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September 20, 2010

MNF Thread: Saints vs. 49ers
— Ace

Posted by: Ace at 04:47 PM | Comments (102)
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1 Freakin Redskins lost yesterday after being up 27-10...shoot me.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 04:48 PM (V/EYZ)

2 I approve.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 04:50 PM (BP6Z1)

3 I think you should have used an image of Margaret Cho ...

Posted by: Kenny Powers at September 20, 2010 04:50 PM (JsEev)

4 49ers started off with a bang. Singletary's gonna go ballistic at halftime.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 04:50 PM (BP6Z1)

5 Decadence!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 04:50 PM (c0A3e)

6 She's probably a San Francisco libtard, but she has a great rack!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (sORkL)

7 Lay off Margaret Cho. She provides a valuable service for our nation and I've got tapes of her stand-up all over my house. You've probably got them in yours as well.

Posted by: Colon Powell at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (w9BEi)

8 At least this cheerleader doesn't have an Ewok coming out of her smurf.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 04:53 PM (aaULJ)

9 That snap before the safety was a thing of beauty. Don't see that very often.

Posted by: TheresaD at September 20, 2010 04:54 PM (K9XK2)

10 Since she's from San Francisco, I think I've got a shot with her just based on the demographics of her city.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 04:54 PM (oVQFe)

11 Kratos, you know how I know you're ghey? heh

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2010 04:54 PM (f4TZ2)

12 Posted by: Mr. Pink

Heh. I thought of you yesterday. In a LMAO sense, of course! (Said the Cowboys fan)

Posted by: TheresaD at September 20, 2010 04:55 PM (K9XK2)

13 At least this girl won't have to worry about back problems later in life, unlike that Dallas one.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2010 04:56 PM (f4TZ2)

14 NO. Only I provide a great service to this nation. Don't you appreciate this time that you are getting from me, an American icon?

Posted by: Kenny Powers at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (JsEev)

15 Since she's from San Francisco, I think I've got a shot with her just based on the demographics of her city.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 08:54 PM (oVQFe)

You know why the blondes in San Francisco don't wear mini skirts?

Because their balls will show.

Posted by: Dom Irrerra at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (w9BEi)

16 Hmm, this woman is obviously sucking in her gut! And one of her eyes is smaller than the other...

Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:58 PM (8GYOu)

17 17 Hmm, this woman is obviously sucking in her gut! And one of her eyes is smaller than the other...

Right. And I can see the surgical scar from her 10 liposuctions.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (c0A3e)

18 17 Hmm, this woman is obviously sucking in her gut! And one of her eyes is smaller than the other...

Psst, we don't care!

Posted by: Men at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (sORkL)

19 Looks like someone smacked her under the bra or are those her ribs?

Posted by: Kemp at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (AQxTm)

20 Hey, knock off the nit-picking! Next thing you know someone will saw she dabbled in witchcraft!!!

Posted by: Men at September 20, 2010 05:02 PM (sORkL)

21 I give this cheerleader a 6. Yes, a 6. Come on, AOS can do better than this...

Posted by: joejm65 at September 20, 2010 05:02 PM (QEi6M)

22 ^{17
Hmm, this woman is obviously sucking in her gut! And one of her eyes is smaller than the other...} ^{Posted by: runningrn}

Meow?

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 05:02 PM (aaULJ)

23 I just hope shes not the ghey, she's from SF. That would be sad.

Posted by: Kemp at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (AQxTm)

24 Is there a cheerleader pic? Do I need to upgrade my browser or something?

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (SwkdU)

25 She's the only one in the 49'r organization that might score tonight...

-J

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (93u0a)

26 This cheerleader is dabbling in my pants.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (YX6i/)

27 25 I just hope shes not the ghey, she's from SF. That would be sad.

Sad . . . and hot!

Posted by: Algore at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (sORkL)

28 ^{23
I give this cheerleader a 6. Yes, a 6. Come on, AOS can do better than this...} ^{Posted by: joejm65}

I'll give her 10.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 05:04 PM (aaULJ)

29 Kemp, it's likely a tranny.

Posted by: Editor at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (YX6i/)

30 Where's that FSU girl from Saturday?

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (u3Zi5)

"If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen." Those are the words from 58-year-old Zeituni Onyango of Kenya in a recent exclusive interview with WBZ-TV.

That girl can't dance - are they hiring? Is there public housing in SF?

Posted by: aunti zeituni at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (1UEyn)

32 I'll eat the peanut butter out of her smurf!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (aaULJ)

To quote Monty -

"I would hit that so hard that who ever pulled me off would be crowned the King of England"

Posted by: Roadking at September 20, 2010 05:06 PM (JpfXc)

34 "If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen President." Those are the words from 58-year-old Zeituni Onyango of Kenya in a recent exclusive interview with WBZ-TV.

FIFY

Posted by: Dr. Jerome Corsi at September 20, 2010 05:07 PM (w9BEi)

35 Anyone got Kenny McKinley from Denver? PFT is reporting he killed himself. I think he was on IR.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (u3Zi5)

36 32 Where's that FSU girl from Saturday? Posted by: USS Diversity

She's busy looking into some things.

Posted by: Brett Favre's Crocs Socks at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (aaULJ)

Meow?

No, I run with a lot of girls who are a lot hotter than this chick. I have no problems acknowledging beautiful women. I just don't think she's attractive.

Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (8GYOu)

38 I'd eat the corn from her poo . . . as long as it was good for carbon credits.

Posted by: Algore at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (sORkL)

39 I'd hit it...with the Blade of Olympus.

Nice interception!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 05:09 PM (c0A3e)

40 She's cute. I like her.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (Wh0W+)

41 I'm not going to tell you fuckers again....stop posting pictures of my wife on this site.
How bout' those Vikings?? *snicker*....Go FavRea!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (azgo2)

42 Shouldn't we be double dipping on the cheerleader photos in recognition of the double dip recession?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 20, 2010 05:13 PM (L8kaT)

43 Thanks NFL for the scheduling. This game should be moved to ESPN 8 "The Ocho" so we can rerun Sunday's NASCAR race.

Posted by: ESPN at September 20, 2010 05:14 PM (YJgUl)

44 Although I have him on another team, I have to hope Crabtree gets virtually shut out for me to win a game in fantasy this week. (I'd need Vernon Davis to get an obscene amount of points for me to win with the team that has Crabtree.)

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:14 PM (BP6Z1)

45 I'll give her 10. Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 09:04 PM She barely has a chest. There's no camel toe. She obviously has a gut. I don't know. I hope Dave in Texas had nothing to do with this photo.

Posted by: joejm65 at September 20, 2010 05:15 PM (QEi6M)

46 Show of hands. How many of the morons know who Lucy Pinder is?

Mr. Y-not was able to discern the difference between said Pinder being and Tim Tebow's friend (who happens to be a girl but is apparently just a friend).

I would like to know why.

Posted by: Y-not is slightly drunk and somewhat jealous at September 20, 2010 05:15 PM (osFsP)

47 In more important news, Daniel Bryan is your new United States Champion!

Posted by: Truman North at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (HLGCA)

48 You guys are a bunch of wankers!

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (BP6Z1)

49 Rachel wants to stick me between those two succulent sweater-cows.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow's Penis at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (xbUuD)

50 My prediction for final score 44 - 3 Saints

Posted by: rawmuse at September 20, 2010 05:17 PM (mxUbm)

51 I have a fantasy...I hope anyone that spends more than 5 minutes a week on Fantasy Football dies a horrible death....because you deserve it.....

Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2010 05:18 PM (azgo2)

52 To the bat cave - stat!!! (fap, fap, fap, eleventy!)

Posted by: bat man happy meal toy at September 20, 2010 05:19 PM (1UEyn)

53 Posted by: Truman North at September 20, 2010 09:16 PM (HLGCA)
The Underwater Basket Weaving final was tonight????
Goddamit I missed it again!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2010 05:19 PM (azgo2)

54 12 Kratos, you know how I know you're ghey?

I eat kettle chips and drink Juicy Juice on occasion?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 05:20 PM (c0A3e)

>>>Show of hands. How many of the morons know who Lucy Pinder is?

*sitting on handse - typzing with i; mty nose*

Posted by: Roadking at September 20, 2010 05:20 PM (JpfXc)

56 Anyone watching THE EVENT?

Posted by: Kenny Powers at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (JsEev)

57 uhmm has anyone else noticed the obvious bulge in this womans skirt?

Posted by: robtr at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (fwSHf)

58 By the way, those men in the crowd cheering on the Niners are paid extras.

Posted by: ESPN at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (YJgUl)

59 Lucy Pinder.

Who?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 05:24 PM (c0A3e)

60 Kratos,
http://www.lucypinder.info/

Her pic in a tan bikini is sometimes attributed to being the big chested gal (posted here a few days ago) who is supposedly his g.f. (but isn't actually... she's just a friend from college).

So I learn.

I needed to look it up, but for some reason Mr. Y-not already had all this titty related knowledge at his disposal.

Posted by: Y-not is slightly drunk and somewhat jealous at September 20, 2010 05:27 PM (osFsP)

61 55 I have a fantasy...I hope anyone that spends more than 5 minutes a week on Fantasy Football dies a horrible death....because you deserve it.....

Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2010 09:18 PM (azgo2)

--Sounds more like a complaint.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:29 PM (BP6Z1)

62 OK, I didn't know who Lucy Pinder is, but now I do--32G? Goodness! The girl has foot long cleavage! She does have a really pretty face.

Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:29 PM (8GYOu)

63 @68
But you're a moronette, right?

Why would my husband have this knowledge?

I'm thinking I have some kind of bribe gift coming my way. Either that or I start ordering firefighter calendars.

Posted by: Y-not is slightly drunk and somewhat jealous at September 20, 2010 05:32 PM (osFsP)

64 Arg.

Posted by: Y-not is slightly drunk and somewhat jealous at September 20, 2010 05:35 PM (osFsP)

65 Cool, Crabtree is still off the boxscore.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:36 PM (BP6Z1)

66 #66 Her pic in a tan bikini is sometimes attributed to being the big chested gal (posted here a few days ago) who is supposedly his g.f. (but isn't actually... she's just a friend from college).

I just have one word to say...

Decadent!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 20, 2010 05:40 PM (c0A3e)

67 Reggie's looking better today.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2010 05:41 PM (osFsP)

68 Lucy Pinder. I recall the name. I think she is a politician in England or something like that. Yeah, a politician.

Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 05:43 PM (q08oe)

69 Man Bush got pasted.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 20, 2010 05:44 PM (u3Zi5)

70 The new Corona ads blow.

Really, blow.

Morons.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2010 05:44 PM (osFsP)

71 _{re: Lucy Pinder...}

*sproinnnnnggggg!*

Posted by: Blade of Olmpus at September 20, 2010 05:44 PM (jyk8y)

72 Unlike the cheerleader in the pic, this game will not be pretty.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 20, 2010 05:46 PM (DKlWL)

73 What is that lump/hump/bump under her skirt!?

oh
wait...
this is San Fransisco...

ew.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at September 20, 2010 05:48 PM (a7vFy)

74 Also, I thought all the morons would be watching the reboot of Hawaii 5 0 tonight. Who'd not want to see Grace Park in a skimpy bikini?

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 20, 2010 05:52 PM (DKlWL)

75
Yep, she's a tranny! It's got a dick!

Posted by: Fish at September 20, 2010 05:54 PM (v1gw3)

From the neck down is perfect. But, that face ain't natural.

Posted by: qzy at September 20, 2010 05:56 PM (fMzcT)

77 Anyone get the sensation that the Saints are just toying with the 49ers like a cat with a mouse cricket?

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 06:03 PM (BP6Z1)

78 That's not a dick. She forgot to remove the female sexual device.

Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 06:04 PM (q08oe)

79 @50 Show of hands. How many of the morons know who Lucy Pinder is? ---- Didn't he play withThe Moody Blues ?

Posted by: jbarntt at September 20, 2010 06:09 PM (Qx4db)

80 @26 Is there a cheerleader pic? Do I need to upgrade my browser or something? --- If you're using Lynx, you might want to try a different one.

Posted by: jbarntt at September 20, 2010 06:11 PM (Qx4db)

50 Show of hands. How many of the morons know who Lucy Pinder is?

3 hands up here. Oh, one not a hand.

Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 06:11 PM (q08oe)

82 Not good.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2010 06:33 PM (osFsP)

83 Just read that a Denver Broncos player (McKinley, and fourth-string WR) has committed suicide.

R.I.P. (Condolences, Delta Smelt)

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 06:37 PM (BP6Z1)

84 @96
That's sad.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2010 06:39 PM (osFsP)

85 97 @96
That's sad.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2010 10:39 PM (osFsP)

--Yeah, and recall that on New Year's Eve 2006 Darrent Williams, a CB of theirs, was murdered as well. Looking like a star-struck team.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 06:48 PM (BP6Z1)

86 I used to comment here on games of World Cup in Africa.( I'm from Brazil ) Now I'm back here to ask you guys who hate Soccer and the fact that "our culture" is rushing and trashing your country : Can you log on Twitter and check the Trending Topics of Brazil or Sao Paulo? Yeah, we are now crazy about YOUR Football and #NFLnaESPN is always trending when we have NFL games on TV. Just saying...

Posted by: Da C.I.A. at September 20, 2010 07:02 PM (x7oNQ)

87 This is bad ............ I would rather see Rosey O'Donnell in a string bikini !!! I hate women with fgood looks and a great body !!!!

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at September 20, 2010 07:03 PM (Kg5bf)

88 I still will take Chewy, I mean Michelle Obama over this fat ass pig in the photo !!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 20, 2010 07:07 PM (Kg5bf)

89 Posted by: Da C.I.A. at September 20, 2010 11:02 PM (x7oNQ)

--That's interesting, considering there's no well-known connection like there is with Barbosa in the NBA or China's with Yao Ming.

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 07:08 PM (BP6Z1)

90 Score Saints so you'll cover!!

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 07:11 PM (BP6Z1)

91 98: Star-crossed, you mean?

Posted by: whoelse at September 20, 2010 07:21 PM (gcA9u)

92 49 _{^{I'll give her 10.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 09:04 PM}}

She barely has a chest. There's no camel toe. She obviously has a gut. I don't know. I hope Dave in Texas had nothing to do with this photo. Posted by: joejm65

I didn't say "a 10", I said 10, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 07:41 PM (aaULJ)

93 105 98:

Star-crossed, you mean?

Posted by: whoelse at September 20, 2010 11:21 PM (gcA9u)

--Yep. Did I mention I'm drinking?