combine aspects from various forms of martial arts, with the intention of beating any opponent not just fighting another person with the same style which is what traditional martial arts competitions are.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 06:29 PM (oVQFe)
WTF is that gay smiley-face thing on my post? Dammit!!
Heh. In a UFC thread.
Good thing you know judo and jiu-jitsu.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:29 PM (QoR4a)
So in a way, the fights were kind of fixed. You only saw strikers going up against the scion of the Gracie family (Royce). And Royce tore them up.
You've gotta give Royce credit for beating Ken Shamrock, who outweighed him by about 50lbs AND was a damned good grappler/submission guy.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:33 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 06:36 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Hurricane at June 18, 2010 06:36 PM (O+WZD)
Rich Franklin is also a favorite of mine.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 18, 2010 06:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 06:38 PM (oVQFe)
You can also get UFC main events by subscribing to Netflix. It doesn't take 'em long to put them to DVD.
The pay per views are pricey -- $45. I get sucked in every now and then and fork it over, sit on the couch with a 6 pack, and love life for 3 hours.
Or you can hit a sports bar. I've been doing that more lately.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:41 PM (QoR4a)
He is also fighting for the middleweight championship against one of the best, if not the best fighter in MMA, Anderson Silva.
Here he is on the Mark Levin show. He gives great interviews.
Posted by: Jose at June 18, 2010 06:46 PM (z13d1)
ace, check out this webcast from Rogan.
The guy is hysterical. And I think he does most of these while high as a kite.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 06:47 PM (QoR4a)
I'm telling you, if Fedor Emelianenko were to fight in the UFC, he'd have no competition.
I think he was built in a lab by Red Army sciencytists, or something
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 06:49 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: jim w at June 18, 2010 06:52 PM (Jclmg)
He is also fighting for themiddleweight championship against one of the best, if not the best fighter in MMA, Anderson Silva.
Too bad Silva's last couple of fights have just sucked. His performance has been so lackluster and ridiculous that White walked out in disgust during the last fight, and has openly talked about cutting him.
Still wish they could get Fedor into the UFC. But I think his Russian crony managers are almost afraid of putting him in there against higher level talent than he has been facing lately.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 06:52 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 07:00 PM (7eWcr)
I also love Dana White. I know people hate him though. I love how on his twitter he writes back to everyone, just to say thanks for buying the ppv or to call them a fuckface if they talk shit, or whatever.
I think its kind of funny that the president of the company is a foul mouthed guy with a temper that isn't afraid to sling insults. And the polite good natured upstanding acting guy is the fighter that wants to beat guys to a pulp.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 07:03 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Bugler at June 18, 2010 07:05 PM (VXBR1)
Remember this? Drag queen cage fighters beat up thugz? I guess the guys in drag were dressed up for a party, IIRC. And they happened to be cage fighters. Vid starts with rowdy guys starting fights. At about 1:10 they pick on the wrong people. Stick with it until the end. They put a serious hurt on those guys.
So, that's why I asked about "cage fighters."
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 07:05 PM (7eWcr)
So it doesn't have refs making up fouls to deny points to one side then?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 18, 2010 07:07 PM (afd0I)
Anyone who steps into a ring, a cage, etc, with the knowledge that there is another man in there whose sole purpose over the next several minutes is to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU is a full-on superidiot. Exactly zero exceptions to this rule.
Posted by: BB at June 18, 2010 07:07 PM (qF8q3)
So, that's why I asked about "cage fighters."
Yeah I think so. I think its based on the UFC Octagon fighting ring being lined with a cage rather than boxing ring ropes.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 07:08 PM (oVQFe)
Exactly zero exceptions to this rule.
Not if you're good. If you're a gifted fighter, you have to compete. I would think.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 07:09 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 07:10 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 07:13 PM (862vz)
Giving it a new name has some how Americanized it and re-popularized it. What a fucking nothing-burger to those of us who have been doing it forever.
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 11:13 PM (862vz)
So what you have been doing is popular, people are interested in it, and going out and trying it, and you are acting pissed and/or dismissive about this fact, why exactly?
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 07:16 PM (oVQFe)
The fifty first rule of moron fight club, is, if challenged by a libbie, your manhood is automatically on the line.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 18, 2010 07:17 PM (afd0I)
I've seen a few roundhouse kicks, but I've never seen one to the head connect.
It's kind of a long kick that is easy to block and it puts you a bit open. That's kinda rare. It is too big (and to slow) of a move that leaves you wide open.
I've seen a few people throw them though, and every now and then you can get away with one because no one expects it, and seen a few people connect (usually to the gut).
Probably less rare than a flying knee to the head knockout.. seen a few of those. Specer Fisher finished a fight like that once.
As for striking and jiujitsu... Royce Graci use to own the place up with jiujitsu back when they were still fighting in tournaments. Nowadays, it's still HUGE. One of the most effective and oft-used fighting techniques (Along with generic kickboxing and Muay Thai for striking, and greco-roman grappling). It's not nearly as dominate though. In fact, the wrestlers have dominated a lot as of late and it was wrestlers like Matt Hughes who put an end to BJJ dominace.
In part, I think, because as the techniques of submission/catch wrestling like jiujitsu became more well known, people became versed in it and in countering it, so now that they know what to look for, even if it's not their thing offensively, they're defensively prepared to deal with it. Before it was something new.
Another part is, the caliber of wrestlers has gotten ALOT better. Back in the day you had a lot of karate and kungfu bigshots who weren't real fighters really. Real wrestlers, the best wrestlers in the world, started to get into MMA and the wrestling improved and wrestlers started to dominate.
The striking has also been getting a lot better. In terms of flat-out boxing... the best boxers in the world are not fighting MMA, they're fighting boxing. But the gap is closing as more people with real boxing skills go MMA and incorporate that into their fighting.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:17 PM (eL+YD)
For an individual sport you cannot beat it. It's the purest and oldest sport around. No goofy ball to get into the way. Just a straight-up contest of wills.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:18 PM (eL+YD)
Just a straight-up contest of wills.
Yeah, a piece of that guy's will just permanently fell off and flew into someone's popcorn. It's an art.
Posted by: BB at June 18, 2010 07:21 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 18, 2010 07:22 PM (0o/nL)
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 11:10 PM (Epj2t)
I believe ya, brother..
..but Pansy???
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 07:23 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 07:25 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 07:26 PM (Epj2t)
Anyone who steps into a ring, a cage, etc, with the knowledge that there is another man in there whose sole purpose over the next several minutes is to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU is a full-on superidiot. Exactly zero exceptions to this rule.
...prolly akickball soccer fan
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 07:26 PM (AnTyA)
But yeah... MMA shows that no fighting system is perfect. You have to use everything.
But it also shows that some fighting styles are much better at real fighting than others. Some are applicable and give you good tools for a real fight, if not everything. Others are pretty much artsy quasi-dance disciplines.
Like high level Tae-Kwan-Do. That shit is useless. Anything you get in TKD you will get in the first few years, at low level. That teaches you basically, basic kickboxing. Beyond that it's all useless fluff and flashy hollywood moves.
No kung-fu crap.
Karate is some place in the middle... it's real, and some people use it well - depending on the school of karate - but it's not the greatest.
In contrast, depending on how you want to fight, if I was going to take a class or send a kid to a class, I'd pick something like juijitsu, judo, greco-roman wrestling, muay thai, boxing.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:26 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 07:27 PM (862vz)
Anyone who steps into a ring, a cage, etc, with the knowledge that there is another man in there whose sole purpose over the next several minutes is to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU is a full-on superidiot. Exactly zero exceptions to this rule.
Why? Are boxer's idiots? It's a sport. And a whole hell of a lot of young guys can vouch for the fact that fighting can be fun.
And they get payed big bucks. Mega bucks.
And some of those guys have good heads too. Quite a few of those guys in there could be working in IT or have accounting degrees. And a lot of them are just consumate atheletes who have excelled in other sports as well. A few Olympic medal winners even.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:29 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 11:27 PM
It's not all jujitsu UGrev..they mix in some other martial arts *cough*
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 07:31 PM (AnTyA)
I'll call it jujitsu.. we can sit and watch the same thing and have a good time all the same.
Dude you're full of fucking shit.
MMA is not juijitsu.
Juijitsu is juijitsu. It is one fighting style, Japanese in origin. 1 style, with a long tradition back to the samurais.
MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts.
That means it has a rule set that allows MIXED martial arts disciplines. Professional juijitsu competitions have rules that exclude the kind of fighting you'd see in a muay thai match. You have to fight juijitsu.
In MMA it's more anything goes, you can bring a lot of styles and techniques into the ring.
The idea that they've "renamed juijitsu" is just blatantly wrong.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:32 PM (eL+YD)
Are boxer's idiots?
Yes.
And they get payed big bucks. Mega bucks.
So do prostitutes and actors. Doesn't make them brainiacs.
A few Olympic medal winners even.
You can get one of those for SWEEPING ICE. Wowwee.
...prolly akickball soccer fan
No, and evidently I'm a racist.
Posted by: BB at June 18, 2010 07:37 PM (qF8q3)
It didn't get spelled jiu jitsu until Sato brought it to Brazil and started teaching the Gracies.
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 07:39 PM (8OQmr)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 07:39 PM (862vz)
There's also a lot of military veterans in MMA.
And 1 politician : Mirko Cro-Cop, former Croation special forces and police, served in the Croatian parliment, I think while he was fighting.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:41 PM (eL+YD)
rangerup.com is a site run by current and former military, and they feature a bunch of up-and-coming fighters. buy some gear while you're over there - bunch of solid guys that deserve support. (no, they don't pay me - yet.)
if the blood and vicious hits turn you off, watch a light- or welter-weight fight - how much damage can a 155lb guy do, anyway?
S/F
Posted by: Not a Grunt at June 18, 2010 07:42 PM (i/Xo4)
I run before I fight. I am a pansy. Fighting sucks. It'll give ya nightmares.
PS-never ever ever discredit that there "kung-fu crap" as stated above! For the love of pete, seriously! It is fucking brutal.
-Pansy
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 07:43 PM (Epj2t)
And 1 politician : Mirko Cro-Cop, former Croation special forces and police, served in the Croatian parliment, I think while he was fighting.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 11:41 PM (eL+YD)
I think he might still serve?
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 07:46 PM (oVQFe)
Note: Kennedy won 5 of 6 fights, taking one fight the week after Ranger School on 3 weeks notice, and fighting the rest between deployments and training schools.
Marine pride compels me to support Stann, but there's something to be said about a guy that can dismantle you in CQB or drop you from 1000 meters.
Posted by: Not a Grunt at June 18, 2010 07:47 PM (i/Xo4)
750A.D. and follow the lineage
Well, shit. If you want to be a pedant, then MMA should be called Pankration (meaning "all powers"), which was the competitive combat featured in the Greek Olympics starting somewhere around 680 B.C.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 07:49 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 11:43 PM
I dunno..the only martial arts I have seen as being effective outside of a controlled environment are muay thai..
...and to a lesser degree..akido
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 07:49 PM (AnTyA)
Yeah, the fighting world is full of people who think that their system (their art) is the end all be all of everything.
Including the Gracie family who taught BJJ.
Or that their system incorporates everything. Bruce Lee didn't try to claim he invented every single fighting technique in the world just because he might incorporate any of them into Jeet Kun Do.
You cannot, with any honesty or seriousness, claim british boxing or greco-roman wrestling, or Muay Thai street fighting has it's roots in a Japanese fighting system formalized for samurai who had to fight in armor.
In the same vein, no one "invented" an "adaptive combat system". All real combat fighting systems are adapative and will use -whatever works-.
I'll be the first to say that juijitsu is a serious and effective combat system, one of the best in the world, but give me a break. I don't give a rats ass if a bunch of jiujitsu guys were fighting MMA in 1970 you can't claim the concept of no-holds-barred is somehow fundementally jiujitsu.
In 700 AD EVERYONE fought MMA, no holds barred. Every single fighting system that was actually designed and developed in real combat (rather than as a exhibition sport) has been like that. In combat for life and death you use whatever works.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:50 PM (eL+YD)
Judo and Jiu-Jitsu are the same martial art; they are just different sports.
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 07:51 PM (8OQmr)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 07:51 PM (862vz)
Well, shit. If you want to be a pedant, then MMA should be called Pankration (meaning "all powers"), which was the competitive combat feature in the Greek Olympics starting somewhere around 680 B.C.
Exactly.
Dudes just boasting for his 'style', making wild ass claims.
He's humble, really. Like I said, the martial arts world is chock-full of guys who'll go 5 steps farther and say their system is the greatest in the world and beats everything and they can fight 5 guys at once with it and you only get tought the top maneuvers when you're a 15th level blackbelt because they're so damn lethal.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:52 PM (eL+YD)
Supposedly "the fastest growing sport in America" - growth rate (not overall acceptance) outpacing every sport, including the kings football and Nascar. Though from a 2009 quote: "the UFC beat Monday Night Football in the coveted 18-34 demographic ratings wise a couple of times last year."
Quote from SI from 2 years ago: ' "There is a compelling argument that MMA has already eclipsed boxing and will likely do the same to hockey by mid-2009," said Joseph Noel, a principal analyst for Emerging Growth Research, which issued a report claiming MMA passing the NBA in interest among suburban youth. '
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 07:53 PM (GC6PQ)
Did you see the heritage in that video? We don't all have the lucky ass lottery winning privilege of learning any form of pentjak silat. We can, however, form our own little Dog Brothers thing on a local level.
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 07:56 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 11:51 PM (
You seemed a little heated (and sanctimonious)...just trying to bring some levity
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 07:57 PM (AnTyA)
Judo and Jiu-Jitsu are the same martial art; they are just different sports
Uh.. I'd probably agree with you.
Modern Japanese police forces came up with Judo as a simplified modern version of jujitsu.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 07:58 PM (eL+YD)
Yeah, I don't think any one style can lay claim to being the best.
I have some background in wrestling and judo, which always served me well in street fights when I was younger, but a well trained boxer could probably beat my ass if I couldn't find a way to get my hands on him.
Plus, some people are more suited for particular styles. Tall rangy guys tend to do well with jiu jitsu, kick boxing, mui tai. Stocky fireplugs like me usually make for better wrestlers.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 07:58 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 08:00 PM (GC6PQ)
This thread was a lot more fun when we discussing MMA fights and fighters..
..it's turning into a dick measuring contest
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 08:00 PM (AnTyA)
I'd say it's a little more than that. If you look at the techniques in old school jujutsu, they were all pretty much lethal, and could only be practiced artificially. Jigaro Kano made the techniques "safe" with some adjustments to placement, timing, and body position.
So a subset of the perennial martial arts arguments is:
Which is better, a guaranteed lethal technique that you've never done full force at the combat speed on a resisting opponent, or a safe technique that may not injure or kill, but you've done 10,000 times as hard as you can against a resisting opponent?
Basically, Kano introduced the concept of non-lethal sparring (randori) into jujutsu.
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 08:05 PM (8OQmr)
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2010 08:05 PM (vVEh2)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 11:51 PM (862vz)
Um this is the AOS. If you say anything that can be turned into some form of sexual innuendo for humorous effect its going to happen whether you like it or not.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 08:05 PM (oVQFe)
I run before I fight. I am a pansy. Fighting sucks. It'll give ya nightmares
I grew up with 5 very large and quite possibly insane older brothers..
..running wasn't an option
We're all like best friends now though. A few years back we awere all out with our spouses for New Years eve..and a group of Middle Easterners decided they didn't like us and started shit..it ended up looking like one of those bar fights from the old westerns..bodies flying..chairs breaking mirrors, etc..
...and bystanders just started knocking the crap out of each other
It's hilarious now
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 08:06 PM (AnTyA)
I do agree with everything else you said, though.
Posted by: Riven Armor at June 18, 2010 08:07 PM (6CtOQ)
The one you love enough to do 2-3 hours a day, 3-5 days a week for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Boss Mongo at June 18, 2010 08:08 PM (8OQmr)
Um this is the AOS. If you say anything that can be turned into some form of sexual innuendo for humorous effect its going to happen whether you like it or not
Like in an earlier thread in a discussion about backyard BBQing..
..people were talking about smoking pork...and rubbing their meat
Posted by: beedubya at June 18, 2010 08:09 PM (AnTyA)
Me either. I hear that that was the last thing that happened before I "woke up" and got my 30 year watch for being a loyal greeter at Wal-Mart!
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 08:10 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: Not a Grunt at June 18, 2010 08:10 PM (i/Xo4)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 08:13 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2010 12:03 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAH*WHEEZE*HAHAHAHA*STOP, JUST STOP*HAHAHA
Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 18, 2010 08:13 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: UGrev at June 18, 2010 08:14 PM (862vz)
I do agree with everything else you said, though.
Posted by: Riven Armor at June 19, 2010 12:07 AM (6CtOQ)
I think a lot of states do have it regulated. I think that is part of what caused Afflictions final show to be cancelled. Their headline fighter for it tested positive by California and they refused to give him his fighting license back because he had been banned for steroids before. I also think a few years ago there were two fighters who had the fight disqualified for both of them because they both tested positive after the fight occured. I think testing in the companies like Strikeforce and UFC is better than you've presented. In Japan there is like no testing. Because that's where that fighter ended up going again.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 08:16 PM (oVQFe)
Problem with your bonus, Ace: steroids in MMA aren't really under much regulation now from what I hear. In other words, they're fair game. Not good
I don't know where you get that from. They test MMA fighters. They mostly pass.
Stephen Bonner get suspended for testing for steroids, and he had actually taken them (and stopped taking them) some time before the fight on a doctor's prescription for an injury.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 08:16 PM (eL+YD)
Sweet. I'll just hope y'all are around the next time I switch channels while walking by a palestinian peace rally. I guess my better hope is that I never come across that disgusting fucking shit again.
Posted by: Pansy at June 18, 2010 08:17 PM (Epj2t)
The reason you only hear about steroid scandals in baseball is due to the tendon and ligament damage that steroid use causes. If you've ever seen the vid of the man with the exploding biceps, you know what i'm talking about.
An MMA fighter that used steroids habitually (pretty much anything is safe once) would be the fighter that tore 3 ligaments the first time his opponent yanked a hell hook or knee bar. It is sorta self-policing in that respect.
"yanked" heh.
Posted by: Not a Grunt at June 18, 2010 08:18 PM (i/Xo4)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 08:18 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 08:20 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 08:25 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: Entropy at June 19, 2010 12:25 AM (eL+YD)
He just lost his fight last week too. I think he might be done. For whatever reason he just seems to get knocked out "too easily".
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 08:28 PM (oVQFe)
In his heyday, one of the best. Now, hanging out with Tito Ortiz.
Posted by: Not a Grunt at June 18, 2010 08:33 PM (i/Xo4)
If true - and if they were an NFL team - that would put them as the 4th most valuable team knocking down the NY Giants and fitting just below the New England Patriots - using Forbes' 2009 valuations.
Though UFC's revenue is larger than any 1 NFL team. Profit margins are probably much higher too.
And of course UFC isn't a single team but basically the entire MMA field. $1.2 billion seems low to me...
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 08:35 PM (GC6PQ)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 08:38 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 08:38 PM (GC6PQ)
Posted by: Hoss at June 19, 2010 12:38 AM (GC6PQ)
Yeah Dana said that about him on the fight before his last one too. The thing with that though was Liddel worked his ass off getting back into shape, and also doing Dancing with the Stars. And he really is a popular fighter, so White was willing to give him another chance because he didn't want him to be done either. I think this time he might really be done.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 08:44 PM (oVQFe)
Not saying these guys aren't tough, but MMA seems to be the sport for people who couldn't make it in boxing. Seems like bloodsport to me, and I bet at some point the death toll will start to rise.
I will agree with Ace on the corruption part though. Boxing is totally pathetic in that and in addition all the really good boxers dodge each other plus there is like a thousand belts, but that is the business side, for sport I'll take boxing.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 08:45 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2010 12:38 AM (7eWcr)
Dude.
Watch a few fights. It ain't fake.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 08:50 PM (fE6tn)
No tights.
I hear (haven't seen it since Jake was dropping his snake) that in WWE-type fake wrestling they sometimes have a fighter waiting under the ring to come out magically & flamboyantly instead of the long procession down the isle. But sometimes they are under there for hours - and one dude had to took a shit under there he was waiting so long.
That's not a sport. Or a very different kind of sport.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 08:52 PM (GC6PQ)
Posted by: ProCannonFodder at June 18, 2010 08:54 PM (YfM0R)
He claimed he was innocent, but he sure looks like he juices.
I can't speak to how accurate or serious the testing is in the UFC. Honestly, I don't care.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 08:54 PM (fE6tn)
JJ isn't especially useful outside a controlled environment, because you never know if your opponent has a friend waiting to boot-stomp you into a red puddle while you try to tighten that triangle, but for MMA I definitely gravitate towards the grapplers and BJJ specialists.
I wouldn't say jiujitsu would be worthless in a real fight. 1 on 1 it would be extremely effective. Against more than one opponent.. you're probably boned anyway. But yeah, a triangle choke against multiple opponents wouldn't work very well. But an arm bar can break a dudes arm much quicker and you can move along. And a lot of moves in real combat jiujitsu you won't see in MMA because they're flat out lethal, like flection moves on people's necks.
Muay Thai would be great for real street fighting because that's what it is. Probably your best bet against multiple people to boot. It makes sense if you look at what they were developed for.
Jujitsu was created by samurais who fought on the battle field. It was meant to be deadly. But the samurais wore armor. Striking a guy wearing armor isn't very effective. So jujitsu developed a lot of grappling moves that apply leverage to break bones, dislocate joints, or strangle opponents that work even they're wearing armor. And because of the leverage factor, they work against bigger stronger opponents as well as against armored foes. And moreso then wrestling judo-type moves will alow you to toss about heavier people with the same principles.
Muay Thai is Thai street fighting, straight up. The style was developed by thugs in actual street brawls in a very lawless and violent place where gang fighting is common.
So I would say, if you're in an alley and you get mugged by 2 guys, Muay Thai is the fighting system that was specifically developed for use in situations most like the one you are in (exactly like what you are in).
But Muay Thai is also relatively more conventional, and jiujitsu is still a bit out of left field. As popular as the UFC has made it, most people understand the physics behind a knee hitting your face very well, and a tough guy is going to try to counter. But you average thug will not see that crazy japanese shit coming, or know how to respond to it.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 08:56 PM (eL+YD)
And yes Joe Rogan really is exited and knows what he's talking about.
That's not the problem. The problem is he's an annoying, unfunny asshole but I do like his take down of Carlos Mencia. Joe Rogan is to comedy what Jeremy Piven is to acting.
Posted by: Rocks at June 18, 2010 08:56 PM (WVbNY)
He claimed he was innocent, but he sure looks like he juices.
Heh. His nickname is "the muscle shark" after all.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 08:57 PM (eL+YD)
Rocks, Rogan doesn't really do comedy in UFC announcing. He's a pretty straight announcer.
I guess he's supposed to be the 'color' guy, alright, but in fact the dude is the technical guy who actually knows what's going on. Especially if they don't have a fighter guest-announcing with them. The other dude is far less knowledgable and winds up telling all the goofy quips.
And he's actually quite good at it. He really does announce the fights very well.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 08:59 PM (eL+YD)
Safety for the puncher, not the punchee. Big padded gloves help your hands more than they help a struck head which will rattle its brain in the skull either way.
Re: death tolls. There have been zero deaths from UFC fights - and from any major MMA that I know of. Boxing, you can't say that.
Re: skill. I think it would be hard to argue that it takes less skill to be a world champ in stand-up striking (including boxing) as well as being a champ in strikes with your feet, as well as wrestling, as well as ground game strikes and submissions (jujitsu etc) - as well as defending against all those types of attacks.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:00 PM (GC6PQ)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 09:04 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:05 PM (GC6PQ)
Re: death tolls. There have been zero deaths from UFC fights - and from any major MMA that I know of. Boxing, you can't say that.
I believe that there has been one death in a sanctioned MMA match.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:07 PM (oVQFe)
Yeah. I think in a street fight, being on your feet is best.
My buddies and I once got into a huge brawl and I remember executing a beautiful hip throw and tossing some clown to the pavement, putting him in a headlock and then ramming my fist into his nose a few times.
Yay me. Not bad for being so drunk I could barely stand. I felt pretty badass, I must say.
Until his buddy soccer kicked my face and knocked me unconscious.
Yeah, that sucked. The upcoming Monday was my first day on a new job, fresh from college, and my face was a mess.
I think I only fought one more time after that. I'm lucky that kick didn't kill me. Apparently, I wasn't breathing for awhile.
Those guys were awfully tough. The whole lot of us got our asses kicked. I think there were 3 concussions among the 5 of us, mine included.
Posted by: Warden at June 18, 2010 09:07 PM (fE6tn)
So you would rather have a kick to the head? Not buying it. There are not that many ex-fighters that are known to be punch drunk. This is a myth.
Re: death tolls. There have been zero deaths from UFC fights - and from any major MMA that I know of. Boxing, you can't say that.
It will happen. And then the feds will step in and enforce safety measures, like gloves.
Re: skill. I understand these are 2 different sports, but if one of these athletes could make it to the top in boxing, I guarantee you thats where they would be because of the money.
Now fess up. Its bloodsport, you watch it for the blood.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 09:09 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:11 PM (oVQFe)
O'Grady was a badass. One night Cosell was calling one of his matches. Remember how Cosell would be putridly biased toward one boxer? Teofilo Stevenson comes to mind. Anyway, Cosell did the big buildup and life story documentary on O'Grady's opponent. Then he said O'Grady was a club fighter.
O'Grady destroyed that guy. The guy he fought had no defense to body blows. I guess O'Grady and his dad figured that out, because it was obviously his strategy. He kept going back to it. Smart guy. Devastating boxer. Cosell was really suprised.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 09:11 PM (7eWcr)
... actually just did a wikipedia search "This was the third verified fatality in MMA."
Though first was 1998 unsanctioned fight in Ukraine possibly with a pre-existing medical condition.
2nd: "The second was the 2005 death of a 35-year old man only identified as Lee in South Korea. This took place in an unsanctioned event in a restaurant called Gimme Five."
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:14 PM (GC6PQ)
It will happen. And then the feds will step in and enforce safety measures, like gloves
They already wear gloves. They are fingerless and padded but they are gloves.
Now fess up. Its bloodsport, you watch it for the blood.
Its a pretty shitty bloodsport then Because it doesn't seem to get bloody very often considering the number of fights going on. Its like accusing someone who like actual wrestling (not pro-wrestling) of liking it for the broken limbs.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:16 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:19 PM (oVQFe)
Come on, I wrestled, broken limbs are rare and the point is to pin the other dude.
But ok then, if you want, people watch MMA for the big puffy pillow fights.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 09:20 PM (T0bhq)
You are right there. I definitely would rather take a punch to the head than a kick to the head any day. But I'd rather have 3 (or 5 if title) five minute rounds where I can use all kinds of attacks and defense, including taking a striker to the ground over being pummeled in the head and kidneys for 12 3 minute rounds.
Also, high kicks are rare because they are usually easier to defend against - they take longer to reach you than a jab or cross. And most fighters I'd guess have the juice to punch you for round after round, but high kicks all night long will fatigue even the best I would think.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:21 PM (GC6PQ)
Imagine yourself as a professional boxer. Sweat pouring off of your body, pooling at your feet. The bell rings for the start of round 10, or waitÂ…was that just a ringing in your ears from the excessive brutal punishment your opponent has bestowed upon you? The sport of Boxing has been around for over a century, but its roots can be traced back thousands of years. It is accepted by mainstream society even though it produces an unsatisfying and unflattering amount of brain injuries and deaths.
Now imagine yourself as a Professional Mixed Martial Arts fighter. You are lying on your back being smothered by your opponent. Suddenly, your arm is contorted a direction it is not meant to go and you “tap out” or submit. Sure you are angry, and maybe you have a sore arm; but who has it worse, the boxer or the MMA fighter? The Boxer has it worse. Why? Boxing is more brutal than MMA because the strikes involved are directed mostly at the head, there is no standing 8 count in MMA, and the fights last substantially longer. Because most people know and understand the sport of boxing, I will briefly introduce Mixed Martial Arts through use of MMA’s most popular brand, the UFC.
The sport of Mixed Martial Arts fighting was brought to the American public eye in the year 1993 by the UFC, the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Since the beginning, it was less than tolerated, and nearly outlawed. When the UFC first started, it was advertised as no holds barred, or no rules. This was not the case, as there was no biting and no eye gouging allowed. Hair pulling, head butting, groin strikes and fish hooking (tearing someoneÂ’s cheek from the inside with your finger) were legal, but most fighters agreed against the use of them prior to the fights. There was also an absence of weight class. So you could have a 170 lbs. man fighting a 400 lbs. man, and no one would think twice about it. Because of the violent aura surrounding their events political figures publicly spoke out against, and certain states, like New York, even went as far as to ban the events entirely (Hakim 2-2).
Since there was so much negative energy towards the UFC, they took measures to try to revitalize their place as a sport and not a freak show. They added several rules and regulations to insure the safety of the fighters; the most important was adding weight classes. This made it so that you didnÂ’t have a 350 lbs. man fighting a 170 lbs. man.
Some of the other important rule changes were no downward elbow strikes using the point of the elbow. No clawing pinching or twisting flesh as well as no small joint manipulation i.e. breaking someoneÂ’s fingers. No more grabbing someoneÂ’s clavicle. No kicking or kneeing the head of a downed opponent, which is defined as someone with a knee or hand on the ground. No more stomping to a grounded opponent. No spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck or otherwise pile driver them. And they basically outlawed any unsportsmanlike conduct that results in injury to your opponent and abusive language in the ring. Some of the other MMA organizations allow soccer kicks to the head and knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but do not allow elbows to a grounded opponent (NJSAC).
It seemed though, even with all the rule changes put into place, that the naysayers had won the day. The UFC was going under faster than a sinking submarine. They tried many times to get their matches sanctioned through state athletic commissions, but failed to do so. Sanctioning would be athletic approval of MMA being a sport, gaining the support of a state approved committee.
After 8 years in business the UFC had hit its’ lowest point. Around the time of UFC 33 in 2001, on the brink of a complete shutdown when 3 men swooped in and essentially became the saviors of the UFC and MMA as we know it today. Dana White brought the UFC to his billionaire friends, Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, proposing a buyout. But, even after the buyout, the situation did little to improve. They did, however, manage to get the UFC sanctioned in Nevada thanks to Lorenzo being a former member of the athletic commission there. Their idea to create a MMA based reality TV show called “The Ultimate Fighter” or “TUF” is the only reason the UFC is around to be talked about today.
Since the creation of TUF, the UFC has become a billion dollar empire. Diego Sanchez, a UFC fighter and TUF season 1 winner, refers to MMA as “A ballet of violence” in one of his post-fight interviews. The reality series helped the UFC and MMA become one of the most watched and talked about sports on the planet. One of the reasons MMA has gotten such a bad name is because of companies like Felony Fights. Felony Fights features bouts and techniques that would never be allowed in the UFC or any other state-sanctioned event. Some fights even include weapons, and also pit two fighters against one, or even two women versus a man (Wachter 6).
It’s because of those companies that MMA has been compared to boxing since its beginnings by people who know nothing about MMA simply because the use of gloves, effective striking, and because both of them are combat sports. Certain politicians, such as Senator John McCain, still to this day claim MMA is “Human Cockfighting” (Hakim 2-2). The sports are actually very different. I will touch base with these differences and why they are important later. First I want to talk a little about striking or punching.
Both MMA and Boxing use gloves to guard the fighterÂ’s hands, as well as lessen the damage from punches. MMA organizations use 4-6 ounce open finger gloves. These are significantly smaller than boxing gloves, which can be anywhere from 10 to 16 ounces which is agreed upon by the fighters prior to the fight. The 4-6 ounce glove obviously is not going to protect the opponentÂ’s beauty as much as a 10-12 ounce glove would. That being said, boxing gloves still have the ability to deal more damage due to the fact that all you will do in a boxing match is punch, not to mention a boxing glove is almost a pound in weight. This brings me to my next point, the types of strikes used on your opponent.
In offensive boxing, obviously you punch to do damage, thatÂ’s it. MMA is a combination of striking (punching, kicking, and knees), grappling (wrestling), and jiu-jitsu (submission fighting). Boxing is so much more dangerous because all of the punches thrown are to the upper body, mostly targeting the head. This can lead to a serious amount of brain trauma over an extended amount of time, where as in Mixed Martial Arts there are so many target areas, and so many ways to win/lose a match, that not all of the damage is focused to one area. This may result in a various amount of injuries that differ from boxing, but most are trivial. Certain organizations, like the UFC, allow elbows to the head of a grounded opponent which can cause a laceration, where as in most Japanese MMA organizations it is illegal. All MMA organizations allow kneeing and kicking your opponents while standing. Kneeing and kicking are obviously more powerful than a punch and often can turn the tide of a fight, yet they rarely are ever the reason a fighter is knocked out.
As I mentioned before, the UFC allows elbows on the ground. It is one of the tools used in what fighters call “Ground and Pound”. Essentially, ground and pound consists of a fighter mounted on top of the other fighter, raining down strikes in hopes the referee will stop the fight or the opponent will tap out. Elbows during GnP are usually more vicious than punches. To throw an effective punch, one needs to use the torque from ones hips to gain body weight momentum (HDNet). Elbows require less kinetic power behind them than punches do. Elbows are sharp and have less surface area than say a fist. Precise and accurate elbows have a high percentage of actually causing a facial laceration and nose damage. Dr. Johnny Benjamin states that “during ground and pound, you can’t generate enough force to do a terrible amount of damage” (HDNet). So even with these different types of devastating strikes in MMA, they don’t cause nearly as much longtime or life threatening damage than boxing strikes.
According to several studies that I did, most MMA related injuries are facial lacerations, hand injuries, and injuries to the nose (Bledsoe 136-142). Sounds disgusting right? Blood is a part of MMA that you rarely see in boxing. This is partly due to the very thin gloves and the types of strikes used. The human body holds approximately 10 pints of blood. You can lose about half of that before it starts to become life threatening. Scalp wounds, like the one Joe Stevenson suffered in UFC 81 can be bloody, but are rarely dangerous unless they obscure a fighter’s vision. Unless a cut is too dangerous, the cut man is given a round or two to control the bleeding (Goodman). In an interview with Margaret Goodman, Kenny Florian, a UFC veteran, states that he pre-treats his eyebrows and eye area with Mederma and uses vitamin E on old scars. He avoids using Aspirin and Motrin before a fight, which increases bleeding time, and any form of medicinal steroids that thin the skin (Goodman). Dr. Goodman goes on to say “No one dies from a cut during a fight, but blood frequently influences an outcome” (Goodman). Nick Lembo, counsel to the New Jersey Athletic Control Board, is quoted as saying “In MMA, you’re going to see there’s more violence in their advertising and marketing…But in terms of serious injuries, it seems safer than boxing” (Schultz).
Injuries aside, one of the most brutal aspects of boxing is the standing 8 count. A standing 8 count is given to a fighter that is knocked down. Basically, if you get plastered and you fall you have 8 seconds to get up and prove youÂ’re ok to fight. If it is a slip it usually isnÂ’t counted as a knockdown, and they donÂ’t receive a standing 8 count. The issue lies in the fact that a small amount of guys that are actually knocked down and manage to get up actually come back from that and win the fight. You can get knocked down 2 times in one round and still get up to receive more punishment. Repetitively, you can get knocked down 2 times every round, and if you donÂ’t fall down a third time in that round, then it resets the next round instead of giving you a TKO loss. Now, this rule is ok given that sometimes you slip and fall, you get caught off guard and fall down from a punch, or you just really arenÂ’t that injured, but in most cases this is not the case.
Mixed martial arts does not carry a standing 8 count rule. There are several ways to lose a fight in MMA. There is always the classic knockout or technical knockout. You can tap out or basically submit. This is from things like chokes, arm bars, or leg manipulations. When it comes to KOÂ’s and TKOÂ’s, if you even look like youÂ’re out the ref will step in and call the fight. If youÂ’re on the ground getting beat up, he will stop the fight. If youÂ’re too bloody, and the blood is affecting your vision, he will stop the fight. The referees in MMA have nothing but the fighterÂ’s safety in mind. Many fighters protest when a ref calls a fight, but they donÂ’t give the fighter any leeway. If the ref says youÂ’re done, youÂ’re done. Just to reiterate, in boxing, you can get your rear handed to you to where you get dropped 2 times each round as long as you stand up and pretend youÂ’re ok. If you donÂ’t fall down that third time, then you can continue fighting. Brutal isnÂ’t it?
In relation to the ref stopping a fight, another major reason MMA is safer than boxing is the length of the fights. In MMA, there are several different round setups. Most use three 5 minute rounds, or five 5 minute rounds for championship fights. Boxing is a quite a bit different. Most boxing matches are typically eight, ten, or twelve 3 minute rounds; some championship fights even extending to an amazing 15 rounds to 25 rounds. A typical 15 round championship boxing match is still 20 minutes longer than a 5 round championship MMA fight. I did my own research on this by taking fight counts, finish counts, and round counts from boxing and 4 MMA organizations. The results were less than surprising to me, but may shock the casual fan. In my data I took detailed records of the first 5 rounds of boxing matches because 5 rounds of boxing is equal to the maximum length of a standard MMA fight of three 5 minute rounds. Of the fights in the UFC that I took data from, 39% of the fights ended in the first 5 minutes, or the first round. In the trial period I took from boxing, only 34% of the fights ended before the 5th round 5% of which were first round (MMAmadness.com). A whopping 66 % of all the boxing matches lasted longer than a full MMA match would (Boxing on About.com). On top of that, during the trial period, there were 198 boxing matches that ended in decision, meaning there would be as many as 8, 10, 12, or even 15 rounds. That means of the 295 fights that lasted longer than 5 rounds in boxing, two out of every three fights lasted the entire match length (Boxing on About.com). In combining all the results from MMA together and matching them against the boxing results, I found that 72% of MMA fights ended before the 3rd round, or within the first 10 minutes. In boxing, only 22% of boxing matches ended in that same 10 minute period (MMAmadness.com) (Boxing on About.com). This proves most boxing matches are longer and certainly grueling.
As an example of how grueling a boxing match can get, compare one of each fight. The latest Oscar De La Hoya fight from May 3, 2008 vs. Steve Forbes matches up good with Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva from 12/29/07 at UFC 79. Both matches went their respected full times. The MMA match, Chuck vs. Wanderlei, is a match between 2 strikers who donÂ’t spend time rolling around on the ground, so it is as close to boxing statistics as you could get. There were only 3 takedowns in the entire fight. In the MMA fight, Chuck Liddell landed 77 of 160 punches, while Wanderlei landed 59 out of 171 punches (Compustrike). In comparison, Oscar De La Hoya landed 253 out of an amazing 810 punches thrown, and Steve Forbes landed 152 out of 776 punches thrown (Compubox online). Keep in mind, the larger portion of those punches thrown in the boxing match were head shots. Even an MMA match between 2 guys that just like to throw their fists canÂ’t compare to the ferocity of a boxing match.
If demonstrating how many punches are thrown didnÂ’t change your view at all, just have a look at the death records. Over the course of MMAÂ’s existence, there are only 2 deaths reported and recorded. Sam Vasquez was the only fighter to die from injuries sustained in a sanctioned MMA fight (Sievert). Douglas Dedge was the other fighter to die from injuries in an MMA fight. His fight was in the Ukraine, however his bout was unsanctioned. There was a great amount of speculation that he had a pre-existing condition that resulted in his catastrophic death. Even the guys that trained with him here in the United States recounted the numerous times he would blackout and lose vision in training (Hall).
Compared to MMA, fatalities from boxing is in a whole different league. Worldwide, since just the year 2000, a total of 527 professional boxers have lost their lives. 116 professional boxers have died in the United States since the inception of the UFC in 1993. According to the Journal of Combative SportÂ’s Manuel Velazquez Boxing Fatality Report, death from ring injuries is most likely to occur during the fourth, sixth, eighth, tenth, and twelfth rounds (Svinth 10). The bulk of these deaths were reported as being caused by acute subdural hematoma, or internal bleeding in the dura of the brain (Svinth 13).
As you can very well see, boxing is far more brutal than MMA because of the strikes, because of the standing 8 count, and because the fights last longer. Because of these things, there are more deaths, and far more long-term and life threatening injuries to boxers. Blood in MMA is only a marketing tool, and is never a danger to the fighter. This reminds me of the phrase, “Never judge a book by its cover.” In avoiding it because you assume it’s too violent, you miss being a fan of one of the most engaging and exciting sports in the entire world, Mixed Martial Arts.
Not sure who to credit for this excellent story, I just found it in one of my files from long ago...
Posted by: ProCannonFodder at June 18, 2010 09:21 PM (YfM0R)
So you would rather have a kick to the head? Not buying it. There are not that many ex-fighters that are known to be punch drunk. This is a myth.
This is not a myth.
The way it works is this: when your head gets knocked back and forth, the intertia, and your brain bouncing around in your skull, severs it's arterial lining, which leads to blood deprivation and minor hemoraging.
This causes brain damage.
The way this happens isn't so much with 1 hit - a hit that hard would just crush your skull. It's the back and forth, left and right, prolonged jerking.
In MMA, if you get rocked, semi-unconcious, mild concussion, the fight is over. If you go out AT ALL the ref's call it, even if you snap back to right away and try to get back up.
If you go only half-out, the other guy jumps on you and keeps hitting... and the ref's call it. You go home and you heal up.
But in boxing, you get a 10 count. You recover. Then you get rocked again. Then recover. Then rocked again. This is what screws your brain. It's better to take 5 hits to your head right now, and then go sit down, then have 1 hit, recover, 1 hit, recover, 1 hit, recover, 15 times.
It doesn't happen from 1 hit. It's much healther to just get hit once and go down unconcious from a big hit (so long as, you know... within limits.. not smashing your skull with a sledgehammer) then it is to take a bunch of minor hits. The minor hits you'll suffer through and soldier on... but all that twisting has an effect. The effect is much more subtle, but more prolongued, and more damaging in the long run.
As for the boxing gloves.. I cannot say if they make getting hit in the head worse for your health or not.
But they certainly do not make it better. Gloves are to protect hands, not heads. That is true.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 09:24 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: Pelayo at June 18, 2010 09:25 PM (QLmzi)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:26 PM (pLdM/)
Re: skill. I understand these are 2 different sports, but if one of these athletes could make it to the top in boxing, I guarantee you thats where they would be because of the money.
I don't think so dude.
The big UFC guys make big bucks. Maybe more than boxing. Get your facts updated on that maybe.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 09:27 PM (eL+YD)
Re: where the 7 is, check out my previous comments on this thread. The $ is leaving boxing (and a few other sports) and going to MMA.
UFC (just 1 company - albeit by far the largest in MMA) is making more $ than all of boxing supposedly. Surpassing hockey supposedly? And that's not including fighter endorsements.
The Chuck Lidell name and probably a few other MMA names out there are bigger than any current boxer now, yeah.. or no? I may be out of my element but my guess is that Chuck Lidell can sell more beers or razor blades than a current boxer?
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:28 PM (GC6PQ)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 09:28 PM (Epj2t)
Come on, I wrestled, broken limbs are rare and the point is to pin the other dude.
But ok then, if you want, people watch MMA for the big puffy pillow fights.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 19, 2010 01:20 AM (T0bhq)
And you think the point in MMA is to make the other guy bleed?
I'm sorry we've upset you by preferring the bloodsport that is MMA to the sweet science of boxing. Clearly it requires much more skill to learn to punch a guy in the head and the body and defend against those than it is to learn to punch a guy, kick a guy, knock him to the ground and get him to submit and defend against all those possibilities.
The thing is I don't think a MMA fighter would do good in boxing. I don't think a boxer would do particularly good in MMA either. Sort of like expecting someone that is a black belt in Karate to do well in a Judo competition.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:29 PM (oVQFe)
Listen, I am not trying to knock MMA for the people that like it, but you are not going to convince me that it isn't inherently more dangerous than boxing, unless of course its been watered down or the matches are rigged.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 09:35 PM (T0bhq)
Fighting sucks. You win, you get nightmares. You lose, who knows. I say run away (however, I will deal with the fucking nightmares if I can't run away).
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 09:36 PM (Epj2t)
The Chuck Lidell name and probably a few other MMA names out there are bigger than any current boxer now, yeah.. or no? I may be out of my element but my guess is that Chuck Lidell can sell more beers or razor blades than a current boxer?
Posted by: Hoss at June 19, 2010 01:28 AM (GC6PQ)
Nah the big names in boxing are still bigger. I think the big difference is like the last superfight chance went to hell because one of the guys was demanding some ridiculous number of blood tests. And that's the thing with boxing, it too many promotions and the big names aren't fighting eachother. And they have what one fight a year? Maybe 2?
In MMA the big name fights that people want to see are going to happen or they will try to get them to happen. People want a Emmelianko/Lesnar fight. Dana White wants that fight too, and he'll try hard to get it done, within reason. But the fighters within the promotions are going to fight and they're not going to try to protect records or pad win counts and undefeated streaks. And they are going to fight too. Barring injuries I think most fighters end up doing at least 3 fights per year. That's a lot more than the big name boxers.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:37 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:38 PM (pLdM/)
Vitor Belfort who was a strong, fast puncher went into pro boxing briefly...
Wikipedia: "On April 11, 2006 Vitor fought in his pro boxing debut against Josemario Neves. Belfort won by TKO within the first minute after knocking his opponent down three times. This has been his sole venture into the sport of professional boxing so far."
And the Mike Tyson speculations - him getting in the ring post Pride?-fight with Bob Sapp talking trash ready to fight.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 09:39 PM (GC6PQ)
Listen, I am not trying to knock MMA for the people that like it, but you are not going to convince me that it isn't inherently more dangerous than boxing, unless of course its been watered down or the matches are rigged.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 19, 2010 01:35 AM (T0bhq)
You mean unless its like boxing? And blood is no longer a marketing tool that I can see. I wonder how long ago that thing was written.
But no you're not going to knock MMA by calling it a bloodsport and that's the only reason people like it. Nope that's not knocking it at all. Oh and the only reason to watch wrestling is in the hopes of seeing someone's leg snap.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 09:41 PM (oVQFe)
Yes, thats why people watch.
I'm sorry we've upset you by preferring the bloodsport that is MMA to the sweet science of boxing.
I'm not upset, I thought the point of the post was MMA vs. Boxing.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 09:42 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:42 PM (pLdM/)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:44 PM (pLdM/)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 09:45 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:47 PM (pLdM/)
You'll not convince me that MMA isn't less dangerous than boxing because it is. Facts is facts whether you like em or not.
But: Who cares?
I thought MMA was awesome back in the early 90's when Royce was rolling everybody and punching them in the nuts.
Seriously, if the track records objectively show that the injuries (and fatalities) are no worse than any other sport including football and hockey, what business is it? In fact... if the track records show that ... it pretty much proves otherwise.
But if it's a "brutal" "blood sport", again, within those limits, so what?
It's not fatal. It's not more injurius than football. The people are entering it voluntarily of their own free will.
I never understood the douchebags trying to ban it back in the day (like John McAmnesty, god I hate that guy). Damn nannies.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 09:47 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 09:50 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 09:53 PM (pLdM/)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 09:55 PM (T0bhq)
And what is this obsession with "blood" in "blood sports".
Ohhh no, the guy bleeds. Externally.
So much worse than bleeding internally? Do you watch boxing for the bruises? Or the concussions? The black-outs?
Are these somehow less injurious than a superficial cut?
You can beat the crap out of a guy and it's OK but if he gets a scratch it becomes morally reprehensible?
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 09:55 PM (eL+YD)
But they're not staging it like they used to, which was frankly, "hey, pay $40 and see if someone dies."
That was bullshit back then too.
Nobody died.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 09:57 PM (eL+YD)
A fishhook is carny shit, but it works in a street fight. I used it on a guy once after hitting him with a ten pound Orbitron dumbell. (So? He started it.)
I read about a great wrestler back in Greco-Roman times who was famous for breaking fingers.
Some of that stuff might help in an alleyway, but I'd rather not see it on TV.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 09:58 PM (7eWcr)
But they're not staging it like they used to, which was frankly, "hey, pay $40 and see if someone dies."
I remember when the advertising made it feel like that, the "barely legal" feeling. I think that's what they were going for.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 10:00 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:03 PM (5whhh)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:04 PM (5whhh)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at June 18, 2010 10:06 PM (Epj2t)
This is the old days, before all the rules (which you will notice).
Tell me how this is "human cockfighting" and a "bloodsport".
I think Kimo was bleeding a bit from his forehead at the very end but not much.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:06 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:07 PM (5whhh)
>>>I remember when the advertising made it feel like that, the "barely legal" feeling. I think that's what they were going for.
They were but it's not that anymore. It's a sport.
It was a sport back then too.
That was advertising.
Seriously that Kimo vs. Gracie fight is 4 minutes long and looks a lot like a modern UFC fight, but with a couple of differences which you can probably spot.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:07 PM (eL+YD)
I mentioned way upthread, Ace, the last time I saw it was in the 90's, the cockfighting days. The way they packaged it was kinda scary. I don't mean to leave the impression I think it's like that now. I intend to take a look.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2010 10:09 PM (7eWcr)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:09 PM (5whhh)
You think someone's screwed and -- wham -- he does something brilliant to prove you wrong. It happens more often in MMA because there are more chess pieces on the board so to speak.
And re: UCF: they designed fights / # and length of rounds to pack the most entertainment in a compact time frame.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 10:11 PM (GC6PQ)
Blood is blood, happens in almost all sports including wimpy pussy basketball.
I think you are misunderstanding. I am not a big race car fan, but I used to hear some people say that other people went to the race just to see a crash. Now I knew this wasn't true for the 99% of race fans.
But I get the feeling (yes, anecdotal) from the people I have met that like MMA that they "lust" for it like some "finish him" video game. Ace says its not a high percentage of the audience, I need more evidence.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 10:14 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:15 PM (5whhh)
Have you ever seen the fights Ace? Watch em. I linked a 4 minute fight above. Don't just take the ad copy as gospel. Since when is marketing ever gospel?
It's a mix - half of it looks a lot like modern UFC but with key differences.
The other half looks like bad late 80's early 90's comedy. There were some goofballs.. people coming in from dojos with their Flying Crane kungfu bullshit thinking it would be as effective as Sensei told them it would be but it wasn't.
And the fighters really weren't of the same caliber.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:16 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:16 PM (5whhh)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 10:17 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:18 PM (5whhh)
But I get the feeling (yes, anecdotal) from the people I have met that like MMA that they "lust" for it like some "finish him" video game. Ace says its not a high percentage of the audience, I need more evidence.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 19, 2010 02:14 AM (T0bhq)
How about all the people here that have said they enjoy it. Any of us say that we like it for the blood and we want to see it?
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 10:20 PM (oVQFe)
a full kick to the head of a grounded person could easily kill someone or cause him permanent brain damage and you know it.
In some situations yes. I don't have a problem with that rule. It's a good rule. I don't want to see people die.
But in other situations... it's kinda like a full kick to the head when he's standing too. So not having that rule (like I think Pride didn't) isn't like they're just trying to kill people.
Nobody died. Even with that rule in the UFC, and in other MMA venues like Pride.
The proof is in the pudding. You can argue with the statistics I guess but they really say it all. No matter what seems like what.
Anyway, watch those 2 links. It will take 8 minutes. Nobody dies, I promise. Nobody even gets hurt bad.
The way they packaged it was kinda scary.
Packaging.
Watch those 2 links.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:21 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:21 PM (5whhh)
... back then when the fight promoters pitted people WAY out of weight class, and had bouncers fighting martial artists and people didn't know Gracie defensive guard techniques -- that was some negligently dangerous stuff (except for, basically, the Gracies who knew how to deal with just about anything that came at them.)
But even the most callous viewer couldn't go into a fight without thinking, jeezus, something really awful could happen...
Now it's not like that. Now you see some of the most well trained athletes in the world square off.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 10:22 PM (GC6PQ)
Sure, if you show me a fight in which these brutish things DON'T happen it will look like real MMA. Because it is real MMA -- it's the good stuff without the dangerous and cheap shit.
Actually the first fight I linked has a headbutt, a knee to the groin, and hair pulling.
Royce Gracie was a dirty bastard.
Still doesn't look that much different on the whole.
I'm not saying they should repeal the "no hair pulling rule". It's a fine rule. I like modern UFC, it is better in many ways.
But that's not at all to say the old one (or other MMA tournaments) should have been banned.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:24 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: MrMosis at June 18, 2010 10:24 PM (o4inB)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 18, 2010 10:26 PM (7eWcr)
And, we may have a cultural aversion to "dirty" fighting like pulling hair as somehow less honorable then punching a dude in the face...
But it's not like a serious deadly injury. And neither is a fishhook.
I'm not arguing they should allow these things... but if fighters (and a league) did want to, then they want to, we don't need to outlaw them. It doesn't make it "human cockfighting" cuz someone got his hair pulled.
Giving homeless people monkey wrenches, that perhaps, is human cockfighting.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:26 PM (eL+YD)
that was some negligently dangerous stuff
Hoss, you can say that all day long and everyone seems to feel that way.
But none of that 'gone terribly wrong' shit ever happened so it's just wrong. Empirically. You've got tested results.
There were refs. They kept things within reason.
It's like the bit about people saying if everyone had guns, we'd all shoot each other over parking lot disputes.
It seems like it would happen... and yet, it doesn't. It just doesn't.
It's people leaping to unwarranted conclusions.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:32 PM (eL+YD)
I'll watch some fight you want me to sample.
Here's the deal. I have showtime, flicked by the strikeforce a few times, never lasted more that a few minutes, generally because I see them throw a jab and it is nowhere close to the skill of a pro-boxer, or I see them wrestle and know that a college wrestler never would allow such a cheap takedown. So ok, mma lets you do all of these things which I guess is the draw, jack of all trades, expert at none kind of thing. So thats my take on the post of boxing vs mma and why I prefer boxing
I guess I touched a nerve calling it a bloodsport. Now one time last year I flicked by and saw some guy had another guy in some weird hold and I thought ok, how is he going to get out of this, and he takes his elbow and rips it across this guys face and opens this huge gash and as the guy falls back this guy starts beating the crap out of him while the crowd grabs the fence and cheers, and then the ref stopped it. Last time I watched.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 10:38 PM (T0bhq)
My point is just that really dangerous stuff can happen when you have people who don't know how to properly defend themselves, or they are way mis-matched in other ways like weight and/or experience.
That's what really separates the early days of MMA from now.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 10:40 PM (GC6PQ)
A big part of it is the refs.
When you're in a professional fight you literally put your life in the ref's hand.
With modern UFC rules or with boxing rules, if the ref doesn't do his shit, you can wind up dead - same as you might die in football or hockey or that one guy died in WWF wrestling when a stunt failed and fell.
But with a good ref doing his job, even with the old UFC rules, nobody gets killed, nobody gets maimed for life.
The proof is in the pudding. I think the vast majority of the rule changes (maybe not all - you should be able to head butt) have been good changes. Undeniably they have been great for the sport.
But despite it's seedy marketing material, it wasn't some horrendous inhumane activity that needed to be outlawed.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:45 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: MrMosis at June 18, 2010 10:45 PM (o4inB)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:46 PM (A4Jwx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2010 10:47 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: MrMosis at June 18, 2010 10:52 PM (o4inB)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:52 PM (A4Jwx)
nowhere close to the skill of a pro-boxer, or I see them wrestle and know that a college wrestler never would allow such a cheap takedown.
Um, depends on who you're watching. Not everybody is the champ. Some guys are rookies.
On wrestling, yes, there are pro-level wrestlers (real ones), Abu Dhabi champs and olympic gold medal wrestlers wrestling in UFC. The wrestling is pro caliber.
The striking? It's getting better, it's been getting better. It is probably not at the champion boxing level yet, but some of the better strikers these days are getting damn close.
But not every fight you see is neccessarily going to have a good striker in it, or a good wrestler... or even a good MMA fighter.
Watch a championship fight and you'll see 2 good fighters.
Posted by: Entropy at June 18, 2010 10:52 PM (eL+YD)
@Guy Fawkes "jack of all trades." Well what sometimes happens (especially earlier on in MMA before folks trained to be well rounded at an early age) is that you have a world class wrestler, or striker, or jujitsu guy who trains like mad to get the other parts of his game up to snuff -- but often 1 or 2 areas iare superior to the others.
Ie, there will be weak links when the weapons are so abundant.
That actually adds to the interest I think. How does a guy whose primary training = olympic gold medal wrestler (but who has learned other weapons) fare against a striker whiz or a take down guru or a ground-game pretzel king?
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 10:53 PM (GC6PQ)
I think it highly unlikely I could get into the sport. Especially since my wife wouldn't allow it, and she allows me to do almost anything. But kids and all.
Now I would like to try that handgun shooting off the moving chair on topshot last week, that seems like a kick.
PS - up above, wasn't looking for "white trash", more of a "video game desensitized freak".
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 10:54 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:56 PM (A4Jwx)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 10:57 PM (A4Jwx)
No, I am not saying that. I am saying the resulting crowd reaction wasn't standing and cheering, or saying oh man thats brutal, or wow amazing move, it was seriously like a pack of wild dogs ready to lap up the blood after the pack dog finishes a kill. I seriously watched the crowd faces on the replay, because of the reaction, plus there was a chick with huge boobs.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 11:01 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 11:03 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2010 11:03 PM (A4Jwx)
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 11:06 PM (GC6PQ)
And I agree, I would have to be in an actual mma crowd to really guage what their reaction is, but thats unlikely to happen.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 18, 2010 11:11 PM (T0bhq)
MMA is $-making genius because you often get that fulfillment much more immediately & vividly compared to 12 rounds of boxing or 500 miles around a track.
Posted by: Hoss at June 18, 2010 11:13 PM (GC6PQ)
I like your website. I like it a lot. Let me be clear: I like your website. It makes me smarter. Where else could I get an in depth analysis of MMA v boxing and read and understand PhD level dissertations on civics and economics? We emulate what we like and what makes sense to us. Your site lets me question and strengthen my own perceptions of this world. Also, the comments you allow here are priceless. Some of the funniest, most astute stuff I've ever read. Let me be clear - I will pay for this. Just give me some time. Oh- IGJAG - "instant genius, just add google" (I coined that acronym). That should become as well known as LOL. Seen first here on AoSHQ. That's my contribution until I can shake out some money for you, Sir.
Let me be clear: Thanks!
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Posted by: tahDeetz at June 19, 2010 12:01 AM (kdWrX)
Last Saturday, I found myself in a sports bar in the Twin Cities (probably for the first time in 15 years), and it happened to be UFC night.
I'd never watched it before, and I was sort of getting into it, but I was more watching the crowd.
Several young couples were up at the bar, and the ladies would sort of cringe, and look away.
One of the young men leans over to me and confides:
"They act like they don't like it, but it gets the chicks really horny."
So, I'm definitely a bigger fan than I was.
Posted by: notropis at June 19, 2010 12:26 AM (sBRIy)
Posted by: tahDeetz at June 19, 2010 12:52 AM (kdWrX)
Watching Fedor Emelianenko on a good day is like rereading Sun Tzu in a good translation: you can learn a lot.
Posted by: Thorvald at June 19, 2010 03:52 AM (oNElW)
@38 - Actually I think it's a repeat, in almost all details, of a post I did write 24 months ago.
But since then I've learned... well, almost nothing.
F'n INTEGRITY. That's why we come here.
@ 280 ". . . and so on shouldn't be permitted."
Reply, in general, to many similar sentiments in the thread - You don't like the rules, don't get in the ring. Don't tell me I'm wrong to like the rules. Like someone else said, it's like outlawing salt on food.
In fighting sports, and most sports, the rules prevent things that make sense. Otherwise, you wouldn't need a rule. It annoys me to see some wonderful opportunity not taken because "the rules" say you can't do that. That's why I don't like boxing, or soccer, or Tae Kwon Do - too many rules. I like to watch MMA because it limits things less, allows more creativity on the part of the fighters. Doesn't mean anyone else is wrong for liking boxing. Soccer fans are still wrong, though.
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Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 19, 2010 06:02 AM (wd0Iq)
I think my fiance's brother in law is in something like this. Still local but he's developing a rep that has resulted in several fighters backing out when they found out he was their competition in a match.
Posted by: Mark at June 19, 2010 07:00 AM (l7hW9)
Been a long-time lurker, and amused to see a post by Ace on MMA. I, as it so happens, train Brazilian jiu jitsu. A half dozen of the guys that I train with compete in MMA fights, three of whom have several pro fights under their belts. That said, here are my thoughts...
1. BJJ can be useful as protection, but is ultimately a sport. It will work great one-on-one. Almost all real fights end on the ground, and the jiu jitsu training will come in handy. If you're facing multiple opponents, you want something like JKD. Protection against multiple opponents is not just Hollywood stuff.
2. Some MMA fighters develop bad attitudes, but others are as nice as can be. The best fighter at my gym is the most humble, friendly guy that you'll ever meet. I've had the chance to meet Matt "Meathead" Mitrione and he's like a teddy bear.
3. A significant number of the folks who compete in combat sports are conservative. So, uh, show a little support, morons.
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Posted by: Ed Harris at June 19, 2010 12:25 PM (upAvk)
Outside of Hollywood, strong kicks are pretty much always delivered with the shin, not the foot. Your shin bone is as strong as an axe handle, whereas if you kicked somebody hard in the head with the top of your foot, you'd tear tendons in your ankle.
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